Thứ Tư, 14 tháng 6, 2017

Waching daily Jun 14 2017

hey everyone welcome back to my channel

todays tutorial will be showing you how to make miniature potatoes

for this method i'm using polymer clay, however cold porcelain will also work

Start out by rolling a snake of clay in a light tan or dough colour.

Cut this into equal 1cm lengths.

Next roll your clay into balls and smooth out rough edges. Gently roll each piece into a loose egg shape.

foreman kitten is making sure i do this correctly

Next using a balling tool or something with a round end

gently dent the potatoes at random

This doesn't have to be perfect. The idea is to create an area for pastel pigments to clump in.

Shave off some soft pastel directly onto the potatoes and using your fingers

make sure they have an even coating

You can use gloves of you don't want to get your hands messy.

Shave off some dark brown pastel and spread it across your work surface

Then roll your potatoes across the pastel so that they pick up only a small amount of pigment.

This is to make the potatoes look semi washed and dirty.

During this step, be careful not to rub or handle the potatoes as you want the dark brown pigment to not be smooth

Now you will want to gently press in the larger clumps of dark brown pastel forming a small dent.

You can add a few eyes or shoots using some clean dough colour clay and attach using TLS.

you can add as little of as many shoots on these potatoes as you like

once you are happy with your potatoes, go ahead and bake for the full duration as per package instructions

then once they have cooled, cover them with a matte glaze

To peel the potatoes firmly hold then with some tweezers and peel off the skin using and xacto blade

Now you can arrange a scene with your potatoes

I hope you enjoyed this tutorial. don't forget to leave a thumbs up and I'll see you in my next video.

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Ultimate Desk Setup Maintenance | How to Clean up you PC Setup? - Duration: 17:55.

Hey what'up this is Eddy from Eddy04TV and today we're doing something a little

bit different actually this video is for showing off how to do the process of

maintenance or cleaning out your computer actually what I did is I went

through the whole process of Center on my computer dismantle in and clean it

out I do this every three months usually and

the whole process is to just mention every single part of the computers step

four the CPU I don't like remove my thermal place that often so yeah pretty

much you clean up every single part I use some dusters and dirt removers

special dirt removers actually to be able to have a computer a snooze this

computer has around what for four years probably I built it in 2013 and has been

going strong pretty much I've been able to play overwatch and a whole bunch of

other games I can stream as well and record videos as you can see probably

all upgraded I have a GTX 260 and I'm thinking and going to gtx 1070 probably

over 1080 if I if I get to I'm great I don't know

sometimes the you know financial struggles I guess but anyways that has

nothing to do with the video actually I have other videos that talk about how to

manage the budget and having your computer in gaming and everything

together you can also check my odds videos like I said I'm going to add the

links of all the parts that I have in the description below so you can go

ahead and click on them if you want to support me through the affiliate link

besides that please thumbs up if you like the video and you can go ahead and

subscribe and work on all the videos thanks for watching guys now you'll see

a fast-forward time-lapse video for me clean on my computer in terms of

upgrading the setup and I hope you like it

by the way if you have any doubts or any questions about the whole process if you

need any supporting help and you can just go ahead and the comment below in

texting pretty much and I'll try my best to help you out

so when up further adue there goes the video

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this time I'll finish the job

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again thanks for watching and see you on the

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How to Talk Dirty to Her - HEALTH & LIFE - Duration: 1:40.

How to Talk Dirty to Her

Dirty talk can go one of two ways: say the wrong thing and youll leave your partner in a fit of giggles – or worse, running out of your apartment.

But with any great risk comes the possibility of great reward: say the right things and shell be all over you quicker than a rash.

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Ghost Machine (2009) - Duration: 1:30:00.

(woman whispering )

- ( woman screams ) - ( chains rattling )

Man: Okay, let's go.

( car door slams )

( car starts )

( woman whimpering )

( car door slams )

( woman screams )

( whimpers )

( woman chanting softly )

( thunder rumbles )

( chanting quietly )

- ( gasps ) - Man: Move it.

( sobbing )

( tires screech )

( screams )

Come on, baby. Come on.

( helicopter whirring )

( radio chatter )

( muffled breathing )

( goggles whirring )

- ( electricity crackles ) - Move move move!

( gunfire )

( men shouting )

On me! On me! Through the room.

He's on flank. Drop it.

What are you waiting for? Do it!

Get the fuck up! Get the fuck up!

- ( loud explosion ) - ( men screaming )

Computer: Ending simulation.

- ( gasping ) - Computer: Extracting players.

You just got your whole unit blown up.

You okay?

- Yeah, I'm fine. - You're a fucking liability, trooper.

I think she's really hurt, man.

She's fine. Automatic cut-out--

any vitals go critical, the system brings her out.

You know the score.

You fuck up, you get basted.

We weren't warned about booby traps in the arena, Sergeant.

Warned?

You're not Special Forces.

You're special fucking needs!

Now outside. Playtime's over.

Actually, I'm gonna need her for a while first, Sergeant.

You okay, Jess?

Yes, sir.

Outside in 10.

The rest of you-- good work.

Now piss off and have yourselves a weekend.

I'm fine.

- Hey, Tom, what was that all about? - Go debrief the others, Vic.

Look, I'm sorry,

but my job is not to give you an easy ride.

- Dismount, cowboy. - ( laughs )

All right, so when you were in there, there were times

when you realized it was a simulation, right?

For instance, before finishing off that guy,

you hesitated when you thought it was real,

- but then you realized-- - Shit!

Just don't tell them, all right?

Tom: It's no problem.

My job is to make the sim for the brain.

Taggert's the one that's supposed to make a mindless killer out of you.

Thanks. Is that it?

Yes, ma'am. That's all.

( beeping )

What'd you go and do that for?

- What's that, Victor? - This-- it was a booby trap.

Were you planning on bringing her?

Because I really don't think it's her scene, man.

No no no, that's not the point.

The point is, you nearly blew her fucking hand off, mate.

And it grew right back.

- ( dialing ) - I did you a favor, man.

I mean, tell me.

How did you plan on getting out of seeing her, anyway?

Oh, we had no definite plan.

( chuckles ) It's Friday night, dude.

She may be Special Forces, but she is a chick.

She would've had you by the balls.

- Fuck off. - She'll be fine, trust me.

It's you I'm worried about. I mean, look at you.

You're falling apart.

You can make it up to her tomorrow, but for now,

Iet's get this show on the road.

Okay.

( machinery rumbling )

All right, dude. Load up and I'll make the call.

And try to be inconspicuous.

( dials )

Man: Tom, Fort Bragg is not the same without you, bud.

Hey man, listen up. I'm gonna run some sims tonight,

off-base remote link.

So I'm gonna need a support team and the system running.

Man: You've got it. Is this another one of your crazy-ass experiments?

Tom: No. No no no, man.

Just some regular extreme gaming, dude. No for reals.

But hey, I am gonna push this.

So if the readings get a little crazy, don't worry about it, all right?

And, uh...

don't tell the chief, okay?

Cool. I owe you one, man.

( helicopters whirring )

- Hey. - Hey.

So listen, sorry l-- l, um--

I screwed up earlier this evening.

- You know, not that we had plans exactly-- - No. It's okay.

It's just too bad.

So are you going somewhere?

Hey, I forgot to ask you about your hand.

Oh, right. Yeah. It's fine actually.

- Gave me a bit of a shock, that's all. - Yeah, I'm sorry about that.

It's hardly your fault. I have two hands now.

- See? - ( laughs )

- So, what'll you do then, tonight? - I don't know. No real plans.

You know? Bit of gaming with Benny.

Iain's got this really kind of cool setup at work.

So we're gonna check that out.

Oh, God. Geeks' night out.

Yeah. Geeks' night out.

- Are you up to something? - No. No.

I mean-- you know, anyway I've got to go.

- Oh! Steady. - All right. Okay.

- Uh, well, you better run. - Yeah.

Um--

- so should I call you later then? - Yeah.

Yeah, you can call me later.

You might need me to come rescue you.

- Yeah. - All right. Let's go.

She's gonna call later.

Subterfuge just ain't your thing, is it, bud?

( car starts )

What did the guy mean by "crazy-ass experiments"?

Oh, the guy's retarded. They all are.

They can't even begin to fathom what this shit can do.

A prophet's never recognized his own land, mate.

Tom: Damn straight.

You think I came here for the weather?

Vic: Tell me about it.

( car horn beeps )

Fuck's sake! Fuckers!

- ( laughing ) - Come on, that's mean.

Kind of thought so.

Tom, Benny. Benny, Tom.

- The American Vic, right? - ( laughs )

No. I'm the original, he's the Australian rip-off.

- Oh. - Oh, man.

- That hurts. - Have you got it?

The question is, my friend, have you got it?

- You know what I'm saying? - Absolutely.

Oh, yeah.

( laughing ) Hold on.

People actually pay you

to get their avatars up to higher gaming levels?

Are you kidding me? You call that a job?

Well, what can I tell ya?

- Meet the master. - Oh, here we go.

And you can't fucking laugh.

I've just creamed your high score again.

I'm on fucking fire, boys.

This game of yours-- it won't know what the fuck has hit it.

( camera whirring )

Here we go, guys.

( gunfire )

Die, you fuck!

( beeping )

An empty jail.

Imagine being stuck in here on your own every night.

( laughs ) Hell of a security guard.

How long do we have to sit here for, Vic?

I mean, can't we just go anywhere and set this up?

- No. - Why this gloomy shithole?

Tom: "Gloomy shithole's" the point, bud.

It's completely undisturbed and it's all ours.

Not to mention, he's got CCTV

which clearly is not working.

About bloody fucking time.

- ( door creaking ) - Oh! Ha ha!

About time! Thank you!

Benny: Jesus Christ.

This place is being turned into a hotel?

Vic: Five stars.

( chuckles )

Hey!

( car doors slam )

- What took ya? - Mr. Sullivan.

Good to see you again.

You ready for this?

So it's up to me and Vic to lift everything, eh?

Hey. Welcome to the house of fun, boys.

We'll be the judge of that.

Yeah.

Cool space, man. This will be unreal.

Hey, where's that stuff at?

- What stuff? - Come on, man.

You know what I'm talking about.

That crazy shit you told me that night in the pub.

- Where's it at? - Benny: What crazy stuff?

Vic: Keep up.

- The place that really spooked you. - Oh, yeah.

People laugh at me for that.

They think I'm fucking hallucinating.

But if they went down there,

they wouldn't laugh.

I'm not laughing at you, man.

Just tell me, down where?

Benny: Where do I dump this?

North wing, lower level,

through the tunnel.

That's where it's worse, you know?

Benny: Oi! Security.

You sly fuckers.

Fuck.

( beeping )

( low rumbling )

( pop music playing )

- So this game... - Mate?

- Cheers. -...is it as good as Vic says?

This game...

is no game, my friend.

Benny: Very fancy.

What kind of specs are we talking?

Unless you have a PhD in Al from MlT,

don't even ask.

I do have an MA in "fuck you."

Will that not do?

- All right, so... - ( beeps )

...we'll go ahead and wire up this place...

- ( beeping, whirring ) -...and one other wing.

That one. All the way downstairs too.

My lovely assistant here will show you what to do.

Wow. These are not what we've been using.

- What are these sexy things? - It's an upgrade.

It's for your greater comfort and pleasure.

- Oh, very comfortable. - ( device beeping )

They're not gonna put themselves out.

Okay. Take the bag.

Vic: lain, you know what to do, mate.

Bring the weed and let's get the fuck out of here.

So, Vicky, if Yankee Doodle Dandy says to suck his cock,

do you say, "How hard?"

Vic: Oh, Benny boy,

for the purposes of tonight,

so do you.

Hold on, why are we going this way?

Because, my very stoned friend--

ha ha--

- Tom said so. - Yeah, but--

Ha!

So, what do these gizmos do then?

- ( whirring ) - It's how the system maps the location.

See, these babies will monitor just about anything--

geography, temperature...

( beeping )

It's looking good.

Computer: Warning: raising emersion--

( whirrs )

( keys tapping, beeping )

...monitor movement, temperature, ionic charge...

( beeps )

...every fucking molecule.

( laughs )

This way.

( whirring )

( water running )

- Question. - ( gasps )

What were you up to at the sim building?

If you have a question, you can fucking well wait outside.

You're not a woman here, you're a soldier

just like all the rest.

Isn't that how you want it?

Get the fuck out of my way.

- ( locker door rattling ) - Looking for lover boy, were ya?

You think I don't know

you've been fucking your way through the course?

Bad news.

The geeks can't get you through.

They're not proper army.

( grunting )

I'm the real fucking army!

Basic training, trooper-- never drop your guard...

unless you want me to treat you different--

more like a woman.

'Cause I can do that.

Put it away or wave it goodbye.

Yeah.

You think I can't take that off you?

( grunts ) Don't you blink, trooper.

You blink and it's mine.

And you.

( grunts )

You'll blink.

Fuck!

Aw, fuck!

Wanker!

( keys jangling )

Whoa.

What kind of fucked up prison is this, lain?

Yeah, it's not a regular prison, mate.

Well, I mean it was until it closed down 20 years ago.

Then the military took it over after 9/11.

When I was in the service it was supposed to be out of use,

but we all knew different.

( ghostly whispering )

- Benny: And? - lain: Mate.

Benny: Come on, lain. Spill the beans.

- What the fuck happened here? - Whoa.

You know our boys were working with the Americans--

- Whoa. - --picking up suspects overseas.

And if they wanted to interrogate them

without worrying about the Geneva Convention and stuff,

- well, this is where they took them. - Bollocks.

- What? - You mean rendition?

- Yeah. - There was none of that shit here.

What the fuck do you know?

All right, then wise up now. Now they export it.

- That's why they let this place go. - Of course they did.

I'm telling ya! I was stationed at your base.

- What, my base? - Yeah.

They used guys from there as guards here.

- Uh-huh. - Mates of mine-- they told me stuff.

Stuff? What kind of stuff?

Torture.

Unmarked graves. Dark shit.

Whoa whoa whoa. These prisoners,

they all went to Guantanamo, didn't they?

Not all of them.

Some people came in and never came out.

No shit?

Iain: That leads to the interrogation cell.

I don't go down there.

Bro, seriously,

no one in the security company goes down there.

That's where it's cold.

Cold?

Yeah, well,

I mean a kind of cold.

It's like death.

How the hell were you ever in the army?

( water dripping )

What do you know about fear?

Vic: Come on, lain. I'll look after you, mate.

Benny: Ooooh. Ooooh.

Vic: Come on.

- ( phone ringing ) - Jesus.

- Ooh. - ( mimics whip cracking )

- Jess: Vic, where are you? - Hey, babe.

- ( feedback screeching ) - ( phone beeps )

Aw.

Kind of weird, hmm?

Vic's voice: ...Ieave me a message

- and I'll ring you back. - ( beeps )

Hey listen, Vic, it's me.

Um-- I know what you're up to.

And to be honest,

I really don't feel like hanging around here right now,

so...

give me a call.

All right.

Fuck.

( low rumbling )

( device whirring )

- ( door clacks ) - Oh, you asshole.

( laughs )

Ooh.

Fucking hell.

What is that stench?

When did you say this place was last used?

( beeping, whirring )

We're in.

( ghostly whispering )

( dialing )

( ringing )

- Woman: Good evening. - Yes, hello.

Do you have a Mr. Iain Sullivan working for you?

Woman: Mr. Sullivan-- yes, we do.

Right, well, his mobile's off,

so do you think you could tell me where to find him?

Woman: I'm not supposed to release that--

( beeping )

So, Major Tom, what are we waiting for?

Monitor signals need a boost--

- high as you can. - Gotcha.

Aren't you afraid of heights, soldier?

Iain: So do you guys do this often, then?

You know, knick the kit from the base?

Uh--

yeah, sure.

A bunch of us at Bragg devised a scoring system

for the shoot-em-ups.

We got ourselves a little league going.

Thought it might be cool to have some international competition.

And well, Vicky says you boys know what you're doing.

- Yeah. - Well...

maybe we'll teach you a thing or three.

- ( laughs ) - Yeah, or seven.

Wow. You boys have got a high opinion of yourselves now, don't ya?

Joking aside,

as an American, at lmmigration, when they say "occupation,"

do you have to say "No, just here on holiday"?

( laughing )

You're a funny guy.

Let's see how much you laugh when you're inside the belly of the beast.

- Whatever. - Guys!

- We're good to go. - ( beeping )

Hello.

Private, I need the keys to the sim building.

Right, Sergeant.

( jet flying over )

- All right. - You're fucking kidding.

Okay.

All right, none of that. Come on.

- Ready? - Spoil sport.

( belches ) So...

how does this miracle machine work then?

Well, we-- we manipulate the temporal lobe.

It stops the brain from being able to tell reality from fantasy.

What the-- temporal--

- uh-- - ( snickering )

No, is it...

- it's safe, yeah? - ( laughing )

Relax, Tom's done it 100 times. Right, Tom?

Simple appliance of science.

Don't worry.

I've only ever lobotomized a couple of guys.

You'll be just fine.

See, basically, you boys-- you're going to be in a waking dream state.

- Right? - You know how sometimes you know

- that you're dreaming? - Yeah.

Yeah, well,

you might feel that at first, but then...

...we take the breakers off,

the dream becomes reality.

- Here we go. - ( computer beeping )

You guys not coming in then?

( both laugh )

We just gotta get things running smoothly.

- We'll see you girls in there in a bit. - Right.

- Aw, cool. - This is gonna be great.

Wow.

All right, mate. How fucking crazy is this?

It looks like you.

- Ow! - ( Benny snickers )

Guys, listen up.

I can feel that!

You're moving into a different reality.

Your brains need time to interface with the software.

Oh.

This is fucked.

Guys--

Tom: Pretty soon you won't be able to hear me.

- You'll be completely online. - Stop it, right?

- ( beeping rapidly ) - Whoa.

Something is up with Benny.

Unfamiliar scenario.

He'll be fine.

You are soldiers in enemy territory.

Look around.

Fight and stay alive.

( beeping rapidly )

- Full combat? - The works, baby.

( laughs ) Holy mind fuck.

( gunfire )

Yeah!

It's been too fucking long, right?

Check your weapon.

Okay.

Safety off.

Go for it.

( laughing ) Yes.

Right, let's fucking go for this.

Come on.

Computer: Uploading.

- That's so beautiful. - Concentrate, soldier! Focus.

They're above us.

( screaming )

Get behind me! Go go!

How do you score?

Tom: Let's regenerate a few.

( laughing )

Go go go!

( beeping )

( screaming )

Benny: They're coming from everywhere!

Fuck!

Go down the fucking stairs!

It's getting a little extreme there, don't you think?

It's a fucking program.

The combatants are programmed to miss.

( whirring )

Go go go go! Fall back!

Come on!

Go go go go!

What the fuck? Get in here!

( shrieking )

- lain! - Piece of shit!

( snarling, grunting )

Benny: lain, you all right?

- Bitch! - You're not so clever now!

Iain. Fuck!

( whimpers )

- Vic: Shit, man-- what-- - ( keys tapping )

What the fuck is that?

That looked like a woman.

- I've got bigger problems to deal with. - Computer: Access denied.

The automatic cut-out just... cut out.

- Computer: Access denied. - ( beeping )

Oh, shit. Iain's in trouble.

- Where are you going? - I'm pulling the plug, man.

What are you, crazy? There's a million different ways that could mess him up.

If nothing else, you could turn him into a vegetable.

But leaving him in there might fucking kill him. Okay, man?

It's my call. First you close the program.

- Well then, close the fucking program! - I'm trying!

- ( gunfire ) - lain?

Fuck.

( raspy breathing )

( computer beeping )

- Okay, we didn't upload that. - ( snarling )

Tom: We've got to get them out now.

( gunfire )

( screaming )

( screaming )

( men screaming )

( panting )

Oh, fuck. Oh, God.

Come on.

For fuck's sake, lain, get up.

Come on, get fucking up!

You all right? Yeah?

What doesn't kill ya...

Ready, yeah?

( laughs )

Holy fuck.

( panting )

Look like we fucking blew them away.

( laughs )

No, man. That wasn't you.

No. Bullets may have done that...

but not that.

Benny: I definitely did that, mate.

This has got to be the most coolest thing yet.

That's for sure, eh?

Escape, you stupid-- Fuck! Escape!

Iain: Shut up! Just shut up!

( woman shouting )

- ( grunts ) - Computer: Ending simulation.

- Tom: Got 'em. - Computer: Extracting players.

Hey.

You okay?

Oh-ho, my fucking God!

- Yeah, you like that, huh? - Liked it?!

It was fucking horrible!

Give me more! ( laughs )

Hey, you all right?

Yeah, fucking fine.

Man on loudspeakers: Sergeant Taggert,

this is Fort Bragg Control. How can we help you?

Equipment's gone missing from my base.

It may be your base, but it's our equipment.

This is a security matter.

Man: And your security status does not permit you

to be in this facility on your own.

Please leave immediately, Sergeant.

That is some intense shit.

Vic: What did I tell you, Benny boy? Huh?

I mean, that could really fuck you up.

Guys, listen--

Tommy, how did we do, anyway?

What's the score? Tommy boy?

The score?

- No score. - No score?

Yeah, the system, it didn't collate it.

We had to extract you early.

We had a technical glitch.

- He's checking it out. - Fuck!

I fucking creamed them!

- ( chuckles ) - No, that wasn't you.

It certainly wasn't fucking you, soldier.

You see this guy? He froze on me.

Wouldn't want him beside you in a real fight.

- Shut the fuck up. - ( phone ringing )

- ( beeping ) - Computer: Scan complete.

Sensor malfunctioning.

Man: Hey, Tom, we're getting some crazy readings.

- What's up? - Yeah, it's no big deal.

It's just a couple of the sensors blew.

I'm gonna go change 'em now.

I'm coming right back. No touching.

Right, guys.

Something really fucked up happened in there.

Here we go.

- Acid flashback. - No.

This was not in my head.

Well...

it was in my head, but--

( snickers ) lain, mate,

you fried your brains.

You really fucking deep-fried 'em.

You gotta relax, lain.

It's all part of the game-- total immersion.

I really don't think this was part of any game.

The game worked, man.

You played the game.

( beeps )

( ghostly whispering )

So, um, this precious system of yours--

Mm-hmm?

Can it read any CD-ROM?

Yeah, it sure can.

The program just acts as a catalyst for the brain.

How about, say, this one?

No no no no, Benny boy. No.

The system's not all clear yet. It's too damn risky.

Oh, how risky can it be?

Naked women. Oh fuck, no.

Hey, whoa-- no. Don't touch that.

Which is it-- you don't know how

or you're not allowed?

Mmm.

( ghostly whispering )

( whispers ) Howdy.

Now it's best to stay in the room.

The rest is not all mapped out yet, okay?

Yeah. All right.

Man, this is a bad idea.

Stop being such a fucking Cassandra.

- A what? - Ho-ho!

He's ignorant too.

Cassandra, she was the Trojan princess.

She-- well, she had the gift of prophecy

but no one believed her.

Right. So what you're saying is

that no one believed her, but actually she was right.

Right. That-- that was a bad example.

That's not what I meant. What I meant was--

What he's saying is a faint heart never fucks a pig, yeah?

- True. - Yeah.

( snorts )

- Let's rock. - Hmm?

( beeping )

I hope the ladies like a guy in uniform.

( electronic music playing )

We'll make it ideal.

And they don't give it a shit because they'll even like you.

Now you're going

into a new place.

Your mission--

well, it's to fuck anything that moves, right, mate?

- ( laughs ) - Can you actually, like, fuck?

- Fuckers. - ( laughs )

( whimpers )

Fuck.

Evening, darling.

( sighs )

Got something for a weary soldier, have ya?

Cool.

- ( whirring ) - ( men chatting )

Yes. Ha ha.

Can you give her a bit more,

I don't know, character?

What, you mean like "character"?

Yeah, like, you know... dominatrix.

I can't do that.

Iain: He likes 'em beefy.

That's what I call "WM-Double-D."

( dance music playing )

Perfect just got better.

( chains rattling )

Come here.

Woman: Hey, baby.

( laughs )

( chains rattling )

( distant sirens wailing )

- ( glass shatters ) - Oh fuck.

( both moaning )

Yes. ( laughs )

- Tom. - Jess.

What are you doing here?

Funny that. I was about to ask you the same thing.

Oh, boys will be boys.

When did you plan this?

Totally last minute.

You're full of shit.

Don't tell anyone, okay?

( phone ringing )

- Hold that thought. - Oh, I will.

- Man: Tom. - Hey, man. Yeah, I just fixed it.

- Man: Copy that. It's running right now. - No no, that's not possible.

Man: I'm getting some strange pictures here, Tom.

Those motherfuckers!

Unbelievable.

Oh, yes.

( woman giggling )

Oh, hello.

What's this?

Brought another friend, did ya?

- On you go, cowboy. - Hey, asshole!

Stop the fucking program!

Would you relax? It's just a bit of fun,

No fucking idea--

Big drama queen.

Don't fuck with my game, dude.

- ( clears throat ) - Jess!

Oh--

You are in so much trouble.

Benny: Why don't you come over and join us here, love?

The more the merrier.

Why don't you let me work on this one a couple of minutes, yeah?

Woman: Aww.

- You fucking idiots! - Relax.

It's just a bit of fun. Look at him.

You stood me up for this?

Uh, technically we didn't have a date.

Charming.

Relax, it's not like I'm with another woman.

Right, so...

what would you call this then?

Okay, it was Benny's idea.

It was his idea. Look at him.

- ( slams CD ) - Come on!

It was Benny's idea, babe!

That is... some look, babe.

( laughs )

Oh.

A little shy, are ya?

Not too shy for a bit of bondage though.

That's, uh--

just a little tight, babe.

- Seriously? - ( groans )

Guys. Guys!

Look.

I-- I don't think this woman is ideal.

No need to stop entirely.

See? What I tell you? Look.

Huh? He's loving it. Look at him.

- ( roars ) - ( gags )

- Jesus Christ. - Fuck me.

- Shit. - What the fuck happened there?

Benny? Someone get him out.

- Computer: System locked. - Tom: It won't close.

Vic: Shit!

Shit.

( gagging )

- Jess: Jesus. - Do something.

- Jess: His neck! - Tom: I'm on it.

( beeping )

- What just happened? - I just replaced some of the sensors,

but these idiots started the program before it came online again.

Just hold on, okay?

- That should do it. - ( beeping )

I thought that there was no way that it could cause actually, physical damage.

Yeah, I said that this is out of control.

Look-- the cut-out fucked up.

It could just be a muscle spasm, okay?

But he's alive. We can get him out.

We just have to find him, that's all.

- So, where is he? - The arena's shifting.

- Tom! - That's unexpected.

- Unexpected? - Appliance of science.

We apply, it replies.

- ( gasping ) - ( computer beeping )

Fuck.

What's it saying now?

Fuck.

Oh, fuck!

( gasping, gagging )

( ghostly breathing )

( crackling )

( pulsating )

( beeping )

Hey, Tom! Stop staring at it, mate, and do something.

Come on, please. Shit.

I'm sorry, Benny.

Why can't we just unplug him?

To unplug him, we'd have to close the program.

And to close the program, we'd have to extract the players.

And to extract the players, we gotta know where they are.

- How can this happen? - What part of it, Jess?

The program not closing? The disappearances? Injuries?

It's got in there, that's how.

It's fucking in there.

- What is? - He's got some mentalist notion

- there's a haunted corridor. - Oh, for--

There's something down there.

Vic, you felt that weird shit.

And I told him we shouldn't be fucking around down there.

If you don't believe me, fucking ask him.

Why'd you pick that wing, Tom?

If you would all just calm down--

As a matter of fact, why did you even

insist we come here in the first place?

We need to focus on Benny.

No, we need to know what's going on, Tom!

Yeah. Tom, enough.

All right, no bullshit, no cryptic comments.

Just tell us what the fuck is going on.

We may have uploaded an anomaly.

What kind of anomaly?

He means a ghost. Did I not just say that?

I mean an unidentified source of energy

- that has corrupted the system. - You uploaded it how, Tom?

Look, the vital thing right now

is to get Benny out, wouldn't you say?

We need to find him.

So how do we find him?

Somebody has to go in.

No.

- Quickly. - All right.

I put him in there. I'll go and get him.

Jess: Vic, there's a hostile in there.

You've got hardly any combat experience.

I'll go with you.

You're better off to bring somebody

who knows the place well too.

It's kind of... changeable.

( keys tapping )

You're going in.

Okay, Tom. Can we find him?

- ( beeping ) - To find him, we have to find her.

Clearly we're not dealing with an ordinary sim combatant.

- How do we fight her? - Well, you're going to need

a special weapon and I've got just the thing.

( beeping )

- Vic: An immobilizer. - Tom: lmmobilize,

capture, drag-- bingo.

You seem mighty well-prepared for this anomaly.

What can I say?

I was a Boy Scout.

Authorization is Taggert 750-X-02.

I'm running a training sim here.

I need you to triangulate a mobile signal.

( beeping )

I'm taking you in fast, guys.

This is a search and rescue mission. Find the hostage, capture the hostile.

( ghostly whispering )

Test your weapons. Good luck.

Yeah. Beautiful.

( beeping )

Oopla!

Iain, what's the matter? Arm yourself.

Let's go.

Right. This way.

Last man down. Go right.

Closed down all this years ago.

Running silent-- stick to giving directions.

Right. Take the stairs in front of you.

What stairs?

The fucking stairs in front of you.

Iain, what stairs? This is no time to piss about.

The fucking--

Iain, just 'cause you don't want to go down there, mate--

- come on, hurry up. - No-- right-- look.

I've walked this beat 100 times--

a fucking 1,000 times.

This is where the fucking stairs are.

- He's fucking right. - What are you waiting for?

All right. I'm going to check down this way.

You check the other cells.

( ghostly whispering )

Come on.

Vic! Come here!

- Jess! - Where the fuck has she gone?!

Shit! Fuck.

( buzzing )

She's right behind you. Turn around.

Guys?

Vic?

( chains rattling )

( rumbling )

( Jess gasps )

( chains rattling )

Jess!

Benny!

Shit. Jess!

Jess!

Mate, I don't think you should be fucking shouting.

Shut up. Benny!

Jess!

( man gasping )

Jess: Oh my God.

- Benny. - Jess.

No, go. Go

- She's here. She's here. - It's okay.

She's not here. I've got you.

( grunts ) It's okay, Benny. It's all right.

That's it. Down you go.

Oh, shit.

( chains rattling )

- ( groaning ) - All right, Benny. You just hang tight.

Help is coming.

- Did I get the top score? - What?

- Did I win? - Benny, listen to me.

You're hurt.

Just fucking beautiful.

Just-- don't try to speak, all right?

( inhales )

Hell of a thing--

world in a microchip.

Looks...

almost...

real.

( alarm beeping )

Benny.

( flatlining )

- ( phone beeps ) - Man: Tom?

Did someone just die?

Benny.

( grunts )

Shit.

Fuck.

( screaming )

( groaning )

There's a good girl.

( groaning )

( lights buzzing )

( Jess moans )

( shrieking )

( coughing )

( groans )

( screaming )

Whoa!

Go! Go! ( screams )

Whoa-ho!

- Man: Tom? - Just bear with me, dude.

I got a plan.

( lights buzzing )

- ( beeping ) - Shit!

Not again!

Fuck.

( panting )

Come on.

What kind of a fucking game do you call this?

Listen to me, Taggert.

You just cut the signal boost.

Now they're trapped inside until I reconnect.

They're already in serious danger.

You just made it worse.

No no, don't touch him. Don't!

He's past caring.

I knew you couldn't handle combat, girlie!

You can't even handle a fucking game.

- ( grunting ) - No, she's still in the system!

( groans )

- Jess! - She's here!

She's here! Where is she?

Jess, stop.

You're out of the sim, Jess.

- The sim, Jess-- - Fuck.

- ( coughing ) - Oh!

( gasps )

( sighs )

Tom, there was a woman.

- She killed Benny. - What was she like?

What was she like? She--

she was evil.

I know this sounds crazy, but...

she got inside my--

my head.

It was like I had her memories.

How could that happen?

You interfaced with it. Oh my God.

That's-- that's everything--

Wait. He was there.

- This is crazy. - Taggert?

- Where? - He attacked me. I mean, fuck--

I mean, he attacked her. I--

Christ, that's what she wants--

revenge.

She's going to kill--

why are they not out?

Tom, why are they not out of the sim?

You weren't as fully immersed as they are, but...

if we don't get them out right away, they may never come back.

Here. Signal-- as high as you can.

Iain: Where'd the lights go, man?

It's the extraction team.

They cut the power. They have a tendency to do that.

No.

There's no team, man.

It's just us.

We're left here, Vic.

( ghostly whispering )

Oi, there's something there.

There's nothing there, okay, lain?

Please, hold it together for me, okay, man?

- ( beeps ) - Okay.

Come on, come on.

Guys, hang in there. Cavalry's coming.

- Can you see them? - It's rebuilding.

Well, the whole fucking world has disappeared, man.

- ( system powering up ) - Shh shh shh.

Shut up.

- You hear that? - ( lights buzzing )

You hear that? Fuck.

Listen. Listen to that, mate.

Listen to that.

Hello?

Jess! Benny!

Anyone?

( loud rumbling )

No, mate.

Don't think about it.

What's that, lain?

Iain? Iain!

- ( lain screams ) - Shit, man! Fuck!

Fuck!

You did this intentionally.

Yeah.

- I had this theory-- - What the fuck!

Are you saying that lain was right?

What have you done?

Jesus Christ. Who is she?

A life form, a spirit, a ghost, call it what you--

I'm sorry. Who was she?

Beats me.

But she knew Taggert, so she can't be that long gone.

- Wait, I have an idea. Dude. - Man: What's going on, man?

I need you to check some files for me.

( moans echoing )

( gurgling, gasping )

- ( moaning, gagging ) - ( water running )

- ( computer beeping ) - Come on.

Okay, complete. Get them out.

It may be complete, but nothing is where it should be

and I still can't see them.

- ( alarm beeping ) - Look at this crazy shit.

She's doing this.

I can't find anything anymore.

( gagging )

I know where they are.

Put me back in.

- ( retching ) - ( beeping rapidly )

( flatlining )

- Put me in, quick. - Jess,

once you find her, just get her in the beam

and I'll take care of the rest.

Tom, get this--

if I find her, I'm going to tie her chain

around her fucking neck

and I'm going to rip her evil head off.

Oh, shit.

Fuck.

( clicks )

( grunts )

( wind howling )

Jess! Jess!

Jess!

Vic?

Shit!

- ( woman moaning ) - Shit!

- ( beeping ) - ( keys tapping )

- ( beeps ) - Man: Tom, we got one possibility.

- Talk to me. - Man: Just known as Prisoner K--

cyber-terrorist.

She was picked up by the company in lstanbul

just after 9/11.

Put her in an unmarked jet,

flew her to the UK for questioning

took her to that jail of yours.

Tell me about the prisoner.

Man: Worked for the highest bidder, lQ off the scale,

she hacked into banks.

War on terror? Man, she was funding the other side.

- What does it say happened to her? - Man: She was one mean motherfucker.

Killed a guard. The interrogation got a little out of hand.

Your man Taggert was in charge.

What it says here--

she died there, man.

So, what the fuck is going on?

( ghostly whispers )

Man: What's this about, man?

I caught us a ghost, man.

- Man: You did what? - That's right.

Like I always said, man,

this thing--

it's got consciousness.

It can do shit you would not even believe.

And we can own her.

Man: Tom, people have died.

We can't hide this from the chief. I'm shutting you down.

No no no no, you cannot do that.

- We have people inside. - ( beeping )

Man: Oh shit.

Okay, you got 15 minutes to get 'em out.

- That's all. - ( keys tapping )

Tom: You're going to have to run the sim from there.

I'm going in for them.

And I'm gonna catch me a ghost.

Man: How the hell are you gonna do that?

I got something she wants.

Man: Okay, Tom, we're set.

I'm sending you in first, then Taggert.

( woman crying )

Oh, shit.

Vic: Hey. Hey, you okay?

Hey. Hey.

- ( sobbing ) - You understand me? Hey.

- Are you hurt? Hey. - ( shouts )

( gagging )

Shit.

Ah, fucking bitch!

- ( screams ) - Bitch, fuck you!

Get your fucking hands off him!

- Vic! - Where'd she go?

- I don't know. - Did you get her?

I don't think so.

What the bloody fuck?

( gasping )

Iain's dead.

- I know. - I kind of thought she got you.

- No. - Come here.

Where are ya?

You fucker!

When I fucking get hold of you

I'm gonna make mincemeat!

( footsteps approaching )

Who the bloody hell are you?

Hello, baby. Want to party?

- ( grunts ) - ( chain whips )

( ghostly whispering )

( screeches )

- ( rattling ) - What are you up to, you fuckers?

Don't fuck with me!

Where are ya?

What's going on?

( grunting )

Fuck!

( chains rattling )

Is this a fucking joke?

( snarling )

You?

Okay, we just need to get to the rotunda.

- They can extract us from there. - ( chain whipping )

( Taggert screaming )

( moaning softly )

Jess: Okay, go! Go!

Jesus.

She's mine, Jess!

- ( zapping ) - ( gasping )

( panting )

- ( Jess gasping ) - It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

It's all right. It's okay.

- We made it. - Yeah.

This is not all possible.

It's a fucking sim, you know?

I think she was real.

I think lain was right.

Tom came here with a plan tonight

to-- to catch a ghost.

What?

God knows how, he--

he did it.

Holy crap!

( panting )

How did that happen? Huh?

That's not supposed to happen. How'd that happen?

She got what she wanted.

She got Taggert.

Now you can clean up the pieces.

- Come on, Vic. - One minute.

Bragg? Hey.

Hey, you guys there? Huh?

You shut us down?

Huh?

Yes! We fucking got you!

Jess: Vic.

Now all I need to do is bag you.

- Tom. - ( beeping )

- Tom! - What?!

You did all this? Huh?

All for some fucking crazy ghost?

Crazy? Crazy how, man?

I just proved that it's not fucking crazy.

I just interfaced with the fucking afterlife, man!

Do you realize-- this is like--

this is like Nobel Prize shit.

This is-- this is bigger than landing

on the motherfucking moon, man!

Did you miss the dead bodies on the floor, Tom?

Excuse me, sweetheart,

but I'm addressing the man of science!

- You arrogant prick! - You just fucking used me!

- And you kill my fucking friends? - No, I didn't kill them, she did.

You put them in there, you fucking prick.

Vic! Vic!

Vic, I'm-- I'm sorry. I truly am. I swear to God.

Just think about it.

This is bigger than life or death.

You had no right, Tom! No right at all!

- Come on, Vic. - Vic, just give me a second, okay?

Just imagine a world

where there's just war in cyberspace.

There's no human casualties, there's no collateral damage,

just a billion bots beating the crap out of each other.

That's the future and I welcome it.

And when that future comes, that bitch is going to be

the best fucking weapon on the planet.

All we gotta do is strap a saddle on her, man.

- Come on. - You're out of your fucking mind,

you know that? Let's go.

Yeah?

Well, I just caught a fucking ghost!

Who's crazy now?!

What's going to happen about the guys?

They're going to cover it up.

They're gonna try, at least, but I'm gonna shout it

from the fucking rooftops!

They won't like that.

Well, I hope not, man. I'm putting these bastards in the shit, babe.

- I'm telling you. - Good for you.

Hey, um,

when you disappeared in there,

I, uh-- I thought I lost you.

I realized just, you know, how much you meant to me

and, well, we've never really discussed the future.

So--

Right, well, I don't think now is quite the time, Vic--

I know it's not the time, but...

we should make time.

We should go anywhere you like.

And we should make time...

if you'd like.

Yeah.

Yeah, l-- I'd like.

Let's get out of here.

( beeping )

Mm-hmm.

( sighs )

( computer beeping )

( beeping rapidly )

Okay, we're nearly out. Let's kick up a storm.

Oh, lost my phone. You got one?

- No. - Whoa whoa whoa.

You got anything in your pockets?

- No, is it important? - My pockets were full.

Shit.

- Fucking shit. - ( wind howling )

The world-- it's gone.

It was never there.

See, there's nothing in our pockets

because the computer didn't program it in.

I don't understand.

We're still inside the sim, Jess.

It's all virtual.

She tricked us. Let's go.

Shit. Come on.

( beeping )

Bragg, have I got something for you.

Tom! Don't!

Came back to share in the glory, huh?

No, do not put that folder in there.

Listen, she tricked us. We're still inside the game.

That's not possible.

No no, Tom-- Tom-- there is no outside world,

there is no details. It is a program and she's running it.

( laughs )

No. 'Cause these are our clothes

and we never uploaded them into the game.

Tom, she's in our fucking minds!

And she is playing us like fools!

No!

Tom, have you spoken to Bragg?

- It can't be. - Computer: Erasing drive.

( loud rumbling )

- Shit, dude! Believe me now? - What the fuck was that?

She's wiping the drive.

Anything connected to it will be erased.

Tom! Where the fuck is the evacuation point?

It's up top.

And she knows that too.

- Come on, Tom! - Come on!

She's mine for the taking now.

Listen to yourself! Jesus, Tom!

They're erasing our minds. Come on!

Jess: Come on!

Oh my God.

- ( chains rattling ) - She's up there.

And that's where we've got to go. Let's go! Let's go!

- Come on! - Computer: Five minutes.

Computer: Move immediately

to the evacuation point.

- Where? You want to tell us where? - She's coming.

Computer: Move immediately to your--

- Where?! - Fuck!

( chains rattling )

- Tell us where! - Time to close shop.

Vic? Any ideas?

Lure her into the black, that might erase it.

- No, I got her! - No!

( groaning )

- ( both shouting ) - Come here!

No!

You're gonna fall!

Vic, no!

Vic!

I got you.

I've got you now.

Computer: Erasing drive

in 18 seconds.

Go go go!

- Tom, we've got to go! - Leave him!

No way! She's mine!

( screaming )

Leave him! There isn't time.

Aw, a little slice of heaven.

Do you remember how we got here?

- Does it matter? - No.

( moans ) Oh, yeah.

Mmm.

Seems like a million years ago.

Mm. Hey...

here's to a million more.

Bragg, we're secure.

Man: Where are they? Where are the survivors?

We've got them in the holding area. They're safe.

Man: What about the upload files?

Tom captured something.

- It's empty. There's not-- hey wait. - ( beeping )

Something's wrong.

There's a breach in the firewall.

Man: Get 'em out of there! Hurry!

Shit.

Mainframe's going fucking crazy!

Get them the fuck out of that sim quick!

( chains rattling )

( industrial music playing )

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Education - Do I Need A Degree to Run A Cleaning Business? - Duration: 6:08.

Hi there, I'm Angela Brown in this is Ask a House Cleaner.

This is a show where you get to ask a house cleaning question

and I get to help you find an answer.

Today's question comes from a housecleaner who wants to know; "Do you need a college

degree in order to own a house cleaning company?"

The answer is no you do not.

So, you're good to go.

The end.

No, I'm kidding.

There's more.

Okay, so, do you need an education?

You don't need a college education.

We have a lots and lots and lots of house cleaners

that are multi-lingual, who are from all over the world.

Their education levels vary.

Their experience levels vary.

And so, you can just jump in and get started.

Now, my recommendation to you is even if you don't have a formal education there should

be some education.

So, by that I mean, I recommend that you check out books from the library,

there are still libraries believe it or not and they are free.

All you need is a public library card and you can go in and check out books on business,

books on management, books on how to hire and fire people.

There are books on interview questions for interviewing your employees.

I mean you can get all kinds of hundreds of books for free.

And some libraries do not have a limit on how many books you can check out.

They will let you check out 10, 15, 25 books!

So, my suggestion is read one new book a week.

Absolutely one new book a week.

Maybe one new book a day.

If you have a lunch break or if you're between clients keep a book in your car.

And then you can read it and you can learn while you're waiting between houses.

Or while you're waiting at a doctor's office appointment or if you're like me, and you're

waiting for an orthodontist appointment you can read a book.

There are a lot of opportunities to learn.

Now we have the internet.

The internet is not going away and guess what, it's on everyone's a smartphone.

So, if you're running a business you probably have a smartphone.

So, you can do all of your scheduling, all of your updates, all of your bills and online

bill pay.

All that stuff right from your smartphone.

It's your little tiny mini office right inside your pocket.

Guess what?

There's also a Kindle app and you can download Kindle books.

One of the best investments I've ever made, its $10.15 in the U.S. per month,

it's like $9.95 but with tax it's $10.15.

It's Kindle Unlimited.

It's like a library online and it lets me check out 10 books at a time.

I can sit there and I can read the books.

Some of them are short, some of them are long.

I can keep them as long as I want. And as soon as I read it, I return it and

I check a new one out.

So, at all times there are 10 good books on my smartphone.

So, if I get stuck in traffic and I'm the passenger and I'm not driving I can sit there

and I can be reading.

If I'm sitting there waiting, we all have different times we wait.

Some people even read their smartphones while they're, you know… in the restroom.

Who knows?

Who knows when you read?

…But the good news is you can be learning at all times, and if you're a business owner,

there's a lot to learn.

I would be lying and it would be foolish to say you can just start and go clean houses

because there's so much more to running a business than that.

…But the education is affordable or it's free.

Like I said, go to the library.

So, my suggestion to you would be to constantly be learning.

Learn about every different facet of your business.

Learn about the internet.

Learn about search engine optimization.

Learn about designing websites.

If you're in business you're going to have a website from through infinity.

Websites are not going away.

That's my prediction.

We'll see how that works out but I think that's a pretty good prediction.

Websites are not going away.

And if they're not going away, you're going to have updates

for the rest of your life.

You can hire someone to design a website for you or you can learn some simple basics and

use a program like WordPress.

WordPress has free training, free plug-ins and free training.

You just jump on, you learn a few things and then you can update your own website.

You can keep it constantly updated with new before and after pictures of your house cleaning

business.

Before and after pictures of customers and testimonials.

And as your business grows and expands, you can have pages for all the different employees.

And the customers can go to your website and they can look at all the different employees

that you have and they can learn about them before those people come to their home.

There are so many different opportunities but as a business owner, you want to be as

educated as possible.

You do not need a specific education to get involved in the business but you do need to

learn about cleaning chemicals, so that you know what chemicals go on what surfaces.

You need to know about your OSHA training which is all about your hazardous chemicals.

About fire safety about what happens if an animal or a child gets into your cleaning

supplies, or if they drink it or they get it on their skin.

Is there anything toxic there that's going to hurt those people and

how do you deal with that?

It teaches you what do you do in the event that you're at a house and there's an

elder person who maybe goes into cardiac arrest.

Who do you call?

What do you say?

What do you do?

There are things like a ventilation.

Like sometimes you'll be working in a small confined space you're using a chemical that

needs to ventilate otherwise you're going to pass out.

That is all in your OSHA training.

You learn the OSHA training online.

You used to have to go to a classroom, and now you can learn that all online.

There is so much that you need to learn, but it's all available and it's very inexpensive

and very affordable.

So, my suggestion to you is learn as much as you can about your business because this

is your future and I wish you the best.

Okay, so that's my tip for today

if you have any questions you can http://AskaHouseCleaner.com

there's a little microphone click on the microphone send us your message.

And until we meet again,

leave the world a cleaner place than when you found it.

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How to get rid of a Double Chin | Easy ways to get rid of a Double Chin with out any Exercise - Duration: 4:24.

How to get rid of a Double Chin The extra layer of fatty tissue under our

chins is most often caused by being overweight.

Sagging skin under the chin can also occur as we age and our skin loses elasticity.

For a few, it can be genetic.

There are many surgical procedures to eliminate double

chin but those are all expensive.

You can go through some simple treatments at home for

getting rid of double chin.

These are the best answer for how to get rid of a double chin

for you and are painless and pocket friendly as well.

Along with these remedies it must be considered that excessive weight must be reduced by using

exercise and proper diet.

Here i'll show you how to get rid of a double chin without any tough exercise.

Let's Start.

No 1: Sugar free gum

One of the best ways to do that is to chew sugarless gum.

Using sugar free gum helps in maintaining healthy gums and teeth.

Simply chew sugarless gum several times a day to reduce your double chin

within a short span of time.

No 2: Cocoa Butter

When you used cocoa butter regularly, it will improve the elasticity of your skin and help

get rid of your double chin.

Take a few tablespoons of cocoa butter and slightly warm it in the microwave.

Use it for Gently massage to your neck and double chin for several minutes.

Do this twice a day, preferanly before taking a bath in the morning and at night before

going to bed.

No 3: Wheat Germ Oil

Regular massage of your neck with germ oil is very effective way to get rid of double

chin It contains the goodness of vitamin E oil

that will nourish and help tighten the skin.

Before going to sleep, take some wheat-germ oil and rub it gently around the chin area.

Gently massage upwards direction from the bottom of the neck to the chin for 10 to 15

minutes.

Leave wheat oil on your skin for overnight.

Repeat regularly to soon notice improvement in the appearance of double chin.

No 4: Egg Whites

A mask of egg whites can be of great help in getting rid of a double chin because

it has a skin tightening effect.

Egg whites are also known to be good enough for the

improving overall health of the skin.

Take two egg whites from 2 eggs, one tablespoon each of milk, lemon juice and honey.

Add a few drops of peppermint essential-oil.

Apply this mask around your chin and neck area.

Leave it on for 30 minutes.

Now rinse it off with lukewarm water and tap dry your skin.

Do this once daily for getting quick results.

No 5: Glycerin

You can make a natural mask with glycerin to get rid of your double chin.

Mixing one tablespoon of glycerin, one-half tablespoon of Epsom salt and few drops of

peppermint oil.

Take a cotton pad to apply this mask on the neck and chin area.

Leave it on for some time so that it absorbs into the skin.

Wash the area thoroughly using cool water.

Do this three to five times a week to get positive results.

No 6: Green Tea

Many potential antioxidants and multiple other components present in green tea

which are all important for enhancing metobolism rate.

Take one cup of green tea at morning and try to take many cups during the whole day.

Various flavors of green tea available now so you can choose as per your taste.

No 7: Milk Massage

Milk massage is also best to get rid of a double chin.

It can be used for lightening and toning skin surrounding chin area.

Milk via massage also keep your skin soft.

Take some milk and apply it on your skin.

Massage it for some time and rinse off using

warm water.

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