Excuse me... hi, sorry...
No! No, professor, I said no...
Oh, don't worry, I'm not your professor, I'm just a 6 feet tall
incredibly strong, half-naked man in your room, staring at you as you sleep
What??
R-men! We're being invaded!
What? No, no, no, this is not an invasion! I'm just going to sleep with you
No way! Nobody is sleeping with anybody here
Who are you to say that we can or cannot share a room with other people?
Yeah I think you better shut your mouth, Monocle!...please?
R-men, what is happening here?
We're under attack professor
What? No, no, these are your new teammates
Hello, R-men, I'm mister Platinum, and I want you all to feel like part of our family now
Wait, Professor R, they bought us??
"Buying" is a very strong word, Monocle.
It would be more interesting if you imagine that we now have a strong partnership
where we will waive all our property and participate in missions together,
whenever they want, for an exorbitant amount of money. I don't know if you realize it,
but it is very difficult to maintain a school with only five students
What do you mean "missions together"?
Well, we're probably going to have a couple of smaller missions this year
and of course we have that big mission in the Summer
it's kind of like a corporate party, but with no boobs, or sex
or any police, and no agreements outside of court to stifled the case
Is this because of some villain?
I don't like villains, I'm going to defeat the villains with lots of tickles
lots of kisses, and I'm not going to let them go until they surrender
Oh, yes, that is very efficient indeed!
Believe me, he took only an hour and a half and a can of whipped cream to defeat me
Why is he in this?
Oh... he's kind of like a mascot, kind of a big deal in this fusion
I knew it! No fucking way! I'm not going to be a part of this
Actually, you will. We have a contract for at least three missions with you
and at least six different costumes, and might be a good idea for you
to handle your sware whole out there
Our policy is that the whole family can watch us on TV
while we turn our enemies into blood puddings and save the world
Whole family??
Since when do we let kids watch us slice someone in half or blow someone's head off?
Loud weapons, torture dismember and violence is general for all ages
Am I the only one that thinks this is so wrong?
It's only wrong if the weapon is in the hands of a murdering psychopath
If it's in Ronald's cute little hands, it's actually pretty healthy
What's not healthy are nipples! Exposed female nipples
can destroy an entire generation, and end our lifestyle as we know it
Okay, now that all that is clear, I'm going to let you settle into your new home
What happened to their old home?
Which home? They were all destroyed or blown up by people who wanted to kill us
It's kind of complicated to avoid this, it just seems that no matter what happens
everyone around us always ends up with a terrible death
Really? And every time that happened, did you ever think that
maybe it was better to not let everyone know where you were, with this huge logo on the ceiling?
See! I told you a mascot was a good idea!
No wonder they are doing better than we are...
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