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might be like large kidney doesn't
pretty close but brain transplants
I don't think so we know after christmas
new years my wife leaving me with her
new boyfriend taking all my money I am
several levels beyond financially but so
I gotta work extra hours
you gotta do what you gotta do am i
right but on the other hand knob here
motherfuckers had three transplants in
like two weeks and I mean every time the
nurses coming to my office and be like
oh my god dr. we have an emergency
egress behind the patient is dying and
I'm like is it Bob again she's like yeah
you think that after all the times I
saved his life
I mean granted i did kill him much more
than that but after all that you think
he'd give me a tip or something at least
but no more focus richest fuck and also
an ungrateful prick you know bob is the
new year so no organ failures how about
that for a new year's resolution alright
okay just broken skull into pieces
I don't know if he's actually going to
be able to use that again please stop
you're making this much harder bro
ok now let's stop the bleeding right in
the eye that is good and now give me
that
super rockin brain of yours oh my god i
broke my index got out I know nevermind
it's fine now give me that rotten brat
alright that discussed and but at least
it's out
let me just get you a new one when he
worked with two brains
I mean that'd be pretty cool just don't
drop it up up and yup it is sideways but
think is gonna work now I can put two
brains I got them it good
don't stop I mean you don't even need it
doesn't matter
and let's just cut that come on there we
go
is it gonna fix itself because i do not
want to touch it looks very very
sensitive month
well guess i'm going to have to and I
broke my finger
ok oh he's alive now it's pretty fast
but you know what to say it's new years
and all we're gonna do two operations in
this episode perform an eye transplant
well that it's going to be interesting
okay what the hell what why does he have
goggles if I want to take off its
breaking eyes just give me the goggles
no not the respirators and goggles no
way do I really have to break them off
oh my i am gonna end up snapping his
neck
whoa what the help please don't tell me
that was here all the time and my
dumbass didn't see it
god damn it can I use this to cut up the
goggles
please I mean it's gonna hurt but ok
that is right on his face
alright goggles are our ladies and
gentlemen now onto the eyes okay what
the hell do I do now
hey Bob you want gluons or the brown
ones i think i'm gonna give you both
you're gonna look pretty like that oh
what is this is this something I have to
use no way do I gotta do that to take it
eyes on
well I guess say goodbye to your
eyebrows Bob oh my God look at that
you look beautiful like freaking hit man
can i use pencils to get it out i mean
i'm close here might as well tried
everything ok
a pen will do know that is not freaking
work neither does the laser good it is
only killing you look at that blood
going down bro
all right you know what the drill is the
only viable option left here so might as
well go for it
does not seem to be working so you know
what i'm going to do is go back to my
medical books AK the internet and see
what I gotta do i'll be back in sac i am
back from consulting my medical books i
have figured it out but let me tell you
it is not pretty ok first off let me
just punch the shit out of them to take
the goggles off
come on give him to me Bob given to me
they don't even look good on you
okay throw that away and ok he is
bleeding but that is fine because you're
gonna bleep even more trust me
and now to the disgusting part
yup there it is you have to wedge it
deep in there and fucking pull it out
that's how fucked up it I'm so sorry did
there we go that is the second one
oh my god this is fucking awful
yep shit come on there we go okay next
up we have to bash him in the head with
this box this lady-girl did just letting
our ok now you know how walk-in help
that it's groups that is so gross
just please don't make it any grosser
stop moving
thank you
ok that is one out
ok finally did who it is over I'll let
me just stop the bleeding real quick
nan and then I need to sign it no don't
don't
RK you know what fuck the bleeding we
are doing this without it
you mean those freaking eyes did okay i
got 100k dairy go you finally grabbed it
just
oh god this is hard this is gonna be a
close one come on now justjust skin
there
get-get are you in ok I think you and
let me just get another one
Bob only make you unique i want to make
you stand out ugly was still unique i'm
going to give you this red when you
please just lift your fucking head up
and not all ok he won't let out well
they're going to see a while after this
but i'm not going to be able to unsee
this operation
hi my name is right i meant this piece
of shit i also made this all piece of
shit and if you two hate desserts and
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