Thứ Tư, 27 tháng 9, 2017

Waching daily Sep 27 2017

We're going to...

...Norway.

- Again.

Yes, again, to pick up my car.

Uhm...

Then we go to a car cemetery.

- Yeah

In Sweden!

So we have to drop Lars off at the border again...

Dammit!!

I think it's kinda a remote area.

- I think it's just a village, and the village IS the car cemetery.

That's possible.

- So that's what we're going to do today...

- So that's what we're going to do today... we hope.

Hi! - Hello!

Hi.

You seriously have an ugly face...

What an ugly face!

- Look at yourself fatso.

You ruïn such a nice view.

Happy to be back at your car?

- Yeah!

I thought so.

Good spot!

Good spot! - Yeah!

Where are we?

*tries Norwegian*

- Yeah, the Norwegian border.

Ah, ofcourse!

Build well!

Build well! Peugeot...

Aah f*ck!

The backbox itself isn't hot, the tip on the other hand...

We arrived at...

... the car junkyard!

Well...

More like a car cemetery!

There are so many!

Is it weird that I'm getting horny from all of this?

- Nah. Just a little!?

Did you hear that? There's still someone in the trunk, haha!

This car...

Has a tree...

Which has grown through the dashboard...

But...

The trunk opens just fine, haha!

"Remember, in this place no one can hear you scream."

Beautiful!

We've just arrived at the campsite.

Well... camping... We have our own cottage!

Hello!

Welcome to our crib!

This is the most luxurious place you'll get for €35!

But this isn't bad at all!

€35 per night, for 3 people!

Beer!! - Haha!

There are some cold ones left in my cooler.

And put some of yours in the fridge.

And put some of yours in the fridge. - I was gonna do that.

What a luxury!

- Yeah, great!

Awesome.

Dutch people don't need much.

Dutch people don't need much. - No.

A fridge, a microwave.

- And the most important thing...

- Beer!

- Beer! Aah beer! <3

Hi!

I brought breakfast.

I brought breakfast. - Nice.

€11,70 for a pack of cigarettes...

- Yeah...

- Expensive hobby...

Hi!

Hi! - Hi!

Is this getting hot, or...?

Yeah, it's getting hot.

This nice fellow over here is making coffee.

- Everything here is expensive!

- I bought some salami. Do you want to know what I paid for some salami?

- Almost six euro!

- Almost six euro! No way!

For some salami?

- This was €6!

Lars?

- Yeah? Why is the bonnet up?

- Because there's a rattle...

- So I'm going to fix it.

ReezGarage-style?

ReezGarage-style? - ReezGarage-style.

Hi! - Hi!

It's time for a break...

At a nice spot.

- What a view, just stunning!

Best. Asphalt. Ever.

- Yeah, really good roads!

This road...

It's very short, but...

It's so cool!

You should really go here atleast once in your life.

It really is something to put on your bucketlist.

I mean...

Look at that view.

It's so cool!

I'll keep recording!

Well...

The Atlantic Road...

Yeah, over there

Brilliant road. Just brilliant.

This view too, by the way, haha.

But...

From now on, all of the miles we have left, are bringing us closer to home....

I hope you fall off of the mountain, haha!

Now we have to go back home again...

It wil take a few days...

Today back to the camping...

Tomorrow to...

It's two days of driving before we get to the ferry.

And one more day after we get off the ferry.

This looks like it's going to take a while...

3...

2...

1...

Go!

3...

2...

1...

Go!

How long before we get to Otta?

4,5km.

- 3,5km?

4,5km. This is Otta.

These ones are better than mine!

- Explain yourself...

These Durex's are better than my BillyBoy', because they tear!

Keep blowing!

What's the name of that "Teletubbie" again?

- You are the worst Teletubbie ever!

How many beers did you have Lars?

- One, haha!

- That's probably the worst!

Your looks fine!

Take a picture!

It's pretty big!

A little longer and it bursts!

- That won't take long I think....

Well... Condoms can get pretty big....

What's this?

The bonnet is up!

Why is that?

Why is that? - She needs some oil...

Did some light pop up or something?

Did some light pop up or something? - No... but....

I'm used to filling a litre every 1500km...

And I checked and filled her up before we left...

But from then until now I haven't checked...

- And how many km's have we done?

3.000? - 3.500

- Maby even 4.000

Until this morning, we've done 3.500km.

And today we've done 500km

She needed 0,75L oil.

But when you buy these cans, which are supposed to be a litre...

They only fill up too 0.9L, until the edge!

And they're not filled all the way up when you buy them so you only get about 0,8L oil.

What a scam!

That was a nice hoon back there, but my cooler shook all over the place!

We're ready to leave Dalen.

- It's a rainy day.

That doesn't matter, because we're leaving anyway.

So now we´re heading for the ferry.

- Over that mountain!

It's going to be a nice ride.

We're hoping to reach the ferry in time...

So we can cross to Denmark...

And then back home...

I'm already getting in a depression.

ReezGarage wild-life documentary.

Damn you nature!

Polishing your wheels?

*sigh*

You were sitting on a roll of toiletpaper for the whole trip?

So I can take a dump. That's what that fifth hole is for in my seat.

A cup under my seat so I can take a sh*t while driving!

The ferry, to Denmark

- Well, the terminal.

- The boat is over there.

Hello! - Hi!

I'm not in the mood for this...

Damn they're wearing fast...

- Atleast they handle well.

Ooh, yeah! They're brilliant!

I think I'm going to switch the wheels back and forward after the trip.

- How many miles have you driven with them?

Two months, ten-thousand kilometres.

- You drive like... 50.000km's a year, don't you?

No I've calculated it. If I keep on driving like I've been doing the past months....

Then I get around 90.000km's a year...

- No way!

So next year she'll be written off...

- Shut up! No way!

Pretty bad right?

And that with a GTi...

Which does 18km per litre in Norway, but 9km per litre back in Holland.....

- I don't know... Better air quality maby?

- More oxygen.

More oxygen in the air maby, and maby better fuel-quality?

- Less polution in the air or something.

Or we only went downhill, that's also a possibility.

- But before you can go downhill, you have to climb it first...

She looks good!

I was just in time, and she has a nice ass.

- I would smack that.

- Yes...

- Yes... Yes.

Nice zooming Anton!

Nice work!

If I were you I wouldn't get too close behind me. I think I'm going full wheelspin and maby backwards, haha.

Hi! I would clean it if I were you because it's covered in dust.

This is the hotel-life, smoking a cigarette out of the window.

- You know that's not allowed right?

Neither is speeding....

Six hours and 15 minutes to drive.

- At what time do we arrive?

21:07PM.

- 21:07PM?

No sorry, 19:07PM

Trucker lights on!

And here we go again.

Lars and I are in one lane!

- Yeah, we are getting rid of the traffic problem!

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Have You Moved On? / Gaby & Allison - Duration: 5:19.

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Nick Jonas Opens Up on Who Inspired 'Find You' - Duration: 2:32.

Yeah, who is it about?

[LAUGHTER]

Let's get into it.

OK.

No, actually, I wrote the song--

I was at Coachella, and I was with some friends.

And we were trying to find a stage that we wanted to go to

and jam out to.

I ended up at the rave tent for a few hours,

dancing and having fun much like the vibe here.

Yes.

And I went in the studios the next couple days

and said, what if I took a house beat and dance music approach

but did it to a pop song?

And it's actually just as much about finding out who I am

and being OK by myself first as it is about finding somebody.

So that's the answer.

All right, I don't believe you.

But um-- No, I do believe you.

It's a great song.

I really love it.

Thank you.

And you just turned 25.

You had a birthday recently.

What did you do to celebrate?

I did a few things.

I went and played a show at Angel Stadium after the game.

I'm a big baseball fan.

So I got to meet Albert Pujols and his family,

take batting practice, and I hit a home run out

of the stadium, which felt very cool.

What?

It was amazing.

It was a highlight of my life.

Oh, my god.

Have you ever done that before?

No, I I've never been able to get it out before.

But this time I got one out, and it was a big moment.

So I might be quitting music to go pursue a career there.

Yeah, we-- yeah.

But then I went to Disneyland the next day with some friends.

Joe came out, my brother Joe and a bunch of our friends.

And we did kind of the adult Disney World, Disneyland.

Yeah, so which that just means we drank some wine

and had a good time.

So you drank wine and then went on rides?

Bad choice.

I wouldn't advise it.

No, that's not a good choice at all.

So you're filming in Montreal right now.

You're filming a movie.

What's the name of the movie?

It's called "Chaos Walking."

Montreal is a great city, very French.

Yes, it is very French.

So I'm trying to get better at French.

What do you have so far?

Someone asked me how is your French?

I said it depends on who I'm talking to.

[LAUGHTER]

[CROWD WOOING]

So say you're talking to somebody

that you want to impress, what would you say?

Bonjour.

[LAUGHTER]

All right.

I've seen Beauty and the Beast.

I know that much.

All right, you need something more.

I know you're in Montreal, and you have to look the part.

So I got you a beret.

Oh, perfect.

--because you love hats.

I do love hats.

This is great.

See how this looks on you.

Yeah.

Here we go.

And then you can also--

hold on, we have to--

Please adjust, yeah.

--make sure that this part shows.

OK, yeah

Because we have to show that--

[LAUGHTER]

There we go.

There.

All right.

[SPEAKS FRENCH]

That's good.

[CLAPPING]

[LAUGHS]

How's it look?

Beautiful, it looks really good.

All right, it's great seeing you.

And--

Always good to see you.

--you're always amazing.

Go to Spotify to stream Nick's latest song "Find You."

I want to thank Nick Jonas.

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CATCH ME IF YOU CAN | Duck Life #4 - Duration: 17:07.

(Intros!!!) High in the mountains there...

Is one they speak of one of

Great immeasurable strength and power one to unite the world on all fronts

(Massive Breath)

One who is up there training to become the greatest duck

That has ever lived their name

Eggsy, Eggsy,Eggsy,Eggsy!

As a faint whisper on the wind yelled out

Go forth my child

That's right eggsy! we're back. We're back and we're ready to

Do the business

Eggs he's been training

off-camera

He's been up there. He's been flapping. He's been sprinting. He's been swimming. He's been wanking..

He's been trying his absolute best an eggs. He is now a force to be reckoned with

Energy level 150. It's maxed out. There's no more energy. You can get

Swim, level 120 to running a level of hundred and sixteen flying level a hundred. He is the best at flying

but fly he doesn't need to

He's got enough speed that as long as he gets a little a little running a little flap

He'll be in the air for a while

Ain't no taking him down. He is the strongest most handsome best

doc that this world has ever seen and

I am proud

honoured even

To call him my friend

Eggsy my boy, it's time to train in climbing we have mastered the sea the land the air now it's time to

master the vertical and

The land that meets the air

So it's all about how are we doing this?

Use the left and right keys to move your duck and press up to climb up ladders, okay?

Please please you got this kind of shit for me

All you have to do is hold up and left and right. FUCK YEAH!!

OH OH OH OH

Tricky Dicky

Like this music that's going on as well. It's a little weird

Not really my style I'd rather listen to something else when I'm up in the club getting

drinks and

Other things that you get in the club

like herpes (and bitches)

Eggsy

You're the master of running by now

Why have you not got this?

Why do you not realize how this works?

EGGSY EGGSY!!

Climbing level 2

He

he went 4,500 and he got to level 2

Use the up and down keys to climb press right to enter a cave and left to exit and watch out for warning signs for avalanches

If you

see one get into a cave. You have 60 seconds to get as high up as you can

Okay

I'm in I'm in there's an avalanche I'm fucking out again

What's that it's gonna? Be an avalanche oh there is? Okay? Ohhhh?

I see how it is, you go too high

The game is just bringing me back down eggsy is aiming high in the sky with his eyes

He wants to go the distance he wants to be the best duck that has ever lived

(Jack getting salty)

But the game is letting him down the game is basically like no don't reach too high we will bring you back down whoo

Use the left and right arrow keys to jump between each side of the canyon try not to get caught under various ledges

Okay

This is a weird one oh

Shit oh shit. Oh god. I almost fucked it up

Atta boy Eggsy

I've never seen a duck so great

And I've seen a lot of ducks in my life

Put around a long time y'all

Seen a lot of ducks. This is where we make up our fucking money

Nice that's my problem with some of these later levels is that the training segments suck

The first training segments felt fun these ones are all over the place

Be like this is one that I'm could be good at I need that the higher level you go the harder it is

Like the later levels were getting into it's getting hurt oh

Jesus fucking skrt skrt eggsy. What a beast?

Look at him go my boy

It's because of his mother's side of the family

She was an extra RAF gymnast

excellent climbers two rafts

So eggsy has a bit of giraffe in him

He misses his mom I wish his mom could be here to give him love and support

She could train him better than I ever could but I'm trying my best as a single duck somebody taught me not to get this

Somebody said that this can quit out on the way up the mountain

so I don't want to get that okay I

Want to get good I want your things that I'm good with

But some people also said

that I might need another duck because one of the races you need to have a level zero in flying to do I

Guess I could just avoid that race and not do that so I might just do that

I don't know if I actually can do that if I need a second duck it might be the end of the series I

know

sad times

But eggsy is the only one for me

No, I'm not a penguin. Why does everyone keep saying that no penguin could match my climbing

Okay, I might suck at this

So talk about it alright. I'll give your training another shot

But only cuz I feel sorry for you. Okay, I

Don't need your stinking game kite throwing the tower flag. It's over. It's over

He can't do it anymore. He's not ready I

Want him to be I

Want my boy to be ready, but he's just not giving me the business oh oh oh

Hey

nice relaxing climb

Hey Z I don't even know how you're doing this you're not you're just using your face and your feet

Remarkable

inspirational

motivational

Other words that describe

marish

That's eggsy

Put that into your tombstone boy

You're gonna live to be a hundred eighty thousand years old

because of these skills

You know what they say a great swimmer is a great winner

When I say where do you think Michael Phelps is doing so good?

That's X he's here. Oh, he looks up to him a lot. He's a bit jealous cuz Michael has arms eight levels

Why am I still here?

Making me look like a fool like a fool. What's this doc. I don't know how to fly

I'll only race you if you don't either. There's no flying in my race. I just don't like people who have more Skills than me

You know what nothing mr.. White doc in life

There's always going to be someone better than you there's always gonna be somebody who has a better skill than you in something

but you just gotta grab life by the feathers and

Pork and pluck until you leave life

pear skinned

Put it ready for the grill

Make life hero

- fine fuck off. I'm not racing you. It's at a pan

Sure why not you got a pan on your head eggsy you're cute was the mountain seller

or a pinwheel hat

Don't want that

No way that no, thank you. Well. Thank you

I guess we're just going back to the glacier, and I guess we're just gonna keep doing this

Until we either get good at it or until my mind

absolutely leaves me drains from my body into a soupy mixture son of a bitch I

Was in there you saw me enter the cave, and then I tied XE

XE don't look now. I think there's someone following you eggsy eggsy

Eggsy that's your new baby brother, it's

Your long-lost twin who's actually a different colour than you put your baby brother?

Morgan my boy come come. I will show you the world and a couple of things

Start training I I wonder I

Wonder if eggs is too good

If the game is mistreating him if his levels aren't going up because his levels and everything else are so immense if

I have a fresh new baby downy feather, ducky boy

Will he progress higher levels quicker?

Because he has less of a base going on if he doesn't then all of this was for naught. I

Fucked another duck to make a

Baby for no reason then oh

Look who's just as fast as eggsy at this eggsy Smurfs. We cook now level one

It's a joke XE claim show my son

I'm gonna be here until I'm old and grey and have saggy sweaty gray balls

Are you serious

You saw that I was sitting in there I made a cup I

even balance my checkbook while I was in there I was in there that long I

Gave birth I came out a different person

And it still avalanched me oh

You know what it is it's the fucking hat?

The part on my head is acting as a piece. That's sticking out

Fuck

So it's acting like I'm outside the hole when I'm not

Okay

Methinks a big old pile of shite is hiding inside you I need something else can I even?

For $50 yes, buy that put it on eggsy there we go here's nothing No Oh - bouncing baby boys

Lovely lads lovely lovely lads. Oh the highest. They've ever been in the snow ladders

Six thousand six thousand is where he got you

What a boy?

What a boy?

Best boy I

See now she works

Now she like the butter crumb pit. She won't take my time in here I

Need to circuit some fucking levels on you

And sure I'm losing time

But I'm also losing patience have been sitting here. Oh come on

Scheme absolutely hates me you're only gonna be gone you after this eggsy you're gonna. Be gone your legs eat

Cuz you're so beastly with those little quads

Look at him go

the fucking speed this boy, has

I

Want to beat it I want to beat my highest than this the highest they go and there's no claim was ten ten thousand

I'm half way there. I'm half way up the mountain

It's getting tricky eggsy

It's getting tricky I don't like it Ramos there

Ninety two ninety seven the number that would be burned into my brain I

Need to get to at least several fifty before I can take on dudes

Eggsy is the best little duck that I've ever seen he is my little boy

And I love it very much care inside the hole Lexie climb the fucking Mountain year

Dodging all the stuff dodging all day yeah varlet got 1,600 bitch got 1,600 bitch got 1,600 bitch

That's a satisfying number a bitch

Boy oh that could have been really bad

They don't want him to fall down the hill

They went in to climb climb meet a little boy. Just been straight grinding now. I'm losing my fucking mind

I really appreciate this like weird

Cave jungle music that's going on

It's kind of techno it's kind of atmospheric it's kind of worldly music

It's pretty tight

Oxc what is that tweet guts in a 10k, baby when we're going higher?

We're aiming higher living cake

There's no stopping that baby top level 53. That's the eggsy I love

14 levels good oh

Let's see what captain knapsack has up his ass today

Go Go eggsy go eggsy he's still way fucking faster

I

Can almost beat him?

If I didn't have to twirl up at the top of the fucking thing. I would have beaten him. Okay. Let's try this dude

This dude. He give me a key for the tournament a ticket token. Oh

Oh a piece of piss ah

Dude

I've passed more shits

That word it more difficult than that

Well, I can't even beat the penguin dude

So that means I can't win the tournament

Let's give it a try

Let's give it a try eggsy eggsy and eggsy

No eggs about no eggs about he's gonna say no eggs about it, but two fucked away no

That's not good. It's not good. I can make up the time though can make up the time though

I'm a fucking legend in other fruits

go NZ

Fuck came third

Don't like it eggsy the claiming is letting you down. What would your father say he'd say fuck yangzi cuz I'm him oh

Oh

Pulled it out of the bag and went to the store it got myself a bag and pulled it out

We got this we got this we're slowing the claim. We're slowing the uptake, but everything else we can aisle eight

We can annihilate eggsy

Yeah, go my boy

My beautiful boy I

Fuckin

100

We get to go to pimp town

It's all about eggsy oh

Hi fucking roller, what are we doing learn how to jump?

Feel like a pinch upward through your hoops all the time game. Oh

Feels good, it feels good to be an eggsy feels good to be a little eggy boy

And I've got a little cheerleader with me good ol, Lurgan

He's the best of us

Okay, one day. I'm going to leave this episode here

Thank you guys so much for watching it if you liked it punch that like button in the face!!!

LIKE A BOSS!! and high fives all round!! (*Whoopsh 2x* )

But, Thank you Guys! And I will See you Dudes , IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!! ~~

(Outros Dances- I'm Everywhere By Teknoaxe) (Thanks For this Watching!!)

Stopped that's embarrassing (:LOL!!

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Sentence Sneak with Benedict Cumberbatch - Duration: 5:35.

-♪ Sentence Sneak ♪

♪ Sentence, sentence ♪

-Now, here's how it works.

We'll each get cards with sentences written on them.

These sentences are completely random.

All right? -Uh-huh.

-Our goal is to work these sentences into a conversation

as casually and seamlessly as possible.

Here are your cards. Here are mine.

Now let's let the sentence sneak begin.

-One at a time? -Yep.

You look at the first card.

Now, I'll just say, what do you love most about the Fall?

-Uh, I like, you know, going out on hikes

as the leaves are falling and hearing, you know,

the lovely crunch underneath my feet,

and I've got quite big feet, so I've got quite a big crunch,

and in that way, I've got a lot in common with Bigfoot.

[ Ding! ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Both laugh ]

-Whereas he likes the Fall? Is that what you're saying?

He enjoys the animals?

-Well, you know, because he's got big feet,

and so I imagine, when Bigfoot's walking around,

the Sasquatch, he's gonna --

you're gonna hear the crinkle and the crackle

of his big hairy feet. -Crinkle and crackle.

-My feet aren't that hairy, but they are big.

Yeah. -Yeah.

Yeah. And he goes around and -- -He just mooches around.

-I don't think -- I think that he --

that he lives in a house.

-Do you think he lives outside? Do you like the outside?

-Yeah. I love the outside.

I'd love -- You know what I'd love?

I'd love a tent.

In fact, I once asked Santa Claus

for a tent when I was a child.

I never got it.

[ Audience "Awws" ]

Yeah, I think Santa Claus owes me a present.

[ Ding! ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

-You know, it's strange, that, isn't it?

Just having a bit of a beef with, uh...

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughter ]

-With Santa Claus, yeah.

-Oh, with Santa Claus, yeah, with Father Christmas.

It's just -- Oh, God.

It's just, you know... [ Laughter ]

You know, it's oftentimes that things take me back --

[ Laughter ] -What do you mean?

Like getting in a fight with Santa?

-Getting in fight with Santa.

Or you know, it's just whenever

people complain about some things.

You know what I mean? Oh, just sometimes...

Well, for example --

-You can talk to me. I'm your friend.

-You sure? -Yeah, tell me anything.

-You know, it's like they say in Wyoming,

you know... [ Laughter ]

weathermen are great dancers.

[ Ding! ]

[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]

-I've heard that. I've seen --

-You've seen them. -I've seen that uh -- yeah.

-Yeah. -Yeah. Uh-huh.

-I don't think that's such a bad thing.

[ Laughter ]

-I think there's --

I think that should be on a T-shirt.

-I think that should be on a T-shirt.

-And I think that T-shirt should be a slogan,

and I think that slogan should be famous,

and I think aliens

should be called Outer Space Boys, you know?

[ Ding! ]

-That's a great name. You think a lot of things.

-I love to think.

-Thinking -- Thinking is good. -I love to think.

-And it's sometimes when you don't think,

that really exciting things happen.

You know, just things that are left to chance.

You know sometimes when you --

For example, you know, when you've got

your phone in your pocket, and you just accidentally

kind of butt-dial somebody.

I mean, once, I actually butt-dialed Michael Phelps,

and it changed my life. [ Ding! ]

-How? How so?

[ Laughter and applause ] -How --

It changed your life? Why?

Did he pick up the phone?

-Well, before, I used to take in a lot of water when I swam,

and now -- -Yeah.

-Until you almost drowned.

-I almost drowned. Yeah.

-I love swimming. I love any --

-What's not to love about swimming and Michael?

-No, I love swimming. I love the --

the hats and the goggles and the --

-Yeah. -...Speedos.

-The Speedos. -Get me in a Speedo and --

Get me near a Speedo, and I break my camera out immediately.

-Do you? -Yeah.

-Do other people do that?

I mean, do you have to do that in private,

or is that not a problem?

[ Laughter ]

-People want it from me.

[ Laughter ]

People -- People -- People want it from me.

-We all want you in your Speedos.

-No. Well, it's for -- Obviously.

39 people subscribe to my fashion blog.

[ Ding! ]

So they all want to see. -[ Laughing ]

-39 people. -39 people.

-Almost 40 people. My mother's not into it, yeah.

-I'm glad I don't have a blog.

Otherwise, you know...

I find, you know, the thing I'd probably get into

on a blog would be cooking. I like cooking, as always.

-I hate to interrupt your story. -Please, tell me.

-Would you mind singing something for us?

-Sure. -I mean, just -- we'd love --

-Just something? -We enjoy your singing.

-I know a song. What is this one?

There's this cool song called "I Dropped It."

And it goes a little something like this.

[ Laughter ]

-Could we dim the lights?

♪ It was late ♪ [ Laughter ]

♪ I was cooking ♪

♪ And everything's going fine ♪

♪ I got my masher out to mash my potato ♪

♪ And then it took a funny turn ♪

♪ Couldn't quite get the mash mashed ♪

♪ Inside the pan on the stove ♪

♪ So I stretched out like I was tired ♪

♪ And that's when it happened, lo and behold ♪

♪ I got mash in my trousers ♪

[ Ding! ] ♪ Yeah ♪

-Oh, yeah! I love it!

-♪ Dropped right in there ♪

-That was the greatest smooth conversation.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Every time.

Everybody does something silly. -So good.

-Benedict Cumberbatch right there.

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i woke up next to you again... - Duration: 11:41.

Hello Everybody my Name is Markiplier and Welcome to I woke up to you again, oh my god you are very Loud

We're Back to normal okay so this Is not a Horror game as far as

They Know This is a game About Waking up next to someone After A

Not-So One-Night stand as far as I know. I woke up

Yeah, we did and then what happened hello

Dr.. Dot Dot I woke Up next to her Or him, let's Say, her for the Sake of Argument I

Moved To A new Place Recently and Found Someone

Woke Up next to me she told me hey this is a One-Time thing

Have This in Fact and i said Yeah of Course me too and here, we are

Hi that was Pretty good you?

Should get Going

Excused you why

Hello hey

Look

It's been Great but it'd be Best for the Both of us kept This a two-night Stand I completely agree

30 Minutes Stan you need

Sure yeah all right, Well that's what We agreed to Jeff?

No Time For that it's Complicated Stuff hey, Great, Idea

I'll Add you on Facebook and put our Status as it's Complicated okay Just Kid jeff jk not Really

Cuz that Would be Making it more Than A do Nightstand

I'm gonna be Late

Where are my pants ah on the Floor Throw my dresser they, Magically Disappeared Thrown out the Window

Well I don't know which one of These is true

Can Any of Them be True They've Magically Disappeared

They're all my dresser Baby

Pants are on my dresser Thanks a Sad I'd say sia but Wealth Goodbye

I

Kept Meeting her After that not on Purpose?

We just Seem to be in The right Place at the right Time

She'd Say something like what a coincidence Nice to see you again and I'd reply

I've Gotta go I'll Reply I gotta go I gotta get Air want to Grab a Drink want to come over to my place

Want to go over to my place Grab a drink come, over

Yeah want to come over to my place

She was Charming I never Could Refuse I feel so tired Afterwards doesn't Feel good at all we Still do it

Morning I've Been Thinking

I'm Ready to Make A commitment to our Relationship of Repeated One-Night Stands

Ha ha what about you me Too sure all right me Too I'm Ready for This Relationship to level up

Awesome so There's A gap in my Phone Contacts it's just Waiting to be Filled I'll fill it here's no

No I don't care if that sounds like a euphemism I'm not about that here's my number

Yeah There You go call me I'm Hoping between 10 and 9

What no Midnight Shifts?

Face like it's a quarter's Work Phase like This Requires A lot of Work you don't even Understand that much Work

Got to get my beauty sleep on

As much as I've Gotten Tired of it all i can't let

Go, it's a Habit I'm not Willing to Break I think They Call

That A relationship After that if We Began to remind me of her She, wasn't There I felt Aimless restless

I

Forgot What I've Been doing my hopes my ambitions before I met her

One day I wake up Feeling sluggish Two head Pounding

I've Never Felt like this before

I automatically turn to Call her I know She'll Make it Better but will she Make it Worse of Course not

What is she A virus?

I'll Call her Sure hey I need you to please come, over

No what I don't need her I just want her to be here I wouldn't

So there's Weird This weird Years Pass I can't remember much I can't Remember my friends my family will Talk

Won't listen While There Remember is Where?

What the hell Happened what?

Happened She Consumed My Brain Is my brain doesn't gone Drip out my ears what the fuck Happened Nose Is Having a lovely

Relationship As far As I could tell

The Fuck Happened??

Where did my life go!? What happened to my voice?

Okay, well that was weird so apparently She's like some Emotion vampire She's Gonna suck The Emotions out of me if you know what I mean..

I wake Up next to him this Time

Go with him I move to a new Place Recently had Found Someone

Hey, how's it goin'? I woke Up next to him again he Told me

Hey This is a One-Time Thing I have this of that and i said Yeah of Course me too here, we are

Are you

Are you an Emotional Vampire you're Gonna suck The Emotions out of me

You should get going get out yeah you

Should Get Going Yeah Just one Thing

It's been Great and all but it'd be best with the both of Us if We kept This a two-night stand

That's what I'm Saying!

I said Exactly that

Thirty-Minute Stand You Mean ha yeah, ha, we lasted longer Than that

Well I did someone Else Didn't I really Gotta go where to put my Pants Let's See see you Buddy Goodbye

Alright Goodbye

bye bye

Just give i- BYE

Kept Meeting Him After that not on Purpose, We just Seem to be in The right Place at

The Right Time you'd Say something like what a coincidence Nice to see you again and I'd reply

Fuck Off I gotta I gotta go I got I gotta go yeah, well I gotta go?

Cool, maybe a bit blunt but there was something off about him so I stopped anything from developing before it was too late

OH ALRIGHT! Alright, well that's that then!

Say goodbye to The Emotion Vampire and off you go

ok, there's another mystery here I'm not getting the answer of why this is happening at all in the first place you know what I

Mean who is this Person and why--

Are they sucking The Emotions out of me why do I become so dependent

She told me hey this is a one time thing I have this and then they said Yeah of Course, me too

yet here we are

Dallas Prick Yeah, yeah, you, you, you think that's Pretty good yeah, Feeling's Mutual

Look it's been great and all, but it'd be best for both of us kept this a two-night stand

Okay see will, We see each other again?

Maybe I like you I just, oh hey, whoa, hey, whoa, we got a lot of Jitters, well we've been infected?

Look I Really got to go, maybe we'll See each other Around the city maybe, We will Maybe want to stay for Breakfast?

Want to stay for breakfast? I've been told I'm a great cook.. argh.. good let's Go. I can't deny free food

All right I cooked us breakfast.Conversation wasn't as awkward as I thought it'd be

Wouldn't mind having it again I Didn't Tell her that

Okay, See then she left I kept meeting her after that not on purpose

We Seem to just be in the right place at the right Time

She'd say something like "what a coincidence nice to see you again," oh my god I've already read all this I'd reply

Wanna grab a drink

Same want to grab a drink what about me I don't know

Do you think this is Bad for us what of Course not

If it Makes you Feel good Take a little Takes a little off the Edge doesn't it

Not it's too much too much that's what it. Is it's too much

Yeah what about, We go for another Round Just Forget it all forget These Worries I?

Can't you He'll Make me Forget all my friends that I didn't really Have that Many of in the first Place

No, I don't want it the Can then maybe, we can Just Talk, We don't have to do Anything I just don't lose Contact I

Can't Give and I won't give Up?

Why are you fighting Instinct. I don't I keep Fighting ah I stood my ground

I feared what Would happen if I didn't yeah?

And then She Exploded Into A ball of light After that I refused to think About her and she Just

Left I never saw her again

Every Night it doesn't happen I feel Strange as if I'm Missing something a crucial part of Myself

But as Time Goes on I forget I don't mind as much my mind Clears

Here, oh, hi A good friend moved in With me Yesterday

Have you, been Have you been hey

normal for it in fact

It'll be nice to have you around again you too

So what are you up to haven't Heard from me in A long Time yeah who Rubes hicks I've Just Been Busy With This girl

Well Tell me more Can I meet her?

Nope nope evade the gabaa Show you a Picture I don't know what There's gonna do who knows Shit here's a picture

no She'll become infected do

Here uh Let me Show you you'd find it on my Phone See this Pic isn't it cute There's

There's Nothing There it's only you is everything fine

Hate it when People, worry for me Sometimes Though Wonder what might happen if I told the truth

I'm not

I'm not Sure

Not sure Something's Happen hey i'm Here for

I'm not gonna leave again if you need me Yeah

Is everything fine who, was that girl I?

Care About

Thanks Hey you, don't Look so good I

Try not To Remember our Time Together Sometimes I remember Vividly everything comes Back

What's happening why my arrogant I'm Tired Once More sluggish slow thoughts More Tired Than I've Ever Been before

But I have my good friend here Now to help me Let the past go defend me From Eating Up one Last Time, okay

Again Still

Confused I don't understand why Kind of understand so is this girl made up or is this Girl

Otzi

So who is this Friend that moved in This real friend that, don't Look so good Sometimes

I'm not Sure I fully Understand Exactly what's out of here but

Maybe you guys Have A better Handle

Owner Maybe There's more Endings Here I mean Obviously There are multiple Endings but it doesn't have A count of what end What Endings are

Where you know what I mean so like I?

Don't know but Either way that is I

Woke Up next to you

Thank you everybody so much for Watching Let me know what you think the story is all about Down the comments Below if You want

To Play This Game for Yourself and Try to find other Endings I've Overlooked at the description

Thanks Again Everybody and as Always We'll See you in the next Video buh-bye

(CC: Flameheart Ashley Gaming, Music, Mehkie, and more!)

For more infomation >> i woke up next to you again... - Duration: 11:41.

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YOU'LL FLOAT TOO | IT VR Experience (HTC Vive Virtual Reality) - Duration: 9:40.

*WAPOOSH* Top of the mornin' to ya laddies!

My name is jacksepticeye and welcome to the IT: FLOAT VR experience.

I saw that there was a, a 360 video version of like an IT thing

that you could do, but I thought you needed like a phone to do it.

I thought you needed like the Samsung gear VR or some sort of like...

Google cardboard VR headset to actually be able to watch this I didn't know,

But there's an app on Steam called Jaunt

that has a bunch of videos in it you can see a whole list of them all here

But the one I'm interested in is this one. The IT one. I want I wanna. I wanna do this one.

I don't think it's terribly long. I don't think it's gonna be like

20 minutes or anything like that. It's not actually a game

You just kind of stand there and experience stuff, but I loved the movie IT. I saw it the day

it came out here in England, and it was so good. I really really liked it

It's not nothing groundbreaking and nothing terribly new

But it was just so well made

and I've fucking - it didn't scare me

The movie itself wasn't scary because I was too fascinated by the clown

Everytime he showed up. I was just sitting there like woohoo! Yay! Scares!

And everybody else is freaking out, and I was just sitting there bouncing up and down, so let's get in and watch this thing, err

Experience IT like you've never imagined before in IT: FLOAT- A Cinematic VR Experience. Meet Pennywise and enter the sewers of Derry and

Meet Pennywise and enter the sewers of Derry and

*Georgie impression* You'll float too! You'll float too!

*Pennywise impression* We all float down here.

Okay. Let's do this. Oh god. That's a lot of Warner Brothers logos

Ooo, nice music!

Whoa!

Derry public works.

Oh God. Oh God. *giggle*

Oh, this is cool!

*Pennywise impression* Hiya Georgie!

Georgie: Nooooooo!

Awwww...

*Pennywise impression* What a nice boat.

Huh...oh is that Richie's picture?

Aw this is cool!

Ah no!

Ewwa

There he is!

Pennywise: This your boat? Jack: No.

Pennywise: It's a nice boat...

Pennywise: I'm PENNYwise the DANCING clown!

Jack: *giggles*

Pennywise: Now we aren't strangers are we?

Pennywise: Aren't you gonna come say hello? Jack: Hi!

Pennywise: *laughing*

Oh, I love him he's so fucking cool!

*Pennywise laugh impression*

I can't do the laugh cause I'm looking all over the place

ooh

Okay, oh god, there's no dodging it!

Okay, bye, we're in "T"

This is a bad idea...

*Mouse squeaking*

Oaah...

Ewhuh, gross!

Pennywise: Hey!

Oh hi!

Pennywise: You want a balloon?

Yeeees PLEASE!

Can it say "I love Derry" on it?

Ah it does! Hahaha!

Oh god, no! Jesus fuckin Christ! Oh ho ho ho no...

Geez he was right fucking there! I didn't like that!

*giggles*

Georgie: I lost it Billy, I lost it...Don't be mad. It just opened up...

*Musicbox playing*

Oh God...

Okay God, I feel like I'm going cross-eyed.

Georgie!

Georgie: If you come with me, you'll float too, you'll float too (keeps repeating)

I don't want to float!

Georgie (in an angry, deep voice): You'll float too, you'll float too...

Oh, that's creepy

Come on Georgie. Georgie: I wanna go home...

Yeah, we can go home!

(Georgie is mumbling something)

Did you say "Ah, bitch"?! *giggles*

Georgie: You can make it all better.

Aw no oh no... Georgie: Just take me home

Georgie: I WANNA GO HOME!

OKAY FUCKING CHRIST!

Oh oh

Hohoho!

Come back, I want to be besties!

Oh you and your fucking balloons.

That's a lot of balloons.

Oh shit I'm floating.

NO!

Uh oh...

Oh, I can't look at him!

Hi-hi-hi...

Okay, that's close enough.

That's close enough!

Pennywise: We all float down here.

Pennywise: You'll float too...*laughs*

Oh shit, oh shit!

Oh shit!

UAAAAH I don't like it!

Oh god, oh god.

Pennywise: *laughing*

Motherfucker!

Pennywise: *screams* Jack: FUCK!

Pennywise: You'll float down here.

Jack: *giggles*

Oh was that it? Oh that was awesome!

Ohh, that was cool!

The Black Mass experience. I don't want that...

You're not Pennywise the dancing clown.

Oh god, I love them! This - I'd love to play a character like that in a movie it must be so much fucking fun!

*Pennywise impression* Is a hi there Georgie! What a nice boat, do you want it back?

Ah, so fucking cool.

Okay, well I'm gonna leave this video here

I know that wasn't terribly long, but that's after making me like incredibly dizzy

It's weird cause normally VR experiences are kind of built around the headset

but this was kind of a just a 360 video that was adapted to each headset and because

Because you're not in control of anything and you're just kind of following along a path

And everything kind of comes up in front of your face, but it's not in an actual 3D space

It's kind of just levels that make it look like it's 3D

And it makes you go kind of cross-eyed looking at certain things and then the camera moves

It makes you feel like you're all dizzy, and you're gonna fall over kind of stuff. We're really cool. I would love to see

Just more horror games in general in VR and not - not horror games that like

Resort to all the cheap tactics that everything always does

Just like a really good solid triple-A VR horror game would be really really nice

It's- It sucks cuz it still feels like people haven't grafsd- grasped VR properly, and I really really want to do it

It's such a cool opportunity to go do unique stuff

But I guess the player base isn't there because these headsets are expensive and let's face it not everyone can get them or afford them

and not everyone's actually gonna play them and

I get that. It's hard to make a big-budget game when you're probably not gonna make your money back on the sales, but

Man, it would it would just be cool to have a really good one or at least adapt an older one in to, well

Maybe that what wouldn't work, so well either. I just want more games and horror games

I feel like are perfect for VR because you're in that scenario, and you can't escape it you're like you're there

you- you can't turn around and like do any way to get rid of the creatures to close your eyes you can take off the

headset I guess, but then you're gonna die

like in horror games

Normally, it's- it's a bit of a disconnect

You know you're in a game

But when you have the headset on it's a bit harder to differentiate what's going on and stuff being right up in your face like

Watching that Pennywise thing probably wouldn't have been that scary on its own

Probably wasn't that scary to any of you watching at home, and as I said I wasn't even scared of the movie

But to see him make rush at you and be like right up like that is

Fucking scary and to make him feel like a fully-formed being is just really weird really good as I said

I really loved that movie

I want to go watch it again for a second time

But I have a lot going on and I don't have time to go to the cinema again, but god

I just love the acting in that movie. I love Bill Skarsgård even though everyone's call him Bill Scarsguard

But he's a Swedish dude, and he's really really good as Pennywise. I love it

Give me give me lots of Anti vibes

With some of the stuff going on. Hey, maybe we'll use some of this for inspiration, who knows! But anyway

Thank you guys so much for watching this video. If you liked it

PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE

LIKE A BOSS! And

High fives all around. *wapoosh, wapoosh*

Thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes

in the next video!

*outro music playing*

*Pennywise impression* You'll float too!

For more infomation >> YOU'LL FLOAT TOO | IT VR Experience (HTC Vive Virtual Reality) - Duration: 9:40.

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Ellen Brings Her Fans to New Heights with 'You Bet Your Mom' Game - Duration: 4:39.

Well, if you are a mom, you probably know two things.

One, the only thing as painful as childbirth

is stepping on a Lego.

And two, that The Lego Ninjago Movie comes out this Friday.

And to celebrate, we're going to play a game I'm calling,

You Bet Your Mom.

It's sponsored by The Lego Ninjago Movie.

All right.

Let's bring out our kids.

Zachary and Tyler, come on out!

In 30 seconds, how many texting abbreviations

can your mom name?

Like LOL, things like that.

How many can she name?

I bet my mom can name eight.

Eight.

Tyler, do you think your mom can name nine?

I do not think my mom can name nine.

[LAUGHTER]

All right, so you challenge.

OK.

Good luck.

All right.

Jody, in 30 seconds, name eight abbreviations.

Go!

LOL, BRB, IOIM, IL, YSM--

Come on you can do it!

RT.

SMH.

ILY.

Um.

CYU.

That's eight.

That's eight.

Oh yes!

All right.

OK.

Let's go, come on.

Thank you, Chelsea.

Yeah.

You had faith in your mom.

Tyler, you did not.

That means your mom will drop.

Shelby, you're dropping because he was wrong.

[SCREAMS]

[LAUGHTER]

Isn't this fun?

All right.

Here we go.

In 30 seconds, Tyler, how many high school sports

can your mom name?

In-- I think my mom--

I bet my mom can name six high school sports.

Six.

Zachary?

Let's see it.

I challenge that.

Really?

Oh.

That's not a lot.

Really?

No, I feel like that's good.

Let's go with that.

OK.

All right.

[SCREAMS]

All right.

Shelby, let's hear it.

Swimming, soccer, baseball, football, track, cross country.

All right.

That's it.

Zachary!

I thought-- I thought you meant teams!

[APPLAUSE]

Sports!

You win some, you lose some, and unfortunately, your mom's

going to lose now.

All right.

Jody, you're going down.

[SCREAMS]

All right.

OK.

Isn't that fun?

Oh, so fun.

Oh my god.

Tyler, this is the last one.

In 30 seconds, how many brands of soap can your mom name?

I'll bet my mom can name five brands of soap.

Five.

Zachary?

I bet my mom my mom can name nine brands of soap.

I bet my mom can name 10 brands of soap.

I bet my mom can name 11 brands of soap.

I bet my mom can name 12 brands of soap.

Let's see that.

All right.

[LAUGHTER]

All right, Shelby.

Come on.

12 brands of soap.

You can do it.

There's-- I'm looking at a card.

There's a lot.

Ready?

Go!

Tide, Dial, Ivory, Dove, Olay, St. Yves, Aveeno, Ponds,

Caress, and Tom's--

Tom's of Maine!

One more.

Oil of Olay.

St. Yves!

No, I did that one.

Kiehl's!

Kiehl's!

Kiehl's!

Yes, you did it.

You did it!

[CHEERING]

It's going to happen.

No!

It's going to happen.

No.

Zachary.

[SCREAMS]

OK it's a tied game.

But should we end it in a tie?

It's good.

We ended in a tie.

Both of you have to come down, though.

So I have to get Shelby down here.

[LAUGHTER]

[CHEERING]

Congratulations!

You won a 55-inch 4K TCL Roku TV!

[CHEERING]

All right.

And, you're welcome.

You're welcome so much.

You can get to see The Lego Ninjago Movie in theaters

starting this Friday, and enjoy Ninjago the ride all year

long, because I'm giving everyone

in the audience for tickets to Legoland, California Resort.

We'll be right back!

For more infomation >> Ellen Brings Her Fans to New Heights with 'You Bet Your Mom' Game - Duration: 4:39.

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Ed Sheeran - Thinking Out Loud - Cover - Duration: 6:54.

'"When your legs don't work-'" (Chika

sneezes and distracts Mark)

'"When your legs don't work like they used to before,

and I can't

sweep you off of your feet,

will your mouth still remember the taste of my love?

Will your eyes still smile from your cheeks?

And darling, I will

be loving you

till we're seventy.

Baby, my

heart could still fall as hard

at 23.

I'm thinking 'bout

how people fall in love

in mysterious

ways, maybe just the touch of a hand.

Well, me? I keep on loving

you every single day

I just want

to tell you I am.

So, honey now,

take me into your loving arms,

kiss me under the light of

a thousand stars,

place your hand on my

beating heart.

I'm thinking out loud,

maybe we found love

right where

we are.

When my hair's all but gone and my memory fades,

and the crowds don't remember my name,

when my hands don't play the strings the same way,

I know you will still love me the same.

'Cause, honey, your

soul will never grow old,

it's evergreen.

Mm, baby, your

smile forever in

my mind, in memory

oooh

I'm thinking 'bout how

people fall in love

in mysterious

ways

maybe it's all part of a plan

Me? I'll keep on making the same

mistakes,

hoping that

you'll understand.

Baby, now

ooh

take me into your loving arms,

kiss me under the light of a thousand stars,

place your hand on my beating heart,

thinking out loud.

Maybe we found love right where we are,

ooh

la, la, la, la, la, la

(quiet humming)

So, baby, now

take me into your loving arms

kiss me under the light of a thousand stars,

place your hand on my beating heart,

thinking out loud.

Maybe we found love right

where we are.

Maybe we found love right where we are.

Maybe we found love right where we are.'"

(to Chica) "Was it that bad?"

(laughing) "Good girl."

"Oh who's a fluffy pupper?"

"This is- uh, um, that

this is that secret project that terrifies me.

Uh, it may not seem like a lot, I know.

I know it's got a lot of mistakes, and I know there's a lot of stuff I can improve on, but

um

by my own standards, this is a big step forward for me.

I haven't preformed musically in, uh

in front of people

since high school, and that was a nightmare.

So, this was a big psychological hurdle to even get to this point,

where- where I've only been taking this seriously for about three months

now. But this is what I want to be doing on the tour.

Like- uh, if you want more tickets, we added second shows

where it sold out. So check out markiplier.com

or, um,

go to the link in the description below, there'll be stuff down there that'll show you.

I mean, not the whole tour we also have a comedy show

that we're doing with it. But this is- uh- this was a personal challenge for me.

Because, it's one of those moments where I know my weakness.

And my weakness is this, like performing

in something that's not just me going on stage and talking,

which you guys know I can do till the sun goes dead.

Um, but when it comes to

performing like this, knowing it's not perfect,

and knowing I'm not great at it,

it's...um,

I don't know.

I'm really proud of myself.

I think that's cool. Don't expect my channel to suddenly

change into only covers. I- I do this

because it's a good challenge for me and it's a great expression

of creativity. And it's something that

really, really drives me. And where a lot of my life

I have improved myself substantially,

this is one of the areas that I have let myself regress.

So, I don't want to shy away from it just because I'm afraid of failing at it.

I want to pursue it and I want to hit it hard and I want to show you guys.

I want to present this to you because

that's what it's all about.

That's what youtube's all about, like showing you me,

where I am not perfect.

I can, at least, improve a bit.

That's cool. So anyway, let me know what you guys think. It's-

There's- it could be bad, could be good,

I don't really care, give it to me straight,

I am my own worst critic anyway, so it's not like you guys could be any worse.

I want to know what you guys think.

I- I think this is fun.

I want to do what makes me happy.

And right now, this does. Even if it aggravates me to no end when I'm

wrong. But, it's cool.

So, thanks for watching guys.

Write what you think down in the comments below.

As always, I'll see you in the next one.

Buh-bye!"

(strums guitar)

For more infomation >> Ed Sheeran - Thinking Out Loud - Cover - Duration: 6:54.

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Lipstick That Changes the Way You Talk! (ft. Manny Mua) - Duration: 5:41.

For more infomation >> Lipstick That Changes the Way You Talk! (ft. Manny Mua) - Duration: 5:41.

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Extreme Would You Rather Challenge - Duration: 14:03.

For more infomation >> Extreme Would You Rather Challenge - Duration: 14:03.

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Try Not To Laugh Challenge #9 - Duration: 8:22.

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the Try Not To Laugh Challenge.

And welcome back to the Try Not To Laugh Challenge™!

And, SURPRISE SURPRISE!

I'm not dead.

Uh.. I was working on a very personal project...

Uh.. I was working on a very personal project...

Uh, that you guys are gonna see TOMORROW,

but it was one of those things that took longer than expected because

It was one of those things that just takes as long as it needs to...

and, uh it's not really dependent on what's going on.

and, uh it's not really dependent on what's going on.

But, I went in a cave

But, I went in a cave, I turned off my phone,

I turned off my phone.

I didn't see anything.

So, for all I know, the world has exploded.

(Chuckling)I have no idea anymore. But it's time to laugh away my miseries in the end of the world with some "hilarious"

*Chuckling* and I have no idea anymore.

But!

It's time to.. laugh away my miseries, at the end of the world...

with some... "hilarious" videos

videos of which I'm going to "laugh at very hardly", and that- I mean "hardly laugh at" that's what I meant

of which I'm going to "LAUGH at very HARDly"...

and tha- I mean "HARDly LAUGH at!"

That's what I meant...

that's what I...

*Mario Theme song*

*Gunshot*

*Mario theme song continues*

*BANG*

*Theme song continues*

*BANG*

*Theme song continues*

*BANG BANG BANG*

*Theme song continues*

*Bang*

*Theme song ending with gunshots*

*Mario Game Over Theme with gunshots too*

*Final BANGs*

*Final BANGs*

Cameraperson: "hoo-hoooooooooo!"

Man: Happy birthday Nate, love Mom and Pop.

What a wholesome family.

What an unbelievable, wholesome family!

What an adorable way to celebrate a birthday!

*Sheeps bahing in the background*

*BURPIN' BAAAH*

Something wrong with that...

sheep

RAM!

M-ram. Ram's the right word...

Ramrod.

*Running in the 90s kicking up*

Don't like where this going.

*music crescendo*

*Naked Guy slides under door as music volume fades*

Ugh!

I hate nudity mmm, makes me grumbled, not funny

I hate nudity!

MMM- makes me grumpled.

*inhale*

M-Not FFFunny!

*beginning to Through The Fire And Flames*

*Fidget Spinner "plays" song*

*sputtering*

I don't even...

I don't even know what...

that was,

but...

that

iS

NOT

F U N N Y !

*dial clicking*

Alright, I'm ready to be impressed.

*Marty Prepares to strum guitar*

*Sniff*

All right.

*Meme Honk*

*constrained snicker*

*snort*

*continues to constrain his laughter*

Nope.

*Guy practicing tuba*

*Thunk*

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*I Feel Good by James Brown plays*

"I Feel Good!"

*Starts To Break*

*Weird mouth sounds*

Smiling is not laughing!

"...home improvements yourself, mistakes happen."

"for example, if you're trying to put a picture frame up there on the wall..."

*SMASH*

*Stunted snorting*

*sigh* Oh, frick!

"Ya like jazz?"

"Ah, mom, why did yo-"

"AAAHHHH!

AH! You crushed HIIIIIIM!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..."

*Mute screaming*

Nope.

"It's a fuckin' bear..."

It"s a fuckin' bear...

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Oh, shit, it's right there."

*Mark devolves into an angry chimp*

*Mark devolves into an angry chimp*

*hits the mike*

*Breathes*

AHHH

RoadMan Shaq: Your girl knows I've got the sauce!

No ketchup!

Just sauce!

Raw sauce!

Boom!

YO!

Gah!

The ting goes Skrrrat!

Pap pap ka ka ka!

Skidiki pap pap!

And a pu pu prrrr boom!

SKYAAA!

Du du ku ku tun tun!

Poom Poom!

You dun'no!

Big Shaq!

Ha, yo, yeah yeah

*bleats*

Clever.

Not funny.

"Pea"

"Ayy"

"Arr"

"Ayy"

"Kay"

"Kee"

"Gee"

"Tea!"

Penguin

Penguin

*Burst into silenced laughter*

Did you say penguin?

Did you say penguin?

*A dying version of Baha Men's "Who Let The Dogs Out?" plays*

*Dying Can I get a "WOOF WOOF"?*

*Mark just gives up*

*lady laughs with him as the card plays*

*Laughs by himself*

*Silent screaming*

*HONK*

Fuhuhuhuhuk!

*A dying version of Baha Men's "Who Let The Dogs Out?" plays again*

*Laughs like there is no tomorrow*

*Manly exhale*

Well I lost.

Uh, just a few more.

*Children screaming (in a good way)*

*Illuminati*

Pfft!

*laughing like a chimpanzee*

*Dolphin laugh*

*Human laughter*

(laughing) I just never expect them to be so quick.

'Cuz I- I hide the length of the video from me...

'Cuz I- I hide the length of the video from me...

'cuz that way I don't know if it's gonna be a quick one!

Oh My God!

*Illuminati*

*Laughs again*

*Laughs again*

OOOO-

*bursts into laughter*

I didn't know what was happening at first!

I didn't know what was happening at first!

"Yes, it was.. pouring down rain on my drive to Eugene's..."

*Sounds of impact during the kicks/hits*

"Oh my gosh! Riso-"

"Oh you should see what Riso's doing!"

"He's so strong and fast!"

"Oh my, that's more amazing than what Xavier did that time!"

*Laughs like parrot*

"Amazing."

*More Laugh*

He's so strong and he's so fast... *chuckles*

So strong and he's so fast!

[Bird throws back neck and laughs]

*Mark cackling*

Me too Bird, me too.

AAAAHHHAHAHAHAHA!

All right *growls*

All right *growls*

Welp, that's the end of the road for me.

I- uh...

I made it pretty far!

In that I made it exactly as far as I always do.

But, anyway...

But, anyway...

That is the Try Not to Laugh challenge.

I'm probably not gonna do another one for a while

I'm gonna stockpile more videos.

I've done a few every week- uh... for the past few weeks...

but... tomorrow is... I- it should be ready.

I'm not gonna say what it is.

It's something that's...

I- I don't know... it's something that I wanted to do very much, and it's turning out okay...

and...

hopefully it's not crap!

So, that's all I have to say about it.

So thank you, everybody, so much for watching.

Remember, the tour ticket sales...

are still going on!

There's now a convenient... bar down there that takes you right to where the nearest show is. It's pretty cool.

So check it out down there in the description...

and thank you, everybody, for watching.

Let me know if you won.

Let me know if you laughed.

Let me know if you didn't.

Let me know if any of these were funny at all to you.

So thanks again.

And as always, I will see you...

in the next video!

Ba-BYE!

For more infomation >> Try Not To Laugh Challenge #9 - Duration: 8:22.

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CAN YOU SURVIVE? | Try Not To Cringe - Horrible Sounds Edition - Duration: 14:55.

Top of the morning to ya laddies, my name is jacksepticeye and welcome to a try not to cringe challenge. I guess but this one is different

We're doing this one for scientific purposes this time a little-- couple of days ago. I can't remember when it was

According to this it was a day ago, cuz it's on my screen right now

I did a would you rather video and in that video I?

Talked about... ah god I can't even remember. What sparked up the conversation. I talked about

Sounds I talked about oh, it's getting me going already because I'm thinking about them

I talked about the sounds are like

Feelings like feeling cotton in your hands or rubbing cotton against your teeth or rubbing, getting a q-tip and rubbing it against my teeth

or the sounds of like

nails on chalkboards that kind of stuff and it fascinated me because I've always I

Just it's weird because sometimes I get triggered by different things like that

I

Some things will make me like oh like curl up into a ball and like I sucked down a lemon and then other things are

fine But it makes other people freak out like the knife on a plate thing

To me doesn't really bother me all that much sometimes it does sometimes

It doesn't but other people absolutely freak out when they hear it

So I thought we'd do a bit of a video like this

and I I've done some try not to cringe stuff before and but they never actually turned out to what they were supposed to because

I just ended up feeling bad for the people in the videos

And I'm not gonna do a try not to laugh video

Because I feel like anybody who does the try not to laugh videos these days

Aren't actually trying not to laugh

It's they've turned into how much can I laugh videos so I decided to do something different for this one, so

I took down a list. I'm after that video. I went ahead and asked people what what made them react to sounds

what sounds made them react that way and I can't do the feeling test because that

You guys can't participate in that one

So I got a bunch of sounds and I called them cringe sounds cuz I don't really know what else to call them

They make you cringe that make you wince

The try not to wince challenge, that's what you call it

So I do have some really bad ones

But we start off with so hopefully I can find some of these paper crinkling was one of them, okay

This is already weird I'm already cringing just cuz it's an ASMR video. I don't like ASMR videos

They creep me out

Stop it. You're whispering into my soul. I'd already seen anything bad with paper crinkling. Well. This isn't really paper crinkling

I need that crunch. Oh, that's what I'm looking for

Now I wonder

I want to see somebody like scrunch it up because this doesn't bother me

apparently a bothers some people there was a lot of people who actually had this one as like a

Thing that they reacted to or cringe to this is fine

That's worse

That one is definitely worse

But see if there's a difference between ones that actually like

Make you wanna grind your teeth or bite your nails or something or scrunch up your fists to something. That's just annoying

The crinkling of paper is just annoying to me it reminds me Hunter was younger and I used to go to Mass and

Some old guy at the back at the church would take out sweets, and you just hear the plastic crumpling

This is a this is a chewing with your mouth open one again. This isn't something that makes me cringe

It's something that makes me want to punch a child in the face

Okay get on with it

Okay, yeah, it does make me cringe. Oh

God Oh

Seriously I'm clenching my fists

Okay, she's tumour their mouth closed now. Thank God never mind never mind I

Can't does this count as cringing

This is just my hate my life face. You dropped some come on professional

Okay that one was bad, okay, but this is not the stuff

I'm looking for you know the ones I'm talking about you know when you hear like a screech of like metal on metal or something

And it makes you like it just makes you want to do this

Or it makes you want to like rip your nails off somewhere the feeling of your nails like rubbing like a glossy

photograph kind of thing Oh

Okay, let's get to the good shit

Oh

Jesus okay not that's one that does it to me. That's it. That's this is Wade's worst nightmare Wade hates

That sound and I get it

It's like it's not so bad when that's rubbing a head when you rub styrofoam against itself

Not only is the sound of it just like inside your head like a bullet

But the feeling of trying to do that and that's where my brain always goes when I hear these things my brain goes to how

It feels I'm doing this all the time like scratching my nails oh

God I hate it was it this sound is worse than a blackboard. Oh god. No

No

No, no, that's one of them. Oh

Jesus that's one of them again, not for the sound, I know how that feels are my nails

It makes me want to rip my nails out and throw them into the Sun

Who could hate that

I don't know what that reaction is I even posited the question to people to try and go for a search

And I found something from Hank green and the scishow somebody

Mentioned it on tumblr to me

And I watched that but that was more like screechy sounds because it was it sounded kind of like

Animals or people in distress or something it made like a psychological factor

But it didn't really answer the question of this wait this one drives me insane

I should have put a fucking disclaimer at the start of this video

No no no that's like the chalkboard one again, you can feed your nails actually doing it oh

It's really bad. Okay, so since we're in that fucking horrible neck of the woods. Why not take a roundabout tripping

That one's fine, that's more I can I can like feel the feeling of that, but that's not bad

What you fuckin do it they

Fuck

No, I hate that. It's making my fingers feel all tingly

No, Jesus. Ye, what am I doing this myself? I'm sorry

I'm doing this to all of you as well, but we're doing it and the name of science

We're not gonna get any results out of this. We're just gonna figure out. What fucks us up um oh

No, oh here. We go this might be the worst one oh

Jesus okay, I always helped by the fact that that was a terrible recording girders oh

Jesus

No, it's still that I have a version of these sounds in my head that I can hear is the gate

That's the really bad one when it hits like that perfect pitch none of these are doing that yet

Oh

It's getting me here in real life, it doesn't get me because it doesn't sustain it's normally

I'm cutting something and then you get that one like

And that's not so bad

But when it's the stain like that. Oh fucked me up. There's a scene in a Spencer actually like that this

Okay, let's leave that there for fear of copyright, but oh god. No oh

Those are bad ones

I'm wondering how many people at home now are like crunching up their toes my toes have been like this the entire video

What else did I have tower nails on chalkboard knife on plate, ooh?

balloons

Okay

That was not so bad I can handle that

Yeah that one's not so bad, that's not what I was expecting

They do get worse though, are you gonna make it worse you just gonna keep this this whole time

Okay

That one that's a bit worse

See this one for me is more of a texture thing again if I get two balloons and rub them off each other that'll make

Me want to just pop them with my mind, but just hearing them

Not that bad

Someone start fucking the balloon squeaky marker oh

That one gets me that one is definitely a thing for me. It's not as strong as something like the nails on chalkboard or like

Again a lot a lot of my ones. I got to do it feeling but this is squeaky marker

But no no oh god, that's horrible I hate that

We loves us some squeaky markers this dude loved some fucking squeaky markers, but that middle sound

That one you know whether you're strangling a rabbit, Oh have you ever heard of rabbit in distress by the way

The kids yeah

That's that's the son that rabbits make when they're hurt or they're in distress or they they're in danger or something like that

it's a sound that you wouldn't think would actually come out of rabbit and

That's what that reminded me of like that the sound coming out of a balloon or the squeaky marker sound oh

I'm gonna have to just go like dunk my head in a bucket of oil after this and the last one

People told me that they hate it well that the last one there was a lot of them

But these were the recurring ones was the dentist drill which to me dentist rules they do sound bad

But it's it's more of a thought about what's happening with the drill and the fact that you know that they're like drilling into your

Teeth kind of thing so maybe maybe that counts I don't know, but let's give a listen

Oh

Oh

The drill itself is not so bad. That's a high pitch. That's just annoying to listen to but here in the mic

You can hear the teeth tip away. Oh?

I don't like that one but again

It's not it's not one of the ones that makes me want to like like fake. My nails or grind my teeth or anything

It's just the one because I know what's happening. I know that they're in your teeth

They're in your mouth, and that's just a horrible feeling anyway. It's like Danger Danger, Danger. Oh

It's so bad

So bad I don't need that but it looked like it was shot and by Satan oh

Stop it dude stop that does it for this video. Oh my god. That was horrible

How many of you out there just I wouldn't how many people actually made it through the video as well or how many people had

To skip through it because of the sounds

They just they make they drive me insane and the worst part is is that there's no real way to?

subvert that like if I feel cotton

Or if I think about like wood scraping my teeth or something like that

It's driving me insane right now, but I think there's no way to stop that. There's no way of like thinking

Oh, we'll just just think about biting an apple. Just think about rubbing oil against ur teeth or something

There's no opposite of it. There's no way to just stop it. It's just kind of in your head until you forget about it

I hate that I'm really I'm curious about the science behind it though

What not let the sounds that just sound bad and make you

Uncomfortable not that sounds like chewing with your mouth open that make you annoyed nothing like that

I want to know about the feelings of things again. The only way I can describe it for me personally

The worst one for me is either cotton balls roping those in your hand

and like that little feeling of it or a

really super high-gloss

Photograph with long nails and scraping that then the photograph Mon might be the worst cuz it's giving me goose bumps

Just thinking about it now, and it made that shiver to go off my back. I don't know what that is

I don't know what that feeling is. What makes you want to like?

Screech scrape your nails. What makes you want to like point your teeth down hard anyway if you're made it through the video congratulations

But thank you guys so much for watching this video and suffering and agony with me if you liked it put

oh wait, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

I really want to know what other sounds make you feel that way if there's any sounds that

Wasn't in this that make you feel that way or any feelings

feelings more specifically because we kind of done sounds I want to know what people react strongly to

It's very it's fascinating to me because other people have different reactions or things like the paper crinkling one

Some people are like oh my god. That makes me want to like bite down on something, but for me

It's just like no. It's it's annoying, but it's not actually something that

Triggers me that way

but punch typing in their face like you boys and

Now if you don't mind, I'm gonna find a small isolated room that I can go screaming

For more infomation >> CAN YOU SURVIVE? | Try Not To Cringe - Horrible Sounds Edition - Duration: 14:55.

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Women Try Gabrielle Union's Hair Care Line - Duration: 5:08.

- Well some days I look like Didi Pickles.

As much as I love Rugrats, that's not exactly

the look that I wanna go for.

(cheerful music)

So today we're gonna be trying Gabrielle Union's hair line.

- Gabrielle Union is bae.

I feel like she's been an icon of black beauty.

- Aside from Tatyana Ali in Zaria from Parenthood,

she was the only brown girl that I really saw on TV

that was like my complexion representing.

- I like, used to straighten my and perm,

and do all of the terrible things to my hair.

Then in 2008, I was still in college

and I couldn't afford the perms anymore so I stopped.

And then in 2010, I stopped straightening it,

and my hair has been growin' ever since.

I think before I used to really struggle with my hair

and didn't know what to do with it.

But I love my hair.

I love my fro.

- I begged my mom to let me get a relaxer

because that's what all the girls were getting

and I just wanted straight hair.

And then probably four years ago,

I did the big chop.

And I wanted to get my hair healthy again.

And I wanted to remember what my natural state

even looks like.

I wanted something fresh and new

and I guess to get sort of back to my roots.

I'm excited to try these products.

I hope I find something that really works for me.

I don't know if every single thing will.

- I have no reservations whatsoever.

- So I just finished shampooing and conditioning.

The shampoo was intense.

I could feel it stripping all the oils from my scalp.

But the conditioner then replenished everything.

So that's good.

And now I'm about to attempt this hair mask real quick.

I really like the feeling of it.

It's very, very heavy.

Which I like.

'Cause I just feel like it's strengthening my hair.

This could be worth it.

This definitely could be worth it.

- I did the shampoo and conditioner.

And I used the hair mask

and the oil treatment all as instructed.

What I am noticing is my hair is like

super shiny and really full.

And this is bomb.

So this is dat two hair.

I must say, it is full and poppin'.

- So it's about 5:30 p.m.

And my fro has just been out and about all day.

I think it looks pretty sheeny and moisturized.

But feeling it, I think it could use another spray or two.

I'm kinda thinking that the shine spray

is something that I should maybe keep on hand

to kind of re-up throughout the day.

But in general I think it looks pretty moisturized.

- So the last step is the shine spray.

I'm not seeing as many defined curls but

it smells delicious.

- Okay, so I just took my bonnet off.

My hair is feeling pretty moisturized.

But my curls are no longer defined,

which is usually what happens by this point

in the week anyway.

So I'm going to throw my hair up and use this

Edge Control Gel for the first time.

So the Edge Control seems to be doing okay.

I do know that

it's supposed to get tacky and a little bit

more sticky over time.

Which will keep the fly-aways down.

So, I will keep you posted on that.

But, my curls up here are also as I said undefined.

And usually what I'll do is I'll just wet a few key pieces

and wrap it around my finger using conditioner.

I'm gonna try that out with this conditioner.

So I used the Smoothing Conditioner

to kind of define where are my curls.

And it did do the trick.

- See my hair now is a little frizzy.

We about to try the shampoo and conditioner.

And see how it turns out.

So Carrie said to now put,

the oil treatment in my hair for stylin' purposes.

And then I'm gonna put some shine spray in it.

So, she said to put it in from the roots

and work my way up.

I'm scrunching it in just 'cause I want

my curls to be defined.

But I mean my hair is lookin' pretty big.

- So it's pretty close to the end of the day.

And I think that the Edge Control is turning white

and kind of flaking.

Where are my edges?

That's not ideal.

I mean, it has been holding them down.

But I'm not really here for all of this.

- Over the week I noticed that my hair got

a lot more shiny.

And especially full.

That was the thing that surprised me the most.

- I think I'll definitely continue to use

some of these products as a part of my hair routine.

I think the shine spray is something

that I could always use

just to like

give it a little bit of oomph if it happens

to start looking limp throughout the week.

- I would definitely recommend this product

to my friends.

- I'm really happy that Ulta has teamed up

with Gabrielle Union to make this awesome

line of hair products for black hair.

I think it's really important to be able to go

into a store, into any kind of establishment

and know that you will find something for you.

I think that this is the perfect line

to do that at Ulta and I hope other lines follow it.

(tranquil music)

For more infomation >> Women Try Gabrielle Union's Hair Care Line - Duration: 5:08.

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The Voice 2017 Blind Audition - Ashland Craft: "You Are My Sunshine" - Duration: 5:04.

For more infomation >> The Voice 2017 Blind Audition - Ashland Craft: "You Are My Sunshine" - Duration: 5:04.

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People With Curly Hair Follow A Customized Routine - Duration: 7:03.

- I'm almost 30 and I don't know how to do anything.

Not even my damn hair.

(upbeat music)

- Most of the time I have braids because it's just so easy

to wear them, walk outta the house and go.

I need a hair routine that is not something that I have

to bother with too much and that can fit

with my fast-paced lifestyle.

- My hair journey for like, the longest was very like

un-swaggy, like low buzz cuts, just like no style

just like a number one all the way across.

So this is like me growing my hair out from 2014 to now.

It's been really hard to find the right products

'cause you go to a store and like the ethnic section

is like, so tiny.

- So my hair journey has been really crazy

for the past 23 years.

My mom is Asian and my dad is black so my parents

didn't really know what to do with my hair.

So as a result I've just straightened it ever since.

- I had natural hair until I was 13

then I begged my mom to get a perm, whatever, hated it.

Then I realized while doing that I really just wanted

to have my natural hair again.

I've been using this stuff that I learned

from when I trying to take care of my hair in its

relaxed state and the things that I've learned from

trying to take care of my hair in its natural state.

- Let's see how it goes.

- My name is Cassidy Blackwell and I am the Director

of Brand Engagement at Walker & Company.

I started relaxing my hair when I was five years old.

Until one morning I woke up and I was just like, why?

My mom relaxed her hair at the time and she and I

would get into these arguments and I realized that

hair care, rather than bringing us together

was starting to divide us.

Form was really inspired by being able to speak to

people's individual hair care choices.

Whether you where your hair natural or braided

or straightened or all of those things and somewhere

in between, Form has something for you.

You said you like to wear your hair in twist-outs.

- Mmhmm.

- So this is called Twist,

it is your protective styling cream.

So this is what you're going to use to set your twists.

But you told me you wanna try

a wash-and-go for the first time.

- Yeah, I'm nervous.

- Okay, I'm also going to add in Define.

- I dunno.

(laughing)

- You went online and you took your form consultation,

So this is your complete form regimen.

So we start here with Clarify.

This is a detoxifying shampoo.

If you wear braids on a regular basis it can be hard

to get product in there, right?

So we have this needle-nose applicator so you can actually

apply it right at the root of the braid and help to

break up a lot of that build up.

When you heat-style your hair, we're going to have you

using Protect Heat Serum.

- For the first time ever! - For the first time ever.

- Your very first experience with a heat serum.

We picked for you is called, Revive.

Revive is great for processed hair which means anybody

who color treats their hair that

needs that extra dose of protein.

So we formulated it to have a ton of slip so it's

going to make de-tangling super--

- Need slip.

- We all need slip, slip is key.

- Need some slip.

I'm excited, so, we'll see.

- Great.

- So I washed my hair and I used the shampoo

for protective styles and the conditioner.

I gotta say, my hair feels so good.

- So I can already say the cleansing shampoo,

the smell is amazing.

It smells like really, like minty.

I really like that.

It's also like a very soft shampoo.

It doesn't feel heavy, doesn't feel thick already

so I feel like it'll wash out very easily.

(record scratching)

This is gonna be incriminating for my boys, I already know.

- Already I'm looking in the side mirror

and it looks like a little, like, more luxurious.

- I just worked out and my hair is holding up pretty well.

This isn't like half as frizzy as it would normally get.

- This feels so good.

- So I did a wash-and-go today, what do you think?

- It looks good, it looks good.

It looks a lot shorter than what it normally looks like

but I don't think that's bad.

- It's just conditioner and water.

- I think you killed it.

- My hair was really moisturized throughout the day

which is very, um, reassuring for me.

- I am a little nervous, but mostly excited to have such

big hair, it's looking really good.

- This is the, um, Form Polish pomade and (sniffs)

it smells (sniffs) super good,

all of 'em pretty much have like the same smell.

The consistency of it is...

Really smooth, creamy-ish,

and I'm really excited to do my hair

and look to see how it works out on it.

- So I took out my twists and this is what it looks like.

I'm pretty satisfied with this,

I can walk out of the door with this, I'm good.

(light piano music)

The week is up and my hair looks bomb.

I literally went through all of the products and

I have to say my favorites were the twisting cream

and I really like the spray.

When I used that with my braids it was like...

The photo shoot was special.

It just, it's weird you know, because it's just like,

a lot of my beauty styles were always kind of deeply

rooted in the fact that I was hiding my natural hair.

And so having this week to really wear it out

felt really great because I never really got to see

myself like that, I never really got to see myself

as I really am.

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- The Form products, they're pretty dope.

On day four I had to do the wash-n-go

and I was really nervous.

I dunno.

I dunno...

But it uh, it worked out.

The photo shoot was weird.

I'm not used to taking pictures of myself like that

so it was completely out of my element.

I usually don't see that with men, just you know, big smiles

while playing with my hair was really cool.

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- I am so excited, I learned so much about my hair.

Growing up with mixed hair it was such a hard and

emotional thing to deal with.

It really just kinda took me back to my childhood,

and I was like, if those pictures existed in ads

when I was growing up, I would've been more inclined

to wear my hair natural.

So I'm really exited about this pictures.

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- I really liked it.

Somethings worked for me but like, I will be honest

somethings didn't.

When I used the pomade it actually worked very well

for my hair, it was actually my favorite product

out of the whole line, but

that initial like, mmm, kinda was--

You know, it's kinda loose, might not work for me.

It definitely proved me wrong.

Growing up, like, I always was told that me being

African American, I couldn't dye my hair any color

I wanted to because it wouldn't look right.

And me seeing those pictures, in that light,

it just made me be like, I dunno why anybody would

ever think that a black girl couldn't have blonde hair.

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Being able to see everyone's different hair textures,

everyone's different coils, and to be able to see

how Form had different products and different

regimens that could help all of us

look so amazing was just great.

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Thank You Notes: Tailgating, Ted Cruz - Duration: 4:05.

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First Look! Ellen Scores Deleted Scenes from Taylor Swift's 'Look What You Made Me Do' - Duration: 3:18.

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Parents Reveal Personal Secrets To Their Kids - Duration: 4:17.

- I'm shook.

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- We're here to tell my daughter

a secret that is probably at this point 30 years old.

It's something that I think she'll find

surprising and out of character.

- I feel like my kids always pretty much

know everything anyways,

but this one secret has been going on for quite a while.

- He does some strange stuff, it can be anything.

- I mean, they know that I'm gay,

but they don't know what that means in my life, really.

I've kind of kept them sheltered from that.

- I don't know if that's true, but okay.

He has a video on YouTube called I'm Gay Gay.

- I'm an open book with her.

- I still feel like there's a lot that I haven't

heard about my dad, I'm gonna be honest.

- I don't know, I don't know.

- I really feel like there's some wild stuff.

- No, I just need to tell him.

You know that I've been going to karaoke, right?

- [Noah] You kinda stopped, but I know that you--

- I did stop.

But like every Monday I was going to karaoke.

- [Noah] Yeah.

- I'm a drag performer.

I have like a total drag persona.

I know you know that I'm gay and that

I dress up every once in a while.

- And what's the name?

- Herlinda.

- Herlinda?

- (laughter) Herlinda.

- I'm ready. - You ready?

- Yeah. - Okay.

Being a doctor-- - Right.

- You know that I told you I always wanted to do it

from the time I was a little kid.

- Yeah.

- As long as I could possibly remember.

- Yeah.

- After the end of my second year,

I had been named chief resident for the third year.

- Yeah!

- And I quit the program entirely.

- What?

- I quit.

I resigned.

I not only resigned from being chief resident,

I resigned from medicine, I quit.

- Wait, are you kidding me?

- [Steven] I'm not kidding you.

- Woah!

This is mind blowing!

- And I had no idea what I was gonna do,

I literally just couldn't take it anymore.

- So then, so you quit, which is a word

that doesn't apply to him ever.

- Do you wanna see her?

- Sure.

Oh man.

You know, it's just not that surprising,

because he used to do drag every Halloween.

- I just sat down and I talked to mom about it,

and I said, "You know, this just doesn't feel right.

"But even though I'm miserable and this is horrible,

"it's just two more years, I'm halfway done."

So when I came to them and said,

"Look, I've reconsidered and I'm gonna come back,"

they were happy to have me back.

- This is like a huge chunk of family story

that I've been missing.

He just does a lot of things right,

and I think my dad's like the smartest person

and the most dedicated person,

so it's nice to know that when he was around my age,

he did a really terrible, made a really bad move.

And you know what the biggest life lesson

that my dad tells my sister and I, don't quit.

- Are you good?

- I think I'm pretty good,

I've got a little bit of a following.

- Do I get to come now?

- Yeah, you need to come.

- I'll have to come see you do drag.

- I feel like this is my second coming out.

But I appreciate that you're not being judgmental.

- Well, you aren't the prettiest girl I'd ever seen,

but you looked alright. - It's gotten a lot better.

- Better than that?

- Rising from the dead, as Taylor Swift says.

- [Steven] Is that what she says?

- Oh yes.

- Yes.

- Thoughts?

- Oh, there was another secret?

- Oh no, he likes Taylor Swift?

(laughter)

- No!

- I hate to tell you, but I'm a closet ...

I have a playlist.

I was gonna take mom to the show, yeah,

when she tours for this album.

- That's not a real thing.

- Yes!

- No!

- I just hope he's good at it,

'cause it's a little bit more embarrassing if he's bad.

I need a good drag queen dad, not a bad one.

- Does this make you look at me different?

- Yes.

Just like, out of the two people sitting here,

who would you guess is the fan?

- Bigger Taylor Swift fan?

- It's good that it's out there,

but it feels a little strange.

It was nice having my own little life.

- Basically what he just said is

the reason he didn't tell me

is because he didn't want me cramping his style.

- This was a good experience.

- Oh yeah?

- I have plenty to use against you now.

- Oh, okay.

- A lot of ammo.

- I am not embarrassed.

- Oh, I think there will probably still be more secrets.

I think we can have our own lives.

- You gotta keep secrets sometimes.

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