YouTube on day: Waching daily Jan 4 2017

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Welcome to How To January!

In these series of videos throughout January 2017, I'm going to teach you how to become

a popular and famous youtuber in any of these video genres.

Have you ever wanted to become a good youtuber?

Don't hesitate then!

Here throughout this month, I got you the perfect tips and tricks on how to become a

signature youtuber of any category!

Today, we'll learn how to make those game reviews like AngryJoe, JinoGamerHC or Sasel

do!

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So have you ever sit on a Cinemassacre's The Angry Video Game Nerd videos and said

to yourself: "gee, I want to become a successful video game reviewer just like him!"

Well, first of all, fuck off.

But second of all, you can now become a successful game reviewer just like ALL THESE PEOPLE!

Just follow these simple steps to become a famous YouTube game reviewer!

STEP 1: Research

If you're looking forward to review a very specific game, you need to do the proper research

to be able to criticise that game.

How much research you ask?

Well, little to no research is necessary, because who cares about studying journalism

and game journalism when all you matter for is the sweet YouTube jew gold?

To be able to review a game, you must play a game during a certain amount of time.

That amount of time is 30 minutes.

That's it.

Oh, what's that, you say?

You didn't even finish the game properly or the game is too long for your taste?

Well, I will have the perfect solution for you!

In a few steps later.

Just remember a golden rule on this regard: video games are made by big companies like

Ubisoft, EA or Activision, AND JUST THEM.

No one cares at this point of the developers under them.

They are trash.

That comes in handy when you just look at the Wikipedia page of that game to see who

made it.

Or the game cover if you're not blind, dumbass.

What's that?

You play these games like shit and have no experience in video games at all?

Don't worry, just play as that and you'll be able to justify it with bullshit later.

If a game doesn't lower its standards to your shitty casual level of game experience,

it's their fault for making you purchase such game for PC Master Race basement dwellers!

Even though you play like shit at a game that's as simple as a monkey throwing poop to a bunch

of strangers, it's only their fault!

And if a game takes you anyway less than a specified amount of time, regardless of its

actual quality, the game is automatically bad, because it couldn't manage to please

you 24/7 for your petty demands!

(Angry Joe) "4 HOURS!?"

Tongue of the Fat Man.

STEP 2: Video production and all that shit.

Once you've taken enough notes out of your petty nerd rage for not being able to pass

through the first Goomba in Super Mario Bros., it's time to make the video.

This assumes you already have the necessary video production equipment and software, which

if that's not the case, well… um… just pirate that shit.

Who cares.

In order to make a good game review video, you must start off with a cringey skit that

probably has the production budget of a green screen and some Walmart costumes.

Or if you're not into that, just start off as either a boring and uninteresting bloke

with the personal look of a Detroit drug dealer, or either as some pandering fuckhead who treats

you like a baby in front of a silver keychain.

[look at these keys, they're shiny]

You need to criticize a game like it was your fucking bitch.

Because your ego has just an immensity it doesn't even fit in your household recording

studio and dogshit editing, you should treat your games and your audience like your fucking

black slaves.

"Oh my god, you're literally Hitler!

That's racist!

I'm going to unsub from your channel, JMAA!

You're a white cis racist male!"

Oh, shut up.

A game's soundtrack that's usually typical for the franchise it belongs to?

Just qualify it as "generic western music".

A game that you think its technical flaws matter more than the polish and gameplay and

philosophy elements of it?

Just call it "THE DISAPPOINTMENT OF THE DECADE".

You know people like you take out of context shit.

You know it.

As a game reviewer personality on YouTube, you should be either like those reviewers

from the 90s or either like those reviewers in the 2000s.

Either treat a game like entirely shit, or either treat a game like entirely a MASTERPIECE.

It doesn't matter that every game has imperfections and have equally virtues and flaws.

Either way it's black or white.

And who cares if video games aren't a human right?

Call a game a scam just because it costed you more than you expected it to be, because

let's be honest: you want to save that sweet YouTube jew gold in pizza and other pointless

life commodities.

STEP 3: ???

Once you've uploaded your video to YouTube, it's time to take the criticism from your

very own viewers.

And by that, I mean "don't take criticism properly at all".

Just remember: you are over everyone else on YouTube.

Your opinion matters more than everyone else.

And if someone doesn't agree with you on how you made certain video or on your opinion,

just treat them like an utter cunt.

Even block them on Twitter if you're willing to.

That works.

And if that doesn't work at all, just play victim!

Feel free to use the free "DEPRESSION WILD CARD".

Depression solves everything even if you're not medically diagnosed with it.

It's so easy.

Almost forgot!

If you're looking desperately for an identity that's probably generic as fu- I mean…

unique and bright, here's some ideas for your YouTube name:

You have the "Angry <blank>", like "Raging Weeaboo", or "Pissy Console Gamer",

or "Angry Joe"

Even if you're not angry in 90% of your videos, that's fine!

Call yourself anything!

You're my special snowflake!

You also have the "Gamer Stereotype" type.

"SuperGamer47", "GamingKoala", or "JinoGamerHC".

There's also the "Snobby" type if you're feeling like an elitist piece of shit, such

as "The Snobby Gamer", or "The Gentleman Reviewer", or some shit like that.

If you play a character in your videos as well, just let the character eat you entirely

so you blur out the line of what's a real personality and what's not real.

So you even act more like a complete asshole.

STEP 4: Profit

As the final step, just remind yourself that, no matter the shit they throw at you, no matter

how much criticism you take, you still win on YouTube.

Because the content that gets promoted on this shitty platform doesn't matter if it

has more dislikes than likes.

There's no such thing as bad publicity, it's still free publicity, and you'll

eventually find easily influenceable people that will bow down to your shitty immense

ego.

You're now YouTube famous, who gives a shit?

You're already swimming in fucking jew gold!

Ha ha ha ha!

Now seriously, don't call yourself a "game journalist" when you don't even have proper

journalism, faggot.

For more infomation >> HOW TO MAKE GAME REVIEWS [How To January] - JMAA - Duration: 7:54.

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Ceilume, Ceilings You Can Look Up To - Duration: 3:11.

Ceilume's roots in the ceiling tile business go all the way back to the 1940's, and our

roots here in Northern California run just as deep.

We manufacture and ship everything from this beautifully restored apple dryer in the little

town of Graton, once the center of Gravenstein apple production for the whole country, and

the place we've called home since 1980.

At Ceilume we build our products the same way we build our company, with pride, purpose,

and lots of attention to detail.

But why do we think you belong under Ceilume?

There are plenty of reasons that you see right away.

We've got great colors and finishes, styles from classic to modern, to off-the-charts,

and everything you need to make selection and installation smooth and trouble-free.

The things you don't see are just as important.

We build our mold the old way, by hand, with a little help from some modern technology.

We select the finest raw materials, inspect the heck out of them, and recycle 100% of

our manufacturing scrap right back into more ceiling tiles.

We do safety and environmental testing all the time.

Not because our lives depend on it, but because yours do.

We don't leave anything to chance, so we laminate our own finishes, provide our own adhesive,

offer our own insulation to keep you warmer in the winter, cooler in the summer, and quieter

all year long.

And we build every ceiling tile right here in Graton using state-of-the-art machinery,

sophisticated process control, and most importantly a crew that gives a damn.

Yeah, it's the people that make the difference, it always is.

We don't like robots answering our telephones, so unless we're slammed with calls or closed

for the day you're most likely going to hear a real human when you give us a ring.

If you're new to Ceilume we'll be sure to give you some free samples to try out for

yourself before you place your order.

And we'll be following up once you get your tiles installed to make sure everything went

okay, and to see if you'd like to share some pictures of your new ceiling.

We're proud of what our customers do with our products, and we love to show off their

work.

We appreciate our employees, and they know it, so they tend to stick around.

Jerome here's been with us for over 40 years, Helmut and Steve over 30, you get the idea.

Every quarter we have bonus meetings so our crew gets to share the benefits of their hard

work.

And we throw a heck of a good Christmas party for everyone who works here, and their family

and friends.

So why do we believe you belong under Ceilume?

Because you deserve a ceiling you can look up to made by a company you can trust and

respect.

If you're ever in Graton drop by and see us.

For more infomation >> Ceilume, Ceilings You Can Look Up To - Duration: 3:11.

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Without Jesus America Will Never Be Great - Duration: 1:30.

Without Jesus, America will never be great.

If you trust in God, you have hope.

But those who turn their back on God will perish.

Without Jesus, we can do nothing, but if you want to trust in Jesus, you have to obey Him;

you have to turn away from your wicked ways.

You must repent from your wrongdoing, you must repent from going after your own desires

and you must obey Jesus Christ.

Obey His words, or you will perish.

Repent of your evil ways.

Repent of your sin, and be baptized in water.

Seek Jesus Christ with all your heart and He will give His Spirit to come and dwell

in you.

He will guide you and He will teach you, and He will give you hope; He will make you prosper,

if you follow and obey Him.

But if you disregard Him, you will perish.

Without Jesus Christ, we can do nothing.

May Jesus bless you.

For more infomation >> Without Jesus America Will Never Be Great - Duration: 1:30.

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Our First Look at the Power Rangers Movie's New Zordon! (Nerdist News w/ Jessica Chobot) - Duration: 5:26.

- Rangers, let's cook.

We've got your first look at Bryan Cranston as Zordon

on today's Nerdist News.

Welcome 2017!

(laughs)

(techno music)

It's been a few months since the folks behind

the new Power Rangers started rolling out images

from the film, and to be blunt,

each new reveal has been met

with a fair amount of skepticism.

The prevailing criticism seems to be that Lionsgate

has drifted a little too far into the dark and gritty side

of the reboot pool for something that's best remembered

as a bright and poppy after school kids show.

The new rangers look is a little too mech suity,

Goldar looks a little to melty,

and Alpha Five looks like a goblin that made it

with a Roomba.

But for all of our snarky detachment,

there is one part of the new Power Rangers movie

that we're actually kind of excited about,

Bryan Cranston taking on the part of Zordon.

(cheers)

Yeah, we sold that one guys.

What would an actor of Cranston's caliber

bring to a role that is essentially just a giant

talking head in a tube?

We have no idea, but the results could be just crazy enough

to make the whole movie worthwhile.

Unfortunately, we've yet to see the image

of the former New Mexico meth king

in disembodied head form until now.

That's because visitors to this year's

Consumer Electronic Show were treated to a VR experience

of a lifetime,

a Power Rangers VR Experience.

Attendees who stopped by the Qualcomm booth could strap on

a pair of VR goggles and go on a fantastical journey

through the world of the rangers,

which included a little face time with the Zor-man,

and thanks to the efforts of one sneaky Redditer

we can show you our first leaked image

of the Power Rangers' boss man in all his big,

blue, translucent glory.

Let's take a look.

- [Male] Whoa.

- Whoa, why didn't anybody tell me that Zordon had a twin?

Do you think that they fought over the top tube bunk

when they were little giant heads?

That joke, God,

I couldn't even try.

(audience laughs)

All right, so obviously that's not two Zordons.

- [Male] What?

- I know, surprise, those are just bad jokes.

No, those are the dual images you need

to make the VR experience work,

slightly underwhelming here,

but when you're actually in the experience

it probably looks pretty cool.

More importantly though, even in the slightly blurry form

we can make out a few cool details about Cranstdon

that offers some hints about his appearance

in the final film.

The biggest being that,

with this element at least,

the filmmakers seem to be sticking pretty close

to the original material.

Yes, this Zordon makes his home in a cave

instead of a weird futuristic building

in the middle of a desert,

and yes he's appearing on a big screen

instead of floating in his trusty old tube,

but at his core he's still the giant floating blue head

that we've all come to know and love.

To be honest, given the film's other odd redesigns,

we wouldn't have been surprised if this Zordon

had turned out to be some kind of weird, fleshy,

robotic tentacle creature,

and I like that that's our default,

like that's where we go, tentacle creature.

- [Male] Yeah.

- Who wrote this and what sick twisted mind do they have?

We should hang out.

You can also see that he appears to be surrounded,

maybe even imprisoned,

perhaps in a wall of glowing green stone.

Now, we already know that in the movie

Rita Repulsa will be a former green ranger gone rogue,

and it was just announced that Zordon

will be a former red ranger.

So, is it possible that these two ended up imprisoning

each other with their respective magics

in a final battle set a few couple of millennia

before the events of the film?

This would explain why Zordon is stuck inside

a rocky ring of Rita's signature color,

it's all so not too far off from their origins

in the original.

They weren't former rangers in the show,

but they did end up imprisoning each other

in a big final battle.

Zordon got stuck in a time warp

and Rita got trapped in a dumpster on the Moon.

That's so mean.

Now, we're sorry to report to all of you Moon dumpster fans

that we don't think the movie will have

any moon dumpsters in it,

but who's that in the corner?

That's the new Alpha Five in all of his Roomba head glory.

Now, if there were only a VR experience

where we got a wedgie from Bulk and Skull,

we would be officially stoked for Power Rangers' release

on March 24th.

That's what it would take, you guys, wedgies.

But what do you guys think?

Will Bryan Cranston's Emmy winning chops

make Power Rangers a big contender next award season?

I don't think so.

(audience laughs)

- [Male] What?

- But here's what I wanna say.

I will watch this movie for Bryan Cranston.

As much as I (bleep) on this movie,

I will watch it for Bryan Cranston,

and if he is good, which of course he will be good,

I might give this a pass.

I'm just saying, I'm willing to admit my mistake

if I've ever mistaken,

but I mean, I wouldn't hold your breath on that one.

And are you excited to see the Rangers' stay true

to their roots?

Let's discuss.

This was a hard one today.

(laughs)

For more infomation >> Our First Look at the Power Rangers Movie's New Zordon! (Nerdist News w/ Jessica Chobot) - Duration: 5:26.

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Visit Flower park in Pailin province - Travel in Cambodia - Duration: 7:47.

This is a holiday in Pailin. In this video will show you a beautiful garden. It is not far from Pailin province, about 10 kilometers only.

Start from Pailin on the road to Cambodian-Thai border.

Now we're in the PRUM market turn left and straight about 4 kilometers to the garden

Now we are reached our destination.

Here are some visiting, family, couple…

For more infomation >> Visit Flower park in Pailin province - Travel in Cambodia - Duration: 7:47.

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Fareed Kuhafa - Real Estate Agent - Duration: 3:48.

- My name is Fareed Kuhafa,

and I'm a real estate agent with Century 21 Innovative.

I came to Canada 20 years ago

and I've been living in Scarborough since then.

I have a sales background, and in 2006,

I decided to get into real estate business

as real estate is one of the biggest investments

people make in their lifetime.

So I wanted to be part of it.

I work in the greater Toronto area.

I help people to buy and sell single family units,

detached, semi-detached, and even condominiums.

The most exciting moment of my career

is when I did my first real estate transaction

just a week after I got my real estate license.

My approach to business

is that I treat each client as unique.

I personalize my service to suit each client,

whether they are seasoned sellers or buyers or first-timers.

I take pride in being there for my clients

any time of the day.

They can approach me in the morning,

in the afternoon, or in the evening.

My phone is always open for them.

What makes me different than the other real estate agents?

I give 100% of my attention and time to my clients.

I don't rush my clients to make quick decisions.

Rather, I help them to make an educated decision.

I put their best interests as my top priority.

A lot of sellers worry about the commission

that they have to pay to the real estate agent.

But a fair portion of my commission,

I contribute towards social organizations and programs

that help the people in need.

I do advertise on print media,

like most of the other real estate agents do,

and also I do online marketing on social media and online,

because that's where most of the buyers look for properties

before they even talk to real estate agents.

When it comes to buyers, I personalize my service to know

how big their family is, how many children they have,

which neighborhood they like to live,

and what's the budget that they have.

So after that, I start searching for houses for them.

And I don't want to stop until they find their dream home.

But you don't have to take it from me.

You can hear from my client.

- My name is Swapnil and I work in the finance industry.

It's been a short while that I've been in Canada,

and I was planning to buy my first home in Canada.

I had no idea...

what do I need, what sources do I go through to buy a home.

And Fareed kicked in for every one of those needs.

He told me about the process, how it works,

he helped me...

He would pick us up, he would take us to what ever homes

we had shortlisted.

It's not just his sales pitch.

He would tell us pros and cons about the house,

what he liked about the house,

what he didn't like about the house.

Was it worth buying the comparables?

So he gave us a pretty big idea

about what we should be expecting from that house,

what kind of work is needed in the house,

so on and so forth.

In the process of buying the house,

Fareed has become more than a realtor, he's become a friend.

He has become a part of the family.

And that's something that I have shared

with my friends, family, relatives,

and none of them have this kind of an experience.

Fareed is the best realtor in town

and an even better human being.

I love the guy to the core

and all my business of my friends and family

is going to Fareed.

(gentle music)

For more infomation >> Fareed Kuhafa - Real Estate Agent - Duration: 3:48.

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Engineer leaves oil business to make shipping container homes - Duration: 3:02.

For more infomation >> Engineer leaves oil business to make shipping container homes - Duration: 3:02.

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Mickey Mouse Disney Frozen Finger Family Songs - Daddy Finger Family Nursery Rhymes - Panda Kids - Duration: 3:11.