Hey brother..
You: Hey..
You can't sleep?
You: Yeah, I have a hard time falling asleep..What's up?
Mmm, I'm just looking at the TV..
You: Can I join you?
No, you can't join me
You: Why?
Because you always ruin it!
Big bro: I just woke up tho..
I know you just woke up...
You: Then why don't you want me to join?
You: ... Did I do something wrong?
wouhmmeh...
I don't know you just..
..uuh
I don't like that you tease me so much
You: Oh come on.. I have nothing else to do..
You: Just let me sit next to you for a while. I wont tease you!
Yeah.. Only if you promise not to tease me
You: Yup, I promise
You: Big brother gonna have a chill time,
You: No teasing
Yeah fine
You: (Walks over and sits down on the couch)
(Silently watching tv)
You: Are you staring at me?
No, I'm not staring
You: Yes, you were staring at me
You: You're staring!
No, no, I'm not staring
You: You were glancing at me, I saw
You: You really glanced
It's so fucking dark, how do you how do you even see?!
You: Brothers radar of course
Brother's radar really? Oh, come on
You: Yup, it's a thing, brothers radar
Stop! you promised that you wouldn't tease me
You: It's impossible
You: You are my cute, cute, cute little bro
Stop calling me cute! How many times do I have to tell you? I'm not cute!
You: aww, is it too much for the little nerd to handle?
You: Hahah~
Stop before I get angry
You: booohoo Is little brother gettin angreeey?
(Copying you) uu uuuh little brother gettin angrey
Fuck you
Yes, I copied you
You: wow, mature
Well you're not very mature yourself, you know
You: I'll always be more mature than you tho
Yeye, whatever stop laughing
You:.....you're staring..
No.. no I'm not staring
You: Hey! this time i saw you, you were staring for real
Yes, it's because you're not wearing a shirt
You: Why don't you take a photo? it will last longer
Because it looks disgusting
You: ....
You: I borrowed your phone the other day and... found something quite interesting, wanna guess what?
Ooh what..?
You: Well, I was going to search for some good place to eat lunch after work
You: And in the search bar, not too far down, I saw some "gay porn"...
Gay porn on my phone..
You: yup, that's right
You: All exposed, out in the wild for everyone to see..
You: You're quite kinky..
How did you...
You: If you wanna know that bad.. I'll tell you-
You: Actually I don't know your code...
-Wha
What!?.. you don't know my code?
You: Nope, just messing with ya
Ow fuck you!
.....mnegehfine, alright
I...euh
-I watched once.. (lies)
You: Yeah?
You: Since you admitted it yourself, I'll tell mom
No, no no no no
You: I'll tell~
No, no, no, no, no, no. No, please please don't tell mom, please don't tell Mom!
You: Yeah! you have been watching adult videos, I'll tell mom!
Noh...
You: You're in biiiiiig trouble, no way of getting out of it this time!
You: ....unless...you do something for me..
You: Or..perhaps you prefer being humiliated..?
Tell me what what do you want from me?
You: Good choice little brother
You: first off..
You: I want you to tell me how much you like my bare chest
Why do you want me to say that I like your
(shy)
Your.. bare chest
You: Because I enjoy it
You: I also want you to touch it while you're at it
You're disgusting me brother, you want me...
You want me to touch
Your bare chest,
And you're teasing me for being gay?
You: about that.. I'm actually gay too
Hold on..
HOLD YO HORSES!
You are gay too?
When did you find out!?
You: A couple of years ago
Years ago!? and you didn't even,
you didn't even tell me, wow
Wowbowbowowo
What a great
What a great big brother you are I am NOT disappointed I am
very disappointed
In fact I will not talk to you
for a week
You: How the hell are you gonna survive without talking to me for a week?
Can't hear you
You: You little shit-
No, I can't hear you. I can't hear you. I can't hear you. I can't hear you. I can't hear you. I can't hear you
Soooo ♪ goo~♫
Can't hear you. Goodbye. Goodbye.
G'bye brother.... g'bye
Can't hear you
♫ rududututdu-tututudu-dduuu ♫
Goodbye
Can't hear you. I'm sleeping. Goodnight
You
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