- What's up guys?
Hope you're doing well.
I'm Scooter Magruder.
This is Scooter Gaming,
and we're playing some Rocket League doubles.
I am joined by SalmonsDontDie Jonathan.
What is going on?
- Well, you know,
little bit of this,
little bit of that,
little bit of that,
little bit of this,
you know, can't complain.
- Can't complain, that's good.
Can't complain, so you will have no complaints
after we get this W?
- Absolutely not.
- But what if we get the L?
Will you complain if we get the L?
- Possibility but it's 2017 man.
- What does 2017 have to do--
- No criticizing, no condemning,
and no complaining.
- Yo, you sound super soft right now.
- I'm on the path to greatness.
- I'm just gonna put it out there.
- Magruder I'm on the path.
Man I'm on the path to greatness,
and are you with me?
We will win.
- I think we-- - Say it with me.
Say it with me.
- We're done.
You're not moving,
and we're done.
- Oh, I didn't know we were in the game wow.
- We're done.
- It's all right.
I got it, it's mine.
Look at that.
Wasn't even in the game.
I wasn't even in the game.
I wasn't even in the game.
- Maybe we have discovered a new formula.
The delay formula.
- Go.
- Triangle formation.
- I was looking at the friends list in the Playstation,
like I was no where near ready.
Oh bang bang.
Bang bang, oh bang bang. - I got you.
I got you.
Okay.
- Get back, get back,
get back, get back.
- Oh got it,
you got it,
you got it,
I'm defending, what did--
- I was waiting for you man.
You looked like you were about to hit it.
- I said you got it seven times.
- I thought you said, "I got it."
I can't hear you
with your reverb.
- I said, "You got it."
You got it.
- My bad, your reverb cool--
- I was defending.
- You were rushing it and you freaked me out.
Oh my gosh.
That's you.
- Oh my gosh.
- See what I'm saying?
You're in a rush.
You're anxious man.
You need to relax
because this game,
this is just gonna be smooth sailing buddy.
This is gonna be smooth as butter.
Smooth-- - They're not ready.
- As butter. - They're not ready.
Alright let me calm down.
- It's not Parkay,
it's so smooth.
I know, you're anxious,
super hype-- - I'm anxious.
- Look at you.
There you go.
Not in the goal again.
- Who? You're there.
Oh wow-- - Oh.
Yeah you should've been there though.
That's the thing.
- Jon- - That's what I'm saying.
- Jon I am everywhere.
Jon, we're not gonna talk
about what has been occurring to you.
Tell no one.
Oh my gosh, really? (laughs)
(claps)
- I have no words.
I realize I said it.
- It's alright, it's alright.
No words needed.
- Over here talking about no criticism,
no criticize, I can't say anything then.
- Look--
- I literally can't say anything.
- Because it's 2017.
- I don't know what it being 2017
has to do with you hitting the ball in the goal.
- You're putting your lame tendencies
back in the past.
- I don't know what that has to do
with you scoring in our goal,
but please-- - Look at me.
Congratulate me on my little victories,
and don't criticize my,
oh my gosh.
Hold on. - Please just hit the ball?
And stop trying to be the next Gandhi.
- Wow. - Thank you.
- Is that all you can think of?
I was going more
for a Hispanic Tony Robbins, Antonio Robbins.
All right here we go.
Antonio Roberto-- - I need you
To hit the ball right now.
Thank you.
One more time please.
Thank you.
- Oh my gosh ew.
- That's all I'm asking.
- Ew, you need
to put some power behind that man
because that was too pretty for that.
- That was soft.
That was a soft hit.
- That was a weak hit.
You wanna finish that with some hard hit.
- Oh my-- - Ew.
- Over here aerialing,
Aerialing-- - Oh my gosh.
- Ew - You GG and forfeit?
Yo, you can't ew me.
I'm cleaning up after you're mistakes.
- First of all,
(chuckles)
- I tried, that would've been- - Oh they hit us with the VTF?
Jon listen, you gotta start criticizing.
You gotta start criticizing. - Ew, no way.
- All this positive stuff-- - Yeah.
- It's not working. - No way.
No way man.
I'm coming with a new positive life man.
I don't need this negativity.
Why, you about that negativity?
Because if you about that negativity I'm out man.
Are you out?
- Oh. - Ew, you're so trash.
You've broken me down.
- What did you say?
- I criticized, I'm criticizing,
you broke me-- - Wow.
- Go, go, go.
- What happened? - 2017 I reverted back--
- Jon hit that. - To my 2016 ways.
Oh my gosh.
I almost reverted back
to my 2016 ways
but then you know what happened?
I got the bucket,
and you know what happened then?
I'm back baby. - Oh my gosh.
- 2017, Salmon.
- I have been playing trash.
I accept that.
But you know what?
- Here, look at this.
Oh my gosh.
- That's, oh get big, Jon.
- There you go.
I had to do what I had to do.
I had three boost.
There was not much,
other than to keep the ball on our side.
Bang bang-- - Oh those guys are trash.
- Oh bang bang-- - These guys are trash.
- Oh my gosh.
Bang, bang, bang.
- Positive, negative energy.
Jon, tell no one.
- Tony Robbins, Tony Robbins.
Oh, I'm Tony Robbinsing them.
- What does that mean?
Who is Tony Robbins?
- Motivational speaker, wow.
- Didn't he go to jail
for like a Ponzi scheme?
- I don't think so.
- I think he did.
- No, Ponzi scheme?
I don't think so man.
I mean maybe.
- I'm pretty sure he went to jail.
- I mean you could be thinking of Bernie Madoff.
- Hit that, hit that, hit that.
Wow-- - Oh what?
What just happened there?
- I got it.
Go to the goal.
- You could be thinking of Bernie Madoff.
- Oh look at,
look at that.
Look at that. - Wow.
Wow.
- Does your mom-- - Astounding.
- Know you're trash?
- You know that was me right,
who scored that?
- Was it?
- It might have been.
- No. - Check the replay.
It was definitely a power combination move.
It was a power combo.
Are you familiar with the term?
- All right at this point,
oh my gosh,
I like it.
Oh my gosh.
I forgot we were in Magruder time.
No wonder I scored.
No wonder it was that, wow.
- Oh my gosh.
Hey man pass me the bucket.
- No wonder it was that,
oh what a save.
Wow.
All right do we let them score?
- No. - Add intrigue?
Let them score. - No, no.
- Let them score, add intrigue.
- No. - Add intrigue.
Add intrigue.
Now Jon, don't even touch the ball.
Don't even touch the ball in the beginning.
Let's see if they score.
- If they win I'm done.
- Let's tie it up,
push it into overtime,
just to show,
just to show them we're not scared.
We're not scared.
Look at this.
Oh they're not ready.
All right, here we go.
- Go, go, go.
- There's no possibility of losing,
because you know why,
I'm on your team Jon.
- Oh we're done.
- Here we go overtime.
This is what we wanted.
Stay back, watch me work.
They're done.
- Finish.
- Oh just just gave them the goal.
Oh my gosh.
Move, move.
Bang it. - Don't touch it.
- Oh my gosh.
- Jon you see,
and it's that easy Jon.
- Do you see what I'm saying?
- You gotta believe Jon.
- Look at this,
look at this.
Get him, oh my gosh peace out.
Oh I did believe.
- You see, we're just playing around.
We're playing around with people now.
- Yeah dab on them,
dab on them, dab on them,
Scooter dab on them.
- I'm not dabbing.
I'm not dabbing.
- Why not?
- Because they're not ready for the dab.
That's how confident we are people.
We allow you to get into overtime,
just to (grunts)
What's the saying Jon?
False hope is the what?
- Worst hope. - If you enjoyed this video,
press the like button.
I make new videos every day,
as always, no
Jugamos Juegos,
Throw me the alley.
I'm a grown man.
Jon how scared were you?
Be honest.
- I wasn't scared at all.
- You sounded really scared.
You sounded really scared.
- Nah, no, no.
- How mad would you have been
if we lost though?
Scale of 1 to 10?
- Four.
- Okay, you weren't that invested.
I get that.
- I was invested,
but it's 2017 baby.
I'm not gonna let something like that
get me above a five.
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