Waching daily Sep 2 2017

Hello, everybody. My name is Markiplier...

(mouth mlem) pfft

Hello, everybody. My name is Markiplier and welcome to Would You Rather.

Now, this one is hilarious in my opinion. "Spend one night passionately with Rosie O'Donnell

Or have your two front teeth pulled out." Now personally I got nothing against Rosie O'Donnell and,

specifically, they're not really defining what passionately means. They don't say that we're having sex or anything like that.

It could be a passionate discussion. It could be a passionate game of Badminton.

It could be a passionate game of Twister that leads INTO a passionate night of rompage...

I mean...(Awkward silence)

I gotta go, I don't want my two front teeth pulled out. I like my two front 'toofus'.

I'll take--I'll take the passionate night. It sounds fun.

I'll take the Rosie O'donnell. I'm not oh, God. I'm not I'm not

I'm not opposed to that and it seems like a lot of people agree with me.

"Be a famous homosexual professional athlete or be a heterosexual average person."

I'm going to take the professional athlete. What's the difference if I'm homosexual?

That doesn't change anything it just means I'm...

Just means I'm homosexual, thats literally all that means, but I'm famous and a professional athlete, so I'm hot as shit,

And I'm famous. Well, I'll take that any day. Oh, yeah, oh!

Really?! Oh, really?! Oh, really?!

59% of people would rather be an average heterosexual person than be an awesome homosexual person. Hey

You all stay over there in your stupidity zone. I'm going to be here with the cool hot famous people.

"Would you rather wear only skin tight clothing or wear clothes that are much too big?"

Well, I mean if the last one is anything to go by, if I'm a famous sports person

I'm thinking that I'm going to be wearing a lot of skin tight clothing. I'm going to be bursting out of pretty much everything

that I got, so I'll take the skin tight. I'll take the skin tight(chuckles). I'll take the really tight clothing there

You know what I mean

Would you ra... "if you had kids would you rather regurgitate food to feed them or lick your children to bathe them?"

I'm thinking... okay, I'm thinking that one-uh-both are probably gonna traumatize my kids for life

let's just get that out of the way there if I'm licking my children to bathe them

or I'm regurgitating food like, one way or another. They're gonna be scarred for life, but number two

I don't think that society would accept either of these

But I think one of these

society would accept less than the other and I think that's licking my children to bathe them. If I'm puking up my food

Hey, I just--if I just ate it. Hey that--that foods practically good to eat, okay?

(nervous chuckling)

I'll pick the regurgitating but not by a lot. It's--it's pretty close deal here. Seems like people agree with me

I just don't wanna--I don't wanna g-I don't wanna be that guy

Eugh

That's bad, either way, all right. "Would you rather be visited by ancient aliens or be visited by mole people?"

What do you mean ancient aliens? What are these, the Romans of the alien's era?

And it just so happened to stumble upon Earth like, they're in their prehistoric ancient alien times

But they just happen to be here on Earth, and I meet them. The mole people, however,

That Mole the-the mole people

...seems interesting. I mean one: I'd have a lot of questions of why there were Mole People in the first place

But if they're anything like naked mole rats put up a picture of naked mole rats. Yeah, if they're anything like that. That ain't good ah

(disgusted sounds)

Yeah, that ain't gonna be good

I'll take the ancient aliens because the implication is interesting as to how that happened. "Would you rather never have to grocery shop again or

never have to do laundry again?" Well, pretty much where I live I can get groceries delivered to my door

So that's pretty nice, but I still have to do laundry,

so I'm gonna go with never having to do laundry again because fUck that. I miss living in my mom's basement

[laughing] because at least my mom did my laundry for me

back when I was first starting out Youtube, I... I lived in my mom's... pretty much basement and

she did my laundry for me and that was nice, that was nice times, that was good times... that was good times...

She also did all the cooking so I just miss living in my mom's house! Times were better back then

I'll take the laundry

"Would you rather have every song you've ever listened to turn into Nyan Cat or every movie you ever watched turn into Badgers, Badgers, Badgers?"

Now, are we talking about Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers because that sounds awesome?

Nyan Cat

I get pretty sick of that after a while and-and also I've taken a new liking to music and I don't want Ed Sheeran to

Suddenly start spouting out a ballot of Nyan Cat there so I'll take the badgers because that's awesome

Oh, you idiots. Oh, you idiots you don't know what you're doing. You don't know what you're listening to.

Badgers is amazing. Alright, "would you rather know a few things about everything or know everything but only about a few things"

So you'd rather have a phd or be that guy that thinks they know everything

I--I don't know I'd rather know everything about a few things

Because I don't think that means I don't think that means. Oh wait, no Wait, NO! exploit

Okay

If you know a few things about everything then you know things about topics that we as humanity have not even discovered yet

You know a few things about aliens in the universe you know a few things about these subatomic particles

You know a few things about quantum theory you know a few things about time travel you know a few things about teleportation

you know a few things about alternate universes. You do. So you know

an infinite amount of things

Technically because it means EVERYTHING; every nuance of detail, every single person that ever lived. You know a few things about them

You know a few things about events that took place in the past--you may not know all the details

You don't know everything, but you know that it happened

You can at least say a yes or no answer as to whether something happened or not

THAT'S

that's a new way to look at that question that I had not thought of and I think that's okay because if you know a

Few things about absolutely everything that you would know some things about what not or what yeah?

I gotcha! "Would you rather be the best known person in a small band bit under 200 people know or be some guy on the

sidelines of your favorite band?"

Yeah, I mean

you know I'd--I'd rather be the best known person because I

actually

You know what the best known doesn't mean best person in the band

You know you can be on the sidelines or you can be the best known person in small bands

It doesn't mean that you can't change your circumstances

but if you're on the sidelines of your favorite band, that gives you the most

opportunity to learn and it gives you the most

Opportunity to experience things because if my favorite band would say a bigger band toured around the world

Then at least I would be able to experience that like the best known of 200 people

if I'm on the sidelines of the fit with my favorite band heck. I'm probably going to be known by more than 200 people

You know what I mean?

that doesn't mean that I'm the most skilled

But I'd rather be on the sidelines of something greater than a than a big fish in a very very small pond

You know what I mean?

would you rather be stuck in a room with Dead bodies or eat five spiders

Well, how long am I stuck in the room with dead bodies and and spiders are nutritious damn it

Spiders are goddamn nutritious. I-I'll eat a spider. I'll eat a spider any day. I'll take that. I'll take that challenge. Give me the spider

Oh you big babies being in your room with Dead bodies oh you weirdos

You 59% is the same people who rather be average hom-uh

heterosexual people ah

People like you that aren't eating spiders. I hate spiders, but I'll eat them I'll eat the tiny ones. Lil baby spiders. five baby spiders

Put them in a pizza

Would you rather always?

Drive under the speeding limit or always drive over the speed in limit you mean would I rather

Live my life the way I don't live it. Or, live my life the way I already do live it because that's kinda--

WHAT?!

WHAT?!

Ohhhhh

Oh, no, oh no! I've been fucked

[indistinguishable username] really pointed out, "wouldn't always driving over me, not being able to stop"

Ohhhh

You're right. Oh, you're right, "always driving over", you're always doing that oh

Oh no, you're absolutely right. I would never be able to stop. I'm stupid change my answer

Aaahh Noooo! I'm dumb!

Fuck

Would you rather never be able to wear shoes or never be able to touch anything red. Well, by this question's own logic

I can't touch that red button if I touch that red button, I can't I literally can't

If I can't touch anything right, and I go with that one, I can't touch that button

I mean, I know it's beforehand, but then what does that even work if I accept that reality?

I won't be able to touch that button

I'm in a conundrum of perpetual distortion. Take the shoes alright

Would you rather have the voice of the opposite sex or have the muscle mass

Bodybuild of the opposite sex

Alright, so this is interesting so imagine me with a high-pitched feminine voice and

the body. Or,

Imagine me with the body build of a very elegant frame

Very nice live frame. I'm not sure which one I would rather go. I mean I like my voice the way it is I

Also, I also have been gifted with the genetic booming of having a naturally muscular body

Which is good or bad depending on the way you look at it

So I'll leave this question to you guys which one of these would you rather have?

You got to pick one so get to picking

So thank you everybody so much for watching. Let me know what you think of this question down in the

Comments below and let me know what you choose as well

Thanks again, and as always. I will see you in the next video. Buh bye

Ashley House Gaming, Music, and More OUT! Peace!

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Game Theory: Petscop - The Scariest Game You'll NEVER Play! - Duration: 17:59.

Usually I would say this in a fun and joking way,

but in all honesty, today's episode deals with very serious, very sad,

and very scary topics. This is without question

the darkest, most emotional episode of Game Theory to date. Just be warned: This episode gets intense.

*music*

Hello, Internet!

Welcome to Game Theory!

So... You made it past that initial warning, huh? Consider yourself brave, do ya'?

Well, it's now time to get serious and scary.

Today we're talking about Petscop,

The scariest game that, sadly, you'll probably never play.

You see, five months ago, March 12th, 2017

a brand new YouTube channel began uploading let's play videos of an incomplete

PlayStation 1 style game entitled Petscop. The person playing, who never introduces himself,

But we'll call Paul, since that's what he names his save file,

Simply says that Petscop is a game that he found and that he's uploading videos of it to prove that everything

he's been saying about this game is real.

[Paul: This is just to, um..

Prove to you...

That I'm not lying about this game that I found.]

He starts it up

and it immediately feels like Pokemon. Our mission is to collect quirky little creatures called Pets, not by battling them

but rather by solving puzzles.

For instance, one pet named Wavy is a rain cloud,

so you catch its water droplets in a bucket. Another named Pen, hides on a keyboard and you have to use a treadmill to match

its notes.

Janky fanfare blats out every time a new Pet is added to your collection.

This area is known as The Gift Plane, and the first

signpost tells us that this world once "provided home to over a hundred different pets."

but now only 48 remain. Another sign encourages us to find somebody that we like, that "we don't have to love them right away".

Huh... That's an odd thing to say... And the third tells us not to be discouraged if the pets run.

they do want a home,

but they're just afraid and that it's our job to show them that there's nothing to fear. Okay, sure but then in the process of

Solving the next puzzle Paul proceeds to steal the water from a flower

Smack its head with a bucket cause it to wilt and then, huzzah!

A new pet is caught. Not quite the way to show our new pet kindness

But hey, it filled up one of our slots in the "PokeDex"! In the first couple minutes

You can already tell that things in this game are a bit...

Unsettling. The game is unfinished, the sound effects are distorted and weird, the in-game text just feels... Off.

And let's be honest: your character has an olive-green butt for a face.

But in six minutes into the first video of the series when things start to get really unusual.

Paul reveals that he found a note with the game telling the player to go to a specific room and punch in a code.

As soon as he does this the goofy music cuts off

Something about this game has changed.

He leaves the building and we're suddendly no longer in the white and pink world of the gift plane

But in some sort of underworld. A layer beneath the surface game.

And this is where the true mystery of Petscop begins.

It's in this underworld where over the next nine videos

We watch Paul encounter dead children,

disfigured Sprites, Paul censoring images for unknown reasons and a haunted cursed game

capable of acting on its own.

Now, It should be fairly obvious that pets cough is a game created by Paul,

But can we admire the meta-ness of this for a second?

It's a fake let's play of a fake game,

purposely built with glitched code and a dark hidden secret all in an attempt to create a real-life

CreepyPasta like the story of Ben Drowned.

You know the one the tale of a child who died and went on to possess a copy of Zelda Majora's mask, but unlike other

Creepypastas that are based on fictional stories, Petscop's biggest scare comes from the fact that over the course of exploring this underground world

It's telling you as the viewer a real story. A story that will disgust and anger you.

The story the game is trying to tell. The story I'm about to tell you now is one that'll make you go cold.

Why I left that disclaimer at the top of the video

April 18, 2000, Evergreen, Colorado.

Born into an abusive home, Candace Tiara Elmore had been taken away from her family by Social services at age five,

separated from her younger siblings, Michael and Chelsea. After two years of being passed around between

foster homes, Candace had finally been adopted by a middle-aged nurse named Jean Newmaker

With the adoption would come a new life for Candace, as well as a new name: Candace Elizabeth Newmaker.

But the adoption wasn't a smooth one. Jean reported that Candace exhibited severe psychological and behavioral problems

Setting fires in the house.

Assaulting other children.

Destroying property.

It's...

unclear whether these reports are true, as others claim Candace was a sweet and polite child,

but regardless when medication and counseling prove ineffective at healing their relationship,

Jean decided to try an experimental new form of treatment aimed at helping adopted children connect with their new parents.

Something known as:

That Tuesday morning as a part of her two weeks of treatment,

10 year-old Candace Newmaker was meant to simulate being born as a means of helping her reattach to her new mother. As a part

of this so-called:

"Rebirthing",

2 Therapists wrapped Candace in a flannel blanket, covered her in pillows then sat on her, along with two other fully grown adults.

673 pounds of combined weight pressing on the girl's face, chest and

70-pound body. The following lines are direct excerpts from the transcript of the session and again, I offer you one final warning

Click to the time stamp you see pictured on screen if you'd like to skip this section.

"So little baby... Are you ready to be born? if you stay in there

You're going to die, and your mommy is going to die."

That's one of the two therapists in the room speaking to Candace in her make her believe the blanket womb. In these first few minutes

Candace is clearly confused about what she's meant to do as a part of this roleplay

"Where am I supposed to come out? Right here where my finger is?" No response.

After struggling to free herself for seven minutes Candace cries out: "Who's sitting on me? I can't do it. I can't do it

I can't breathe please quit pushing on my head. I can't do it." Still no response. For the next 10 minutes

she continues to cry for help for Oxygen. Candace begins to shout that she's dying. Still no response.

Sixteen minutes in, Candace, confused and desperate to escape

asks: "you want me to die for real? Die right now and go to heaven?" The therapist replies, still sitting on her:

20 minutes In. Still stuck in a blanket under the combined weight of

673 pounds, Candace begins to vomit and defecate onto herself. The only response from the two therapists:

"Go ahead. Stay in there with the poop and vomit."

40 minutes in. Therapist:

"She gets to be stuck in her own puke and poop! it's her own life!

Quitter !

Quitter !

Quitter !

Quitter !

Quitter !

Quit ! , Quit !

Quit ! , Quit

She's a quitter! this baby doesn't want to live! She's a quitter! At this point, Candace has gone silent

Still. And yet the torture continues.

70 minutes. After wrapping this ten-year-old in a blanket and sitting on her, the five adults in the room finally decide that she can come

out, saying

Upon seeing her lying on the ground:

"Oh! There she is!

Sleeping in her vomit." but obviously Candace wasn't sleeping. She had passed out due to the lack of oxygen

Her brain now dead. Her face and fingers blue. She died later that day. A year later, the two

Therapists would be found guilty of reckless child abuse, receiving a 16 year prison sentence of which they served 7.

Everyone else in the room, the two other adults sitting on the child as well as Jean Newmaker who watched it all happen only

received minor slaps on the wrist . Obviously this is a horrific story the tragedy of an innocent girl raised in the worst possible situation.

Mistreated by greedy and callous individuals. It's awful, showcasing some of the worst depths of humanity possible.

But I shared it with you because connecting the events of Candice Newmaker's story to the haunted game Petscop

helps explain the core themes and disturbing imagery of this creepy web series. The first and most obvious

connection is that you are called Newmaker in the game. In one of the underground rooms you find a device named Tool that answers

the questions that you ask. When Paul asks who am I?

It responds with Newmaker. when asked where am I? The answer it returns is under the Newmaker plane

So already we see a direct name connection

But that's far from the only one. In Petcop part 3 Paul finds a note with a lot of disturbing information on it

but the sentence that stands out reads Tiara says young people can be

Psychologically damaged beyond rebirthing not only do we have the mention of rebirthing the same procedure that took candace's life

But the name tiara appears to be a direct reference to Candace Tiara

Elmore. Her birth name

before being adopted by Jean Newmaker. This connection is further supported by a note found during petscop 2. It reads

Do you remember being born ? Questions similar to what the therapists asked Candace

before she was wrapped in blankets?

Interestingly enough when you asked that same question back to tool it responds with I am not Tiara again

reinforcing the idea of birth with Tiara and implying that she does

understand being born or at least

Understands the concept of being reborn the I am not Tiara can also be a reference to Tiara no longer being

Candace's real name after her rebirth she had been reborn as a new maker it's also worth noting in a huge piece of evidence

Supporting this theory that the do you remember being born note is found on the wall of a room

that is clearly labeled as the quitter's room a direct reference to candace's story where the

therapists repeat over and over

Quitter quitter

Quit there are also other smaller name parallels as well for instance Petcop was supposedly made by the company

Garalina a completely made-up game developer candace is born and adopted in the state of, North Carolina

Candace in real life also had a brother named Michael and there just so happens to be a child

Tombstone in the game with the name Michael on it and of course the name

Candace is only one letter off from one of the pet names in the game

Randice that last point also brings up one of the recurring themes that we see

Present throughout Petcop the parallels between the pets and children

Because in the game you can actually catch bolt on the gift plane remember the cute and fun top world you catch pets

Birds Plants Little Purple meatballs in the

underground the New Maker Plane

We see Paul catch a crying human girl named care listed in the pet roster as care

Nlm and we know that she is a human the game makes this distinction very clear in the underground

There's a building called the child library

It's a building filled with room for thousands of children in fact you can visit the rooms of both care and Michael

But there's also a hole in the front

It's kind of like an atm where you can make

Deposits when Paul tries to deposit one of his pets in episode seven the game clearly gives them the prompt that the child library only

Accepts people, but when he tries to deposit care nlm in video 9 it works

Establishing that as new maker you are catching everything

It's also worth noting the significant parallels between the gift plane and the Newmaker plane

designs that appear in the background animation of the gift plane directly

Reference patterns you see on blocks hidden in various rooms throughout the underground with actions performed on the surface level directly

Impacting what's happening down below for instance Paul walking on the treadmill in the keyboard room times out perfectly?

It was in plucking flower petals underground in the Newmaker plane times out

Exactly it just goes to show that these two worlds are connected with the game trying to prove the point that

Adoption to some people like Jean Newmaker is the equivalent of getting themselves a new pet in fact the themes of adoption and forced

Love are perhaps the defining

Feature of Petcop as I mentioned before the signs at the very beginning of the game tell you that the pets want to find

A good home, but that they'll run because they're scared

Your job is to show them love

Instead you trick them beat them and trap them in order to catch them even care NLM the in-game

description makes it clear that you lied to her in order to

Capture her and this is just like Candace and other children looking for adoption they're looking for a good home and although they're scared

Through love and patience they'll eventually learn love and trust their new parents, but just like Paul's character in the game

Jean Newmaker used violence to try and Force Candace to love her. In fact, Here's a quote from one of the websites

Covering the Newmaker story, she acted not like a mother but an outraged consumer

She seems to have thought that when she adopted candace

She had a right to a normal parent-child relationship when Candace's natural bond with the mother she'd shown for her first six years

Persisted Newmaker took Candace Evergreen to be cured of it. End quote.

This mentality is reflected through the recurring gift imagery present throughout the game both pets and children and pets

Cop are seen as gifts the gift plane is where the player can find a pet to bring home in the underworld,

Micheal's grave is in the shape of a gift box the quote on his tombstone

Is that Mike was a gift this parallels the real-life saying that a child is a gift from God

but it makes the child into a commodity rather than a

person and just like a gift it promotes the idea that the child can be returned if it's

Defective in pet scoff the little girl care has three forms care A, a happy healthy girl

Care B, one where she's growing sad and care NLM one who is broken

Covering her eyes and crying

It's well established in the Petcop community that the NLM stands for nobody loves me

But the game shows us through her description that there is hope for care. You're the newmaker you can turn care

NLM to Care A and close the loop instead

Immediately after reading that paul abandons her dropping her off in the deposit slot in front of the child

Library and getting the message you've decided to leave care and lm in case you change your mind in six months

You can take her back

She had the ability to recover

But instead he gives up on her returning her like a defective item from the store

Care was a gift

Just a gift that he didn't want it's the same in real life as between ten and twenty five percent of us

adoptions and in similar Sorts of returns the big number and if there was still doubt in the connection between

Candace's story and Petcop look at the dates

Canvas died in April of 2000 exactly one year later in april of 2001 the

Therapists were sentenced to 16 years in prison

16 years on April 1st

2017 petscop's second video was uploaded the one where the locked door

Allowing access to the Newmaker plane and Candace's story

Mysteriously opens up on its own after Paul himself admits that he's never been able to figure out how it opens before

April

2017 a exactly 16 years after trial the exact date when the

Therapists were supposed to be released from prison

Bringing the Candace story to a close the story of Candace and what she represents adopted children struggling to find loving homes

Those aren't stories that should remain buried under happy-Go-lucky facades and pets

Cop is a game that seems to want to ensure that these stories continue to be heard I added to it a bit here

But the Candace Newmaker Theory is currently the most

widely accepted of the Petscop fan theories pieced together by an incredible fan community picking apart every detail of this cryptic webseries and

Personally I'm a firm believer the parallels are just too strong to real-life that said I don't

Believe, it's the whole story there is

So much to unpack in this webseries the mysterious items pulse sensors the character of Mike hammond tool

Getting possessed the disappearing windmill Arvin and the black monster man who the game was originally made for and on and on

and on if you are at all interested

I encourage you to join that community of theorists and give the series a look it is a great group

that is well worth your time trying to unwrap something that has

Clearly had a lot of time and attention put into it it is my hope that we'll get another installment

Or who knows maybe even an actual version of the game sometime soon?

But until then I think the most appropriate way to end today's episode is to tell someone that you love them

Tell them that they're important to you and that you appreciate them

No one should ever have to go through this world thinking that nobody loves them. So share some love today and remember

It's all just a theory not the love just the game

Theory thank you guys for watching if you believe in smart well researched content then please consider subscribing

Help us make that long trek to 10 million subscribers. It's like the last achievement

I need to unlock in this game of YouTube

And I will see you all for something that I guarantee is a little bit less heavy next week

(Good Theory)

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YOU LAUGH YOU GET DEMONETIZED - Duration: 10:39.

(pewds screams in fear of copyright strikes)

The rule is-a simple, everybody. Say it with me, aha-: YOU LAUGH, YOU LOSE!

Say it... say- say it!

SAY IT

pewds ?? wtf

Now, last one got taken down.

From a copyright strike. Two of them.

I don't really know why I bother even making these!

All the effort on editing and trying to make it my own.

It's completely pointless.

This video will probably be deleted as well. So really the challenge is: you get copyright striked? You lose.

Like youtube isn't hard enough these days? What the *duck* am I doing? I'm a struggling youtuber now.

This is what happened.

(in high voice) But you brought this on yourself pewds!

You're goddamn right I did. You're welcome.

Let's do this. You laugh, you lose. All right. What do we got here? What, she's trying to do this advanced equation?

248 minus 200 (208)- oh plus. That's 6,000? (?? what)

Oh my god... oh my *starts l a u g h i n g*

She did it! *laughs more*

*asthma seizure* wtf poods

Well, she was close, to be fair. She just gotta...

she gi, she uhhh, she forgot to add the, the one to the four, it's, uh...

It's pretty cute. It's kind of like the people that mix up spelling- spelling you and you're.

introducing another

with your new personal assistant

Alexa Jones. Whatever you need, all you have to do is ask Alexa Jones. Well. What does it do?

Alexa what do you do? (Alex Jones) teach people about the sexual pleasure of eating turds.

SCANNING! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZcontrolZZZZZZZZZ manipulate scientific data *special effects*

TAKEOVER. BLAST. CONTROL. WORLD GOVERMENT

SHUT DOWN INFRASTRUCTURE *more special effects* SHIP EVERYTHING TO CHINA

*homemade special effects*

Look at this person.

Love Alex Jones, but like

What the f. *duck*

AHAAAAAA *anime boobs*

Virgins of the world

Lend me your virginity

wait that works?

*pewds raises hands in acceptance of who he truly is*

creaTE MY VIRGIN BALL

Was that Dragon Ball Z?

What an amaZING ANIME, I NEED TO WATCH IT.

In order to feel inserted this is what you face. Me, or your genetic test. (Pewds) What is happening?

Face your annihilation *screaming*

Wait, what is this?

He puts it puts it on a cow. Oh, okay. That's cool

*wheeze*

Eyyhehehehe

Ohohhh nooo

Need to play that game again

God damn it the gif from it is amazing.

Medieval castles were not easy to break into, they were basically like those jungle gym things at Chuck-E-Cheese's, massive in size

intentionally confusing layout

Security everywhere and by the end of your visit you probably end up with some kind of disease so in order to help penetrate

fortresses medieval armies would often utilize siege weapons one of the most popular of which was the

Trebuchet now this device is interesting enough on its own, but it gets better so around 1300 ad king

WTF is this?

of England was in the process of invading scotland however one fortress known as

Stirling castle was giving him a lot of trouble

He laid siege to the building for many months without any real progress then one day

He woke up and had a revelation hey guys listen

Why are we wasting our time and building all these regular sized?

Ricochets where we could just build one giant one and call it a day

so that's what he did this gargantuan war machine was known as the war wolf and stood at around 6 stories tall to give a

bit of perspective

This is about as tall as king Kong was in his largest film depiction so basically picture a giant *duck* ape

Launching Boulders like they're baseballs

And you've got a pretty good idea of what the war wolf was capable of. it was so intimidating

That when the scots saw the English constructing the beasts outside the castle

They immediately surrendered out of fear, but then edward was like

Huh that I'm gonna test this bad boy out and proceeded to take Potshots on the castle any

See we need this is the stuff we need happening.

there's too many passive aggressive people on social media because no one's out killing each other

How to make a blockbuster, okay?

Have you ever wondered about this particular thing?

Because it turns out that that thing is real

All right, I get it. They're all the same

oh... omae wa... classic.

omae wa mo shinde iru. NANI?!

great

What has happened? ENDLESS TRASH! okay great

Think I've just lost the ability to laugh

Can I give you a list of historical figures prominent figures from history and you'll tell me whether or not they were white or black?

-Shoot, give me your best shot. -Where do we start... okay um

-Beethoven? -Black.

-Mozart? -Black.

-Cleopatra? -She looked black, but she was white.

She looked black but she was white?

It's not the color of her skin,

That she's being judge by, but the seed of your father

William Shakespeare?

un- unDOUBTEDLY. BLACK.

without question

-Abraham Lincoln -that's still in debate

What do you mean?

You don't know if he's black or white? (Pewds) I love how confident he is.

Christopher Columbus

Whose way Henry the a black? What if they judge it from yeah you?

Fun drink hot girls you're hot treat more expensive cars a street money you in a tuxedo

Drink drink drink liquor dragon punch what they do in a Santino vodka drink drink drink big doggy pudding boards Athena

*this is a ducking mess*

Please drink responsibly

*laught your way out Pewd*

So truth

Because you have to put that thing in there. God these are so awkward all right one

Okay, one three three donates $5 hello from Sweden, so I have been watching GDQ for two years now and today

I just found out that my grandpa died two hours ago

from three different types of cancer.

nooo...

No-ooo.. awww nooo..

It's a Vr game

Well done. That's fine that has to be stage four that is pretty good well done

oh

That's great. Oh

Hell, yeah

Did you laugh? Oh did you lose? WWWOOOWWW!!!

Hopefully this didn't get copyright strike check out in the description in the video if you want to check it out

They'll they may get a strike, but at least you won't get me junk and media. That's right. I'm calling you

I what you gonna do copyright this what oh I bet. You want to I bet you're trembling off

Do we have the intellectual property of this one? Nah? I said no not today

Leave a like if you liked and leave a like if you don't thank you, I'm your host killer keemstar

But it's wrong with me. Thank you guys so much for watching and as always

saryunaja(?WTF did you just say Pewd?)

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The Most Unusual Source Of Power You've Never Heard Of - Duration: 3:44.

Hey there and welcome to Life Noggin.

I might not have discovered how you humans get rid of your waste but did you know that

whenever you go to the bathroom, you just might be getting rid of a potential energy

source?

As gross as it might sound, poop can actually be used as a sort of fuel.

Brace yourself my friends, this is video is going to stink!

Before you go and try to start up a business out of your bathroom, let's look at how

much "fuel" a person produces.

We're going to have to do some estimating here, but the more fiber a person gets in

their diet, the more waste they typically have coming out of the other end.

One study found that the average person would produce more than 128 grams of wet stool a

day, but the highest value was closer to 796 grams a day!

They must have been eating nothing but tree bark and grass at that point!

Now, not everyone across the globe is going to be producing this same amount of wet stool,

since they're not all eating the same types of foods.

But let's just assume that we can apply the 128 grams a day value globally.

This would mean that an estimate for the amount of poop produced by all the people in the

world could be at around 960 billion grams a day!

But only about 25-30% of this would be viable fuel since the rest is mainly water.

Another study found that women's wet stools had an energy content of around 7 kJ/g, so

adding all of that potential fuel up could lead to a decent amount of energy.

Seriously how do they collect their samples?

I feel like I'm so close to the answer.

Now, to actually get energy from manure, there are typically two different methods to look

at; one uses heat and the other uses bacteria.

The methods that use heat produce many different useful by-products, such as diesel fuel and

bio-charcoal, which is nutrient-dense and helps in building soil carbon levels.

Unfortunately, some of the heat-based processes that operate in a high-oxygen environment

can also add to nitrogen pollution by producing nitrogen oxides during combustion.

These emissions are lessened with processes that reduce or eliminate oxygen, but issues

about air emissions and other challenges such as high capital expenses have caused heat-based

processes to be a little concerning, especially with wetter stool.

On the other hand, the biochemical process to get energy from manure breaks down the

waste through anaerobic bacteria in a digester; an airtight tank or covered lagoon.

The bacteria munch on the stool inside their gross little buffet and produce methane gas

as a result.

This process is best when used with moist stool, since the anaerobic bacteria need wet

environments.

Not only can the produced methane be captured and used in the process of energy production,

but it has added environmental benefits.

Methane is a very potent greenhouse gas, so using it in this way can help prevent it from

going into the atmosphere and contributing to things like smog and global climate change.

I guess it's a good thing that those bacteria have some weird cravings.

I wish something good could come from my love for cereal.

So was this gross or did you learn a thing or two?

Or both!?

How else do you think we can power the world?

Let know

down in the comments below.

As always, I'm Blocko and this has been Life Noggin.

Don't forget to keep on thinking!

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You Are Not What You Earn - Duration: 3:25.

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What Would Happen If You Never Showered? - Duration: 3:01.

Hey there and welcome to Life Noggin.

So you probably shower.

And you probably do it to keep clean, right?

It seems like a healthy thing to do.

But have you ever wondered what would happen if you never showered?

Well, let's start with the basics.

You would, if I'm being honest, stink.

I'm sorry to say it, but after a while without washing, you'll start to develop quite an

odor.

Soap and water in a shower or bath work to rid your body of bacteria and dead skin cells,

so these things start to pile up when you stop cleaning yourself.

According to dermatology professor Dr. Cameron Rokhsar, among the pile of dead cells that

would accumulate on top of your skin are some proteins with a sugary coating, such as sialomucin.

Lots of bacteria love to consume sugar, and when they digest sugary proteins like sialomucin,

they produce what we call body odor.

So less showering means more stench.

But what kind of effects would it have on your health?

Well, the results don't look too good there either.

For starters, dirty skin means itchy skin.

Dandruff builds up, your skin is coated in oil and the dirt that sticks to it, and you

start scratching.

Scratching an irritating itch can feel great, but if you scratch too much you can hurt yourself,

even breaking through your skin.

On a related note, never bathing can put you at a higher risk for infection.

If you were to get a cut or a scratch (perhaps because of all that excessive itchiness) and

your skin was covered in all sorts of extra bacteria, those bacteria might find their

way inside your wound and eventually lead to a soft tissue infection.

You would also become more prone to a whole host of other health issues, from acne and

pus to fungus between your toes, or even intertrigo, a painful combination of yeast and inflammation

in your groin.

This all sounds kind of scary, right?

Like, it might make you feel like you need to scrub yourself clean right this second.

But what if I told you it's possible to shower too much?

In fact, a lot of us are guilty of it.

Yes, sometimes even I indulge in too many long, hot showers.

Remember when I mentioned that dirty skin can increase your risk of infection?

Well, so can dry skin.

And you know what can cause dry skin?

That's right.

Showers.

Washing your skin might also remove some of the important bacteria that help your immune

system.

Some doctors, such as Dr. C. Brandon Mitchell, an assistant dermatology professor at George

Washington University, even say that when you shower, you should only apply soap to

the parts of your body that typically smell—such as your armpits, groin, and butt.

Sure, frequent showers reduce your body odor, but in terms of your health, one or two showers

a week is likely to be enough.

So, as is true of many things in life, showers are good in moderation.

Showering twice a day or twice a year can both have serious consequences on your health

and wellbeing.

So keep clean, but not too clean, and make sure to head on over to keeponthinking.co

where you can pick up a Life Noggin poster or shirt!

Link is in the description and pinned comment!

As always, my name is Blocko and this has been Life Noggin.

Don't forget to keep on thinking!

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THIS GAME WILL TURN YOU INTO A MAN! - Duration: 10:02.

What's up squad fam?!

I'm so excited for this game..

It's made by the same people that made Broforce, Genital Jousting,

and now they made one for the VR called Gorn.

I tried to get this game working a few days ago, and I'm like,

" ca- I can't get it to work.

I can't f*cking get it to work [Censored with a dolphin sound]

I'm not smart enough. Look at my f*cking setup.

This is what it took to get this sh*t to work.

God bless you, VR,

you really innovated something, didn't you?

Wow.

Now if you some reason have a VR device,

you have to get this game, okay?

This looks so f*cking fun.

I watched Jack play it, it's super fun.

I act- I actually recommend checking him playing it out. [good job]

I- If you haven't watched me play it - which you haven't - so check me out first.

I'm more important. You're here now.

Okay, let's just play it. Let's just f*cking play it. I just wanna play it,

I just really really, really wanna play it.

Alright so, huh[?], I can change the options over there.

Uhh

I don't know, I guess I'll just..

.. Keep goin into battle?

Oh my God, I've got a mace now!

King: "Salute me, and you battle!"

I will fight you!

yEAAAH!!

wOOOOO! Boom!

Daddy is hungry, daddy is hungry

Come on! Come on!

fight meh

I have the power of God and Anime by my side!!

[The enemy grunts.]

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A A A A A A A A A A A A A

Throw it!!

[The unconscious swole man grunts]

Got 'em!!

Oh, God. Oh, God.

[Pewds grunts.]

Don't catch me.

I have the power-

Swole man: The king [??] [audience is laughing]

No

block

Blocked, blocked again again what you gonna do-OH block block- I just hit something..

ah we're fine

yes, yes, ah

Goddamn I'm good at this. This is a good exercise. I gotta say

Another one please, this is so fun. What'd I do wrong?

Where'd it go?!

Where's my ****

I had a-

It was right there! There was a mace right there- oh he look super dangerous. I'm running. I'm running

okay, I-I-I-um-

I think I died... maybe next time we'll pick up the actual weapon. WOO! There we go

Thank you. Yeah, I'm ready where did my weapon last time it just ***ing disappeared

Come on you F***S

Who wants some, huh? Who wants some??

What'd I say?! Wait for youR F***ING TURN! Oh my God he caught my mace-

Listen here, boy. Listen here, boy you don't want to mess with me boy- Did he seriously kill me?

Charging this one..

'M charging this one!

Come on, ah, come on!

That *ss is mine, that *ss is mine!

Run, run Felix! Run, they're dangerous! F***ing, ah, f***ing punches doesn't always work...

Alright, let's just take care of this son of a b***

How you doing?

Cool.

You like that, baby? Oh god-

I think he's dead.

OH no. No, block!

Yeah I blocked a..[???]

Block, block, yeah

C'mere, c'mere, c'mere. Yeah, uh- I killed him, for f***'s sake. You die way too easy in this game

Let's just take this guy out first...

I'm legit just playing the game at this point

W- [Dolphin noises]

That's right...

C'mere...

*grunt*

*sex noises*

A FEW MOMENTS LATER

*sex noises* Who's been naughty?*more sex noises*

Ah sh** there we go

I didn't realize...gimme that sh**....

*even more sex noises*

This... is pretty tough

Come here... come here

That´s f*cking right WHAT ELSE?

Anyone f*cking else, are you not entertained. My name is Morpheus, Poodiepiedius

Ah,sorry, yes

YOU WANT THIS!!?!

Yeah, that's what i´m talk... *pewdz hits the wall* that's what I'm talking about

Are you kidding me? This is so f*cking stupid.

I'm getting sweaty playing video games what the f*ck I don't like this

COME ON!!

This is so f*cking hard

F*CK YOU!!

No, stop!

f*cking me!

bad boy bad F*CKING boy!

F*ck you I'm done!

What did I get huh? What did I F*CKING GET?!

Not a doub- I GOT IT!! F*CK ALL OF YOU! F*CKS!!

That's f*cking right.

*sigh of relief*

Thank you, that was so hard my God.

Yeah!

WOAH!!!

OHHHHH!!!

Oh I have a spear!

WOOooaaAAAHH WOAH!

Frah! Frah!

Brrah! Brrah!

Oh god...

What do I do.

I lost my equipment.

I lost my equipment.

Yeah, yes!

Thats how they f*cked back in the anchent times

WOAH woah Cha! Woah woah! Whooo Whooo!

I Love the spear it's f*cking amazing

Come on.

I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Uh oh

My God look at that face. I'm dying

wOOOAAH!

That was so fun. Oh

Oh my god.

Alright guys, that's it for me for now. Thank you for leaving a like on this video, and uh... gender fist.

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Bizarre Foreign Superhero Films You Never Knew Existed - Duration: 6:16.

If the plethora of Marvel and DC films aren't enough to soothe your superhero cravings,

you might want to see what other countries have to offer.

Sure, these movies might not be as technically impressive as the superpowered blockbusters

we're used to—but they feature enough culture shock quirks to warrant a watch.

Let's take a trip across the globe and see the strangest superhero films released outside

the United States.

Guardians - Russia

If you thought Guardians of the Galaxy needed less humor and more super ripped bears, you'll

be thrilled with 2017's Guardians.

This Russian superhero epic looks like a knockoff Marvel film with about a quarter of the budget.

There's acrobatic fighting, insane weapons, and gorgeous people doing battle — all the

modern superhero hallmarks.

But Russia really brings the weird with Ursus the werebear.

Unlike werewolves, Ursus doesn't have to wait for a full moon to take bear form — he can

do it whenever he wants.

Or if he'd rather just be half-man, half-bear, that's an option too — which leads to the

best moment of the trailer: seeing a man-bear fire off a machine gun.

The Heroic Trio - China

When it comes to female superheroes, China has us beat.

1992's The Heroic Trio is about a squad of three superpowered women united to stop a

supernatural villain whose main goal is to find a king for China.

He's kidnapped 18 male babies, and one will become the ruler of the land; the others will

be groomed to form an army of killers.

The plot may sound a little bit odd, but if you want to see flying motorcycles cut in

half, or a leather-clad lady riding a dynamite-fueled barrel, your only choice is The Heroic Trio.

Three Supermen and Mad Girl - Turkey

Why settle for one Superman when you can have three?

Turkey has made a lot of knockoff superhero movies, but perhaps the strangest is 1973's

Three Supermen and Mad Girl.

Three low-rent Superman knock-offs fight off an evil foe named Mad Girl ... for some reason.

There's also an old fashioned, definitely-made-from-a-cardboard-box robot who plagues our heroes with his death

ray.

Will our Supermen prevail?

Is that actually supposed to be the devil, or just a guy in a mask?

Watch all 65 minutes to find out!

Zebraman - Japan

If you combined Breaking Bad with Kick-Ass, you'd get 2004's Japanese action comedy Zebraman.

It's about a failed teacher and family man who escapes from his depressing life by secretly

dressing up like an unpopular 1970s TV superhero called — you guessed it — Zebraman.

But unlike Kick-Ass, the protagonist of Zebraman soon learns he actually does have superpowers,

so he uses them to defeat alien-possessed baddies set on conquering Earth.

RA.One - India

It looks a lot like some kind of Indian Iron Man, but 2010's RA.One is not a blatant Marvel

copy.

It's more like a Tron/Iron Man mashup.

A programmer creates a video game with a very powerful villain named RA.One.

Unfortunately, the villain escapes the game and enters the real world, so the game's creator

must transform into a hero named G.

One to defeat him.

Chakra the Invincible - India

Did you know Marvel legend Stan Lee also created an Indian superhero?

Chakra the Invincible is Lee's first venture outside the U.S., and so far, the hero has

an animated film for Cartoon Network India and a live-action version in development.

The story is about Raju Rai, a young kid who tries on a blue bodysuit that gives him spiritually-derived

superpowers that turn him into Chakra the Invincible, protector of Mumbai.

The Return of Captain Invincible - Australia

The plot of 1983's Australian superhero parody The Return of Captain Invincible is unusual,

to say the least.

Alan Arkin's Captain Invincible is America's go-to superhero during World War II, but during

the McCarthy trials, he's ruled a danger to the country and no longer allowed to fight

crime.

Cut to the '80s, when a villain played by Christopher Lee gets control of a hypno-ray

that causes people to laugh uncontrollably.

The U.S. must find Captain Invincible, who's now a terrible drunk hiding out in Australia.

Also, it's a musical …

"Where angels fear to tread / I say, 'Choose your booze!

Let's hit the red eye!'"

Mr. and Mrs. Incredible - Hong Kong

2011's Hong Kong action comedy Mr. and Mrs. Incredible is about a retired husband-and-wife

crime fighting duo who have to deal with the issues of a normal life.

Are they inspired by The Incredibles, Pixar's 2004 film about a retired superhero family?

Probably!

But the folks at Pixar haven't sued anybody over it yet — maybe they're fans?

Unlike the family favorite, the Hong Kong version partly revolves around the husband

losing interest in sex with his wife until a new hot lady comes to town.

But husband Gazer Warrior, who shoots lightning from his eyes, and wife Aroma Woman, who puts

men into a trance with her alluring odor, end up rekindling the spark in their marriage—all

while wrangling their giant goldfish.

Rendel - Finland

Perhaps the most conventional film on this list, Finland's Rendel is about Punisher-like

figure looking to take down a criminal organization that murdered his family.

Not much is known about the Nordic nation's first masked vigilante, but the trailer for

the Indiegogo-financed flick, due out in the Fall of 2017, hints at a dark, slick dystopian

tale with production values that belie its humble origins.

We do know for certain it's the only superhero movie with official promotional condoms.

Your move, Deadpool 2.

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Every Version Of The Hulk Ranked Worst To Best - Duration: 7:02.

After a gamma bomb exploded in his face, Bruce Banner gained incredible powers that turned

him into a colossal green superhero.

Cursed with serious self-control issues and a major case of self-loathing, Hulk became

one of the most intriguing characters in Marvel's pantheon — and in the past fifty years,

Marvel has adapted the Emerald Avenger countless times for the screen.

Where do all those Hulks rank?

Here are the highs and lows of his smashing career.

"So!

This all seems… horrible."

Travis Willingham in Super Hero Squad

In 2009, The Super Hero Squad Show featured adaptations of classic Marvel storylines set

in Superhero City — overseen by Mayor Stan Lee, of course.

Travis Willingham provided the voice of the show's Hulk, and although the Green Goliath

was a regular player, the series kept the stories simple; Hulk mostly made juvenile

jabs at his teammates and pulverized stuff.

And while the super-fan gags were entertaining enough for an adult audience, the real goal

of the series was almost certainly selling toys to impressionable children.

"Don't be scared, plant.

Scary claw have ISSUES."

Eric Bana in Hulk

You probably know Ang Lee's 2003 film for this beautifully shot sequence, which follows

Hulk as he hops from mountaintop to mountaintop in the ruddy desert.

Sadly, Lee's entry was an otherwise clunky affair, full of tacked-on nonsense like a

CGI brawl between old Purple Pants and some monster dogs.

And while Eric Bana's performance is a classic right down to that signature line —

"You're making me angry."

— we can't say the same for the CGI.

A decade later, this Hulk looks dated and cumbersome.

Ron Perlman in The Marvel Action Hour

Technically, Ron Perlman only played the Hulk in two episodes of the Marvel Action Hour

— but come on, it's Ron friggin' Perlman!

We'd never leave him off this list.

Perlman really threw himself into the role, but since his legacy as the Hulk is hampered

by his limited screentime, most people will remember him for the way he looks in red,

not green.

"Excuse me?"

Fred Tatasciore in Agents of SMASH

In 2013, the Hulk got his very own spinoff in the animated series Agents of S.M.A.S.H.,

which stands for the Supreme Military Agency of Super Humans, because of course it does.

His team of bruisers included She-Hulk, his hulky son Skaar, the Red Hulk, and Rick Jones

as his gamma-irradiated alter-ego, A-Bomb.

The series was short-lived, but showcased some solid Hulk action and a dollop of personal

development, plus the voice talents of actor Fred Tatasciore.

"Ahhh!"

Edward Norton in The Incredible Hulk

Five years after the character's first big-screen adventure, the franchise rebooted itself with

The Incredible Hulk, the movie that introduced the character to the still-new Marvel Cinematic

Universe.

Edward Norton gave audiences a nuanced Bruce Banner, and even the motion-captured CG Hulk

looks good.

Unfortunately, creative tensions between Marvel and Norton, who rewrote the script, forced

the actor to make his own Hulk-sized exit from the franchise.

"Raghhh!"

Michael Bell and Bob Holt in The Incredible Hulk and The Amazing Spider-Man

In 1982, Spider Man and His Amazing Friends merged with The Incredible Hulk to create

an '80s power hour.

Michael Bell voiced Bruce Banner, while Bob Holt — who also voiced the Grape Ape — provided

the Hulk's snarls.

Like its predecessors, this series centered on Banner's episodic quest to cure himself,

in a story that remained faithful to the Hulk's bombed-out origins.

The series also saw Hulk take on Quasimodo in an epic feud that Marvel later adapted

into its own comic.

Some of the plots were half-baked and the animation could be choppy — but powered

by '80s nostalgia, this super-friend lands pretty close to the top.

"Rahhhh!

Ahhhh!"

Neal McDonough and Lou Ferrigno in The Incredible Hulk

In 1996, the Marvel greenlit this animated series to the satisfaction of Hulk fans everywhere.

Neal McDonough voiced Banner, while Lou Ferrigno — who had already played the green giant

in the live-action '70s series — came full circle as the voice of the Hulk.

"Stop calling me Hulk - I'm a person, okay?"

This show was pretty solid, and wasn't just a smash-a-thon, particularly during a downbeat

first season when Banner and Hulk both oozed self-loathing.

But the next season threw too many additional Hulks into the mix and overburdened the dialogue

with one-liners, leaving the series with a mere two-season lifespan.

Paul Soles and Max Ferguson in The Marvel Super Heroes

Let's go back in time to 1966, when The Marvel Super Heroes explored the adventures of Iron

Man, Namor, Thor, and of course, the Hulk.

Paul Soles and Max Ferguson lent their voices to Bruce Banner and the Hulk and each mini-episode

tackled one of his stories.

The animation studio used an old-school technique called xerography to capture the original

spirit of Marvel's greenest guardian.

The visuals aren't impressive by modern-day standards, but it's still got plenty of vintage

charm.

"Doc Bruce Banner, belted by gamma rays turns into the Hulk!

Ain't he unglamorous?"

Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno in The Incredible Hulk

Starring Bixby as David Banner and Ferrigno as the Hulk, CBS' The Incredible Hulk delivered

four seasons of pants-shredding action between 1978 and 1982.

The series worked over the source material, changing Banner's first name and completely

ignoring his usual cast of sidekicks.

Instead, intrepid reporter Jack McGee trailed Banner on his cross-country quest for a cure.

The stunts, effects, and formulaic plots might be corny by today's standards, but Hulk's

writers treated Banner and his plight with respect — and the show still inspires the

many Hulks who've followed in Lou's chalky green footsteps.

After CBS canceled the series in 1982, NBC snatched up the rights and revived Banner

and his big green alter-ego in three follow-up TV movies — which included Stan Lee's first

live-action cameo… though obviously not his last.

"Wow."

Mark Ruffalo in The Avengers

Mark Ruffalo sets the standard for modern era Hulks with his performances in The Avengers

and Age of Ultron, which perfectly suit the tongue-in-cheek tone of the Marvel Cinematic

Universe.

True, this Banner doesn't get much lab time or even a proper origin story, but his intellectual

sparring with Tony Stark proves he's got some serious brains — and while alien invasions

and robot overlords don't leave much room for a personal life, those interludes with

Black Widow prove that he can smash walls and break hearts.

Sadly, we're still waiting on a proper MCU solo adventure for Ruffalo's take on the big

green guy.

But for now, he's a valuable team player and the man behind many primo cinematic moments

— from the Hulkbuster fight in Avengers 2, to the thrashing Loki needs and deserves,

to revealing the one weird trick to hulking out on command.

"That's my secret, Captain - I'm always angry..."

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James Clapper Shook After Trump's "Downright Scary" Speech - Duration: 6:51.

JAMES CLAPPER, FORMER DIRECTOR OF NATIONAL

INTELLIGENCE -- CNN DIDN'T HAVE THEIR CAMERAS ON ALL NIGHT UNTIL

JAMES CLAPPER SHOWED UP, HE CAME IN AND TALKED TO DON LEMON AND

HAD SOME STERN THINGS TO SAY ABOUT THE REALITY OF BEING

APPREHENSIVE AT BEST ABOUT THIS PRESIDENT.

I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'VE LISTENED AND WATCHED SOMETHING

LIKE THIS FROM A PRESIDENT THAT I FOUND MORE DISTURBING.

HAVING

SOME UNDERSTANDING OF THE LEVERS OF POWER AVAILABLE TO A

PRESIDENT IF HE CHOOSES TO EXERCISE THEM, I FOUND THIS

DOWNRIGHT SCARY AND DISTURBING.

ARE YOU QUESTIONING HIS FITNESS?

YES I DO, I REALLY QUESTION HIS ABILITY, HIS FITNESS TO BE

IN THIS OFFICE, AND I ALSO AM BEGINNING TO WONDER ABOUT HIS

MOTIVATION, MAYBE HE'S LOOKING FOR A WAY OUT.

IS HE A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY, THE PRESIDENT?

HE CERTAINLY COULD BE.

HAVING SOME UNDERSTANDING OF THE LEVERS

THAT A PRESIDENT CAN EXERCISE, I WORRY ABOUT, FRANKLY, ACCESS TO

THE NUCLEAR CODES.

IN A FIT OF PIQUE IF HE DECIDES TO DO

SOMETHING ABOUT KIM JONG-UN, THERE'S ACTUALLY VERY LITTLE TO

STOP HIM.

A FIT OF PIQUE.

THAT'S REACTING WITH RESENTMENT TO

SOMEBODY SLIGHTING YOU IN ANY WAY.

IT SEEMS LIKE HE WOULD BE PRONE TO THAT.

THIS IS PART OF THE REASON I'M ANNOYED AT TRUMP, FOR MAKING ME

AGREE WITH GUYS LIKE JAMES CLAPPER.

I'VE GOT NO LOVE FOR

CLAPPER, HE LIED ABOUT WARRANTLESS WIRETAPPING OF THE

AMERICAN PEOPLE, I THOUGHT HE WAS FLIPPANT ABOUT THE DRONE

STRIKES THAT KILLED CIVILIANS, I THINK HE WAS ONE OF MY LEAST

FAVORITE PEOPLE IN THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION A LONG SHOT, AND

I THINK HE'S BEEN PART OF THE ESTABLISHMENT IN ALL THE WORST

WAYS.

BUT HAVING SAID THAT, IN THIS CASE HE IS CLEARLY RIGHT.

THE GUY HAS MOMENTS OF PIQUE WHERE HE GETS AGITATED, AND

CLAPPER, HAVING BEEN DIRECTOR OF NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE, HE KNOWS

THERE'S NOT MUCH STOPPING THE PRESIDENT FROM LAUNCHING NUKES

IF HE WANTS TO DO IT IN A MOMENT OF EMOTIONAL OUTBURST, HE COULD

DO IT, AND THAT'S A SUPER SCARY THOUGHT BECAUSE YOU KNOW HE HAS

THEM.

IS EVERYBODY SUPPOSED TO RESIGN?

YOU CAN'T. HE CAN PUSH

THE BUTTON, AND THE FACT THAT TRUMP CAN PUSH THE BUTTON IS

ENORMOUSLY SCARY.

THIS IS NOT NEW NEWS, THIS IS SOMETHING PEOPLE HAVE BEEN

SAYING SINCE HILLARY CLINTON WAS RUNNING AGAINST HIM.

I HEAR HIM,

I AGREE WITH YOU, BUT TO REITERATE THE SAME THINGS WE

HAVE BEEN SAYING OVER AND OVER, AT WHAT POINT WILL THIS MAKE A

DIFFERENCE?

IT'S CAUSING HYSTERIA, WE CAN CALL IT WHAT IT

IS -- IS THAT HOW CNN IS TRYING TO CREATE HYSTERIA, OR IS IT

HAVING HYSTERIA ON THE STREETS?

THIS IS THE SAME THING OVER AND

OVER, AT WHAT POINT WILL WE HAVE ENOUGH JAMES CLAPPERS ON CNN FOR

CNN TO SAY IT'S TIME?

IT MAY COME FROM HAVING PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE ABILITY, THE LEVERS

OF POWER HE REFERS TO, TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS PRESIDENCY.

THIS IS A LITTLE SELF-INDULGENT OF ME BUT I SAW JIM FALLOWS'

TWEET STORM, HE WRITES FOR THE ATLANTIC, HE'S A FANTASTIC

JOURNALIST AND AGREES WITH US ON MOST EVERYTHING, HENCE HE IS

GREAT, THIS IS WHAT HE HAD TO SAY AFTER THE SPEECH --

IT

STRUCK ME BECAUSE I LIKE HIS WRITING, BUT THE SCOPE OF

HISTORY WHAT WE ARE DEALING WITH, AND THIS GOES BACK TO OUR

I DO DECLARE CONVERSATION AND I HOPE THIS PRESIDENCY IS AN

ANOMALY COMPARED TO SOME OF THOSE OTHER PRESIDENCIES,

EISENHOWER DID DECLARE, OBAMA DID DECLARE -- BUT I DO THINK

THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THE WAY THIS GUY OPERATES THAT WHEN I

HEAR JIM FALLOWS PUT IT IN THAT CONTEXT IT'S IMPORTANT TO

APPRECIATE IT.

I THINK THAT WHAT CLAPPER WAS GETTING AT, TO NOMI'S POINT, IS

WHAT IS DIFFERENT -- HE QUESTIONS HIS FITNESS, THAT'S

THE THING THAT NOW RISING AS A TALKING POINT FROM THE

ESTABLISHMENT, WHICH MEANS THERE ARE THINGS BUILDING

BEHIND-THE-SCENES.

THEY DIDN'T GET THERE BEFORE, THEY ARE THERE

NOW.

IT IS ONE THING FOR CLAPPER, WHO WAS IN OBAMA'S

ADMINISTRATION, TO SAY IT, IT'S ANOTHER THING FOR BOB CORKER, A

REPUBLICAN, TO SAY IT.

HE QUESTIONED HIS FITNESS FOR

OFFICE.

THAT'S A VERY REPUBLICAN SENATOR FROM A VERY REPUBLICAN

STATE SAYING THAT, SO WHEN CLAPPER SAYS MAYBE HE'S LOOKING

FOR A WAY OUT, WHETHER THEY AMOUNT TO ANYTHING OR NOT, THERE

IS DEFINITELY TALK BEHIND THE SCENES IN WASHINGTON ABOUT HOW

DO WE GET THIS GUY OUT?

HE IS A DANGER.

NOT A DANGER TO THE

ESTABLISHMENT ANYMORE, IF HE WAS THERE WOULD BE A PART OF ME THAT

FOUND THAT INTERESTING.

NOT IN THIS WAY.

BUT HE'S A DANGER TO

THE REPUBLIC AND TO THE WORLD.

IT'S ONE THING WHEN CLAPPER

AUTHORIZES DRONE STRIKES THAT ARE WAY OUT OF BOUNDS, IT'S

ANOTHER THING WHEN YOU AUTHORIZE A NUCLEAR STRIKE THAT OUT

OF

BOUNDS.

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Movies That Are Going To Blow Everyone Away In Fall 2017 - Duration: 12:17.

2017 has already produced a ton of Hollywood hits, like Disney's live-action version of

Beauty and the Beast, DC's long-awaited solo pic for Wonder Woman, and Jordan Peele's sensational

breakout thriller Get Out.

And it looks like the silver screen surprises for this year aren't done just yet.

Whether you're into action, comedy, horror, or drama, there are plenty of forthcoming

films that'll be fighting for your movie ticket money over the next several months.

IT

The 1990 TV miniseries adaptation of Stephen King's IT amassed a cult following.

But unfortunately, the four-hour feature's laughable special effects and disorienting

cutaways haven't aged well.

Tim Curry's original performance as the town-terrorizing clown Pennywise still set a high bar for anyone

to follow in the role, though.

So, when the new version of the character, played by Bill Skarsgård, was first revealed

in a costume that could've easily been borrowed from a schoolgirl's dress-up chest, it's only

natural that the movie faced a little blowback.

But everything we've seen of IT since then has been absolutely bone-chilling, and gives

King fans reason to believe the new it-eration will be floating atop the box office when

this movie lands on September 8th.

Kingsman: The Golden Circle

The creative team behind 2015's Kingsman: The Secret Service reunites for this sequel,

which features the British spy team partnering up with their American equivalents after their

headquarters are destroyed by a lethal foe.

"It's very American."

"Heh, yeah it is."

Original cast members like Taron Egerton and Colin Firth are joined by an eclectic ensemble

that includes Channing Tatum, Halle Berry, Julianne Moore, and Jeff Bridges for another

round of zany action.

The Golden Circle hits theaters on September 22nd.

"Time is running out."

Mother!

Director Darren Aronofsky has danced with darkness in his films before, but with Mother!

he's going all-in on the horror genre at last.

The film features Jennifer Lawrence and Javier Bardem as a couple who seem sublime — until

a bunch of unexpected house guests turn up and all hell breaks loose.

While the surreal trailer doesn't give much away, we do know it'll feature bleeding walls

and mobs with torches — and Lawrence screaming her heart out.

And with Aronofsky behind the lens, it's bound to be creepy and emotionally disorienting.

September 15th can't get here soon enough.

The LEGO Ninjago Movie

Yes, The LEGO Ninjago Movie is a feature-length toy commercial.

But its predecessors have managed to be pretty swell, so we can probably expect some of the

same animated awesomeness in this one, too.

In the movie, Dave Franco's character Lloyd sets off to stop his supervillain father Garmadon

and teams up with fellow ninjas and a master martial artist, voiced by none other than

Jackie Chan himself.

"I mean my mom is weird and collects seashells.

Your dad levels cities and attacks innocent people.

So, they've all got their quirks you know?"

So get ready for another trip to LEGO land this September 29th.

American Made

It's been a few decades since we last saw Tom Cruise take the yoke of an airplane, but

before he becomes Maverick again for Top Gun 2, this time he's hitting the air as a bored

commercial pilot who becomes one of the world's most notorious drug smugglers.

From the looks of it, when you're working with the CIA, the DEA, and Pablo Escobar's

drug cartel all at once, there's a pretty good chance things will go sideways.

Count on this one to take flight on September 29th.

Flatliners

If Flatliners sounds familiar, there's good reason.

This upcoming sci-fi thriller is actually a sequel to a 1990 Kiefer Sutherland vehicle

of the same name.

Like the original, Flatliners features a group of five medical students who undergo near-death

experiences in an effort to document what happens in the afterlife.

When they return, they have brand new abilities and insights — and might be going a little

bit crazy.

The new Flatliners comes across as more of a traditional horror film than its predecessor,

but if it's half as eerie as it looks, it should make the already-dense September 29th

release date slate even more competitive.

Blade Runner 2049

Following up a towering sci-fi classic like Blade Runner is a daunting task to the say

the least.

But Blade Runner 2049 director Denis Villeneuve has a few big things going for him.

For one, Ridley Scott serves as producer on the project, and Harrison Ford reprises his

role as Rick Deckard.

Ford's also joined by an ensemble rounded out by Ryan Gosling, Robin Wright, Jared Leto,

and Dave Bautista.

"What do you want?"

"I want to ask you some questions."

Whether the end result can measure up to the original remains to be seen, but if they can

pull it off, Blade Runner 2049 could make one helluva movie experience come October

6th.

The Mountain Between Us

It's only a matter of time before Idris Elba takes his rightful place as one of Hollywood's

top stars, and The Mountain Between Us might be just the vehicle he needs.

In the film, he stars opposite Kate Winslet in a landscape set amid hundreds of miles

of a barren, snowy wilderness, and the two must team up to escape after surviving a plane

crash.

It might sound a little formulaic, but we can probably count on these two powerhouses

to deliver some chilling performances when this pic crashes into theaters on October

6th.

The Foreigner

This Jackie-Chan driven action flick features the kung fu legend alongside Pierce Brosnan

reuniting with GoldenEye director Martin Campbell.

The pic features Chan as the father of a young woman who's killed in a terrorist attack,

launching him into revenge mode.

In the process, he runs afoul of Brosnan's character, a British government official who

has ties to the IRA — and who might hold the key to uncovering the attackers' identities.

Between Chan's killer training and Brosnan's debonair style, The Foreigner should make

for one exhilarating game of cat and mouse when it hits theaters October 13th.

Happy Death Day

It isn't Friday the 13th in America if there isn't a schlocky horror film in theaters,

and this year, it's Happy Death Day.

It's basically Groundhog's Day meets Scream, as the film features a college student who

has to relive the day of her death over and over again until she figures out who's killing

her.

If nothing else, it looks to be good for a few fun jump scares and creative death scenes.

The Snowman

If campy horror isn't your preferred brand of thrills, The Snowman might be what you're

looking for instead.

The film follows a couple of detectives trying to track down a serial killer who leaves icy

little clues to toy with his investigators in a sleepy Swedish snowscape.

With an all-star cast that includes Michael Fassbender, Chloe Sevigny, and J.K. Simmons,

we can expect The Snowman to be absolutely bone-chilling once it hits theaters on October

20th.

Professor Marston & the Wonder Women

If you haven't had enough of Wonder Woman yet this year, give this origin story a try.

Professor Marston will give cinematic life to the real-life man responsible for Diana

Prince, William Moulton Marston.

And if you don't already know anything about the author, let's just say he had some interesting

views on male-female relationships.

"A person is most happy when they are submissive to a loving authority."

You'll learn all about it if you check out this pic on October 27th.

Jigsaw

Lionsgate was definitely playing a game by presenting 2010's Saw 3D: The Final Chapter

as the very last round of Jigsaw's punishing plans.

In the newest round of torture trials, a copycat killer appears to be reviving John Kramer's

work in ways that are a little too on the nose for the investigators tailing this new

villain.

Just like the other pictures that preceded it, Jigsaw looks to be chock full of psychological

and physical horrors that'll test your tolerance for gore when this thing hits theaters on

October 27th.

Suburbicon

George Clooney and the Coen brothers have already proven themselves to be an interesting

filmmaking match thanks to O Brother, Where Art Thou? and Hail, Caesar!

And now the three have teamed up again — with the Coens writing and Clooney directing — to

bring this quirky crime thriller to theaters next.

Suburbicon stars Matt Damon as a man who loses his wife in a shocking home invasion incident

and watches as his idyllic little town turns into a haven for deceit and darkness.

As with any Clooney-Coen collaboration, this grim landscape will be peppered with plenty

of comedy, making it a must-see on October 27th.

Thor: Ragnarok In Norse mythology, Ragnarök is an apocalyptic

series of events that results in the world being plunged into water after the deaths

of several gods — including Odin, Thor, and Loki — and culminates in a planetary

rebirth.

So, it's obvious from the title that this chapter won't be a jolly good time for our

hammer-wielding hero.

"You have no idea."

The good news is, his imminent participation in the upcoming Avengers: Infinity War means

he'll probably emerge from this adventure relatively unscathed.

But before that, he'll have to break out of prison — without his hammer — and play

gladiator opposite none other than The Incredible Hulk.

So, we can definitely count on this to be a marvelous new adventure for our Avenger

friends when it busts into theaters on November 3rd.

"Surprise!

This is going to be such fun."

Daddy's Home 2

The first Daddy's Home didn't exactly thrill critics, but audiences ate it up.

So, in true sequel fashion, Daddy's Home 2 is doubling down on everything that made the

first movie stand out — including twice as many dads as the original.

This time around, returning stars Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg are joined by John Lithgow

and Mel Gibson as their respective fathers.

Naturally, chaos ensues once this quartet gets together, so prepare for some major dad

jokes when this family comedy hits theaters on November 10th.

Justice League

As DC's biggest, boldest attempt at a shared universe outing, Justice League will pull

together its all-star superhero squad of Wonder Woman, Batman, Aquaman, The Flash, and Cyborg,

as they tangle with the latest villains to threaten the Earth.

If the massive receipts on Wonder Woman are any indication, November 17th will be a big

day for the DC Extended Universe when this superhero smash pic lands in theaters.

"They said the age of heroes would never come again."

"It has to."

Coco

As Pixar's first non-sequel since The Good Dinosaur, Coco tells the story of a young

boy named Miguel whose family has banned music.

His love of instruments leads him to the Land of the Dead, where he teams up with a trickster

named Hector to unravel his family's history across both planes of existence.

Count on this Pixar pic to make a splash when it bows into cinemas on November 22nd.

The Disaster Artist

Tommy Wiseau's The Room is known for being the single worst movie ever made, and James

Franco's The Disaster Artist aims to humorously explore how such a terrible picture ever made

it to production in the first place.

Unlike its source material, The Disaster Artist is actually expected to be good, and will

be a must-see for any movie fan when it lands on December 8th.

The Shape of Water

Guillermo del Toro has got a way with movie monsters, and The Shape of Water looks to

be an especially beastly treat.

The film stars Sally Hawkins, Michael Shannon and Octavia Spencer, as it follows a disabled

janitor making pals with a water creature that's tucked away in a secret research tank.

With all the eerie atmosphere and authority of del Toro's distinct eye behind this film,

consider your calendar space for December 8th already booked.

Ferdinand

In this animated pic, John Cena stars as the pacifist animated bull Ferdinand, who must

escape captivity to live his life of nonviolence and merriment away from all the rodeos.

The film is based on the classic children's book by Munro Leaf and Robert Lawson.

Ferdinand will be a family favorite when it drops just in time for holiday break from

school on December 15th.

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

Welcome to the Jungle is expected to recapture the magic of the 1995 adventure film Jumanji.

But this time it features the Rock alongside Jack Black, Karen Gillan, and Kevin Hart as

the players' avatars.

And instead of rolling dice, the characters will be playing a videogame that sucks its

heroes into a fictional jungle.

They'll have to fight their way to the exit if they want to win … or at least live.

"Damn that is a man right there."

"Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry, it's going to be okay."

Pitch Perfect 3

If you thought the first two Pitch Perfect movies were awesome, you're in for a treat

as the Bellas re-team for another round of melodious shenanigans.

This time, the Barden ladies will be performing at a USO show, where they'll compete with

bands using real instruments for the first time.

So, prepare your pipes to sing right along with your favorites when Pitch Perfect 3 harmonizes

with the holidays on its December 22nd release.

"Let's aca-finish this."

Star Wars: Episode VIII — The Last Jedi

After the success of The Force Awakens, the new generation of Star Wars is coming back,

with Daisy Ridley, John Boyega and Oscar Isaac all returning to the big screen in this new

chapter.

But what we don't know is what will happen to the rest of the originals, especially in

the wake of Carrie Fisher's tragic and unexpected death in 2016.

The title of this installment seems to mean that Luke Skywalker is the last of his kind,

as the Resistance squares off against the First Order, Snoke, and Kylo Ren.

Count on the box office force to be with Episode 8 when it hits theaters on December 15th.

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10 Ninja Movies You Need To Watch Before You Die - Duration: 7:53.

We don't want to get too dark here, but the fact is, we all have a limited time in our

lives — so why not make the most of it with a marathon of amazing ninja movies?

Pop some popcorn, sharpen your katana, and come with us as we comb through the good,

the bad, and the completely inexplicable to bring you the best ninja movies you must see

before you die.

Heroes of the East

If you're looking for a place to jump on with ninja movies, there aren't a lot of better

starting points than 1979's Heroes of the East.

Also known as Shaolin vs. Ninja, it follows the time-tested formula of pitting a master

of one style against a group of rivals to see whose kung fu reigns supreme.

In this case, that master is the legendary Gordon Liu — who was fresh off his breakthrough

performance as the hero of 36th Chamber of Shaolin, and who would go on to international

fame as Pai Mei in Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill.

Five Element Ninjas

Any conversation about classic martial arts movies usually leads to one of the most widely

accepted truisms of the genre: Five Deadly Venoms rules hard.

The 1982 follow-up Five Element Ninjas combines everything good about that cult film, and

takes it about five steps further over the top.

While it's not as well-known as its predecessor, Five Element Ninjas is every bit the blood-soaked

classic that Venoms is.

The plot is pretty simple — a kung fu school that was defeated in battle hires a color-coded,

element-themed ninja clan to get revenge on the warriors that beat them — but honestly?

That hardly matters when you're getting glorious fight scenes with ninjas appearing and disappearing

in a cloud of red smoke, or watching the heroes celebrate tearing their enemies in half by

punching a giant boulder so hard that it explodes.

Ninja III: The Domination

If you want to see the '80s ninja explosion in all of its bizarre, high-concept glory,

you need to go straight to the third entry in the infamous Cannon Films Ninja Trilogy.

That's not to say Enter the Ninja and Revenge of the Ninja aren't worth seeing, because

they definitely are.

"Wait, wait, ninja, wait.

Why don't we speak like… civilized men."

But the first two aren't necessary to enjoy Ninja III: The Domination.

After the opening that finds a ninja launching a wildly violent assassination attempt on

a golf course, the mysterious warrior ends up dead — but not before his soul possesses

an aerobics instructor who suddenly finds herself unwillingly moonlighting as a deadly

assassin.

It's a twist on the usual ninja movie setup that combines martial arts action with the

setup of a horror movie, and the end result is pure '80s madness.

American Ninja 2: The Confrontation

If you're only going to watch one of Cannon's American Ninja films — and let's be real

here, you should definitely only watch one — the second installment is by far the best.

Michael Dudikoff returns as an Army Ranger named Joe Armstrong who's investigating the

disappearances of a handful of marines from a military base in a Caribbean paradise with

his sidekick, Curtis Jackson.

It turns out those abducted jarheads are being brainwashed and genetically altered into an

army of super-ninjas, which means Armstrong and Jackson have to ninja their way through

an entire base of brainwashed bad guys to blow up the entire operation.

It's goofy, full of bloodless knockouts and over-the-top twists, but all that adds up

to a movie that's uproariously entertaining.

Just make sure you don't follow it up with the incomprehensible American Ninja 3: Blood

Hunt.

Pray For Death

On one level, Pray For Death is basically just Death Wish with Charles Bronson swapped

out for Sho Kosugi.

Look a little deeper, though, and there's something in here that's a little bit smarter

than your average ninja revenge story.

Make no mistake: there's a lot of ninja revenge in this movie, with Kosugi playing the role

of Akira, a highly trained ninja who leaves his life of violence behind in order to travel

to America with his family.

And open a restaurant.

Like pretty much all of Kosugi's ninja films, the action is spectacular, but the really

compelling stuff here comes in how the movie presents Akira as an immigrant in pursuit

of a peaceful new life in America, and the contrast between the dream of success and

the barriers he encounters along the way.

Ninja Assassin

On the off chance that you were worried Sho Kosugi had stopped being a total badass after

the '80s, don't fret.

In 2009, his starring role as the villain of Ninja Assassin proved that he definitely

still had it.

Produced by the Wachowskis and directed by James McTeigue, Ninja Assassin cast Kosugi

as Lord Ozunu, the ruthless head of a ninja clan that trains orphans from birth to become

killer ninjas.

Unfortunately for Ozunu, his chosen successor, Raizo, goes renegade, setting the stage for

exactly the kind of beautiful, visually stunning fight scenes that you'd expect from people

who brought you The Matrix.

The Octagon

If you only ever watch one Chuck Norris movie in your life, it should be… well, it should

be Lone Wolf McQuade, if only because Chuck Norris drives a pickup truck out of his own

grave.

If you want one with ninjas, however, you gotta go for The Octagon.

Despite the lack of truck-based resurrection, it's basically a perfect storm of a Chuck

Norris movie.

Norris stars as Scott James, a bearded karate master who finds himself caught up in a terrorist

plot.

Since he just happens to be pals with a couple of mercenaries who are also dealing with a

severe ninja problem, the whole thing climaxes in a sequence where Scott James has to fight

his way through the ninjas' own lair, the Octagon.

Azumi

Director Ryuhei Kitamura is probably best known for his work on Godzilla: Final Wars,

but if you really want to see Kitamura take on hyperviolent widespread destruction, you

need to sit down and watch Azumi.

Based on the manga of the same name, Azumi offers incredibly stylish action, with practical

effects enhanced by CGI that only rarely ends up feeling silly — and there's a twist at

the end that's truly delightful for fans of ninja action.

Izo

Takashi Miike's career as a director has been all over the map, but the one thing that unites

all his films is a style that verges on the surreal, creating movies that are often less

about the narrative and more about the experience.

That's the case with Izo, which follows a 19th-century assassin through the afterlife,

punctuating violent encounters with big questions about the nature of suffering.

It's certainly not the fun martial arts romp that you'll get with other films, but it's

definitely fascinating, and worth a watch for the ninja obsessed.

Miami Connection

Made with a minuscule budget in 1987 by amateur filmmaker, martial artist, and Dragon Sound

rhythm guitarist Y.K. Kim, Miami Connection received incredibly poor reviews on its initial

release, but became an instant cult classic after it was unearthed by the Alamo Drafthouse

in 2012.

It's easy to see why, too.

The tortured drama, energetic amateur acting, and spectacularly weird plot of a synthpop

band of martial artists throwing down against a bunch of cocaine-dealing ninja bikers all

add up to an incredible amount of weird charm that more than makes up for what this movie

lacks in technique.

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(upbeat instrumental music)

(ambient music)

(group groaning)

- Ha ha suckers!

- Hey, you know we should go to the beach.

- Oh!

I call parasailing.

- Lets scuba, right?

(sighing)

I want to try and find the Ty-tain-ick.

- Oh!

I'll book us a deep-sea dive, pronto.

- Actually guys, I don't know how to swim.

- What? - What?

- What?

(yelling) (whooshing)

(glass breaking)

- Oh, oh!

I could teach you.

(dance music)

- Do you teach? - No.

- Whenever I say I don't know how to swim,

people are always saying the same thing,

"Oh I can teach you.

"Oh have you tried this thing?"

- Come on.

No way that's true.

Have you tried floating?

I can teach you.

- No I don't know how to float.

- But floating's easy.

Does this make it any clearer?

- No.

- Does the pool upset you?

Are you gonna scream?

(dance music)

- No, because I don't know how to swim,

but I'm not afraid of water.

(imitating ghost)

- Well, what would you do

if you we're on the next Ty-tain-ick?

(dance music)

- It's Ty-tan-ick, and most people on the Titanic

died from hypothermia.

(dramatic music)

- Does this freak you out?

- No, 'cause again, I don't know how to swim,

but I'm not afraid of water.

- Have you taken a class?

- Yes. - From me?

- No, Katie, you would know if I'd taken a class from you.

- Oh, smart girl.

- What would you do if the pool

were 100 feet deep and I just pushed you in?

- I would drown.

- What would you do if this pool

were 1,000 feet deep and I just pushed you in?

- I'd drown. - See, right there.

It's a survival thing.

If you were on the next Ty-tain-ick, you would die.

- Most people died on the Ty-tan-ick,

and it would probably just be easier

if you didn't push me into pools.

- What if if gave you a class?

(groaning)

And I put you in the shallow end.

- Okay.

- And then we pushed you in the deep end.

- You'd probably just start swimming like magic.

- No, that's not how anything works.

- It could.

- Are you sure you're trying it right?

Because if you start kicking,

I'm pretty sure you'll just start swimming.

- Guys, this isn't working.

This isn't helpful at all.

Swimming is just a thing my body doesn't know how to do!

- [Group] Whoa.

- How are you doing that?

- What?

You don't know how to fly?

- [Group] No.

- Okay, what are you, like afraid of air?

- No.

I don't think so.

- I mean, if you don't know how to fly,

what do you do in the sky?

- I just stay on the mountainous side.

- Okay, but if we were on a plane

and I pushed you out, what would you even do?

- Let's not do that.

- Guys this is crazy.

Flying is so easy.

All you have to do is just fly.

- Oh no, I think I am afraid of air.

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A GROUP OF PIGLETS WERE RESCUED MONTHS AGO BY FIREFIGHTERS AND

THE BIG UPDATES OF THE STORY NOW IS THAT THE INDIVIDUAL WHO OWNS

THE FARM WANTED TO THANK THE FARMER, THE FIREFIGHTERS BY

GIVING THEM SAUSAGES THAT WERE PRODUCED BY THESE PIGLETS THAT

WERE SAVED.

THE FIREFIGHTERS HOSTED A PHOTO

OF THEMSELVES BARBECUING

THE SAUSAGES ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND PEOPLE WERE KIND OF

OUTRAGED BY IT.

THEN THEY TOOK DOWN THE PICTURE AND THEN THEY APOLOGIZED

SAYING THAT IT WAS INSENSITIVE.

YEAH.

YOU GUYS JUMP IN.

IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY NEVER HEARD THE STATEMENT ANIMALS

ARE INNOCENT.

THIS IS UNFORTUNATE TIMING, CIRCUMSTANCES, ETC., BUT WE DO

EAT PIGS, SAUSAGES ARE DELICIOUS SO THEY WOULD HAVE EATEN THEM

UNDER

DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES SO OUR OUTRAGE AT THEM IS A LITTLE

WEIRD.

AT THE SAME TIME, DON'T GET ME WRONG.

I GET IT.

IT WAS THOSE PARTICULAR PIGS THAT THEY SAVED AND THEY

ARE LIKE LET'S BREAK THEIR NECKS AND EAT THEM.

YOU ARE RIGHT.

IT DOESN'T SOUND OR LOOK GOOD BUT IF YOU TAKE A STEP

BACK, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN EATING ANIMAL

PRODUCTS, I GET YOU, YOU'RE GOING TO BE UPSET

NO MATTER WHAT, HOWEVER, KEEP IN MIND THE FIREFIGHTERS

WENT TO SAVE A FARM.

WHAT IS THE FARM FOR?

PEOPLE DO NOT FARM ANIMALS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES.

THEY DO IT BECAUSE IT IS THEIR LIVELIHOOD AND THAT IS WHAT

RACHEL RIVERSIDE SAID.

THIS IS OUR BUSINESS.

THIS IS HOW WE MAKE MONEY.

YEAH, WE WERE GOING TO KILL THOSE PIGS AT SOME POINT

ANYWAY SO WE WANTED TO THINK THE FIREFIGHTERS BY GIVING THEM

SOME SAUSAGE.

IT'S JUST IRONIC.

I AGREE.

THAT'S THE FUN POINT, THAT I WANTED TO MAKE SURE WE DID

THE STORY.

WE ARE BLIND SPOTS.

EVERYBODY WANTS TO SAVE A DOG, EXCEPT FOR SOME PEOPLE WHO

DECIDE TO BUY THEM LIKE, SPEND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF

DOLLARS BUT IN LA WE'RE A BUNCH OF DOG SAVERS.

IT IS.

IF YOU GO AND SAVE A DOG FROM A SHELTER AND THEN YOU ARE

TIRED OF IT AND THROW IT OUT IN THE STREET.

IT'S WEIRD.

YOU DON'T WANT TO KILL SOMETHING YOU JUST SAVED.

WE KILL THAT EVERY DAY AND SHELTERS, AGAIN, IT ALL

COMES BACK, THAT IS WHAT THEY DO.

THEY HAVE TO EUTHANIZE AND KILL THESE DOGS BUT IF YOU GO

AND SPECIFICALLY SAVE ONE AND THEN LATER KILL THAT SAME

DOG, IT SEEMS LIKE IT KIND OF DEFEATED THE PURPOSE.

SURE, THOSE PIGS ARE GOING TO BE KILLED AND EATEN BY SOMEONE

ELSE BUT NOT BY THE SAME PEOPLE THAT JUST SAVED THEM.

THAT'S WHY CONTEXT IS IMPORTANT HERE.

IT WAS THE SAME

PIGS.

CAN WE TAKE A BREAK FOR A SECOND AND THEN MAYBE HAVE

SOMEBODY ELSE EAT THE PIGS LATER BUT IT TURNS OUT, THEY DID.

IT'S NOT LIKE THEY SAVED THEM FROM THE FIRE AND THEN PUT

THEM BACK IN THE FIRE.

IT WAS SIX MONTHS LATER.

THEY GOT INVITED BACK TO THE FARM AND THEY ATE THE PIGS.

THEY USED THE PIGS IN THE MEANWHILE AND THEY WERE

SAVING THE WHOLE FARM NOT JUST THE PIGS.

I THINK THAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT CONTEXT TO SHARE WITH

THE AUDIENCE BECAUSE IT IS NOT LIKE THE FIREFIGHTERS WENT THERE

SPECIFICALLY TO SAVE THE PIGLETS THAT THEY WENT THERE TO IT

BECAUSE THERE WAS A FIRE AT A FARM AND THEY WENT TO SAVE THE

FARM IN GENERAL AND BY DOING SO, THEY JUST HAPPENED ALSO

SAVE SOME OF THE ANIMALS THERE BUT AGAIN, LOOK, IF YOU ARE

AGAINST EATING ANIMAL PRODUCTS, YOU WERE GOING TO HATED NO

MATTER WHAT REGARDLESS OF WHAT THE CONTEXT IS AND I GET THAT.

BUT I ALSO GET THE IT IS IRONIC AND IT SOUNDS WEIRD.

IT'S LIKE THE BAD TIMING OF MY CIRCUMCISION STORY WHICH

IS OF COURSE WHAT YOU GUYS ARE ALL THINKING ABOUT.

I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOUR CIRCUMCISION STORY.

AFTER I TELL IT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO.

OH, HE IS GOING TO TELL THE STORY.

NO, I GOT CIRCUMCISED AT THE AGE OF SIX WHICH IS A

TERRIBLE IDEA.

IT'S MAYBE ONE OF THE REASONS I LEFT ISLAM.

JUST A BAD CULTURAL PRACTICE IF YOU ASK ME.

THEY DRESS YOU UP IN A CLOWN OUTFIT AS IF THAT'S SUPPOSED TO

MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER AND AT SOME POINT WE WENT DOWN TO MY

PARENT'S HOMETOWN AND THEN LIKE A SHEEP APPEARED.

IT'S A PRESENT FOR YOU.

THAT IS SO CUTE.

LOOK, IT'S ALI, YOU PLAY WITH THE SHEEP.

NO, A PRESENT THIS WAY,AND THEY SLIT HIS THROAT.

WE'RE GOING

TO EAT ALI TONIGHT.

IN REALITY, YOU EAT LAMB ALL OF THE TIME.

IF YOU ARE IN TURKEY, ALL YOU DO IS EAT LAMB.

YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE IT HAPPEN IN FRONT OF YOU WHEN YOU

ARE SIX SO I DID NOT PARTAKE.

I LOVE GYROS, SO I DO EAT THEM BUT LAMB CHUNKS, WHICH IS

WHAT THEY SERVED THAT NIGHT, I HAVE NEVER EATEN.

REALLY?

SO YOU DON'T EAT RACK OF LAMB, LAMB CHOPS.

NO, THE CHUNKS OF LAMBS.

I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S BECAUSE

I GOT SCARRED THAT NIGHT BUT LAMB CHOPS, THEY ARE

DELICIOUS - AS LONG AS YOU DON'T KILL IT IN FRONT OF ME.

I AM WITH JAYAR.

I KNOW THEY WERE SAVING THE FARM, I KNOW IT WAS A LOT

LATER.

I KNOW WE EAT PIGS.

JUST GIVE THEM DIFFERENT PIGS TO EAT.

OR INVITE THEM OVER FOR BURGERS.

YOU'VE GOT TO REMEMBER THAT ANIMALS ARE INNOCENT.

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Want To Attack Protesters? Republicans Have A Bill For That. - Duration: 5:54.

YOU KNOW IN CHARLOTTESVILLE THEY HAD THE SITUATION WHERE A

NEO-NAZI RAN OVER 20 PEOPLE, ACTUALLY RAN OVER A LOT OF

PEOPLE, INJURED 19 AND KILLED HEATHER HEYER, EVERYONE WAS

OUTRAGED BY IT WITH THE POSSIBLE AND NOTABLE EXCEPTION OF DONALD

TRUMP, BUT A LOT OF REPUBLICANS DID THE RIGHT THING, SAID THE

RIGHT WORDS, AND UNLIKE TRUMP THEY CAME OUT AND CALLED OUT THE

FASCISTS FOR WHAT THEY WERE.

BUT IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW, THERE HAVE

BEEN REPUBLICANS ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY WHO HAVE PROPOSED

LEGISLATION TO MAKE IT LEGAL TO RUN OVER PEOPLE IF THEY ARE

PROTESTING.

THEY SAY IT'S UNINTENTIONAL, BUT WITH A

SERIOUS WINK THROWN IN.

LET ME GIVE YOU

A COUPLE OF EXAMPLES --

BY THE WAY, "CLEAT" AS IN WE STEP ON YOU AND LEAVE OUR CLEAT

MARKS, THAT IS REALLY SUBTLE.

WHEN REPRESENTATIVE FALLON IN

TEXAS WAS ASKED ABOUT THIS, THIS BILL WOULD MAKE IT LEGAL TO RUN

OVER PROTESTERS, HE STANDS BY THE BILL AND SAYS NO, IF YOU

UNINTENTIONALLY RUN OVER PROTESTERS.

WINK.

BUT DON'T

WORRY, YOU STILL WON'T BE HELD LIABLE.

THEY AREN'T ALONE --

BY THE WAY, IN CHARLOTTESVILLE THE PEOPLE WHO

WERE PROTESTING, THE COUNTER PROTESTERS OF THE NAZIS, HAD

EVERY RIGHT TO BE THERE, THEY HAD PERMITS, BUT THEY WERE ON A

PLACE WHERE YOU COULD DRIVE A CAR, THAT'S WHY THE NAZI GUY

DROVE A CAR AND HIT THEM.

ACCORDING TO THESE BILLS, IT WAS

KIND OF A ROAD, IT WAS AN ALLEYWAY, I KNOW, THIS IS THE

NAZI EXCUSE, BY THE WAY, THEY SAID THIS, MAYBE HE WAS TRYING

TO GET AWAY FROM THOSE SCARY, VIOLENT COUNTER PROTESTERS.

DONALD TRUMP SAID THE COUNTER PROTESTERS WERE VIOLENT.

IF YOU

RAN INTO THEM THE WAY THEY DID, IF THIS BILL PASSED IN THE LOWER

CHAMBER OF NORTH CAROLINA'S LEGISLATURE AND IT WAS TO BE IN

EFFECT, THEY WOULD SAY NOT GUILTY.

THINK ABOUT THIS.

IF ALL

THEY CARED ABOUT WAS MAKING SURE THAT PEOPLE ARE SAFE ON

HIGHWAYS, WHY WOULDN'T THEY SAY IF YOU GO ON A HIGHWAY AND

SOMEONE RUNS INTO YOU, IT'S PARTIALLY YOUR FAULT?

I WOULD

AGREE WITH THAT EITHER, DON'T RUN OVER ANYBODY, TAKE ALL CARE,

NOT JUST A LITTLE BIT OF CARE -- BUT THEY DIDN'T SAY THAT.

THEY

SPECIFICALLY POINTED OUT PROTESTERS.

IF YOU SEE

PROTESTERS ON A ROAD, WE WILL HOLD YOU -- WE WILL GIVE YOU

IMMUNITY SO YOU AREN'T HELD LIABLE FOR RUNNING THEM OVER.

THESE BILLS ARE MONSTROUS.

HERE IS FLORIDA --

IN ALL OF

THESE INSTANCES THE PEOPLE WHO PROPOSED THESE BILLS

HAVE NOT BACKED AWAY FROM THEM.

AND LOOK, THOSE ARE COPS, AND

22,000 OF THEM, IT'S NOT A FEW BAD APPLES, SAYING IF YOU SEE

PROTESTERS ON THE ROAD, WHY NOT JUST RUN THEM OVER?

SO WE WANT

TO CALL THE PEOPLE IN CHARLOTTESVILLE FASCISTS WHO

KILLED HEATHER HEYER, THAT IS LITERAL, THERE'S NO QUESTION

ABOUT THAT.

BUT WHAT DO YOU CALL THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO MAKE THAT

LEGAL?

THERE'S AN ARGUMENT TO BE MADE THAT THEY COULD BECOME

SOMETHING WORSE.

THESE BILLS DIDN'T PASS, YOU MIGHT THINK

CENK, YOU SAID THEY WERE WINKS -- ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

HERE

SOMETHING DIFFERENT TO GIVE YOU A SENSE OF THINGS --

AND NORTH DAKOTA ALSO CONSIDERED THIS, IN FACT --

IN NORTH DAKOTA IT'S BECAUSE THERE WERE PROTESTERS WHO WERE

SAYING, HEY, DON'T DO DRILLING HERE, IT'S LIKELY TO POLLUTE THE

RIVER IT'S GOING UNDER, IN FACT THERE ARE LEAKS ALL THE TIME,

THERE HAVE BEEN LEAKS SINCE THEN, AND IF IT GETS IN THE

WATERWAYS IT COULD POISON US ALL.

NORTH DAKOTA REPUBLICANS

WERE LIKE, OH GREAT, IF THEY ARE TRYING TO PROTECT THE WATERWAYS,

MAKE SURE YOU RUN THEM OVER.

OH, I'M SORRY, I WILL GIVE YOU

IMMUNITY IF YOU HAPPEN TO RUN THEM OVER ON THE ROAD.

IF WE SEE

IT WITH OUR OWN EYES, IT'S SO UNCOMFORTABLE WE HAVE TO CALL IT

FASCIST, BUT IF WE PASS IT AS A LAW THAN IT'S LEGAL TO BE A

FASCIST.

THESE ARE GROTESQUE.

LUCKILY NONE OF THESE HAVE

PASSED SO FAR, BUT THE REPUBLICANS, AND THEY ARE ALL

REPUBLICANS, WHO PROPOSED THESE BILLS ARE UNREPENTANT AND WANT

TO KEEP ON GOING AND ACTUALLY GET THEM INTO LAW AT SOME POINT.

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You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Be A Black Trump Supporter, But It Helps - Duration: 8:49.

IF YOU NOTICED THE OTHER DAY IN PHOENIX WHEN TRUMP WAS

HOLDING A RALLY THERE WAS A GENTLEMAN BEHIND THEM WITH

AN INTERESTING SIGN.

IT SAID BLACKS SUPPORT TRUMP, AND HE IS AFRICAN-AMERICAN AND

HE HAS MORE THINGS ON HIS SHIRT WHICH I'M GOING TO EXPLAIN

TO YOU IN A SECOND.

EVERYONE IS WONDERING, WHO IS THE BLACK GUY WHO IS FOR TRUMP?

A LOT OF FOLKS IN THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN COMMUNITY

VOTED AGAINST TRUMP, THE OVERWHELMING MAJORITY AND

SOME FOLKS THINK IT MIGHT BE CRAZY IF YOU WERE GOING TO

VOTE FOR OR SUPPORT TRUMP IF YOU ARE BLACK IN AMERICA.

LET'S FIND OUT IF HE IS.

WHO IS THIS GUY?

THIS IS A FUN STORY.

HIS NAME IS MAURICE SYMONETTE.

OR IS IT?

IT'S ALSO MAURICE WOODSIDE.

IT'S ALSO MICHAEL THE BLACK MAN.

WHEN YOU NEED AN ALIAS, THAT IS YOUR FIRST RED FLAG.

THERE IS SOME CHANCE THAT THIS IS NOT GOING TO GO WELL.

AS YOU SAW THERE, HE HELD A BLACKS FOR TRUMP SIGN.

IN FACT, WE HAVE IT ON VIDEO HOW ENTHUSIASTIC HE IS FOR

DONALD TRUMP.

AFTER WE COME BACK FROM THE VIDEO, I'M GOING TO TELL

YOU WHO THIS GUY IS, WHAT HIS WEBSITES SAY, AND WHAT HE

HAS DONE IN THE PAST.

BUCKLE UP.

FIRST LET'S SEE HIS ENTHUSIASTIC SUPPORT FOR THE PRESIDENT.

WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY.

I'LL MAKE A PREDICTION.

I THINK HE IS GOING TO BE JUST FINE, OKAY?

DON'T MENTION ANY NAMES.

SO I WON'T.

I WON'T.

THIS IS ME SPEAKING.

WE CONDEMN IN THE STRONGEST POSSIBLE TERMS THIS

EGREGIOUS DISPLAY OF HATRED, BIGOTRY, AND VIOLENCE.

THAT IS ME SPEAKING ON SATURDAY.

RIGHT AFTER THE EVENT.

WHY DID IT TAKE A DAY?

HE MUST BE A RACIST.

IT TOOK A DAY.

VERY PRESIDENTIAL, ISN'T IT?

I WON'T DO IT TONIGHT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO CAUSE ANY

CONTROVERSY.

IS THAT OKAY?

ALL RIGHT.

STOP IT.

AS YOU CAN PARTLY SEE THERE, HIS SHIRT SAID TRUMP AND

REPUBLICANS ARE NOT RACIST.

THAT IS PRETTY CLEAR.

AND THEN HAVE A COUPLE OF WEBSITES YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE

SEEN.

BLACKSFORTRUMP2020.COM AND THEN HE HAD ANOTHER ONE THAT

SAID GODS2.COM.

I WONDER WHAT THAT IS.

ACTUALLY, WHEN YOU GO TO IT THEY ALL LEAD TO HONESTFACTS.COM

WHICH I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, IS NOT HONEST OR FACTS.

WE'RE GOING TO GET TO WHAT IT SAYS THERE, BUT FIRST I

WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND.

THIS GUY IS NOT SOME RANDOM GUY WHO HAPPENED TO SHOW UP

BEHIND THE PRESIDENT.

HE GOES AND TAKES PICTURES WITH PUBLICANS ALL THE TIME.

THEY'RE HAPPY TO.

THEY ARE LIKE, IT IS A BLACK GUY.

THE MEDIA SAYS BLACKS ARE NOT FOR US.

WE HAVE MICHAEL THE BLACK GUY, WHATEVER HIS NAME IS WITH US.

HERE HE IS WITH MARCO RUBIO AND THEN TED CRUZ AND HERE WE GO ONE

MORE TIME, ANN COULTER, AND THEN, WHO IS THAT?

IS THIS KELLYANNE CONWAY?

I CAN'T TELL.

THAT PERSON.

OKAY.

SO HE'S WITH ALL OF THESE NOTABLE REPUBLICANS, DID

ANY OF THEM GO TO HIS WEBSITE?

THEY ARE SO PROUD THAT THEY HAVE ONE BLACK SUPPORTER.

DID ANYONE CHECK OUT, SHOULD I TAKE A PICTURE WITH THIS GUY?

IS THAT OKAY?

IF YOU GO TO HIS WEBSITE, YOU FIND OUT CLAIMS TO LINK ONE

OF HIS THEORIES.

WHAT?

REPUBLICANS THESE DAYS ARE SO CRAZY THEY MAY ACTUALLY

BELIEVE THAT.

THIS GUY IS A LUNATIC.

ISLAMIC STATE, MS-13?

WHAT DOES SHE HAVE TO DO WITH THAT?

WE ARE NOT DONE YET.

HERE COMES THE FUN ONES.

NICE FREUDIAN SLIP THERE.

I AM NOT SURPRISED BY THE REPUBLICAN TALKING POINT

THAT THEY ARE MY EMANCIPATOR.

REPUBLICANS, I LOVE YOU.

BUT THE CHEROKEES?

WHAT?

ONE OF HIS THEORIES IS THAT THE NATIVE AMERICANS ARE THE

ONES WHO ACTUALLY ENSLAVED AFRICAN AMERICANS.

ALL RIGHT, IT GETS WEIRDER.

OH THANK GOD.

THE CANAANITES.

I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO LEAVE THEM OUT.

HELLO, OBVIOUSLY HILLARY IS WORKING WITH THE CANAANITES

DRIVING CHEROKEES.

DO I HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING MORE?

THE REPUBLICANS ARE SO PROUD THEY FOUND ONE BLACK GUY.

WHO CARES WHAT HE SAYS, YES.

ONE BLACK GUY IS ON OUR SIDE.

YES.

YOU HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO BE BLACK AND SUPPORT DONALD TRUMP?

THIS GUY IS.

WE ARE NOT EVEN ANYWHERE NEAR THE CRAZIEST PART YET

WHICH IS HIS PAST.

ONE MORE CONSPIRACY THEORY.

YES, BECAUSE PRESIDENT OBAMA WAS LIKE WELL, THAT ONE DUDE WHO

BELIEVES IN INSANE STUFF ABOUT THE CHEROKEE AND THE CANAANITES.

I NEED TO GET RID OF HIM.

IT'S WEIRD BECAUSE PRESIDENT OBAMA DID NOT HAVE HIM

ASSASSINATED OR SET UP FEMA CAMPS OR WORK WITH MS-13

OR PUT US IN HOBBIT HOMES.

IT'S ALMOST AS IF THEY ARE CRAZY.

MAURICE WANTS TO DEFEND HIMSELF, SO HE SAYS:

THAT SOUNDS PRETTY WHOLESOME.

WAIT.

WHAT YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN CONVICTED OF ANYTHING?

THAT IS THE KIND OF THING SOMEBODY SAYS IF THEY WERE

CHARGED WITH THINGS AND HAPPENED TO NOT GET CONVICTED.

NO ONE HAS EVER ASKED ME A QUESTION AND I WAS LIKE

WELL I'VE NEVER BEEN CONVICTED OF ANYTHING.

LET'S FIND OUT WHAT HIS SITUATION IS.

HEY, MARCO RUBIO, TED CRUZ, DONALD TRUMP, YOUR ONE

BLACK FRIEND.

FIREBOMBING, GRAND THEFT AUTO, 14 MURDERS, NOT CONVICTED.

WELL TO BE FAIR, I GUESS NOW I SAID THREE DIFFERENT TIMES

THAT HE WAS NOT CONVICTED.

HE APPARENTLY WAS PART OF THE CULT BUT THEY THOUGHT THE

CULT LEADER MAINLY DID IT AND HE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH

CULPABILITY

BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT.

GOOD FOR HIM.

BUT HOW DID HE CONVINCE YOU, THIS YAHWEH BEN YAHWEH, TO JOIN

A CULT WHICH WOUND UP ACTUALLY COMMITTING THESE MURDERS?

WEATHER HE DID OR NOT THE GUY DID DO IT AND GOT CONVICTED FOR

IT.

DID HE HAVE A COMPELLING CASE?

HE SAID HE GOT ME BY JUST WALKING UP AND SAYING ALL

WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE DEVIL.

THIS SOPHISTICATED THINKER IS THE GUY WHO NOW, BY THE WAY, IT

IS NOT JUST TRUMP AND RUBIO, ALL OVER THE INTERNET RIGHT WINGERS

ARE GOING, THEY SAID WE DIDN'T HAVE BLACKS ON OUR SIDE.

THIS GUY USED TO THINK WE WERE THE WHITE DEVIL BUT NOW IS

JOINED A DIFFERENT CULT, THE TRUMP CULT AND NOW HE IS ON

OUR SIDE.

I REST OUR CASE.

BLACK PEOPLE LOVE TRUMP.

WELL, THIS PARTICULAR INSANE DUDE DOES.

JUST BUYER BEWARE.

THAT IS ALL I AM SAYING.

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The Gospel of John: Chapter 7 - Duration: 7:35.

Chapter 7 GNT Jesus and His Brothers

7 After this, Jesus traveled in Galilee; He did not want to travel in Judea, because the

Jewish authorities there were wanting to kill Him.

2 The time for the Festival of Shelters was near, 3 so Jesus' brothers said to Him, "Leave

this place and go to Judea, so that Your followers will see the things that You are doing.

4 People don't hide what they are doing if they want to be well known.

Since You are doing these things, let the whole world know about You!"

(5 Not even His brothers believed in Him.)

6 Jesus said to them, "The right time for Me has not yet come.

Any time is right for you.

7 The world cannot hate you, but it hates Me, because I keep telling it that its ways

are bad.

8 You go on to the festival.

I am not going to this festival yet, because the right time has not come for Me."

9 He said this and then stayed on in Galilee.

Jesus at the Festival of Shelters 10 After His brothers had gone to the festival,

Jesus also went; however, He did not go openly, but secretly.

11 The Jewish authorities were looking for Him at the festival.

"Where is He?" they asked.

12 There was much whispering about Him in the crowd.

"He is a good Man," some people said.

"No," others said, "He fools the people."

13 But no one talked about Him openly, because they were afraid of the Jewish authorities.

14 The festival was nearly half over when Jesus went to the Temple and began teaching.

15 The Jewish authorities were greatly surprised and said, "How does this Man know so much

when He has never been to school?"

16 Jesus answered, "What I teach is not My Own teaching, but it comes from God, Who

sent Me.

17 Whoever is willing to do what God wants will know whether what I teach comes from

God or whether I speak on My Own authority.

18 Those who speak on their own authority are trying to gain glory for themselves.

But He who wants glory for the One Who sent Him is honest, and there is nothing false

in Him.

19 Moses gave you the Law, didn't he?

But not one of you obeys the Law.

Why are you trying to kill Me?"

20 "You have a demon in You!" the crowd answered.

"Who is trying to kill You?"

21 Jesus answered, "I performed one miracle, and you were all surprised.

22 Moses ordered you to circumcise your sons (although it was not Moses but your ancestors

who started it), and so you circumcise a boy on the Sabbath.

23 If a boy is circumcised on the Sabbath so that Moses' Law is not broken, why are

you angry with Me because I made a man completely well on the Sabbath?

24 Stop judging by external standards, and judge by true standards."

Is He the Messiah?

25 Some of the people of Jerusalem said, "Isn't this the Man the authorities are trying to

kill?

26 Look!

He is talking in public, and they say nothing against Him!

Can it be that they really know that He is the Messiah?

27 But when the Messiah comes, no one will know where He is from.

And we all know where this Man comes from." 28 As Jesus taught in the Temple, He said in

a loud voice, "Do you really know Me and know where I am from?

I have not come on My Own authority.

He Who sent Me, however, is truthful.

You do not know Him, 29 but I know Him, because I come from Him and He sent Me."

30 Then they tried to seize Him, but no one laid a hand on Him, because His hour had not

yet come.

31 But many in the crowd believed in Him and said, "When the Messiah comes, will He perform

more miracles than this Man has?"

Guards Are Sent to Arrest Jesus 32 The Pharisees heard the crowd whispering

these things about Jesus, so they and the chief priests sent some guards to arrest Him.

33 Jesus said, "I shall be with you a little while longer, and then I shall go away to

Him Who sent Me.

34 You will look for Me, but you will not find Me, because You cannot go where I will

be."

35 The Jewish authorities said among themselves, "Where is He about to go so that we shall

not find Him?

Will he go to the Greek cities where our people live, and teach the Greeks?

36 He says that we will look for Him but will not find Him, and that we cannot go where

He will be.

What does He mean?"

Streams of Life-Giving Water 37 On the last and most important day of the

festival Jesus stood up and said in a loud voice, "Whoever is thirsty should come to

Me, and 38 whoever believes in Me should drink.

As the Scripture says, 'Streams of life-giving water will pour out from His side.'"

39 Jesus said this about the Spirit, which those who believed in Him were going to receive.

At that time the Spirit had not yet been given, because Jesus had not been raised to glory.

Division among the People 40 Some of the people in the crowd heard Him

say this and said, "This Man is really the Prophet!"

41 Others said, "He is the Messiah!"

But others said, "The Messiah will not come from Galilee!

42 The Scripture says that the Messiah will be a descendant of King David and will be

born in Bethlehem, the town where David lived."

43 So there was a division in the crowd because of Jesus.

44 Some wanted to seize Him, but no one laid a hand on Him.

The Unbelief of the Jewish Authorities 45 When the guards went back, the chief priests

and Pharisees asked them, "Why did you not bring Him?"

46 The guards answered, "Nobody has ever talked the way this Man does!"

47 "Did He fool you, too?" the Pharisees asked them.

48 "Have you ever known one of the authorities or one Pharisee to believe in Him?

49 This crowd does not know the Law of Moses, so they are under God's curse!"

50 One of the Pharisees there was Nicodemus, the man who had gone to see Jesus before.

He said to the others, 51 "According to our Law we cannot condemn people before hearing

them and finding out what they have done."

52 "Well," they answered, "are you also from Galilee?

Study the Scriptures and you will learn that no prophet ever comes 53 from Galilee."

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Sexy burlesque jazz - Secret song (The Old Married Couple) - Duration: 3:10.

I know other men will want to be with you, it's true.

Because I do And I'm not catching up with you because I'd

like to check out the view behind you I'm only telling you this 'cause you already

knew about it.

You don't notice other women when they're flirting with you, it's true, but I do

And sometimes I like to trail behind you just like you do.

You're fine too I'm only telling you this 'cause you already

knew about it

And we could scream from the rooftops and nobody would stop and look up

because we, no, we're not a secret and they're never gonna find a way of shutting us up

I don't want to do anything naughty with you, it's true, unless you do

And I don't want commitment or a house with a view, it's true, unless you do

I kind of hope that you do though, 'cause I don't want to live without it.

And we could scream from the rooftops and nobody would stop and look up

because we, no, we're not a secret and they're never gonna find a way of shutting us up

I think you're amazing, I hope that you know that I do

I know you do And I think about your sometimes when I've

got some other things I should do I know you do

I can't forget this is true 'cause you won't let me forget about it.

And we could scream from the rooftops and nobody would stop and look up

because we, no, we're not a secret and they're never gonna find a way of shutting us up

I don't want to do anything naughty with you, it's true, unless you do

And I don't want commitment or a house with a view, it's true, unless you do

I kind of hope that you do though, 'cause I don't want to live without it.