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10 Types of ASIAN Eyes, Which One Do You Have? - Duration: 8:10.
Hey guy, thanks for watching the Chen Dynasty. It's Mike Chen.
There is, of course, beauty in diversity.
And just talking about Asians here. For one, the distinctiveness of the physical features among Asian people partly contribute
to their overall identity and what makes each and every one of them unique.
Their eyelids in particular are admittedly one of their physical attributes that make
them stand out.
And though there are some people who hold the stereotypical notion that all Asian eye, somehow all look
the same, nothing is further from the truth In reality, the eyelids have a variety of
unique characteristics in every individual of Asian descent.
So let's talk about the asian eyes.
There are many differnet types of asian eyelids and
when we say "Asian," we are referring to the varied eyelid morphologies currently
present in the continent of Asia, and this includes a variety of races like Chinese,
Korean, Indian, Middle Eastern, Southeast Asian and more.
However, most of the published literature about the Asian eyelid are focused more on the
morphology of eyelids that are common among those of Chinese descent.
And so while we will be covering as many types of asian eyes
from different regions of the continent as possible,
a large portion of this video will be tackling eyelid morphology of asians whose
origins can be traced back to the continents far eastern regions
So what are some of the unique characteristics of asian eyes or eyelids?
The design and distinctiveness of different types of eyes is primarily the result of people's
genetics.
There are many factors at play in the beginning and over the course of your life that will
contribute to the determination of what type of eyes you are born with, and how they will
develop as time goes by.
The structure of your face and the eye area, including minute considerations like the level
of the skull and the shape of your orbital rims, are just some of the elements that determine
the angle and width of your eyelids.
For many Asians, the unique characteristics of the upper eyelids are what primarily sets
them apart from other races as well as from each other.
For example, their upper eyelid crease is not as apparent compared to the crease of
a Caucasian eye.
The typical Caucasian eyelid is referred to as semi-lunar and has a prominent crease.
However, among Asians, they could have a pair of eyelids without a crease, eyelids with
non-continuous or broken crease, eyelids with a complete crease, and even eyelids with multiple creases.
Or a freak like me with one eye with multiple creases and the other one with two creases...it's all messed up.
Anyway just like in Caucasians, the eyelid skin is also the thinnest skin in the body of Asians,
and the thinnest part of that area is found near the ciliary margin of the eye, which
has a thickness of 0.3 mm.
Then, the upper eyelid skin gradually thickens as it gets closer to the eyebrow, and just
below this area, the skin's thickness is around 1 to 1.3 mm.
It is important to note, however, that the Asian upper eyelid is generally thicker than
that of Caucasians.
And so, the difference in skin thickness between the supratarsal area and the area nearer to
the brow are typically more visible and obvious among Asians.
The Asian upper eyelids also look puffier and have more fullness to them.
This is because there are four fat pads found in the Asian eyelid. These are the subcutaneous, pretarsal,
submuscular, and orbital fat pads.
Subcutaneous, pretarsal, and submuscular fat deposits, in particular, are more prominent
in Asians and explain the eyelids' puffy appearance.
Fat pads are also thought to be one of the factors that contribute to the formation of
single eyelids.
Now let's talk about the epicanthal fold in asians.
Among people of Asian descent, the nose bridge does not elevate as it does in other ethnicities.
Because of this, the epicanthal fold is a prominent feature that is common among Asians.
But what is the epicanthal fold?
Well, it is a semilunar flap of skin that descends along the side of the
nose from the upper eyelid to the medial aspect of the lower eyelid.
It can also cover the medial canthus or the inner corner of the eye.
There are a variety of factors that influence whether someone develops epicanthic folds or not.
Aside from age and certain medical conditions, its appearance in the features of the eyelids
is largely dependent on geographical ancestry.
The epicanthal fold is common in people of many, though not all, groups of East Asian
as well as Southeast Asian descent.
It is also found in some members of Native Americans, Central Asians, Tibetans, in some
parts of Africa and more.
The epicanthal fold is believed to have evolved as a defense against extreme cold temperature
and extreme light that regularly occur in Eurasian arctic and northern regions.
They also serve to protect the eyes against dust in regions with large areas of deserts
such as in northern China, Mongolia and in several parts of Africa.
The epicanthal fold is distinct from the upper eyelid crease, and the combination of the
presence or absence of these features, and the way they are formed in our eyelids are
some of the ways we can identify the different types of Asian eyes that exist today.
So now let's talk about the different types of eyelids.
The upper eyelid crease can be divided into three types.
The first one is referred to as the single eyelid or monolid, in which there is no visible
lid crease below the brow area.
There is also such a thing as a low eyelid crease and they can be low-seated, nasally
tapered and can include a hidden fold.
The last type is the double eyelid, which is essentially identified by its well-formed
supratarsal crease.
Monolids or single eyelids can be classified further into several subtypes: puffy, sunken,
flat, partial and hooded.
Because of the fat deposits on the eyelids, monolids can appear like they're puffy,
this puffiness is what makes the eyes look half-closed in some Asians.
However, it is also possible to have minimal fat deposit on a monolid – as is the case
in the sunken subtype.
With sunken monolids, people can have a bigger-looking or smaller-looking set of eyes, and the eyeballs
appear more clearly.
Sunken monolids also resemble deep-set eyes, minus the eye creases.
Monolids can also be neither sunken or puffy, and these eyelids are referred to as flat
monolids.
There are also such things as partial monolids or demi monolids, which are almost the same
as double eyelids.
The only difference is that this subtype only shows half or a part of what double eyelids
look like.
This type of monolids also has creases but in this case, the lids lack enough muscles
to pull these creases into forming full double eyelids.
Lastly, the fifth subtype of monolids – the hooded monolids – is characterized by its
hidden creases.
However, due to lid thickness, which is caused by an extra layer of skin drooping over, these
creases usually cannot be seen.
This makes the eyes appear smaller and sometimes, even sleepier.
While this trait usually runs in the family, it can also be brought about by aging as the
skin of the eyelids begins to droop over time.
The double eyelids can also be divided further into several subtypes: the infold double eyelid,
the inout-fold double eyelid and the outfold double eyelid.
In the infold double eyelids, the height of the upper lid crease is lower than the epicanthal
fold.
The medial eyelid crease is also hidden by the coverage of the epicanthal fold, which
makes the eyelids look thin, only to become more noticeable in the mid-lateral area of
the lids.
The inout-fold double eyelid is the middle form between the infold and the outfold subtypes.
The crease starts from the tip of the corner of the eye and gradually extends to the other
end of the eye.
The crease converges and tapers nasally to the eyelid margin.
The height of the crease is usually small or medial, and is usually located right on
the epicanthal fold.
And lastly, the outfold subtype, the height of the crease of the double eyelid is higher
than the epicanthal fold.
This particular eyelid crease starts apart from the medial canthus without touching the
inner corner of the eye.
It is also possible to have an outfold type of double eyelids that is without epicanthal
folds.
Of course, the examples we have mentioned here are not the only types of Asian eyes
that are in existence today.
There are also Asian eyes with parallel creases, and even rarer, Asian eyelids with a reversal
epicanthal fold.
As we become more of a global society, genetic diversity continues to break the barriers
of what Asian eyes are expected to look like.
And so, future generations may have even more varied and unique eye characteristics than
what we have today.
I wanted to make this video because I grew up and I knew a lot of other asians
grew up in a similar environment where the people around us was not primarily asian
And I got made fun of with the kungfu noises and, of course, the
whole eye thing.
And comments of " Oh Mike Mike how come all asian eyes are slanted?"
So hopefully this video can educate and also let people know that, hey nope, not all asian have the same type of eyes.
But I do hope we get to the point that stereotypical labels of people's appearance
become a rare and unusual practice and not the observed norm.
After all, there is truth a lot of truth in the saying that there is always more to everyone than meets the eye.
All right guys, thank you all so much for watching this video. I'll see you later.
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I Knew You Once Sign Language - Duration: 2:12.
I knew you once And it was nice
I knew your brain and your heart All your insides
Oh I could tell Just with a look
What you were thinking That's all it took
You shared your secrets And I shared mine
Silence was comfy Without having to try
We swapped our smiles Gifted advice
Yes, I knew you once And it was nice
My dad a hundred percent interrupted this recording so I didnt get any ya know, talking
footage to be like yo sub so... should I include that?
probably will though theres a lot of blank space in this song so like i dont know just
get a thumbnail cool cool
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How to Create a Website Layout with Photoshop CC from Wireframe - Duration: 15:18.
Hi everyone!
Today we're making a website layout design in Adobe Photoshop.
If you don't have Photoshop, you can either start a free trial or buy it, I'll put the
links below.
In a previous video we made a wireframe model for a website in Balsamiq Mockups and now
we're adding the visuals on top of that same wireframe.
Let's open the wireframe image.
Go to file - open and find the wireframe PNG file.
You can make it bigger by choosing the magnifying tool.
Then go to Layer - New - Layer.
You can name it background.
Choose the Paint Bucket Tool and the color white.
Make sure the background layer is selected and paint it white.
The wireframe picture we're using as a guide is under the background layer and we can see
it by setting the background layer invisible in the Layers tab from the icon that looks
like an eye.
To help you place the elements, use rulers.
Set them visible by clicking View -> Rulers.
Drag rulers onto the image to create a grid for the banner, menu, content areas, some
elements like images and footer of the page.
Remember to save the project.
Go to file - save as and save it as a Photoshop file.
Add a new layer by duplicating the background layer and name it background color.
Make this layer smaller than the background by going to edit - transform - scale so you
can drag the layer smaller and a bit of the white background will show in the edges after
we color this layer.
Press enter to stop transforming the background.
Give the background a gradient color by choosing the background color layer and choosing the
Gradient tool from the left menu.
You can choose the type of the gradient and the colors.
Apply the gradient by right-clicking, moving the mouse and clicking again over the background
layer.
The colors I chose don't really fit the images I'll add, but they can be changed later on.
If the white background doesn't show in the edges, scale the background color layer again.
Add the banner background with the rectangle tool using the rulers as a guide for the size
and placement.
You can change the color from the properties and give the layer a name in the layers tab
so you'll find it more easily.
Add a banner image.
Click File -> Place embedded, choose the image and click Place.
You can change the size of the image by holding down shift and dragging one of the corners
of the image.
The scale will stay the same.
Press enter.
Add the title by clicking the T icon in the menu on the left and drag the text area onto
the banner.
Write the title and change the font, size, alignment and style in the text menu above.
Use the Move tool to change the placement of the title.
Add a background for the navigation with the Rectangle tool.
Add the navigation links with the text tool.
You can also underline one of the links to make it seem like it's selected.
Add a new rectangle below the navigation as a background for the first content section.
Select the banner title from the layers tab, right-click it and click Duplicate Layer...
You can change the name.
This will be the title for the new section.
Move it higher in the layers tab so it becomes visible.
Move the title to the right place and change the text.
If you need to select an element, you can press down ctrl and click on the element and
it becomes selected.
Add another text box for the see more or continue reading link.
You can make text look like a link by changing the color and underlining it in the Character tab.
In my website layout this is a gallery section so I'll add some images.
Click File -> Place embedded (or place linked), choose the image and click Place.
Hold down shift when you change the size of the image to keep the proportions.
Press enter, when you're done.
You can set the background layers invisible, if you need to see the wireframe underneath.
I changed the
gradient of the background and underlined the first navigation link.
You can duplicate the last section's background for the next section.
Move it in place and go to edit - transform to be able to change the height.
Do the same for the title and change the text.
I'm making an about section, where I'll add an image and some text.
Add a text box and go to type - paste lorem ipsum in the menu above to add placeholder
text.
I'll also add a see more or learn more link at the end of this section.
The link would lead to another page with more information.
There's one more section like this in my layout design.
I'll repeat mostly the same steps as before: duplicating the rectangle and title and adding
an image.
This time the image is a print screen picture of a YouTube video thumbnail.
In the actual website, this would be an embedded video.
I duplicated the placeholder text and changed the size of the text box.
Next, there'll be two sections beside each other.
I'm duplicating the last title and moving it higher in the layers.
The last two content sections are Contact and Subscribe.
I'm aligning the titles and adding a picture of my email list opt in freebie.
Let's make an input box for an email address.
Take the rectangle tool, choose fill color as white and add a 1 px wide stroke.
Let's make a subscribe button too with the rectangle tool.
Change the color by choosing Color overlay from the fx drop down menu.
Choose the color you want.
You can also add inner glow and a drop shadow.
You can try different settings and see the difference in the little preview.
I tried the inner glow, but didn't like it so I set it invisible in the layers tab.
I added a text box inside the button and some free social media icons in the contact section.
And an email address and the social media account links beside the icons.
Again, you can underline the texts to make them look like links.
Finally, add a smaller rectangle for the footer area.
And you can add copyright information, for example.
You can hide the rulers by pressing Ctrl H.
Save the website layout as an image by going to the File menu and choosing Export -> Save
for web -> PNG-8 and click save.
Here's the finished visual design for the website layout.
This video was a part two for the wireframe video.
I'll also make a brochure design video using InDesign with this same theme, it will be
a brochure for an art exhibition.
Thanks for watching!
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How I Wash My Dry Clean Only Clothes ~ DIY Tutorial ~ The Laundress Review - Duration: 19:11.
[Audio Length: 0:19:10] RECORDING COMMENCES:
Rajka Hayden: I have been washing my dry clean only clothes
for about four years and it's been working great for me.
Up until that point, I probably went to the dry cleaners once a week, at least, I spent
a ton of money and I really was never all that happy with how they turned out.
I tried to find really good dry cleaners, but I didn't like the way things smelled
when they came back, the way they felt, and more importantly, a lot of my vintage and
nicer resale pieces got ruined at the dry cleaners.
If you love clothes like I do, nobody can take better care of your clothes but you,
yourself, it's kind of like your kids.
The reason that I am able to do this is because of one of my favorite brands which is The
Laundress.
I have pretty much every product that they make.
This is a line of laundry and house cleaning detergents and tools.
Their website is amazing.
It has all of these tutorials on exactly how to do all of this.
Now, I want to say that I am not being paid to do this video by Laundress.
I pay for the products full price, just like everybody else, I'm just a huge fan and
would love to have people try it, if you're spending a lot of money on dry cleaning.
I used to spend a lot of money, like I said, on dry cleaning.
To first get all of their products, is a little bit of an investment, I will say, I bought
them over the years, but it pays for itself many times over if you do this for a number
of years.
So, today I've been accumulating, I have this big bag, I like to do it in big blocks
instead of on offs.
I have a bag here and I'll show you all what's in here, of clothes that normally
I would take and I think most people would take to the dry cleaner, and I'm actually
going to show you how I'm going to do this.
Before we get into that, thank you so much for watching this video.
If you are a regular subscriber and viewer, I love you, so much.
If you have subscribed and you're new to the channel, please do.
It's the button right there.
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#thedressupmom.
I'm going to open up my bag and show you what I have in here.
I'll start by saying, I have a little bit of angst doing this honestly.
There are quite a few pieces in here that I have already washed before and they're
going to be fine, I already know that.
But, there are a couple of new pieces in here, I'm a little bit nervous.
I thought about taking them to the dry cleaners, but they're very intricate and I'm just
afraid that -- I think I'm going to do a better job, it may not 100% work, you'll
be real time seeing.
The first thing is a Dior knit dress that I love and I've had for many years.
It's net with this fabric inside of it.
I have washed this before, so I know it's going to come out great.
The first time I did it was I like, "Oh, is this really going to work out?"
It works out really well.
We're going to put that actually in the washing machine with a bunch of other knit
sweaters.
One of my husband's favorite sweaters.
I think I have quite a few.
This one has some cashmere in it and a couple of other things like that, sweaters.
We are going to put these into the washing machine and you'll see that in just a minute.
The two new pieces that I'm a little worried about.
This is one.
This is an incredible 1970s caftan that I got.
It's in great shape.
You'll see it has this ribbon and it has little beads and things like that.
I'm afraid that if I took this to the dry cleaner these would come out just really messed
up.
And, I have a really great dry cleaner, we're going to do an episode with him, but still,
I'm afraid of that.
I'm also curious, I'm hoping none of this is going to run, but we are going to hand
wash this piece and I'll show you and walk you through that.
The other one that I haven't washed before and that's new to me, is this kimono, another
kimono, that I got resale.
This is silk.
It's quite old.
I think that this is going to be fine, but it has these little buttons.
Silk actually washes well, it's just going to be steaming this might be a little bit
hard.
Again, it's very delicate, I've already had to repair it a couple of times, so we
are going to hand wash that.
The first thing to do with all of the pieces is to see if you have any stains and treat
those with the stain solution.
There's a tiny stain here on the caftan and I'm just going to go like this and put
some of that on there.
Use the stain brush, the Laundress Stain Brush.
I'm just going to kind of get that in there.
[music] I can already see that that stain is pretty much gone.
So, I will do that with all of these clothes.
Everything is going to get turned inside out.
Before we do the hand wash pieces, I'm going to get these started in the actual washing
machine.
Here's that Dior dress.
It's inside out, like everything else is here right now.
I'm going to take it and put it in this nice mesh bag.
This is going to keep it very safe, so that no other knit will get on it and also if there's
buttons or anything, nothing will mess this up.
You put them in these bags and somehow it still gets clean.
I don't know, I learned that on the website, but it works.
Then, the only other one I'm going to put into one of these mesh bags, is this little
sweater that has buttons and is a little bit more delicate.
The rest of these knits I'm just going to keep without a bag and put them in together,
I've washed all of these before and they come out great.
Knits, Cashmere all of them.
Some of these, in the past I've done by hand, which is probably a good idea too, but
I've worn these now a lot, so I'm just going to throw these all into the wash machine.
I'll take you over there.
Here we're using the wool and cashmere shampoo.
This is the first product I bought and tried out.
The best thing ever.
It smells great and works incredibly well.
I'm going to put it on the delicate cycle.
It will be a little bit noisy here for a minute.
We're going to go on delicate.
While it's filling up, I'm going to take eight capfuls of this, I don't have an HE,
it bothers me, I need a better washing, but I don't have an HE washer, so I'm going
to put eight capfuls of this wool and cashmere shampoo.
[music] It is getting good and sudsy in there, I don't know if you can see that.
Next, just throwing these things in, just the way they are.
I'm going to put the ones in the bag at the bottom, throw these on the top and then
let that project work its magic.
For the caftan and the kimono, their delicate wash is what I'm going to be using.
It's the second product that I bought from them and it's also just terrific.
What we're going to do is, I have their bins, you can use any kind of nice bin that
you buy.
I'm just going to squirt a good squirt of this product in both
of these.
Then what we're going to do is take them over the bathtub, put cold water in each of
these, put the dresses and give them a little bit of an agitation and then let them sit
for 30 minutes.
I'll show you that.
[Music]
We're going to take the things out of here, they're in their lovely little bags.
Let's see how this came out.
Here's that pretty Dior dress.
It looks great.
It's the right size still and everything.
And then the sweaters are all lovely.
One thing, because all of these are wool, it's like washing an animal because it came
from an animal, so they sort smell a little funny when you first get them out.
Don't let that scare you because as soon as they're dried, they smell terrific and
they look really great and they feel super good too.
We're going to take these now and let them air dry, definitely no dryer for any of this
stuff that you're doing by hand or in the wash, no dryer.
This is a drying rack that's fantastic.
It folds all the way down and you can keep it in a closet.
It is able to handle a lot of clothing.
I have these nice plastic hangers as well.
Here's what we're going to do, for the dress and this sweater that is not the kind
of knit that is going to be hurt by being hung up.
So, this one we're going to hand up.
I hang them up right next to the shower.
And the dress we're going to hang up.
[music] The sweaters, however, we're going to lay these flat on the rack.
We're going to lay them flat like this, put the arms in and these are going to turn
out so beautiful, I can't wait for you to see.
Here's this one.
[Music] Viola.
We are going to let those dry and by tomorrow they're going to be beautiful.
I'm going to brush them a little, I'll show you that when we get them all dry and
ready to go.
The timer went off, it's been more than 30 minutes, so let's find out what happened
to those.
What we're going to do is take them out of the bins and wash them up a little bit.
Take a peak here.
I think they're going to be fine.
There was a little bit of running, but I see that it hasn't gotten on the white.
I'm just hoping as we lift it up that it didn't run and that they came out good.
I have these nice white towels and I only use these towels for this purpose, for washing
and drying.
What we're going to do, I'm going to take these out, give them a good wash and then
we're going to lay the towel down on the floor, put the garment on that towel so that
it's going to soak up some of the water.
I'm going to roll it up really tightly and then it will be ready to put here with the
other hanging clothes.
So, let me do that now.
[Music] Okay, so here they are.
Everything is hanging up and drying.
I can see it all turned out really well.
My angst is gone.
There is no running that happened in this dress, it turned out really nicely.
The kimono is definitely going to take a lot of steaming, but again, this one definitely
needed, it had a moldy smell.
Now it looks and smells great.
What we're going to do is let this stuff dry, it's probably going to take overnight
for this and the sweaters to be completely dried.
Then, tomorrow we'll give them a good steam.
I'll show you that and the finished product.
Everything has now dried and it turned out really, really well.
I'm going to steam some of my things and show a couple of extra things I'm going
to do with the sweaters.
Here is my trust Jiffy steamer, which I really love.
I'm getting it all situated here.
You put in distilled water, you need to use distilled water with it.
I'm going to turn it on down here and we'll let it start to steam while I do some of the
other things.
If you see here, here are those three garments that I did.
This is the Dior knit, it turned out great.
I'm going to give it a little bit of a steam.
Here is the kimono which really turned out well.
It smells so nice.
I wish you could see how these things smell and feel, they smell really good.
This is going to be a little bit of a challenge to steam, but it still turned out great.
And then, I'm so happy with how my little Boho dress from the antique mall came out.
Nothing really ran and it stayed in great shape and all of the detailing is still there.
I'll show you how I give them just a little steam to make them perfect.
While the steamer is going, here are two of those sweaters that I told you about.
One here is a cashmere sweater and this one is just a regular one, but I think it has
a little bit of cashmere in it too.
This is a sweater comb and is especially one for cashmere and nicer knits.
If you have any pilling, I have a little bit of pilling here.
You just use this very lightly and go around it and it will get rid of all of that pilling,
it almost shaves it off.
It's really nice.
That's another thing that I do just to get any of the pilling, it almost shaves it off,
it's really nice.
Sometimes with older sweaters you get a lot of pilling.
It just comes off, you can see right here.
Nice and gentle with it and it takes it off.
This is the Laundress cashmere brush that I also love.
This lets you just give it a nice brushing.
Remember these all came animals, so it brushes it and makes it look beautiful.
I also use this sometimes when I have it on and wearing if I need to get some pieces off.
I'm going to give this one a little bit of a brush as well.
I'll probably just steam these a little bit too, just to make them perfect and they'll
be great.
So, let's go to the steamer.
The steamer is all ready to go.
We'll start with this dress first.
You always go underneath, under the fabric and just give it a good little steam all in
here.
But that's all I am going to do with this one.
Since this is also a knit, I'm take it and brush it with my trusty brush and we'll
show you that one at the very end.
There will be a big difference with this one.
Like I said, I'll work on it a little bit, I won't you bore you with the entire thing
and I'll show you at the end.
But, you'll see right away how this is going to start to really-- I have found that on
some of these silks that do take a bit of time to do, sometimes I'll take them to
the dry cleaner and just ask the dry cleaner to steam them instead of washing them.
But, sometimes I don't even trust that.
I will take a little bit of time here to steam it and show you at the end, but you can see
how all of that is going to come out really well.
Then, the last piece is this new dress, one of my new favs.
This will be super easy to steam.
Give it just a nice--just get some of the rough edges out of it.
Steam it all the way under.
This one won't take any time at all.
I'm going to mess around with these a little bit and I'll show when they all are done.
All finished.
I'm really happy with how it all turned out.
Going back in for some more great wearing.
This is all steamed now and, I think, looks really good.
It feels great, nice and soft.
It really didn't take that long, not as long as I thought.
It went pretty quickly and got all of the wrinkles and stuff out.
The dress is all steamed and brushed and ready for wear.
This is all steamed and ready to go and the sweaters are all done too.
That is how I wash my dry clean only clothes.
I hope you give it a try.
I would love to hear in the comments below if you do this too and any tips.
Or, if you're ready to try it, I'd love to hear how it turns out for you.
Thank you so much for watching and until next time, dress it up a little.
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Are You Cowboy Tough? - Duration: 0:21.
(Music)
Hey, I'm Cole Beasley. Are you tough as a Cowboy?
(Music and Football Sounds)
Come show us on June 24th.
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0014 Excel Shortcuts: How to Clear Cell Contents - Duration: 3:16.
I don't know if you know this, but Excel can actually hold a lot of different types
of information, sometimes all within a single cell. And I'm not just talking
about numbers or text. There are things like comments and hyperlinks and other
data that's actually there behind the scenes that may not be visible.
So, what happens when you want to clear away some of it, but not all of it?
Well, today I'm going to teach you the shortcut on how to clear cell contents.
♪ [music] ♪
Instead of being sloppy about deleting information, there's actually a way to be
very precise and efficient about what specific information you want to get rid
of, especially when your spreadsheets start getting more complex.
So, here are a number of different ways to clear contents. The first one is Delete.
If you actually hit the Delete key, it will remove all of the contents without
touching anything else. I'm going to bring that back with a little undo action.
The other ones are all based on the Alt key as the starting point.
So, Alt+H for Home, E for the Clear, and then we have a whole bunch of options.
And the memory tricks for all of these is going to be, "Hey, everyone, clear all,"
or, "Hey, everyone, clear formats," "Hey, everyone, clear messages."
All right? The messages part is referring to the comments. Or, "Hey, everyone,
remove hyperlinks." So it's all related to that first letter, but you have to get to
it with the Alt+H+E something.
So, for a clear all, Alt+H+E+A and it will remove not just that content itself,
but all the data along with it. Same idea for formats, for comments,
for hyperlinks. We're going to go through each one. A couple things to note,
the Delete key itself is what you want to use when you have multiple cells selected
to clear the contents. Instead of the Backspace, which will only give you this
annoying first cell removed, but then the blinking cursor, not what you want.
So, people usually make that mistake. Don't make that mistake, just hit the
Delete key instead of the Backspace.
For the Mac, there is the other way of doing this, which is to use the
Function+Delete on the keyboard. And for the rest of these, these are all
customized, so go ahead and go to the description of this video, click on the
link for how to customize your Mac keyboard shortcuts, and go through all
those steps to do it in detail.
Something that I cannot stress enough is the importance of selecting the
cells first, and then making the change, right? Select, then effect.
So, don't just start deleting things, select the cell or cells that you want,
and then use the shortcut to have it take effect.
Here are a few exercise I created specifically designed to help you practice
and reinforce all the different shortcuts. So, go ahead and make the left section
here match exactly as it appears on the right using the keyboard shortcuts that we
talked about. So, in this one, we're going to use the Delete key,
we're going to have...go ahead and select all of it and clear it out and continue to
go through until it's all matching the same way. And notice that each one uses
its own, go through each of these, and at the end, there is a challenge to use a
combination of all the different ways to make it look exactly the same.
Don't forget to visit excelshir.com where you can download these exercises, along
with other free resources such as keyboard shortcut cheat sheets for both PC and Mac.
Thanks for watching, see you next time. And remember, dream big,
live your truth, and share the Excel love. I do.
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Why do we have failure to control your spouse in the United States military Department of Defense? - Duration: 8:37.
good morning guys okay this is another question that came to me about control
so if if the military and an agenda is not about control then why do we have
failure to control family members and so if we think back the military primarily
has been male they've just let women in recently my advice to women would be
don't join you know if I find a civilian equivalent job that pays more okay now
this is the thing back in 1986 after my son died I was trying to find some
things to do and we're living on fort ord California and so I was volunteering
doing some volunteer work because that's what we were told to do you know
volunteer volunteer volunteer was really drilled into our heads so I did
something with army community service and I was delivering Welcome Packet and
as it turned out okay I went across the other side of I think we lived in Hayes
Park and because I lived on Hennessy Street so I was delivering some welcome
packets because those were the addresses that they gave to me they said these are
the new people so I went and knocked on the door and nobody answered and the
I had my kids I'd left them in the car and they were both in car seats
now my son he decided to jump out of the car seat and over into the driver's side
so he was playing with the steering wheel doing what boys do well apparently
the car was in really really bad shape it was a old car but I didn't know how
bad a shape that it was in and so anyway the car starts rolling down the hill now
my husband had told me not to use the emergency brake because he said it stuck
but he failed to tell me that the park pin was bad I found this out later so
the car is going rolling down the hill and it crashes into the back of another
car it's between one of the big green garbage cans and so like I was
mortified because I thought that my two oldest kids had had possibly died or
being killed or something and that was just right after I lost my baby and so
anyway take him to the hospital and the doctor said they're fine and everything
like that and in that timeframe my husband I'm married to as a soldier he
said he says well you shouldn't have you shouldn't have had the car there anyway
because the park pin doesn't work and I'm like well you didn't tell me well
then we got cited for no insurance but he didn't want insurance well we really
couldn't afford it it was like $40 a month and you know but he found money
for Copenhagen and beer and everything that he wanted but also the other thing
is he got cited for failure to control which was failure to control your family
member and so at that time it was primarily mostly women and and so if
it's not about control you know but that's what I'm curious about is if it's
not about control why have these regulations baked in to the
indoctrination of the military and and there's actually been other stories that
I remembered after that because first sergeant's you know I was next door to
first sergeant's and they were sharing stories about well another family member
that from another family member last night because they weren't acting right
so if the family members were like not acting right which meant like they were
gambling cheating on their husband going to the club getting in trouble they
could just send them home this was in Germany and one of the most
heartbreaking that I remember was the first time when I was in Germany there
was this young gal and all I'm going to say is her last name was Aguilera and
that's all I remember she had three little kids and frequently people
were saying that she was at the she was at the rec center and her kids were
digging for food digging for food in the trash cans and
nobody could actually figure out why so after oh gosh after about a year or
so I think somebody does some of the military or somebody decided to take
some initiatives and you know maybe do some research into what was wrong and
they were struggling financially and you know that and so eventually it sounded
like the soldiers got involved and they were looking for a place to send her
kids because they took her kids away from her but yet she was blamed for not
having money to feed her kids and that was something that that really didn't
make any sense to me it's like so you blamed the woman who doesn't have a job
where there's very limited limited jobs and we're on a really really tiny
installation it was Pond barracks it's closed now
how can you blame a woman for something that she had no control over and so
either her husband wasn't being paid enough or they had a whole bunch of
bills it just didn't make any sense to me
there was no resources for her whatsoever no way for her to get a job
she had no family nobody and but yet they wanted to take her kids away from
her and blame her and the one thing I remember about her too is that she dyed
her hair red you know and they kind of had me wondering like so she was in the
same thing everybody else was in in trying to feel like you had to
assimilate to be a certain way to kind of cover for to cover who you were I
mean that's the only conclusion I could see about it because for me it was kind
of heartbreaking and my husband at the time he says well
would you take her kids and I said yeah I'll take her kids and you know I
mean I said I'm not qualified but I know how to take care of my kids so I can
take care of her kids if they need help it didn't turn out that didn't that
didn't turn out to be what happened but it was just really really sad to think
that they weren't even paying the soldiers enough so they could feed their
families and being over in a foreign country what
resources do you even have you know and so it's just like where I live right
here in Godley park not Godley park in GOdley station the highlands
in Waverly we have nothing here so I mean we don't even have a store we have
no resources no nothing we have absolutely nothing here and and so
that's the same thing I've been seeing over the past few days so what are my
resources so every place that I have lived I had no resources so but yet we
know that women don't get paid for what they're worth
yet babysitting or daycare is a job cleaning is a job you know everything
you know cooking doing errands you know what is it called courier services
things like that everything is a job but yet women get no pension no pay no
healthcare no nothing nothing for the future but then we have according to the
indoctrination of the United States military failure to control failure to
control your spouse why do we have failure to control your spouse if it's
not about control that's what I want to know so let me know your thoughts
thank you guys
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Shania Twain Wrote 'From This Moment On' At A Soccer Game | TODAY - Duration: 3:00.
GET TO NEW SONGS TO CRANK UP. A NEW KARAOKE SONG.
>> WE DO THIS THING ON FRIDAYS. WHEN WE HAVE A COUNTRY STAR
HERE, WE PLAY A GAME CALLED COUNTRY CONFESSIONS.
AND OUR PARTNER, JERRY -- WHERE IS THE COWBOY HAT?
>> WE HAVE SOME QUESTIONS IN THE BOOT.
YOU CAN DIP IN AND PULL OUT A QUESTION AND ANSWER.
>> ALL RIGHT. >> YEAH.
GOOD STUFF. >> LOOKS LIKE THE BOOT WAS
SHINED FOR YOU AND EVERYTHING. >> NICE.
>> A CLEAN, NEW BOOT. >> WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG
LYRIC THAT YOU'VE EVER WRITTEN? >> THE FAVORITE SONG LYRIC THAT
I'VE EVER WRITTEN, THAT'S SO HARD.
>> THAT'S A GREAT LYRIC. >> I THINK, FROM THIS MOMENT
ON." I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S SIMPLE. IT'S A SIMPLE LYRIC.
I WROTE IT AT A SOCCER GAME. I WRITE WHEN I'M BORED AND I
HAVE NOTHING ELSE GOING ON. THE GAME WAS BORING.
I LOVE SPORTS. >> THAT'S INTERESTING.
>> LET'S DO ONE MORE. >> USUALLY, YOU PICTURE YOU
WRITING A SONG ON AN ISLAND SOMEWHERE.
>> I DO THAT, TOO. >> ANOTHER WOMAN, HER STORY, A
FAN TOLD ME, THAT'S HER FAVORITE SONG BECAUSE WHEN HER CHILD WAS
BORN, THAT'S THE SONG THAT WAS PLAYING.
>> SWEET. >> IN YOUR MEMOIR, YOU WRITE
THAT YOU STRUGGLE WITH STAGE FRIGHT AND HAD AN INCIDENT AT
SCHOOL. CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT THIS?
>> YES. I PEED MYSELF.
>> NO. >> I'M GOING TO GET RIGHT TO IT.
I PEED MYSELF. I WAS ONLY 16.
IT WAS TERRIBLE AT THAT TIME IN LIFE.
AND I WAS A TRUMPET PLAYER IN THE SCHOOL BAND.
AND THE SCHOOL WANTED ME TO GET UP AND SING A SONG IN FRONT OF
MY PEERS. WHEN I STOOD UP AND THEY
INTRODUCED ME, I PEED. THANKFULLY, I WAS WEARING A
SKIRT. AND THERE WAS A PUDDLE ON THE
FLOOR. SO, I KNOCK MY GLASS OF WATER
OVER QUICKLY. AND THAT DISGUISED THE PUDDLE.
AND THEN, I JUST CARRIED ON AS IF NOTHING HAPPENED.
>> WOW. >> AND PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS
JUST H2O. >> THEY THOUGHT IT WAS WATER.
>> IMPRESSIVE. THANKFULLY YOU DIDN'T EAT ANY
ASPARAGUS. >> THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
I'M GRATEFUL FOR THAT. THERE'S A BRIGHT SIDE TO
EVERYTHING. >> T
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ΘΑ ΣΕ ΔΩ ΣΤΗΝ ΚΟΛΑΣΗ ΑΓΑΠΗ ΜΟΥ (See you in Hell my Darling) BY NIKOS NIKOLAIDIS IN HD - ENG SUBS - Duration: 1:48:25.
A NIKOS NIKOLAIDIS FILM
Now I suppose I owe you an explanation.
Even though we don't deserve one.
What I mean is...
whenever I started something, you knew how to finish it.
Sometimes, I'd do the same for you.
That's why we don't deserve this.
We lived on quicksand...
and if this story is a nightmare, it still belongs to us.
You know what I'm trying to say.
Killing you would be simple.
It's easy, when you love someone.
Those are the rules of our game.
Come to think of it, we should be dumped somewhere.
Yes! Buried together!
Oh, no...
No...
I have things to do.
Yes...
Besides, I'm expecting you.
A long time ago, we decided...
our world was full of traps...
but we pretended it was a game.
"I'm hurting, I'm scared... "
You lead the game. That's all that matters.
First, I heard her heels coming down the hallway.
Then came the nasty smell of her perfume.
Her heels always bothered me.
Yet, she was a companion.
Yes...
I'm thinking...
Maybe someday.
SEE YOU IN HELL MY DARLING
Written and Directed by Nikos Nikolaidis
You left your door open and there's a storm coming.
I always remember you showing up with a storm.
Are you alone?
Candy?
Cinnamon Candy?
Cinnamon Candy.
The music stopped.
All songs have an ending.
This song ends differently. You don't remember.
I remember it well.
- Where are you going? - The car's engine is running.
I took care of it.
You take care of every thing.
- Still wearing the same perfume. - Jasmine.
Jasmine... Betrayal Jasmine.
- Don't look at me like that. - Let go of me!
What's wrong?
You know your heels annoy me...
but as always, you had to wander through the house in them.
They've always annoyed me!
Still, an alcoholic...
Correct?
Correct.
Still smoking my brand too.
Correct again.
Except that it was always my brand.
Let's assume that it was.
You were expecting me.
You even made ice cubes.
The question is how you found me so easily.
It wasn't that hard. You always leave a trail behind.
Besides, I can't tell who...
...found who.
Given that you always knew when I needed you most.
Drink your whiskey.
Is he still wandering outside?
He left...
and if someone is wandering it surely isn't him.
So, you really do believe that someone's outside.
Don't worry...
I am here.
And I don't fear death...
...nor the person outside.
He'll flee as soon as he sees me.
One whiff of your perfume and he'll drop dead.
You used to like it.
I lied... it was always too strong and...
Cheap... I remember... cheap.
Look at us.
- And what do I see? - What do you see?
"Years later... Some lonely women."
- "Afraid." - "Thirty - something."
"Are hiding, in rented hotel rooms."
I used to be happy with you.
I was too...
but, that was a long time ago.
Why did he leave?
Why are you an alcoholic?
I thought you'd know.
I assume we're talking about...
the one who left the door open and the engine running.
You know exactly whom we're talking about.
I committed suicide once with pills...
a few times with a knife, and then a gun.
After that, I died in a car accident.
Well you shouldn't complain because every time you died...
you'd drag someone down with you.
Nice!
I must say I expected a better reunion.
Well, let's see.
Last time we met was...
Before that trick we pulled, on your wedding day.
Ah yes... but I meant officially.
Before your father's funeral.
Even though funerals were your childhood pastime.
We had agreed to stay apart for a while.
But he loved you.
I loved him too... I sent him a wreath, what else?
And how do you know I wasn't there watching you...
...from a distance?
No, I'd recognize the stench of your perfume.
I say we start.
First you have to tell me...
...why he left.
Why don't you ask why I left?
How did you make love? Show me.
I don't remember.
I do.
It starts like this!
Now, show me.
I can't recall it.
- You told him you love him! - I said no such thing.
Say it! I want to hear it.
"I love you." Say it!
"I love you."
Oh please, I'm going to vomit.
"I love you... don't go. "
And "I love you too", he said. Then what happened?
You made love. Show me.
Naked!
Naked?
Why did he leave?
I don't know.
We only made love.
I knew she needed me more than I did...
so I always stayed.
But I think she loved me.
That's why she loved me.
We had these rules ever since we were kids.
We said we'd grow up together...
but didn't get very far.
I started smoking this brand first.
You only liked the packaging.
Someone's in the pool.
I know...
...except he's not "just someone".
He's a dead man with a name.
Don't tell me you forgot his name already.
How long has he been there?
I don't remember.
What do you mean, you don't remember?
I don't remember.
- What happened here? - I don't remember.
But I don't think I caused it.
Then?
He wanted to leave.
Then how... Who killed him?
Stop asking me, I don't know.
I see... Well, I lost my sweater in the pool.
I also threw up, for your information.
We should do something.
We can't just leave him in there.
Let's bury him somewhere!
We do have a big garden.
There's room for all of us in your garden.
- What are you doing? - I'm putting my shoes on.
They're wet.
Yes, but I'm cold.
I think I'm in big trouble.
But "You're Dead Without Money".
- Forget it, I'm not in the mood. - "You're Dead Without Money."
Alright... "The Dead Stay Dumb".
"Wicked Way to Die".
- "You're Dead Without Money". - We already said that one.
"We'll Share a Double Funeral."
You always beat me at this game.
- When did it happen? - What?
Oh, yes...
I don't know...
I only remember that I found him on the porch.
Then I dragged him down the stairs...
...and rested him...
I put him... no...
I dumped him... in the water.
Yes, we should bury him!
Oh, no! We can't!
There's someone wandering out here.
If we leave him in the pool...
the "wanderer" will run away!
I think he should stay right here.
He looks different.
Doesn't he?
Yes, he does.
I can't tell... does he?
Yes, he's changed.
He looks better than he did back then.
Will you join me?
Where?
It's so humid... Let's take a swim.
Then I'll give you something for your stomach.
I can't. I'm freezing.
We should get him out. It's about to rain again.
I don't care, he can leave if he wants.
But I don't think he will.
Now that you're here, he prefers being cold and wet.
Still, we should get rid of him.
And be alone just the two of us?
He wouldn't be very happy to hear that.
It makes no difference now.
Now, three bags of money will be divided by two.
Or divided by one.
If we fill him up with stones, he'll sink at once!
Why don't you pull? His knees are bending.
I'm doing all the work!
Hurry up Strawberry!
The beach is this way, Strawberry.
- What did you say? - What did I say?
- What did you just call me? - I just called you Strawberry.
I've told you not to call me that!
This is not the time for a fight. Get his leg!
I've told you, to never call me that again.
Great, I'll stop calling you "Strawberry".
- Now, pull! - I'm pulling!
But you always loved to insult me.
You are so touchy!
What's wrong with "Strawberry"?
I said stop calling me that.
I didn't mean you. I just blurted the word...
...Strawberry.
- Watch out! - For what?
You're going to break his head!
I've had it!
Come on, we're almost there.
Get up!
What's wrong?
His shoe came off!
He doesn't need it anymore.
- It's missing a shoelace. - I'm going to the boat.
Put that out!
- Why? - Someone might see us!
Great... Now what?
What we agreed on. We sink him.
Sink him? Without stones?
- You didn't bring stones! - How could I? I was with you.
Still, you should have!
You were always thoughtless and inconsiderate!
What are you doing?
Trying to get back on!
You're not wearing any underwear!
I never wear underwear. Pull me up!
What kind of game is this?
Let go!
I write to you from a nameless address.
I sketch your eyes, on the waters of the lake.
I begged the sky to rain on me...
but it sent a dry autumn and I am alone.
Disappointment and lines on my face.
You had fog when I met you.
You had fog? I didn't get that.
Oh, well...
And now I am living a small yet endless fairytale.
The streets of my gray city are all dead ends, without horizons.
- The shattered words... - The shattered words...
of your farewell, fill my hours.
Words only and gestures.
Tiny, fragile, twisted hands...
Tiny... fragile?
Ah yes! Tiny, fragile, twisted hands...
shred my thoughts apart.
My voice is changing.
Changing and changing, through time!
I watch you for hours.
Can you see me?
From the depths of the pool...
...I'd say he can't.
But I can see you in a net full of stones...
as I throw you into the sea, where you will sink.
That's what I have in mind.
Besides, three bags of cash divided by one...
equal more than divided by three.
Better luck next time.
Remember this song?
Yes.
Me, too.
So does he.
I doubt it... He can't remember anything.
We're in trouble!
What are you doing here?
Did you hear me?
How did you get here?
Tie me tighter next time.
- You? - Me what?
Oh yes, the table.
Go back to your table immediately!
- He's not in the pool. - What?
- What are you doing here? - What am I doing?
You were tied to the table. Why are you loose?
It doesn't matter. He's not in the pool!
He's not what?
He's not in the pool!
- When did this happen? - I don't know...
I went to the porch to get my cigarettes...
and the pool was empty.
They drained the pool, too?
The body is gone.
Someone stole it!
What's the matter?
Alright, tell me where you hid him.
At the beach?
My stomach... I'm not...
Not well, I know.
Confess and I'll give you a pill.
The days that tasted like cinnamon candy...
...are over.
Take this, you'll feel better.
- Someone's trying to... - Let go.
To kill me.
Someone's trying to kill you, for your share.
It's only a stomach ache, Strawberry.
Stop calling me that!
Ok, but you have consumed a bottle of whiskey.
- Who's trying to kill you? - I'm not well.
Take this so we can go find him.
I don't want it!
- I'll use force! - I'll puke it out!
- Then I'll give you another one. - What is that? Poison?
Alright, it's poison. Now take it.
Is this another game? What did you do with him?
I did nothing.
- Come on! - I can't swallow that!
Chew it, it tastes good.
And if you say where you hid him, I'll say where the money is.
I don't want anything!
Now open your mouth.
Be a good little girl.
Come on... a bit more.
Nice... Perfect!
You're cheating. You don't want to get well.
I'm scared.
Look.
Chew well and swallow.
I'm afraid.
What is it?
Poison.
Chew it. It tastes good.
I'll be right back. Let go!
Do you know?
I know.
No, not that. Your glasses are broken.
I know.
But I'm used to them.
You scared me at the gate.
You scared me too.
Why don't we end this joke?
I saw you playing dead in the pool.
Are you and my best friend...
...trying to drive me crazy?
If this is about the money she can keep it all.
I saw you in the pool then at the gate.
I saw you too.
Are you alright?
My stomach hurts. I've been throwing up.
Are you alright?
A bit cold.
We almost threw you into the sea, you know.
But I messed up...
...so now we're together again.
What happened here?
She knew?
She knew.
And she wanted to join us.
And then? What happened to you?
I don't remember.
Where is she now?
I don't know. I left the house.
I want you to take care of her.
You still love her.
- What's it like there? - Where?
The place where you are.
I don't know where I am.
I told you, I don't remember much.
Remember me?
And that old song.
- You put that on? - I was trying to warn you.
Where are we?
Where?
I've been here before.
Why were you trying to warn me?
To say I didn't make it... and be careful.
How can I take care of her and be careful too?
We didn't make it.
She'll kill us both and leave with the money.
That's what she's planning.
But she loves you.
I wouldn't want you to harm her.
- The phone line is dead. - Dead.
Cut off, and I'm not the one who cut it.
I can't get past the gate either.
Someone is guarding it.
There it is again. She's calling someone.
She's calling you.
When can I see you? Where will you be?
I'll find you.
Do you need anything?
What can I bring you?
Cigarettes.
Cigarettes.
Lots of cigarettes!
Ok... Lots of cigarettes.
Don't.
You're hurting me!
Let me go!
Listen to me!
Listen!
She knows we're together.
She's giving me pills!
I'm ready.
Where are we going?
To my father's grave.
Your father's grave. What are we going to do there?
We're going to open it and make some room for "him".
We're going to open it and make some...
Yeah right, as if your father's grave is near.
It's real close.
Real close... that's nice!
A midnight walk to the grave is all I need now.
Are you scared?
We used to do it all the time.
And stop repeating me.
That was then, and we never opened any graves.
We only stole wreaths and flowers.
And why the hell is your father's grave close by?
I moved him here...
so he could be near me.
Relax, it's only a two minute walk.
Come on!
Where are we going? I'm exhausted.
This is totally crazy and ridiculous too!
Careful because we're about to cross...
...a small trench.
Any water in it?
Why?
In case we find a dead body in there too.
No, only scorpions and water snakes.
Scorpions and water snakes. Ridiculous!
A little bridge.
You didn't love my father.
I loved him very much.
Then why is going to his grave ridiculous?
Because it's howling midnight...
and we're passing through scorpions and water snakes.
Your father is not in that grave.
You may go back, if you wish.
Alright, let's go to the grave. This whole conversation is stupid!
I think I'm drunk.
Don't step on the tomato plants!
I think I buried him in the tomatoes.
Don't worry, she can't hurt me.
I want to see you later.
Yes, I did bury him in the tomato plants.
Last year they had earwigs...
but this year everything will be perfect.
I have to go.
Oops... We've lost the grave. Don't step on the tomatoes!
I'll see you later.
Cigarettes?
Scorpions and water snakes.
I can't see!
Where exactly is it?
I don't know. I've never been here at night.
Then how the hell will we find him in the dark?
Well... graves glow in the dark.
The bones of the dead have phosphorus...
which seeps out, to light our way.
Looks like we lost him.
Oh father...
...where are you?
Father, I'd like to say that if anything happens to me...
- ... my friend is to blame. - That goes for me too.
I have a friend along...
Ouch! We found it.
Hello, father!
My friend over here... remember "The Strawberry"?
Well she says that chatting with a dead man is possible.
And making love with him also.
Excuse me!
But my friend is making me laugh.
We need... We need some...
We need some space!
Can you move over?
So we can add someone in there... with you?
You don't mind, do you? No!
Because he's lurking all over the place, making a mess.
He's probably hiding somewhere right now! Watching us!
He sneaks around the house and drips water everywhere.
I know him well.
You don't mind do you? Will you move over?
Yes! He'll move over.
And don't let them kill me.
What are you saying!
Be quiet, I am talking to my father now.
We thought of throwing him into the sea, but it was risky...
then she took him, hid him and claimed they made love.
They were always making love.
I'm leaving.
Remember my father?
Yes, very well but there's nothing here.
Oh, but there is honey.
There's a suitcase, this big.
Which fits three very large shares.
Two shares! Now it's two.
I know I'm cruel.
Will you still come with me?
I will, but you should know that you're a creep!
Why did you say that?
Even as a kid you were a sinister bully...
that never loved me.
Calling me "Strawberry" here and there.
And I begged, but you even said it to your father.
It's not my fault you used strawberry condoms.
And you told the whole world.
I didn't say a thing! The whole school knew.
Your lovers divulged it.
- The money! - With whom you slept with.
That's what we did then. That's what we do now.
Give me back my watch.
You know I used to love you very much.
Sure, when everyone deserted you, you'd run to me for comfort.
Give me my watch.
- No. - I want my watch!
One watch. Lots of watches. Isn't this why you're here?
Give it back!
"You're Dead Without Money."
"Like a Hole in the Head. " I want my watch!
"Never Trust a Woman."
Here is your watch.
You should eat something.
I can't, I'm throwing up.
If I leave you alone will he appear?
What will you gain from that?
If you're not lying...
I'll win a trap.
You can't hurt him anymore.
But he told you he loves me.
What have you given me?
Nothing...
You're just scared and tired.
You were always delicate.
I'd have to give you sugar to perk you up, remember?
What did he say?
Elsa... I'm cold and scared.
You have to let me go.
What did you say?
Elsa.
When was the last time you called me that?
Let's get you to rest.
Step on my feet.
Come on! Step on my feet.
- How? - Come on, you know!
You don't remember.
Vera! You don't remember?
I'm dizzy...
If you play that old song...
he will come.
How do you know?
When he wants something...
he plays the old song.
If you play it, he might come again.
To save you?
No...
To make love to you.
Cigarettes...
They're wet.
Would you light me one?
There aren't enough.
Five...
...there's only five.
I'll bring you more.
She said you need cigarettes.
And that you mentioned something else, too.
About me...
About us.
Where are we?
What do you mean?
I've been here before.
Of course you have...
It's our veranda.
We'd sit here and watch the sun drift away.
The sunset?
So, you heard the song and came.
Don't.
Oh, I'm sorry!
I should have tried harder.
I miss you, so much.
I don't know why...
I don't mean to.
But, whenever I loved someone...
...I'd always become very cruel.
Very cruel.
My eye.
I remember that.
You said it often.
You're still teasing me. Even now.
You're wet, aren't you cold?
I've been this way for a while.
What happened to your hand?
Where?
It's a smudge... I smudged it, in the fridge.
Give it to me.
No.
Let me see it.
What are you doing there?
You're remarrying me!
Look what I've got!
If I bring you lots of cigarettes, will you marry me again?
Lots of cigarettes?
Okay...
I'll try harder this time.
But listen...
first you have to help me.
We have to throw her into the sea. She's very sick!
Where is she?
In the...
Where is she?
What do you care?
I already told you I've arranged everything.
If the beach is crowded...
we'll take her to my dad's grave.
It's just that, she's too heavy. I can't do this alone.
Where are you going?
She's a mess with a stomach ache.
She's drunk too!
She guzzled two bottles of whiskey and she's throwing up!
You're going the wrong way, she's over there.
Now, if we let her go she'll rat on us...
they'll catch us and separate us.
She knows you come with the song, and she'll trap you.
You're not going anywhere!
Alright... Let's go find her.
Look... It's Strawberry!
Don't drink that! It's poisoned.
I know, she does it often.
She broke my watch.
She's still inside.
You can leave with her if you want.
I don't want you to put me in the water again.
You know the two of us can't part.
If I put you in there, I'll come too.
You said that you love me...
...and that you'd marry me again.
Didn't you?
And that you want lots of cigarettes?
See? I know everything.
I saw you making love.
On my wedding day...
...you were making love.
Yes... but he stayed with you.
- He was always with me! - Enough!
From now on, you do what I say!
That's not possible. You're half...
...half dead.
You're a mess, Strawberry.
You will do as I say...
I won't suffer for you any more.
He was mine.
He was alone ever since we met.
Alone...
Whenever I left her, she'd come running.
She knew no one loved her more than I did.
That's why I'd let her torture me.
She needed me, so she could be cruel.
And I liked giving her that opportunity.
But, I do believe she loved me...
...and this is why.
Those were the rules of our game since we were kids.
So, we promised to grow old together...
but didn't get very far.
We used to steal flowers from cemeteries.
You would say, the bones of the dead, glow at night...
...to light your path through the graves.
Sometimes we'd look in the mirror...
and change our voices to figure out, who was who.
I knew she was waiting for me...
...and would probably hurt me.
She could have easily killed me, but that no longer mattered.
This is what games are about. This is how we always played them.
Sure, I could have left and saved my life...
but when the ground slips from under your feet...
the person who'll grab you or push you harder...
must be someone you love, very much.
Only then, do things start to have some meaning.
You're going to him, right?
I know you are.
Yet without cigarettes.
Don't go Vera...
I love you.
Me too, Elsa...
Me too.
Translated by Vicky Harris
Adaptation by Katerina Nikopoulou
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