Hello everybody in this...Hello everybody in this video?!
What a nice start!
Hello everybody and welcome to this new video
As you can hear, I'm speaking Italian
After a lot of you were asking for a video in Italian in the comment section
Here it is! Enjoy hihi
I know that a lot of you are Italian...Probably like...
I don't know how many subscribers I have right now but probably 80% of you are Italians
It makes sense for me to speak in Italian but the problem is
As you can see I'm always with my friends when I shoot my videos and they can't speak Italian
So what am I suppose to do? Should I speak Italian to them? It doesn't really makes sense, right?
Also, we don't have an Italian Youtube community in Korea
If I make videos only in Italian I can't really do collaborations with other youtubers
So it's not like I wanna show off, like some of you said
"You speak English because you want to show off" "You want to look American"
Not at all. Also, what's so cool about speaking English? It's not like I can...
I can do splits on corn
I speak English...Wow...There's really nothing to show off
That's what I wanted to tell you. If you like the fact that I'm speaking Italian, please give me a thumbs up
So I know that you like it and I'll make more
These are my 5 culture shocks every single time I go back to Italy
I don't know why but I really can't get used to these things
Let's start!
So, the things that really annoys me the most...That really drives me nuts are...
Trains. Public transportations in general
Let's talk about public transportation in Korea
We have 652 subway lines, we have trains, we have a lot of stuff
And they are always on time. When I'm in Korea I'm always late
BUT I know that I'll be late, ok? I'm aware of the fact that I'll be late
It's not like I do it on purpose but...Yes, I do
In Italy, I depart from my place and I've no idea of when I'll arrive
I'm a countryside boy and I live far from the city, like my best stalkers know
I have to take the train if I wanna go to Milan or Monza or anywhere else
We have this thing in Italy called "Trenitalia" (train's company name), beautiful, amazing company
They're so much fun and they like to surprise you, they're like
"Why should we be so predictable and tell you the time you'll arrive at your destination?"
"...no way!"
"I want to surprise you, you need to go to the station and be like"
"I'm wondering at what time I'll arrive today" They wanna give you that suspense, you know?
A really joyful moment. Thank you, Trenitalia or whatever their new name is...Trenord?
For giving me always such intense emotions every time I go to the train station
So I can go there and be like "will my train come today? Hard to say..."
In addition to that, when I arrive in Milan there are only 2 or 3 subways
And they don't reach all the areas so I always have to meet people at the same places
This can never happen in Seoul because the subway goes literally in every little corner of the city
Let's talk about taxis now. In Seoul, it's very easy to take a cab and it's not that...
Expensioso? How do you say it in Italian?...Costoso! (Expensive)
The starting price is around 3500 won, around 2.50 Euros
And it goes up very slowly. Let's say I do a...
15-20 minutes long drive, it's around 6 euros (around 10 dollars)
In Italy the starting price is like 20 euros (25 dollars) and it really annoys me
Because as I told you I'm a poor countryside boy and I need transportation if I wanna go anywhere
Another thing that really drives me crazy is
How shop assistants treat you
Now, here in Korea they're probably too kind but anyways everytime you go inside a shop
The...The...How do you call them?
A person who works in a shop, how do you say it in Italian?
A shop assistant! SHOP ASSISTANT!
When you go inside a shop in Korea the shop assistants are like
"Welcome to blablabla" whatever the shop's name is
"Let me know if you need anything". They smile, they're happy. AMAZING.
In Italy when you enter a store they don't even notice you. It's not like I need the "welcome to blabla " part
But I swear compared to the Korean's one they are so freaking rude
I wanna punch them. I'm here to buy something, ok? I'll give you MONEY
I'll buy stuff. It's not like I came to dance the flamenco
I'm a client so you, as a shop assistant, should be nice to me so I'll buy more things...But nope!
Of course I can't talk for all the shops, some of them are really nice
But I have to say a lot of the times they're...Jesus Christ...
I wanna slap them...A lot...With happy slaps...And lovely slaps...
Because I don't incite war and violence but...
Cuddly slaps...That's it
Another thing is every-single-time-I-go-back-to-Italy I get robbed
They steal everything even my soul
When I'm in Korea I can throw diamonds in the streets and people will give it back to me
In Italy it just can't happen
The only expensive thing I have is my cellphone and I keep it like this and I'm still worried that
Someone with a machine gun comes to me to steal it
I'm retarded and I forget my cell phone all the time
When I'm in Korea I always find it or they even called me a few times to give it back to me
If you have watched my first vlog...I lost my phone
And in the video you can see this guy trying to find a way to give it back to me
And in the end, he gives it back to me. So I can prove what I'm saying
Why do I have to go back to my country and be scared of getting robbed every 5 minutes?!
Freaking annoying
Another thing that I really hate is...Internet
I'm talking about the internet connection in general, on your pc on on your phone. They both SUCK! OK?!
They are SO SLOW. It looks like my grandma is trying to make it work by rotating some sort of lever
I don't know if you know it but Korea has the fastest internet in the world
Maybe I'm too spoiled but in Italy if I have bars on my phone
I've to run to the closest church and light a candle for San Gennaro
But even if I have bars it's just so slow...I have no patience now that I'm getting old
I've no patience left...
Why...Why...WHYYYY?!?!?!?
The last thing I've to tell you guys is...
Tv shows...
I never really noticed it but...
In Italy why are there are only shows about food? Literally every show
Every time I turn on the tv, even if I have cable tv
I've 352.000 channels I can watch and 351.000 are f*cking cooking shows
I don't like cooking, ok? I-DON'T-LIKE-COOKING
We have, Masterchef, Masterchef USA, Bake-off, Zio Peppino's Kitchen, Cake's Boss of my ass
They are ALL cooking shows
How many things can you possibly cook? I mean I'm all about creativity but at what point
do you have to do the same things over and over
It's either a cooking show or another bulls*it like "My grandma's worst disease"
I've always thought that Korean TV was so cringy that you only need to watch 5 minutes
To feel the cringiness for weeks
But when I go back to Italy I realize that there's always something worse
I have no words... Please tell me in the comment section what kind of non-cooking shows you watch
I can only think of "Amici" and "Uomini e Donne" (Italian TV shows)
So those were my Italian culture shocks
Let me know if you're used to it so you don't really care much or if it's me that is stupid
That's also an option
If you like the fact that I'm speaking Italian like this video so I know that you like it and I'll make more videos in Italian
Gosh I really move my hands a LOT when I speak Italian
I'm looking at myself in the screen and it looks like I'm swimming
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And I'll see you in the next video! PIZZA, CARBONARA...
Let's keep swimming...CIAO!...Swim, swim, swim...
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