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A shepherd has 17 sheep.
All of them, except nine, died.
How many sheep does the shepherd have?
He had 17 sheep, all of them died.
Except nine?
Yes.
So he has 8 sheep.
Because nine of them died.
There are 8 sheep left.
On the Polish-Czech border, a rooster laid an egg. Whose egg is it?
Well... I don't know.
It's the border's egg.
I don't know.
I don't know. I really don't know.
On the Polish-Czech border.
A rooster laid an egg. Who does the egg belong to?
It belongs to Poland...
It belongs to Poland... I don't know!
So whose egg is it?
Poland's egg.
A man is going down the street. He's wearing black clothes.
He has no shiny elements.
Then a car is passing by, its lights are off.
Despite this, the car stopped. Why?
Maybe he stopped because of traffic lights?
But there were no traffic lights.
The car stopped in front of him...
I have no idea.
Because it was a day.
Ah, but you said it was dark everywhere.
A man is going down the street. He's wearing black clothes. He has no shiny elements.
Then a car is passing by, its lights are off. Despite this the car stopped in front of him. Why?
You wake up at 9.
You go to sleep at 8.
How many hours do you sleep?
If I wake up at 9
and I go to sleep at 8.
But 8AM or 8PM?
I mean 8PM.
Ah, at 8?
Then I sleep...
Yeah... No... Yes. 19 hours.
How many?
No, if I wake up at 8... 19 hours.
19 or 18, I can't remember.
You go to sleep at 8.
I go to sleep!
Then yes, it would be 19 hours.
Because there're 11 hours left to 8PM...
No, wait!
Oh God, no... I got it wrong.
I'm in humanities class!
I can answer.
Oh God...
Then answer.
How many?
How much do I sleep or...?
How much do you sleep.
If I go to sleep at 20 and I wake up at 9.
At 8.
So at 20?
At 8 AM.
8 and 20 are different things. At 8.
I go to sleep at 8AM.
An I wake up at...?
You wake up at 9 and go to sleep at 8.
How many hours do you sleep?
An hour.
No. How?
How? I mean...
You go to sleep at 8 and wake up at 9. It's an hour.
No.
I wake up at 9, I go to sleep at 8.
Yes.
You sleep one hour.
You wake up at 9.
You go to sleep at 8.
How many hours do you sleep?
It would be...
23.
I sleep 23 hours.
23.
One hour.
You see!
You wake up at 9.
But you went to sleep at 8.
You sleep an hour.
Oh God...
You made me look like an idiot.
I knew that it should go like that...
See you on YouTube, guys!
You're a plane pilot.
There are two Germans and three Poles on board.
Who is the plane's pilot?
Two Germans and three Poles?
Yes.
I guess two Germans.
Which month has 28 days?
February.
Every four years.
I mean three years, not four
And doesn't every month have 28 days?
Yeah, every month.
On the Polish-Czech border, a rooster laid an egg. Who does this egg belong to?
I don't know.
I don't know.
But what do you think?
I don't know.
On the Polish-Czech border.
A rooster laid an egg.
Whose egg is it?
Poland's egg.
You're a plane's pilot.
There are two Germans and three Poles on board. Who is the plane's pilot?
Two Germans and three Poles?
Yes.
We don't know.
There's no information.
You wake up at 9 and you go to sleep at 8.
How many hours do you sleep?
23.
I mean I'm awake 23 hours.
Wait a minute...
No, once again...
You wake up at 9 and you go to sleep at 8.
How many hours do you sleep?
Okay, so...
I wake up at 8, I go to sleep at 9...
So...
11...
How many?
11.
Wait a minute.
It seems to be easy.
It's very simple.
Okay then.
Once again.
You wake up at 9, you go to sleep at 8.
How many hours do you sleep?
Ah, I thought it's the opposite way. Okay.
I wake up at 9, I go to sleep at 8.
Yes.
So 4 plus 9... 13.
Yeah? Okay.
How many?
13.
One hour.
It was a mental shortcut.
I go to sleep at...
On the Polish-Czech border
a rooster laid an egg. Whose egg is it?
On the border.
Polish-Czech.
It belongs to both countries, I guess.
A rooster laid an egg?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
On the Polish-Czech border, a rooster lays this egg.
Whose egg can it be?
Poland's egg.
It belongs to Poland.
You're a plane's pilot.
There are two Germans and two Poles on board.
Who's the plane's pilot?
A Pole.
Why?
Because a Pole can drive anything.
That's a nice question.
A shepherd had 17 sheep.
All of them died, except nine.
How many sheep does the shepherd have?
I don't know.
He had 17. All of them died, except 9.
How many does he have?
8.
I can understand your answer.
Fast mathematics.
You wake up at 9, you go to sleep at 8.
How many hours do you sleep?
I go to sleep at 9?
You wake up at 9, you go to sleep at 8.
11.
Yes?
8 and 20 are two different things to be clear.
Ah okay.
I don't know.
How come...?
You wake up at 9, you go to sleep at 8. How many hours do you sleep?
One hour.
Great!
No, something is wrong here...
You gave the right answer.
Really?
You wake up at 9 and you go to sleep at 8.
Yeah.
So it's an hour.
But there's something tricky about it.
No, you gave the right answer.
Really?
Yes.
Other people say 23.
Which month has 28 days?
February.
10 ravens were sitting on a tree.
I mean, the birds. 10 birds.
3 of them were killed.
How many ravens are there on the tree?
Seven.
0 because all of them flew away.
Boom!
On the top of the roof a rooster laid an egg.
On the very top.
On which side will this egg fall down?
It won't fall down.
Why?
Because if it has balance, it won't fall.
It doesn't have and it will fall down.
It will fall on the front.
A rooster doesn't lay eggs.
Tell me, which month has 28 days?
February.
Because sometimes it has 29 days.
Only February?
Yes.
I thought that every month has 28 days.
Then you are wrong.
Doesn't January have 28 days?
No.
Then how many?
31
If it has 31 days, it has 28 days.
Ah, yeah, right.
Thanks!
Is 22nd of July in France?
I don't know.
Maybe there is.
Is it or not?
I don't know.
There isn't.
A shepherd had 17 sheep.
All of them died, except 9.
How many sheep does the shepherd have?
All of them except 9?
So all of them or nine?
He had 17 sheep. Hi!
All of them died, except 9.
How many did he have?
17.
12.
On the Polish-Czech border a rooster laid an egg.
Who does this egg belong to?
Polish-Czech?
Yes.
I think Poland.
Which month has 28 days?
February.
February.
Every month.
A question for you, you don't talk much.
You're a plane's pilot. There are two Germans and three Poles on board.
Who's the plane's pilot?
I don't know.
Two Germans and three Poles...
A German and a Pole I guess...
I don't know.
You are a plane's pilot.
There are a Russian, a German and two Poles on board.
Who's the plane's pilot?
How come - who?
Once again.
You're a plane's pilot...
There are a Russian, a German and two Poles on board.
Who's the plane's pilot?
From the three nationalities?
In general, who's the pilot?
The one who...
Who?
What do you mean? What do you mean - who?
Who's the plane's pilot?
I don't know. I don't know what you mean.
A ship is 50 ells long.
How many el(bows) does the captain have?
You will make it look like I give the wrong answer, right?
How can I know that?
Think about it.
I don't want to answer. I'm shy.
I will say something stupid and the Internet will laugh at me.
Please, I know how this will end.
Keep talking.
Don't answer, they will really do it. They will destroy you.
Give a normal answer, it's simple.
Once again. The ship is 50 ells long.
It's 50 ells long and how many el(bows) does the ship's captain have?
Two.
And what, does thinking hurt?
2 elbows.
He was talking shit in the beginning so we will destroy him on the Internet.
Sorry, I'm a bit sick.
Okay, we got it.
A doctor told you to take pills every 30 minutes.
How many pills did you take in an hour?
Every 30 minutes?
2.
Yeah, two.
Are you sure?
In an hour?
Well, yes, two.
An hour has 30 minutes.
30.
Every 30 minutes.
You take a pill at 00:00 for example.
Then at 00:30, 30 minutes.
And the whole hour, it's 60 minutes.
Yes.
But you start at :00, then 00:30...
Ah yeah, then three.
But you said two.
Okay, one more question.
Okay.
You're a ship's pilot.
Or not.
A plane's pilot.
There are three Germans and two Poles.
Who's the plane's pilot?
Me.
Why?
You said that I'm the pilot.
You see. If you want to, you can do it.
Jesus, maybe you will ask me about Maths?
Yeah.
No...
Come on, it's simple. Ready?
A shepherd has 17 sheep.
All of them died, except nine.
How many sheep does the shepherd have?
All of them died, except 9?
Yes.
8.
Or none.
Then how many?
8 or none.
Okay, thank you.
See you on the Internet.
He gave you three pills and told you to take them every 30 minutes.
How much time does the treatment take?
30 minutes.
A doctor gave you three pills.
He told you to take one every 30 minutes.
How much time does the treatment take?
90 minutes?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
It takes as long as he told me to take the pills.
Which month are black babies born?
I guess every month.
Yes?
And not the ninth month?
Ah, yeah, the ninth month.
Tell me... A stick has two ends.
How many ends do 7 and a half of stick have?
No, I don't know...
There's a guy.
He's wearing black clothes.
He has no shiny or reflective things.
No emblems that make him stand out.
A car is passing, its lights are off.
Despite all that, the car stopped in front of him. Why?
I don't know.
Maybe he was smiling and his teeth were very white.
It was daytime.
Did you say that before?
Did I have to?
I don't know.
I didn't say that it was night, that's the most important thing.
A doctor gave you three pills.
He told you to take one every 30 minutes.
How much time does the treatment take?
3 pills every 30 minutes? How much time does it take?
Yes.
3 pills... I think 10 minutes.
How much?
10 minutes.
3 pills, 30 minutes.
I guess it's 10 minutes.
A shepherd had 17 minutes.
All of them died, except 9.
How many sheep does the shepherd have?
8.
Why?
No... All of them died... Then all of them died.
A shepherd has 17 sheep.
All of them died, except 9.
How many sheep does the shepherd have?
I don't know, sorry.
I guess 8. I think 8.
But all of them died, except 9.
So...
I don't know. I guess I'm stupid.
So your answer is 8.
Yes.
In which month are black babies born?
I don't know. Every month.
The ninth month.
Ah, that's what you meant.
On the Polish-Czech border a rooster laid an egg.
Which country does this egg belong to?
Once again.
On the Polish-Czech border a rooster laid an egg. Who does this egg belong to?
On the Polish-Czech border?
There's an egg?
A rooster laid an egg. Whose egg is it?
But it laid in rather on the Polish or on the Czech side?
In the middle, on the border.
Then it doesn't belong to anyone.
A half here, a half there...
It's the border, so...
But if the rooster laid it?
Then it belongs to the rooster.
A doctor gave you three pills.
He asked you to take them every 30 minutes.
How much time does the treatment take?
There was no answer in this question.
Excuse me?
There's no answer for this question.
How come?
A doctor gave you three pills. He told you to take them every 30 minutes. How much time does the treatment take?
Theoretically, it should take 1,5 hour,but...
No, an hour.
Ah yes.
Have a nice day.
You're a ship's captain.
One German, three Poles and one Russian are on board.
Who's the ship's captain?
A German, three Poles and a Russian?
Yes.
What do you think?
It's hard, hard, hard...
Only one can be a captain, right?
Yes.
Exactly.
If there are three Poles, then it must be one of them.
But we don't know which one.
It must be one of the Poles.
I guess it's one of the Poles.
Tell me...
A stick has two ends.
How many ends do 7,5 sticks have?
7,5 sticks? 15.
A stick has two ends...
And 7,5 sticks?
7 sticks... 7...
Two ends, right?
So 7,5 sticks have two ends?
No. I'm 100% sure.
Excuse me?
I'm not good at Maths.
Which month has 28 days?
February.
But sometimes it has more.
Every 4 years it has more days.
So which one?
Which month?
Yes.
February.
And why not every month?
Got you!
A guy is wearing black clothes.
He has no flashlight or anything that could make him more visible.
Despite all that, a car stopped in front of him. Why?
That's the question?
Yes.
Once again.
A man is wearing black clothes.
He's walking down the street.
He has no flashlight and nothing that could make him any more visible.
But a car stopped in front of him. Why?
Because the car has the lights on?
The car's lights are not on.
It's not possible that a car doesn't have lights on at night.
Who said that it was night?
Yes.
You said it was dark.
No, I said that the man was wearing black clothes.
I told you I can't take part in this...
In which month are black babies born?
I don't know, God...
Black babies?
I don't know.
Say something.
I don't know... In January?
The ninth month.
Why?
They are born in the ninth month.
Why?
In which month were you born?
The ninth.
That's right. Black babies are people, too.
Okay, but why in the ninth month?
Because they are born.
Okay.
A rooster laid an egg on the Polish-Czech border.
Who does this egg belong to?
To the rooster?
I don't know.
It's tricky.
But the rooster laid it on the Polish-Czech border. Whose egg is it?
I don't know.
I don't know. It belongs to Poland?
Excuse me?
To Poland?
Great.
Two.
I don't know. Wait. Think once again.
A stick has two ends. How many ends do 7 and a half stick have?
How many ends...
I know this question.
Seven and a half...
Two.
Are you recording?
You wasn't recording?
Okay, we got it.
A shepherd had 17 sheep.
No...
All of them died, except 9.
How many sheep does the shepherd have?
All of them died, except 9?
17.
But all of them died, except 9.
He has none.
A stick has two ends.
How many ends do 7,5 stick have?
7,5...
I don't know.
No, I don't know.
I don't know.
Say something.
No, I won't...
In which month are black babies born?
I don't know.
I mean...
He's right. Every month.
The ninth month.
In which month are black babies born?
Every month.
Every month.
I thought in the ninth month. Have a nice day.
A ship is 50 ells long.
How many el(bows) does the captain have?
I won't answer, because you will make me look stupid.
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