Waching daily Jan 29 2017

well come Peeing Yourself

today's word of the day is Mick chirring

did you come here to listen to me talk

about juvenile topics you tell bad puns

well you're in luck it's what you didn't

arm that really pisses me off you all

read the title you know what this video

is going to be about being yourself

James is running out of ideas in my

adult life I've had so many close calls

with not making it to the toilet

I'm surprised they haven't pooped my

pants more often one time when I was in

college I was walking home from campus

and I sort of had that feeling that I

needed to go

I thought I could make it back to my

dorm but then when I was walking back i

just couldn't hold it so i started just

looking it back home

apparently running makes it so you poop

faster though but I first through the

front door and I just went straight for

the bathroom and it was close very very

close but I made it if the front door

was locked

I don't know what I would have done

another time i had a close call is

playing pokemon go

it was pretty similar the first story he

could shoo more like this that you never

mind i don't have a clean record

there's been times when I was a kid and

I soiled my britches before I tell you

stories about my childhood I just wanted

to say that according to my mom I was

potty-trained very easily now I have no

memory of this but apparently every time

you my twin sister went to the bathroom

in the toilet we got Eminem and my twin

sister bless her soul was having some

trouble learning how to do it so instead

i just shared my mms with her and

everyone was happy except it's been 20

years and she's still not potty trained

I'm still giving em to this day I've had

a couple of accidents happen when I was

in elementary school but only like two

times though promise

the first type in my pants in class I

was in the first grade my first grade

teacher was just humongous the object

humongous person literally she was

pregnant for the first nine months of my

first-grade career I deal with this

pregnant person and even as little tiny

six-year-old I hated her

now I'll give her the benefit of the

doubt he say that we are probably honry

little six-year-old but i wouldn't

expect six-year-old to be well behaved

so why would you get a pregnant person

feel sick all the time to be our teacher

was because you couldn't afford

maternity leave

one day she threw up in a trash can

right in front of us and we all just

that they're not really doing or saying

anything i made a video about this a

long time ago but one time I twin sister

got injured on a trampoline and she had

to be in a wheelchair for a couple of

months that happened while we were in

first grade

the one time when we were in class there

was a fire drill and a teacher told my

sister that you had to get out of the

wheelchair so she could get out of the

chair her legs work just fine

it was a fact that was injured but I

mean what if she was actually bound that

wheelchair do we not have an escape

route for the disabled believe that

share behind it will only slow you down

what you need that care to move around

well it's gonna have to iron but it gets

to work to get out of the school we had

to go up these stairs and I was helping

my sister walk up them you know because

the doctor told her she shouldn't be

walking at all and my teacher solve it

she knew my sister was in a wheelchair

two minutes ago and she said down how

pair you know how when you're a little

kid and you think that adults know

everything and they're always telling

you to do the right thing that should

have been my first clue that

nope what a female dog not just that a

pregnant female dog so when they asked

if I could go to the bathroom and can

you guess what you said she said no I

forget the exact circumstances but you

shouldn't ever tell a six-year-old that

they can't go to the bathroom because

guess what they can and they will that

hand raised

that's not really asking for permission

that's giving you a warning i raised my

hand a second time

uh do you remember when you told me I

couldn't go to the back room

well we have a bigger problem now I was

a new curse words back then you know

that kid that was inside my teachers

belly could be watching this right now

and have no idea how stupid their mom

this is why I'm never getting pregnant

the second time I peed myself i forgot

what great i was then hopefully i was

still in first grade it definitely

wasn't 12th grade but this time it was

at recess and I didn't know that you go

to the bathroom at recess

I thought the school was locked up

trying to really go to the bathroom and

I did and all my classmates that I peed

myself and I told them no I was drinking

water in the water rolled down my face

now

aggregated in my groin region which if I

was gonna lie should've just said that I

spilled water on my pants

no one believed me except for one person

my twin sister I knew saving here in

that fire drill was a good move but yeah

everyone else was right i did make sure

eight myself so guys let's talk i'm

going to tell you something I thought I

would take to my grave

so if we ever meet each other in real

life you're not allowed to make fun of

me for this

I James was a bad winter until I was

eight years old

look who's back master i was good going

to the toilet when I was conscious but

being unconscious I i was uncontrollable

if we're counting the total time in my

life that I've had an accident then

there's too many to count

there are many days when I'd wake up to

wet bed sheets that have to change my

sleeping position and try and get some

more sleep

the worst part about wetting the bed is

that you have no control over it you're

gambling every time you went to sleep

there were some things i would try to

help me not wet myself one thing where

these things called goodnight

they were pretty much diapers with a

bigger kid on the package your life hit

a low point when you have to wear

diapers for a second time i would hate

putting these things on because they're

totally stupid and I'm eight years old I

don't need diaper I literally never

slept with him on one I would take them

off every night before we go to bed i

hated those things I'd rather pee my

pants and wear diaper so since i didn't

like those i tried this alarm thing with

joyful hated you put a clamp on your

underpants and you put this thing called

an alarm unit right next to your face

and you sleep with this contraption of

uncomfortableness on you and if you

started to pee that would trigger the

alarm which would blast loud noise in

your face and that was supposed to wake

you up like hey you're playing problem

was that every time the alarm went off

I was too tired to remember what was

going on so I would just think with this

any get this loud noise away for me I

would just rip off the alarm and throw

it away and go back to sleep without

realizing what i was doing sort of like

what I do now with a real alarm then I

go back to bed wake up in the morning

and realize oh

that's why the alarm went off then later

I got some pills from some doctor I

don't remember what was in them but

every time I had a pill I wouldn't want

the bed but then one day I had a pill i

still want to that dough and i woke up

with clean sheet and everyone the bed

again after that I grew out of it