well come Peeing Yourself
today's word of the day is Mick chirring
did you come here to listen to me talk
about juvenile topics you tell bad puns
well you're in luck it's what you didn't
arm that really pisses me off you all
read the title you know what this video
is going to be about being yourself
James is running out of ideas in my
adult life I've had so many close calls
with not making it to the toilet
I'm surprised they haven't pooped my
pants more often one time when I was in
college I was walking home from campus
and I sort of had that feeling that I
needed to go
I thought I could make it back to my
dorm but then when I was walking back i
just couldn't hold it so i started just
looking it back home
apparently running makes it so you poop
faster though but I first through the
front door and I just went straight for
the bathroom and it was close very very
close but I made it if the front door
was locked
I don't know what I would have done
another time i had a close call is
playing pokemon go
it was pretty similar the first story he
could shoo more like this that you never
mind i don't have a clean record
there's been times when I was a kid and
I soiled my britches before I tell you
stories about my childhood I just wanted
to say that according to my mom I was
potty-trained very easily now I have no
memory of this but apparently every time
you my twin sister went to the bathroom
in the toilet we got Eminem and my twin
sister bless her soul was having some
trouble learning how to do it so instead
i just shared my mms with her and
everyone was happy except it's been 20
years and she's still not potty trained
I'm still giving em to this day I've had
a couple of accidents happen when I was
in elementary school but only like two
times though promise
the first type in my pants in class I
was in the first grade my first grade
teacher was just humongous the object
humongous person literally she was
pregnant for the first nine months of my
first-grade career I deal with this
pregnant person and even as little tiny
six-year-old I hated her
now I'll give her the benefit of the
doubt he say that we are probably honry
little six-year-old but i wouldn't
expect six-year-old to be well behaved
so why would you get a pregnant person
feel sick all the time to be our teacher
was because you couldn't afford
maternity leave
one day she threw up in a trash can
right in front of us and we all just
that they're not really doing or saying
anything i made a video about this a
long time ago but one time I twin sister
got injured on a trampoline and she had
to be in a wheelchair for a couple of
months that happened while we were in
first grade
the one time when we were in class there
was a fire drill and a teacher told my
sister that you had to get out of the
wheelchair so she could get out of the
chair her legs work just fine
it was a fact that was injured but I
mean what if she was actually bound that
wheelchair do we not have an escape
route for the disabled believe that
share behind it will only slow you down
what you need that care to move around
well it's gonna have to iron but it gets
to work to get out of the school we had
to go up these stairs and I was helping
my sister walk up them you know because
the doctor told her she shouldn't be
walking at all and my teacher solve it
she knew my sister was in a wheelchair
two minutes ago and she said down how
pair you know how when you're a little
kid and you think that adults know
everything and they're always telling
you to do the right thing that should
have been my first clue that
nope what a female dog not just that a
pregnant female dog so when they asked
if I could go to the bathroom and can
you guess what you said she said no I
forget the exact circumstances but you
shouldn't ever tell a six-year-old that
they can't go to the bathroom because
guess what they can and they will that
hand raised
that's not really asking for permission
that's giving you a warning i raised my
hand a second time
uh do you remember when you told me I
couldn't go to the back room
well we have a bigger problem now I was
a new curse words back then you know
that kid that was inside my teachers
belly could be watching this right now
and have no idea how stupid their mom
this is why I'm never getting pregnant
the second time I peed myself i forgot
what great i was then hopefully i was
still in first grade it definitely
wasn't 12th grade but this time it was
at recess and I didn't know that you go
to the bathroom at recess
I thought the school was locked up
trying to really go to the bathroom and
I did and all my classmates that I peed
myself and I told them no I was drinking
water in the water rolled down my face
now
aggregated in my groin region which if I
was gonna lie should've just said that I
spilled water on my pants
no one believed me except for one person
my twin sister I knew saving here in
that fire drill was a good move but yeah
everyone else was right i did make sure
eight myself so guys let's talk i'm
going to tell you something I thought I
would take to my grave
so if we ever meet each other in real
life you're not allowed to make fun of
me for this
I James was a bad winter until I was
eight years old
look who's back master i was good going
to the toilet when I was conscious but
being unconscious I i was uncontrollable
if we're counting the total time in my
life that I've had an accident then
there's too many to count
there are many days when I'd wake up to
wet bed sheets that have to change my
sleeping position and try and get some
more sleep
the worst part about wetting the bed is
that you have no control over it you're
gambling every time you went to sleep
there were some things i would try to
help me not wet myself one thing where
these things called goodnight
they were pretty much diapers with a
bigger kid on the package your life hit
a low point when you have to wear
diapers for a second time i would hate
putting these things on because they're
totally stupid and I'm eight years old I
don't need diaper I literally never
slept with him on one I would take them
off every night before we go to bed i
hated those things I'd rather pee my
pants and wear diaper so since i didn't
like those i tried this alarm thing with
joyful hated you put a clamp on your
underpants and you put this thing called
an alarm unit right next to your face
and you sleep with this contraption of
uncomfortableness on you and if you
started to pee that would trigger the
alarm which would blast loud noise in
your face and that was supposed to wake
you up like hey you're playing problem
was that every time the alarm went off
I was too tired to remember what was
going on so I would just think with this
any get this loud noise away for me I
would just rip off the alarm and throw
it away and go back to sleep without
realizing what i was doing sort of like
what I do now with a real alarm then I
go back to bed wake up in the morning
and realize oh
that's why the alarm went off then later
I got some pills from some doctor I
don't remember what was in them but
every time I had a pill I wouldn't want
the bed but then one day I had a pill i
still want to that dough and i woke up
with clean sheet and everyone the bed
again after that I grew out of it
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