Ooh...that's the new guy everyone was talking about.
Wow!
That is some jawline.
Does he even eat cake?
Damn! He looks like a piece of cake himself.
No, no, no, no, Aniruddha, no!
You promised you'll be single this year.
But wait.
Did I say financial year or academic year?
It's already November. So...
I got 32... 33 days left.
Nope!
Your heart is more exhausted than paps on Taimur duty, Aniruddha.
Oooh.
Maybe I should go check out some new Taimur pictures.
Oh sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, they're coming here.
Did he see me look?
Oh no! Look busy, look busy, look busy.
Hey, do you have a minute?
Hey.
This is Tejeshwer. He'll be joining us from today.
This is Aniruddha.
Hmm, nice and firm.
I like it.
Woah, woah, woah. Why do I sound so creepy?
Okay.
How am I supposed to focus on work now?
Sweet mother of lord!
I wonder if he's gay.
He must be gay.
He's so cute, he has to be gay.
How do I find out?
Oh! Facebook.
Ah. His profile picture from 2017 has a Britney Spears frame!
That means he is gay.
Right? Wait.
Am I stereotyping gay people?
Um...
Am I stereotyping myself?
Oh.
September the 6th.
Oh my god, he is gay.
Yaaaas...
Hold on!
Who is this?
Why is he commenting on my TJ's pictures?
Is he dating him?
Are they friends?
Are they lovers?
Is my TJ not single?
Holy f*ck, he's coming here.
Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.
Close tab, close tab, close tab, close tab, close tab, close tab, close tab,
no, oh my god.
Hi, what's up?
Um, just, surfing website media.
Okay.
I'm such a f*cking idiot.
Oh my god, what does this even mean?
He likes me too, doesn't he?
Should I follow him back?
Would it seem too desperate?
How long should I wait before it's not desperate?
Wait.
What if he unfollows me if I don't follow him back right away?
What if we don't fall in love?
Oh my god, why is this so hard?
Wait.
Why is his Maggi so soupy?
What does that say about him as a person?
Okay, maybe I'm overthinking this.
Maybe it will be one of those thing we have a cute argument over
while he is making Maggi for me in his...
No!
Why are you like this?
Yeah, so I did volunteering work for about a year.
Oh my f*ck, how can anyone be this perfect?
His beard's also that perfect length.
Damn, I want to touch it right now.
Come hither beard.
I wonder how it would feel... oh my god, no!
Focus Aniruddha, focus.
You haven't said anything in two minutes.
What is he talking about?
So I'm not exactly a feminist, I'm more of a humanist.
- So I mean, that's what I think...
Noooo. So damn close.
Ugh. You were so perfect.
I'm definitely going to die alone.
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