Wow, your Chinese is so good, hey,
since you've been here a few years
already, are you going to apply for
a green card?
No not really.
Why not?
Getting a green card in China as of
2018 is the most difficult green card
to get in the world of developed nations.
Like, it's not even worth thinking
about.
The requirements are not realistic.
And I'm not sure If I want to invest
so much into a country that can easily
push me out for any bogus reason.
Don't criticize China., Hasn't China
been good to you?,
Anyways, the requirements aren't so
strict.
You just need to make an investment
of one hundred thousand Renminbi,
each year for three years straight,
or marry a Chinese woman and remain
married for 10 years while living
in china, buy a mansion, be a scientist,
donate blood to at least 10 Chinese
people, or donate an organ to a Chinese
citizen, give military secrets to
the P.R.C.
or make a movie that paints China
in a good light.
Is that what you call simple and easy?,
Dear China World Expat, I like your
videos, but I think you are lying,
Asian women, hate black men,
I don't care that you have, a cute
and friendly Chinese wife, Chinese
women hate black men, they really
do, although I never run into Chinese
women, living in cleveland, but I
know it's got to be true.
It doesn't matter that you see black
and asian couples around China, it's
not true, it's an illusion.
They are just holograms, Are you stupid?
Do you not understand it.
They are brainwashed and like you
for no reason, everyone hates black
people, i also hate black people,
It's tough being black, I'm so sad
and lonely, but I still like Asian
women, but I also hate them, I can't
make up my mind, Please help me China
world expat, I'm lost,
Japanese women hate black men too,
just forget about it, I don't care
that stats show an increase in black
and asian relationships, My opinion
is fact, please be my friend, so we
can be miserable together, Hey, I
want to go to Vietnam but I'm afraid
I'm too dark to travel, no one likes
me cause I'm black, no I'm not being
negative, it's the truth, facts, facts,
you just don't want to hear it, it's
true because I just say it over and
over without explaining anything,
What do you mean stop moping?, can't
you see i'm black, All my problems
are due to that, not because I'm a
sad toxic maniac who has a mental
disorder and suffers from depression.
We need a foreigner or two of them
to attend our meeting, on geopolitics
and business expansion throughout
the city.
Where can we find foreigners in town?
I know a black foreign teacher at
a University.
I can recruit him.
No, that will negatively affect our
influence in the meeting.
We want to seem prestigious, not spiraling
downward.
It only matters if we have white faces
around, it makes our business seem
more international and successful
to the Chinese public, There only
used to seeing white, give them the
white, No blacks.
When you recruit a foreigner for these
stand-in positions.
Tell them to dress in business attire,
suit and tie.
They're just here for show, tell them
not to answer any questions on the
companies behalf.
Sure thing laobun, whatever you say.
Why haven't you married yet.
You're 28 now, if you aren't careful
you will become a leftover woman.
I don't care, I move at my own, pace
in life, and I'm more focused on my
nursing job, but,
but what,
Well, there's a foreigner I like.
Foreigner?
Yes, I think he likes me.
He always ask me on a date.
I don't know if I should agree to
it or not.
What country is he from?
Canada
That's a nice find.
How did you meet this person?
I met him in English Corner at Wall
Street English.
Wow, that's cool, I should study English
too, and have the chance to meet a
stud.
Foreign men are so open and free thinking.
You guys might have a cute mixed kid
with blue eyes.
Mixed kids are always cute.
Well maybe not blue eyes, he is black,
they don't have those kind of eyes.
No way, I would never date a black
guy.
Why would you date a black foreigner?
Seems odd.
Nope, definitely not for me.
I love that skin, let me feel that
skin.
So how big is your rack?
C cup,
Good enough.
I'm dying to know what that vajayjay
taste like.
Come sit on my face.
Don't tell anyone about this.
I'm not ready to tell my friends or
family about us.
That's fine by me.
Now let me ride that meat stick, I'm
going to cream all over your fudge
sickle.
Simmer down, you're moving way too
fast.
Fast is good, don't you worry, I'm
going to give you the best blow job,
Let me suck that chocolate stick,
don't stop until you're, oozing in
my mouth.
Yes mamm, as you wish,
Hi foreigner, can I ask you a questions.
Okay, shoot
Can you pretend to be my boyfriend?
I need a boyfriend.
Wait, what?, I don't know.
That seems strange.
And I don't know you.
Please, I'm begging you.
A white-laowhy will bring status and
honor to my family at least momentarily
in the eyes of my parents.
I thought you foreigners were wild
and crazy.
I thought you like being with multiple
women.
Um, no, what the hell are you talking
about.
You've must have watched too many
mainstream hollywood movies.
Please be my boyfriend.
I can compensate you for your time.
Oh really?
how much are we talking?
I will pay 200 American dollars a
day.
We will probably stay at my parent's
house for one weekend.
Well, I must say, that's quite an
offer.
Since you put it that way.
I'm in,
Good, I'm so happy.
I know one thing for sure, China has
been good to me.
absolutely, positively, easy squeezy
lemon peezy,
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