Waching daily Jan 5 2017

WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW."

I'M STEPHEN COLBERT.

I'LL TELL YOU, WITH A GREETING LIKE THAT, YOU MAKE ME WANT TO

RUN IN 2020.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OH, MAN.

MY HEART IS THUMPING.

I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S FROM RUNNING OUT HERE OR STANDING

NEXT T TO KATE BECKINSALE.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

BIG NEWS FROM CAPITOL HILL.

TODAY VICE PRESIDENT-ELECT MIKE PENCE MET WITH CONGRESSIONAL

REPUBLICANS TO TALK ABOUT REPEALING OBAMACARE.

ACCORDING TO SOME REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMEN, "THE REPEAL MEETING."

TWO, FOUR, SIX, EIGHT, MAKE THE POOR SELF-MEDICATE!

GOOOOOO (BLEEP) YOURSELVES!" ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

HEY, GUESS WHO ELSE WAS ON CAPITOL HILL?

PRESIDENT OBAMA STOPPED BY TO MEET WITH DEMOCRATS, TO RALLY

THEM TO DEFEND OBAMACARE.

HERE'S OBAMA ROLLING IN WITH HIS CREW INCLUDING SCARLETT

McREDBOOT, CONGRESSIONAL COWGIRL!

ACCORDING TO SOURCES, OBAMA URGED DEMOCRATS NOT TO RESCUE

REPUBLICANS BY HELPING THEM PASS REPLACEMENT MEASURES.

DON'T HELP THEM FIX OBAMACARE OR CHANGE IT OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

THAT'S IN THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH: FIRST, DO NO HARM.

SECOND, HOPE THE OTHER DOCTOR KILLS THE PATIENT.

THEY GET BLAMED AND, IN TWO YEARS, YOU REGAIN CONTROL OF THE

HOSPITAL.

OBAMA ALSO SUGGESTED THAT DEMOCRATS START REFERRING TO THE

G.O.P.'S NEW PLAN AS TRUMPCARE.

>> Jon: WOW.

>> Stephen: THAT WILL SHOW HIM.

BECAUSE IF THERE'S ONE THING DONALD TRUMP HATES, IT'S PUTTING

HIS NAME ON THINGS.

IT'S GOING TO STING.

SPEAKING OF WHOM, WE'RE A LITTLE OVER TWO WEEKS FROM TRUMP'S

INAUGURATION.

TYPICALLY-- I KNOW, I'M EXCITING, TOO.

TYPICALLY, YOU'VE GOT A BUNCH OF STARS THERE AT THE INAUGURATION

TO PERFORM FOR THE NEW PRESIDENT.

REAGAN HAD FRANK SINATRA, CLINTON HAD FLEETWOOD MAC,

GEORGE W. HAD RICKY MARTIN, OBAMA HAD BEYONCE.

SO, OBVIOUSLY, FOR TRUMP, EVERYBODY WHO'S ANYBODY IS GOING

TO BE THERE, EXCEPT FOR ANYBODY.

BECAUSE HE'S HAVING A WEE BIT OF TROUBLE GETTING FAMOUS ACTS TO

PERFORM.

BUT THIS WEEK IT WAS ANNOUNCED PROUD TO HAVE THE CAISSON

PLATOON, HOME OF THE ARMY'S OLDEST AND MOST FAMOUS HORSE,

BLACK JACK.

OKAY, OLD HORSE.

THAT'S A CROWD PLEASER.

KIDS LOVE OLD HORSES.

THIS IS EXCITING.

NOW, BEFORE YOU DROP A BUNDLE ON STUBHUB TO GET TICKETS, YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW THAT IN

ADDITION TO BEING THE ARMY'S OLDEST AND MOST FAMOUS

HORSE, BLACK JACK HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 40 YEARS.

NOOOOO!

WHY DO THE OLDEST HORSES ALWAYS DIE SO YOUNG!

AND TRUMP'S EVEN HAVING TROUBLE WITH SOME OF THE ALIVE ACTS THAT

HE'S BOOKED.

TURNS OUT THE MORMON TABERNACLE CHOIR IS SCHEDULED TO PERFORM--

ONE FAN OF THE MORMON TABERNACLE CHOIR HERE.

I HAVE SOME TERRIBLE NEWS FOR MY ONE MORMON TABERNACLE

CHOIR-HEAD.

OVER THE WEEKEND, A CHOIR MEMBER RESIGNED BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T WANT

TO PERFORM FOR TRUMP.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THIS IS A DISASTER.

I MEAN, WHO WANTS TO LISTEN TO THE MORMON TABERNACLE CHOIR WITH

ONLY 359 MEMBERS?

( LAUGHTER ) OBVIOUSLY, OBVIOUSLY, NOW THE

CHOIR NEEDS TO FILL THAT EMPTY SPOT WITH A MORMON WHO HAS FREE

TIME AND CAN SING.

LET'S SEE, WHO COULD THEY FIND?

♪ WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?

WHO?

WHO? ♪ >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, TRUMP

HAS A JOB FOR MITT AFTER ALL.

IT'S NOT A PLACE IN THE CABINET, BUT IT'S PROMINENT.

YOU KNOW WHO'S DEFINITELY GOING TO BE AT THE INAUGARAL?

BILL AND HILLARY CLINTON WILL ATTEND.

I THINK THAT'S VERY NICE THAT SHE'S BEING A GRACIOUS LOSER.

AND IF YOU COUNT THE POPULAR VOTE, A GRACIOUS WINNER.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) , OF COURSE,, OF COURSE, IT

MAKES-- DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

( LAUGHTER ) OF COURSE, IT MAKES SENSE THAT

BILL CLINTON WOULD BE THERE.

FORMER PRESIDENTS TRADITIONALLY ATTEND THE INAUGURATION, AND THE

NEXT DAY, A 200,000-WOMAN MARCH WILL TAKE PLACE ON THE

WASHINGTON MALL.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND THERE IS NO WAY BILL'S GOING

TO MISS THAT.

"200-THOU.

I LIKE THOSE ODDS."

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

I WANT THEM TO LOWER ME.

"I WANT THEM TO LOWER ME DOWN LIKE A PORK CHOP IN A PIRANHA

PIT."

( LAUGHTER ) OF COURSE, ONE LITTLE SHADOW

HANGING OVER THE INAUGARATION IS THE WHOLE "RUSSIA CHOSE

OUR PRESIDENT" THING.

OUR ENTIRE INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY SAYS THAT RUSSIA

HACKED CLINTON'S CAMPAIGN BUT TRUMP DOESN'T BUY IT.

AND LAST NIGHT HE TWEETED, "THE INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING ON

SO-CALLED RUSSIAN HACKING WAS DELAYED UNTIL FRIDAY.

PERHAPS MORE TIME NEEDED TO BUILD A CASE.

VERY STRANGE!" ( LAUGHTER )

YES, I AGREE, VERY STRANGE.

FOR THE FUTURE COMMANDER IN CHIEF TO USE SARCASTIC

QUOTATIONS ABOUT THE INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES HE WILL

RELY ON.

MR. TRUMP, YOU'RE NOT AN OUTSIDER ANYMORE SHOOTING

SPITBALLS FROM THE SIDELINES, RIGHT?

IN TWO WEEKS YOU'LL BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO--

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GET FACTS FROM YOUR INTELLIGENCE

SERVICES TO KEEP ENEMIES FROM KILLING US ALL.

( LAUGHTER ) AAAHHH.

STILL, IT IS SUSPICIOUS THAT THERE'S BEEN THIS MYSTERIOUS

DELAY OF THE INTELLIGENCE MEETING.

I MEAN, WHY WAIT TILL FRIDAY?

POSSIBLYBECAUSE THE INTELLIGENCE MEETING WAS ALWAYS SCHEDULED FOR

FRIDAY.

( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S AN INTERESTING FACT.

YOU KNOW WHERE TRUMP COULD HAVE LEARNED THAT?

FROM AN INTELLIGENCE MEETING.

INSTEAD, TRUMP HAS DECIDED TO TRUST INTELLIGENCE FROM A MORE

RELIABLE SOURCE: WIKILEAKS FOUNDER AND HOBO ANDERSON

COOPER, JULIAN ASSANGE.

( LAUGHTER ) AFTER WATCHING ASSANGE ON FOX

NEWS, TRUMP TWEETED, "JULIAN ASSANGE SAID A 14-YEAR-OLD COULD

HAVE HACKED A PODESTA.

AND THAT'S NOT EASY.

WE KNOW THAT'S NOT EASY.

MOST 14-YEAR-OLDS SURF THE INTERNET WITH JUST ONE HAND.

SPEAKING OF TRUMP'S TWITTER-- WHICH WE WILL BE SPEAK ABOUT FOR

YEARS NOW-- EVEN THOUGH TRUMP HAS 18 MILLION FOLLOWERS, HE

ONLY FOLLOWS 42 ACCOUNTS.

HE DOESN'T EVEN FOLLOW BARACK OBAMA-- AND HE'S LITERALLY ABOUT

TO FOLLOW BARACK OBAMA!

BUT THIS WEEKEND, TRUMP FOLLOWED SOMEBODY NEW ON TWITTER: THIS IS TRUE.

"EMERGENCY KITTENS," A TWITTER ACCOUNT DEVOTED TO ADORABLE

CATS.

THE FEED FEATURES CUTE KITTY PHOTOS AND MEMES, LIKE THIS ONE

THAT SAYS "YOU WIN AT LIFE IF YOU CAT CUDDLES WITH YOU."

THAT MUST BE STRANGE FOR TRUMP TO SEE-- I MEAN, A MAN BEING

GRABBED BY A PUSSY.

IT'S SO UNUSUAL.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Jon: OH!

OH!

OOOOH!

>> Stephen: ARE YOU OKAY?

ARE YOU GOING TO BE OKAY?

>> Jon: MAN, YOU PUT THAT OUT THERE, DIDN'T YOU?

>> Stephen: YOU DON'T PUT IT OUT THERE, THEY WON'T PUT IT IN

THERE.

BUT STILL...

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

AND IT'S GOOD!

OKAY.

WE'LL SEE IF THAT MAKES AIR.

DON'T KNOW WHAT CBS IS GOING TO DO.

BUT STILL, I THINK WE'VE GOT A REAL OPPORTUNITY HERE.

I SAY WE NEED TO CREATE A TWITTER ACCOUNT WITH ACTUAL

EMERGENCY KITTENS, ADORABLE CATS WITH VITAL INFORMATION FOR THE

NEW PRESIDENT, LIKE, "GLOBAL WARMING COULD MAKE OCEAN LEVELS

RISE UP TO TWO FEET BY THE END OF THE CENTURY?

I'M FELINE SCARED!" OR "A NUCLEAR ARMED NORTH KOREA

COULD BE A THREAT TO GLOBAL STABILITY.

AND THAT'S FUR REAL!" OR, "THE NOR-MEWL-IZATION OF

WHITE SU-PURRR-MECISTS IS PAW-SIBLY A CAT-ASTROPHIC RISE

OF THE FURRED REICH!" YOU'RE WELCOME.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT.

KATE BECKINSALE IS HERE.

BUT WHEN WE RETURN, I'LL HAVE BREAKING NEWS FROM A 104 YEARS

AGO.

STICK AROUND.

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How To Get Women To Chase You Using Reverse *LJBF* - Duration: 4:21.

Warning.

If the topic of psychological manipulation and emotional enslavement of women offends

you, I want you to stop watching this video.

And if you want to continue, you must agree never to use this knowledge to hurt women.

Deal?

Great.

Let's start!

As you probably know, conventional wisdom says that it's the guy's job to chase

a woman and the female's job to push the guy away.

But this notion is an outdated "Pickup Artist" style belief which doesn't even hold true

anymore.

In fact, I've had incredible success by using a Mind Control method which forces the

exact opposite of this to happen.

Think about this; don't we all crave exactly what we can't have?

This is known as the "forbidden fruit" phenomena.

When we're told we can't have something, it makes us want it even more.

So why wouldn't this be true for love and relationships?

I came across a piece of advice by a man named Derek Rake, creator of the infamous Shogun

Method strategy of manipulating women.

Derek told me that "women's urges to chase after the unattainable is deeply wired into

their minds".

And as it turns out, this notion is backed by well documented scientific research.

So, how to get women to chase you?

Well, here's the answer: you make yourself appear unattainable.

How do we do this though?

You must REPEL her, so that her emotional response will be to chase you.

After all, as Derek Rake says; "women have a natural tendency to chase whatever is running

away from them".

Therefore, if you repel her, you can then create the "space" for her to chase you.

It's really as simple as that.

One technique for this is to use what Derek calls the "Reverse-LJBF" method.

Don't be alarmed by this abbreviation!

LJBF simply stands for Let's Just Be Friends.

Saying something like: "Perhaps we can just be friends", "I'm looking for someone

who can be that perfect person, unless you think you might be her?" will do two things.

First, it immediately establish you as unattainable.

Secondly, at the same time, it doesn't completely close off the situation.

Why does this work?

Well, it's because if you say outright that it "wouldn't work", she may decide that

you're right, therefore, ruining any chance you might have had.

So, what do you do instead?

Rather than give a negative response, tease her with: "I think we're too much alike!",

"We could never ague because, well...

You know".

Not only is this NOT directly saying 'no', you're also not giving an obvious invitation.

You're actually making yourself appear unattainable, you are keeping her interest, AND you are

hinting at sexuality all at the same time!

Pretty clever, isn't it?

And from this point on you will simply sit back while the woman seduces herself and becomes

yours.

This is much better than trashy "Pickup Artist" advice, wouldn't you agree?

This strategy is simply one of the methods in Derek Rake's work the Shogun Method,

which breaks down into incredible detail psychological techniques which will result in the ultimate

control over any woman you desire.

However, these techniques are for men who are comfortable admitting their true nature

as manipulators of women.

When used correctly, Fractionation can get a woman under your control, enslave her and

make her fall in love with you far quicker than the usual "Pickup Artist" tricks.

I have to warn you though that it is not possible to "undo" the effects of Fractionation.

Once you have enslaved a woman using this technique, dumping her will cause irreparable

damage to her psychology.

Therefore, please use this technique responsibly and ethically.

To learn how you can use Shogun Method and Fractionation to manipulate a woman's mind

and enslave her to you emotionally, go to FractionationHypnosis.com or click on this

link right now.

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TIGHTEN SAGGY DROOPY EYELIDS & EYEBROWS!!! | CLEARLY PLATONIC - Duration: 1:56.

everyone so today I'm going to talk to

you about how... well I'm not jus gonna talk to you I'm

going to show you how you guys can

tighten up your saggy eyelids yeaahhh

you guys remember this? yeahh.. I have two of these

one for my lips and one for my eyes

yes i still use this because it is

natural ok

this contains castor oil just castor oil

some coloring and a little bit like

essential oils or whatever but what I do

every night before I go to sleep I just

put it on the eyes and like massage it in

you can even putting on eyebrows it's packed

with vitamin e oil grow your eyelashes..

grow your eyebrows tighten up your

eyelids get rid of your crow's feet your lines

underneath your eyes just an amazing

amazing product you can even use castor

oil pure castile if you don't want to

use this

ok just a very easy way to get it you know..

like to keep this in the bag, take it to

go whatever but I use that on a daily

nighttime basis so i hope you guys just

enjoyed that little tutorial it was more

again informative than a tutorial i

guess but that's essentially what i do

we have like very hooded eyes are going

from my mom and dad like i said i don't

know if i said that because i've been

recording for like 20 minutes to get to

this video out. Sorry for my appearance

I'm trying to go to sleep but i just wanted

to get this video out real quick anyways

thank you for watching please like

subscribe

um yeah I love you guys XOXO bye!

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The Flashlight, Stupid! | Boogeyman - Duration: 16:46.

what was that inside who

hello everyone i'm jayskibean welcome to

boogie man now this is not the game that

I thought it was this is the i was

thinking it was that one boogeyman game

where you sit and you're the kid that's

in the bedroom and and you have to like

keep the boogeyman from whoa ok it's

just a shark

this is some sort of sick joke

it's just a shark

ok well now it's a teddy bear Thomas's

room boogeyman as many ways of getting

into the room wasn't for all unique

noises become alert wish to write maybe

this is the game i was thinking of maybe

just maybe i'm just i don't even know a

battery meter now

careful you're not caught off guard

house explorations in cassette tapes can

be switched off to turn off red and on

green click the glowing frogs in the

main menu press ENTER during gameplay

skip the cassette tapes

okay well

vintage up right on into a new game

if you're listening to this I forgot

you're not planning on sleeping in this

room I yeah and if you this is somebody

cross the tape during the dog

it probably watching you right now I

left a flashlight under the bed if he's

not already found it it be anything

there's get over

I've tried telling people that the

bogeyman ego my sister

no one will believe me they won't

believe you either just ok you need to

learn to fight this by yourself

there's a spare battery hidden under the

floorboard under the bed

they're kind of mixed up sorry if he can

last no enough believe you alone like it

give me eventually I hope okay yeah this

is the boogeyman that I remember where

you had to look it'sit's like the the

dream theory that I played we have to

listen and look for him

the main menu is just weird i don't

remember the main menu being the way

that it was in this version of the game

yeah thnkx flashlights to pit everyone

knows the bogeyman scared of like so if

you ever get ahead just shine your

flashlight okay thank you

l feel much better now okay well i'm not

24 feet with it on

otherwise the battery will run out ok

flashlight stupid

well I'm not gonna flash flash light

until I season and they don't season

now son

not today scary scary honest I'm like

way too on edge for this our way of

man's all the boogey man's all the board

your boat you know boy don't do that

stop making that sound is making the

noises no no my almost done

ya go

ok

he turned off the lights

you can't kill me

my nose itches really bad but I don't

want to scratch it because that's what

the boogie man would want the boogeyman

but want me to scratch my nose and

distract myself from the game and he's

playing with me right now so i will not

scratch it I will not scratch it until

until is gone forever get away from me

yeah you thought scratch it now

yeah because he's gone man keep my eyes

peeled for the boogie man the boogie man

is not going to get me today

nope not today maybe next time but not

this time this time is d time the time

that the boogeyman will not get me no

sir no sir

so long night so no timer or anything

oh there's a clock right there 537 @ to

make it till six like five nights at

Freddy's to make it till 6am that I have

to do haha

oh I do

okay yay I did it

find a flashlight and return to your

room to continue the Knights find useful

items around the house to help you never

go in the basement unless you have to

turn lights on it made the room safer

whoa

let's flashlight i got the flashlight

so can the boogeyman still get you in

the boogeyman still get you in free roam

mode

probably i'm thinking yeah

I'm thinking he can I don't know what

makes me think that but i'm thinking it

can anything else here i can grab

nothing

okay okay then

what was that beside him

it is why I am here

yeah you're here because of the voices

right yet i'm here to help you

understand what they are you hear the

voices in the night Olivia yes where are

they coming from

what do they say we supposed to me but I

need to leave the house that it not

saved

interesting it looks like we just moved

here so that maybe the family here Jones

family thank you for using speed move we

are positive that you that you love your

new home as requested we have researched

as requested we have researched the

original build a of the property the

house was 1878 the slight electrical

issues you may have you have also

brought to our at attention it was

likely due to the obvious box in the

basement as mentioned before purchasing

the property the house would benefit

from the new one being installed

sincerely Katie Lynch sales manager

ok

since the basement

I don't think that's the basement but it

sure is silly is in events keypad lock

on the door there's a monster in there

whoa okay well he can get you in the

freeroll mode

alright well that's good to know

we'll have to find the flashlight it

I have to find flashlight

I have to get it

no that was but I hope it was a

flashlight pretty sure it was flashlight

ok so

yeah that was totally him right there

there's flashlights

listen to the tape

okay well I turn that on and did the

things i'm gonna go straight into my

room now so I don't get freaking

taekwondo dude night too

yeah and if you come on stop being a

baby now close your eyes and count to

ten

ok 123456789

then they all died the end

no you know what i think i'm going to in

the episode of here

yeah i think the efficacy of set-off

here hope you guys enjoyed this was

boogeyman

it's on steam it's different for why

remember and there's a free room version

Ali there's a freeroll mode i didn't

know that before

yeah yeah this with yes free room now

that's cool how to handle mechanics in

free roam mode i know he could still

kill you anyway

make sure you guys slap the like button

underneath the video well subscribe to

my page you haven't already and tell all

your friends about me

ah

I'll see you guys later bye

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Kyatto Ninden Teyandee - aka - Samurai Pizza Cats 34 - Duration: 19:53.

Animaloids live peacefully in Edoropolis, their capital city...

But there are evils lurking in the darkness!

However, there are those who fight for justice, including a secret ninja trio!

We are Nyankees on the side of justice!

Let's Do It!

A Plan for Certain Victory! The Karakara clan is strong!

Oh? Wow!

It's bloomed at last. Great!

Please allow me to explain.

Omitsu took good care of her tulip day in and day out and finally managed to make it bloom.

Well, I'll take it to Pizza Cats later and show it to everybody there.

Mom...

Yes, dear.

We stayed here all night again, didn't we?

Please allow me to explain.

Being at leisure as ever, the mother and child had developed the hobby...

of watching for the Pizza Cats all night through.

Please allow me to explain about this as well.

For those who were wondering, the Nyankees' secret base beneath Pizza Cats

also serves as their living quarters.

Omitsu-san... Okinu-san... Oai-san... Oyoo-san... Osato-san... Okoto-san...

Orin-san... Omah-san...

Wake up, you two!

Oshino-san... Oei-san...

If you don't get up, you won't get paid!

Alright, Otama. Let me handle them.

Come on! Get up, you slowpokes!

Mom, we hear that sound every morning, don't we?

Well, maybe it's a kind of alarm clock.

My goodness! They've passed right back out!

Geez, those two'll fall asleep anywhere. They're totally helpless.

Well, while each of them had their own way to get through the morning,

an enormous underhanded conspiracy was brewing in a part of Edoropolis castle.

Well, then, let us begin our conference on how to get rid of those accursed Nyankees.

Wait, what?

Hey, you guys!

Karamaru, you're slacking off!

That's why you get beaten by the Nyankees each and every time!

Oh, I'm sorry...

Geez, old people get up way too early in the morning.

Who do you say gets up too early?

Oh, nothing. By the way, I haven't seen Lord Korn yet.

Oh, that's right.

Good morning, everybody!

Geez, what requires being up so early in the morning?

I need my beauty sleep, you know.

Well, how do you like my look?

We're sorry about that tacky spectacle.

Are you calling my nightgown tacky!?

What're you trying to say, Gennari!?

Oh, please don't question me so persistently.

By the way, what're we doing here, anyways?

We're convening a war council on how to definitely beat the Nyankees.

Especially since they're an obstacle we must obviously get rid of

in order for you to conquer the nation, Lord Korn.

You're so right.

So, based on our previous battles with the Nyankees,

we should pick out the ones in which we gave them the most damage

and reorganize our forces based on the tactics we used then.

That way, we should have a fighting chance.

You're right. As I recall, some of our robot weapons nearly won, right?

Besides, it's possible that we failed to capitalize on our strengths at a crucial moment.

Exactly.

Okay. Let's get to work!

Very well... Now, Karamaru, start the tape!

Huh? Kara...

Karamaru!

Karamaru!

You are so helpless. Very well, I'll do it myself.

Say hello to the past!

Say hello to the future!

In Edoropolis, there's never a dull moment!

I already suffer through the opening enough. Hit fast forward.

Sure. Here you are.

Gold, trash and everything can be yours in Edoropolis...

And there are gloomy, poverty-stricken fighters who dare to go against peace and justice.

They are the Karakara family.

We are the warriors! But we can't stand it any more!

Down with The Nyankees! We will prove who is the mightiest!

It's pretty elaborate, but I can't tell who is who.

That's me!

Come on!

Hey, that clip's from when we ran the charm school, isn't it?

Yes, it is. It was a project to gather women to solve our ninja shortage.

Upon reflection, it was pretty lame.

That's enough!

These are the Nyankees' new secret weapons, Nyagophinx and Trikkun.

But that Trikkun looks no better than a roast ostrich, eh?

Boy it's cold...

But it helped me wake up.

Now, let's go!

Mecha Nyankee!

Hey, look! It's started transforming! Do something, will you!?

And this is Nyagoking, the tough opponent.

Here goes!

Justice looks pretty cool.

Shut up! How dare you admire the enemy!?

Give yourself up! Here goes! Yo!

Hey, hey, Bride, keep it up and hold out!

Well, Lord Korn, please don't get so excited.

It's just a video, so we know how it's going to end.

The Nyankees boosted their power quite a bit.

On the other hand, we...

Hey! Yo! Take this!

Yipe! Look out!

I said, it's just a video, Lord Korn.

Huh?

Here goes! Maiden Fury Slash!

Gosh! He lost! How vexing!

Didn't I say that was just...

I told you it was a video...

Shut up!

Please don't explode any more.

I know. By the way, you've moved your seat. Why is that?

Well, it's nothing serious. I just want to sit near the door, you know.

Oh, yeah? Well, what about Karamaru?

He looks a little off today.

Really? I wonder if it's the rush job I did on my makeup.

Now it's your turn, Karamaru!

Well, then, let me report on the strengths we haven't been aware of.

Send him to the prison island!

Yipe!

There it comes!

Ugh, I almost managed to run away, didn't I?

You shall never get away!

Must I live out all my days like this?

Good afternoon.

Oh, Omitsu-san! Oh, what a pretty tulip!

Well, I wonder if you have a missile as lovely as this flower.

Oh, you've come at just the right time.

A new edition of your favorite Siamese Cat brand has just come in,

It's the latest thing by the world-famous missile designer Isseh Niyake.

Not only it is excellently designed, but its destructive power

is a million times as strong as its predecessor's!

How lovely!

Well, in fact, Omitsu was interested in nothing but her tulip at the time.

Okay. I'll take 100 dozen of these.

Thanks.

I'll deliver the rest later.

Heh, let me install it right away.

Lord Korn, as I said repeatedly, this is just a video.

I know. Okay. Go ahead and show me the next part, Karamaru.

Very well.

Your Highness, I picked up a thousand yen on the street yesterday.

Oh, really? What happened then?

That's all...

Send him to the prison island!

Please have mercy and forgive me!

Oh, I'm a maiden in the prime of my youth, and I want to experience love and a boyfriend too!

The maid found herself wondering what sort of boy would fall for such a capricious princess.

Hm! What's that?

Oh, I didn't say anything.

I happened to hear the narration!

I can't believe it.

Send this woman to the prison island!

Please forgive me, Your Highness!

Send her away!

Well, if you keep sending people to the prison island, I'm afraid...

Shucks! Everybody drives me mad!

But the island's out of space...

Shut up! You go to the prison island, too!

How come I have to go there!?

Banishment...

Indeed that kid is the strongest one around...

but not in the way we're looking for.

Well, then, would you like to see the robot weapons after all?

Very good. Our robot weapons come next, then.

Here goes! Cat's Eye Slash!

Oh, oh... Do whatever you like from now.

But I myself know that if I do this so often, my body won't last long.

Anyway let me show you the rest...

High Sensu!

Take this! It's my High Sensu Chop!

You shall not pass!

Go!

High Koboshi No. 3

I'm Obaka No.3!

Bakan!

Monpo!

As I see them all again, I can't help feeling that they're all so weak and fragile.

I'm terribly sorry.

You're trying to find out who was mightiest, but it's a farce!

What?

We don't want you to forget us.

Who's there?

Let me see... I can't remember who they are.

Who are they? Do you know?

The four fighters of the dark!

Oh, now I remember. They're those four ninjas...

Blast! Although we've had few chances to distinguish ourselves,

that attitude of yours is unbearable.

Now, introduce yourselves, ninja fighters!

I am as fast as lightning and I never let my enemy get away.

I am Ninja One, Rekka of the wind!

I have tremendous power and I am ready to crush anybody.

I am Ninja Two, Bonka of the flames.

I can do anything underwater and quietly attack the enemy deep below.

I am Ninja Three, Wokka of the water!

Mercy and sympathy are unknown to me. I get rid of the enemy without leaving any traces.

I am Zanka of the dark!

We are the Karakara family's four fighters of the dark!

So, it's evident that you'd never win with those robot weapons?

Now, listen.

You are right, Lord Korn. So, I would like you to try a new idea.

A new idea? Well, let's see...

Hey, listen!

I'm afraid this will accomplish nothing.

Something must be done if we are to defeat the Nyankees...

Hey, are you joking or what?

Oh, I've got it!

Well, let me go to the toilet.

I'm going home...

I need to show this to Yattaro-san and the others.

Argh! We don't know who was mightiest, after all, do we?

But if we don't make a move, this council will have served no point.

Enough of that! Those robot weapons are useless, so just throw them away.

Instead, why don't you build a new robot weapon using the best parts from each of them?

I see. That's a great idea!

If we build such a new robot weapon, we can easily defeat the Nyankees, eh?

Exactly. Now get to it.

Indeed you are sharp and smart, Lord Korn!

You are the best leader!

You are the best looking fox of all!

But I'm afraid we'll have no chance of defeating the Nyankees with such a hodgepodge.

Okay. Start building the robot weapon at once!

It's completed so soon, eh?

This is the mightiest robot weapon we have ever seen.

Its name is Tatsuashi, Edomayu, High Sense, Shiageya, Sasanishikil

...the rest is omitted No. 11.

Good! Now, go into action with it at once and destroy those Nyankees!

Oh!

Nyankees! Come on out, Nyankees!

Today is the Nyankees' last day for sure!

Indeed, this robot weapon has tremendous power.

But I don't think we should count on something like this...

What's up!? Oh, that girl!

Do you know that girl, Karamaru?

Oh, my tulip... It's terrible! It makes me so sad!

Oh, oh... It's the missile girl!

The mightiest option proves to be that missile girl, eh!? How vexing!

Waaah! That's enough for today! Please leave me alone!

Hey, Gennari, why are you running away?

Well, I don't mean to run away, but...

No excuses!

Oh, I feel refreshed now. By the way, what have I been doing?

Oh well. I'm going home now.

So, the mightiest robot weapon built with the entire genius of the Karakara family

was destroyed by Omitu's brave action.

However, evils are rarely erased from this world so easily.

Omitsu our idol, Keep up your spirit!

You are just wonderful!

Well, let's see how Yattaro and the others are doing in the meantime.

Welcome! What would you like to have?

Oh, please wait a moment.

Well, I seem to have gone a bit too far today.

Well, Yattaro and Skashee lay senseless all day.

After this, I have come to see that we should not use robot weapons to fight the Nyankees.

Rather, we must train ourselves and increase our physical strength in order to acquire a new deadly art.

I'm going on a journey!

Remember this, Nyankees!

The day when I return will be your last!

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Nekkie went missing during a delivery to Otama Lake?

Isn't Otama Lake that mountain resort?

I bet he's just messing around.

Or so I thought, but...

What?! There's a monster in the lake!

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