I feel like I wore this [shirt] in like 3 of my videos before, but...
I swear I have more shirts
Hello
Today you have an amazing opportunity to dive into my weird and cringy past
Because as a child I was freaking weird...and cringy [duh]
We are going to read my old childhood diary
Little disclamer
As some of you may know or hear by my accent
English is not my mother tongue
So all notes and stories in my diary are written in russian
Even though I'm Ukrainian
And I'll try my best to translate everything correctly
By the way, I won't read everything
Probably...we'll see!
That's not my only diary
For some reasons I freaking loved starting new diaries
I have never finished any of them
THIS is my diary
I was about 7 or 8 years old when I started it
and now I'm almost 18, so this diary is like 10 years old!
ans this diary starts with little notes that say:
PLEASE, DON'T READ, SECRET, NO ONE. and a smiley face
DON'T READ! SECRET! NO ONE!
The first page
Dear diary. I'm almost Garfield
just my mouth is not that big
I really loved Garfield as a child
I was obsessed with Garfield
oh, and there's another little note here
NO ONE SHOULD READ IT
Because it's a secret, okay?
The second note
Dear diary
OMG, THERE'S SO MANY SPELLING MISTAKES
If you're Russian or if you know russian - you'll see them
I like band Queen
And I don't care that they smoke
and that Freddie Bulsara drank drugs
Ok, first of all, I wrote Freddie Bulsara
Probably, I wanted to write his real name
Farrokh Bulsara
But I just mixed everything together, because I'm a freaking genius
And also, yeah, I wrote drank drugs
Because I didn't know how people use {do} drugs
I though that they just drink it
I think I should thank my parents
Diary, I want to lose some weight
Just then I won't be Garfield
When I was in the Kindergarden I was very skinny
and when I got to school I gained a lot of weight
People actually never made fun of me because of my weight
But they always said 'If you lose weight, you'll be beautiful'
Even my relatives told me 'If you lose weight you'll be beautiful'
And that always made me sad, because that meant that I'm not beautiful
Which is not a good thing to tell to your kid
Diary, I'm in one team, but I don't know why
My parents and I were invited to my godfather's house
to some kind of party
and I was the youngest there and I had no one to talk to
and my godfather's wife suggested me to go outside and play with kids from their neighbourhood
and there were two teenagers
I don't remember their names. And I don't even remember how they look like
I think they were like about 12 or 13 yers old
and at that time it was [for me] like
WOW, I'M HANGING OUT WITH OLDER PEOPLE
I'M AWESOME
They told me about their team
They were like a team that fights with supernatural
and they gave me their phone number
like landline phone
And they said to me ' If you see anything weird, or strange, or supernatural, just call us
...and we will talk about it'
and I was like YEAH, because I belived in supernatural
still kind of believe
but at that time it was like 'OMG ,WE HAVE A TEAM THAT FIGHTS WITH SUPERNATURAL!
OMG! And I'm a part of it!'
And I didn't really know why they decided to include me
because I was just a little chubby weirdo
and let me tell you ,once I called them
Because I thought that my neighbour is a vampire
She had really sharp teeth and ginger hair
and her skin was pale AF
And I was so frightened of her
She was so creepy
She talked very quiet and calm
and she smiled
and I decided to call this team
When I first called - no one answered
Then I called for a second time
And someone answered
But I hUng up immediately
Because I was too shy to talk on the phone
and I'm still shy. I don't like talking on the phones
OKAY! I think I found a perfect story to end this video
Now, for real, I'm going to reveal one of my dirtiest secrets of that time
I'm going to reveal one of me biggest crush[es?] at the age of 7/8 y.o.
and I was so embarrassed....like, for real
I was embarrassed
And not because on whom I had crush
Bacause of the fact that I had crush
I was so embarrassed
and I didn't want people to know that I have crush
it even has a warning
'Please don't read'
I'm sure it always works if you write 'Please don't read'
Diary...
I like Fred from Scooby Doo
He's very handsome
Let me tell you, I didn't like him
I really had a crush on him
I was in love with him
And no no no
Not from a live-action movie
from a cartoon
I had a biggest crush on a cartoon
I always had crushes on animated heroes
Peter Pan was one of me biggest crushes at the age of 3
So, that's it
Maybe, we'll do it again
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and leave in comments...
just tell me that you were weird and cringy as a child as well
that will make me feel better
OK, BYE
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