hello everyone it's me Jayskibean and
  welcome back to night in the woods last
  episode we finished off actually had a
  another one of those weird dreams every
  had to go and do the stuff with the with
  the band members and stuff
  hey boyo at work all day very bored work
  sucks crap Falcon makes it more like
  wait crap Falcon more like it yet I
  can't read sorry guy you guys know he I
  don't even have to apologize anymore hey
  got a call from mrs. Miranda apparently
  she's upset that we messed up her
  basement
  whatever she didn't pay us to clean it
  up I'm at work all day just saying if
  you want to say hello I'm here to be
  hello dad
  oh okay wait who's that Oh a message
  born to lose country trash crowds
  armored skate and destroys give it up
  good good good oh that must be the UM
  that last person okay so what's the name
  again I can't remember it's on the
  poster outside I know that so let's see
  what is in store for us today
  everybody's working so I'm not exactly
  sure what kind of trouble I'm gonna get
  into today
  hey ma'am yawn mornin long night yeah I
  went to work with BIA
  oh are you gonna work there no mom I was
  just tagging along thought it was like
  really useful mm-hmm it was like new and
  exciting feeling you okay yeah just been
  doing boring adult stuff what kind of
  adult stuff I'm adult stuff just like
  budget bills numbers a lot of adulthood
  is number stress that sounds bad I'm bad
  at numbers oh I remember
  okay well i'ma head out mm-hmm have a
  nice day oh she's something's going down
  something's going on I don't know we'll
  see
  I'm gonna see what's going on with
  Greggy because we have that bonny head
  that we need to we need to get taken
  care of actually know what I'm going to
  go to the market house and see what's up
  here
  hey dude hello I don't remember what
  mate what voice I got for him but anyway
  house working here going and I don't
  know today's okay he's very negative for
  kind of I guess he's like it's
  indifferent hey man how's the pickaxe
  trying to kill me
  unsuccessfully thus far at least what's
  so stressful well on top of everything
  else we're hosting that stupid on our
  fest har fest play tomorrow oh wow yeah
  I'm never offering to do this again what
  are you up to tonight
  nothing I'm like super tired because
  everything about my life is exhausting
  and I'm doing the work of like three
  employees plus the store owner even
  though I'm one employee and I do not own
  this store so weird that's up for some
  reason you own this place now you'd
  think but also know I dread the die
  literally make me a coffin using
  materials and tools from the store and
  bury me anywhere else Jesus that got
  intense ah anyway I'm doing nothing
  tonight I can do nothing - fine
  so are we doing this oh not sure I got a
  couple other stops to make out I don't
  wanna see what Greg use up to because
  the amp and hanging would be and you
  know see what Greg is going on and feel
  like there's so many different endings
  to this game - like I haven't really
  discussed endings at all like I can
  interact with that I've never been to
  war not like the recruiter didn't try
  them hard
  Wow okay well we're gonna go see Greggy
  and see what's going on with this guy
  cuz I'm really I'm really wanting to
  know wait a minute is um is Angus back
  and just didn't leave anybody is back
  hey hey Mary hey Angus how's video Lyn
  good good
  start up the Halloween rush got a pretty
  good horror section nice you got a
  favorite wait horror movie girl scythe
  Sabbath whoa Italian yeah they don't
  mess around
  pretty colors pretty every
  well see you later bye oh really I can't
  go hang out with Angus I want to hang
  out Angus already Hank I've already hung
  out with Everett hanging down I've
  really hanged out buddy else I've
  already hung out with everybody else in
  the crew why not Angus - so
  pastabilities closed down this that's
  great oh hey dude hey CJ Mehra you were
  like in high school when I was in middle
  school oh good I know you used to play
  nerd games with Tom Bramwell across the
  street from my house haha nerd games
  that's quite a member you got there do
  you live there anymore now just back
  visiting for Newark games they were like
  pen and paper role-playing stuff cool
  but no I'm just visiting family
  postpones is driving down tomorrow what
  do you do now
  lawyer oh wow can I ask you some Law
  stuff well I'm not acting in
  professional capacity but yeah sure
  what's the best way to rob a bank or
  what's the best way to get out of jail
  well it depends on the situation you
  sheep like would you dig through the
  wall or like attack a guard and take
  their pants and identity or like I don't
  know just cause a riot or something huh
  what's the best prison gang like if you
  had to pick you know we don't really
  learn this kind of stuff in law school
  what is the point of like going to
  college if you don't learn useful shit
  laws are pretty useful useful my ass DJ
  sorry welcome back have a nice visit I
  see you hey BAE all right crap Falcon
  hey hey hey hi let's go let's go let's
  go whoa what's up with you I want to do
  something okay wow you treat like all
  the coffee do you have a net in your
  dad's experience if so did you take like
  all the coffee I can't have coffee makes
  me anxious oh wow that sucks and it
  tastes gross not if it's mostly milk and
  sugar seems like a lot of hassle to make
  something gross tastes okay good point
  so do do do you want to do something
  soaps or something I can't today dude
  yeah man let's go
  he'll a howls but he's a fox wound
  wounds okay
  wounds are we on the bicycles I feel
  like I feel like a biker lady it sounds
  kind of gross fond memories of happy
  wheels are coming back so this just are
  we not going to talk on the bike sir I
  guess I just want me to listen to the
  soundtrack so
  so this is supposed to take this long oh
  I guess not
  okay so we're or I guess so so we're
  getting somewhere
  I guess we're seeing some scenery now
  and now we're in some are we gonna meet
  up with that alligator guy again
  crocodile whatever he was what's this I
  can't remember the name so the controls
  are doing anything okay all right now
  we're at the destination no it's like a
  kit you can get off the internet germ
  and me put it together so it's the
  motorcycle no no it's like a motorized
  bike thing it's different
  why don't you just get a dirt bike again
  I'm an adult now I ride absolutely skip
  it too fast so like where are we the
  woods all right uh well I was aware of
  that doom-doom doom-doom uh log bridge
  to Valhalla cross and die mortal this
  log is gonna snap and we're gonna break
  our legs and have to crawl back to town
  weird I like bears and cold remember
  when we used to knife fight yeah yeah
  we'd go home with like cuts all over our
  hands so dumb well I what I got knives
  right now just saying holy shit yeah
  you're on first of us out three times
  loses come get cut Gregor whomever about
  my fight say goodbye to your fingers
  what kind of fun is it little men
  stabbed me once shame on you stabbed me
  thrice shame on yes okay okay okay okay
  first one - what's out three times yeah
  yeah I got it stop stalling on guard get
  stabbed oh Jesus
  Oh got him out keep
  hahahaha Oh Oh No ah haha eat it I'm
  rusty unlike you I'm not street trash
  may your trash wherever you go oh so
  that's how it is
  I'm gonna stab you repeatedly with this
  knife yeah okay okay okay okay ready
  ready ready yeah yeah yeah yeah cool
  cool cool go go go go
  I'm so bad at this is hard he's so good
  at night fighting huh yeah I got him I
  got you air actually savety tethered the
  hands oh geez you okay dude no I am NOT
  okay we can snow again
  okay okay okay okay ready ready ready
  yeah yeah yeah yeah
  Cuoco cool go go go ow that wasn't fair
  yeah I got him
  yeah oh he got me too OOP yeah oh we are
  just sleeping the crap okay I might be
  done that's that really hurt really
  No let's go one last time
  prepare to die okay okay okay okay ready
  ready ready yeah yeah yeah yeah cool
  cool cool all right let's do this
  a nice fight yeah oh I got him okay
  all right I don't have it oh you went
  back can you go back how do you rear
  back I think I won I think I got him
  all right I'm actually done you okay
  yeah I'll be fine
  do you need me to like call your mommy
  yeah tell her that her precious boy got
  stabbed in the woods this was all it's
  how it was going to end up for one of us
  okay well that's probably enough
  stabbing for today all this blood is
  gonna attack bread attract predators
  good point
  wait why did you have two knives huh
  good question let's break this log with
  the knives no it's probably gonna kill
  us
  nah dude good point I broke in logs
  before oh we have to jump at the same
  time oh okay whatever I guess that's
  okay
  geez yeah man I was thinking yeah like
  if you see a rotting tree or a log or
  something in the woods or like there's
  ice and a big rock like you have to kick
  the tree over break the ice like I can't
  not do that yeah hmm they're like si
  Ella it's different now because I was
  here yeah okay yeah that makes sense
  these woods will never be the same man I
  changed them we changed them butterfly
  effect
  dude someone's gonna die or get bored
  because we broke that log crap man yeah
  this is deep stuff uh all right what's
  Greggy up to now
  sure what is that I was going to say I'm
  surprised you still have that
  yeah well hunting wasn't my thing but I
  mean dude like what is it fun about this
  thing did you ever go now my dad wasn't
  into it
  granddad was but he definitely saw it as
  a guy thing hmm
  that was fine I guess I was pretty
  annoyed by it at the same time really I
  think you would have liked it probably
  actually like just buck honing or
  something season starts a day after
  tomorrow
  yeah well anyway
  I would have liked to have been asked at
  least you want to shoot this guy so like
  what's going on there the forest God
  like in the story yeah
  looks like you just stuck a bunch of
  targets and decoys together you work
  bang bang is what you got you want to
  shoot it dude um yes you should go stand
  in front and I like to shoot over your
  head cute okay okay fine give me a so
  that's that pause wow this is heavier
  than I expected right go make sure you
  pull back before you release the trigger
  then I just shoot wherever not at me
  alright so how do I shoot hmmm stop
  firing oh you just have to hold the
  trigger down for long enough first oh ok
  so just hold it down huh oh okay I see
  yeah right in the head dude you brained
  it I surely did I think is like it's
  super wobbly though Hey BAM right in the
  neck all right let's do this get another
  one
  get him in the eyeball I said between
  the eyes not in the eyes but that's so
  close close ain't good enough partner I
  was like I get between the eyes Oh a
  totally missed
  well that shot sure went far quantity
  over quality uh
  brained got another one headshot
  I'm so good at this bang-bang how many
  times not gonna shoot this guy drained
  I'm out of bolt it's cool this was fun
  I can take on like vampires now you
  could you could vampires of possum
  Springs they're out there shiny teeth
  shiny is the night shiniest student
  hottie
  okay enough shooting for one day what
  now going wing no what is this so what
  the hell was that
  yeah that's been happening lately what
  has electrical stuff hmm so I don't want
  to be nosy but you seem a little up and
  down today yeah it's a thing I mean has
  been a thing in general lately but I'm
  I'm a good person right sure define good
  I don't know what's up man I try really
  hard
  Angus like needs me he needs a Greg
  badly is Angus in trouble or something
  now it's like he hasn't had the best
  life his family is like pure trash how
  so just like assholes really stupid
  assholes I just don't ever want to lose
  him not ever
  I don't know what I do I don't want to
  screw this up what are you worried about
  doing or are you two doing alright
  yeah I think we've had some arguments
  lately about what stuff but I'm just
  parking lot trash I've known that all
  along I've got like no future if it was
  just me when I'm awake at night and do
  listen to Angus snore and I stare at the
  ceiling and I think about how I'm a
  complete piece of shit
  and Greg Greg calm down dude you're good
  and Angus is good he really is I like
  Greg yeah
  angus is good nice smart hot cool dude
  down to chill etcetera
  Greg cetera and you know he's got that
  ass oh my god thank you for finally
  saying it it's fantastic ass tonight
  fantastic ok I'm not comfortable with
  you objectifying my voice only oh good
  and who could blame you oh poor Greggy I
  forgot what I was going to say I don't
  know probably worried about nothing have
  really up up days they're really down
  down days and I don't know which it is
  until it's over sometimes I kind of
  coast through all the general blah right
  now oh wait oh that was that was me
  talking hey what kind of birds are those
  I have no idea hey bird northern dumb
  fowl Eastern skinny bird today fly south
  do you want me to make something up yeah
  yes that's good that's real good
  we just like staring at each other is
  that it okay I guess so so feels with
  Greggy
  on this episode cheese What's Up dad oof
  what's up long day yeah same here
  how socializing surprisingly tiring
  sometimes yeah that's why I don't do
  much of it
  we'll see you dad could talk all right
  time for bed once again Oh
  bedtime ish call it bedtime
  see this dreams good to be about
  probably the same thing
  Oh again now there's like a storm
  alright let's light these babies up see
  what kind of animal pops out and tries
  to eat me this time
  oh it's like a factory alrighty then
  still I can't believe a jump so high and
  it looks like the stars are moving with
  the wind kind of like the wind's blowing
  so hard that the stars are going would
  it be crazy if we actually blew that
  hard
  maybe the Earth's just rotating really
  fast maybe that's what it is probably
  not the wind it's probably just the
  rotation of the air the air if we are on
  earth probably are I really like these
  little like in between the days things
  like they got it mean something I feel
  like the meaning is going to go right
  near the end of the game it's going to
  come out and I'm super excited to see
  with just maybe I'm like I am the forest
  God maybe that's how it because I'm yet
  to see like a true connection between
  this and the supplementals I mean I know
  the one supplemental longest night not
  lost constellation but the other one had
  all four characters in it Boston Springs
  deep hollow County ok somehow I got to
  get up there so there's gotta be
  something up here then but lost
  constellation I'm yet to see or hear
  anything except for the reference to the
  forest God somebody up there
  some of this
  Hey Dude so they're just shadows of
  people then see some weird dreams as
  another one hey buckaroo
  oh you just gotta jump off okay I see
  ah all right that makes sense
  got it there's another one to see one
  more wait a minute maybe it's down there
  maybe it's across this way not to go
  over here yeah it's got to be this like
  dog I'm freaking out how did I miss that
  mmm all there it was okay all right got
  it perfect there we go
  found all of them the storm is intense
  wonder what kind of what kind of an
  email and this one's going to be about
  flying day out if it even is one
  oh whoa I'm so cool that's so awesome I
  kinda wonder what those mean I can't
  wait to find out say anyway and that was
  it for this episode I got to go ahead
  and cut it off here um hope you guys
  enjoyed if you guys did enjoy make sure
  you select that like button underneath
  the video and until next time I'll see
  you guys later
     
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