Kat- Hi!
Miya- Aw
M- so cute
M- Aww
Caleb- [whispering] I wanna throw up.
M- Go away! You're ruining moment!
M- I just gotta-
M- Aw
M- Aw, oh my god. *chuckle*
M- Kat, your eyeliner!
C- So, are you guys gonna like talk or? *laugh*
M- No! Shush!
Hi everybody! So I'm in Iowa, and I'm with my girlfriend Kat.
Kat- Sup.
Rowan- You're here, and we are gonna be playing "Will you press the button?" which I'm sure everybody has heard of by now
but we thought it'd be fun, so...
That's what we're gonna do, so I guess we're just gonna start off right away.
Okay, so I guess we'll just go back and forth reading the questions?
K- That works.
R- Uh, and then we'll both answer.
So the first one is: "You get the power to send electric currents through objects/people,
but the love of your life becomes an emotionless doll." *chuckling*
K- I mean.. *chuckle*
*laughing* that's-
*Kat laughing, growing in volume*
K- I'm just kidding! I would never do that!
Oh wait, are you doing this one, or?
R- We're both answering, but we're taking turns like reading them.
K- Depends on what the day is that I'm like- *both laughing*
R- Those days when I'm really pissing you off.
*Kat laughing and Rowan chuckling*
K- No! That I'm already like an emotionless doll, but-
R- Oh! *Both laughing*
K- So, not much would be changed but- I have a lot of feelings.
R- So you'd just always be an emotionless doll? Or just when you...
put currents through things?
K- That's a good question.
R- I think it's like you just become an emotionless doll forever.
K- Forever?!
R- Yeah, like you have that power, but then like,
the other one turns into a doll.
Are we still alive as the doll?
Are we an actual doll, or is it like "Emotionless doll"? As in the-
*Rowan laughing* K- Either way, I don't want that.
R- Yeah, no I wouldn't do that.
I don't know why I'm talking about it so much. No! I wouldn't do that!
That's terrible. And I don't really- K- Of course not!
R- I don't really have the need to send electric shocks through things.
K- I do.
R- You do?
K- I have a lot of rage.
R- *snicker* That's true.
Okay..
So, most people said no. *chuckle*
Fucking ads!
*chuckle* Fuck you! ..Uh, okay.
Next one! Ok, you read this one.
K- "You get to go on an adventure. You'll save the world to get the girl and have the best damn battle theme ever."
And.. "but!
You will have party members, half of them will die horrible deaths. You have no way of knowing who."
R- Well, can you- If you pick all terrible people then half of them will die.
K- You got a point there.
R- Although then you'd have to go on an adventure with terrible people, but might be worth it.
K- I'm down for an adventure, so..
R- Plus, then I'd get you.
K- Ayyy! * chuckle* R- Ayyy! *laugh*
K- So yeah, I'm gonna press yes.
Yeah, most of the people said yes anyway.
*Rowan ticcing*
Next one.
R- "You become the perfect version of yourself.-" *Gasp*
You're already the perfect version of yourself.
K- Stop it, you.
R- "But you refresh your social life and have to start off from having no friends."
Well, does that count as you?
Because like we talk through text mostly. Does text count as social Media?
K- Good question?
I have no friggin clue! I mean-
I'm down for starting over, but I don't want to like lose you or anything, so.
R- Then I would lose my whole Youtube channel.
K- Oh frick.
R- This is getting too meta.
R- Umm. *Kat sighs stressfully*
*Rowan laughing* K- Thinking's hard! R- FUCK!
*Kat giggling*
*Rowan ticcing*
Uhh.
I don't really mind-
Ok yeah, I mind.
I was gonna continue that sentence, but then I'm like, most of my friends are on social media so..
I was gonna say I wouldn't mind refreshing most of it, but then I was like nah.
I wouldn't- Cause I'm pretty okay with myself right now, so I don't care if I'm not perfect. K- I like my friends so.
R- Yeah, no.
R- Haha! K- Yeah, most people said no. R- No, most people said yes!
K- Oh wait. R- Fuck, we both read that wrong. *Both laughing*
R- Most people said yes. K- Reading's hard, ok!?
R- Yeah, apparently we're just too into the social medias. *music starts playing from phone* Fuckin ads.
Oh my God. This is probably copywritten.
"You can stop-" No, you're supposed to read this. K- Oh,wait.
R- *fake laugh* Don't listen to me.
K- "You can stop time,
but
every time- uh" fuck! *Both laughing*
"Every minute you spend with time stopped will take away one hour of your life,
Seconds add up so you can't always stop it with less than a minute."
R- So like if it's like two minutes and three seconds, then it's three hours. Not two hours.
K- That sounds complicated and too much work, so I'm gonna say no. *Rowan chuckles*
R- Yeah, that'd be really.. bad.
K- I'd rather speed up time than stop time.
R- Yeah, I don't really have a ton of reason to stop time.. I don't have much to do anyway. *chuckle*
K- So, I'm gonna say nah. *mumbles* Cause I'm lazy.
Oh, it's like almost 50/50.
*Rowan ticcing*
R- Okay.
"You gain the ability to have perfectly accurate control-
controllable (save the fact that you must make at least one a day, or be faced with the worst pain imaginable,
by the most twisted mind in all of creation) predictions of the future."
So you have to predict the future once a day, I guess? And you can do it perfectly accurate and controllable.
"But, no one you try to warn will believe you until it's too late,
And you are not strong enough to change the future on your own."
[whispering] Why would you want that?
K- No. I'd cry so much! R- That just sounds bad!
K- No, no. R- You just know terrible things are gonna happen and then not be able to do anything about it. No, thank you!
Yeah, a lot more people said yes than I thought they would.
47 said yes, why would you want that? Do you want to suffer?
[whispering] Probably.
*loud tic* Okay, here.
K- "You can read anything any language even music, but you can't write anything by any means."
R- [quietly] No.
K- Why? No.
Fifty-fifty!?
R- *chuckling* What is wrong with you guys?!
*chuckling* No.
We didn't even have to think about that one. K- Yeah i- No.
R- You can't write any- What?
K- That means like texting too. R- Like, it'd be- yeah.
Like, being able to read everything would be cool, but. K- It's basically another form of communication like [indistinct]
R- Yeah.
"Everything you imagine becomes real, but every day you imagine one bad thing."
How bad?
K- I have a vivid imagination, so it just depends.
Yeah, like can you control which bad thing comes to life?
No, because everything you- Oh!
Everything you imagine becomes real, but like I think of bad things all the time! K- Same here.
Yeah, no. No no no no. Huh-uh. R- Not worth it at all.
*Both laughing* If I had that power, I'd think of more bad things.
K- Wait, everybody said yes, like most people said yes. 64 percent said yes 36 was like nah.
I'm the nah. R- Y'all really think you have that pure of minds?
[whispering] I don't think so.
*Rowan ticcing*
Okay.
K- "You get to meet your favorite fictional character-" Yes!
*kat laughing loudly* R- Ha! Yes! I don't care what the requirement is. K- "and spend 24 hours with them,
But the series that the character's from is canceled and all evidence of the show ever existing is destroyed."
R- No, I Wouldn't do that.
I'm socially awkward enough that it wouldn't be good enough experience for me to- K- Same here, honestly like- but..
R- Wait, how long do you spend with them? K- 24 hours.
R- That's like too much and not enough time at the same time, so it's just a weird amount of time.
Nah.
K- Most people said no. R- Yeah. Would other people remember the..
the show too?
K- It said all evidence, so I don't think- no. R- Aw, fuck that.
K- Yeah, no. That would suck. R- No.
Ok. K- I take it back.
*Both laughing* K- I was like 'Yeah!' R-'Yeah!.. NO!'
K- 'Yea- nonono.'
R- "You become the most talented in your field of work, but you must drink your inferior's sweat instead of water."
I would never do that.
K- Mix it with something. R- [quietly] No.
K- *laughing* No?
Well, but I don't drink much water. So could I just not drink any water, therefore not drinking any sweat?
*Rowan chuckling*
There is water in things though.. Like fruit and stuff.
Do you have to like inject the fruit? K- I don't know man.
R- But, no. I wouldn't do that, ever.
Sweat is fuckin' gross.
No! I clicked yes! K- *laughing* You fucked up! How could you?
R- *Both laughing* I'm the worst! K- I forgive you.
Now what did people say? R- Uh, most of them said no, like 70%.
K- Yeah, that's yeah. R- We said yes, but we meant no.. so.
*rowan giggling*
Huh! I'll just make mine worse.
Ok. *chuckle*
K- "You cannot die until you find your one true love and marry them,
but you're extremely hideous and overweight." R- Does that mean we will die?
Like you're immortal until like you find your true love, basically. R- Well, then we're already fucked.
*Kat laughing*
"But you're extremely hideous and-"
but that's already- R- Nooo! *Kat laughing loudly*
Noo!
*chuckling* You're not hideous or overweight!
K- Debatable, but.. if you say so. R- Noo. *Kat softly giggling*
*Kat laughing* R- That doesn't give me any pros. K- What do I say to this? Just no then or?
R- No, cause I might die then anyway.
And no. I don't- yeah.
I'm good. K- Yeah, most people said nope. R- Yeah.
*Rowan ticcing*
[tic] fuck off.
Not you. *Both laughing*
"You work for your dream company where everyone treats you well, but you work as the cleaning staff"
I wouldn't mind that at all. K- I wouldn't care.
R- I really like organizing things.
K- Yeah, me too. That's my favorite thing to do at work. Except like the cleaning part because people at gas stations suck.
R- Yeah, but it's working at your dream company so like- K- Oh yeah!
R- So we'd want to be animators or like designers. K-Yeah.
R- So like, there wouldn't be much cleaning to do. K- I'd just dust the laptops, and admire people's work.
R- Clean up pencil shavings and shit, I'm fine with that. K- Yeah. R- I get to look at pretty artwork all day.
K- Same, that'd be cool. R- I'm fine with that, K- Me too.
R- Oh damn, 51% said no.
Do people really hate cleaning stuff that much?
Depends on what you're cleaning I guess.
Yeah, that's true. But like who's dream job is to work at like a- I don't know, somewhere that's like really dirty?
I guess like schools? K- Not mine. It's just what I do though already.
*music starts playing from phone*
*music stops*
K- [sadly] I was jammin' out. *Both laughing*
R- Okay. Uh, it's your turn.
I think? Is it your turn? K- Yeah.
"Every bit of text on the internet will be grammatically correct,
but you'll have-" wait, fuck. "You'll only have access to the web pages for three hours a day.
R- I don't care if things are grammatically correct. K- I don't give a fuck.
R- Like things already aren't, and it doesn't bother me much, so. K- Yeah.
R- Whatever. K- I don't care.
R- Okay, we'll do a few more and then maybe ask some random end questions? If that sounds good? K- Sure! yeah.
R- "You have all the money you will ever need, but you must drink one cup of dishwater every day."
You could like mix it with flavoring.
K- I'd do it. R- Yeah. K- Money!
Both- MONEY! *Both laughing*
K- I could visit you all the time! I'm drinking that dishsoap. R- Well, yeah. Fuck yeah!
I'm burping bubbles bitch! *Rowan laughing*
K- I don't give a fuck!
*Rowan giggling*
R- You could just like buy house from there. You could buy train to go between houses. K- *Gasp* I want a train!
R- *Chuckling* House trains! K- Babe, let's get a train! R- House trains!
K- I want a tree house. R- Ooh, that'd be fun.
K- [Softly chanting] Tree house! Tree house! R- We should get a tree mansion.
That's a thing. K- Is that a thing? R- Yeah! There are tree mansions.
K- [whispering] Really? R- Yeah.
We could get a tree mansion like made FOR us. We would have all the money we need.
*Both laughing, Kat more giddily* K- I'm drinking the dishsoap!
R- Yeah, dishwater isn't that bad.
K- Nah, not for like a million dollars like-
R- Well..
Are they talking about like used dishwater? Cause I was thinking like water with soap in it.
Same here, that's what I thought it was.
With dishwater, they might mean like.. water after you've washed dishes in it.
Cause, no then.
K- Eh, I don't care. R- Wet food really grosses me out.
K- What if you- You know those one pills that you can like take and it like makes your mouth taste things differently?
R- Yep! Miracle berries, I think they're called?
K- What if you ate one of those before you tried that? R- We should do that! K- Let's do it!
R- Not with dishwater, but with other stuff. *Both laughing*
K- Ok. R- We should get some Miracle berry things. K- Yeah, I'm down for that.
R- Ok, so.. yes. *Chuckle*
Yeah, most people said yes.
Ok, let's do like two more, if they're good ones.
*Rowan ticcing*
K- "You will live in any fictional world or dimension you like,-" Yes!
R- See, we said this last time though and it was no.
K- Maybe I should read the bad thing first. R- Yeah! Maybe! *chuckling*
K- "But!-" R- "But!"
K- Drumroll please. *Rowan giggling*
"All of the people you know-" *Both giggling*
K- Wait "All the people-" wait, what? "All of the people knows-
you destroyed the--"
K- Yeah, they wrote that wrong. R- Yeah, it's just grammatically incorrect. It's just- It's "know".
K- "-you destroyed their hopes and dreams and their eternal hatred is burned deep inside your mind."
I'm Gonna reread this. *Rowan laughing*
R- What does that have to do with anything?
"All the people know you destroyed their hopes and dreams and their eternal hatred is burned deep inside your mind."
So like, everybody in the fictional universe hates you.
K- I don't give a fuck. *laughing* R- Depends on the fictional universe.
Cause some fictional universe I only want to go to because of the characters. K- That's true.
R- But if it's shit like Merlin and shit, where there's like Magic...
Well then people would kill me, so no.
I feel like I wouldn't. I want people to like me too much.
K- Wait, you would hate me too then! R- Aw!
K- Because it's all the people you know. R- Would I be in the fictional universe? K- Yeah "All the people you know".
R- No, it just says "All of the people know you destroyed their-" so it's just all the people who were there. [whispering] I might not be there.
K- Well, if you're not there then it doesn't matter.
R- Yeah, I was just about to say that I was like, 'Then who fuckin' cares? I don't care.' K- No.
R- Most people said no.
Okay, last question! If it's a good one, if it's crap we'll do another one.
"You becrom-" *giberish*
"You BECOME-" Giggling* "a prestige chef
cooking for 5-Star restaurants with a single compliment by Gordon Ramsay,
But your taste buds die from your spectacular food in two years after your first taste. Nobody else is affected by this."
I don't really wanna be a chef.
K- I tried when I was like six, it didn't go very well so..
R- Everyone almost died! .. No.
*Rowan snickering*
[whispering] It was close. K- Yeah, it was close.
R- No, I don't really care about being a chef.. so nah.
K- Yeah, most people said no. R-Yeah.
That one was the last question.
I'll ask you some questions? K- Ok.
K- What's your favorite color? *Rowan chuckling* R- Yeah!
My favorite colors are Seafoam green and Coral,
and then all pastel color just cause pastel is fuckin' awesome. K- What's my favorite color?
R- It's teal!
K- *laughing* How'd you know?!
R- How?! I don't know!
Everything is teal in here. K- I like teal.
*Rowan chuckling*
How about, since my YouTube is about my Tourette's..
Does my tourette's affect like our relationship or like?..
Any dynamic between us? K- I don't think so.
R- No? K- Nah. R- Not at all?
K- I don't- *giberish*
Is this a right or wrong question?! R- *laughing* No! It's- no!
I just wanna know like- if it like-
If you like think anything about it, or if it like makes a difference in anything?
K- Honestly, I'm pretty used to like-
I don't know. I don't really notice like- R- Yeah, a lot of people I know say that they get used to it when they're around me.
K- Yeah, so.. R- So, no? K- Yeah, no.
R- It doesn't really make a difference. K- This sleeve's like all the way up there and the other one's-
R- Because I'm sure a lot of people want to know like if it's like hard or weird dating with Tourette's for some reason,
But I haven't found that to be the case. K- No. R- And if somebody does
think that you're like weird, or stupid, or you're being offensive because you have Tourette's then they're obviously not the right person.
K- Yeah.
*Both laughing* R- Well, obviously!
For some people that isn't obvious though, so like-
Yeah. K- I like to think I'm pretty chill about it. R- Yeah! No, yeah. You don't like mention it ever.
Yeah. K- Hee.*Both giggling*
R- Ok.
How about.. Has it been fun having me here?! K- Yeah! Yeah, I'm so happy you're here! Like-
It feels unreal. R- Yeah. K- [High pitched] And you're leaving tomrorrowww!
R- Yeah, I'm leaving tomorrow. We're filming this the night before I leave. K- We procrastinated this whole time making this video. R- Yup.
K- So yeah, it's been really fucking awesome having them here, and I'm probably gonna cry a lot.. tonight and tomorrow. R- Yep.
R- There's gonna be a lot of tears. K- I have a lot of feelings.
R- But we'll see each other soon though, hopefully.
She's gonna hopefully come to Oregon where I live, so.
That should be awesome. I've also had an awesome time here by the way, she didn't just like having me here.
I, I had a lot of fun.
But yeah, so I'm going home tomorrow, but it's been really awesome.
And we've caught up on a bunch of shows that we've been watching together.
It's been awesome.
*Kat squeeking* Yeah, it has! R- Yay!
*Laughing* Okay! Before it gets any more awkward, let's finish off the video!
*Rowan laughing*
*Kat making high pitched squeeks* R- She's gonna go out of frame.
Okay, well I'm gonna post this right when I get home from my trip tomorrow, and it'll take like..
Probably like a few hours since it's a little over 20 minutes, and I'm probably gonna edit some stuff out anyway,
but I'll try to upload it as soon as I can and I'll get back to uploading..
Somewhat regularly, *chuckle* I don't have a schedule, but hopefully every few days or like once a week or something like that.
So, I hope you guys enjoyed this video. Thank you for waiting during my whole trip!
I've been trying to keep in contact with you guys in the comments and everything and on Instagram and all that nice stuff,
which all the links for my social media will be in the description, so I hope you guys like this video
and I'll see you in the next one! Bye guys!
It's filming, so you're gonna be on camera. *laughing* K- Yep.
This is Caleb, Kat's brother. K- Yup.
Caleb- I didn't ask to be here. *Rowan and Kat laughing*
R- *chuckling* He doesn't wanna be here.
K- We're just like "We'll just add this in. We'll just be like 'Hey this Caleb!'"So.. *snap*
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