Hello all
I'm Maia. Your God.
and today I'm alone here
In fact, last night my wife flew overseas
She flew to China to take a holiday with the family
and now I have the entire house just for myself
But today, I don't plan to do anything particularly interesting
I just want to film my life and
show it to you
not only the interesting parts
but also the boring parts, right?
Well, I'll try make this film not boring
so you don't sit there and think
"Why am I watching this shit?"
So, now I want to show you my gym
and here's my gym ...
Yes! it's a chair
and a dumbbell ...
but mainly it's a chair
and for the last two weeks
I've been exercising everyday in the morning
before I head to the office and I do that
for 40 minutes and I've lost 3 kilos
I'm really happy about that
I want to make my shoulders and my chest bigger
so that when I'm acting again
I won't look like a fat man
because no want wants to have a fat man in their film, right?
Except if I would be the idiot, who was eaten by zombies
You know what I mean!
Here's the cat's litter ... I need to clean that later
Of course, you need to help me
and today I can be a rebel
I'm not wearing shoes!
I'm really happy about that!
because Asians, they always complain about that
they say, "Oh you're dirtying your feet and
after that you'll dirty the bed and the sofa etc ..."
F**k that!
What will you do now wife?
After that, I need to clean the sofa
Can you do that while I clean the kitchen
It's now midday
and I still haven't eaten
So, I guess I'll just go out and find some good food
and you're coming with me
But first, I need to find where the cat is at
I haven't heard him for a few hours
So, I guess he's doing something bad
There he is!
He's in between the clean clothes
F**k you cat!
Hey Kato
Do you like that?
Do you like that?
Find work, lazy ass!
So, firstly I need to find clean socks
That's a problem because I haven't cleaned them
I need clean socks
but I don't have them so ... one sec ...
I need to find two, which are clean enough
That's fine
In summer, ya ya ya ya ya ... Oh yes!
I bathe in the sun
Normally, I'd never do this
put on my shoes when I'm in the house
because my wife would explode with anger
I'm being honest; I'm not lying
So, I just need to put them on
Do that
I'm doing it on the sofa
Don't tell my wife what I'm doing right now!
So, I need to put on the other
In fact, I need to buy a new shoe
Look at this ... there's a hole there
It always annoys me
Done! Now we can find some good food
Are you like me, hungry?
Let's go!
So, I need to grab ...
I have a message from Amikumu
So, I'm ready to find food except for one thing
I need to take a piss
I'm really happy because for the last two months
the lift in my building didn't work
It's still really hot here
In fact, if the US president,
President Trump
If he doesn't believe in climate change
he should move to Australia
As soon as he arrived he'd believe in it
Every time I see someone with a smoothie in their hands
I immediately want it ...
but I know that it's full of sugar
and I need to avoid that
So, before I purchase food
I first want to go to the shop
to check if any new DVDs are there
which I'd like to buy
Because of Amikumu, I should maybe buy this TV series
That was the film of my childhood
If you like war films, you need to purchase this film
So, I didn't find a film, which I wanted to buy
That's probably a good thing
because I really need to work on the Amikumu business plan
and if I purchased a film, then I'd probably not work on it
So, I've just purchased my food
and now I'm heading home, to watch a film, eat and
then probably start on the business plan
So, I'm now home and I'll just eat
So, I just finished eating and now I want to work
on the business plan
In English, we don't call it a "strategy plan" like Esperanto
we call it, a business plan
and I've worked on it for ages
because it's a really big document, really comprehensive
and covers every aspect of the business
and I needed to study a lot about how to do it well
and, in fact, I purchased this book
which is called, "How to write a business plan"
and I think it's the most useful book ever
So, I just wanted to show it
because maybe you'll need to do this some time
So, before I start that
I almost forgot that I need to clean my clothes
Okay good, so I can start
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit
and that is all
If you've liked this film
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and I'll see you all in the next film
and if you're not there
I'll find you and I'll annoy your cat!
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