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Why are you looking at me like that?

Sorry about that dumpling. Yes, I'm alive

You don't save my little princes son you're tops in my book

Oh

Taste yes, nothing beats gravy made with artificial monkey fat

Can we watch something besides the great

Pushes alone you brute, that's

How like it or not I am grateful now come along it's money time

So degree

Don't let her find me

Something is using her gratitude to control your life being worshipped like a hero is I have to do is even the score

I'll just arrange for dumpling to save my life

And then she'll have to leave me long door and you to push the wagon out of the barn toward me

Then dumpling will save my life and bingo. I'm a free dog again uh

What if EE does it Oh?

Dumpling do my eyes deceive me and out of control wagon headed our way

Oh

He's disguised as ladies accessories not accessories an alligator

Sure hope dumpling dress Keys lucky from be fast alligator skin just doesn't breathe

There you are

You can dress up like a lizard you can even scare me okay, Rolly

Dumpling just saved me from a real alligator your services won't be needed I

Work so hard. Oh my god

But I didn't mean to save you it just say it doesn't count sorry like it or no relief

I gotta get my just upper shot

Everyone darling there hasn't been one spotted locally for ages until now

When Miss de Ville told me she took this photo on your farm look to something?

how

Interesting a tree shrews are living right here

Interesting it's one of mother nature's miracles unfolding before our very hearts telling doctor

Under penalty of law you will be required to

Whisper when you talk tiptoe when you walk

I suppose we'd be willing to make a few concessions of course a creature as shy as the tree shrews or could never ever

Tolerate the presence of a hundred and one this the only feasible

Solution is for me to buy your farm and turn it into a tree shrews or sanctuary

Founding achievement of my career in the wild well, then let's all meet back here tonight

It's it's more gamey than squirrel, and it's it's less musky than a raccoon

It's it's kind of like a beaver, but a little less bill do we?

Hear that there isn't a square inch on this farm of shrew that could show us now and not be seen great

Ten minutes ago

Terry tree shrews stunning I've never seen that behavior described in the literature. This is sublime

Aren't they supposed to be shy now that's animals welfare of all costs

No the shooter would be here

Clever shrew though certainly gave us the slip all right

Guess we better call it a night. Why are you yelling shit gotcha?

Pat's couch - Rosel costume

Hey, hey what's going on?

It's for the observation lab. No shrews. Oh sanctuary would be complete without

I want to do this as sensitively as possible get out

He's obviously suffering from Matt's Rosal disease ignore him low when nature calls we must answer

cherchez la

Lost him let's go back hey no

He's built a nest he's established a home

Oh, it won't be so bad Cruella. You'll just have to make a few adjustments

Whisper when you cruisers remain one of nature's enigmas

mysterious

Unfathomable nah this one seems to have made friends with some of the local farmer

fascinating

One time to someone who didn't give you one and a watchin storm, I love it sure scares me sometimes

all these subtypes

Roger why is this door locked I need to use the computer now box oh, I'm

Working on a new video game the hunch box of Notre Dame

Gotta go ring some bells see

That not a single Valentine good. They take up too much room in my mailbox anyway

Besides all those fucking sweet

Only hippie now. Where are those two Nimrods can't they see my mailbox needs fixing

Ah-hoo I hired you to to Strub and dust not use my jet

Valentine's Day cake

By you portly little stemmed whoever is it for rat as soon as I put the frosting on it

Excuse me ma'am about that you throw me in the frosting

Me too, I don't want to be around when the door opens. Where are you going?

Alright now I'll get to the bottom of this a

Valentine Oh gross some big mystery

It's beautiful it's not for you. Oh jo koy cuddle boats

Why don't play girl, there's a pig knuckle sandwich with your name on it back off dumpling. It's for Anita from Roger

Hey the Valentine our I didn't belong what a jerk you can say that again

Opens

Good job lucky the inside Cupid strikes again come on guys

You gotta help me get it back a badger, but should we do it on us while scorch is eating spot, huh?

Thanks for the visual

You won't be doing this for me. You'll be doing that

It's a Valentine

Someone left me a Valentine

There's a I've always said I love

Valentine's Day now all I have to do is find my

Bashful or Folio so he can declare his undying dividing the cake and say happy Valentine's Day

Wiebe many things with criminals we're not criminals

We're consultants on parole for you romantic devil you

Fleiss everything I find out with monkeys

You know Starbucks only in love with himself what he said

She's tough you're on your own

Better idea, yeah score she's just gonna hand the Valentine over you doll

You're my business rival it would be unethical

Pol

Scoring five nice clean house you disgusting vermin are the perfect ending to look absolutely horrendous

Day, but I'll feel better when you're gone

Here take out the trash

That's your Valentine

You've got it got it of course. I've got it, and I'll tell you this

I'll never forget the name of my very own secret admirer would I?

And they're admiring me from afar come in and admire me no I

Can't begin to tell you Roger dear, but I especially like the song you

Love me, and I love you with a heart so full and true

You make this for your wife, what is the world coming to?

after all we've meant to each other rumpus, but but but but

My valentine

Memo to myself

Well Valentine's Day

Were you doing here come to gloat I suppose, that's the only person in the world who doesn't get any Valentine's

Ring I really need this my last one it's blow work

Just wait a second

Just so you don't think we're friends or anything

Huh, too bad none of you having son on a Valentine just to make them happy

Come along score chums we have some things

Up to now I

Love you with a hard soulful and true

Be my Valentine I plead uneat

Ah happy Valentine

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Millie Bobby Brown Raps a Stranger Things Season 1 Recap - Duration: 2:46.

-Millie, everyone knows you from "Stranger Things,"

but one thing they might not realize

is that you also can rap.

Last time you were here, we made you do a verse from Nicki Minaj.

-Yes. Yes. -"Monster," and it was the best.

We loved it so much.

I just thought it'd be fun if you could maybe perform again.

Would you up for that?

-Yeah, but I have to do, like, a recap of Season 1, right?

So this has to be, like, a recap of Season 1,

about what Season 1 was about,

so that people can watch Season 2

and know what they're talking about.

-That's smart. -So, are you ready for this?!

[ Cheers and applause ] -Wait. I want to be...

I want to be your hype man. -All right. Ooh!

-I want to be your hype man. -All right. All right.

I got this.

-All right, here we go. Got your mic? Got your mic?

Yeah. -Come on!

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Drum roll ]

-Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey! Millie Bobby Brown!

"Stranger Things," Season 1 recap!

Make some noise!

[ Cheers and applause ]

-♪ 1, 2, 3, 4 ♪

-♪ Let's go back to Indiana ♪

♪ Circa 1983 ♪

♪ Just four boys in the basement ♪

♪ Chillin', playing D&D ♪

♪ There was Lucas ♪

♪ There was Billy, Will, and Dustin ♪

♪ There was Mike ♪

♪ But one night, Will goes missing ♪

♪ While he's riding on his bike, yikes! ♪

♪ That's when they met me, Elev ♪

♪ I had no hair on my head ♪

♪ I had been so close to dead, courtesy of Dr. Brenner ♪

♪ Who's hunting me 24-sev ♪

♪ Joyce was hanging Christmas lights as a web ♪

♪ Started hearing something Willy had said ♪

♪ This could be a message from the beyond ♪

♪ What happened to Barb? ♪

♪ She's just gone in The Upside Down ♪

♪ Hopper's on top of the case ♪

♪ While I'm throwing vans in his face ♪

♪ I'm lying down in a tank, trying my best to find Willy ♪

♪ And Dustin's got pudding for days ♪

♪ Demogorgon's getting all in my way ♪

♪ Blast him to pieces just like a grenade ♪

♪ Will's now at home, coughing in the sink ♪

♪ What happened to me? ♪

♪ I'm in The Upside Down ♪

♪ What about now? ♪

♪ The saga continues, tune in to see how ♪

♪ Upside Down, what about now? ♪

♪ The saga continues, tune in to see how ♪

♪ All I need is my Eggo waffles ♪

♪ I'm in love with those ♪

♪ What I'm left with when I use my powers ♪

♪ Is a bloody nose, yeah ♪ [ Cheers and applause ]

♪ Bad news when you see that bloody nose, yeah ♪

♪ Bad news when you see that bloody nose ♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Millie Bobby Brown, everybody. [ Drum roll ]

Check out "Strangers Things 2," streaming on Netflix now.

Stick around. We'll be right back with Kelly Clarkson.

[ Cheers and applause ]

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I Mustache You: A Pizzamas Reunion! - Duration: 4:00.

J: Goooood morning Hank, it's Monday. It's Pizzamas! I only get to say "good morning Hank it's Monday" once a year on Pizzamas!

H: Hi, how are you?

J: I'm good. Pizzamas is a two-week period where Hank and I make videos back and forth to each other every weekday to celebrate

brotherhood and affection (H: and pizza) and e-commerce.

J: Hey Hank. (H: Uh huh?) Do you know why I haven't shaved since the book came out?

H: Is it a luck thing? (J: Nope.) AFC Wimbledon? (J: Nooo!)

J: That's the business! H: [Groaning] I know. It is great. Thank you for noticing.

J: All right, we're in the dftba.com warehouse which means that we are with the Pizzamas stuff right now

that is on sale only for the next two weeks. Hank. Let's do a Pizzamas unboxing video.

H: It's a haul!

J: Oh!

H: [Laughs]

J: Ah!

J: What is it?

H: It's a Pizzamas sun shade for your car!

J: Oh god. The great thing about this also is that it serves as a theft deterrent

because nobody wants to rob this car.

J: The Pizzamas hat!

H: It's really good

H: So like - subtle! We're not trying to throw it in your face.

J: Does it look good with the mustache?

H: Aaand Pizzamas shirts. So every year we have a bunch of different designers do a Pizzamas design for us

so their take on pizza John, this is Lily Nashita's.

H: This is chibi John. J: Ohhh my goodness.

H: [Laughs]. It's the first time I've seen it. It's pretty good. Oh man.

J: [Laughs] Ohh, the little mustache! Oh my gosh!

J: Evan Palmer did this one. It's amazing! Oh my goodness. H: So good.

J: And then we've got this one!

H: Drippy pizza face

J: Oh ho ho oh boy.

H: From Swerve. J: Oh boy. Thank you, Swerve. H: He's a big deal. J: Oh god.

J: Hank, I think this is the best year Pizzamas ever! H: I know

J: These are Joey Chou's. All these again available at dftba.com only for two weeks.

H: Managing this project is one of my favorite things to do every year

'Cause I just get to tell designers to be weird and then the weirder it is the happier I am.

H: Yeah you like this one? (J: Ooooh) H: Who do you think did this one?

J: Mmm...I don't know. Who? H: Thought cafe!

J: I also feel like this is a gift that you give to me every year. It's the weirdest time of the year

because we make daily videos for no reason other than to hock weird Pizza John Merch. H: All year round!

J: And I'm very grateful for - H: Oh get ready for this. J: Oh my god. It's my face as piece of pizza. It's so meta.

J: I love that everybody's worked the mustache in one way or another Hank. It's almost like my mustache is actually awesome and people like it.

H: Everyone leave - We'll have a poll on the side of the video. (J: Yeah.)

H: Tell us if you like John's mustache and want it to stay.

J: I would say tell us THAT you like John's mustache and want it to stay.

H: "If"! "Whether"! J: "That"!

J: Pajama top! H: It's the pajama top! J: It's so comfy!

H: See, doesn't that look great? J: I feel ready for sleep.

H: Professionally styled! (J: But actually I have to say- )

H: Your pecs look good! J: [Laughs] Thank you. Incredi-. I have been working out, as you know.

J: Uh, that is incredibly comfortable. Ahh, it's like a warm hug.

J: And then there's this amazing sweatshirt, which was designed by Beth Radloff. H: It's so cozy!

J: [Gasp] My kids are finally gonna think I'm cool.

J: We're just at the cusp of the beginning of the fidget spinner fad too (H: Right) which was great thinking.

J: [Gasp] This is a high-quality fidget spinner actually! H: Yup, yup so there's little faces on there.

J: This is my last Pizza John surprise of 2017. I just want to say thanks to you and everybody at dftba.com for making this already a great Pizzamas.

J: It's a pizza John shot glass! H: For your real pizza parties. For when you go Pizza-hearty!

J: [Laughs] Oh, god.

J: It's great. I mean, it's definitely a pizza John shot glass. And this marks the first time...I don't know - Nerdfighteria's getting older. (H: Ha, yeah.)

J: I guess it's okay? H: Yeah, you can drink whatever you want out of it. (J: That's true.) Take a shot of Ovaltine.

H: There's also a lapel pin pictured because we don't have it in stock yet.

And John and I just spent a lot of time signing these and then John spilled coca-cola on a bunch of them. J: Yep!

J: Uh, sorry about that. Those will be discounted

but all the profits from the posters will go to the National Alliance for Mental Illness- NAMI.

H: If you come up with a, uh, Pizza John cocktail for us - virgin and alcoholic - put it in the comments we're gonna select a

A top one that we like the most. J: And we're gonna send all the Pizzamas stuff to you.

J: Hank and I will drink all of the suggestions -

H: [Laughs] I think that's...

J: And then we will make a decision

H: I think this was - That is a terrible improvisation!

J: Hank, I'll continue to see you right now. But also I'll see you tomorrow! (H: Okay) J: And the next day!

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You Have One Week... - Duration: 5:31.

(Whoopsh!) Top of The Mornin to ya Laddies!!! My name is JackSepticeye, and if you remember a little while ago

I did something called #septicart, actually we did something called #septicart, where I

I came up with the idea to do some sort of event for artists online because I always see so many artists out there who

are drawing wonderful stuff all the time and then other people saying that they just they're having some sort of mental block or art block

where they

Can't draw or they don't want to draw so the septic art

event was a cool idea to try and get everybody to come together and do something for a week and then after a week I

Did a video showcasing some of that art. I wanted to do another one for a really long time

I even thought about doing a part two with the same art from before and I just never got around to doing it but

Since it's the last week of October and since inktober is the thing that's already going on inktober is

Kinda the same sort of initiative where artists come together for a month all of October

inktober and they draw stuff

Sometimes there's a theme around it sometimes

There's actually specific rules around and I think this year it was to do with physical art like pen to paper

kind of stuff for paints on paper or whatever

But I just want to do another septic art event so I thought it'd be a fun idea since it's the last week of October

To do another to do the hashtag except the #septicart meets #inktober and merge the two of them together

so our community can come together and draw some stuff and

People outside the community of course if they get wind of it they want to draw stuff, too

Cuz I just love all the art that goes around online

And it's sad to see some people with so much talent

And then they, they stop, they stop drawing or they stop creating just because they get inside their own heads

And they don't know what to do they don't have a focal point so these types of things are always cool and people

Really come out of the woodwork to start drawing and the last time we did one of these it was an absolute uproarious success

And I always want to try and give back and showcase more art and showcase more artists

Because it's one of the things that I always wish I could do. I wish I could contribute to these like

Inktober types of things or I wish I could just draw in general sorry for making noise, I'm rattling my spider-man bracelet

I've always wanted to kind of contribute to these things myself and because I can't draw I

Decided why not use the sort of influence that this channel has to showcase other people who can draw

And if you can't draw and you just want to contribute anyway by all means throw your hat into the, name?

Throw your name into the Hat. Just create. I love watching people create

I love watching people go out there and just like, I don't know, put their brain towards something and

Because people have like a focal point and they have a deadline and everything people really start to work harder

I think when they have that sort of drive in them so I want to do the same kind of thing again

Where in a week's time on Halloween or maybe before Halloween I don't know I'll see what happens

I'm gonna do another video where I showcase some of the art again and last time

I felt bad because I was recording the video and I recorded it for like an hour and a half

And I felt like it was going on too long, and I was there was too much in it or whatever

and then I by the end of it it ended up being a half hour long because of all the

Editing that was chopped out, so I felt like I didn't showcase enough art so this time

I want to try and make it a bit longer or try and get through art a bit more or maybe not dwell on them

A bit as long as I did. I just want everybody to have a fair shot and most times

I'm all about free rein when it comes to this stuff

I'm all about flexibility and people draw on whatever the hell they want but sometimes when it comes to things like this

That's worse for people because then it's too many options and people still don't know what to draw

So I think a focal point is needed and because it's inktober because it's Halloween because it's October

I think it's cool if we draw some Halloween themed stuff or horror themed stuff or dark themed stuff

just because that's really cool anyway, and I love I love seeing some of that and people have been drawn at all October already and

Sending me stuff, and I think it's really cool

So and I just love seeing the different styles

Because people all have their own specific unique style that they draw in

Some people might not think that they do but you can definitely see some people's personalities in the style that they're creating not just

drawings

But just little edits that they do here and there

You get a feel for what people are into for the styles that they prefer, so I just love that

I just love seeing people create. I love trying to I love I love giving people some motivation to create because lord knows

That's what I needed when I started off doing YouTube so if I can impart some of that on to some other people and give

Them something to work towards then ah that just makes my heart so full

So go out there. Create! Do whatever you want to do

If you hashtag it #septicart and #inktober I should be able to find it and then again in a week's time

I'll do a video where we showcase some of this, so let's have a fun week

Let's go out there and create some really cool shit also

It's nice to just be back and to have the community back and have everybody

Contributing towards something together again. I love this, I love doing YouTube

I love having a community here that we can all work together to create some cool stuff

So let's go out there and make a difference

For now Thank you guys So Much For Watching This Video If you Liked it, PUNCH THAT LIKE Button, IN THE FACE!!!!

LIKE A BOSS!!!

And High Five all-round!!! *Whoopsh 2x**

But, Thank you Guys! And I will See you Dudes , IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!

(Outro- I'm Everywhere By Teknoaxe) [oooooo its a spooky sam ;) See you guys in the next video! - the people who edit these subtitles]

It's about to get spooky, ooooooo!! (giggle)

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HATS OFF TO YOU | Super Mario Odyssey - Duration: 25:42.

*whappoosh*

Top of the morning to you laddies. My name is

Jacksepticeye and welcome to

MARIO ODYSSEY! It's finally out. It just came out today

I'm so excited ta fuckin play it

So, this is right after the beginning of the gam, we watched a little

cutscene and then we got introduced to Cappy, our little cap friend

here and I'm, fucking aw man, I'm jazzed

I'm buzzed, I'm ready to go

I haven't, I haven't done a whole lot so I'm not good at it yet

I don't really know all the buttons. I don't really know what's going on, I'm still getting used to it.

But I'm EXCITED.

Been looking forward to this game for a really really long time and I don't know if I'm gonna do

like a full series or anything cause this is one of those games that I didn't think

I was gonna do any videos on

I was gonna leave it all for just me time but

you know what? It's just a joyous time, why not share is all together

a little bit. Um, k destroy them

Ahhhh. *gleefully laughing*

Okay, I'm learnin'. Wait, does this have gestures? It does!

If I just

just flick the controller I can do that. So I can do this!

*cue Mario accent

Now I don't fall in the water

*Back to normal accent

Even though if I fall in the water it doesn't do anything cause I can swim

That ledge is awfully high. Hm, try throwing me at a frog

NOW I'M A FUCKING FROG BABY!!

Oh God, oh that's horrifying

What the FUCK

SO... Does that happen every time Mario changes into something? He goes through

that 2001 Space Odyssey tunnel?

Okay

Oh god, I'm so fucking cute. WOHOO

Hoooly fuck. I need to go over here because there's some stuff up there

that I'm missing. Can I actually get up there now?

Heeehhya

Secrets!!!

Oh man this is delightful. This

is what video games should be. Just fun.

No need to mess around with any other shit

Wait, do I have any special powers that I can use to kill you guys?

Okay, I don't really have any attacks right now so I'm kind of, I *gets distracted

OH I Can just jump right on their heads.

I don't even have to jump all I have to do is walk into them

Awe man, there's a bunch back here that I didn't kill. COME HERE FUCKERS

WAAAA, hehehe BONG

It's actually kinda annoying.

There we go, there we go. Chain 'em together. C-C-C-

Combo-borater. Press zl to return to normal form.

Okay! Oh, that is horrifying

Blehhhh

It's okay though, we're back. Mario's back in

action

What's this?

Whoa

Now, I can take way more damage. Fucking sweet.

Cappy, you're awes-That's the name of the guy by the way

Cappy

I know, it's not the most clever of names but it's a name

okay?

We all have one. Top hat tower

I can turn on the lights as well. Isn't that cute?

That Bowser monster has ruined everything. You said it

buddy. Bad days do happen, but you've

gotta keep a stiff upper brim

okay.

I like all your little analogies towards hats.

Oh even your lights are hats!

That's adorable

This is Cappy's world. *imiates coin sound IM RICH

Is there anything down there? I don't think so. Ooh, they're running out. Okay

uh-oh. Hi there!

Oh my god ah

That's horrifying

Eghh

*Imitates animals

Da Bowser boss warned me there'd be a fella

widda mustache comin' along

Guess we oughta introduce

ourselves. We're da wedding planners for da happy couple

Dey call us da motherfucker Broodals

That's not fair, he has three hats

okay, knock off his hats and then, huh,

Fuck yeah!

That wasn't so hard. Ahhahahaha

Wooooho

Let's do this. Can't fuckin mess with me if I just got this going on

Nice!!!

Whatdoya think of that?

Now he's dead. I killed him. OH MY GOD I DID.

I was- I was only jokin'

What about the rest of them?

Most impressive! Now let's use this wire to make our way onward. What you mean?

Oh my god

OH MY GOD

BYE!!

That's super cool. Yay!

Aw man this is delightful. I'm already having a good

time with this game.

Wow, the Cascade Kingdom. Fossil Falls

I see dinosaur fossils

This all seems very horrifying. It seems like Mario

doesn't want to be doing this

Ow

Have we ever seen Mario eat dirt before?

Our first power moon.

OH, I have to collect the moons

Woo! Yeah! What a ride!

We made it to Cascade Kingdom. I like you Cappy, you full of

positivity. Ah, amped from capturing a power line, must collect myself

haha, there should be an old airship around here somewhere

Let's see if we can find it. Ah the airship is called the Odyssey

That's why its called Mario Odyssey

aw yes

Okay, now I have a- What the frick are these?

I have a bit of a confession to make

A lot of people playing this game are saying that it's like

it reminds them of what it was like the first time they play Super Mario 64

I've never played Super Mario 64

cause I never had a system to play it when I was growing up

ah, we couldn't afford a Nintendo 64 back then

Um, so the first like proper console I got was

the Playstation 1 so I missed out on a lot of the old

Nintendo games. So

if this is what it was like playin that back then

I can only imagine, cause that was like the first like

really proper 3D game.

What do we do

Thank you Cappy. After throwing your cap

shake the pro controller again to perform a homing cap throw

Your cap with fly towards the nearest target

you can see. That's super handy when your aim is a little off

Look at that!

Okay lets try it

Wow! Cool!

I can knock over rocks, man there's just so much goin on

all the time in this game

It's awesome. Hello

Nice. Collect these first.

Can I become the- the dog chain dude? Ahh

Ohhh Yes!

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh god Okay. I get it I get it. We have to wind up

back this way

Okay, Got it Wohoo

FUCK YEAH DUDE.

Man, I feel like a child

more so then usual

What else can we do?

I know. wanna collect the moon first. Shine, get!

You got the moon. *Mario impression Our first power moon

Like how it says the date at the bottom right as well. Just in case you forgot

That's handy. Ohhh look who we have

Hilda, up on top. Well I'm gonna come beat your ass.

Oh, we've found a power moon. What a lucky break

This will come in handy to power the airship.

You ever seen anything like it?

What did you use to power the airship before?

I know, I wanna get in the water.

Why is there an empty picture frame here

Good question, Cappy.Maybe we have to come back later because there's a person in it

Harry Potter style. This is the airship?

It's looking a bit more rough than I'd expected. Ah no

It's just an older model. It certainly can still fly

Let's give it a shot, shall we? Just throw me on that globe there?

Ok.

It's just like, side eyeing me

ahh,

Do we- what do we need like six?

K, Uh Four!

And then we will be able to fly the ship. Got it. Uhh,

No, I can't do it.

C'mon Mario! For Fuck's sake

Wrong direction.

After all that it could actually just jump up on it normally. ah man

that's embarrassing

I-I've seen the trailer, I know I can become

a T-rex, okay? And I'm going to do it.

Look at him, he's so fucking cool.

YEEAAAH BABY

K, I can dash as well. Aw, Yes

Aw, no I'm sorry buddies.

I like how the T-rex has a mustache.

Aw man he's adorable

Here we go

That's what I needed you for

And also there's a special wall over here that I need you to destroy please

Woo there's another piece of a moon in there. 'xcuse me, go back to sleep

I Love that my method of getting down a hill faster

is to just turn into a ball

That's fucking cute

Hey, can I hit- can I do something with this?

Face pole press B to grab on

Go Mario!

Flip forward

Mario, you're a regular old acrobat. I still don't know how you get across

there

Nahhh

What's goin on over here.

Nooooo wayy

Noo wayy. Are you serious

Oh my god

That's so fucking cool.

Dudeee. I'm just regular old Mario now

That's bananas.

You fucking-You mad geniuses, You did it

You blew it up

It's just a good time, man. And I'm back out!

That's genius. That's like um a Link between worlds

They did that. The Zelda game

Oh waaaa

Nice!

Sorry sir. I need to be you for a second

Can I kill one with the other?

Oh fuck yeah!

Awe I can't kill you though.

Nice! It bounced you both around a lot though

Any secrets? Oh I'm on top of the triceratops right now

Ah woohoo

I'm up here dude

Oh I wanna walk along them but I know I'm gonna fall and that'll piss me off

Cause I know I'll have to do the whole thing again.

Ehhhh god take it away!!! OH my eyes!

Can I become this?

I can!

Have you ever been killed by your own creation?

Oh my god! That was awesome

Got 'em

Ow ow ow ow ow

Get 'em, get 'em yes.

No what are you doing?

Stop it lady!

In your face! Pa boom!

Nice

Just tryin' Oh she's got all pink

Aw someone's getting tired.

Hehehe. Oh my god you look like

a rabbit. Like Mario rabids rabbit.

Maybe it's suppose to be a reference to that. Now shes straight up dead.

Whoa the Sand Kingdom

I remember you from the trailer

What there's ice everywhere

I declare the Maiden Voyage of the Odyssey a complete success

Why is it so cold?I thought deserts were suppose to be hot

The top of that tower is shining?

How could that be? Could it be a power moon?

Agh hell yeah it could

Ah hill. Wooohoooo

Oh sorry, oh sorry sorry. S-so cold

Everything just f-froze all of a sudden

okay, I gotta save these people

Toastarena Town

I get it cause its toasty warm like a toastarena

Aw dude,I got some doritos

Ohhhh so the purple ones are specific currency for

that region

It's not, aw okay I get it. Look at the little feety prints I'm leaving

This game is so cute

Hey, what do you want me to do fellas?

Head for that bringht goldy light, okay?

I get it I'm not stupid. (Omg you just asked)

Wait can I? I can!

Nice! So I can just get around the whole town like this then?

Alright I don't know what I'm doing so I'm just gonna head to this tower

Bowser's footprints. Ah that's cool

Let's run all over them. Let's create new footprints. Fuck that guy

Let's do this

Ow. now that game music kicks in. Nice

So this is the actual, like, proper level then

I'm a fucking badass dude.

Oh secrets.

I think

YESSSS I can become a Bullet Bill

Do I have like fuel or anything?

Awe man, it's clever because you can become like really

specific things but you can't do a whole lot with them

So like I can become a Bullet Bill but you think would be

OP but I don't really have any elevation

I can just go around this plain, where ever I come out

Ah, so I can explode those. Okay.

And in old Mario games you'd have to lure him but in this

YOU become the hero

Im a fucking genius.(Lol Robin's editing) Head for that bright goldy light

What-What do you want me to do fellas?

Ground pound. I know how to do that you told me already

I know

Ohhh

You're telling me here for a specific reason. Man, I missed a bunch of them then

whoa whats going on with that sand

Can I stand on the sand?

I don't need the heart right now OH ANyway

I ALMOST COULD'VE NEEDED THAT HEART VERY THANK YOU

Oh it's another tootie th-section

th- its another tootie thection

I dont have Cappy anymore though

Just gotta do this all on my own now

Sorry Cappy, You were great friend while you lasted though

ah coins

God so

What do I use coins for then if

I don't have any lives or anything

That- that are a question. That's a question I would like answered now please

HAHA Matrix dodge

Man it's so seamless

Can I?

Can't use you to go through that. Okay Fair enough

As I said you can only use it on the plane that you're on so

It has it's limits

Another Shine get

Awe c'mon it was right there. Fuck

Can I become you?

Whoa whoa whoa holy crap.

Okay

Ah shitte ball

That was stupid

Ah shite. I did it! I got it

I-I did it! I got it

I wanted to do it at the same time as they did. I wanted to feel like I was part

Of the thing. But I guess not. Was that the amount of moons

in this area? Thats a lot.

Whoa

Okay that happened. Moon shards in the sand.

ah ha look at that dude hes cool

what the- what the okay what do I do here

Dunno what's happening

Ohh boy

Go Cappy do it again

Imma stay over here for a sec. Nooo

Yes I am actually. I was gonna say no I'm not

cause everything was going wrong but okay yes I am

Oh jesus, oh god oh god dont kill me

Please I Like staying alive

Mannn

What's cool

I like how everything- everything that's happening I have a direct input on.

Normally these things are just happening in Mario levels and then you have to

kinda deal with them as they happen

But I'm the one making them happen now

Nicee I got it all

And we get a check point

Heck yeah!

Okay what is this

Its a piece of a moon

Where you goin? Hey, come back here

I can be you.

Wait what benefit is that?

Will you- will you guys not spot me if I'm like that *gasps

ah, secret hidden platforms. I get it

Hup, hup, hup, hup

I look like the guy from Night in the Museum

You bring gum gum dum dum

Look at this, birds are standing on nothing

Or are they? Go super glasses power.

K, I don't actually need them on all the time

to see where I'm going, I just need to see where the things are

Yes, hup hup hup hup hup

Yeah we did it everybody congratulations.

Now, I can go

waha

See you later buddy. Thank you

Oh, showdown on the inverted pyramid

It's Peach!

Peach and Bowser are here. I need to save her

She is my love

There's still more stuff to do back there but I can't get to it yet.

Oh god why did I do that

Oh-wrong-FUCK

Okay, I didn't know that that's what you do

I tried to jump through the- super jump forward

aw I lose coins if I die. I dont lose

lives anymore

Ah so okay now I know how to do that jump

while stationary.

I was trying to do the other jump.

Same buttons. Whatever. Same diff.

What's up here?

I see you Bowser, you big bitch. My beautiful sheep

The three of them have escaped and I'll never get them back

Dude, don't even worry

Go mr. sheep get in that pen

Oh god sorry.

Ah shit. In you go.

diddle do do do. There's one sheep for ya

Okay I'll get the rest in no time.

Is that a man with a car?

What's going on?

You're just a straight up man

I've got a customer waiting, but from the looks of this mess

I'm not going anywhere anytime soon. Brrr

Whoa Jesus. Oh God my bad

Okay I'll help you in a lil bit

Are all the worlds like merging together or something.

Hello second sheep

Whoa God SORRY SHEEP. And the last sheep

Go on in there.

Yay. You were holding off on a power moon all this

time and you didn't give it to me? How dare you?

Herding sheep in the dunes.

That's something that I thought I'd never do but

you know what? Somebody has to do it. Oh god I have to do a bunch of shit in here.

uh oh

Didn't know I had to be inside the inverted pyramid

K, give me all these coins. Thanks

Thanks. Nooo

Did it. Nailed it. I'm the best.

Oh man.

Okay. That's new.

Ah Mario never had that shit before. Well,

this type of Mario never did

That's confusing as hell

Weeee. Oh man, why?

Okay well I'm not the best equipped right now to be going up against a Bowser

If that is indeed what I have to do next

But it's okay. Oh my god thats so cool.

Look at that shit

Oh man, okay thanks

Oh thank god. Where we goin Bill?

All the way across. That a boy Bill

Good job Bill. Love you Bill. Thanks Bill. Okay

Watch this shit

See that shit?

Actually not what I intended to do but it works and I'm happy

I wanted to spin my hat all the way around

For those who couldn't see I was doing this under the camera.

Okay, we're at full health. This is good.

Let's go kill Bowser and end the game

Aw not you guys again.

Wait I killed you

Lookin for the binding band chumps? Too bad the boss

has it now. And you guys ain't invited to

the wedding.

Oh God it's Kung loa

Oh jesus chri- I do not like you young lady.

Oh crap wait.

What do I do?

Not a fan.

Not a fan. Oh wait maybe I have to hit them back at her.

oh oh oh oh god oh god AHHH

FUCK

There we go. I hit that and that hit her.

A bouncy baby!! Okay she just became a hat.

Here you go. Ohhh

Nah shit

So I can throw my hat and just get it to go around and get all the points.

I didn't know I could end that sooner. Okay I have two hits left I need to not

be stupid

Which yeah fat chance of that happenin

Smackaroo

And then also

Smack the dack. That Broodal showed us

slowed us down a bit, we're still wracking up the power moons.

How odd? The inverted pyramid is

floating? And it's gotten so much colder

is this more then Bowsers doing? I say

He does make trouble, doesn't he? Oh Cappy

DONT Even get me started. Mario's gone through some shit with him.

Okay! Well I'm going to leave this episode of Mario Odyssey here. What an

absolute delight. What a treat for all the senses

Soo much fun to play

That-that's what I love most about it, that its just fun.

It's not- it's like a lot of stuff its doing is new

like the cap mechanics and all that. That's awesome

and going from

3D to 2D its kinda done that in some of the other games

before but just its just fun. You can get

Oh, sorry I moved my controller

And-and that's what I love about these types of games. Is that you just

get into a level and the game is basically like hey do whatever the fuck you want

just have fun

I love that. I love that philosophy of gaming.

A lot- A lot of games these days are like wait no

you have to look at this thing that we have specifically designed and you

have to look at it this way because we spent a very long time creating this.

And a lot times that works and thats fine and

I like games like that Uncharted is very much a game like that

And its starting to veer more towards hey do whatever the hell you want

but some games just

shoe horn you a bit too much and this

goes completely against any of that its just like- its just fun

I like that but for now

THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING THIS EPISODE. IF YOU LIKED IT

PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE, LIKE A BOSS

AND

high fives all around. *wipush wipush

THANK YOU GUYS AND I WILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES IN THE NEXT VIDEO

YAAS OUTRO

SO SPOOPY

WELL, BYE YOU GUYS!

HAVE A GOOD DAY!

Do it! Wahaaa

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What Would Happen If You Never Brushed Your Teeth? - Duration: 3:09.

Hey there!

Welcome to Life Noggin.

You know those nights where you're lying in bed and realize you forgot to brush your

teeth and you're like, "Do I really need to get up?"

Well, skipping one night wouldn't be the end of the world but what would happen if

you never brushed your teeth?

Like, ever?

Well, it's actually a lot worse than you think.

Mouths are dirty, dark, moist places, full of breeding bacteria.

In fact, one mouth can contain more bacteria than there are people on Earth!

When we brush our teeth, we're scrubbing away that excess bacteria, but also food particles

and plaque.

When we don't brush, all that gross stuff just continually builds up in our mouths.

Our immune systems go into overdrive to try to clear it all out but they can't.

And the consequences to not brushing at all could be much worse than the cavities or gingivitis

our dentists warn us about.

But before we get to that, let's start with the basics.

Plaque is a film that coats your teeth and feeds on leftover sugars in your mouth.

It produces an enamel-eating acid that gnaws away at your teeth, leaving holes known as

cavities.

Uncontrolled plaque can also cause inflammation of the gums, aka gingivitis, discolored teeth,

oral abscesses and horrible bad breath.

When bacteria really starts to build up, you increase your risk of developing something

called periodontitis, which is the erosion of tissue, gums and bone that support your

teeth.

The mouth just can't hold the teeth anymore so they fall out.

This is the leading cause of tooth loss and if you never brushed your teeth, you'd probably

have a lot less chompers than the rest of us.

Now this may seem like your run-of-the-mill dentist schpeil but this stuff can get serious.

The bacteria in your mouth is both good and bad, but things like MRSA and Staphylococcus

aureus can thrive in there.

And if you never brush your teeth, harmful bacteria like these can worm their way under

your gums and get access to your blood.

Yikes.

Poor oral care has been also linked to serious diseases such as heart disease, COPD, pneumonia,

and endocarditis, which is an infection of the inner lining of your heart chambers or

valves.

So if you're leaving your mouth to fend for itself, you'd better watch out for these

conditions.

A few controversial studies have also claimed to have found links between bad oral hygiene

and things like dementia and erectile dysfunction!

And remember how not brushing erodes areas of your mouth?

Studies have shown that those pockets may serve as reservoirs for HPV and cancer-causing

substances.

Thankfully now, we have modern toothbrushes and floss to protect our pearly whites, but

in ancient times, people chewed on twigs to clean their teeth, then scraped the surfaces

with the frayed end.[23]

Now, you can just push a button and a handheld machine will work its way around your mouth

so you barely have to lift a finger.

So easy, right?

Don't you want to go brush your teeth now?

I know I do.

What's the longest you've ever gone without brushing your teeth?

Let me know in the comments!

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I'M A CARROT MORTY! | Would You Rather #17 - Duration: 16:25.

Welcome back to Would You Rather! I'm giggling like a little bitch because

there *jack mumbles* something silly before I started recording, but you're never gonna see that!

AaAaAhHhHhHhaah!!!

But I'm still not back fully at the races; I'm still not fully back on the track after being back from tour

so I wanted to come back to something reliable, something that we all know and love,

something that asks the seriously hard questions like for instance:

Would you rather be a rock star or be a movie star?

oooOOOooh

Difficult question. Difficult question. We've all thought about it once in a while.

Okay, let's logic it out. Okay.

Be a rock star, you know: sex, drugs, rock and roll, the lifestyle.

OR be a movie star, you know: rubbing shoulders with Hollywood's finest,

being up there doing this dance, apparently

Okay, who has the harder life?

*chuckles* This is what it's all gonna come down to.

Well... *sighs*

Okay, a while ago, I wanted to be a rock star. I used to play drums, I wanted to be in band,

I wanted to go on tour. I wanted to do all that stuff,

but...

I feel like that this is a far more....

Actually, no. Movie stars these days do a lot of traveling as well.

I was gonna say rock stars go on tour a lot,

and for some instances, they go on tour for months on end.

That shit is HARD. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*stutters* I went on tour. I did the bus life. I did the thing.

I did it for like 12, 13 days and that to me was a long time!

There's a lot of shit involved in that and you don't feel like a real person anymore when you go through that stuff,

so to do that for months would be VERY fucking hard.

Be a movie star? I always wanted to try my hand at acting

I alway... I love movies, I love watching movies, I love human behavior

I love seeing how people act the way they do, just in real life,

and then just looking at actors and figuring out the process.

And I just love the whole movie scene more than being a rock star.

Being a rock star would be pretty fucking dope though.

WOULD you rather have both holes... (?)

... have holes put through both hands and both feet via nails and a hammer

Okay, we call that one the Jesus. Or go for 40 days in the desert without food?

*brain thoughts*

Oh, we also call this one the Jesus. I didn't need to do both.

Uuumm... *brain thoughts intensify*

Okay, I'm probably gonna have to go with this one.

*chuckles*

I know: shocker to have fucking holes put in my hands and feet!

But I feel like this one might be more survivable than this one.

Go 40 days in the desert without food. pretty sure I'm gonna die at the end of that!

I'm nothing but skin and bones.

Going 20 days would kill me. 40 days, I'd be fucked

And is this without water as well? Well I mean, I'm in the desert. I'll probably die out there.

Oh, come on, people!

It's just a little holes in your hands. They didn't say how size... how big the holes would be via nails and a hammer Oh?

Ow, actually. That would really fuckin' suck!

Oh, why did I pick that one?

This one... this one would hurt,

but I feel like that's, like, a day. That's a - that's a bad day. This is 40 bad days...

Would you rather only drink black coffee or only eat dry cereal?

*instantly clicks black coffee*

*is surprise*

Come - come on!

I... I only drink black coffee anyway! Why is only 40 percent of people picking this? black coffee is delicious

Black coffee is delicious!

It is the nectar, the soul, blood goodness of the gods flowing through my veins,

giving me... Well, it doesn't give me any energy because caffeine doesn't fucking do anything to me

I'm already full of energy, the last thing I need is more, but God it tastes so good! Black coffee, yes, yes!

Would you rather be a carrot or be a cucumber? I'd rather be A PICKLE MORTYYY!!!

I'M PICKLE RICK!

You get it? *chuckles*

Man why do people have to ruin Rick and Morty? Why is it so cringy to make Rick and Morty references nowadays?

Damn it, man!

Um, have any of you seen that video of the dude who goes in asking for the Szechuan sauce and then says he's Pickle Rick and

pulls his shirt over his head, and then says wubba-lubba-dubdub

and then runs out of the... McDonald's like Naruto?

That happened. That's cringy. I would rather... be... a... carrot,

because I go great with hummus then

And I would be a nice nutritious meal for people, and then people would think that they see in the dark if they eat me.

Would you rather cheese grate your upper arm? Ow!

Or slide down a fireman pole covered in tacks into a pool of rubbing alcohol?

* error has occured * *Press any key to continue*

These are both bad!

Umm...

Okay. Slidin' down a fireman pole covered in tacks.

Those tacks might not be sticking outwards.

You know?

Then a pool filled with rubbing alcohol. That's not that bad.

It's tacks. It's not like you're sliding down a pole of razor blades! That would fucking suck!

They're... they're tacks. They stick in and it's: *a-ping ow*. You know? That's not so bad.

Cheese grate your upper arm. I mean how hard are we grating? I could just go

*soft grates*

You know, like that? I put it close to the mic in case you could hear it, can you hear it?

That's me cheese grating my upper arm. It might not be that bad! I'll go with this one!

*teeny chuckle*

Would you rather die slowly, but not much pain, die fast with a lot of pain?

I mean, I'm fucking dead either way. Who cares?

It's a much of a muchness: we fucking die in the end. We're all dust! Nothing matters!

One with the cosmos!

It's All over! Forget it, we're all dead!

( where'd he go? 0.0 )

But to answer properly, I don't know! (Jesus fuck, where'd you come from?)

Hmmm: die slowly, but not much pain, I mean, this seems like the one.

Not only do you... you not feel much pain...

-win-

... when it comes to dying?

But you'd also be alive longer, so if you're dying slowly and in not much pain

You'd be able to tell your loved ones that you love them

Where is this one...

You're dead a lot of pain, and I mean who knows what happens afterwards, but that's a lot of pain, and then you're dead

The whole point of dying fast is that you don't feel a lot of pain

That's why people say make it quick

And then he shoot you in the face this one

Cuz I want to be able to tell the squirrels outside that daddy's going away forever

You rather be Australian and be American Oh?

Some people are not gonna like me based on my decisions

You're cool and all boy you got some fucked up shit over in that country

first off most of your country

Continent even is not even livable. There's nothing there. It's just dust and red

Okay, not convinced fair enough spiders the size of bosses(buses) coming to devour my soul and my children

Okay still not convinced how about

How expensive everything is over there I see how much your video games cost I see it and even then a lot of your video

games get censored

But I want that not am I not in my face no sir

if I was American I mean I

Go to America a lot already and Australia is really far away. I mean I'd be American. I wouldn't live in America

Actually, I'd be Australian doesn't say I'd live in Australia. Oh

Now we're getting into semantics so if you're asking, which one I'd rather be if I just lived here in Brighton, haha

Let's neutral party this shit right okay?

Australian

If I had to live in either it would be America

But you didn't say that you just said I had to be one of them

And I want to be Australian cuz then I have a fucking sweet accent mate

You know I'm talking about you know he's fucking space is there Chuckie really you might

Fuck it shocker 88

You know yeah, that's right one and then nobody be able to understand what I'm saying. That would be amazing

Would you rather lie every time you were asked a question or tell the truth every time you were asked the question

What

Either so I have to lie every time I'm asked a question that what you're saying to me

Or tell the truth truth

Why not probably give me a lot of trouble like did you kill a man last night, and I'd be like

I'll never tell I

Didn't do anything. I killed last night was the dance floor with these

Rhythms, okay, where did you rather being able to survive without eating something every hour

Be unable to survive without you what the fuck even is that sentence, but you unable to taste anything for the rest of your life

So I'd be unable to survive without eating something every hour, okay, got it

That's fucking I had to do some mental gymnastics, so I'd have to eat something every hour, or I would die basically

Yeah

Okay, that's sentient. That's a weird way of saying that or be unable to taste anything for the rest of your life

I mean I eat something every hour and although I die if I didn't eat it

Yeah, this one I just love food I love to a taste. I love the way it feels goes into my mouth

Party explosion of Awesome in there swish it around swallow

That's a good time that could be taken out of context for something else that happens

But that's you have to pay much more for that. Would you rather have a British accent or have an Australian accent here we go

This is it. This is the thing that the Australian versus American thing again. It's a British and Australian accents

As much as you don't want to admit this they sound pretty similar, okay?

Tip to you they don't because you're from there, but to everybody else they do

Okay, not my fault you share a lot the same slang as well. You know

Like that one: Shut up cunt.

Eat that what yes, okay, and also well British people does a fucking charity you buy

Oh

Which one would I rather I?

Don't know both would be super fun to have what turns on what Australia or what British accent we have though

Because some of them are crap like there's some British accents

I do not want I do not want to sound like him from Manchester. I don't want to sound like I'm from Liverpool

I don't want to sound like I'm from fucking I

Don't know where

Okay

Everyone from there now is like boo!

But I would love have to have a very posh British accent

And then everyone would listen to what I have to say I would talk like this as well all the time

Then everyone would think I'm like I just sound super sophisticated if I have an Australian accent everyone thinks

I just want to go out drinking

Which is super fucking fun a British accent why not?

With a balance that I want to pick is Australian for the other one myself pick British for this one

Would you rather wear high heels, or wear a dress? Why not both I?

Would love that, and I've heard this one is called crossdresser

Do you realise some people just wear these things anyway, and it's just dressing up. It's not cross-dressing, okay

Where are my ears or wear a dress I would wear a dress

Okay first off not only would I look fucking baller? I would pull off that dress so damn

Well you would be jealous, but I would also be like my legs would be free

I might be flowy and to be nice breeze going up there and I'd feel comfortable

Whereas wearing high heels no I?

Don't know anybody who wears high heels. It goes. Yes. These are super comfortable

I prefer to wear these and how you do it any of you out there who wear high heels. God bless you you

a view of the stamina and the pain threshold that I do not have

Would you rather work ten hours a day four days a week or work eight hours a day five days a week?

Ten hours a day for day. Yeah, I mean I worked like fucking 12-hour days

Anyway, the way it is the way I am now, but this one gives you an extra day

Actually gives you wait yeah, you get three extra days here, and you only get two extra days here. This is just life

Work eight hours a day five days a week. That's just life

I would much prefer to put my time in a shorter amount of time and then have three days off

I'll be fucking cool

Though doing YouTube. I work like 9 to 12 hour days and get no days off

But it's fun. I wouldn't I wouldn't have it any other way

Would you rather have a hundred and fifty dollars in quarters, or have a hundred dollars in paper money this one?

This is a fucking pain. Yes. I don't know what I guess I could just take it away. That's fucking heavy though. I

mean fifty dollars I

Mean if you said ten thousand dollars. There's $5,000 so maybe then it's $50

It's not enough to make me want to carry on a big ball of fucking bag of change. I hate change

I hate cash who uses cash these days. It's all cards

Would you rather in a free appetizer with every meal you're gonna free dessert whenever to fuck off. That's

Okay, two questions. Are you asking me like would you rather shake hands, or would you rather and get your dick sucked I?

Know which one I prefer

If you if you to play a board game every single day, would you rather only play risk or anything my fuck off

That's stupid. I don't want that one. I wanted one would you rather have 300 horses and have a count of 300 horsepower?

Hmm

Rather have 300 horses. Thanks. That would be cool

300 horses think go out

And I could name them all they could take Mon up for Gordon

I could be on the back of one of them

and then I just have this whole army of horses behind me I could get all my friends to have their own horse I

Mean you could also sell the horses and then get a really nice car for that

That's just it's just my reckoning. Sorry. I keep shaking the whole desk as well whole camera shakes right last one

Would you rather be illiterate or take everything literally?

Okay being an illiterate can't read

Taking everything literally anything anybody says to me. I have to do it literally

so if someone says oh

Wait, let's just go die in a fire. I'd be like

Okay

Be a literate, I mean, I don't want to take everything literally I'm being illiterate this mean I'm forever illiterate

Gotta use that noggin gotta use that old noodle. You gotta use that squishy jellyfish inside your skull

See not literate smart boy

Anyway, that does it for this episode of would you rather I hope you all had a great time. I hope you all

Love each other out there, and I hope that you're all doing good

I want to think of a question to leave you guys with would you rather

Hmm, then you think of a good one you think of a good one. Okay? I'm gonna have to divide the audience

This is the big one. This is the big question would you rather?

Have ten puppies or ten kittens

*10 puppies-NightShade*

I'm serious ten puppies or ten kittens. Let me know

I want to know I want to know where the allegiances lie I want to know cats versus dogs

Which one's it going to be you decide, but thank you guys so much watching this episode

if you liked it punch that like button in the face like

like a BOSS and high-fives all around

*WAPUSH WAPUSH* Thank you guys and I'll see all you dudes

In the next video!

I think I might need a haircut. What do- what do you think?

*Pffff*

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YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE - Episode 01 - Duration: 12:46.

How's it going bros?

Uh..

Before this video begins I wanted to share something

A little bit personal

It's a project that I've been working on with Arman the goat simulator guy,

Through the studio double moose

We're launching our first game animal super squad. It's short for ASS.

I think you guys are gonna really love it

It's a really funny game

I'm gonna link it in the description

And you should add it to your wish list, to make sure that you get it when it comes out next week on Tuesday

Let's show some bits of the trailer

*game music*

*laughs*

*laughs*

NANI? *WHAT?*

You didn't see-

Today, we're playing a new game that I have invented. It's called...

Skratta Du? *You laugh*

Förlora Du! *You lose*

Maneeeeen! *Maaaaaaan!*

The rule is simple....

You laugh

You lose :)

I have never laughed once in my entire life!

If you laugh

you lose

tsshhsh

No!

Let's begin,

The challenge..

This is not Christian.

This is not a christian thing

Get it away from me.

I'll keep watching just to understand what this is

Well someone just give her a hamburger

hehehertshhehs

husshththuuhe heh

Okay, okay, that's quite

*laughs*

It's quite enough

although I do agree with message. It's not very Christian,

so I'm gonna have to stop it there

Are these streaming is that what's happening here?

There's stream troll messages?

*laughs*

Now that's just offensive.

buhuuhuHAHAHAH

*silent laughter*

I feel bad I feel bad

*weird music*

But I didn't laugh-

not even for a SECOND

what you calling me a liar now?

get outta here

*weird music*

yuh

*Man singing shown lyrics*

As i can--

I think this is a facebook group that collects..

Just- Really bad english.

From people trying to hit on women.

"F you as I can" as you can.

* Lyrics on the video :) *

[Felix] Put my ass,,

In your assh@!le..

*X-theme plays*

That Asian Jesus?

(CLAP)

Oh mah god,

*laughs*

what a legend!

The sky!

A baby is falling up with balloons (What??)

[Video] Um-

[Video] Oh help!

[Felix] He's was like:

"OOH WHAT DO YOU GONNA DO?"

"THE BABY IS DYING"

"OH, Not my issue. :)"

"Hey you wanna smokes?"

[Felix] What a legendary video

my god, who is this man?

I've seen this one this one is insane dear

Life and just thinking about it,

Oh my god

No. (Same)

I understand that people have different ways of..-

Dealing with stress,

but surely..

playing it off as something that it's not..

and what do I know?

It uh- it just looks- doesn't ne- It doesn't-- Look nice..

Okay?

Just listen to her She says it like it's a funniest thing in the world.

AND I HAVe BREAsT CANCER.

YAAA

*Snickers*

AAAAAAAHAHAHAH

Okay.

so when either one of these Eastern European..

That looks disgusting!

As a Polish

Ew!

Just ew!

Who would wanna dance in that?

Not me D:(

What's the point of this?

To make me feel disgusted?

Oh

*Le gasp*

Oh x2

Oh x3

What a fine editing work there with the music well done that was hilarious

What in the world I think it's real like the guy is just probably just really cold

Maybe on drugs as well, but my god. He looks insane if I did is filming a random party and incomes Golem out of nowhere

No

Not funny this short one is stupid

It's like you don't expect to see that. I don't know

Why am I sit I still want to see this is what I guess I?

Don't know why that was so funny to me he just looks so free

Look at that what is wrong with him goddamn boy

Wait this guy is Swedish, I think it's an author or something like that

Swedish

It's a weird that I understand some of these like oh yeah, it's like oh yeah

Understand when I say I think you know what I said there I

Got trolled I got to see guys make up instead of girls oh

Shit guys making out. It's disgusting cuz I am NOT a homosexual cuz it's not Christian. That's why

No other reason monetize my Christian videos. Thank you

15 minutes I use the computer before it's the store when I came back my history was gone

The cache was cleared and the cookies had been reset. Oh wow, that's that's crazy I

Think sometimes the computer runs in an automatic software update so maybe that just of course the automatic update

And you click OK and then it gets installed so

Those things whenever interrupted from the power source it has to reboot and it just totally wipes out the history

Beyond this babe, it's porn

Right

What a brilliant sketch that was hilarious, I don't watch any horse stuff just for the record

Let me see your face

Oh

Yeah, uh-huh

Ah

What a turn, I like that one a lot well

That was it for another you laugh, you lose. Did you laugh, or did you lose?

It'll be honest leave a comment down below and let me know. I really like this one

There's probably one of the better ones how about that? How about that?

Hopefully this video didn't get copyrighted claimed

age-restricted

demonetised and I can keep making them leave a like if you enjoyed watching really appreciate it and

Feel free to leave suggestions on your life your a lot in the reddit so that more of you can do my work

for me

Eventually you will all just merge into one entity that will somehow take over until then this is a pretty sound plan

Appreciate you guys. Love you guys so much as always

you're the heart is stronger than the

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Quiz Show: How Well Do You Really Know the Human Body? - Duration: 18:17.

Welcome to scishow quiz show

We're real smart people test their knowledge about all kinds of science and win prizes for two of our supporting patrons on patreon

I'm Michael Aranda your host and today's contestants are Colin Hickey who happens to be executive vice president of VidCon

and

Hank green who may or may not hold the world record for drawing fish I

Definitely have the world record for drawing fish ABS like I cannot imagine anyone has drawn more fish than me

I cannot imagine I have drawn so many fish. It's true. I have a question regarding the intro to this episode are we?

Real smart people as and we are smart people who are real or are we people who are real smart

ambiguous okay either

As long as I'm both real and as long as you stay smart

I don't want to be a fake smart purse

There is no - er between real and smart don't know what that means which makes me think that they're saying that you are

Actual smart people smart people ok yes. We'll see so as a special. Thank you to our supporters on patreon

We've selected two of you at random to win some prizes Hank

You're playing for florian Filip hello, Florian Colin you're playing for Alesha, Granger hello, Alicia

We got this good names today Stefan show our audience what our prizes are today

Florian and Alicia one of you will be a winner today

And one of you will be a loser but both of you will get an autographed card from our final round

So don't worry about that

But the winner will also get an I won scishow quiz show pin and some swag from dftba.com

the loser of today's quiz show will

Actually, end up being the winner because they will of course be receiving the pin to end all pins. It's ultra rare

It's printed in full color. It's made of solid gold except

It's not it's the I lost scishow quiz show pin and it is very nice

Good luck to you both back to you Michael

So you're both starting out with a thousand scishow bucks each time you answer a question correctly

You'll win some more if you get it wrong. We'll lose some if I've learned anything from this game

It's that just don't answer questions stick with your thousand scishow bucks and leave. Yes, I'm gonna lie about my money

You're gonna double your money

Right okay addiction bold prediction okay here we go Colin

I've been told that you are an expert when it comes to ghost busters is that correct this is true

okay, weird tie-in with science so

Our first round is all about the Stay Puft, Marshmallow Man

Okay, more specifically the science of marshmallows

So here's the question people have been eating marshmallows for thousands of years really

But they weren't always the manufactured sugary pieces of foam that we know and love today

The original marshmallows came from a type of mallow plant that grows in marshes

Which is where the name comes from you are messing with me

Do you not this isn't the part where it's true false? This is this is true. You are telling you the truth right now

specifically

Marshmallows were made of a gooey secretion from the plant called Musil itch you know and for a long time

They were more than just a tasty dessert. They were used as medicine

Okay, these days

We have better alternatives

but olden day marshmallows were probably a pretty effective treatment to the question is what were they used as a treatment for was it a

cough a headache

constipation or mosquito both

Eschete Oh bites, I'm sorry

Not doubling your scishow books. I'm gonna go with

Constipation because I feel like eating a bunch of marshmallows gonna make you poop that's also incorrect

I think it's gonna make you poop anyway. I think I'm right. It. Just wasn't used for that was the answer

ghostbusting

No the answer was cough

It's from me some marshmallow, I'm still available right like this loath plants still grow somewhere

the answer is a a cough by

2000 BCE the ancient Egyptians were making marshmallows out of the marshmallow plant by extracting Musil is from the plants roots and mixing it with

Nuts and honey, just like the modern kind these marshmallows made a sweet dessert

but they were also used to soothe coughs and sore throats because they're gooeyness formed a kind of protective film that film made marshmallows a

Useful treatment for all kinds of other things too like stomach pain and rashes and unlike a lot of old tiny medicine

There's evidence that

Marshmallows might have actually helped especially with coughs there haven't been too many studies on it probably because we have more effective options

But researchers have found that syrup made from marshmallow Musil ish is pretty good at soothing coughs on a cellular level

They think it works because the complex sugars in the Musil which help keep the cells in your mucus membranes alive

That soothe the irritation in your throat so you coughed less unfortunately

There's no evidence that eating peeps when you're sick will help the next question

Okay is about a key ingredient in modern marshmallows so none of this is gonna be about the Stay Puft, Marshmallow Man

It's just about marshmallows or ghosts not about ghosts either. Who knows. I haven't read the rest of the class

I may be in for a surprise

Modern marshmallows contain gelatin sure the jelly-like stuff, that's made from boiling the collagen in things like pig skin or cow bones

Uh-huh it's also the main ingredient in jello an experiment published in

1976 that freaked a lot of people out a Canadian doctor named Adrian Upton attached electrodes to a blob of jell-o and

Showed that by one measure it seemed to be

alive nice

Well I get what did he detect that made the jello look like it was alive

Respiration brainwaves a heartbeat or blood pressure

Can't I should have let Colin go first. This is a pure blind guest I feel like maybe you can get some brainwave

wave signal, but oh

Good good. Yeah, yeah the answer is B brainwaves. Okay first things first. Jello is not actually alive

We are very very sure of that, but when Upton attached electrodes to it

He found a pattern that looked a lot like alpha brainwaves

The kind of electrical signals your brain sends out when you're relaxing with your eyes closed. There's nothing that special about jello though

It was just reflecting electrical signals from other things in the hospital room where Upton did the test like IVs and respirators

And that was exactly why he did it

Doctors often look for brain waves when they're trying to figure out if someone is clinically brain-dead and his argument was that you have to

Do more than just one test there are electrical signals everywhere

And they can easily cause interference so much interference in fact

They can make a lump of jell-o look like a living resting human brain that or some day

We're going to find ourselves living in a terrifying remake of the blob so maybe you've noticed a theme here our bodies are

Super weird, and that's what our next round is about

Strange remedies why why is that a theme?

Just reading the card where the theme my god. Just helped me out a lot so far

So our next round is about strange

Remedies one of the most commonly asked science questions is how can I get rid of the hiccups?

Thank you even hosted a scishow about it months you get the hiccups when your diaphragm the muscle that controls your breathing starts to spasm

Your diaphragm is controlled by the vagus nerve that runs from your neck all the way down to the base of your spine

So the most effective hiccup cures tend to involve stimulating that nerve which kind of jolts it back into working properly again

But we didn't mention in that old episode was that in

1988 a doctor published a letter in the journal annals of emergency medicine

To report that he'd found a cure for hiccups that worked when nothing else did of emergency medicine so like emergency hiccups

Which I'm not saying can't happen

So was this unusual cure

Turning the patient upside down

covering them in ice

giving them an orgasm or putting a finger up there but

Putting them in ice I was gonna say I

Let you go, oh well now. I have to say something about butts or orgasms. I feel like oh those were both wrong

So you're saying one of them was right

I'm gonna go high mmm orgasm with orgasm in Korea. Oh, no, it's but you got a stick a finger up your butt

Really the answer is D

finger up the butt the doctor who published the letter named Francis fest Meyer was working in the ER when a patient came in because

He'd been hiccuping about every two seconds for 3 days straight fest Meyer tried every cure

He could think of including some weird ones that doctors use because they stimulate the vagus nerve making the patient gag

Pressing on his eyeballs and pulling on his tongue

None of that sounds especially fun

But the poor guy was pretty desperate unfortunately nothing Fesmire tried worked the patients hiccups would slow down

But what's the tongue pulling or whatever stopped?

They'd come back full force then he remembered reading about a case study where a digital rectal massage

Aka a finger up the butt

Slowed down a patient's heartbeat by stimulating the vagus nerve so he decided to try it for the guy's hiccups

Massaging his rectum and what he described as a slow

circumferential motion and

He recommended that other doctors

Try it when they couldn't cure a patient's hiccups before prescribing medications that can help like

Anticonvulsants if you want to try this at home the next time you have hiccups well, that's your business

I had a number of things I was going to say while I was at OU and I didn't say any of them, okay

so coca-cola uh-huh

By a pharmacist back in 1886

It was marketed as a cure for all kinds of things like headaches and fatigue

And considering that it had cocaine at the time it probably did cure people's headaches and wake them up yeah in exchange for things like

Addiction paranoia irritability and plenty of other harmful side effects these days coke might still help you if you have a headache

Or if you're tired because of the caffeine in it

But even caffeine free coke is known to be an effective treatment for a much more serious condition

hmm

So what do doctors use modern-day coke to treat? It's just a regular not diet regular coke keep going?

uncontrollable diarrhea a

blockage in the stomach

Second-degree burns or a type of skin infection how he was right under me right under there blockage in the stomach

That's what I was that is correct

That happened in doc Hollywood the the that would Michael J Fox great

Movie is the new doctor in town

And then he thinks that there's like something terrible

Wrong with this kid and the old doctor from the little small town was like just give him a can of coke. He's got gas

You got a good duck Hollywood

The answer is B a blockage in the stomach in patients with stomachs that are impaired in some way like after gastric

bypass surgery

the indigestible

Parts of plants can collect into a hard lump called a fight obese or when the lump gets big enough they can start to cause

symptoms like nausea stomach pain and weight loss

It's better to avoid doing a risky surgery if you can so doctors tried to dissolve the fight obese or first and they found that

Coca-cola is really good at that a 2012 review of studies on this found that Coke on its own cures fight obese

Or is half the time and when you combine it with an endoscopy

Where the doctor puts a tube down your throat to help break up the lump it works more than 90% of the time

It's thought that Coke is so good at dissolving photo bezoars because it's super acidic with a pH of 2.6

There's no obvious reason why doctors specifically use Coke, but there's barely any research on using other kinds of soda

Just a couple of case studies or doctors use Pepsi instead alright. What's the score? I got a point oh?

Dang we are back where we started

How do I develop my fluent in a four by five it was super bad?

You can still double your points cuz at the very end you could bet all your points

Oh, so as long as you have a thousand points at the end. Yeah, no pressure

Now Coke is specifically used to treat fight Obi's ores which are made of plant material

But these ores can be made of lots of different kinds of indigestible things like hair or see your own abuse auras

nope

It's like a thing that gets stuck in your body like an indigestible mass gotcha

Most people probably know about them from Harry Potter where bezoar is from a goat's stomach are said to be an antidote for almost any

poison and in real life ancient medicine doctors also thought that bezoar could cure most kinds of poisoning as well as things like

Epilepsy the plague and jaundice it turns out that goat's stomach stones aren't actually great medicine

But it is possible that bee's oars were an effective treatment for at least one thing

because of the reactions with the minerals and hair inside

so not just because like it's really gonna making you puke because you just ate a

Lump of undigestible mass from the inside of a goat. I cannot speak to its efficacy in that manner but

Did they use it to treat the plague

jaundice

arsenic poisoning or snake bites from the common European fighter hmm

I have no idea none of those seem like they would work hmm. I'm gonna go though cuz Colin was waiting too long

I'm gonna go with whatever the third one was Michael arsenic poisoning her yes

The answer is C arsenic poisoning

There are no studies that have actually tested this by giving someone arsenic poisoning and trying to cure it with a bezoar for obvious reasons

So it's hard to know for sure whether it works

But based on what we know about biology and chemistry researchers think it might arsenic poison generally comes in one of two forms arsenite

Which is made up of an arsenic atom bonded to three oxygens and arsenate?

Which has four oxygens arsenide could have bonded to the sulfur containing compounds in the hair in the bezoar

Neutralizing the poison before I got a chance to harm the victim arsenate on the other hand could have bonded two phosphate ions produced by

A mineral often found in bees ores called brush I'd similar reactions happen in the ocean where algae neutralized the arsenic produced by things like

And hot springs that said please don't try this at home

Whatever the third one was Michael. I'm very sure of that

Yeah, okay

It's time for our final round and all I can tell you about the final round is that it will be about an animal ghost

animal

Now you place your bets on how many points you wish to wager Colin you have a thousand points Hank you have 1,200 points

Mmm wager as many or as little as you wish and we'll be right back after these messages

Whew a thousand points seven thousand four years good double like my prediction could come true

Okay

No pressure

So thank you blue

Whales are the biggest animals on earth they can be up to 30 metres long and weigh more than a hundred fifty?

Metric tons there used to be hundreds of thousands of them in the oceans

But they were almost driven extinct by whaling before it was outlawed in

1966 since then their numbers have started to recover

But we know that they're affected by other things too like pollution and noise from human activity in

2013 researchers announced that they used something from a blue whale to put together a timeline of the chemicals it had been exposed to and

The levels of stress hormones over the course of its life

Kind of like how you can learn about a tree's history by studying its rings so the question is

What part of the whale did they use to figure this out?

Was it its earwax?

its feces

The baleen plates that used to capture food or its blubber

Now you just write it down on the thing oh oh I wrote down

Do you watch them for Jeopardy ever I

Got I know it's one of these two dang

Really want to win this

Really really want to win this it's ghostbusters versus doc Hollywood

One great movie versus one horrible movie Oh

Shots fired I think I've seen at the one time

So you guys ready huh? We are show your answers. I went with your wax

I went with the baleen thing you just broke ghosts on there someone number three and then

So Hank is correct

The answer is a it's earwax

Whales ears aren't open to the environment like ours are but they still produce?

Earwax so over the course of their lives their earwax. Just builds up forming a huge plug

You know how shrek pulls a plug of earwax out of his ear and uses it as a candle

Will earwax plugs are pretty much exactly like that and as each layer of earwax in the plug forms it includes some of the toxins

And hormones that are circulating through the whale at that time the research for the 2013 study started in

2007 when a 12 year old blue whale was killed by a ship off the coast of, California

The researchers decided to extract one of his 25 centimeter long earwax plugs and study the different layers

They found 16 types of pollutants in the air wax with the highest concentration during the whales first year of life

Probably because his mother's milk was more contaminated than the stuff

He was exposed to after that they also found that his average levels of cortisol a stress hormone

Doubled over the course of his life although

They couldn't tell how much of that came from natural factors like sexual maturity

And how much came from things like pollution or noise marine biologists have been analyzing pollutant levels in whale blubber for a long time

But they couldn't use it to get a timeline of exposure throughout a whales life the 2013 study showed that with earwax

You can since then researchers have started analyzing more

Whale earwax plugs including some that have been stored in museums for decades so it turns out that earwax plugs can be pretty useful

But I'm glad humans don't build up giant sticks of earwax with no way to get them out that seems really uncomfortable

799 so that if we both got it right you would win

What a gentleman

But I want anyway cuz you're at zero you have zero signs like you nation did not come true

That was the other one that I was gonna guess, but I'm basically I was down to like do whales have earwax

And I decided they probably did

Well, it's been an emotional roller coaster

Yes, basically, it's it's similar to how like when your mom cuts your hair

And she's like well like why don't just cut my hair. Anyway. She's like oh no real reason. She's gonna test it for drugs. Oh

Yes, never had that experience. You know what you were going with that definitely had that experience me, too

Okay, no episode. Thanks for joining us for this scishow quiz show

Thanks to all of our patrons at patreon if you want help support. The show you can go to

Patreon.com/scishow, and if you want to see some of the awesome stuff that Colin does you can go to VidCon?

Calm yeah

Well, I didn't I need them in know more about marshmallows now, right?

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THE SUN WILL KILL YOU - Duration: 11:17.

*Music plays* *Happy doggo intensifies*

*Music plays*

I hate this. >:(

*Slam!*

The sun will kill you! That's a fact. (The sun is a deadly laser)

Scientific fact. There's nothing coming out of the Sun except molten death.

Absolutely purely. Chica get some water! Chica get some water bah-bee

That's a good girl! :D

All the sun does is suck every ounce of water out of your entire body. If you were out in the sun for too long

you would die. That's just a fact. It's full of radiation. It literally blasts your DNA in half, and I ain't about that shit.

I want to live, but...

we got ways to beat the heat other than just fixing the air-conditioner. I didn't get strings

*Sigh*

*The majestic Markimoo mating call*

What just moved? You okay? Barrel you all right?

*Markismooch*

Here's the situation.

Sun!!!

No good! >:(

So we got to find a way to beat this sun and we've already solved half the problem. We got a van, it's got shade,

it's got air conditioning, and

It's got a convenient power hookup.

This bad boy is practically a mobile generator and if we fix it up with the right things then we'll have afjsdsua sdm

*Mark viciously erases mini whiteboard*

Shit that was an eraser. No, that's just a magnet I'm good, I'm not an idiot.

Heh!

So what do I need? I need a few simple things. I need Chica. I need some good old-fashioned water

Just just a bit of oxygen not a lot, but just a bit and I need a way to play some video games.

Because if I don't have video games,

*Gibberish*

♫ I don't know how to spell ♫

Video games. *Mark pops teh bubble*

There we go that's a G. And in order to get video games, what do you need? Sound it out! A Tee Vee!

Yes very good. So when you want to play video games.

You need the TV and what else? Chica what else? What else do we need?

*Slaps the newspaper's A$$* Pop up there.

Dog. Dog? I got that check that off the list. And also you need fuel.

Uuf.

You need...

fuel. Fuel stands for ..

Fridge Under Electric Load

Video games stands for...

Very In Debt Eek Oh God A Man Eating Spider

TV stands for...

Television (Wow, good one Mark)

So now that we've gone over the acronyms *Gibberish*. Now we know what we need to do.

But there's one thing that we can't get right now and that's internet....

So we got to make do with old school. Back when I was a kid,

We ba ba back when I was a kid we didn't even have the internet for our consoles. Consoles didn't even have an Internet pook up

hook up. *SUCH GIBBERISH* Pook up?

Consoles didn't even have the Jackie port you slam into the... *Wut...*

(Uh, Mark what are you doing?)

you know. So we need to get a fridge and where do we get a fridge?

(Dora The Explorer flashbacks intensify)

I don't either so we're gonna ask. Hi-ho silver, AWAY! Oh shit. Sorry, lady didn't mean to scare ya

Ah bicyclists. I'm gonna follow them. (White van following people on the street not suspicious at all)

I wonder if they're gonna lead me back to their bike nest. You know, bikers are the most lethal of all predators. (The more you know!)

(Intense stepping) (Roblox death sound)

Number one

Number four. Number, whatever that number is whew we gotta get a fridge and in order to get a fridge

We either would go to a store and buy a mini fridge which is bullshit or

(Mark proceeds to initiate spontaneous sex with the whiteboard)

or..Twitter.

I dropped my pen

There's someone that has a fridge and I'm willing to pay for it

Paid for the van, I'll pay for a fridge. If it's got some kind of like wood finish a barrel fridge in a barrel, ah so good

Gotta get a barrel for the barrel. Can I buy a barrel at Cracker Barrel for the barrel. I dunno. Anyway, gotta Tweet

the LA area have a MINI fridge for sale?

Will come to you

What could go wrong here? Send pics and a bope! And tweeted.

So now this should be fine right? My fans know that I don't goof them

so the responses must be

Absolutely 100% serious. "Is it for freezing body parts?"

Why?!

(You're avoiding the question Mark)

It's a mini fridge. What kind of body parts would I be freezing in a mini fridge? It's not a mini freezer

"What the fresh Hell are you doing?"

I'm buying a mini fridge!

"First a van, now a fridge?? You're a MAD MAN!" "Truly the scariest thing about Mark's return from hiatus"

I just want a fridge.

Everything's a conspiracy theory-

(Ded)

(Slam!)

People have trust issues. I don't know why.

Oh well, we got other options.

And we can let that brew for a bit so if they come back to me and get their heads out of their asses maybe I'll get a fri...

Siri: I don't know what that means. If you like, I can search the web for "We got other options and we can let the roo for a bit so if they come back to me"

(Siri wtf)

Ah tits!

Ah, now what we're looking; I've got a response that seems legit: "Hey Mark

I do have a mini-fridge that is in good working condition, and I do live in LA". It looks...

well loved. Ooh, it's like it... does it come with a stand look at that, alright. Okay. I'm gonna send them a message

Hey, that looks pretty good. I'm sending you a video so you know it's me and not someone crazy. (You sure you aren't crazy Mark?)

That didn't sound suspicious at all did it?

Yeah, probably fine. We're about 45 minutes away

Leaving...[Chica pants for real]...right now. Hell yeah.

All right, so we're about five minutes away

Not only do they have a fridge, but they also got a TV

That's gonna be perfect because it's a combo TV VCR and everybody knows that my favorite

movie is Flubber on VCR because when I was a kid I watched it so much that the VCR at the VH...

VH the VHS bb-8 AAA the VHS tape broke, and then I never got to see it again [Chica pwns at panting]

So after I go to Cracker Barrel I'm watching Flubber or on the way there

I'm watching Flubber and trying to drive at the same time. I'm thinking I can mount the TV like right here.

(No don't do it.)

That'll probably be good.

(Mark I'm pretty sure that would be illegal.)

I think we're here. Oh, oh hi

Hello approach the conspicuous suspicious white van

How you doing? Iliana: Oh Chica! Mark: Yeah Chica's here

Hello, what's your name? Iliana: Iliana. Mark: It's nice to meet you

Iliana: Nice to meet you Mark. Mark: Yeah, it's Iliana. Iliana: Hello! Mark: Yeah how you doin'? Iliana: Great.

Mark: So you have a mini-fridge and a TV? Iliana: Mmhmm. You want to take Chica? Mark: Of course!

(Double slam!)

Thank you so much. Everyone else didn't believe us. Iliana: Yeah, I figured. Mark: I don't know why. Iliana: because the Internet's full of...y'know the internet

Mark: conspiracy theorists!

Hello, hi, my name is Mark. Person: Hey Mark nice to meet you man. [general greetings]

Christian nice to meet you. Mark: this is my buddy

So thanks so much for responding, like this is supercool. Oh is that the...

Person: That's it right there. Mark: it's beautiful.

This is like, when we were thinking, we thought we were going to have to go to like thrift stores or whatever, but...oh, it's perfect!

Person: it's working OK

I heard you have guavas. Person: yeah we have a guava for you.

they're ready for eating. they're ready to eat.

and they have more vitamin c than an orange.

Mark: Oh, I believe you. No, I won't take all of them

I'll just take er, just a couple. A few.

If a hundred is OK for both of us? Iliana: yeah sure, more than enough.

Mark: I believe you.

Iliana: you want help taking them out?

Mark: Oh you're so strong!

This is serendipity to be sure. Person: Yeah, there you go nutrients on the road. Thank you man appreciate it

Diagonally oh yeah, oh, that's oh, that's money right there. Oh?

Can you hand me that TV please?

Oh! Oh! It's beautiful!

[Iliana laughs]

It's so perfect

Iliana: I'm so glad we kept it. Mark: So perfect! Does the VHS work?

Iliana: I believe so.

Mark: Your belief is all I need! [Iliana giggling like a true fangirl] Yes. Iliana: If it doesn't, uhm...

Darkiplier: We'll come find you!

Ah it's good to get goin. Holy shit look at this

Look at - sorry - look at this. Chica look at this

Bam! Ugh!

Smells like guava and pumpkin back here. Chica who's a good girl. Who's a good girl? Now where was that hah?

Come on back here give me a hand with this.

Yee

These are mounted on something, I don't know what

And

There's some grip there's some grip.

Ah cock ass!

Ah! Oh!

I'm an engineer. I should be able to figure this out, right

[Chica pants like a baws]

That's not gonna do anything, ah! I've got a big brain yes I do

I've got a big brain it is true. Ooh, Nellie.

Like unless we like flipped, I don't think this is going to go anywhere.

Yeah! As my great-grandpapi once said

Good enough, let's get a beer. (Your great-grandpapi was such a wise man)

Oh, it's so hot under here. Ah my hand is melting ah it's so hot

Why's it so hot? What do I have huh? I just touched something goopy. I don't like that

Here we go okay. Got it. Oh. Thanks for the help. Turn that on

oooh

OhwahahaoO!O!"£££$£$

I'm fine. Don't worry about me. Oh oh

Never considered the fact that there might not be enough power from

(Chica pants in godlike fashion)

(Chica's godly panting must have restored the TV's power to it's former glory.)

Well alright then

Look who's got a TV

Yeah

That's creepy as hell..

Hop back up where it's not so deathly. We did what we came out to do. We got a fridge, we got a TV

We're well on our way to turning this into a liveable situation

so that we don't have to be in the horrible outside [enter Darkiplier] where the Sun will kill you! cause it will! I promise you

Ow! Just scraped my head on that! So we got as you can see from a very...

SP0oky TV!??!?!?

From a very distinct list here. We've got..ow did it again...We got

Dog....TV...F.U.E.L.

All that's left is the video games

But we need to solve a bigger power problem that I don't think we're gonna get to today

I think we need to take our victories where it counts, but it's a pretty good day. So thank you so much for j--

thank you so much for joining me and

As always see you in the next video.

Buh-Bye!

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Why The Cops Won't Help You When You're Getting Stabbed - Duration: 5:57.

- If you've ever been on the internet,

I mean you're here right now,

you probably wound up in the comment section

of at least one article about a mass shooting,

some other kinda killing spree,

and seen dozens of assholes make comments like,

- [InternetBadass69] Dude, if I was there

I would've totally stopped that guy.

I totally know kung-fu

and I'd just like knock the weapon out of his hand

and then break his neck with a spin kick and

then my mom would finally love me.

- My name is Joe Lozito, and one day in 2011

my morning commute was interrupted by the tail end

of a 28-hour long stabbing spree.

The reason that spree ended is because I stopped it,

and I learned

the stabber Maksim Gelman

was already famous across the city.

I didn't know any of that though because

I had gotten up too early to catch the paper.

So when an obviously high person

staggered crazily into the train,

I just kind of figured morning in New York, you know?

That creepy guy who I'd later learned was Gelman

started banging on the door of the engineer's compartment.

- Let me in.

- I was sitting right by the door.

The only thing separated the engineer and myself was a wall.

It turned out there were two cops

on the other side of the door.

Lying in wait in case Gelman hopped on this train.

I found out later they'd recognized him

but they didn't charge out to stop him.

Instead they asked him a polite question.

- Who are you?

- I'm the police.

- You're not the police.

- You'd expect two armed cops to,

I don't know, maybe do something

about a wanted fugitive spree killer

that they were on the train specifically to arrest,

but they'd stayed put.

So Gelman walked up to me,

whipped out an eight-inch knife and told me,

- You're going to die.

- Then he stabbed me.

I was in the sort of situation

every man thinks about at least twice a day,

suddenly thrust into a life or death situation

that required me to become a badass.

Unfortunately, I had no badass training,

but I have watched a lot of MMA,

and when he brought back his arm to stab me again,

I decided to dive in for a single leg takedown.

It should have looked like this

but in reality I shot him too high

and wound up tackling him by the waist

rather than getting him in the leg.

So he stabbed me repeatedly in the skull.

The good news if you aren't a badass

is that you can have no idea what you're doing

but still succeed on dumb luck and balls.

I outweighed Gelman by a lot so he went down

despite the power of a knife on his side.

So we're both on the ground.

I'm on top but he still got his stabbing machine in hand.

I tried to grab his right hand

which held the knife with my left

but I missed and he sliced me good in the thumb.

I tried to catch him a second time and failed

so he slashed me again in my left tricep.

My third grab was the charm though.

I caught his hand and slammed it into the ground.

He dropped the knife.

Once I had him pinned, I was, you know, dying of blood loss.

The cops decided it was safe enough to arrest Gelman.

Next thing I remember is a cop tapping me on the shoulder.

- You can get up now, we got him.

- I thought that was being charitable but that time

I didn't exactly feel argumentative.

There was no pain yet, just this warm feeling

from the blood gushing out of me.

It was like standing in the shower

with warm water spraying the top of your head

and flowing down the back of your neck.

And again when you'd expect the police

to jump to my aid, they didn't.

None of them even touched me.

The only guy to render aid was another passenger.

Alfred Douglas a.k.a Napkin Man

because he staunched my bleeding injuries with napkins.

I think Napkin Man probably saved my life

but at this point I'd been stabbed roughly

all the times a person can be stabbed

while remaining conscious

and so I passed out.

When I eventually came to in the hospital,

it was kind of frustrating to realize

that none of the early coverage mentioned me or Napkin Man.

The police gave all the credit to the two officers

who'd been in the subway train with me,

only neither of them actually even left the booth

until I disarmed Gelman.

During the grand jury hearing,

one of the cops testified.

- I started to come out, I opened the door,

but I thought Gelman had a gun,

so I closed the door and stayed inside.

- I can see how in a stressful situation

you might mistake a knife for a gun,

but that also that kinda makes it more infuriating.

If you, Mr. Cop, a police, thinks this insane

drug-addled murderer has a gun,

and he's sitting on a train bound for Time Square,

don't you wanna stop him at all costs?

So yeah I decided to sue the NYPD.

The first case I brought got dropped.

So I acted as my own lawyer for the second case

and finally made it to a judge.

The judge said,

- Mr. Lozito's version of the story sounds highly credible

and his version of events rings true.

- But I still lost the case.

Here's how that was justified in its original legal ease.

- No direct promises of protection were made to Mr. Lozito,

nor were there direct actions taken

to protect Mr. Lozito prior to the attack.

Therefore a special duty did not exist.

- It turns out there was a major piece

of legal precedent in my way.

In 2005 the Supreme Court ruled on Castle Rock v. Gonzales.

In that case a woman sued the Castle Rock PD

after they failed to respond

when she complained that her estranged husband

had violated a protective order and abducted their kids.

He eventually murdered them.

The Supreme Court ruled in the police department's favor.

It turns out it's literally not their job to protect people.

So to the internet badasses

who are about to comment on this video

and claim they'd totally nail the takedown,

you should make a note of a few things.

First my insurance

had me in and out of the hospital in two days,

and the hospital didn't give me any AIDS or Hepatitis test

after I've been stabbed with a knife

that had stabbed other people.

Apparently that's not medically necessary.

Second if you ever get the chance

to confront a dangerous armed madman,

don't trust in the police having your back,

don't expect to get the credit,

and hope like hell there's another Napkin Man

waiting in the wings to help you.

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Congress Made It Easier For Big Banks To Steal From You - Duration: 7:54.

LATE LAST NIGHT THE REPUBLICANS IN THE SENATE VOTED

TO GIVE BANKS CREDIT CARD COMPANIES, EVEN COMPANIES LIKE

APPLE FAX BROAD IMMUNITY FROM LAWSUITS FROM PEOPLE LIKE

YOU BLOCKING A SEEM TO BE IN LIMITED ROLE THAT CAME OUT

OF THE CONSUMER FINANCIAL PROTECTION BUREAU.

YOU MIGHT ASK WITH COMPANIES LIKE BANKS AND CREDIT CARD

COMPANIES AND ALL OF THAT WHAT YOU MEAN RESTORE THE RIGHT

TO SUE.

WHAT YOU GENERALLY HAVE TO GO THROUGH THANKS TO THE TERMS OF

SERVICE IS THROUGH ARBITRATION WHICH IS LIKE A LAWSUIT BUT

ALMOST ENTIRELY UNDER THE CONTROL OF THAT CORPORATION.

YOUR ABILITY TO BAND TOGETHER WITH OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN

WRONGED BY THE CORPORATION IS ELIMINATED IN THAT CASE AND

YOUR ABILITY TO GET SOMETHING FOR WHAT HAS BEEN DONE TO

YOU IS EFFECTIVELY NIL.

WE WERE GOING TO HAVE THAT, BUT NOW WE DON'T THANKS TO

REPUBLICANS.

AND JUST FOR THE RECORD IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR DEFIANCE

AGAINST TRUMP AND HIS AGENDA ALL BUT TWO REPUBLICANS VOTED

TO REPEAL THE RULE.

LET'S BREAK THIS DOWN A COUPLE OF WAYS, TO YOUR LAST

POINT ABOUT HEROES OF THE RESISTANCE FROM THE RIGHT WING,

JEFF FLAKE WHERE ARE YOU?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE FIGHTING TRUMP.

CORKER WHERE ARE YOU?

IT GOES TO THE POINT OF THEY ARE LOOKING TO ROB YOU.

GUYS LIKE CORKER AND MCCAIN, THEY HAVE HEARD FROM PEOPLE

INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE AND SEEN IT WITH THEIR OWN EYES, THE GUY

IS A TOTAL BUFFOON AND COMPLETELY DANGEROUS.

AT ANY MOMENT HE COULD START A WAR AND EVEN JOHN MCCAIN.

LET'S GO BACK TO THIS ISSUE AND WHAT THIS IS.

LET ME BREAK DOWN FOR YOU THE GIGANTIC DIFFERENCE THAT

THIS MAKES.

WHEN THESE FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS, AND IT

APPLIES TO OTHER COMPANIES ALSO.

BECAUSE NOW EVERYTHING IS FORCED INTO ARBITRATION BECAUSE THE

SUPREME COURT IS ALSO CORPORATIST.

IT IS A LONG STORY I CAN GET INTO BUT ANYWAY ñ

THEY MADE THE DECISION IN 2011, 2013.

IN 2009 THERE ARE SOME CLASS-ACTION LAWSUITS OUT

THERE, BUT ESPECIALLY FOR FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS THEY

ARE NOW FAR MORE LIMITED.

BACK WHEN THEY EXISTED PEOPLE FOUND OUT THAT BANKS WERE

RIPPING YOU OFF ON OVERDRAFTS.

THEY DID THAT SYSTEMATICALLY AND TO THE TUNE OF BILLIONS OF

DOLLARS.

THEY WOULD JUST TAKE FROM YOU FIVE BUCKS AT A TIME, 20 BUCKS

AT A TIME.

THEY KNEW WAS WRONG BUT THEY DID IT ANYWAY.

IT IS GREAT THAT WE CAUGHT THEM ON IT.

WE WERE RIGHT AND THEY DID A CLASS-ACTION LAWSUIT, PUT

DOWN A BUNCH OF PEOPLE TOGETHER AND SAID YOU DID IT TO ALL

OF US AND $1 BILLION WAS RETURNED TO CONSUMERS.

THE PEOPLE WHO WERE RIPPED OFF.

MORE SHOULD'VE BEEN RETURNED BUT THAT IS STILL GREAT, YOU

GOTTA BILLION BACK TO CONSUMERS WHO WERE LITERALLY ROBBED.

IT WAS DECIDED BY THE COURTS, THEY WERE ROBBED AND THEY

GOTTA BILLION DOLLARS BACK.

NOW CLASS-ACTION LAWSUITS ARE NOT ALLOWED FOR MOST OF THOSE

ISSUES SO THEY DID A TWO-YEAR STUDY IN ARBITRATION CLAIMS.

THE PROBLEM WITH ARBITRATION IS IT IS STACKED AGAINST YOU

IN TWO WAYS.

YOU CAN'T BAND TOGETHER WITH EVERYBODY SEE YOU CAN'T

AFFORD A LAWYER.

LET ALONE A DRAGGED OUT LONG LAWSUIT.

NUMBER TWO, THE LAWYERS USED IN ARBITRATION USUALLY WORK FOR

CORPORATIONS.

THEY ARE NOT BAD PEOPLE THAT YOU

ARE UNLIKELY TO HIRE THEM.

SO THAT IS ANOTHER INSTITUTIONAL

PROBLEM.

SO WHAT HAPPENS?

IN THOSE TWO YEARS THEY WERE 78 ARBITRATION

CLAIMS THAT FOUND IN FAVOR OF THE CONSUMERS WHICH IS

PREPOSTEROUSLY LOW.

TO THE TUNE OF $400,000.

IN ONE CASE ALONE, THEY SAID WE DON'T LIKE CORPORATIONS, WE

WILL GIVE THEM MORE POWER.

BEFORE THAT YOU HAD $1 BILLION RETURN TO CONSUMERS.

AFTERWARDS $400,000 TO 78 CASES.

THIS IS HOW THEY REDISTRIBUTE THE WEALTH.

THIS ALLOWS FOR THE BANKS AND FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS TO

SYSTEMICALLY RIP YOU OFF AND GET AWAY WITH IT.

AND REPUBLICANS LOVE IT, THAT IS THEIR MAIN MODUS OPERANDI.

JUST

TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF HOW BRAZEN THEY ARE ñ IF THIS

RULE HAD GONE INTO EFFECT AND YOU HAD WANTED TO TAKE SOME SORT

OF LEGAL ACTION YOU WOULD HAD A COUPLE OF ACTIONS.

YOU COULD GO THROUGH ARBITRATION OR DO A CLASS-ACTION LAWSUIT.

THEY HAVE TAKEN AWAY ONE OF THOSE TWO THINGS AND THEIR

MESSAGING AS TO WHY IS TO INCREASE FREEDOM AND CHOICE.

THEY

ARE BRAZEN ABOUT IT BECAUSE THEY THINK IT DOESN'T MATTER.

I HOPE THE INTERNET HAS BEGUN THE FIX THAT BECAUSE NOW WE

ARE ON TO THEM AND AT LEAST YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU.

YOUR CHOICE, IF YOU LIKE BEING ROBBED BY YOUR BANK VOTE

REPUBLICAN.

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Just When You Thought Republicans Couldn't Get Any Crazier... - Duration: 4:26.

THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS GOING NUTS.

ONE OF THE CANDIDATES MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE TO CONDUCT

THE CAMPAIGN FROM AN INSANE ASYLUM.

SHE IS RUNNING IN FLORIDA FOR THE RETIRING REPUBLICAN SEAT.

SHE IS LEAVING.

THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE LOOKING TO REPLACE HER BUT

BOY DO WE HAVE AN INTERESTING STORY ABOUT HER.

SHE DID AN INTERVIEW ñ

INTERESTING TO FIND OUT ALIENS ARE BLONDE.

APPARENTLY THE

ALIENS LOOKED LIKE JESUS OF COURSE THEY DO.

SHE GREW UP CHRISTIAN, WHAT A COINCIDENCE THAT THE ALIENS THAT

CONDUCTOR LOOKED LIKE JESUS.

AS IT TURNS OUT LOOK AT WHAT A LUCKY BREAK.

SHE EXPLAINS FURTHER.

WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU RUN AN ALIEN SHIP WITH?

THERE IS ONE PART I

DON'T DISAGREE WITH.

THE PART I DON'T UNDERSTAND IS ñ

TO BE FAIR IF ALIENS

LANDED ñ

THEN I WILL SAY MY BAD, I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.

OR PERHAPS SHE'S INSANE.

ONE OF THE OTHER.

IN THE OLD DAYS SHE WOULD'VE BEEN RUN OUT OF TOWN, BUT

NOWADAYS THE PRESIDENT IS CRAZY.

MAYBE SHE WILL WIN?

WE FOUND ONE REPUBLICAN WHO LOVES ILLEGAL

ALIENS.

UNLESS THEY BROUGHT DOCUMENTS.

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DNC Plays Dirty Tricks To Stay In Power - Duration: 7:08.

WE HAVE A LOT

OF REALLY INTERESTING RACES THAT ARE COMING UP IN 2018.

LOTS OF DEMOCRATS RUNNING, SOME IN DEMOCRATIC DISTRICTS, SOME IN

REPUBLICAN DISTRICTS.

THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY SHOULD BE TREATING ALL THOSE CANDIDATES

EQUALLY, DO YOU WANT TO TAKE A GUESS IF THEY ARE?

IT DOESN'T

MATTER THAT THEY WERE ALREADY IN POWER, THE QUESTION IS WHO DO

THE VOTERS WANT.

IT SHOULD BE ENTIRELY IRRELEVANT THAT THEY ARE INCUMBENTS.

HOW ARE THEY GOING TO PUNISH THESE PROGRESSIVES?

THERE'S

SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT CALLED VAN.

JUSTICE DEMOCRATS PUT OUT A PRESS RELEASE ABOUT THIS.

SO THAT IS THE WAY THAT HE IS

SUPPOSED TO WORK.

THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE SAME ACCESS FOR THIS

INCREDIBLY GOOD TOOL.

THAT IS NOT THE WAY IT IS WORKING FOR THREE JUSTICE

DEMOCRATS CANDIDATES.

LET ME GO ONE BY ONE THROUGH THESE DIFFERENT ISSUES.

SO ANTHONY CLARK IS RUNNING AGAINST THE INCUMBENT,

DANNY DAVIS.

HE

IS GOING UP AGAINST SMITH IN WASHINGTON.

THE DEMOCRATIC

REPRESENTATIVE THAT IS WEIRDLY CONSERVATIVE IN THE STATE OF

WASHINGTON.

NO WAY TO PUT UP WITH THAT.

LET ME GO ONE BY ONE

TO THE DIFFERENT ISSUES AND THAT ONE WAS REALLY SIMPLE.

THEY

JUST LIKED HIM AND NOT GETTING THAT

INFORMATION AT ALL TO ANTHONY CLARK NOW STANDS A LESS CHANCE

OF WINNING THING AGAINST THE DNC AS USUAL FOR THE

OTHERS THEY HAD TO DO SOME LEVEL OF NUANCE SILVER ALEXANDRIA COSTA

CORTEZ.

IT SHOULD BE DEVOTED BUT THEY REMOVED KEY

VOTER DATA FROM PAST ELECTIONS AND GAVE HER WATERED-DOWN

VERSION.

WHAT DO THEY THINK THAT WE'RE NEW TO THIS?

THE JUSTICE

DEMOCRATS ARE STACKED WITH PEOPLE WHO WORKED ON BERNIE

SANDERS CAMPAIGN.

THEY TOOK BERNIE SANDERS FROM ALMOST

NOTHING IN THE POLLS TO OVER 30% TO 46%.

I THINK THEY KNOW WHAT

THEY'RE DOING WHEN THEY GET THE VOTER DATA AND ITS OWN VOTER

DATA THAT IS NOT NEARLY AS USEFUL, THAT IS NOT A TRICK THAT

IS GOING TO SLIDE PAST THEM AND THE WAY THAT THEY TREAT

PROGRESSIVES, AS IF WE'RE CHILDREN AND DON'T KNOW HOW

POLITICS WORKS IS MADDENING.

BY THE WAY, IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT

BACK, JUSTICEDEMOCRATS.COM/WIN TO FINANCE THESE GUYS AND HELP

THEM AND SUPPORT THEM BECAUSE THEY DO NOT TAKE CORPORATE MONEY

AND THEY DO NOT TAKE PAC MONEY SO THAT IS PART OF WHAT DRIVES

THE DEMOCRATIC ESTABLISHMENT CRAZY ABOUT THESE CANDIDATES.

THEY ARE ACTUAL PROGRESSIVES THAT ARE UNCORRUPTED SO THAT

LEADS US TO SHARE ASSESSMENT WHICH UNFORTUNATELY IS THE

FUNNIEST STORY.

IT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL BECAUSE SHE'S AN ACTUAL

PROGRESSIVE WHO FIGHTS SUPER HARD TO GET YOUR PRIORITIES, BUT

IT'S FUNNY AND HOW THEY DENIED HER.

THEY SAID WELL YOU COULD

GET ACCESS TO THAT IMPORTANT INFORMATION BUT FIRST YOU NEED

TO GET APPROVAL.

YOU NEED TO COUNTY PARTY APPROVALS.

YOU

NEED APPROVAL FROM 10 LEGISLATIVE DISTRICT PARTIES.

THE SALTY ESTABLISHMENT.

THERE ARE GREAT FOLKS IN THERE BUT

SOME THAT ARE KNOCKING WANT TO SEE THE INCUMBENT LOSE AND THEN

MY FAVORITE PART, YOU NEED TO BE ENDORSED BY HALF OF THE

DEMOCRATIC PARTY BEFORE YOU CAN GET ACCESS TO 51% OF THE

DEMOCRATIC PARTY IN THE STATE OF WASHINGTON HAS TO AGREE TO GIVE

HER THE VOTER DATA.

THAT'S LIKE WINNING THE ELECTION.

OKAY, NO

PROBLEM.

YOU CAN GET ACCESS TO THE VOTER DATA TO HELP YOU WIN

THE ELECTION RIGHT AFTER YOU WIN THE ELECTION.

NOW IT'S NOT THE

SAME EXACT THING BECAUSE IT'S DEMOCRATIC PARTY OFFICIALS BUT

IT IS A PREPOSTEROUS STANDARD.

THE ESTABLISHMENT WILL GIVE

YOU ACCESS TO THEIR DATA AS SOON AS THE ESTABLISHMENT AGREES WITH

YOU.

HOW'S THAT FOR CIRCULAR REASONING CLUSTER NUMBER ONE,

THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT AND I AM

GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT IN A SECOND BUT I JUST

WANT TO GIVE YOU ONE MORE QUOTE.

IT IS FROM CORBIN TRENT, HE IS

THE COMPUTER CASE INSTRUCTOR FOR JUSTICE DEMOCRATS: WELL, AS

USUAL, JUSTICE DEMOCRATS ARE FIGHTING BACK SO THEY STARTED A

PETITION.

JUSTICE DEMOCRATS.COM/DNC VERY SIMPLE

CONCEPT, AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY VOTER LOCKOUT.

THIS ALSO

HAPPEN TO TIM CANOVA WHEN HE WAS VOTING AGAINST DEBBIE WASSERMAN

SCHULTZ.

THE DNC SUPPORTED HER UNFAIRLY AGAINST ANOTHER

DEMOCRAT IN HER RACE.

WOW.

COULDN'T HAVE SEEN THAT COMING,

BUT LOOK GUYS.

I KNOW THAT IT'S PREDICTABLE.

UNFORTUNATELY IT IS

REALLY IMPORTANT AND DOES PREVENT THESE CANDIDATES FROM

BEING ABLE TO REACH YOU GUYS ACTUAL VOTERS SO WE PUT ENOUGH

PRESSURE ON WE'VE GOT TO GET THE DNC, IF THEY ARE ACTUAL

DEMOCRATS TREAT DEMOCRATS EQUALLY AND FAIRLY.

THE

REPUBLICANS ARE THE ONES THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING VOTER

SUPPRESSION, NOT THE DEMOCRATS SO IT IS ABSOLUTELY OUTRAGEOUS

TACOS IN THE PETITION RIGHT NOW, JUSTICE DEMOCRATS.COM/DNC.

IN

THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY VOTER FILE LOCKOUT DEMAND OF THE DEMOCRATIC

PARTY'S TOP WALKING JUST IMMIGRANTS FROM USING THE TOOLS

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ACCESS TO. AND, IF YOU CARE TO HAVE SUPPORT

THESE CANDIDATES THEN GO TO JUSTICE DEMOCRATS.COM/WIN BUT

EVEN IF YOU DON'T SUPPORT THESE CANDIDATES, YOU SHOULD SUPPORT

THE IDEA OF EQUAL ACCESS.

BUT IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE CORE OF

THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY.

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What Happens If You Leave Stitches in for Too Long? - Duration: 3:04.

It's highly likely that large chunk of you watching this video have needed stitches at some point.

It's also likely that your doctor was super weird about getting them removed on time.

That's because the consequences of leaving them in there can be … not fun.

External stitches, or sutures, are used to hold two sides of an open wound together while they heal.

As a general rule, if your cut is longer than a centimeter, your doctor will probably use

sutures to get it closed.

Open wounds are traditionally not awesome for a bunch of reasons.

Infection is the main worry, because bacteria and other nasty things can get in if there's an opening.

So stitches are great, but you should definitely listen to instructions about removing them,

for two reasons:

The first is infection again.

It might seem weird that the thing preventing infection can also cause it, but sometimes

the sutures can get buried.

And yes, that's a horrifying as it sounds.

Patients who undergo eyelid surgery often have this happen.

Tissue can grow around the stitches and they need to be dug out of their face.

I mean, there's anesthetic involved, but still: ergh.

The other reason you should get them removed on time is entirely cosmetic and not such

a big deal compared to life-threatening infection.

After about 4-14 days, depending on their location, stitches can cause permanent scarring.

This gets nastier the longer they're left in.

Because of the risk of scarring, if the wound is on the patient's face, doctors often

won't use stitches at all.

There are other options, like a type of glue that dissolves after a certain amount of time.

It's made out of a polymer called cyanoacrylate, the sticky stuff that's also used to make super glue.

You may also have heard of those stitches that dissolve after a while, but they're

mostly used for more serious injuries or surgeries where doctors need to do some stitching inside body.

They're not gonna cut someone open again just to remove the stitches, so they use special

stitches made out of biodegradable organic material instead, which are designed to be

absorbed by your body.

Sometimes, doctors will use these absorbable sutures externally, too.

But most of the time they stick to the regular, non-absorbable kind, for a few main reasons:

For one thing, absorbable sutures can take a month or two to dissolve.

But the wound usually heals way before that, and then you're just left with strings in

your skin for no reason.

They also tend to cause more inflammation than regular sutures as the body absorbs them,

which can lead to more scarring in some cases.

Plus, regular sutures are often stronger, which means there's less of a risk of the

wound opening up again.

So, unless the stitches are inside your body or your face is being held together with the

medical equivalent of super glue, you'll probably have to get them removed.

But it's worth it, even if it does kind of feel like your skin is unraveling as they're

being pulled out.

Thanks for asking, and thanks especially to our patrons on Patreon who keep these answers coming.

If you're interested in what happens when you leave other things inside your body, you

can check out our video on what happens if you don't take out a splinter.

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Ellen Meets Las Vegas Survivors Jesus Campos and Stephen Schuck - Duration: 8:35.

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VAVA Voom 21 Wireless Bluetooth Speaker Unboxing - Duration: 7:18.

Have you been looking for a great Bluetooth speaker in the sub 100 dollar category?

Well today we're gonna be unboxing the Red Dot award-winning

VAVA Voom 21 wireless Bluetooth speaker system, next.

Hey, Sean here with Trini Tech TV, on this channel we do Tech Reviews, Unboxings, Gadgets, Tutorials

and much more videos just like this one, so if you're new here, consider subscribing.

At any point during the video you can check out the show notes and links

in the description below and yes it took me months of research before I actually

decided to purchase this Bluetooth speaker system because I'm really picky.

okay let's get to it, let's bring in the star the show...... as you can see it's a

pretty unique box, it's a matte finish with some glossy parts, (laughing)

check this out, it's unique and on the bottom we got some information.

Designed in San Francisco, so and so and so on, make and model.... OK let's open this up,

on the inside it's fully padded which is really good, here we have the unit itself

let's take this out and put it aside for now. The bottom is fully padded as well fully padded with foam.

let's take this out and put it to the side, OK Vava let's check this out

Here we have a card of some sort with some information, you can pause if you would like to read it.

Here we have, what's this? was this one dollar, Oh, okay.

Leave us a review on any channel and we will return the favor by donating one

dollar to Music Unites charity, that's cool. If you do a review I guess

like this one, they will leave a dollar to charity

that's cool, what's next? Up next we have seems to be the owner's manual....... yep.

I'll advise that you take a look at it let's put that to the side

And last but not least, there's a little box, let's turn it over

There's a little box box, this is now empty but

put that to the side

now let's see what's in this little box.

Let's throw it out.

OK

I guess the power brick was in here

You get a power brick....... not a power brick, but an adapter, sorry.

It's uhhhhhhhh..........

It's a 15 volts, 1.6 amp adapter. Its got some decent voltage man.

I'm guessing that should charge or recharge the speaker fairly quickly at 15 volts.

We have two little packages here

let's take a look.

Nice, we have a pretty decent quality 3.5 millimeter to

3.5 millimeter stereo jack here, or stereo cable. This is for the auxiliary input.

So you can use this if you don't have a Bluetooth capable device.

And last but not least, we have.......... what's this........ nice quality again

Oh, by the way, in case I didn't mention, it's gold-plated uh, which is really good.

Even here we have another gold-plated cable, this time it's USB

Everything has full VAVA Branding, these are pretty decent quality cables man. USB to micro-usb

Nice and fully gold-plated. This one is for charging purposes I'll assume.

If you want to charge from maybe a battery pack or from your laptop or a

Desktop or something anyway, this is the actual star of the show here.

The VAVA Voom 21 wireless Bluetooth speaker.

This is the front

And the back

Keep an eye out for a full review of this Bluetooth speaker system coming soon right here on this channel .

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speaker system. I go into great detail so check it out. All links will be in the description below.

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How To Overcome Objections - Duration: 2:49.

so YouTube welcome to episode 4 daily inspiration to overcome its episode 4

it's called how to overcome objections it's doing a quick video objections are

hard I know they are really you know people think of objections as you know

failures you think about it objections aren't failures at all

basically what objections are you can think of it as earning the Egyptian's

you can think of it as objections to practice your craft you can just think

of it as really focus on what you're doing think about this someone is trying

to sell something right say when someone objects for someone's that they're

trying to get someone to buy or what have you they're going through the right

processes of you know contacting the person being professional things like

that the prospect still says no person keeps going to them keeps going to them

or you know goes to everyone else and they keep getting knows one thing that a

mentor really told me about as far as like being able to sell and passing

through objections he was saying that really objections are you know a good

thing objections are you know something that people should look forward to and I

was I asked I was like why he was like because every no of course gets you

closer to it yes and not only that every note gets you stronger and stronger

overcome different objection types if you keep going and if you keep

practicing your sales techniques you know

persevering through objections you pretty much went through almost every

objection that you can think of and you can counteract that objection to get

more yeses and on top of that perseverance you know kills over any

kind of objection anyway the more you keep going the more you persevere you'll

start getting more yeses and less nose and less objection that's really just

something to think about sure having issues with objections or if you think

about giving up because of objection that's the worst thing to do because

objections are your best friend if you think about it

so that's episode 4 how to overcome objections in episode 5 thank you guys

for watching

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