Waching daily Mar 31 2017

Greetings from the Internet!

What happened to episode 6 you may ask? Doesn't

matter, okay? Don't talk about it, okay? We

don't know who's listening. We're back!

Where were you? everyone was asking where you

were. Shut up, it doesn't even matter. We're

back and we're here to stay! This is the

top ten things that happened on the

internet last week. Let's get some

Internet. *upbeat music*

Number ten! Another superhero movie is

coming out. No doubt the trailer is

way better than the movie and it's

lighting up YouTube as we speak. How many

superheroes do we have? Shouldn't we

covered them all by now? Nope! Aquaman! And, phew,

we needed a remake. Look at this fella!

That's the old Aquaman there... A man who has

the ability to breathe underwater and

command sealife to his will decides to

ride flying fish above the water. Yeaaaaaaa no.

You know what we need right now?

Hey man, I identify as a heterosexual

male, okay, but if that dude saved me from

a particularly aggressive shore break,

I'll tell you what, I'd fold like an origami

crane. Jason Momoa is as manly as shaving

with a sword while drinking whiskey,

with a sword while drinking whiskey,

it while you're at it. Hype train away! Let's

get to this movie. All aboard! You can see

get to this movie. All aboard! You can see

at the end.

weird sort, right? Australia is ranked

Number nine! Australians are a

in the world. That's if you don't count

all the nature trying to kill you every

second of every day. Some of the

all the nature trying to kill you every

Australians have scarily named the 'brown

snake' - to spiders so big they can carry

Australians have scarily named the 'brown

adventure, and politicians that are

deadly to refugees... Hey, why not throw in

a cyclone! And let's name it an ex-wife's

name. Cyclone Debbie hit northern

Queensland this week and caused an army

name. Cyclone Debbie hit northern

reporting. We know it rains during

the cyclone. Go inside. It's a cyclone.

It's raining. But the Australian public

are Australian, so they don't give a shit

about a force of nature. Social media was

are Australian, so they don't give a shit

Debbie. Ah, Australia, the land where human

beings say, 'F!&* nature!' I don't even think

that's about the cyclone. I just think

it's one of their ex-wives that they're

like, 'Don't come home, Debbie.' If it's not an

it's one of their ex-wives that they're

South African sharks

or them punching their own national

South African sharks

Australians just can't

seem to stop messing with nature.

Number eight! In this fail to win video doing

the internet rounds, it proves once again

Number eight! In this fail to win video doing

people. We know. They're even cooler at

falling off a skateboard. White people

falling off a skateboard...

...and black people falling off a skateboard...

anything! What about colonialism?

Number seven! We trust modern-day

conveniences way too much, okay? The

humble escalator can turn into a

slippery slide of broken bones...

This escalator malfunctioned in a

busy mall in Hong Kong, but, it may have

been intentional. Two mechanics have been

arrested while pending further investigation.

Number six! This YouTube

video compiled by massive Star Wars fan

is going viral. It speaks for itself.

I didn't know there was this much green in

video compiled by massive Star Wars fan

We decided to make one ourselves.

I didn't know the re was this much green in

the whole galaxy.

*The Next Episode - Dr. Dre, ft. Snoop Dogg*

Number five! This picture is going viral. It's a

picture of Olga Lozina, a graduate of

the Physical Technical Institute, which

checks out, because technically she was

physically handled by the institute. In

Russia this past week, her and about a

checks out, because technically she was

indefinitely for anti-government protests.

In the age of the Internet, I believe we

thousand other protesters were detained

indefinitely for anti-government protests.

dissidents without someone filming it and

making them a martyr. Dodgy politicians

they can quietly sneak away the

as long as we keep the Internet free and

for all.

trouble again! Aww. A developing story has

as long as we keep the Internet free and

advertising all over the world. I don't

see the problem - maybe we'll get to see

Youtube are in

first place, before we're bombarded with

offensive advertising. I am offended by

rampant consumerism. Who do we complain

to about this? Who is it, huh? You do

the content we wanted to see in the

these videos right now? Dude, shut up, okay?

Just how do you think we earn the

seventy-five cents that gets us to pay

for the visual effects, huh? Without that

you wouldn't exist. I thought you were

the visual effect? Sorry.

Sorry to break it to you. My whole life is a lie...

Companies like Verizon and Johnson &

for the visual effects, huh? Without that

owned by white guys have all canceled their

the visual effect? Sorry.

'brand safety.' Some of these brands have

survived scandals where their baby powder

Johnson and blah blah blah blah company

reports and not labeling the bottles. You

YouTube ad deals due to concerns about

'brand safety.' Some of these brands have

bits because a YouTuber said something?

They're still going to be frolicking

through clouds of talcum due to the ad

you shove in their faces on different

multimedia platforms. YouTube, due to

bits because a YouTuber said something?

They're still going to be frolicking

through clouds of talcum due to the ad

you shove in their faces on different

multimedia platforms. YouTube, due to

being bullied by these companies, has

started rolling out these monetization

blackouts on people's videos deemed

'brand unsafe.' And so the integrity of the

internet begins to be eroded. Great story,

bro. Now we're not going to get that

sweet Johnson & Johnson ad revenue. We'll

just have to rely on the support of our

viewers. Have you seen the viewer numbers

and subscriber count? Yes! We have no

viewers! Be still, my young padawan. Build it

and they will come. Kevin Costner, Field of Dreams.

Young padawan? I am the same age

as you. Yes, okay... Patreon coming soon, cuz we're not

advertiser friendly.

Number three!

An airline has not allowed some passengers

to come aboard wearing leggings and the

internet has dropped a collective shit.

Or is there more to this story? United

Airlines, in America - you know, because

that's where everything happens, barred

some young ladies from boarding a flight

who were scantily clad in some leggings.

Someone then tweeted that the airline

was discriminating against yoga pants

and the airline responded with, 'Dress

code issues.' Some actresses jumped on the

PR waves to score some internet points

while feigning disgust but wouldn't lift

a rice grain to a Syrian child's mouth

if it were more effort than a tweet.

Turns out the passengers were 'pass

riders' who were copping a free ride

from an affiliate family member or staff

member. So if you're getting one on the

company, you have to actually represent

that company in a positive light.

Apparently if you're wearing spandex

that's hugging your lady bits so tight

it's an anatomy lecture you're not

representing United Airlines adequately.

Soulless competitor

airline Delta Airlines went on Twitter and

was like, 'Hey, we accept leggings on our airline,'

but didn't tell you that they also have

an employee benefits dress code.

Ultimately we don't even give up a megabyte

here at InterTen. I don't see who is

complaining about leggings. Best

invention since the squat. Here on

InterTen, we believe every woman on the

planet should wear yoga pants and should

constantly bend down to pick up stuff.

Number two! You see, Australia? You see what

happens when you mess with nature? Now

people actually don't think you exist.

Swedish facebook user Shelley Floryd -

Swedish name - has written a think piece

about something that i have believed for

a very long time - Australia is not real!

It's a hoax! You know we're... you know

we're filming this in Brisbane, Australia

right now? Or are we? You're dumb.

Shelley says that this mythical land

is just a big hoax that the British

government had when they dumped all

those convicts into the sea all those

many years before the Internet existed.

So who cares? Well, a lot of people do

because as it was posted on Facebook, a

whole bunch of troglodytes have come out

of their caves and figured out how to

use their fat little stubby fingers to

smash a keyboard and send her all kinds

of hatred. Screaming in capitals, 'HOW

DARE SHE?!?' To Shelley's credit she doubled

down and posted some secret maps that

she acquired from somewhere showing that

Australia does not exist. I say she is

brave! A Snowden for the now. Does

Australia exist? We're in Australia! Okay,

then explain this thing! ... I can't. Exactly!

What the fuuuuu-? You're dumb!

Number one!

The best thing on the Internet this week!!!

Hi stranger.

This viral video was created by

animator Kirsten Laporee and features a

stop-motion plasticine figure with a

gorgeous pair of butt cheeks. It's

comforting and creepy all at the same

time. Using elements from ASMR videos

which use soothing tones and sounds to

comfort the viewer, it draws you in but

makes your skin crawl. Do you like this tree I made?

*whispers badly* Hey, how is everything? Is everything good?

Are you having a good day? That's great. I'm

thinking about you. I'm thinking about

you there, you on your mobile phone or on

your computer. Maybe... Maybe you're on a

train. Maybe you're in your car. Shouldn't be

in your car. Don't watch your videos while

you're in your car. You're gonna have an

accident. So, I just wanted to pop in and

tell you that everything's fine.

Have a great day.

Hey, that was episode seven!

We shall never speak of episode 6 ever

again. It is the Voldemort of InterTen

shows. The episode that shall not be

named. Thank you very much watching! You

know the drill - subscribe, like... or die! As

usual the top ten of everything we've

covered on the show today is in the

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You wanna see some previous videos?

They're all there. And please subscribe!

Hit that big ol' subscribe button, with your face.

Just smash the screen! Do it!

I dare you.

Goodbye!

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Como Pintar - Cadian Shock Troops - How to paint (ENG-Sub) - Duration: 21:06.

Greetings Wargamers & Players, Welcome to Miniature War, I'm Meinkopt and in this painting guide we shall see how to give in a easy and fast way to the Troops from Cadia and it's characteristic official scheme.

We start with the color of the fabric of the uniform.

The layer base that we're using it's Zandri Dust and we apply it softly until we cover it completely in the parts to paint. Remember to use diluted paint cause we're going to give several layers in this manner and each layer it will be very fine that will help us to not give more layers that we need.

With the layer base applied, we proceed to give a slight wash with Reikland Fleshshade.

Once the tint it's dried, we shall give a soft stroke with Zandri Dust again to start to stand out the volume. Next we mix Zandri Dust with Ushabti Bone in a proportion of 70/30 from start and from there we start adding everytime more of Ushabti Bone to get up the light.

For the few metals that the miniature have, like the parts of the weapon and the zones of the helms, we're using a layer base of Boltgun Metal and Abaddon Black.

Then we give a little wash with Nuln Oil and finally we give soft strokes with Ironbreaker Armor to create the effect of worn out.

For this characteristic green of the Cadian Armor we use for the layer base a mix of Caliban Green with Castellan Green in a proportion of 40/60.

Once the layer it's dried we give a soft wash with Nuln Oil.

Once we have the layer ready and the wash, we start giving a little of light to the armor. First we do it with pure Castellan Green, trying to create a soft effect to degrade so some of the zones will keepp the base tone.

Then, we add a little of Loren Forest to the Castellan Green to create more luminous zones.

For the white parts like the symbols and the unit marks, we give a base of Celestra Grey and then we mix it with White Scar to create the final white tone, leaving in the background the base tone and then create a little of contrast and deep.

For the boots, belt and straps we 're using black tones with a layer base of Abaddon Black.

Then we add a little of Eshin Grey to create the lights.

In this case we're going to create an effect of burnt really easy and fast. Very useful for the weapons that generate heat, like a flamethrower.

First we give a generous layer of Agrax Earthshade in the mouth, without covering completely to the metal and leave it to dry.

Then we give soft strokes with Abaddon Black in the tip of the mouth of the weapon and finally we give an even more soft stroke to the edges of the tip with Leather Brown from Army Painter.

This technique will be with more detail in the future in a mini painting guide in the channel applied in multiple situations.

For the skin of the Cadian we give a base layer of Doombull Brown mixed with Cadian Flesh tone in a proportion of 50/50.

For the different lights that we're going to create in the features of the face, we add more Cadian Flesh Tone to the base mix. Adding for the final lights a little of Ushabti Bone.

To create an effect of shaved beard, to the mix of medial light, we add a little of gray tone and apply it in the zone that we wish to have that appearance.

And with this little steps we soon shall vea all the Cadian Troops to neutralize the enemies of the Imperium. Hope that you Liked this new painting guide. Give it a Like if you do and it will get to more Wargamers.

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[ENG SUB] 170314 Ameba TV with CNBLUE for Release of 「SHAKE」 - Duration: 49:04.

Let's start.

Todays guests ...

Yes, todays guests are CNBLUE.

The real ones are dangerously cool.

- I wanted to meat you. - You wanted to meet me? Really? [MC is Kosaka of Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen]

You are also famous in Korea.

That makes me happy, I also like CNBLUE a lot.

CNBLUE are very famous.

[A little CNBLUE history lesson, I guess you know it all already ;) ]

[Seems like he knows CNBLUE as band for quite a while]

[Therefore he is glad/feels honered to be able to meet them]

As we are speaking... I'm sorry, is it alright to [speak] Japanese?

It's alright.

- Isn't that awesome? - Yes, it's alright.

Yonghwa, are you faking it?

Ah, it's totally alright.

Yonghwa, which japanese word do you like?

Is's "inexpressible feeling". [It's from EUPHORIA promotion]

[Seem like it's an old world, not typically used.]

Did you study Japanese... did you memorize Japanese?

- That's how it is. - As expected, in Japan...

Because we lived in Japan, we soon were able to [ speak/understand Japanese ].

Furthermore, we watched japanese dramas and movies and so on.

- This is awesome. Korean... - Speaking is most importand, I think.

So watching japanese TV is still totally alright?

- Ah, TV right now is... - Ah, TV is a little difficult.

It's difficult?

No, watching is alright, but Kanji and so on are...

[ Seems even japanese people have trouble with Kanji ]

It's not alright. You're an MC. [ Sorry don't understand the joke ]

That aside, CNBLUE will release a CD.

Ah, something like... at concerts, when everyone hears the song, all are having fun. A song with a "Let's have fun" kind of meening.

The lyrics as well, they have a positive feeling.

When people having worries listen to it, it's a good song.

Like body shake, moving the body,

... such a meening is there.

The feeling while listening to it ... the musically technique

it has a somewhat nostalgique sound. It's simple.

... nostalgique, but the melody is current.

The music video still has not been made public, right?

That's right.

We as well haven't seen it yet.

You still haven't seen it?

The full version of the video, still...

Ah you haven't see the full version yet.

- Today, does it come out? - It doesn't come out.

Musical.

Our conversation, they can't hear it at all.

The dance is cute.

Oh, dancing. She is good, isn't she?

We know.

[Maybe along the line of: CNBLUE is best live. Refering again to Summer Sonic 2014, they have been awesome there.]

[Seems like after Summer Sonic there have been alot of possitive comments about CNBLUE.]

We are "inexpressible gratefull". [YH's favorite word]

[Reading out the tour name and dates]

If you have time, come please.

Because it's evening, sorry.

No really, morning TV program ... we saw it/you.

"Because its morning, sorry."

Because I like you, thank you.

No honestly, I did it the first time.

I like it/you a lot.

I'm good at imitation. [Kosaka (MC) insists that Pikotaro (PAPP guy) is another person, therefore it's imitation]

"Shakedown current obsessions"

This corner is, where things, CNBLUE members are currently into, get introduced.

Ah this is... in front that's CNBLUE?

- In the back? - In the back.

- This is... who is that? - Fishing? - Yes.

That's me.

That, did you catch it yourself?

Yes. This are Seabass.

- Seabass? - It's not impossible. It's Seabass.

- Seabass? They are huge, right? - They are huge.

For how many years approximately do you do fishing?

For about two or three years.

So during days off...

If you look at my Instagram or SNS and so on, it's only about this [fishing].

How many centimeters are they approximately?

- These are... - 20cm?

No, that's not right. These are larger than 50 or 60cm, 70.

There have been 1m 20 premium.

It looks like you have to get up early in the morning.

Mor─ well, this was in the evening but also in the morning [I go fishing].

So from the [other] members noone is going fishing?

- Yes, not yet... - Fishing is... yes.

I want to do it, but... starting in the morning... it's a little early and bothersome.

- It's bothersome, right? - It's a little bothersome.

No matter how often I ask, it gets ignored. In the morning it's impossible.

Ah, I'm a little scared.

You're scared? The morning is scary?

The fish is [scary].

The fish is scary?

Somehow the eyes of a fish are scary.

Sorry.

But it's tasty. You do eat [fish], right?

- I li~ like it a lot. - If I give him some, he likes it a lot. - I like it a lot.

Looks like the bed of a king.

Whos is this?

That's mine.

Are you serious?

I don't just recently, but for a long time, always [liked] gold...

The color gold.

...liked the color gold a lot.

But (wristwatch?) is pink-golden, is that alright?

- Somehow I like it a lot. - You like the color gold? - Yes

Furthermore... glasses as well.

That's stylish.

Never but them on.

Mobilephone... that is real gold.

18k (carat)

Expensive thing.

It's expensive, but I like gold.

Expensive thing.

Besides, in your room, the bed is not golden, but are there other golden things?

That's how it is. Cushions and so on and my gown.

Your gown is made of gold?

Really, if this person is at home, ... in gold colored gown ...

He's [like] a king, a king.

He doesn't leave his home.

The same... the gown has the same color as the bed.

I'm a king.

I'm sorry.

Nevertheless it suits him, right?

Really, he doesn't leave his house. Eventhough I think "What is he doing", these (the golden things) are there, somehow I understand.

Because the king is old he doesn't leave his home.

I wonder if it's me.

Probably Minhyuk's

Ah, exercise, exercise.

Training.

What is this? In a gym?

This picture is not in a gym, but... maybe, is there a next picture?

- There is one more. - There is one more?

This is a little embarrassing, right?

Minhyuk's gown is more expensive.

As expected, it's beacause you like training a lot?

Yes.

How much in one week approximately [do you exercise]?

In one week... 5 times, 6 times

6 times is about everyday.

Except for sunday, I go on all day.

Your face is, how to say it, because it's like a babyface...

(not sure: you don't give off such a vibe at all). The most ... is this person.

But how many hours approximately [do you exercise]?

Case by case, but a long session is about 3 hours, 4 hours.

Seriously. This is awesome.

But, in Korea everone is/has ... and are tall.

Ain't you guys tall? Jungshin you are tall, right?

- I... How tall are you? - I'm 186 cm.

- How tall are you, Jungshin? - I'm 88. (188 cm)

You're tall, nevertheless your face is small.

Because it's evening, sorry.

Because it's morning, sorry.

When I'm exercising stress and such... without

- I see, when stress builds up... - It dissapears.

But ... become tired.

Ah, but... it's the opposite. During exercise time I think about nothing. It's comfortable.

I see. Besides, because you're a drummer. As drummer it's better to have strength. If there is no strength it gets tiring, right?

Retriever-chan. Cute. This dog.

Yes. It's mine.

This one... is how old?

- My... The dog? - Yes

[Joking about how he doesn't need to ask for Jungshin's age.]

- His name is Simba, however... - Simba? - Yes, Simba, however...

- He is 2 years old. - Still 2 years? - Yes, 2 years.

- Simba is from Lion King... - That's how it is.

- That Simba? - Yes.

[lyrics are nonsense + Ameba, Ameba]

Sake, did you drink sake? Did you drink sake?

Not at all.

Be careful, suddenly "Ahla~".

[lyrics are nonsense + Ameba, Ameba]

- His voice is loud. - "Ameba" he said.

Why none of the members keeps silent?

- "Be silent, it's alright." - No, it's approximately (the 10th anniversary ?) already, therefore...

- The doggie is cute, isn't it? - It's super-cute.

What kind of personality has it? Simba.

... he has a good personality. Even though I am ...

But he is enduring it (slightly wrong)

- "Enduring it" - "Enduring it" - "Enduring"?

That's how it is, right? Honestly...

It's cute, right? But when you're in Japan, you see it rather seldomly, isn't that so?

That's how it is. But right now he is in school.

- Simba is, when I'm not there... - In Korea, right?

or on days I have a lot on my schedule, he is [going] to school.

Dog school.

So the next corner is... one, two, go.

"Shakedown treasure pictures"

Children, children.

- [I am] probably 19 years old. - 19 years?

- 18, 19 years. - Approximately.

Yes, that's how it is.

It's a picture of the time when we were doing busking training in Japan.

When the debut in Korea was already over?

Before the debut.

- Before the debut in Korea? - Yes.

It's approximetaly 2009.

So you did ... in Japan and after that debuted in Korea?

Yes.

- That's the case? - And after that we had our major debut in Japan.

There aren't many of such teams, right?

That's right. Also in Korea there are none, I think.

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