My son through the mother of all tantrums yesterday
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I am the glorious train wreck mom this is your first time here welcome aboard train wreck glad to have you here
Today we're gonna talk about my son and his epic
Knockdown i'm talking
Chernobyl esque melt down it was
Ridiculous, so we went to the park we went to Cunningham Park, which is a big deal around here
And I went with him and
the bunny and her friend and hey
Awesome life was good life was awesome
And then life wasn't we had literally only been there for 30 minutes and my child
Was a complete
puddle of
snot and tears
All over like for real and
The reason is because I wouldn't let him go over to the big playground side of things now you're probably asking
Why?
Okay, so we were over there originally
It is
really tall and
Really crowded like yesterday was like 65 70 degrees it
Was one of the first warm weakens that we've had because it always got warm during the week and then
sucked on the weekends
So this was like you know a gift from the gods themselves saying heavily and everyone had the same
Brilliant idea we did let's go to the park
so yeah, we went to the park and
I'm an idiot
Because we went to the park at 3:30 with a four-year-old
Who had an ad an AK yet? You just might as well tattoo et across my head
I don't even know what I was thinking and why I thought this was a good idea
Maybe I was possessed
Maybe I went crazy
But I thought hey, this is good because I had told the girls hey, it's gorgeous outside why don't just go outside
And then they said why don't we go to the park? I said? Hey? Why don't we go to the park?
I'm an idiot
See we went over to that big playground and he fell
climbing one of the ladders now
I'm not a helicopter mom I try not to be I really try not to be because usually I'm like chill
But there were so many kids
And he is so little and there were kids running all up and down no parental supervision
There's parents and their phones
There was one chick over here with her back to the slides
Reading there was an adult
Climbing the outside of the structure and adult I'm over here like what example are you setting?
Are you King Kong? This is not New York? That's not the Empire State Building
Get down for when these kids pushes you off because that's the kind of kids these were okay
and here's my dear sweet little baby t-rex I
Love you so sweet, it's so cute, and he's just little okay, seriously like he is straight up
Just hit 40 inches. He can write dinosaur now at Disney World
You know three months after we go to Disney, and I'm like oh my god
He's so little and yeah. He felt whether he lost his balance or there someone pushed him mama bear was like
He fell
Holy crap okay. I'm having a panic attack. I look at the girls like hey. Let's go over to the Boomtown
Boomtowns a little bit little alert it's still pretty awesome
But not as hectic. Not as many people not as many kids. Not as many
Changers and things and there's like soft squishy stuff. He can fall on so yes
I am I'm that mom I admit it. I'm sorry
I don't know how not to be that mom I try not to be that mom I try to be chill
But he's so little and if he broke his arm at the playground. I would feel terrible
so yeah
so he wanted to go back to the big kids and back to the big playground and
While he's throwing this like ramping it up cuz right now. We're not at that point yet. We're not at the
You know people calling a priest and give me, holy water for this child yet, no. We're not there right now
And I get that you want to son
But I want to be able to take you home in one piece
Without like a cast or crutches or having to call your father from the hospital, okay?
No, so I told him no. I told him no repeatedly because from where we were standing
We could hear one kid one kid
Over the probably about 50 that were on just that particular playground the 50
We could hear one
screaming
Running up the slides
Swinging it precariously from things knocking people over
This child was insane
Seriously, I'm not about medicating kids
I'm not about the ritalin life, okay
But I really did think it might have been time for some benadryl and duct tape at this moment because oh my god
Somebody needed to come that job down quick
Okay, so yeah so here. He is and his he's just ramping it up and ramped it up and we're trying
I'm trying everything. I'm like. Let's go walk over the bridge. Let's go look at the pond. Let's go look at the fish
Oh of course. There's no fish because it still went our
idiots
Then there was a dog he and the dog he was really cute and a really good distraction
And I almost came home with a doggy which would have been really bad
Because it was actually someone's doggy even though there was no leash or collar or anything on the dougie
I almost came home with a ducky which would have been bad
So I was really really really really really trying
To temper out this this because I could tell he was rampant he was getting but I don't want to go and he's like
Creeping towards the playground, and I'm falling behind, and that's when it happened
I want you
Mama Hey
First of all son don't follow you oh, honey on your first date. I'm gonna be the car behind you
Making sure everybody's hands and heads are in the right places don't play don't play uh
No
Don't go any closer. Don't follow him don't go near him. I'm I mean mama
Oh, no child. No. I brought you to the playground
I mean mama would have told you good luck Skippy. You got to play it place that outside in the yard
Yeah, no instead. I drove I
conquered social anxiety dealt with the throngs a human like ridiculous
That was there, and you're gonna sit there and tell me I'm a mean mama in
front of people I
Know I know yeah, I'm gonna show you what I had to deal with y'all watch this. Oh wait
There's money there's ocean
Baby you were playing
This is what I'm dealing with see the thing is I
Don't negotiate with terrorists, and that's my son turned into
It was his way or the highway
He had turned into a Sagittarius at that moment, and if you know Sagittarius
you know exactly what I'm talking about don't play my sister Hatfield is a Sagittarius guess what it's her way or the highway I
Love her, but it's true. He had turned into
One of those kids and this was not a Walmart fit this was not the kind of fit that you see all the time on
Facebook
now
This was not an off-the-rack fit this was a custom fit this was
throwing himself on the ground
grabbing handfuls of grass
throwing them in a weird
confetti type
scenario a
celebration of his rage
Glass flying everywhere at one point a shoe came off, and uh uh oh no
I don't we are not doing this oh
and the thing I
Did was take that child threw him over my shoulder?
Called the girls
And we left because mama does not negotiate with terrorists. I said no
That side of the playground was way too dangerous for him, and that is not just being a helicopter that is truth
He had already fallen. I like said I don't know if he had gotten pushed, or if he slipped
But he just was not ready for it and with that one child running around
Like he ain't had no sense he got 29 demons running through his head
I don't know what's going on, but that child had no sense I
Neither did mine. He was at that moment my child acted like he was possessed as well
and I picked him up over my shoulder and I carried him out of the playground and
I saw the looks I
Heard the comments, and if you were there at Cunningham Park between 3:30 and 4:00 o'clock. I guarantee you you saw me
It's not real hard to miss my daughter
She's the one with the pink hair. The only kid in the whole place who had pink hair
Okay
was not real hard to miss I
Heard the comments and guess what?
my
parenting skill and style is not based off your opinion a thank you I
Do not base my own self-worth on the opinion of you
So if you were there, and you were one of the people are like oh my god
What is wrong with that kid?
Guess what was wrong with that kid he hadn't had a nap yet, and he was exhausted
Boom, here's a four-year-old who didn't get his way boom. You know some other truth Nuggets
tits Joe Tantrums, oh oh
Are you one of those parents whose little precious snowflake angel doesn't ever throw tantrums
Hey, here's a gold star as for the rest of us. We all know
kids are Tantrums
It's what they do
They don't have that ability yet to communicate in a healthy manner
Their anger and their rage and their frustration and their feelings so it comes out in this
blabbering blubbering
On the park playground in the grass rolling down a hill almost to the culvert
In front of God and everyone and that's what I had to deal with
It would have cost nobody anything to say teeny little help now I got this
Thanks preciate it then said y'all chose to judge me. How's it make you feel?
You're probably not even watching this video because you're not my kind of people kind of people that I'm watching with there's another girl
You go girl you go
Because like I said I slung that child up over left in my shoulder and I walked out to the car
We did not even stop at Walmart to get a drink. We drove straight home
And I will tell you yes it continued on through the night
This was a long battle that didn't end until almost 9:30 last night
So yeah, I'm tired. I'm cranky
But I'm keeping myself together. You know why because that's what adults do kids don't have that ability
It's our job to teach them that ability though, but if you've ever been in a Starbucks where someone didn't have their soy latte foam
You might see an adult throwing a tantrum. Just like my son
So instead of judging me as a mom
maybe
judge the fact that
You know you could have been a little bit nicer could have been a little bit more supportive of a mother and maybe
Reevaluate your own situation, and how it's easier for you to judge and be mean than it is to offer some encouragement
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