I'm Darren Marlar from DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com, and this is your Daily Dose of Weird News!
Police in Pensacola, Florida, arrested 52-year-old Charles William Raulerson recently after getting
a call about a naked man in a car wash parking lot.
Officers reported seeing Raulerson standing around without pants while music blared from
his vehicle.
When deputies asked Raulerson to put his clothes on, he replied: "They took off running by
themselves without me."
***"Well ok then...carry on!"
McDonald's is going to start allowing you
to pre-order and pick up using your phone.
***Because obviously spending 60-seconds in the drive-thru is just not acceptable.
It now looks as if Melania Trump, who was staying behind in New York to let 10-year-old
Baron finish out the school year there, may not move to Washington at all.
***I can't say that I blame her.
She'd risk a black eye just standing in the same room with Donald with all the jabs
being thrown his way.
The Kardashians are in Costa Rica on vacation.
Just one question: Vacation from what?
New research shows that an unexplained force
is pushing our entire galaxy across the universe.
***Well, be honest.
Who wouldn't want to rid the neighborhood of humans?
Amazon is going to pay Robert DeNiro $850,000
per episode to appear in a new TV series next fall.
***That's insane, Amazon!
Seriously $850,000 per episode?
I'll do it for HALF that!
Give me a call!
President Trump kicked off Black History Month
Wednesday, saying, "Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who's done an amazing
job and is being recognized more and more, I notice."
***Of course those exact same words could be said of Beyonce, Ben Affleck, the entire
cast of "Stranger Things"... kind of a generic comment there, Donnie.
Do you even know who Fredrick Douglas is?
I'm guessing no.
Not to give you one more thing to worry about,
but the nation's bacon reserves are at the lowest levels in half a century.
One word comes to mind: "No-o-o-o-o!"
Next time you get the notion to try and outrun the police, they may just lasso your car!
There's a new invention called "The Grappler" and from what we can tell, it's basically
a lasso, but for cars instead of cows.
It is made of a strong nylon net which shoots out from the police car's bumper and wraps
around the wheel of the car being chased, tethering them and preventing them being able
to speed off.
After getting "grappled" the car slows down and the chase comes to an abrupt end, allowing
the suspect to be arrested.
So far, the device is not in use by any police force but inventor Leonard Stock from the
Arizona start-up company Police Bumper is hoping it soon will be after eight years of
testing and development.
***Why go roping mustangs when you could be roping Mustangs!
If Democrats in the Senate create problems
for President Trump's Supreme Court nominee getting confirmed, Trump is encouraging Mitch
McConnell to "use the nuclear option."
***Upon hearing the words "Trump" and "nuclear" in the same sentence, liberals
once again began rioting.
In Australia police say they got a call from a woman who asked if they could investigate
because she thought her pot dealer was ripping her off.
Do understand that pot is NOT legal in Australia's Northern Territory and she quickly hung up
when police asked for her personal details.
Officers obviously found the call hilarious and later posted on Facebook: "If you know
a drug dealer who is ripping you off, give us a call, we'd love to help."
The Democracy Index has downgraded the United
States from a full democracy to a flawed one, marking the first time the nation has fallen
into the lower ranking.
Other flawed democracies include Botswana, India, Japan and Ghana, while much of Western
Europe stayed in the full democracy category.
***So let's get to work making America as great as BOTSWANA again!
With the Super Bowl coming up this weekend,
a study by a consulting firm finds that America loses productivity in the days leading up
to Super Sunday.
Lost wages work out to about $16 million a minute due to activities such as workers chatting
about the game, engaging in party planning, organizing betting pools and doing research
on big-screen TVs.
***I'm going to take a wild guess and say Super Bowl Monday is also the #1 day of
the year people call in sick with the flu.
Watch the YouTube version of the Daily Dose of Weird News and also get more weird news
at DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com.
If you like what you just heard, please give this video a thumbs up, and share the episode
with others on your own social media to help spread the weirdness!
Become a part of the "Weirdo" family by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button!
And be sure to also click that little bell next to the subscribe button so you'll be
notified when I post new videos!
Thanks for watching!
For Marlar House and DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com, I'm Darren Marlar.
For more infomation >> DG2 by Diane Gilman SuperStretch Lite BootCut Basic - Duration: 16:56.
For more infomation >> Catfish and the Bottlemen I Will Never Let You Down Subtitulada Español - Duration: 3:09. 


For more infomation >> 【Megurine Luka/Kagamine Len】Light and Shadow Waltz (Eng/Romaji) - Duration: 4:15.
For more infomation >> [Hand Shakers Opening] One Hand Message by OxT full version Lyric | English/Romaji Sub - Duration: 3:30. 






Không có nhận xét nào:
Đăng nhận xét