Waching daily Nov 4 2018

let's laugh at some really really really bad political ads this is gonna be a

really good time so it's it's 2018 we're about midterm elections are next week

and I thought this would be a great time to do a final segment in our show where

we find just some of the worst around the country laugh and just laugh at

these are all real these are all real now when you look at them as a comedy

piece you may not get much out of it yeah but when you look at them as this

was meant to be taken seriously and and get and get votes this is what somebody

really honestly thought was gonna swing their bass the most like they are they

are there it's not someone's facebook video this is well produced like a group

of people had to look at these videos and go yeah this is good this is what a

think tank came up with this is a good idea no this is this is gonna be fun and

well let's get rid of that so oh shoot I lost them oh no no okay get rid of he

can resist here we go so this is Brian Kemp he was running for

governor of Georgia and this was his this was his primary video I'm Brian Kim

oh my god Jake young man interested in one of my daughters yes sir

Jake gasps I was running for governor I said one cap government spending to take

a chainsaw to regulations three make Georgia number one for small business in

two things if you gon date one of my daughters respect man a healthy

appreciation for the second amendment sir we're gonna get along just fine

Brian Kemp vote for me I've got my daughter's boyfriend held at gunpoint

and I will blast his face with a shotgun in the dick I am Frankenstein Kevin

Bacon you need to vote for me yeah that's ridiculous yeah this is funny

though I am funny though I look like James Woods fuck and older James Woods

yeah and I'm wielding a double-barrel shotgun and pointing it at another human

being but my respect for the Second Amendment is healthy yes very so healthy

that I will threateningly healthy I will threaten murder

with this gun if you if you don't obey my political points of view so guess

okay guess which party he was prom gotta be

this a strong feminist yeah it's clearly clearly the Green Party yeah so no he's

a Republican candidate for governor and he lost his primary to this guy Michael

Williams who was also running for governor of Georgia also a Republican

and this was Brian Williams at okay okay you ready for this okay hi I'm Michael

Williams Michael oh boy do we have some exciting news to you we have our bus

tour ready to go but it's not going to be one of those pansy political bus

tours we've got the deportation bus that's why you heard me the Michael

Williams deportation bus you want to find out where we're coming go to

deportation bus comm we're gonna implement my 287g deportation plan

that's gonna fill this bus with illegals to send them back to where they came

from we're not just gonna track them watch

them roam around our state we're gonna put them on this bus and send them home

go to deportation bus calm and fine okay I can't I can't do it anymore what I I

get a few out like the other guy better if you have a strong at least he was

only gonna shoot his own family member right exactly

if you have a strong position on immigration like I get it I mean that

those those positions people been fighting about immigration in those laws

not even just in this country in every country and territory for law for a long

long long time people used to go to war over that stuff like these people are

the other we don't let them in all that so like I get it I get that that's still

a fight why is that your campaign what like why is your your campaign video a

fucking because that's we publication but iscariot money on that the scare

yeah the scariest thing is that he won well he won the primary he's going up

against the Democrat now right but he won the primary that means the P out

crazy the other guy with the shotgun yeah yeah like that the sad thing is

that that there's the people he's talking to are literally on board with

that like no pun intended

they're on boy on the bus they're on board on board I like he's gonna drive

he's gonna actually pilot that bus he's just through the border yeah from

Georgia I dare because I guess that's where illegals hang out yeah right they

crossed the border and run off to Georgia Georgia yeah I just he's just

talking about human beings like they're bugs I know you know do minds me of

district nine it's like ridiculous ah all right

you wanted so the Democrat this was supposed to be funny ready are actually

better are they really better meaning like not

bad meaning bad but that means good I think funnier I think the Democrats are

worse I think they're funnier please tell me somebody has a cat in there

laughs okay I I wish so this is Levi Tillman Democrat he's running for a

congressional seat in Colorado so his whole thing is he you know after all

these school shootings and things he doesn't want to put guns in schools he

doesn't arm the teachers he wants to arm them with like pepper spray okay so in

his video he is gonna demonstrate how this works

pepper spray doesn't cost much and it can be safely stored in a break glass in

case of emergency cabinet but it's powerful and we go to accidentally kill

a kid watch this trust me lacrosse playing Hubbell Wow fucking just out of

nowhere he just gets the money shot right now I said it looks like it has

the same color and consistency as I can't believe it's not butter just

sprayed into his face I'm sure it tastes amazing yeah I wasn't there that rumor

that in order to have pepper spray you have to get sprayed in the face with it

like to see how bad at her it's like I think that's like last thing I've ever

when I did that cop right along like 10 12 years ago he told me that same thing

and I said that's required and he said I don't think it's on the books but like I

don't know anyone who hasn't done it it's expected

and also it's like a frat it's a boys club go write a passage and if you're

not doing what the other bros are doing you're you're a little bitch right

especially cops you know there's like that whole camaraderie there's almost

like a military thing going on this guy tough guy and if they're all

spraying themselves in the face with pepper spray

they also he said they also stunned themselves too yeah I've been hit with

with a stun gun before that's shit how that feel hurts Wow is it doesn't like

just one of those taser guns you know yeah we did not the kind that six prongs

in you but the kind you touch yeah yeah yeah that shit fucking hurts yeah and it

doesn't go through your whole body it's just very it's very uh it's like

directed directed yeah it's a lot yeah he said he said that the stun gun is the

is the the best thing that they can do is stun themselves or have someone else

done them because you're less likely to over use it on someone yeah and people

react immediately no one like has that stun gun on them and goes yeah I'm good

right like it's it's it feels like teeth grabbing in you own yeah it's it's crazy

we did it in an improv show it was hilarious every time you did a bad joke

you got hit with that thing Jesus yeah yeah talk about pressure pain prof bro

yeah we took sexes like it to another level you get that you don't get that

laugh you get that taste that is a hell of a I

mean talk about beheading the gesture yeah wow I never yeah there's a show in

New York City called batsu that's all about a good buddy of mine Joe Tex does

it it's really funny if you're ever in New York City they do it's like a

Japanese game show packaging and it's just improv show wrapped in pain so they

get with tasers they put on dog collars and do shock collars they have to eat

things out of people's crotches and off of there like it's it's it's hilarious

and very successful sounds funny sounds it sounds really funny yeah

you ready so this is easily the best one all right

easily the best one I'll be the judge Democrat Dan Helmer was running for a

congressional seat in Virginia he lost his pride he lost his primary but this

video is is legendary remember the movie Top Gun I do okay

it's got production value just shown at Buffalo Wild Wings I guess sure is that

you can't get her to hold the townhall townhall do you one better than that

we've lost that loving feeling the guy in the suit look at the guy in the

moustache that guy looks awful not a natural performer by any means it's so

awkward and it just keeps going it's they won't stop it's like a two and a

half minute thing like be okay for like 30 seconds of torture this is those were

just real people in the bar that left and then they just made them the actors

in it I didn't they went and voted for the other guy

he's a major not helping him not help no not at all I'm done with danboy so for

those of you who aren't from the United States that is our electrical system

those who are leaders yeah those are powerful country in the world those guys

are in charge of people oh my gosh you lost your headphone I did I lost my head

even your headphones are revolting against that awful awful soundbite they

didn't want to hear it they didn't want to hear the singing anymore at all no I

can imagine someone from like you know Romania watching our our podcast and

being like you're politicians have guns in their campaign video yeah what's

going there was they're spraying them that they're doing BDSM in their own

campaign videos sprang themselves with mace the remaking Top Gun

movies that guy was like to win Top Gun Kane no wonder Trump's president a

reality TV star as president frickin circus over there it does make it feel

like a circus there was one that I actually rejected cuz it wasn't funny it

was just sad and weird but it was this guy and he had like an automatic like

rifle and he's just like firing it through his campaign video

there wasn't enough substance going on other than that yeah and so I didn't

choose it but I was looking at it going wow imagine that you're from the Ukraine

and you see this video and it's just this old man like firing this automatic

gun and he turns to the camera and does his campaign speech and they call us

crazy and he's like holding it like he's Rambo yeah oh this is my rifle this one

there are many like it but this one is mine basically vote for me yeah Jesus

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Are you ready? We are coming in.

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♪ To look for pearls in deep waters ♪ - Tahir, won't you say anything?

♪ It is necessary to start over sometimes ♪ - You said?

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Sina Grace on Owning Intellectual Properties and Image Comics - Duration: 4:05.

Sina Grace on owning properties and working at Image

Omar: So, what has Image meant to you as far as creator rights? I know you got your main

start through Image, like what has that been like? What has Image meant to you, like how

do you feel about being able to hold on to rights like because of Image?

Sina: It's funny because like nothing's really gotten like, I mean, I guess I take the rights

thing for granted in the sense of Image gives you a lot of autonomy and freedom to figure

out how to find the audience for your book. So, like yeah, if I wanted to go make a goddamn

web series about a book about my goddamn self, like I don't have to ask anyone, I can just

do that and that's what...

Omar: Self-obsessed.

Sina: on YouTube, but yeah. So, I love that and I think I take it for granted, they're

so supportive and they're so open and they embrace. They really just want you, as a creator,

to do something that inspires you and that makes you excited because that's typically

what brings out the best work. And there are some drawbacks to that model if you're not

already kind of wealthy or like able to sustain a fanbase. It's a hustle because you do have

to market and promote the book yourself, on top of making it, you know, like they don't;

it's rare that they'll be like "Okay, here's your colors, here's your letter, here's your

deadline"; they're more like, "Here's when we need the files, here's when the book

will come out, like here's the necessary marketing information, like..."

Omar: Good luck.

Sina: Yeah, be bold, love you. But honestly, like Eric Stephenson has been, I do take this

for granted, like he's just so like, warm, warm is a really funny word for anyone who sees him

because he's so like, also like...

Omar: Composed?

Sina: Yeah, but he's very warm in terms of like...

Omar: Supportive.

Sina: Yeah, in terms of figuring out like what do you want to do? Like how do we make

you, you? Like how do we make you a better you? And every time I've like done something

that I thought was a risk or a bad move, Eric's like "that's the good move" like "do that".

But he also is like very, like he'll lead you to the water, he won't tell you what to

do in terms of like changing decisions or whatever. Like with Burn the Orphanage, when

it was starting to like not sell as well as it should be, he was kind of like "okay, I

think you need to like let this rest, see how it does, and then decide to come back",

like "you don't need to keep sticking at it and thinking like if I do one more arc, then

it will find its audience". He's like "sometimes the numbers are the numbers and it's going

that way". So yeah, I adore him and appreciate him so much and it's yeah, they're a really

great company, they're in Portland now, how are the offices?

Omar: They're really cool. It was like, you know, we had the whole team go up there

and we got a chance to talk to Jim Valentino, and it was something that was just super cool

to kind of see how, it wasn't what I expected but it was like it was actually like in a

way cooler than I expected just because their offices, I kind of expected, you know, I've

been to the DC offices and they're like a whole floor in like a big building and like,

and Image, there's a lot more like everyone who's there is like working and really good

at their jobs and like everyone is just working like 24/7.

Sina: Yeah.

Omar: So, it's something that was like really cool to see that like amount of, you know,

how the company works.

Sina: it's a small, yeah, they're small, they keep that shit tight.

Omar: Really tight.

Sina: Yeah.

Omar: Yeah, 100 percent.

Sina: Hundo P.

Omar: Hundo P. All the way.