- Are you expected to exchange gifts
and you've been dating under a month?
- Absolutely.
- I'm guilty.
- Absolutely, yes.
- Absolutely, yes.
- Actually, I do that, I'm a giver.
- It's such a perfect time, this is the giving season.
- Show me what you got.
- Exactly.
- Show me what you got, right?
- In the early stages of me dating my husband,
it was about a month, it was his birthday came up
and I went and I bought him some little Gucci slippers
and he was like, whoa, they're kind of,
they're the slides now, they're the slides,
you know, they have plastic, they weren't that expensive.
But I'm a lover, I'm a giver.
I'd rather give than receive, and he didn't have them
so I agree.
- Now where I come from, that's a little much
but a first gift...
- [Michelle] But he didn't have them.
- Now let's paint the scenario.
You're single, you're a single mother.
Let's say you're making an average income
of a person that's single, let's say you're making
$40,000 a year, I'm just, I gotta get some parameters set.
You meet a guy, he's wonderful.
You've been dating for a month.
He gets you a Christmas gift.
Give me the dollar amount that you would be willing
to spend on a guy, after 30 days.
You make about $40,000 a year.
- $30, $30, a dollar a day.
A dollar a day.
- I'm in the 20, to $25 range.
- Okay, let me go here, go.
- $20.
- $20.
- $50.
- $50.
- $30, one dollar a day.
- Okay now, now.
(audience applauds)
What are you gettin' ready to buy this man,
that costs $25.
- I'ma get you a Starbucks gift card.
- [Michelle] Gift cards.
- I'm gonna get you a box of chocolates.
I'm gonna get you a beautiful card.
- Okay, listen to me, don't do that.
Please don't give us no card,
and please don't give us no chocolate,
and do not give a man flowers.
- Lingerie.
- We could care less.
- Lingerie.
- You don't like flowers?
- What?
- Lingerie.
Everybody wins, with lingerie.
- Unless you bout to put it down.
- Are you crazy?
- No, what, what happened?
- You're dating a man for 30 days.
You gonna give him some panties?
- No, me some panties.
- But you have to give him a gift.
For yourself?
- No.
- Everybody wins, everybody wins.
- Steve, Steve.
- Nailed it.
- Wait a minute, Steve.
I want to ask you something.
For $25, what can we give a man that they will appreciate?
We don't have no more money,
we're makin' 40 grand.
- You gotta go with what his interests are.
Like if he played golf, a real nice box of golf balls.
- This guy said gloves.
- Yeah gloves is nice.
- No, not unless they're sexy gloves.
- A scarf, if you're back East,
a scarf if you're back East.
- A scarf is nice.
- A scarf is so bland, in the first month...
- What do you want to get him?
- You're having so much fun, you're in love,
you're in the honeymoon stage.
- [Steve] She crazy.
- Spice it up.
- You're not in love in 30 days.
You're not in love in 30 days.
You're not in love.
- You have to buy him somethin' that's of interest to him.
If he plays golf, golf.
- Well say he is into golf, you take him to putt putt.
- You go top golf.
- You know, what about somethin' like that?
- Listen to me, listen to me.
If a man play golf, don't take his ass to play putt putt.
- Well thank God I'm already married.
- He gonna be so mad.
- Steve, how about some lottery tickets?
- I like that one.
- I'm bettin' big on you, baby.
- Oh my God, I love that.
- Especially some scratch offs.
- Some scratch offs.
- Where you got a shot at winning, that's a cute idea,
I like that.
- I love that idea.
- I think it's all about the events,
I think you go bowling, you do something cute,
you do something fun, you interact.
In lingerie.
- This panel right here.
I had you all on the right side,
cause you all are on opposite ends.
She played the middle very well.
She balanced the two.
Cause she ain't buyin' you a thing,
she gonna buy you some drawers, let's get it on.
And she's sittin' over here goin' Gucci slippers.
- And just call it a day.
- Ladies, thank you all for bein' here,
really fun, good day.
Great panel today, we'll be right back, y'all.
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