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Carly: Hello. Today we are going to talk about toast

I'm pretty sure you all want to know what do Russians say when they drink

And for that we got to help Mr... Russian Stereotype

Mr... Russian Stereotype, are you OK?

Carly: Mr... Russian Stereotype, are you here? Are you going to help us?

[Mr... Russian Stereotype is moaning]

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Carly: I think he is not able to help us

Carly: So I going to tell you the one toast that I know and we all have heard in the movies

Carly: It's "NA ZDOROVIYE"

[Mr... Russian Stereotype is moaning]

Mr... Russian Stereotype: NO! There is no toast "NA ZDOROVIYE"

Mr... Russian Stereotype: "na zdoroviye" means - "you are welcome"

Mr... Russian Stereotype: There is toast "ZA zdoroviye" - for the health

Mr... Russian Stereotype: "ZA zdoroviye"!

Episode 5. Russians toasts

Carly: C'mon Mr... Russian Stereotype, I need your help.

Mr... Russian Stereotype: With what?

Carly: With the toasts

Mr... Russian Stereotype: Toasts?

Carly: Yes!

Mr... Russian Stereotype: Which toasts?! A-a-a... Toasts!

Mr... Russian Stereotype: There's your toasts!

Carly: C'mon! Not THAT toasts.

Carly: THE TOASTS!

Mr... Russian Stereotype: Ha-ha! Toasts... I can help you with toasts

Mr... Russian Stereotype: In Russia we are drinking only saying toasts.

Mr... Russian Stereotype: If you are not saying toasts, it means that you are an alcoholic [Tips: Always toast while drinking]

Mr... Russian Stereotype: The first toast is usually - "for the celebration".

Mr... Russian Stereotype: For the b-day, or for the New Year... [Tips: First toast for celebration]

Mr... Russian Stereotype: So, FOR THE MEETING!

Mr... Russian Stereotype: Oh! No-no-no! You need to clink with me.

Mr... Russian Stereotype: Yes! That is how we are doing it! For the Meeting! [Tips: Clink before drink]

Mr... Russian Stereotype: The second toast is usually for the owner of the house.

Mr... Russian Stereotype: For the owner of the house! [Tips: Second toast for the owner of the house]

Mr... Russian Stereotype: No-no-no! You cannot clink with empty one. You need to refill it!

Mr... Russian Stereotype: Yes! For the owner of the house! [Tips: Never clink with empty glass]

Mr... Russian Stereotype: The third one is for those who are gone!

Mr... Russian Stereotype: We lost a lot of people during the wars... And it also for our grand-grand-grandmothers and fathers [Tips: Third toast for those who are gone]

Mr... Russian Stereotype: We are not clinking when we are drinking for the memories of dead people.

Mr... Russian Stereotype: For those who gone! [Tips: No clinking for the death ones]

Mr... Russian Stereotype: The fourth one we are drinking for the women

Mr... Russian Stereotype: And when we are drinking for the women, all the men at the table must stand up.

Mr... Russian Stereotype: And woman stay sitting

Mr... Russian Stereotype: So, we are drinking for the woman. For the beautiful ones! [Tips: Fourth toast for woman (men always stand up)]

Mr... Russian Stereotype: No-no-no! You cannot put it on the table if you clinked. If you clinked - you need to drink it.

Mr... Russian Stereotype: Anyway for the woman! [Tips: Drink after clinking]

Mr... Russian Stereotype: Next one we will drink... in Russia we call it "na bruderschaft"

Mr... Russian Stereotype: It happens between man and woman. We are doing like this [Tips: Bruderschaft (brotherhood)]

Mr... Russian Stereotype: And you need to drink with me.

Mr... Russian Stereotype: But after you'll need to kiss me! Yes, you need!

Mr... Russian Stereotype: Only like this [Tips: Kiss after bruderschaft toast]

Mr... Russian Stereotype: So we have a lot of toasts after. And for example you can drink for money, for the government,

Mr... Russian Stereotype: for motherland-Russia! But if you don't know what to say, you can say "BUDEM!"

Mr... Russian Stereotype: It means "We will": we will be rich, we will be famous, we will be healthy, we will have a children, a big house - everything [Tips: Budem (we will)]

Mr... Russian Stereotype: But we just cut the last phrase and we saying: "We will!"

Mr... Russian Stereotype: BUDEM!

Carly: That was too much vodka...

Mr... Russian Stereotype: The second one!

Mr... Russian Stereotype: Let's drink like all the Russians do.

Mr... Russian Stereotype: For the

Carly: No-no! Wait! I've heard that you - Russians, have the longest toasts in the world. Is that true?

Mr... Russian Stereotype: Yeah! We have the longest... m-m-m... Toasts in Russia.

Mr... Russian Stereotype: So... Once upon a time

Mr... Russian Stereotype: There was living the king. And he had two daughters. The oldest one was the smartest one. And the second one was the dumbest one. And they wanted to build something...

Two hours later

Mr... Russian Stereotype: And then - after all of this years, after all that has happened, the things become good!

Mr... Russian Stereotype: That is why you need to love and appreciate your parents.

Mr... Russian Stereotype: Let's drink for the parents

Carly: I really have to go, Mr... Russian Stereotype!

Mr... Russian Stereotype: No-no-no! Before you will go, we will drink the last one!

Mr... Russian Stereotype: We call it "NA POSOSHOK" [Tips: Na pososhok (final drink before departure)]

Mr... Russian Stereotype: Do you know why we call it like this?

Carly: No. I don't know

Mr... Russian Stereotype: Centuries ago everyone had big houses. And people were going to each others homes.

Mr... Russian Stereotype: And when the guest wanted to go home after celebration,

Mr... Russian Stereotype: The old ones they had that stick... The big wooden sticks like magicians have. Like Gandalf had!

Mr... Russian Stereotype: So! They were taking this sticks...

Mr... Russian Stereotype: And then they were taking vodka. And putting it here!

Mr... Russian Stereotype: And if you could do it, and the glass was standing still, it meant that you were not drunk

Mr... Russian Stereotype: Definitely I'm drunk! Sorry!

[Tips: If you are drunk - you stay home]

Carly: Ok, Mr... Russian Stereotype, I have to go! Drink the last one

Mr... Russian Stereotype: Who are you?

Carly: Take the last one

Mr... Russian Stereotype: No-no-no! Don't put the bottle on the table. Take it away 0:09:28.732,0:09:32.499 Mr... Russian Stereotype: Put it on the floor.

Carly: Why? [Tips: Empty bottles on the floor]

Mr... Russian Stereotype: That is because we have the tradition: The empty bottle cannot be on the table

Carly: Why?

Mr... Russian Stereotype: That is because when Russians defeated Napoleon and came in Paris they were drinking a lot in the restaurants. And the stuff

[Mr... Russian Stereotype is laughing] They were so dumb over there, that they were making the bills counting bottles on the tables

Mr... Russian Stereotype: So Russians were taking out the bottles. And they were not paying for the drink.

[Mr... Russian Stereotype is laughing] For the smart people!

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For more infomation >> Episode 6: Russian toasts - Duration: 10:41.

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You Nasty You Your Mommy's Daughter 😒🤢 - Duration: 1:57.

This stylists put up a picture of some girl's hair. She took her weave down and

this is what came out of the girl's head! *dry heaves* I had to stop making my lunch because I

was disgusted. This is what we're doing now? This is what we're doing now?! This is

not okay! I was trying to make a sandwich and I

dag near dry heaved all over the gluten-free bread! How many months did

you have your weave in? You know you got dermatitis of the sebum sebebums. You

know you got scalp issues. You know you didn't wash that weave! That's. disgusting.

Ya nasty! Her hair is out here looking like she took the bag off the

vacuum and just dusted it all up and through. Like she been done had her weave

in since 1974. Have I missed a meeting? That's what we are doing now? That's okay

with us? That's not okay! That's stylist should have charged that heffa 1 million dollars okay

because ew ew double ew what the entire heck? You know she didn't wash it .... mmm Lord Jesus.

I'm tall so when I stand I stand above most women. You ever been behind a

woman and you could smell her hair? Y'all don't think we can't smell it ... we

can smell it ... you need to wash it. Stylists is this what your life is like? I've left

styles in for a long time but I wash them. Maybe I'm being insensitive.

Maybe that's normal for y'all when y'all take y'all weave down but I ain't never ever

took a weave down out my head and had all of Dubai, all of the Sahara Desert fall

out of my head onto my shoulders like that. Looking like I'm out here

mourning. Looking like I got sackcloth and ashes.

Ew no #issano NASTY! Who told you that was okay? You need better friends, you

need better family girl, you need a shampoo. You don't have to have your scalp

up underneath there and just dying all in rigor mortis you're just walking

around like Pepe LePew with that nasty plume of green smoke

coming off your head. Touch your neighbor, touch your friend say DO BETTER. Okay I'm

'bout to go eat my lunch (nasty butt what's wrong with you?)

For more infomation >> You Nasty You Your Mommy's Daughter 😒🤢 - Duration: 1:57.

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[TWD] Sasha Williams Transformation - Duration: 9:27.

For more infomation >> [TWD] Sasha Williams Transformation - Duration: 9:27.

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CLC(씨엘씨) - Pepe | Dance Cover by SA♠️WEET - Duration: 3:34.

Nope

*Mimo on diva mode*

*Thank you Ana!! ^-^ --->*

*Diva mode part 2*

I have to hear the first one

No, everyone just dreamed!

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