Waching daily Feb 25 2018

There's someone behind!

Someone behind!

Fuck!

Are you fucking deaf?

Didn't you hear the tension music?

Shit!

Oh, literally?

Did I just fart?

Well, if the chair feels mushy, it came witha gift

Let's see...

Well...

Madqueen!

Bring the mop!

I always wanted to get married to a German guy, this way I would have something long

and hard on the wedding day

A new last name

Come on!

Come at me!

You hate me because I'm black, right?

I'm not sure you noticed but actually, I am black

I mean, I am black and a little white too,

you know, with stripes, I'm black and white a little bit like Michael Jackson, you know,

but without liking kids

Yeah, horrible conversation again

Madqueen!

You know, the people get offended with jokes of Michael Jackson, right?

Fuckers!

Oh, yeah!

I mean Yeah

What was I saying?

Oh, yes, Easter, what a fantastic tradition

Celebrating the torture of a poor guy that later came back as a zombie

Espectacular

And I can imagine the conversations between

the Roman workers "so, how did you do today in your new job at Calvary?"

"Oh, I nailed it"

Actually, the small ones, you don't even need

to waste ammunition because with a single kick in the nuts it's alright, you can kill them

just, you know, you just grab them by the face and

I really love these Glory Kills And that's it, you don't need to

Because there are some parts that are amazing

Yes, sorry

Got carried away

The old lady sending her slaves to me

well, of course! I'm for years old!

So everything over 10 is grannie to me!

Of course you're not grannie, Madqueen, you're a MILF

Come on, you're so MILF you that when someone is going to eat your pussy you take it to

his mouth doing the sound of a plane, like

This spoon for mummy!

well, she would if she had any kind of sexual life at all

Everything is so sad, so orange you know, like your American president

He should belong to Mars because he's orange

but I'm not racist, I don't have anything against orange people, right? I am not racist

But he's orange

you know Orange is the new Black

People who have spiders as pets, they tell you they're cute, and you're like "arg! that's

a fucking disgusting animal"

I think I'm going to call my character Elsa

Elsa, yes

But now I need an Olaf

By the way, Olaf this is an information you don't need for your life, but

Olaf in Spanish, if it's read backward

it means dick

I want that!

Oh, you're going to love this

Taste my fists motherfucker!!

I'm going to fist you

I really love that

Yeah, fuck you

I know you like it hard

Come here

I'm going to give you a new sexual experience

come here

shit, I just fell

oh, fuck

say goodbye to new sexual experience

Look!

That's so cute

I want this in my collection

I would give better blowjobs if the MadQueen would make a hole in my mouth but she doesn't

want to because she's always complaining "hey, my hand is inside" and I always say "that

would be like uncorking a bottle of champaign, you know?"

I don't know what else to say because, well, I don't have many anecdotes to explain because,

as I told you, I'm 4 years old and I don't want to explain the story of my life because

it's quite, uhm

no, it's really interesting but, you know, is short

everything in my life is really short except

nah, everything is short

bastard!

Yes, I know, I swear a lot I know

It's something like super European, and I'm so Eurotrash I love it

hipster material

I'm so hipster I always burn my tongue with the coffee because

I drank it before it was cool

And I love my women as I love my chainsaws

any type

because, you know, I'm quite desperate

Yes, it's sad, I'm quite desperate

But anyway I don't complain about my sexual life, because

I have Dark Souls and it fucks me every time so

I'm quite happy with that

I remember this time, ages ago, I think we

still had dinosaurs around she was dating this guy and, well, he was

around and he asked her "Do I please you in bed?" and she says "Yes, of course!

I love that trick you do with your mouth" and he hets cocky asking "what trick?" and

she says "yes, the one when you

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME SLEEP!"

She's so romantic

I don't discriminate, I don't care what country are you from, I don't care you're a boy or a girl

you're an asshole

or maybe not, but I believe that being asshole, you don't need to be something to be an asshole

you can be an asshole having a dick or not you can be a bitch having boobs or not having them

so don't discriminate, kids!

Fuck everyone the same

Invasor, invasor

I have two questions for you one: where have you been all my life?

Second

Can you please go back there?

Yeah, thank you

Octopus style

Did you know that when a male octopus find a mate he rips off his dick and throws it

to the female so she can inseminate herself, then the male grows a new dick

Now, if that isn't the most epic way to tell someone

to go fuck yourself, I don't know what it is

That was a face sitting?

Face sitting!

I don't wanna talk to you anymore!

And now you can follow on Twitter and Snapchat at MadqueenShow and I need to start appearing

on MadQueen's Snapchats because his... her account is really boring without me

I always say "him" instead of "her"

I mean

she has a pussy

Madqueen!

Yeah, forget about that Leave a comment!

Leave a comment and subscribe!

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MadQueen is laughing Subscribe

I don't know Goodbye, have a nice day, tomorrow more

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Here's Why You Should Drink Beetroot And Carrot Juice Every Day - Health Tips - Duration: 3:55.

here's why you should drink beetroot and carrot juice every day

the beautiful and

bright color of beetroot is hard to miss and so is its distinctive taste beetroot

Julis makes for the new superfood in the bay adding to its numerous health

benefits many like to add carrots into the juice these two wonder vegetables

are responsible for increasing your blood flow reducing blood pressure

detoxifying body and keeping health problems at bay thanks to the presence

of many essential nutrients and antioxidants an addition of tomatoes

ginger mint and a dash of black salt and black pepper makes it perfectly

flavorful for many who may not like its taste if you haven't included this juice

and your daily diet yet probably you must start soon this has to be your

wonder drink for reasons you must know we enlist some reasons to add beetroot

and carrot juice along with add-ons in your daily diet 1 beetroot and carrot

juice makes for a great detoxifier due to the presence of B taining beets that

help support healthy liver function carrot juice helps excrete toxins from

the body effectively 2 both of these superfoods help cure inflammation thanks

to the presence of anti-inflammatory properties and antioxidants that help

cure inflammation 3 beet roots and carrots help relieve constipation by

stimulating the metabolic system the phytonutrients in these veggies help

boost the digestive system carrots are loaded with fiber that not

only balance blood sugar levels but also keep the gut health

for this juice helps improve blood flow as beats are considered to be a nut rate

food these nitrates then convert into nitric oxide the compound that relaxes

arteries and improves blood circulation and oxygenation within the brain v both

the veggies contain beta-carotene a substance that is used to produce

vitamin A this vitamin is responsible for promoting healthy vision and reduces

the chance of developing age-related eye problems like macular degeneration and

cataract 6 the presence of sufficient amount of iron in both the veggies helps

produce healthy red blood cells the consumption of juice may help treat

anemia and has been proved to be a good home remedy for menstrual disorders in

menopause symptoms 7 this magic drink contains vitamin C that helps prevent

skin pigmentation thereby giving you an even skin tone and a glowing skin beet

rooting carrots are good sources of minerals that help repair the lifeless

hair and further reduce the chances of breakage 8 this juice is also known to

reduce blood pressure due to the presence of nitrates that help regulate

and maintain the blood pressure levels 9 it makes for a refreshing drink thanks

to the presence of mint and ginger in it the menthol and mint helps replenish the

mind and body thank you for watching please subscribe for more tips and don't

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Middle Class Male Cry - Passive Aggressives Anonymous (NPR Tiny Desk 2018 submission) - Duration: 2:38.

Let's have a nice white middle class male cry.

Let's have a nice white middle class male cry.

It's so damn hard

when things

don't go how you'd like,

especially when you know

that the world has it so much harder than you.

Let's have a nice white middle class male cry.

Tragedy's worse when you're such a swell guy.

It's no vacation

being caucasian tonight

'cause you just want to die

and the world has it so much harder than you.

Ba ba ba-da ba ba ba da da da...

You've got that way with words

that overplays what hurts,

and breaks the hearts of girls.

It makes your stomach turn.

You've got that French ass haircut

you always wanted when

you were a soccer kid

but no one

to share it with.

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Chase Elliott's Family: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know || CACAO TV - Duration: 11:41.

Chase Elliott's Family: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

Chase Elliott is the son of legendary NASCAR driver, Bill Elliott.

Chase Elliott is hoping his family name will help him continue to gain racing fans.

Thanks to Hendrick Motorsports, Chase has a new number for the 2018 season, and it will be familiar to long-time racing fans.

Chase is driving the No.

9 car, the longtime number of his father, former NASCAR great Bill Elliott.

"I'm just very honored that he is supportive and is OK with me driving that number that he's done so much to make it what it is," Chase said in an Atlanta Motor Speedway press release.

"I think it's an honor for me more than anything.

Jeff wanted the 24 car to stay at Hendrick Motorsports, and for a guy who has been around and has done everything he's done to make this place what it is, how can you not have respect for that?".

Chase's parents, Bill and Cindy Elliott, have been with him long before he was driving the No.

9 for a big-time NASCAR team.

Thanks to his family's support, Chase is doing his best to continue the Elliott family racing legacy.

Learn more about one of the signature families of NASCAR.

Chase's Father Is NASCAR Legend Bill Elliott.

Bill raced for 37 years as a NASCAR driver, but his final two season he only raced in a combined seven races.

Over his career, Bill had 44 wins, and 320 top 10 finishes. According to NASCAR.com, his 1976 debut was a family affair with his father, George, fielding the car, and his brothers, Ernie and Dan, were part of the crew.

Bill was known as "Awesome Bill from Dawsonville" thanks to his Dawsonville, Georgia roots.

Today, he gets the joy of watching his son Chase compete on some of the same tracks he did during his racing career.

Racing is something his son loved since he was young.

"Since he was little – four or five years old – he always had his Matchbox cars and run them around on these little tracks, totally focused," Bill told NASCAR.com.

"He'd sit on the pit box on Sundays and tell [Bill Elliott's team owner] Ray [Evernham] all this stuff.".

Chase Switched From No. 24 to No.

9 in 2018 to Honor His Dad.

Chase drove the No.

24 car for several years, taking over for Jeff Gordon.

With the approval of Hendrick Motorsports, Chase made the switch to the No.

9 car, the same number his father drove, starting in the 2018 season. Chase spoke with SB Nation about the significance of driving the No.

"It is special to me just because of the history I've had with it," Chase told SB Nation.

"Obviously, I would have never chose that number to start racing if it wasn't for my dad.

There's a lot of time I've spent with the number, a lot of photos and races and things that I've run with it.

It's just kind of home to me.

Always been my favorite number.".

Bill admitted it is significant to see his son driving the No.

9 car.

"It was a great opportunity for us to have Chase use Jeff's [Gordon] number the last couple of years, but for me, it's fun to see him in the 9 car," Bill said in an Atlanta Motor Speedway press release.

"I grew up driving the 9 all of those years and I've watched Chase drive the 9 at the short tracks and then through the XFINITY Series and then on to drive the 24 in the Cup Series.

I think it will be fun.

I think it will be really well received from the fans.

I'm really looking forward to it.".

Not only does the switch have family significance, Chase is hoping the team can gain a few more fans with his new number.

"I wasn't sure I'd ever drive the 9 again," Chase noted in an Atlanta Motor Speedway press release.

"It's a huge deal to my family and everyone back home (in Georgia), and I hope all of our fans will be pumped to see it back on the racetrack.

There's a legacy attached to that number, and I want to carry it on.

I think it's awesome that Hendrick Motorsports wanted to do this.

It's impossible not to be excited.".

Chase's Mother, Cindy, Met Bill When She Was on a Photo-Journalist Assignment.

According to AutoWeek.com, Chase's parents met in 1988 when his mother, Cindy, was working a studio assignment as a photo-journalist.

The couple did not begin dating until 1992, and the couple was married later in the year. Cindy spoke with Auto Week about watching both her son and husband race.

"Because I have so much confidence in Chase, there's really no difference [in watching Chase or Bill]," Cindy told Auto Week.

"I knew Bill wouldn't put his car anywhere it wouldn't go and Chase is the same.

He won't put himself in a position where he doesn't feel comfortable.

I was confident with Bill and I'm just as confident with Chase.".

Chase Learned How to Race About 10 Years Sooner Than His Father.

Bill is optimistic on his son's chances of succeeding given Chase began racing nearly 10 years sooner than he did.

 Bill spoke with Fox Sports about the difference in eras.

"I didn't start racing until I was 17, 18," Bill told Fox Sports.

"He started when he was eight, nine, 10 years old.

You learn a lot more early on.

And he raced a lot more short track then I ever did.

To me, he did a really good job of being able to adapt to different cars as the evolution of racing grew.".

Not only was there a difference in experience, Bill noted the cars have changed a lot since he retired from NASCAR.

"I try to help him outside of the racecar," Bill told Fox Sports.

"The other drivers have to help him inside the racecar.

Because the stuff has changed a lot since I've been in a racecar.".

Some Drivers Believe Chase's Family Name Can Help Him Become the Most Popular Driver in NASCAR.

For fans who have been following the sport for a long time, the Elliott name carries a lot of weight.

Some of Chase's fellow drivers believe it could help Chase become the most popular NASCAR driver. Kevin Harvick spoke with Auto Week about Chase's longstanding ties to the sport.

I really think Chase Elliott is our biggest tie to our grassroots NASCAR fan.

I've said this a number of times, but I feel like he's one of the most important ingredients in what NASCAR racing does going forward, because of his family name.

He has the legacy that's already been built in this sport by his dad and he's come into this sport with a great name and already proven that he's going to be competitive.

He has those Southeast NASCAR ties to those core fans that none of the rest of us will ever have, and he's the guy.

Jimmie Johnson, one of Chase's teammates, believes Chase has already ascended to the throne.

"I think he's already won the 2018 Most Popular Driver Award," Jimmie told Auto Week.

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The Top 5 Reasons You Should Outsource In 2018 - Duration: 5:07.

let's look at the top 5 reasons why you should outsource and the first one is

for expertise something that you can't do yourself if I look here this is my

account at freelancer.com and this is a project I did about eight years ago so

let's look at the project details and it's to make an application using

Microsoft Access and Visual Basic and it's to get the page rank for certain

pages and certain websites now Google doesn't really use PageRank anymore but

at the time this was important I actually gave it out to this person

called sandymra and they charged me 88 dollars to do it

in 3 days so it's really cheap and it's something I couldn't do if you look at

their profile they're a VBA programmer or vb.net programmer and also do MS

access and this is the program that they did for me you put in a list of web

pages and click these two boxes and then you'll get the page rank for the page

and also the website so quite a lot of work and something that would take me

probably a month to learn and to actually do and I got this done for $88

let's look at the next thing and the cost and we've said there that it was

$88 so really cheap let's look at another example of that so here's a

project that I gave out and it's to do some photoshop backgrounds and actually

sometimes they're not just backgrounds they're also main images and all those

projects were 250 dollars I got about 20 projects done I think from him and that

was for a hundred images so let's look at an example of those it's this type of

thing here's a background that I asked him to do and then here's an actual

image some of them had people in them and some different designs here there's

another background and some other designs some kids here

all of those were just two dollars fifty each let's look at the next reason and

it's so you can focus on your business and we can see that from those two

projects that I could get on with what I was trying to do while I had someone else

make that program for me or someone else do the images for me and I can focus on

what I'm trying to do which is to make some money with them so the fourth

reason is so you can try new ideas and let's look at another website for that

let's look at fiverr.com so one way you can get backlinks for your website is to

make infographics if you haven't heard of infographics then it's this kind of

thing here it's like using the statistics or the top ideas and putting

them in graphical form or an image now if you look here you can get these done

for $15 $5 and around that price so really cheap and not only can you get

them made but you can also get them promoted for you so again for another $5

you can get them promoted and with this it means that you don't have to spend

time looking at these new ideas learning about infographics or other ways to get

backlinks this is a good way to get backlinks you can just give it over to

these people someone will make it for you and someone else or even the same

person will then promote it and you can see if it works if it works then you can

carry on doing it and maybe learn it yourself if it doesn't work then you can

just go on and try something else so the last reason here is that you don't get

all the employment hassles like paying them holidays and paying them when

they're sick or just dealing with all the different paperwork that goes on

with it the different taxes and things like that you don't need any of that if

we look at freelancer.com then this is the amount you'll be paying

$65 two hundred and fifty dollars here there's a small fee that you have to pay

you to freelancer.com but it's not too much you won't be paying any holiday pay

or any extra money that that if they go sick or anything like that and

you don't have to give them 30 days notice you give them a project and if

you're not satisfied then that's it you don't give them another project

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Jessie Diggins' Family: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know || CACAO TV - Duration: 11:18.

Jessie Diggins' Family: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

Jessie Diggins parents were the first to get her on skis and now shes an Olympic champion.

Jessie Diggins made history.

The Minnesota native surprised the world when she helped the United States capture its first-ever Olympic medal in cross country, winning gold in the team sprint cementing her spot in the record books.

And there was no louder cheer in that moment than from Diggins' family, the support system that has helped her throughout her career.

Now, as Diggins preps to served as the United States' flag bearer during the closing ceremonies in PyeongChang, her family will have one more thing to cheer about.

Here's everything you need to know about the group:.

Diggins Started Skiing at the Minnesota Youth Ski League.

Diggins has been on skis for as long as she remember.

In fact, she was on skis before she could even walk.

The Minnesota native got her start in the sport when she found herself strapped to her father's back – simply hanging along for the ride – after her family joined the Minnesota Youth Ski League.

She described her early days in the sport, writing on her website:.

…thanks to my wonderful and active parents who didn't mind having a small creature in their ski backpack pulling on their hair and yelling "FASTER"!!! We joined the Minnesota Youth Ski League as a family and spent every Sunday afternoon all winter long playing games and learning how to ski.

I especially enjoyed the hot chocolate and sledding afterwards! I entered citizens races all over Minnesota with my family as well as MYSL practices.

There was no stopping Diggins after that.

She spent six years on the Stillwater High School ski team and, after graduating in 2010, decided to turn her attention to the sport full-time.

Diggins joined the US Ski Team in 2011 and since them has packed her resume.

The two-time Olympian most recently recorded a World Championship silver in sprint freestyle, bronze in team sprint classic, a fourth-place finish in the 4x5K relay and fifth place in the 30K mass start.

Her Entire Hometown Celebrated Her Gold Medal.

You've probably seen the spot plenty of times.

Diggins' hometown of Afton, Minnesota played to the spotlight even before the skier got to South Korea, part of a national commercial that showed her neighbors and friends and family waking up early to see her ski.

It might have been a commercial, but it was also pretty accurate.

And, after Dinngs made history by winning the United States' first gold in cross-country, Comcast, the company behind the original ad, spliced footage of her victory with the original spot.

Check it out here and then watch the original one to compare:.

The pride grew even more after Diggins clinched gold.

There were signs and banners and even ice cream named after the skier.

The flavor will either be named  Diggin' for Gold or Diggin' in for Jessie Diggins.

Selma's Ice Cream Parlor owner Rebecca Nickerson hasn't quite decided yet.

The ice cream will be served during "Jessie Diggins Day," an event city council member Bill Palmquist already announced would occur once a date could be decided on.

And, in a town of 3,000, Diggins' success has thrust the otherwise overlooked space into the international spotlight.

So far, the residents are embracing the moment.

"I feel just absolutely thrilled because Jessie is not only an amazing athlete but just a fantastic person.  She embodies all the things that you want in a role model for a child, and so as her high school coach,  I couldn't be happier for her," Diggins' high school coach Kris Hansen told a local CBS affiliate.

"[Area kids] made good luck cards for Jessie and a video and I just think it's so inspiring for those kids to see somebody succeed at this level and say this is from my community, this is from my state.

They're doing my sport.".

Diggins Is Dating Former NHL Prospect Wade Poplawski.

The pair, who first met at Kikkan Randall's wedding, have been together for quite some time and are often spotted on Diggins' Instagram.

Poplawksi also has a bit of an athletic edge to his story.

The Winnipeg native was a defenseman for the Colgate hockey team, playing 37 games in his final season in 2010-11.

And, as if that weren't enough, his father, Joe, played for the Winnipeg Blue Bombers of the Canadian Football League from 1978-86 and is a member of the Canadian Football Hall of Fame.

Now, however, Poplawski has hung up his skates, working instead as a Consumer ABS Analyst for State Street, a firm in Boston, Massachusetts.

He also spent time at Credit Suisse, working in securitized product sales, and played a year of pro hockey for the Rapid City Rush after graduating from college.

Her Parents & Sister Were in PyeongChang to See Diggins Compete.

Of course they made the trip.

Diggins' parents, Clay and Debra, as well as her sister Mackenzie, were in the stands when they saw her make history, winning the first-ever medal for the United States in cross country skiing.

And it was gold.

It's a support system that has been the backbone of Diggins' career for as long as she can remember and getting the chance to compete with her family watching was a highlight of her time in PyeongChang.

She discussed her parents' influence on her career prior to the Games, telling NBC Olympics:.

My Mom and Dad introduced me to the sport and taught me to ski and most importantly, they taught me to love skiing for life, not just for racing! My parents drove me to countless practice sessions, washed all my smelly workout clothes, bandaged me up when I fell on my roller skis, took me to races and gave me all the hugs I could want after I finished.

They never stopped believing in me and even if I doubt myself I know they always have my back!.

It was a moment years in the making for both Diggins and her family and they're going to be celebrating this one for awhile.

Diggins & Fellow USA Skier Kikkan Randall Are Incredibly Close.

Diggins has been skiing for as long as she can remember, so it's only natural that she's formed some strong relationships with her teammates.

There's one, however, that has always been just a bit stronger and Diggins considers Kikkan Randall, 35, one of her closest friends on and off the course.

And, of course, making history helps cement that bond just a bit more.

Randall told the TODAY Show after the historic race that Diggins first words after crossing the finish line were, "oh my gosh, did we just win the Olympics?".

Diggins added that she was inspired down the stretch, knowing Randall was waiting for her.

"When you have someone that you care about so much waiting for you at the finish, you're never going to give up, ever," she said.

"So those last 100 meters I dug really, really deep.".

The pair have developed a bit of a reputation on the international circuit as well, regularly staging dance parties and pre-competition face painting.

In fact, Diggins even calls herself the "Team Glitter Fairy," using the makeup to bring some brightness to the races.

It worked pretty well in the Olympics.