holy Sh** this was a lot of work.
Hey language.
Yeah I know I know
but seriously a lot of other YouTubers make this look sooo easy
anyway do you want to go first? Naah you should go first
ssss I don't know I'm kinda nervous you sure? Yeah babe you got this
okay okay I can't mess this up man this is our first video ever and she believes
in me so there's nothing to worry about I got this.
Inhale.....exhale
(Nigahiga's borrowed Voice) Hey Guys
Sigh, you ruined it.
What? ruined it how ?
You can't go around Stealing people's poop in our first video.
Phrasing
And this is the internet, you can't forget that you need to be gender specific
because saying "hey guys" in 2018 is sexist
oooh Sh** That's riiight
My bad.^_^)
Wait??? Are you messing with me ?
Because he opens with that line in almost every one of his Vlogs.
well Ryan is famous and babe we're going off-script.
Sigh, Fine let me start over. (clears throat)
hello everyone this is your daily dose of (i think i peed a little ) 😆
I..I mean Welcome to our first video ever (sorry about the audio)
My name is Alexander (or Alex if you're lazy)
and this is my beautiful killjoy of a wife Celine heh heh
Ow ow I couldn't help it
Hi ^_^
and here on this channel we're going to be reviewing videos telling our stories and most importantly
comparing your dimension to ours via this fancy inter-dimensional
Assus Router i Found
I hope Dan & Justin doesn't Sue us.
heh haha
They'd be tring to get blood from a stone
oh and before I forget let me mention that every once in a while I'm going to
be talking about one or two topics from the news done by the biggest beautiful
bastard Philip DeFranco also whenever I do give my opinion on these topics
Celine is gonna be the one that stops me from completely tripping off on the
evils Fu**ing A**holes
HeeeeY
Sigh we all have to deal with from time to time.
If you all don't know what tripping off means here's a quick definition
seriously though, those people Suck Dog's Sh**
Oookay you need some time to calm down a bit before we continue.
So i just wanna say this, III'm not really gonna be commencing too much on athe previously mentioned topic
because talking about the A**holes in the world that molests their Clients
Serial Bombs people's homes
Pisses me off just as much as it pisses of Alex
and i dont like feeling that angry all the time.
Even though i'm very happy those guys are either dead or in prison getting their pooper pushed in.
Anyway what i'm trying to say is i'm here for the anime
and messing with Alex
Oh oh oh
and the relationship stuff
You know what i'm talking about
I'm talkin bout love,
That real love.
So until those episodes come around I'm not going to be here,
Hmm when would those episodes be hun?
Hmm there's no set schedule right now so I think the cheating
So i think the cheating episode should be episode three
Hmm, Episode Tree
Yes, episode Three
haha you pronounce the number three weird.
What? you have the exact same accent that i do.
you're just pronouncing it differently because you're being recorded.
Babe relax, i'm kidding.
okay, i'ma get out of here
I got some Fortnite to play (We both suck Btw)
Bye you guys.
I thought you said that was being sexist.
Duuuh i'm still messing with you.
I hope you get rekt or something okay
Love you too hun.
Okay
before I continue I need to mention that I would have never started this channel
if it wasn't for youtubers that inspired me and I strongly suggest you check them out if you haven't already
of everyone on this list
Jazza really inspired me the most because after about 4 years of not
drawing anything I came across one of his older videos named not good enough
and in it he helps motivate all the artists or they're struggling with not
knowing what to draw and getting past that really annoying feeling of not
being good enough by finding fulfillment in what you create
and with that I started drawing again
so because of his videos I really got to say
Thanks man, you're a real
Es,,Esky Mozzie
so keep up the good work.
I gotta give another quick show to
Lee Douglas over on Twitter
he does bodyguard services, private investigations
and even helps find missing people
he also to go to his own personal time to help me stay positive back when I was
going through a pretty rough spot and I got to say thanks for that so if any of you all
wanna check him out for any of his services feel free to give him a DM at
wicked Bitcoin on Twitter
okay I wanna know what you guys think about
the little setup we got here?
It's nothing close to the original
but believe it or not all of this was done using only two things PaintTool Sai and
a Mouse and I gotta say I'm pretty proud if I do say so myself
also let me know if you'd like to see a full tutorial later on because I know there's
a lot of people out there just like me that would love to draw on PC but can't
afford a drawing tablet so if you'd like to see that let me know in the comments below
just as a reminder I gotta say we're gonna try to cover as much as we
can as long as it's funny or entertaining but every now and then I am
going to be talking about topics that involves bad people and when I do the
language Filter will be off because shit like this
it just makes me wanna
Sigh
it just makes me wanna
ooooooooooo
seriously I hope you spend the rest of their f**king life in prison.
Iroh,
Give him an L
so what I'm saying is those episodes won't be for kids
oh and we're giving shout outs to 20 of our favorite comments at the end of the next video
it's going to be ten comments each so see who's going to pick your comments as
their favorites me or Alex so make sure to comment your thoughts
leave a like or subscribe if you want to help this channel get off the ground
We'll see you in the next one, bye.
Aaaay, you guys thanks for watching the video
But we gotta take a moment to mention something a little more personal to you all.
We wanna be as straightforward with our viewers as possible and basically we're
on this platform trying to change our living situation by making some extra
money on YouTube because working two jobs wasn't getting us anywhere close to
moving out but a lot closer to an divorce Heh heh
We live in an area called Maloney and it may not be the worst place in the world but considering the
water problems shootings and murders it's still pretty bad and that's the main reason why we're here
now we know some of you guys are gonna say
You're doing Youtube for the wrong reasons
but the reality is YouTube is a business and we want to
change our lives by making good content and working hard towards
eventually moving out, building a home together
and starting a Family
So if you like the content so far and wanna help us with our dream of living a better life
You can do so by Donating to our paypal
anything from 50 cents to $1 would help
we set the minimum to just 50 cents because we don't want anyone to think
that we're being greedy so if you feel like donating anything more than the minimum
I got to say thanks in advance because your generosity is literally
going to change our lives for the better.
We honestly tried working hard on our own to leave this place over to this
and as he mentioned earlier working two jobs and clocking well over 11 hours a day
was really putting a lot of stress on the both of us intimately
and we kept telling ourselves that the sacrifice would be worth it in the end
but after a Year of doing that we still could only afford an apartment in the same Area
and our Relationship grew weaker and less stable becausse of the amount of time
we would spend working and not seeing each other in the ways we should
the donations will be used for the get out of here
and with that we will be able to put a
lot more time into the channel because we'll be a lot more comfortable and well
we won't have to worry about this type of thing
before I continue I need to
mention that I would have never started this channel if it wasn't for the
youtubers that WTF!(The sound made me jump😅)
Celine: babe it having a shootout in the building.
Me: Yeah i know, move from by the window girl
That was me practicing my lines about two or three weeks ago and I
don't want you all to get the wrong idea we don't live in a war zone anything
like that and there's no one going around shooting innocent people but the
thing is it's still uncomfortable please to live knowing that you can be coming
home from work and the shots ringing out a couple of times actually had to run
into the building because it had gunshots close by and that type of thing
and since i've been living here,
i've been here I've been living here well over, well over 14 years you know so
it's real easy for me and I personally kind of regret the fact that i've got Celine
here in this situation and I can't get us out and
as a young man it's a disappointment in myself that I have
but I don't want to stick too much on that topic really
Sooo I think with that we should wrap this up
yeah, as time passes and the channel grows
we also hope to reach out to other people like us
people that come from similar backgrounds to let them know to stay positive and stick to doing the things
that you like because the person that's most likely gonna change anything in your life, is you
making this video was a lot of fun and we look forward to making
a lot more in the future so don't forget to Like, Share or Subscribe
and Remember You're The M-C
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