Hello everybody, my name is Kingden Yes I'm Goku and we're back with some h1z1 with Vegeta
my boy every single Sunday and we're just gonna jump right into it right now just because
Just because yeah, we've stalled long enough
Especially since it's Sunday and not to upload this before midnight
Yo Yori, no my friend, oh no
You shut your mouth, you know what you did to me whore mouth you know what you did
Yeah, I know what I did to you. Mm-hmm
Tight nice and tight lookit I though
I've never seen
The violated you never seen
You've never seen Austin Powers in Goldmember. Oh, I've seen Austin Powers. Yeah
That's where that comes from. Gold members always love. He's toy toy like a toy gun. Oh
I'm forgetting how to play this game. I'm used to playing like dead by daylight only
I'm trying to run with l1
So just for future reference when we get into the game l1 is how you switch your weapons, that's right. Okay, I remember now
It's coming back to me
okay, I
Said all right
I
Know don't make the sounds to get as retarded as we were about four minutes ago
First of all, you can't tell time I was like ten minutes ago
Okay, I never said I was smart I just said I was funny oh sure
Lucky catch straight down my friend. Follow me. No, you're gonna follow me. Okay
I'm not following nobody. Would you just say the last time I checked I was the man with the penis in this relationship
No, you know didn't we land here dude? We keep getting this place every single time like that. Like we play a game. Shut up
You still sound like a girl you don't have any?
In school so you have to say all
Cuzco
Just for future reference, I'm not laughing at the autistic kids, I'm laughing with them. Oh sure
What's funny is technically I'm autistic
Technically, we're all autistic if you think about it I
Mean, yeah, we're all
I'm not trying to get banned off YouTube just yet. That's not yeah. I already have a killer load Oh
Church like I got set almost immediately. No, I will not shut my mouth
Oh
Yell for your mom again, that's always
That's how you do it
Content today, that would be the best content there would be I
Feel like the best content there was to be would be my mom coming in here and it's just unplugging my head
Just like get the fuck off my game Sebastian. That's right
You deserve it
Don't you
Know who I am. Do you know who I am you piece of garbage? Do You Know Who I am no
Of all Serbs, that's right
But do you know who I am?
Real shit Late Late Late Late Late like real shit real quick real shit Brawley about to take in me, my dude
Hello YouTube my girlfriend she has autism
House and home
Officially became Learning
Commons are so much closer Americans
Have so much more culture, even though I am doing this accident horribly and then probably like switched from it to like it
English I don't know
I
Have went full-on retard for this session you shut your mouth. I don't want to hear it right now
Hey Goku want to start having sex
I've gotten a lot of allegations about me being racist. I uh-huh. Oh
Then yeah, you do need to get it in the bud. Come here. Oh, yeah
I messed up
Or or or oh man
Shut up
Wait, okay. So I have an idea for like a future video here. Do you have GTA 5?
For yes, I fall out for it. Okay, good. I can mod fallout 4 I can work with this
okay, so
Where the hell are you? Where the fuck are you going?
Yeah. Yeah idiot
Where are you going is my question mister like future video idea is from listening
Did you just shoot it
Yes, look future video idea is
I'm either going to create a mod on Fallout 4
Or I'm going to find a mod on Fallout 4 where we can do the fusion dance
Are you serious? No way
yes, that'd be like I am like oh I hear gunshots on your gunshots where I
Don't know but we bout getting the police tour and zoom on out of here, but dude, I'm shooting at me
No, why would I shoot at you? Like what do you think? I am like geez?
Man, you better not be shooting to me again. You know, we we talked about this already. Well, you know what?
Maybe you shouldn't be so tight. Okay
Huh? I don't really know how to respond. Oh, yes your problem. Not mine
No
Autism ik car. Okay, it's not
As he says when he goes through the field with a police car, okay
I mean, I know I know we're boyfriend and girlfriend. You need to stop. Okay?
You have autism control of this relationship you obviously
I don't know man. Last time I checked it was a solid nine and a half
Nine and a half. Yeah, but I got the 5-inch destroyer so you can't beat that
Yeah, you're definitely the girl in this relationship you don't know how to drive
This purple drop yeah see look at you man, like geez, you know how you women are like in those pages
Have to do a face reveal
Everybody I'm not a chick
No, they know you're not a chick bro. Like what do you mean? What chick sounds like a guy bro?
I honestly yeah, do you do you would be surprised?
I
Met some masculine women. Oh
Those are the best
I don't know. I don't really like a woman it up
when I'm going at it is, um
You know trying to punch me in the back of the head
I like it rough, but that's not rough. That's
I like a girl who when I go down the aisle is carrying me out
Toy Story 2
There's really something wrong with both of us, you know, you just bring the worst out of me so it's your fault technically
You know, you're not control what is you aroused
Okay, I think we need to end a relationship, okay, we're kind of toxic I
Wouldn't call it toxic it's just more for the benefits. Yeah, just oh, okay
So like I've gotten to the point where like
When I asked chicks out, I'm like, yeah
I do YouTube videos and then I tell them I do gaming videos and it dries up like the Sahara Desert
What yeah
and then I just drop my wallet and occasionally, you know like
400 500 dollars falls out and I'm like
Oh, that's my spending money for the night and they're like and then it's like the parting of the Red Sea and I'm fucking Moses
Our vehicle oh
I just don't know what to say to you right now. I'll give credit to Swagger Souls for that one. No. Yeah, I
Just kind of had to include it because that dude is like an idol you shut your mouth I'm busy
Cook me some food. We're doing this you gotta cook me some food. Okay. Oh that is sexist. I'm
Kris is that a weed? No crayon? I'm calling the police
God I'm gonna get sniped. Oh, I hope you do you piece of garbage
I want one of those prediction videos to happen where I'm like three
One and then a sniper bullet crosses my head okay. Oh
Oh
I would have nailed you with that
If you were an enemy, I have to keep running though, because the zone is right behind me. Yeah. Yeah, y'all stupid
You shut your mouth you filthy skunk. Oh
That's sexist not all men are stinky. Okay, gosh
Just like you women
Sometimes you don't hear me complaining huh? When I smelled this fish all the time. You don't hear me complaining about it
This isn't dead fish babies
Oh I see him well when I hit my shot I
Don't know if you can hit your shot
But I'm probably gonna die soon get out of the storm
Well, we need to just just running to the zone well this guy's
You want to go bro
Better run a piece of garbage
Is he coming back? He knows what's good for him. Shut your mouth. Okay?
This is a truck that I can drive
Yeah, it's yellow. What other truck that's yellow
In this dang game. Okay. Well get in the car
It's a truck not a car. Okay. I know you women don't know your cars, but it's okay
Goku Goku what
Instant transmission into this vehicle right now. Oh, okay. I'm sorry
No supper for you, okay. I'm sorry
Oh, yeah
No pleasure. Oh, yeah
Oh, please tell me he's here
Where's ya I don't know was in the in the forest in the force, that's him they're both in there
I lit them up. Oh
God they're running away. We'll be what I think it is
We can just hold them back and push them into the storm, that'd be great
Did they run this direction which direction did they run and they're over here? Oh
Wow, there's a lot of more than one person. So get in get in
Go just drive bro just drive
Get to the next safe zone. I just got a text from somebody
Up here on this mountain
Okay, okay
I'm trying to text
Ya I'm gonna hop out and kill this dude, okay
Don't die
I'm kind of
Questioning
Your ability to live right now as well
Don't you worry about that right now I
Need to cook a pizza
You need to cook a pizza. Yeah cook a pizza, man and still cook your pizza man, cuz you won't cook it worried that pizza
I'm trying to get real quick, man
Don't you man me
Okay, screw it, I haven't I hit him for the head
Heel real quick, so please watch me
Which one do I feel like using I'm just night
Behind me I
Don't know where I don't see him, I don't either I see him. Oh I see him. Oh
No, we're in my hell
This dude is seriously hurt
Students by me
Vegeta here Vegeta. Oh god
Stop yelling
Okay all I'm for on the real talk, I need to cook a pizza so like give me a second, okay
Okay, I'll give you a second okay that second I'm probably gonna go get some food - I'm actually kind of hungry myself
All right, we can just edit this part out. So
Yeah, we swim. There's a push me away. I've got to go to bed somewhat early tonight Oh
Y-yeah, I have to test in for Adult Ed tomorrow. Oh, yeah, that's right
Let's stop talking about personal shit so we can get into the game Oh what sorry
Okay, yeah
It's not my fault, but you like to get personal
The last time I checked you came on to me buddy
Where where did I do that huh? I have the screenshots average female
Oh
Look at me a hollow Comper shut up. Where you at Goku where you know, shut up. Where are you at Goku?
Don't worry about it
For this whole session you have to talk like a girl okay. Oh
Please don't I was okay. I was just kidding. Don't just a joke
For those of you who are going to watch this, uh,
That's actually from Goofy's trial on YouTube
I used to turn around and go straight to these buildings down here
wow, that's actually from a YouTube video called Goofy's trial and
Personally, they are not other they're not sponsoring me or anything
I just wanted to say that dudes awesome for his ability to turn a cartoon into a murder mystery like that
And nobody cares moving on
Well, yeah, we're gonna move on I'm a move on from you
Like I do
Know he probably won't but you have a big one
Still not the same brother. Yeah, you're right. It isn't the same it's better. Oh
You wouldn't ready
Ready? Oh
We're so cringy we are I can't I can't lie on that one
Just like but hey our fans love us if we even have any fans actually
Honestly for the few of you that have subscribed and a few of you that actually do watch my videos
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Garbage, that's what you you you you you live in garbage. Mr. Mr. Grouch Grouch
Yes, that's why I'm bringing back the seven year old insults
First of all, okay
Looking looking like
Looking like mr. Popo over there
Hey, hey, yeah, take a minute to commit to remember that. Mr. Popo swallowed a Kamehameha wave and then
Like we nobody can diss mr. Popo anymore. Yes, he may be fat. Yes. He may be other things
But
hey, I
Don't think you're helping the case shut your mouth
You're trash. You're something that was you shooting what?
Was that you shooting shooting where I have a shotgun to the floor. Do you?
Know I have a shotgun. Why would I shoot?
This is why our relationship doesn't work because you never trust me you always think I'm cheating
You always think I'm lying all the time. Okay, that's because half the time you are
Well, you know I have needs too okay leave me alone you haven't need to lie, yeah, and she
You guys hear that you guys?
Know who's a liar and a cheater? I bet he's hacking right now. Yeah, that's right stream
sniping
That's right. I'm not actually gonna edit that clip into this because lord knows YouTube would take down this video
But you guys know what I mean? Oh
No, we don't know what you mean cuz my staying in and it's gonna be hilarious. Oh, how does have you?
Have you not watched the ninja?
have you not watched your
Language, no
Like you're so toxic like oh my goodness oh
Shut up, that's old
Got to bring back the dead memes guys, it's so worth it
I may be the only person that laughs at them, but hey, at least I laugh at them sure
Friends, that's why
They if I didn't have friends you wouldn't be here right now, that's true. Oh are you just using me for my body, huh?
That's right
Why do I feel like this is gonna become like an official ship
In the curb, it's not a car first of all, whatever get on the ATV you're an ATV
You can have this house screw it
The only way I'm gonna get better loot at this point is if we find the military crate like real shit
That is the only way I'm getting better loot
You're always so needy, you know
Maybe maybe. Oh you scared me. Yeah. I was like I was about to start shooting
Get on the vehicle, it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not get on the vehicle or
No pleasures for you tonight
Now where do I want to go
You literally are like a gamer girl, where do I want to go now you're in the car where are we going I don't know
Acting like we're in the mall or something I
Think this is the right direction. Oh god, here we go. Lord be with us
I'm just gonna pull my map out and hope that we head in the right area. Oh
Okay. Yeah, we're heading to the right area. Oh, are we?
What is this crappy driving your oh shit cheese
Okay. I was joking calm down. Don't know. What a call by driving crap. Oh
I think you might
Hold on. There's actually loot around you. What do you get out of the week? I'm doing donuts. Yeah. Well, I'm getting make it's
All that go cheese done
While you do don't nuts now, I'm drifting
Another fence Oh
Apparently, do you really have to ask that question? Yeah. Yes. I do Oh
What people
Yes, yes you not be quiet
You're so aggravating you're so aggravating
No, you know no you hang up first
No you hang up first, oh, no, you know
Anyway someone's actually shooting at me what?
Is it from behind you know, but there's people dead right here
Just say that's me bro. Oh, sorry, you know how I get okay
Yeah, you get all like trigger-happy it's great
Oh my goodness gracious, oh
I am really quick gonna grab this ATV
You need to shut thy mouth. I
See somebody shut that mouth. I will hit the street sign. Shut up
Well, he jumped off
Got in the way it could have
Hit him, let's go
Did he jump off he did
What are these shots I don't know but he's gonna get on let's chase him
go after I
Go after don't get
Don't let him get to which direction did he go. Oh my goodness gracious Northwest. I'm gonna assume I
Don't know
But now I would have been stupid for him to run that way would it I am gonna loot Church real quick though
What was that I don't know but I'm hearing booms
That's bet my left arm is falling asleep jack off now
Oh
There's a car right here
Jiji fam
Gigi's all around
I'm falling everything someone's someone's rolling up
We're
Northeast I
Need heal, I know I don't Oh God
He crouch again
Please tell me this dude had a sniper rifle on him somewhere. Oh god run
Get him, huh. Sorry, I was talking with somebody
Let's go
We're off to see the Wizard The Wonderful Wizard of Oz hold it
Did we kill the guy did we kill that guy here? No, no, we didn't kill him
Hey get off get off kind of took off
I just peppered his vehicle. He just peppered Oh
Oh
Yeah, I killed him. I killed him. I think I hope so
I'm picking you up. Yeah, I killed him. I got him rez me
Are you sure oh hell
Are you sure about that?
You better not get us. Yeah, um, I'm pretty positive he's dead because I have a kill now that I didn't have before. Okay, so
Now I'm gonna drive over there to loot his dead body and we're about to take that Humvee
I'm taking the back streets. I don't stumble. I don't trust out there. Oh
Yes, he had the gun that I wanted nice okay. Oh
No way I was bullshit that was bullshit that was real bullshit
How did that happen? I didn't even hear that dude drive up man
How did that happen though first, I don't know man did you die no, I'm right here. Oh
I told you I was taking the back streets
And I went to go
I
Said you should that's why I just took the back road. I was like
Billy got in the Humvee. I'm trying
What does he have
We got two kills and you got a assist for us, yeah
How could you die
Do you want to know something weird funny? Yes, I am uncomfortably erect at this point
That is hilarious, I love it
Alright, thank you guys so much for watching remember to blast that like button it's very violent subscription and I'll talk to you guys later
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