You can't help it do you? Click on the Douluo Mainland? For that you shall suffer my Direct Translation Attack! for 21:58!
(lawlz, this song really took me by surprise when it played at the end of last episode)
(The hammer should reminds me of Thor and Mjolnir instead "Hulk smash" came into mind)
Go girl! Get him! Whack him! Kill him! Go boy! get her! whack her! kill her! er... I mean oh dear somebody stop the fight!
I blame Mustache
Like for everything
Tang San!
There's nowhere else to run! Surrender now!
Everything Tang San have today was given by Tangmen
Now I will return everything back to Tangmen!
Wait a minute!
All the 300 families in our Holy Soul Village are doing very well selling vegetables
No matter what our village had produced a Sacred Soul in the past
Little San, Grandpa is here for you
Go on
Just remember to make Lunch when you return
I just turned 6. Today I will be going to awaken my Martial Soul
I heard Martial Soul can be anything
If that's the case, I wonder what will my Martial Soul be?
Episode Two oh yeah! Yup that's the Second Episode you mad bro? I'm asking you! You... please forget this... I was just being stupid again
Boys and Girls
This was Palm mark was left by our village's Sacred Soul
It is the glory of our village
Good morning
Master Battle Soul
We're counting on you again
I'm running out of time, let's start immediately
Children, this is a Master Battle Soul from Nordin City
He shall be the one to guide you in awakening your own Martial Soul
You must cooperate with him during the awakening.
I look forward to seeing some of you become a Soul Mage
Let's not wait anymore. You said the same thing last year
Do you think it's that easy to become a Soul Mage?
I've done awakening for 6 villages already and still haven't find anyone with soul power!
Nor anyone with suitable Martial Soul!
You're right...
Those descended from major Soul clans
Are most likely to become Soul Mages
It is just too difficult for commoners like us to become Soul Mage
Children stand in one row
My name is Su Yun Tao
Level 26 High Soul Mage
Your Martial Soul Guide
Now
I will perform Martial Soul awakening for each one of you
No matter what happens next, don't be afraid!
You go first
Don't be afraid
(Be very afraid instead!)
Close your eyes and feel your Martial Soul
(I just want to poke your face with my finger by tricking you to close your eyes)
Wolf Spirit Possession!
(Don't be afraid, I'm just the big bad wolf who loves to eat children like you)
Don't move! I said already, don't be afraid! This is my Martial Soul: Spirit Wolf!
If any of you become a Soul Mage, you will learn to command similar power too!
He turned into a wolf? No, he gained abilities of a Wolf...
I see... so the application of Martial Souls by Soul Mages can be so magical!
(I am big bad wolf and it's time for breakfast!)
Extend your right hand
A Tool type Martial Soul?
But a Sickle can work as a weapon... No, it should be barely work as a weapon
Your Martial Soul is a Sickle
Come
Let me see if you have any Soul Power or not?
If you have soul power, even if yours is a Tool-based Martial Soul, you will qualify to receive Soul Mage training
After all, a Sickle also have a little attack power
M-Master?
What should I do?
Use your will to recall your Martial Soul
From now on, whenever you want to use it, you can summon it thru same method
No soul power... you cannot become a Soul Mage
Step aside for now...
Invalid Martial Souls
No attack power or defensive capabilities
nor any supportive abilities
Blue-Silver grass can be considered the ideal form of an Invalid Martial Soul
(What if the grass means she can become bad ass alchemist or poison user? What a jerk)
(Imagine someone produces a Bomb with a Nuclear symbol on it and the guy calls it Useless/Invalid?)
It feels very warm
Odd...
Power of my Dark Heaven Skill is being drawn out...
Like in my body...
Something similar to a Lock or chains
shattered...
This boy...
might be...
Blue-Silver Grass...
(So he's like Kirito, except he dual-wield a Hammer and a Grass for smash-tickling goodness
(Wonder if there's any Red-Gold Grass?)
Duo Luo Mainland!
Looks like it's a waste of time in Holy Soul Village again
Alright kids, you can leave now
Mister, you haven't done Soul Power test for me
There's no need
Blue-Silver Grass is the epitome of useless, so far there has not be a single case of it having Soul Power
Let me try please?
This boy seems different from everyone else...
Alright
I guess it won't take up much time to test you for Soul power
This is...
As long as the Crystal shows even the slightest glow proves that there is presence of Soul Power!
If it glows to this extend...
This boy...
Could it be...
It can't be wrong! He must be...
Boy
You...
are actually born with Full Soul Power!
Mister
(Dafaq you talkin...I mean) What is born with Full Soul Power?
The Form your martial soul affects how strong you are during Awakening...
The amount of soul power one possess is also very crucial
Most people when first awaken Martial Soul don't have any Soul Power
Just like the other children who took the awakening with you
They are destined to be unable to become a Soul Mage
But once you show signs of Soul power even the slightest immediately after awakening Martial Soul
Can start Soul Mage training through meditation
Having soul power when you awaken is born with Soul power
In addition, the amount of Soul power you possess when you first awaken also influence the edge you have at first
The more soul power you are born with affects how fast you can increase your power through training!
Born with Full Soul Power means you have the highest possible amount of Soul power at awakening
Highest Soul power?
That crystal was absorbing my Dark Heavens' Internal Force
Does it mean
This world's soul power means Internal Strength?
Every 10 levels of Martial Soul is 1 title
After you awaken Martial Soul, you will be a Soul Mage
Soul Mage with lowest soul power is called level 1 Soul Mage and highest is level 10.
The highest possible level one can have innately is Level 10
That is what it means to be "Born with Full Soul Power"
I haven't met anyone Born with Full Soul Power yet
Even I was just born with Level 2 Soul Power
If we can only be born with level 10 martial Soul power at max
Does it mean it can't go higher than that?
Yeah we can't
Without Soul Rings, no matter how hard the person train
They wouldn't be able to reach the next Title
Soul Ring...
Are Soul Rings those glowing Rings around your body just now?
You are Level 26, so you have 2 Soul rings?
Mmhmm... that is correct
Your case is special
By rights, born with Full Soul Power means you're a rare talent seen once in hundreds of years
It's a pity... Really a pity...
If your Martial Soul had been as much as a Farming tool...
It would be far better than the Blue-Silver Grass
In that case, I can help you
Looks like if I want to reach 2nd Stage of Dark Heavens skill in this world, I need to obtain a Soul Ring
But... Dafaq is a Soul Ring?
Master Soul Mage
Is any of the children from our village able to become Soul Mage?
There is one and he is born with Full Soul Power
Born with Full Soul power!?!
It's a shame that his Martial Soul is a Blue-Silver Grass
Do you understand now?
Blue-Silver Grass?
Born Full Soul Power?
and Grass?
That is...
Master, is there really no way to train a Blue-Silver Grass?
It's not exactly cannot be trained
But what do you think Blue-Silver Grass will evolve into when you increase your Martial Soul level?
Invalid Martial Soul is ultimately useless...
It's a pity, wasting his natural born Full Soul Power potential
Alright... I still have other villages to perform awakening, I'll take my leave
Full Soul Power, Useless Martial Soul
Grandpa Jack, what is a Soul Ring?
How can we obtain a Soul Ring?
I don't know what it is either. But it seems like you need to hunt Soul Beasts to obtain it
It's very dangerous and only Soul Mages will attempt to do it.
Soul ring, Soul Beast?
Little San
Are you the one with Full Soul Power and Blue-Silver Grass as Martial Soul?
Yes
Little San...
I never expect you to be so gifted! It's a pity you have such a useless father!
As a result you can't inherit a better Martial Soul
Or else, you might very well be the 2nd Sacred Soul our Village produced!
Tell me, are you willing to go to Specialized School to learn how to train as a Soul Mage?
Only there, you can find all kinds of knowledge about Martial Soul
That.. you'll have to get permission from my Father.
Such a good boy! Indeed we have to get his permission first!
Come, I'll take you home now
Tang Hao!
Who is it yelling in my house?
Oh it's you, wassup Old Jack?
Today is your Son's big day to awaken Martial Soul!
It's such an important day, everyone have their parents accompany them
While you are still here drinking and napping during the day?
Little San what's your Martial Soul?
Father, it's Blue-Silver Grass
Why is Father giving me this look?
Although it's Blue-Silver Grass, but he is born with Full Soul power!
This year, our village's only reserved Part-Time Student spot to Little San!
No matter what, I'm sending him to Nordin City's Soul Mage School to study! The Village will pay for his expenses!
Blue-Silver Grass... Blue-Silver Grass...
No!
(EAT MY DIRECT TRANSLATIONS AND SQUIRM Ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha)
(If Martial Soul can be anything, does it mean it is possible to awaken Salted Fish that will evolve into a Salted Great White Shark and Salted Megalodon? Even comes with it's own Jaws BGM)
(Think about it, slapping people with salted fish... trolling them with that stench of rotting fish + salt)
(Or a Wild Dog as Martial Soul? Evolves into a pack of Bigger more aggressive dogs?)
(Whoever piss you off, you set a pack of dogs loose on them!)
(Or maybe a Transformer Optimus Prime Toy, the Super Power Master one from the 90s where he combines with his trailer)
So the boy have a free Optimus Prime Toy in his Childhood and evolves it into the "Give me your Face!" Optimus from the Movies
So whoever pisses the dude off when he grows up will have to deal with something like a 20-30 foot tall angry alien robot who has a face fetish?
If I can dual wield Martial Soul and choose what they are, I'll probably choose Salted Fish and Optimus Prime combo.
Giant Robot hold my opponent down, while I SLAP HIM with a F**king salted fish!
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