Hey everybody it's Nurse Stefan here and I wanted to talk to you about this list I came
across, of the top ten reasons why you shouldn't be a nurse.
Now it does mention that it was written to be both funny and professional, but each and
every reason that they list is something that pertains to the nursing profession, and something
that we actually go through, so.
That doesn't mean it should discourage people from becoming a nurse.
Because nursing has changed my life in ways I never knew something was out there that
existed that could.
So, if for whatever reason, this list MIGHT deter someone from becoming a nurse, something
that could be their calling, something that's done so much for me, that it could do for them.
As a human, much like yourself, and as a nurse, I gotta talk about these reasons
not to be a nurse.
OK first things first, it says you shouldn't be a nurse if you're the type that sees blood
and you faint.
Probably the most common phrase I hear when I'm starting an IV or if drawing blood from
patients is, "Oh, I could never do what you do."
Which is a lot more than drawing blood and starting IV's.
And I say, "Why?"
And they say, "Oh, I can't stand the sight of blood."
"I can never do needles."
And I'm like...
"You think I'm a fan of needles or blood?
Like…
"I'm not down with them."
"I'm not super down with them."
I didn't go into this with an affinity for needles or blood.
And by the way…
If you are a fan of needles or blood, naturally…
I'm paging Sergeant Doakes, because we got a "Dexter" situation on our hands.
OK?
You're forewarned.
Now, needles hurt, right?
When they poke you, when they poke me.
They can transmit disease, same with blood.
They've got a lot of negative things associated with them.
No, I am not super down with needles or blood
and I don't think most other nurses are either.
But the actuality is: there are people that legit faint from the sight of blood.
And that's a real thing.
That's a real issue to be concerned about.
But I will say this: you can overcome it.
OK, because I know a lot of nurses that have.
And I usually kind of hear the same thing from all of them, ya know.
They view it as a, a fear, as a challenge that they have to overcome.
And they do that by changing their perspective on what needles and blood are.
The importance of them and the use of them.
Needles and blood are crucial, they're vital parts of medical treatment
and, uh, existing
to be quite frank.
So, if you really want to be a nurse
Know that there are grade A nurses out there that had the same issue you do.
So, I will not take that as a reason not to become a nurse.
Next up, you shouldn't be a nurse if you don't want to be up and moving and prefer sitting
down all day.
They go on to say this doesn't apply to all nurses…
SO DONT INCLUDE IT ON THE LIST.
So, as part of my pediatric clinical rotation, I shadowed a nurse that worked at a pediatric
outpatient facility.
She sat the entire day and triaged phone calls, which there were not many of.
But, bottom line is: don't worry.
There's plenty of nursing jobs where you can sit down.
You can do chart auditing.
You could do nursing informatics.
You could be a legal nurse consultant.
And there's major bucks in those fields.
But you might find the motivation to get up and move around all day, if it means you get
to take care of people.
Which is what nursing is about.
There are literally so many types of nurses out there.
OK, some stand.
Some sit.
Some ride.
Some fly.
But for the purpose of this list, some sit.
So scratch that off the list.
Next on the list is:
You shouldn't be a nurse if you can't handle smells,
or are very sensitive to them.
First off, again, like with the needles and the blood…
No one is "down" with awful smells.
Yes, we deal with feces.
Yes, we deal with urine.
Yes, we deal with fungus in folds of people that haven't showered in weeks.
Abscesses!
can be one of the most foul-smelling things.
Now there's a huge population of you out there
that like watching pimples pop.
I'll admit, it can be satisfying.
There's even a show
Dr. Pimple Popper, or something like that, right?
See, the difference is
you've got a screen,
lots of distance,
and a film crew between you and that abscess.
Us?
Not so much.
We sit there with our poor attempts, with coffee grounds, and air fresheners.
But there are some smells you cannot escape!
But while we deal with suctioning out, cups of pus from these deep abscesses.
And smelling the scents that we smell.
We also know that we're relieving this person
of something that could potentially kill them
or at least improve their quality of life.
I mean, if an infection goes on for too long
people get septic and die- it happens all the time, right?
So if you think you want to be a nurse, and help heal people
help save their life, or at least give them a better quality of life?
Are you going to let that smell stop you?
I'm going to be honest, you never get used to the smell.
K, it's never like, "Oh, I don't smell anything."
No. It stinks.
It always stinks.
Somethings always gonna smell.
And there's always gonna be new odors…
where you're like
"I have never smelled that before…"
"…I don't know what's growing in there..."
"…something's up."
So, you don't get over the smell.
You get over the fact that you have to smell it, in order to help that person.
Those are the little sacrifices we make
to make a big difference.
And that's nursing.
Not a reason not to be a nurse.
Next up, is you shouldn't be a nurse if you're not keen on change.
OK, if you don't like it.
Change.
Listen, if you don't like change
you need to find
another world, ok, another life
another existence.
Change is inevitable.
It always happens.
You could be working for 20 years pushing paper,
then all the sudden a new manager comes in and says
"Hey, guess what, you're shredding paper now."
That's change.
K?
You've gotta be able to adapt to situations, it's part of life.
The beauty of it is that we're changing because we're learning new things.
Some of the things we've been doing for so long
we've been doing wrong
and they can be done better
or differently.
And it all comes back to the same thing:
Improving the care, to help heal our patients.
Change is inevitable, so it's no reason not to become a nurse.
Next up, you shouldn't be a nurse if you're in it for the fame.
It goes on to say that nurses don't get credit for what they do
and it's a very thankless job.
"Fame" has to do with reputation.
So, let's just focus on: "A thankless job."
Ok first let's talk tangible items.
Myself, and probably every other nurse out there, at some point in their career
has been offered some sort of gift
or some sort of "Thank You" card
or has had money shoved down their scrubs.
That might just be me.
Or, something like that
once, or several times
and when it comes to the words: thank you.
I hear it from almost every patient.
And then the doctors, and the CNAs, the HUCs
all the colleagues!
OK?
I don't know what this one's talking about
and when I don't hear a, "Thank you," from a patient
I usually feel it.
Or, they were never lucid enough because they were barely alive while I helped save their life.
OK, and I usually don't get a chance to see those patients wake up.
Or, the gift basket they send a few weeks later
or the cookies, or the "Thank You" card- whatever it is.
But the one's that I'm one on one with
and I don't get a, "Thank You," from
or feel a thank you from.
I usually said something wrong
and I go and I hide in the break room for a little bit.
But seriously though.
You could be a waitress, a flight attendant
a massage therapist, dental hygienist.
Not a Comcast service rep.
There's no "Thank You"s in that.
None.
Whatsoever.
But shoot you could be a carny, ok
and everybody that walks off that Gravitron
is gonna thank you.
No disrespect.
I love the Gravitron and its operators.
If it weren't for them
I don't know if I would have ever walked legit sideways in my lifetime.
K?
So, thank you.
But really
If you're looking for self-fulfillment and happiness from external sources
like other people's behaviors and actions, or the things that they say.
You've got some self-work to do.
But even so, the truth is:
We get thanked by our patients all the time.
And that's not to say we don't get swung at or spit on every now and again.
But for the most part, what I've found, is that they express gratification.
And the, "Thanks" we get
ain't just any old "Thanks."
It's a big "Thanks."
"Thank you for helping me heal."
"For myself."
"For my friends."
"For my family."
"For my entire world."
and that's huge.
That's it for today
Check back tomorrow for the other five reasons why you shouldn't listen
to the other five reasons why you shouldn't be a nurse.
I'm clocking out.
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