Waching daily Nov 29 2018

You've come after so long.

Hello,

I'm Mamta didi.

Professionally, I'm parlour didi.

Personally, I am like your mother.

Every girl is same –

hairy, fat, and blackhead.

I have to give it to you,

god has given you hella guts.

Your ingrown hairs also shy away from showing themselves,

but you go around just like that.

Didi, I don't want to cut my hair today.

Okay, no problem.

Your hair is quite broken anyway,

even male ego seems to be sturdier than your hair.

Babu, what have you done to your eyebrows?

You look like a low budget Priya Varrier.

♪ Dirty eyebrows, but the girl is gutsy ♪

♪ She's come back with a face that shitty♪

♪ Someone cover her ♪

♪ Someone cover her ♪

Your face has so many potholes,

Malishka has dedicated a song for it.

♪ Srishti, don't you believe in facials ♪

♪ DON'T YOU? ♪

♪ Spend all your money online ♪

♪ ONLINE ♪

Babu, if you were a pornstar,

then what would your name be?

Wut?

Shavita Bhabhi...

or Chhee-ya Khalifa?

There's a new brand in the parlour today –

Dolce and Chabana

Your YouTube career may or may not work,

but you would be a great chabicurist.

You can trim all the customers' nails like this.

Open your legs for Mamta didi,

like you open for everybody.

No, I don't have any problem with pre-marital wax.

The grass that you've grown down here,

does anyone ever come to graze, or it's all just for fun?

No, I mean, like, there is so much darkness in the cave,

looks like no one has said "Open Sesame" for years.

Arrey didi, at least change the strip.

Aye!

For years you've been coming here wearing this ancestral underwear,

did I ever say to you,

"Srishti, change your underwear"?

And when BuzzFeed keeps recycling the same format 480 times,

did I ever say, "BuzzFeed, change your format"?

I am Mamta didi,

MAMTA DIDI.

NOT CH*TIYA DIDI.

'SCUAZE ME!

Your internalised misogyny is not kyuat, okay? On Instagram, I look at Disha Patani and feel insecure.

At home, my mother keeps telling me,

"You've become fat, no one will marry you."

The trolls on the internet keep saying something.

In real life, my boyfriend keeps on saying something.

I come to you with all these insecurities,

and you make money out of all that?

Yes, I have a lot of hair.

I have used a razor,

and yeah, I am a little bit overweight.

So?

It's on my body, right?

I have eyes. I can see it.

What joy do you get in pointing out these obvious things?

I don't want your bogus products.

I don't know why I always come back here like an idiot.

Agreed.

I agree that we're both victims of the same toxic, patriarchal conditioning.

But isn't this parlour meant to be a safe space?

Here, we both are women.

Support me at least here.

There are already men out there who want to fool us.

But no.

You want to crap all over my self-esteem as well.

Compliment me sometime at least, didi.

Like...

Mamta didi, your hair is so silky and so smooth...

just like men's career trajectory.

Babu, even I love your straight hair.

Thanks.

That's nice.

Very nice.

Very nice.

Very nice.

Very nice.

Very nice.

- Very nice. - Very nice.

Here's the bill.

Okay.

Only one hundred six thousand ninety nine rupees.

Thank you.

The next time you come here,

make sure you get roasted by Mamta didi, okay?

Okay.

Bye, my child.

Bye.

What happened?

There's just a small hair left there...

Arrey, what didi?

I'll come back again.

Bye.

Bye babu.

Actually, just remove it.

For more infomation >> Welcome To The Roast Of You Ft. Parlour Didi | Srishti & Mallika Dua | BuzzFeed India - Duration: 4:51.

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When You Yourself are a Half Doctor | S01E32 | Karan Veer Mehra | Barkha Sengupta - Duration: 5:33.

What Happened?

Ya.

Who's it? I am speaking with the doctor

My lower back is paining.

I want to check him that whether I should take the same medicine or a stronger one

Baby he picked the called after so long and.....

Relax. Turn Around. Where is it hurting?

Be careful. Ok.

It's almost done.

Why do you have to pay the doctor for now reason?

I am telling you. I am a half doctor myself.

Baby you don't remember the medicine name?

Wait. Show me

Careful! Careful. You leave it on me.

These medicines can do nothing.

Just call the doctor ya! Wait a second. See.

Relax. It's done.

You feel better? Keep your feet on the floor now.

These medicines are waste.

We don't need them.

Doctors don't do anything. See. You'll start running now. Get up.

Give me the medicine ya!

Come fast. What happened?

What happened?

My stomach is paining a lot.

Wait! I want to go to the hospital. Call the ambulance NOW!

1 Minute. These ambulance are nothing. Get up.

You'll be fine now. Get up.

What was it? Salt and Seeds. My granny used to give me this.

Wait I'll get more.

These hospitals, doctors are nothing.

What happened? My head is paining since 2 days.

I need something strong.

Baby these hospitals and doctors.... TIGER!

TIGER! Who Tiger?

Wait. I mean Tiger Balm

Look at this.

No. I don't like it. Baby listen.... Apply it on your nose too.

Tiger.....

Did you sleep?

Did I apply a little extra? Come sleep on the bed.

Show me what's it. Say 1 2 3

Ok 1

2

3

Did you break it? No baby these are foldable.

You wear it i'll call. Ready?

1

2

and.... 3

Baby... call the doctor.. Oh My God!

What's happening?

I have done one more FD.

That money will help you.

And please take the money from that Akshay.

What is it? It's the heart attack medicine.

Medicine of heart attack? Which one? ENO.

You we suffering from GAS.

Now sleep backside it'll get it entirely removed.

You know. That's why we should keep doctors on speed dial.

So that we know the difference between heart attack and GAS.

Baby, you want to take 2nd opinion?