- Hi everyone, I'm Jerry James Stone,
  and in today's video, well,  we're doing political pancakes.
  And I guess you can't really  do politics these days
  without getting Trumped,  which America has been
  for the past two years,  so we're gonna pancake him
  because it's really the only way
  that we can stand him.
  We have Jasmine here of Get Caked LA.
  She's gonna show you how.
  (energetic music)
  - [Jasmine] So, this  one's a tough pancake.
  Okay, this one hurts me.
  - [Jerry] This pancake did  not get the popular vote.
  - [Jasmine] No. No, no, no.
  And the coolest thing is,  is I can make this pancake
  look like whatever I wanna  make it look like. (laughs)
  - [Jerry] Which is pretty  much an orange anus
  'cause that's what it looks like.
  - [Jasmine] That's exactly what it is.
  It's really just an orange anus.
  Don't confuse yourself with anything else,
  just picture an orange anus
  every single time you see this person.
  (Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
  - [Jerry] Already did.
  (Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
  - [Jasmine] So he's got  a bunch of wrinkles,
  I'm gonna help him out.
  - [Jerry] For a guy who really likes
  to make fun of everyone's looks, you know,
  - [Jasmine] He really does  not have the best look.
  - [Jerry] No, and I  mean I don't, I really,
  so like when they did that  whole, like naked Trump statue
  thing, I was really against that
  because I don't--
  - [Jasmine] That's not cool.
  - [Jerry] I don't like body shaming anyone
  even if I don't like them, and--
  - [Jasmine] No, no it's not okay, yeah.
  - [Jerry] I don't like  making fun of people
  for their weight or their looks
  or things that they can't help,
  so, but the fact that he  makes fun of so many people
  for their looks and looks  like he does, you know.
  - [Jasmine] It kind of  amazes me, honestly.
  - [Jerry] Right? (laughs)
  This pancake is being  brought to you by Russia.
  - [Jasmine] Ugh (laughs)
  Russia, get out of here, Russia.
  (Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
  So he's cooking.
  - [Jerry] That's the lips?
  - [Jasmine] Yes it is, yeah.
  Yeah he's got weird lips.
  (Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
  This one's gonna be one of my faves.
  - [Jerry] This is amazing.
  - [Jasmine] And the coolest thing is,
  is like I've only really been asked
  to make his pancake one other time, okay,
  so this is the second time
  I'm actually making this specific pancake.
  - [Jerry] Well 'cause it  probably would give you
  food poisoning even if  the pancake was great.
  - [Jasmine] I would have gotten  sick just making it, okay?
  I would have gotten sick  just making it. (laughs)
  Okay, now you gotta get this crazy hair,
  hold on.
  Alright.
  You know I gotta talk to his stylist
  and let him know, I got him.
  (Jerry laughs)
  I'll do the hair for you, don't you worry.
  - [Jerry] You saw that  video where he's getting
  on the plane and the hair flips around.
  - [Jasmine] Oh my gosh, his  wig starts flying everywhere?
  I've totally seen that video.
  It's hilarious.
  Alright so now that we have  gotten the outline done
  I'm gonna fill him in with  his perfect skin color.
  - [Jerry] If we have any Donald  Trump supporters watching,
  please stop.
  - [Jasmine] Please turn  this off right now.
  - [Jerry] Yeah, go do something else,
  like you know, vote Democrat.
  (Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
  - [Jasmine] Please, please!
  Also, guys, do not forget to register
  to vote this year. It's super important
  that you guys do that.
  - [Jerry] As we've learned.
  - [Jasmine] Yes, please register to vote.
  Your voice and opinion matters.
  - [Jerry] Unless you're Republican.
  - [Jasmine] And then  you guys just stay home.
  No, I'm just kidding.
  (Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
  - [Jerry] You should stay home but really,
  okay yeah you just stole  that one, nevermind.
  (mumbling)
  - [Jasmine] Yes, exactly.
  We encourage everybody to vote.
  So I'm gonna add his hair color.
  We'd agree right?
  His hair is almost like a dirty blonde.
  It's a dirty blonde, right?
  - [Jerry] And it kind  of reminds me of like
  there's like that dog  hair that's really fine
  and kinda flows, you know,
  it's kind of like that.
  - [Jasmine] Wispy, wispy, it's very wispy.
  - [Jerry] It is wispy.
  Just like his politics.
  - [Jasmine] Yes, very wispy, very far out.
  What color should I do the outline?
  Should I just do a red outline?
  - [Jerry] It should be  black like his soul.
  - [Jasmine] He is black, inside and out.
  (Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
  - [Jerry] But red for Russia?
  - [Jasmine] Red's for Russia,  we're doing red, alright.
  (Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
  - [Jerry] God, this looks amazing.
  - [Jasmine] I can't wait for  the flip of this one, honestly.
  - [Jerry] I did go as Trump for Halloween.
  - [Jasmine] No.
  - [Jerry] I'll have to show,
  I'll put a photo in the video
  so you guys can see this.
  I got these really, like  midget hand type things
  like, that's not the appropriate word,
  but really tiny hands,
  I mean they look like they're  enlarged Barbie hands.
  - [Jasmine] Oh my gosh.
  - [Jerry] So I made like a great hat
  and like I painted my face orange
  and I had the little tiny  hands, it was awesome.
  - [Jasmine] Oh my gosh,
  if you guys don't know,  Jerry is over six feet, okay?
  So he dressed up as Trump for Halloween
  and he is six foot plus right now, okay?
  I would love to see those pictures
  like you really do have  to share those, please.
  - [Jerry] I definitely will.
  - [Jasmine] That's gonna be the best.
  So who's gonna eat this pancake?
  No's goes.
  (Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
  Just kidding.
  - [Jerry] This probably  will be actually performing
  a ritual where we will bind Trump
  from doing harm to others and himself.
  - [Jasmine] This is actually  a sacrificial pancake
  that we have here for you guys.
  - [Jerry] Exactly, our next  video is all witchcraft
  on preventing Trump.
  - [Jasmine] Please tune in.
  (Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
  He's a slow cooker.
  - [Jerry] Yeah well he's slow.
  (Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
  - [Jasmine] I wonder what people think,
  I remember one time I  was shooting this video
  and they said something that was like
  super controversial  and then they were like
  alright just cut that out
  it's gonna be way too controversial
  and it's like, well, let people decide.
  - [Jerry] Yeah.
  - [Jasmine] Give people  the choice, you know?
  - [Jerry] Exactly.
  - [Jasmine] Give people the choice.
  - [Jerry] Actually, because  I got really political
  with the election stuff, I have lost fans
  through being anti-Trump  on my social channels.
  - [Jasmine] Oh I believe it.
  - [Jerry] Oddly enough gotten more fans
  from being anti-Trump,
  - [Jasmine] Really, good fans.
  - [Jerry] So I've lost some people
  but I've gotten more people from it.
  - [Jasmine] You've gotten  the good fans back, okay?
  You've lost the ones that are okay,
  and then you got the real good ones.
  So he's gotta cook just a little bit more,
  he's kinda stiff on the other side.
  He's a real stiff guy.
  His hair is stiff, okay,  everything's real stiff.
  - [Jerry] He's bubblin'.
  - [Jasmine] I know, and the crazy thing is
  is like I've only had  one person ask for that
  but they only asked for him in orange.
  They only wanted me to make him in orange.
  It's appropriate. (laughs)
  It's very appropriate.
  - [Jerry] I mean I'm okay with teasing him
  about the orange thing  'cause that's a fake tan
  so like it's not like  it's his natural color.
  - [Jasmine] It's not him.
  - [Jerry] He did it.
  - [Jasmine] He did that to himself.
  - [Jerry] Yeah if you do it to yourself
  you're open for shaming,
  but you know, like the nude statue thing
  where he was like, you know,  obese with a tiny weenie
  thing, I thought that was kind of harsh.
  - [Jasmine] That one was  kind of messed up, yeah.
  Yeah and that's.
  - [Jerry] No body shaming.
  Orange shaming is totally okay.
  - [Jasmine] Yeah, go a little lighter
  on your spray tan, everything else.
  - [Jerry] Cheeto von Tweeto  that's what I'm gonna call him.
  - [Jasmine] Cheeto von Tweeto.
  (Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
  The only thing that's stuck to the grill
  is his mouth.
  (Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
  - [Jerry] That's appropriate.
  (Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
  When we count down do we do it in Russian?
  - [Jasmine] How do you say it?
  (Jerry and Jasmine laughing)
  - [Jerry] If you know what three, two, one
  in Russian is, please leave a comment.
  So, you ready to flip?
  - [Jasmine] I think so!
  You guys ready?
  - [Jerry] Yeah.
  - [Jasmine] Alright, so not in Russian
  'cause I'm not familiar with Russian
  but on the count of three, two, one?
  - [Jerry] Okay.
  - [Jasmine] Alright, ready?
  - [Jerry And Jasmine] Three, two, one.
  - [Jerry] Aww, there he is!  In all of his orange glory.
  - [Jasmine] I like how he has
  only one tooth at the bottom. (laughing)
  - [Jerry] Well, he's a baby.
  - [Jasmine] He is a big baby.
  - [Jerry] He is a baby,  you know, baby Trump.
  - [Jasmine] He has one  tooth at the bottom.
  - So that's how you draw Trump  - and a perfect
  - [Jerry] As a pancake  if you're maybe bored
  or you know wanna torture it
  or do a ritual type thing
  - [Jasmine] Or you wanna  torture yourself, yeah.
  - [Jerry] to stop him from doing evil.
  - [Jasmine] Yeah.
  - So there you have it,  a Donald Trump pancake.
  It's hard to even say it  without just feeling depressed
  but you know what,
  that's just the way it goes.
  You know, America right now is  just a big dumpster fire
  and we're just all here together with it.
  At least with a pancake,  you can destroy it,
  eat it, do whatever you want
  to get all of your aggression out
  about Donald Trump. And,  if you voted for him,
  I'm sorry, and if you didn't I'm also
  really, really, really sorry.
  I'm kinda curious what flavor  you would make this pancake.
  I'm thinking peach and mint.
  Peach and mint.
  Impeachment flavored pancake.
  Or Cheeto, whatever.
  Whatever flavor you wanna do.
  Anyway let us know what you think.
  If you wanna share your photo
  of a pancake art online, over on Twitter,
  hit up Jasmine @GetCakeLA
  or me @JerryJamesStone,
  if you liked this video  give me a thumbs up.
  If you wanna see more subscribe.
  I release a couple videos every week
  here on YouTube and also  if you have something
  that you wanna see, drop a comment below.
  I'll see you guys next time.
  Don't forget to vote.
  (energetic music)
     
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