Oh fuck what's the time?
I gotta go & suck dick at the old folks home.
See you after.
Alright mate no worries...
Wait, what are ya doing?
Oi Steve!?
Yeah..
What are ya doing?
Sucking dick at the old folks home..
Why?
Just a new job.
Well who's paying ya?
No one.
it's pretty fucking rough gig don't you think?
Nah I don't really mind these manual labour gigs,
like drilling & digging holes,
Sucking dick, & paving..
It's no skin off my teeth.
It's not manual labour mate!
It's a fucking sex act!
When I'm rinsing the tea-towel it certainly feels like manual labour!
I got forearms like Sachin Tendulker after 1 day there.
Gets the heart rate going, it's good for ya!
Besides, these old people are lonely
some of their kids don't even visit them..
It's really sad, you know?
Well read 'em a fucking book!
don't have to suck their fucking dick!
You're straight anyway aren't ya?
well I am yes but I thought you know
I'll get out of me comfort zone..
Go fucking sky diving!
Or rock climbing or some shit?
I'm not jumping out a fucking plane!
You serious?! No way, that's crazy.
This is a good middle ground I think.
A good middle ground!?
Mate enough, listen this is a court order alright
this is community service I'm paying my debt.
It was either suck dick at the old folks home..
Or go down on the Victoria's Secret runway models
It's not like they gave me a lot of choice, alright.
Whattya mean eat pussy at Victoria's Secret runway-
While they're on the road,
apparently it's good for the models
mental well-being if they've got someone
who can go down on them..
just while they're away from home.
And you chose to suck dick at the old folks home?
Well wasn't quite like that, see first I thought
I'll flip a coin.
FLIP A COIN?!
Yeah but I didn't have a coin...
so I thought, I'll just go to the old folks home.
because if I was gonna go down on the
Victoria's Secret models I would've
had to go to bloody New York,
and Milan..
Old folks home's just down the road
I can catch a bus there.
So is the Victoria's Secret job still available?
Probably. But you know it was
community service.. so..
you'd have to commit a crime..
A crime? Righto.
Yeah I can do that.. ummm.
Hello Police?
I've just tried to kill a man,
so if that Victoria's Secret job's available still
just put my name down for it please.
I didn't fucking stab someone!
I stole a Kit-Kat from the servo!
Did ya?... Oh fuck!
Nah, nah it's alright actually
nah he's not pressing charges
turns out he's a super chill cunt
OK, bye!
Fuck.
Shit I gotta go steal a fucking Kit-Kat!
Umm...
Alright I'll seeya later.
Wait call me an ambulance!
Mate i gotta go!
What if someone gets that gig before me?
oh.. right okay, go, go go!
I'll bleed out.
You're a fucking sick cunt!
Fuck, he's a good mate..
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