tu dost hai yaar
kon?
tu
kaisi baat kar rha hai justin
tu mat bol ashish. kya pta tune liye ho
rukja, ashish ka wait kar raha hu
abhi aaya mn ashish ko le ke
kya haal hai sb bdhiya
bata de ise [ROLE], kar lega na
bhdiya sa dio
main role hai, main se thoda sa niche hai
PAISE NAHI MIL RAHE
paise nahi mil rahe yaar.
paise?
prince, koi aaya tha kya yaha pe?
nahi
yaar 10000 rupe rakhe the
koi aaya hi nahi
kaha rakhe the?
yahi rakhe the yaar purse ke sath
papa se puchh le
papa kerala gaye, mujhe kharch ke liye diye the 10000
dekhle idhar kahi honge
abe yahi rakhe the yaar
mujhe yaad hai yar yahi rakh ke gaya tha dopahar ka khana lena tha
thande dimaag se soch mil jayenge
koi aaya tha kya? nahi koi nahi aaya
bhai prince hi tha ghar pe
tune to nahi liye prince
kya? maine?
main kya karunga yar
kitchen me to nahi rakh diye?
kitchen me kon rakhta hai yar. kitchen me bhi dekh liye
pichhe ka darwaja bhi band hai. jabse ghar me chori hui hai tala laga ke rakhte hain
bhai prince hi tha ghar pe
bhai tujhe shaq ho rah hai to check karle. scooty laya hu check karle.
aaya bhi khali haath hu. check karle
bhai 10000 kam thodi hote hain
bhai mujhe bhi check karle
bhai tu hi tha yaha pe
main kya krunga yar kaisi bate kar rahaa hai
scooty check karle. na main gya
bhai prince hi tha yaha pe
bhai prince kyu bol raha baar baar?
prince koi chor thodi hai
ghar pe to tu hi tha yar akela
koi aaya hi nahi
prince koi chor thodi hai. check karle bhai
bhai dekhle justin tere upar hai. 10000 tere gaye hain
check karle. na main gya na aaya
ma kasam, vidya padhayi kasam, check karle main kyu lunga yaar, itne bade ghar me rehta hu. kaisi baate kar rahe ho tum.
tu ghar pe akela tha shaq to jayega hi
or ye bolra hai to shaq ja raha hai
mat bol bhai mat bol, main chori nahi karunga
check krle ise. han han karle
chori karni hogi to pocket me thodi dalega bahar dost ko pakda dega
ek min me bula lunga. 2 min bhi to nahi huye
prince hi tha yaha pe
dimag thik hai kya?
(SEARCHING THE BAKRA)
bhai 2000 500 ke note the
phone sab check karle. kapde utar ke dikhau
kaisi baate kar raha hai chori kaunga kya
bhai check krade prince
main gharvlo tak baat nahi pahuchana chahta
le check karle. jaise karna hai karle
pehle check krlu fir baat karaunga
paiso ki baat hai yaar. kharcha nikalna tha
haa haa bilkul. jo dekhna hai dekh
gharwaale denge bhi nhi agar mai bataaun to
Ye poori utaar dun?
Hn! Utaar de
Meri scooty ki chaabi ye rhi
Scooty ki check krle lete hain! rokja!
THIK HAi???
Ek to isko bolaaya acting k liye! acha thodi lagta hai!
Dost hai yaar tu! vu bhi itna achai!
kon?? Tu yaar aur kon?
To mai kyu lunga yaar? kaisi baatein kr rha hai yaar justin?? Bacho vaali baat
Tu mat bol!! Tu kyu bol rha hai? kya pata tune liye ho!
Chor dikh rha hu ky mai tuje? bhai m to abhi aaya hu
Tu uncle ko phone kr mai bata rha hu!
Hello...Hello chacha...
Meri baat krva yaar
Ghar pe dost aa rakha tha to paise gayab ho gye!
Loud speaker pe laga..mil nhi rhe paise...
Ghar pe dekh lia poora..dost hai acha
Idhar le aa...utha ke le aa
arre nii..baat krlo aaraam se.Mil jaaye to thik hai!
Lo ek baar baat krlo!....Loo
Hello...Hello
Kon hai bhai tu?
Uncle ji...iss ka dost hun mai..justin ka
Chorr hai tu?
kya?
Chorr hai ke?
Mai chorr thodi hun uncle ji!
Pooraana dost hun! school ka dost hu iska...
School mein chorri krta th ye shyd
To ky chorri krega?
Nahi chooraaya uncle ji..
Dekhlo ghar pe...Aapke ghar pe baitha hu mai
Paise kyu choraaunga mai kisi ke?
Taange todd dunga yaad rkhio!
Hain?
Taange alg TODD dunga teri!
Han hn bilkul uncle ji!
Pta laga na tu nikla....
Tu taange Kaat dunga
Hn hn bilkul uncle ji bilkul!
Aap aakar check krlo
Agar mai chor nikol! Tu bas phir!
Ju krna hai kar lena...
Justin ko phone de... Hn??
Aap idhar aajaao...Chalo
Mere chacha bhai pagal aadmi hai!
Yr kaisi baat kr rha hai tu? Kaisi baat kr rha hai. Justin?
Tu meri aur besti krva rha hai
Tu aaja papa se baat krvaun
Rokja! abhi bahar nahi niklega tu!
Han to mai thodi le jaunga?
Kaisi baatein kr rha h tu yaar??
Oye papa ko mat bola! min ruk ruk..
Yahin check kr!
Jhoote utaaron??
Gharvaalon ko dekh involve ni krna chaiye!
Usne bhi to kar liye involve ab!
Gharvaalon ko thodi kia hai une! phr??
Apne chacha se baat krvayi hai...kisi batein kr rh h tu!!!???
Kamaal kr rh hai yaar tu justin!
bhai justin bhai isliye bolaya hai kya yahan pe?
Muje chor smajh rha hai kya?
Yaar itne bade ghar mein rehta hun...tere 10,000 choraunga kya yrr?
Kon bhai aaj kal bade bade ghar mein chor
Loo bhai! Ju check krna ho kr skte ho krlo!
Kasam se keh rha hun.Tune bohut galat kar diya
bohut bohut galt kar diya
mei CHOR dik raha hu kya? ek bar tu dang se dund le.Mil jayegne tere ko
Bhai muje paise chahiye yar
HAIN? Mei nahi janta muje paise chahiye
galat baat hai
MERE Pass honge toh bhai
mei kya karunga kisi ke paise
kaunsa CHOR apni galti manta hai? MEI maan rahahu apni galti
CHORI kari nahi maine maine kari nhi!
Mei kyo karunga chori tere ghar mei aakar
har chor apni galti thodi manta hai
TU POLICE KE PASS CHAL NA 100 No. pe bula le bula liya hai
100 NO. pe bula na
Bhai tu dek le paise chahiye toh
apne papa ko bula k le aaon tu mere sath chal tuje shak ho raha hai na
BHAI phone mila le... NAHI!
Yahi pe khadaa hu mei yahi khada hu... RUK JAA (NHI)
Are are majak tha... MAJAK THA Prank chal rha
Kamal kar rha hai... dara rha hai sach mei
PRANK CHAL RHA.. PRANK
Aisa thodi hota hai yaar... yhi role tha tera
Vo nikal recording
Sach mei toh nhi hai...yeh bata mere ko sach mei???Pagal hai kya
Tuje camera nhi dik rhe vo vo dek....
Vo jo CHACHA ko phone milaya vo? vo dost tha...Lakshay tha
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