Press enter or push it or whatever, It's your life
drop your cat on it for all I care.
Not my cat
actually don't do that, It would be bad for your keyboard
and my cat?!!
and your cat
I guess
well, hey guys how is it going? my name is Pherick!
and welcome to..
Cynical 7
demo, so I found this game on itch.io
and It looked awesome and I really wanted to try it out
I think It's
It's about someone called Tris as in case a developer
and is...
is cynical and anti-social failing person
so..
I don't know a whole lot about the game but it just looked awesome
and I had to try it out and also the game is live on
Kickstarter, so I will put a link
in the description, If you wanna go and support it so..
yeah, I think I will just start it
and I love the menu already so..
Press enter
I won't push it, I will just press it
What?!!
Okay
I love the graphics (also known as art style) XD
am I eating Ice cream?
What?!! get away from me creep
AHHHHH! HELLLLP!
What's going on?
someone stop that guy! he just took that lady's purse
A purse snatcher? people actually do that
In real life?
I guess I will take care of it
Okay
Ok so...
no Tris, you don't have the purse yet
If you go to the old lady now, she won't reward you with the hard candy
that's been sitting in her purse for half a decade
well, okay
stop right there dude
Freeze!!
McRobberson
who the hell are you?
who me? oh
just some hipster trash
think your funny punk?! let's go!
oh, What?!
a switchblade? jesus, what's this?
an 80's action ga.. action movie*
the switchblade guy always loses to the hero
you got some screw loose kid? this is real life, heroes end up in the ground!
I don't have time for this, you're...
you're blocking my getaway!
oh brother, this isn't even worth my time, is it?
why do I have to...
be the hero in this? .... damn old ladies
I think I will give you a smile from ear to ear to match
that smart ass mouth of yours
BATTLE TUTORIAL!!
don't you hate it when this happens, sir?
Who's mochi?
If it isn't the criminals trying to kill you that...
rob old ladies, It's something else
In any case, you're going to have to learn how to school
this creep and fast
Tris can move up, down, left, and right on these
to dodge attacks
Tris has 2 basic attacks, the energy boost (shot*) A
is a speedy light attack and will cost you
cost some..., cost you some energy
While the ha...
harutaru rocket
haru..., ok while the harutaru rocket
B, Where's B? Where am I?
ok, will deal medium damage and uses no energy
however it's slower and can leave you exposed
I have also heard of a way to store enough
power to unleash a devastating ultra attack
you should press W when that happens
when squares flash red, you should avoid them
when squares flash blue, they're safe
and can sometimes come with a boost, although
there are exceptions to these rules
most importantly, if you take damage or move
between panels
you will lose momentum and become slower, landing your attacks
and collecting boosts on the other hand will raise
your momentum instead!
so, with that said, get out the..
get out there and give each fight your all, sir!
umm..., I'm scared
oh no no no no
oh I'm scared, okay
ok, I will only use my fast attacks oh what, what?!! ohh
oh rea... *Gets interrupted by flappy birds*
What?!!
no no no no no
oh god, I almost died!
oh, It's getting faster
no no no no (again)
no... Why do I run into them?!!
I can't hit him, HELP!!
oh, oh my god I don't have any, I'm dead, I'm...
Well...
Kill him, kill him Flappy bird him
oh no no, ok he became faster, I'm scared
ok, up here I don't have any...
oh no, Why did I do that?!!
do I have my super yet?
I don't think I do
come on, I can't hit him
ok, YES!! oh WHAT?!!
What?!! where did you ga... get, come out of
oh my god, I can't speak
you gave McRobberson
a sumo sized butt slam
Well, ok
Phew
That was close
it really wasn't *says the guy that died immediately*
great heroing back there my friend!
ah?
I was completely touched by your display of justice
I know that voice
you're...
that's right
it is I.....
Who are.....? Rice Cake Man!!
oh crap!!
then, that means this is a....
Dream? yup, a dream
I wish I could* see Rice Cake Man in my dreams
Darn!!
oh Mochi, hi
good morning, sir
good morning, mochi
did you sleep well? it's time for your shower!
remember to press enter in order to turn it on and
interact around the world!
I already knew that Mochi
you're a genius sir! if you get lost or don't know what to do
don't forget you can always press T to call on your trusty
digital assistant Mochi to pull up your
to do list! Good luck sir! ok, thank you Mochi!
can I watch TV?
...No? ok
anything I can do here?
oh
Can I....?
the horrors that my toilet could tell people
are both disturbing and impressive, I would
have to change my name and relocate to be honest
Well.... let's not take a massive
POOP
well.. can I have a shower?
Help!
Enter is not doing anything
ok, I think I had my shower
Can I wear....? ok
alright, time to get dressed
I can't believe I agreed to go to this party tonight
it's gonna be a painful time. no, it's not, it's a party
how is it gonna be painful? (apparently I forgot he's not very good with people)
I sould call beck before I go to let her know I'm on
my way
use your cell phone by pressing C to call important contacts
when you need to get in touch with them, or annoy them with
substanceless conversations
ok so, C, right?
Lovely hands I have
hey
hey beck
so...
we're still going, right?
of course we're still going silly!
try to smile, being around people isn't so bad
considering you're a *cringe intensifies* moderately
guys again, I.. I'm
the worst at pronouncing stuff so yeah...
moderately attractive red head
I doubt you ever have to worry about how us
ugly ones have it ( #Relatable )
so silly, I will see you there
*click*
damn, I can't back out if you hang
up* on me right?
Well Played!
*stomach groans*
oh god Tris, your stomach dude
oh boy, I better eat something before I take off, Let's see what's in the fridge
ok, What's this door?
can I...? No
no no no no
ok so...
this...
I wanna interact with stuff
oh that's my..... ok
yep, as I expected
completely empty, oh wait!!
here's something
you find two non-expired ketchup packets
in the corner
eat one?
I mean
ketchup isn't really gonna like
satisfy me, not that much but..
yeah sure, what's the worse that could happen ,right?
sure, eat it bro
you try as gracefully as possible, to consume two
ketchup packets for
sustenance
umm...
augh..
this was a terrible idea
well, yup
jeeze, no wonder you don't have a girlfriend Tris
ok, time for my default plan B in any situation
Pizza, YAY!! we're having pizza
I should have the number in my cell
so C, I know my controls
you're calling pizza
oh woo... I didn't
I didn't read what that said
I'm really sorry guys, you can pause the video and see
I think he said hey
I want to order a pizza or something
sure, what will it be?
a margherita with pepperoni would be pretty
great, bitchin'
you know what I'm gonna choose
bitchin'. Just like my ex girlfriend
ha, that's funny
20 minutes
*click*
My pizza man think i'm so awesome
is that my brain *also known as ego* talking?
20 minutes isn't very long, I should head over now
I will just grab my keys and...
ok, Mochi don't worry about it I know what to do
it's a sink, why do I wanna check out a sink exactly?
maybe some really boring entity from another
dimension has possessed my body and is
is fascinated with the magic of water on demand
umm.. okay
there is still things I need to do here
umm...
what?!
it's a pretty lame coffee table from IGEA
although I don't actually drink coffee
only I could make something as practical as
a coffee table pretentious
it's my flat screen TV, I won it in a contest
the contest was called: who wants to spend money
that they don't have and rack up credit card debt
debt on a flat screen TV
well, good job Tris
it touches my heart how
collection agencies will
unwaveringly pursue my attention
after years of deflection
ok, so what do I need to do now?
Mochi, Help!
grab your keys, are you getting how this works yet?
kind of, but where are my keys?
maybe they are in my room?
oh there..
ok
keys: check, looks like I'm ready to go
ok, let's go
oh?
AHHHHHHHHHHHH! what?!!
that girl is crazy beautiful
ohh, we are falling in love
does she live here? I have never seen her before
oh no, don't even think about talking to her
if she rejects you, you will have to walk
around your own building with a paper bag over your head
and enroll in the embarrassment protection program
HEY, are you listening to me? DON"T
DO IT
oh, he is gonna do it, oh no
hey there
nice, women reaaaaaally love it when
strange men startle them
oh hi..
now, what do we do?
wing it because you are cool, play it safer than fort knox
umm, play it safe or wing it?
I'm gonna say play it safe?
I think
ahh, I don't know
wing it, yeah sure
just because they are into it
I'm having trouble deciding something and I could use a lady's opinion
please, it's URGENT!!
what's it?
okay, what's wrong?
do you think?
anime is sexy?!
WHAT?!!!
WHAAT?!!! see, even my brain knows it
WHAT THE HELL?
umm...
yeah yeah, she isn't even going to look at you again
what WRONG with you?!!
many things....
are we talking tentacle stuff or anti
anti heroes with big sword and majestic
hair
because neither
woah
what? girls can't know about tentacle hentai?
You.
Are.
Awesome.
I guess, it's posible you might be
setting the bar a bit low with that one
my name is
billy? (no)
bell? (maybe)
oh god, I don't know how to pronounce that
oh, I'm so sorry I...
I'm gonna say bell because it's not bellie or billy
because that can't be right
I'm really sorry guys if I pronounced it wrong
I think it's bell, ok I'm gonna say bell bell is a nice name
so, my name is bell by the way
okay, she told you her name, don't overdo it
now's your chance to walk away
I'm gonna get some pizza a few blocks down
I can bring you a slice if you're hungry
oh no, that's okay I was raised not to take
candy from strangers but...I'm pretty sure that applies
to food too
that's too bad then, I hope your move goes well
Thanks
well I better get going, see ya!
okay
can I visit her? maybe?
is that her door?
where did she go?
oh, I can't... okay no, I can't
bye
can I go anywhere? oh
can I knock on someone?
umm... doesn't seem like it
what is that on the floor?
you know what? I don't wanna know
no, I don't wanna know
knock knock anyone?
ok no, there is nothing here ( I don't actually know what I said )
oh
what?!
umm... where am I?
can I do anything in here?
doesn't seem like it, well..
umm... anything?
can I maybe sit down?
ok ok, let's just go grab my pizza
I really can't understand how people rave about the sun
as far as I'm concerned anything that has the power
to hurt you from millions of miles away is pure evil
get delicious pizza from your favorite local joint
ok, which way is it?
I must be losing it, the pizza shop is the other way
( like he hasn't lost it already )
okay, can I talk to people? hey dude!
talk to me dude
can I...? du... dude? ok, I can't
hey, can I? oh I can talk to him
hey champ, I believe in you
thanks?
I know getting around the city is hard but I'm here to tell you
anything you need to know!
why would you do that?
I already told you, I'm rooting for you man
alright then, tell me about: Pizza Time - Starluck Coffee
umm.. pizza time?
they serve the best pizza in the neighborhood, I'm sure
you have been there but it's
it's to the left of here in case you forgot
okay, enough for now
I've got no purpose here
duuude, It's candy
okay
can I get coffee?
wow
how's your screen play going?
aw man
aw man awesome bro, it's called
making mad
I'm sorry guys, I have... you know
my throat is kinda dying, don't worry about it
it's about a mom who's kids make
her mad so she starts dealing drugs
before she dies of stress induced
complications, there's never
there has never been anything like it ever
What?
yes, I would like to save 15% or
more by switching my car insurance provider
no not really, now quit calling me
better stay away from this one
hey dude
excuse me, but could you get me a refill?
I don't work here, I'm not even wearing a green smock
smock*, I don't know
not having a green smock doesn't mean you can't get me
a coffee, does it?
okay, this conversation is over (I don't know what abomination came out of my mouth)
can I order a coffee? hey!
it's an assortment of cakes, mugs,
coffee beans and anything else soft drug
pushers can get
you to buy from them
okay so, nothing here
can I talk to that gu..?
oh
hello sir, how can I help you today?
I don't actually drink coffee
yes, I need coffee and a place to look
important
on my laptop for the next 3 hours
I don't know, I need...I think
well, you've come to the right place! what can I get ya?
a caramel
machiatomy
express
guys I'm really sorry if I mispronounce something
latte cup drinkamajig
I have no idea how to pronounce stuff
sir, you've never had anything here and you don't plan to start today
do you?
nope, but I hope this was amusing for you
have a starluck day, sir
ok, well.. bye nice time with ya
Pizza! YAY!!
wait, what's...?
what's in here?
oh, what?
this game is big
people are really going to form some poor opinions
of me if I keep going around the city
inspecting trash cans
okay
smoking worker
you got a cig?
aren't you smoking a cig right now?
smoking worker (again)
and I'm going to smoke a lot more
you are also going to die a lot more
just once actually
wow, you're even more sarcastic than me
gee, thanks. your random
medico..medioco...medcore
medicore
ayayaya, I think medicore or something
praise was much more satisfying than
nic..nicotine, you have cured me
well, nice
ok, no no no
enough talking
people are realli going to form... no no no no
ok so
is there anything?
ok, you know what? let's not
let's just go to get my pizza so I go to my party tonight
Let's talk to people
hey dude! can I talk to you?
ok, I can't talk to him
hey, I ordered the margherita over the phone
oh right, it'll be about another couple minutes
no problem, I'll just hang out
can I hang out with you, sir?
oh, can I take a poop?
can I do anything?
alright!
hey guys!
can I sit with you?
hey babe, the finklesteins
want us to come over for dinner next week
Harry, this needs to stop! how many times
are we going to have to eat martha's cooking before one of us
ends up in the hospital
oh come on, that chicken was only under cooked one time!
okay
can I help you?
do you work here?
no
well, you've really answered your own question, haven't you?
it's portraits of the current owners, if you ask me
it's the ingredients that deserve a place in this wall
that's cool
ok, is my pizza ready yet?
I'm done
hey, I've ordered the margherita over the phone, alright.... ok no
oh ok, it's done margherita pizza for Tris
ready to go
looks like my pizza is ready
take it, ok there... oh what?
woah woah, are you serious?
what happened to my pizza?
this guy got here like 15 minutes after me
sorry, he's actually a pick-up order
yeah, I ordered over the pho...
was I talking to you?
hey, don't be rude....uh
mind over your flipping business
and worry about that
receding hairline of yours jack
receding
hairline?
he has gone crazy!
know what?
flip your pizza
oh
HOW DARE YOU!!
To be continued.
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