[America] "Hello everyone, and welcome to our Hetalia I Dare you panel!"
[Audience] *Clapping*
[America] "I like that!"
[America] "Um… So first things first I'm sure you guys know how this works."
"You basically stand up to the mic that you see right next to ya and you speak either to your desired country."
"Either you dare them to do something, or you ask them whatever you want."
"Just some rules to follow d- Nothing that's like controversial or anything that's kinda sensitive topics."
"Nothing inappropriate and well that's- I guess that's pretty much the basics, but also just keep your voices down."
"just a bit cause, sometime ya' know, It gets too loud and there's too much- What?"
*China is saying something, probably along the lines of 'America please shut up so that we can start.'*
*America with eyes is probably replying with something like 'No can do bro. The Hero is explaining s***!'*
[America] *Dismissively* "Shhh China. Um...So uh. That's all I can make up for the rules."
"And with that, you guys want to begin?"
[Audience] "Yeah."
[America] 'Yeah!?"
[Audience] "Yeah!'
[America] "Well then lets start right now!. First come, First serve!"
*People start leaving their chairs so that they can line up to ask questions*
[America] "OH! and before so, I guess. Would you guys like- we would like to introduce our countries."
"Sound Good?"
[That one person in the back of the audience] "Yeah!"
"Alright. Let go from all the way to the left!"
[Chibitalia] "Hi everyone! I'm Chibitalia!"
*The Audience starts cheering and clapping*
[Germany] "I'm Deutschland (Germany)."
*Our Italy wasn't here yet, but they will come in shorty. This is where they will be sitting, between the Germany and the Japan*
[Japan] "Konichiwa, I am Japan."
*More Clapping. Cause who doesn't love Japan??*
[Russia] "Привет (Hello) I am Russia.'
*More Clapping for the Russian*
[China] (What I can only assume is them introducing themself in Chinese??)
[China] "I am China."
[America] "And I'm America! The Hero!"
*Proud American cheers*
[England] "More like the idiot.'
[A shook audience member] "Wuw."
[England] "I am Britain."
*Clapping noises for the burn*
[Prussia] "I am ze awesome Prussia!"
*The Audience bows to their ruler- I am mean cheers some more*
[Audience member] *Yells out* "I love you!"
[Prussia] *Partly mouthing it, partly saying it* "I love you too!"
[Spain] "I am Spain." *In Spanish*
*The audience cheering for their favorite tomato lover*
[Romano] "Im Romano."
*At least 3 people clapped and one even said hello*
[America] "Alright with that lets on to- Lets get the show rolling!"
[America] "You can just line up."
[England] *Jokingly* "No rush."
[Audience member] "Prussia, tell us how- about how awesome you are."
*The audience immediately split up into two groups. Those who agreed that he is perfect and those who wanted to die immediately.*
*It was about 50/50 I'd say*
[Prussia] "Okay! So it starts with just the beginning of everything. Me being here's just completely awesome, let me just tell you that. Um I was just born awesome."
[America] " I highly doubt that."
[Prussia] "I am! Im- very much awesome! Do you doubt me and my awesomeness?"
[Audience member] "Yes"
[America] "I doubt you 150%"
[Prussia] "You're just jealous!"
[A different audience member from before says] "I believe in you Prussia!"
[America] "I'm the hero, I'm never jealous."
[Prussia] "???"
[Audience member] "America what kind of heroic things have you done so far?"
[America] "So far or recently?"
[Audience member] "Recently."
[America] "Recently. Well, I did help a little old lady across the street today and uh,"
"Oh! and I stopped a thief mhmm and uh, I saved the Galaxy in a video game! That was pretty heroic right? Right?"
[Audience member] "What video game?"
[America] "What?"
[Audience member] "What video game?"
[America] "Classic. Halo."
"And let's see. You know just too much heroic stuff to actually tell you guys- Its a lot. Yup."
[Audience member] "England why are your eyebrows so big?"
[England] "I'm not sure whether to feel offended or not.. So… Its because It's for every single quality I have and it's bigger than all of you."
"England's best!"
[America] "That definitely not true."
[Romano] "It's in his genes like bad cooking."
[America being spiteful] "If you're the best why aren't you a great Empire anymore?
*I think he thought that Spain said it and not Romano*
*America is protecting England and Spain is about to start protecting Romano.*
[Spain] "Neither are you."
[America] "Yes I am."
[Spain] "Really?"
[America] "Yeah."
[Spain] "Do you want to get started? (Fight)."
[America] "Yeah."
[England, clearly not wanting to start a war says] "Not today! Not today! Eat your tomatoes and your... whatever you eat for cholesterol issues."
[America] "I have a Diet Coke in the morning, thank you very much!"
[England] "That's not any better!"
[Audience member] "I have a question for China."
[China] "Yes?"
[Audience member] "So, what was it like raising Japan?"
[China] "Well he was very very cute as a child, but uh."
[Japan] "I still am cute."
[China] 'Not since you took a katana to my back, I have a giant scar there."
[Japan] "I did do that."
[China] "Yes you did. We don't speak anymore."
*If you listen closely you can actually hear the hearts break*
[Audience member] "So Germany how is it like dealing with Prussia?"
*Germany Internal screaming*
[Germany] "It is an absolute nightmare."
[Prussia] "I mean you're not wrong."
*This was the shortest and most honest answer we gave the entire panel*
[Audience member] "This is for everyone. Do an impression of the person to your right."
[Chibitalia] "Uhh..I don't really know you uuuuhhhh...Imma big scary...blonde duuuuudddeee!"
"And i'm mean to Prussia."
[Germany] *Intensely whispers* "Herro?"
"I am Japan, And I am very quiet."
"I have some strange things in my country...Yes"
[Japan] "How could you just call me out like that?"
[Germany] "I believe that is the purpose of this."
[Russia] "You should be careful what you say~ Da~?
[Japan] "Um. I am big and I am powerful and… I drink vodka."
[Japan] "I'm threatening Japan!"
[Russia] "Hey im China, and I should totally become one with russia right now."
*China is sticking a needle into the Russia dolls head."
[China] "I'm America and I'm loud and obnoxious and fat."
[America] "I am not fat! I workout like a 100 hours a week. Okay?"
[China] "Doing what? Playing with your video game controller?"
[America] "You know what?"
[Spain] "Working at your job doesn't count."
[America] "What?"
[Spain] "Working at your job doesn't count."
[America] "Exactly."
[England] "He's not wrong."
[China] "I'm pretty sure the muscle that you exercise the most is your thumbs."
[America] "I drink diet coke! Again, to balance everything out. Okay?"
"So...Anyways onto, I guess." *Referring to England*
[England] "Choose your words wisely
[America] "We'll see about that."
"Hi! I'm Britain and I drink tea, eat scones, and I suck!"
[England] "My turn."
"Hi! Im America." *Slowly dies."
[England as himself] "I'm going to go either way!"
[England talking as America] "And I betray my friends!"
"Next is Prussia. I am just awesome and dead."
[Chibitalia] "How dare you!?"
[Prussia] "Okay, first off, I'm not dead! It is just not for me"
"Okay!
"Hello. I am Spain! I obsess over turtles and tomatoes and Romano~!
"Ciao! Im Romano! I'm going to sit here and complain, because I secretly love Spain, but I can't except my own feelings!"
[Romano] "Hi. Im chibi Italy. And I cry a lot, and I draw."
[Chibitalia] "At least I don't pee the bed!"
[Romano] "You said you wouldn't tell!"
[Prussia] "So there was no squirrel."
[Romano] "He was there, I swear!"
[Audience member] "Uh, Germany maybe? I dare you to go and hug every other country."
[Germany's Inner Thoughts~]
[It's just Japan. He probably doesn't like this either]
[Oh...Just...carefully now…]
[China? I guess he is kinda cool]
[Why does he smell like burgers!?...And not the good kind!? Oh Gott!]
[I could choke him right now...]
[Nein too many people watching."]
[I shall touch him as little as possible]
[Of course I can't just have a simple hug. He has to assault my cheeks with his lips]
Nope
[Audience member] "I got a questions for America."
[America] "Right on."
[Audience member] "In your honest opinion, opinion. How do you feel about your current boss?"
[America] "My current boss?"
[Audience member] "Yes. Honest opinion!"
[America] "Without getting into anything controversial, He's got a little bit of a temper, but he is pretty cool."
[England] "Lets not talk about our bosses!"
[Audience member] "Uh, Okay America. How many memes do you have?"
[America] "How many what?"
[Audience member] "How many memes do you have?"
[America] "Oh memes! Oh, you should see my phone! I have an entire folder of memes. Oh yeah like spanning from 2012! It's great!"
*There is some slight confusion*
[Chibitalia] "What's a meme?"
[America] "You don't know what a meme is!?"
[Romano] "We are not teaching anyone memes."
[America] "Memes are good!"
[Romano] "No we are not teaching memes today."
[America] "It's American culture, we have to teach it!"
[Spain] "It's stupid."
[America] "It is not stupid! Its classic humor!"
*An argument about how important memes are is held*
[Audience member] "It's stupid and funny."
[America], "Way to be on the fence yo."
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