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COOL? HOT? FAMOUS? GAY? | Would You Rather #10 - Duration: 10:34.

Hello, everybody. My name is Markiplier...

(mouth mlem) pfft

Hello, everybody. My name is Markiplier and welcome to Would You Rather.

Now, this one is hilarious in my opinion. "Spend one night passionately with Rosie O'Donnell

Or have your two front teeth pulled out." Now personally I got nothing against Rosie O'Donnell and,

specifically, they're not really defining what passionately means. They don't say that we're having sex or anything like that.

It could be a passionate discussion. It could be a passionate game of Badminton.

It could be a passionate game of Twister that leads INTO a passionate night of rompage...

I mean...(Awkward silence)

I gotta go, I don't want my two front teeth pulled out. I like my two front 'toofus'.

I'll take--I'll take the passionate night. It sounds fun.

I'll take the Rosie O'donnell. I'm not oh, God. I'm not I'm not

I'm not opposed to that and it seems like a lot of people agree with me.

"Be a famous homosexual professional athlete or be a heterosexual average person."

I'm going to take the professional athlete. What's the difference if I'm homosexual?

That doesn't change anything it just means I'm...

Just means I'm homosexual, thats literally all that means, but I'm famous and a professional athlete, so I'm hot as shit,

And I'm famous. Well, I'll take that any day. Oh, yeah, oh!

Really?! Oh, really?! Oh, really?!

59% of people would rather be an average heterosexual person than be an awesome homosexual person. Hey

You all stay over there in your stupidity zone. I'm going to be here with the cool hot famous people.

"Would you rather wear only skin tight clothing or wear clothes that are much too big?"

Well, I mean if the last one is anything to go by, if I'm a famous sports person

I'm thinking that I'm going to be wearing a lot of skin tight clothing. I'm going to be bursting out of pretty much everything

that I got, so I'll take the skin tight. I'll take the skin tight(chuckles). I'll take the really tight clothing there

You know what I mean

Would you ra... "if you had kids would you rather regurgitate food to feed them or lick your children to bathe them?"

I'm thinking... okay, I'm thinking that one-uh-both are probably gonna traumatize my kids for life

let's just get that out of the way there if I'm licking my children to bathe them

or I'm regurgitating food like, one way or another. They're gonna be scarred for life, but number two

I don't think that society would accept either of these

But I think one of these

society would accept less than the other and I think that's licking my children to bathe them. If I'm puking up my food

Hey, I just--if I just ate it. Hey that--that foods practically good to eat, okay?

(nervous chuckling)

I'll pick the regurgitating but not by a lot. It's--it's pretty close deal here. Seems like people agree with me

I just don't wanna--I don't wanna g-I don't wanna be that guy

Eugh

That's bad, either way, all right. "Would you rather be visited by ancient aliens or be visited by mole people?"

What do you mean ancient aliens? What are these, the Romans of the alien's era?

And it just so happened to stumble upon Earth like, they're in their prehistoric ancient alien times

But they just happen to be here on Earth, and I meet them. The mole people, however,

That Mole the-the mole people

...seems interesting. I mean one: I'd have a lot of questions of why there were Mole People in the first place

But if they're anything like naked mole rats put up a picture of naked mole rats. Yeah, if they're anything like that. That ain't good ah

(disgusted sounds)

Yeah, that ain't gonna be good

I'll take the ancient aliens because the implication is interesting as to how that happened. "Would you rather never have to grocery shop again or

never have to do laundry again?" Well, pretty much where I live I can get groceries delivered to my door

So that's pretty nice, but I still have to do laundry,

so I'm gonna go with never having to do laundry again because fUck that. I miss living in my mom's basement

[laughing] because at least my mom did my laundry for me

back when I was first starting out Youtube, I... I lived in my mom's... pretty much basement and

she did my laundry for me and that was nice, that was nice times, that was good times... that was good times...

She also did all the cooking so I just miss living in my mom's house! Times were better back then

I'll take the laundry

"Would you rather have every song you've ever listened to turn into Nyan Cat or every movie you ever watched turn into Badgers, Badgers, Badgers?"

Now, are we talking about Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers because that sounds awesome?

Nyan Cat

I get pretty sick of that after a while and-and also I've taken a new liking to music and I don't want Ed Sheeran to

Suddenly start spouting out a ballot of Nyan Cat there so I'll take the badgers because that's awesome

Oh, you idiots. Oh, you idiots you don't know what you're doing. You don't know what you're listening to.

Badgers is amazing. Alright, "would you rather know a few things about everything or know everything but only about a few things"

So you'd rather have a phd or be that guy that thinks they know everything

I--I don't know I'd rather know everything about a few things

Because I don't think that means I don't think that means. Oh wait, no Wait, NO! exploit

Okay

If you know a few things about everything then you know things about topics that we as humanity have not even discovered yet

You know a few things about aliens in the universe you know a few things about these subatomic particles

You know a few things about quantum theory you know a few things about time travel you know a few things about teleportation

you know a few things about alternate universes. You do. So you know

an infinite amount of things

Technically because it means EVERYTHING; every nuance of detail, every single person that ever lived. You know a few things about them

You know a few things about events that took place in the past--you may not know all the details

You don't know everything, but you know that it happened

You can at least say a yes or no answer as to whether something happened or not

THAT'S

that's a new way to look at that question that I had not thought of and I think that's okay because if you know a

Few things about absolutely everything that you would know some things about what not or what yeah?

I gotcha! "Would you rather be the best known person in a small band bit under 200 people know or be some guy on the

sidelines of your favorite band?"

Yeah, I mean

you know I'd--I'd rather be the best known person because I

actually

You know what the best known doesn't mean best person in the band

You know you can be on the sidelines or you can be the best known person in small bands

It doesn't mean that you can't change your circumstances

but if you're on the sidelines of your favorite band, that gives you the most

opportunity to learn and it gives you the most

Opportunity to experience things because if my favorite band would say a bigger band toured around the world

Then at least I would be able to experience that like the best known of 200 people

if I'm on the sidelines of the fit with my favorite band heck. I'm probably going to be known by more than 200 people

You know what I mean?

that doesn't mean that I'm the most skilled

But I'd rather be on the sidelines of something greater than a than a big fish in a very very small pond

You know what I mean?

would you rather be stuck in a room with Dead bodies or eat five spiders

Well, how long am I stuck in the room with dead bodies and and spiders are nutritious damn it

Spiders are goddamn nutritious. I-I'll eat a spider. I'll eat a spider any day. I'll take that. I'll take that challenge. Give me the spider

Oh you big babies being in your room with Dead bodies oh you weirdos

You 59% is the same people who rather be average hom-uh

heterosexual people ah

People like you that aren't eating spiders. I hate spiders, but I'll eat them I'll eat the tiny ones. Lil baby spiders. five baby spiders

Put them in a pizza

Would you rather always?

Drive under the speeding limit or always drive over the speed in limit you mean would I rather

Live my life the way I don't live it. Or, live my life the way I already do live it because that's kinda--

WHAT?!

WHAT?!

Ohhhhh

Oh, no, oh no! I've been fucked

[indistinguishable username] really pointed out, "wouldn't always driving over me, not being able to stop"

Ohhhh

You're right. Oh, you're right, "always driving over", you're always doing that oh

Oh no, you're absolutely right. I would never be able to stop. I'm stupid change my answer

Aaahh Noooo! I'm dumb!

Fuck

Would you rather never be able to wear shoes or never be able to touch anything red. Well, by this question's own logic

I can't touch that red button if I touch that red button, I can't I literally can't

If I can't touch anything right, and I go with that one, I can't touch that button

I mean, I know it's beforehand, but then what does that even work if I accept that reality?

I won't be able to touch that button

I'm in a conundrum of perpetual distortion. Take the shoes alright

Would you rather have the voice of the opposite sex or have the muscle mass

Bodybuild of the opposite sex

Alright, so this is interesting so imagine me with a high-pitched feminine voice and

the body. Or,

Imagine me with the body build of a very elegant frame

Very nice live frame. I'm not sure which one I would rather go. I mean I like my voice the way it is I

Also, I also have been gifted with the genetic booming of having a naturally muscular body

Which is good or bad depending on the way you look at it

So I'll leave this question to you guys which one of these would you rather have?

You got to pick one so get to picking

So thank you everybody so much for watching. Let me know what you think of this question down in the

Comments below and let me know what you choose as well

Thanks again, and as always. I will see you in the next video. Buh bye

Ashley House Gaming, Music, and More OUT! Peace!

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Here's How To Store Your Garlic And Onions So They Last For Months! - Duration: 3:13.

Here's How To Store Your Garlic And Onions So They Last For Months!

Lots of people tend to buy garlic and onions in large amounts.

Sadly, they end up throwing it up because they have spoiled before even getting the

chance to use it.

If you are one of those people, this short article is perfect for you.

It provides some ideas about preserving these products and make them last much longer.

As soon as you notice the little green sprout on the top of the garlic or a little mold

on the onions, it means that they have already gone bad.

This is the perfect timing in case you plan to plant them.

However, the majority doesn't plan to grow them and use the only for eating instead.

You will need the following ingredients in order to store the garlic and onions, so that

they might last longer.

Brown Lunch Paper Bags Paper Clips (used to keep the bags closed).

A hole punch.

Instructions: The first thing you need to do is to punch

the bags.

You can do this to your preference or all the way to the upper half of the bags.

Fold a few times and after that punch in a row, while leaving a space of 1 inch between

the punches.

The final result is having multiple rows of holes.

The other way of doing this is by holding the bag lengthwise and punching along one

of the sides.

After that, you need to flip the folded bag over and punch the bag along the other edge,

approximately 1 inch between the punches.

Don't bother if the holes are perfect or not since they serve for ventilation only.

Then, fill the bag up to the half full and fold it over the top, while labeling it and

paper slipping it with the top down.

The holes that you will punch will make air circulate around the veggies, and the bag

will serve to protect the garlic and onions and make them last for longer period of time.

You can still keep the onions and garlic in the same drawers you have normally done before.

Nevertheless, make sure not to crowd them.

You can use regular plastic bags in order to keep the bags upright and make adequate

room for the air to distribute.

Place the bins on cabinet shelves or pantry.

There are different factors that contribute to the effectiveness of this method.

Whether the garlic and the onions will last longer or not depends on the light conditions,

the temperature and the humidity of the storage place.

ADDITIONAL TIPS:

No Potatoes Close To Your Onions And Garlic The potatoes release gases that will make

the onions and garlic go bad quicker.

Make sure you do not keep these two ingredients in the same drawer.

No Closed Plastic Bags An open paper or plastic bag is absolutely

a better idea.

The thing is, if you store these ingredients in closed bags, there won't be enough air

and the absence of air will cause faster spoiling and sprouting.

No Refrigerating Do not refrigerate the onions and garlic,

rather store them in a dark and dry place, such as basement.

The cold temperature in the refrigerator will just soften the onions and will also give

off their flavor to the rest of the products in the fridge.

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10 Real Life Haunted Dolls You Don't Want to Play With... - Duration: 11:59.

(eerie instrumental music) - Dolls are often something

that we associate with children, something for them

to play with and pass the time, but sometimes

the dolls play back. (television static)

Here are 10 real life haunted dolls you don't

want to play with.

(television static)

(eerie instrumental music) Number 10 is Mandy.

(television static)

Made in Germany between 1910 and 1920 Mandy

is an antique doll that resembles a baby with old clothing,

a torn body, and a cracked head.

Now, she would be just another creepy looking children's toy

if she didn't throw temper tantrums all by herself.

After her owner started experiencing strange occurrences,

such as the sound of a baby crying coming from

an empty basement,

Mandy was given to the Quesnel Museum in Quesnel,

British Columbia, Canada.

Soon after receiving her in 1991 the museum staff

began experiencing strange events on their own.

They found that when Mandy was left overnight in a room

they would find the room a mess the next day,

with papers and other loose items strewn about.

She was apparently responsible for stealing staff lunches

and hiding them in other mischievous things

and could never be left alone with another doll

or she'd tear it apart.

Just one of many reasons you wouldn't wanna be alone

with Mandy.

(television static) Number nine is Okiku.

(thudding of heartbeat)

Almost 100 years ago

in 1918 17 year old Ikichi Suzuki was walking along

Tenukikoji, a famous shopping street in Saporo, Japan,

when he spotted the perfect souvenir gift for

his two year old sister Okiku.

That gift was a 40 centimeter tall kimono-wearing

Japanese doll with short cropped hair

that resembled the young girl.

Okiku loved the doll, playing with it everyday

and even took it with her everywhere she went,

but sadly, she didn't have long to play with it

and passed away due to illness less than a year later.

The Suzuki family prayed to the doll in an effort

to remember Okiku, even giving the doll the girl's name.

However, it wasn't long before they realize

something was odd.

Over time the short black hair the figure originally had

had grown all the way to the doll's knees.

It was revealed that, though not malicious,

the spirit of the young girl somehow possessed the doll

and still does today.

The ever-growing hair has even been tested

and confirmed by scientists to be real human hair.

(television static) Number eight

is The Hands Resist Him.

You would think this doll would be rather difficult

to play with considering its seemingly

just a painting of one.

However, according to witness accounts

and legends surrounding it that 2-D doll

could be playing with you.

Painted in 1972 by artist Bill Stoneham,

The Hands Resist Him shows two figures

standing in front of a glass door,

a young boy and an almost life-size doll.

Behind them on the other side of the glass

several hands appear to be waving, knocking,

or tapping on the pane.

Though Stoneham explained that this was based

on a more positive memory with the glass being

the barrier between waking and dreaming

those who have owned it have another theory.

Some owners have seen the figures in different positions,

even finding the painting empty, while they felt a presence

in the room watching them.

There have even been claims that the doll often

holds a gun and forces the boy from the painting

so he can scare the living.

(television static)

Number seven is Joliet.

(eerie instrumental music)

Currently owned by a woman simply known as Anna G

this sinister doll is not just haunted, but cursed.

Originally given as a baby gift to Anna's great-grandmother

by a family friend, Joliet contains the souls of, not one,

but four infant boys.

As the story goes each female in the family line

gave birth to two children, a boy and a girl,

but the boy dies after only three days,

his soul absorbed by the evil doll.

At night the doll cries out as if it's a baby itself,

emulating all of the souls within it

and terrifying those who see it.

Truly a horrible curse on the family,

this doll has been passed down from mother to daughter

for four generations with no end in sight.

When asked why they don't simply rid themselves of Joliet,

their reasoning is truly sad.

Each mother appears certain that if anything bad

should happen to the 100 year old doll

their dead son's soul will be damaged as well.

Thus, this twisted doll will continue to take young lives

in infamy forever.

(television static) Number six

is the zombie voodoo doll.

(eerie instrumental music)

Officially known as the Galveston, Texas Zombie Doll,

this haunted voodoo doll has been known to actually

physically attack its owners.

In October of 2004 an unidentified woman from

Galveston, Texas purchased this grotesque doll

from its previous owner in New Orleans.

The handcrafted figure arrived in a metal box,

which was referred to as a coffin.

Thinking nothing of the confinement the woman

took it out and put it on display

only to have the zombie doll attack her at night.

After sealing it back in the box the ghost in the doll

continued to attack her in her nightmares,

so she tried to destroy it only to find that it

wouldn't burn and cutting into it literally broke

her scissors.

Finally, after selling the doll on Ebay,

she was alarmed when the buyer informed her

the shipping box was empty.

She found the doll the next day covered in dirt

laying on her front porch.

(television static) Number five is Sarita.

(eerie instrumental music)

While some dolls appear evil simply by their expressions

and age, others can apparently look like a cute,

charming children's toy while actually possessing

the malicious spirit of something far less adorable.

Such is the case of Sarita, a blue-eyed, blond-haired doll

that was given to Yvonne Nunez of El Callao, Peru,

and her family, by Yvonne's late niece in 2010.

While the doll seems cute and harmless it's earned itself

the title of the Peruvian Annabelle

by those who have witnessed the paranormal events

surrounding it.

The entire family has seen strange lights

and heard bizarre noises in the home ever since

Sarita arrived and they often find the doll

in different places from where they left her.

The toy is most certainly malicious,

as Yvonne has found scratches on her children

after they've slept in the same room Sarita was in.

The children also claim that the doll watches them sleep

and will even chant or knock on walls

to wake them on occasion. (soft knocking)

(television static) Number four is Ledda.

(eerie instrumental music)

Keri Warren was in his early '20s when he reluctantly

returned to his hometown of Wagga Wagga

in New South Wales, Australia in the early 1970s.

Collecting his courage Warren visited the abandoned

haunted house that he grew up near,

but instead of ghosts he found something else.

Ledda.

This haunted, sinister looking marionette doll

is an Eastern European puppet

and has been dated by a museum to be around 250 years old

and is said to contain the spirit of six year old boy

who drowned in the late 1700s.

Multiple people have reported breaking down

into crying hysterics or screamed uncontrollably

when Ledda was close by, even when he's in another room.

Once, while on a paranormal show Ledda moved

all by himself, scaring viewers and sending a cameraman

running out of the room.

Warren is supernaturally unable to part with the doll

and unfortunately still owns it today.

(television static) Number three is Harold.

(eerie instrumental music)

In 2004, author Anthony Quinata was searching

for inspiration for a new book that he was writing

when he came across an ad online for Harold,

a creepy doll from the 1930s whose owner claimed

it was haunted.

After purchasing the toy Anthony was alarmed

to find that Harold wasn't just haunted.

He was cursed and possessed by a powerful demon.

The doll began making people who saw it sick,

even through the Internet,

as people who simply laid eyes on some of the photos

Anthony posted reported having severe headaches

or becoming incredibly dizzy and confused.

Some even woke up after having nightmares

only to feel Harold's presence in their room watching them.

Psychics were ultimately called in and claimed

multiple spirits were attached to the doll.

One of them being a man named Harold,

from whom the toy got its name.

Another, a woman who was mentally unstable

and a demon who announced he'd danced with the devil.

(television static) Number two is Robert the doll.

(eerie instrumental music)

Given to painter and author Robert Eugene Gene Otto

in 1906 when he was only six years old this terrifying toy

already looks creepy enough,

but apparently sounds even creepier.

That's right.

According to Gene's parents the young boy would often

be heard whispering and even giggling with someone

when the only ones in the room were him

and the doll, Robert.

According to Gene's parents the young boy would often

be heard whispering and giggling with someone

when the only ones in the room

were him and the doll, Robert.

Even after they locked the toy in the attic things

in the house would be broken only to have a trembling Gene

claim Robert did it.

When the family was at church or otherwise not home

neighbors would often see a small figure moving inside

and peeking through the windows.

Like many of the dark and twisted toys that have haunted

their owners in the past, Robert can be seen at a museum,

but if you visit be warned that this doll doesn't like

having its picture taken without its permission, seriously.

(television static) And number one is Annabelle.

(eerie instrumental music)

Released on October third, 2014, Annabelle is a sequel

in The Conjuring horror film series,

and although the movie is a work of fiction

it may surprise you to learn that the toy is actually based

on a real doll that tormented a pair of

nursing students in 1970.

Purchased by one of the girl's mothers from a thrift store,

Annabelle was actually a Raggedy Ann doll

and potentially the worst gift

the young woman ever received.

Almost immediately after it entered their home,

both the woman and her roommate began

finding the doll in bizarre places,

though, neither of them ever moved it.

It even attacked a male friend of theirs

scratching him viciously.

The pair brought in paranormal investigators,

Ed and Lorraine Warren, who discovered the doll

had been taken over by a demon bent on stealing

the owner's soul.

The girls gave Annabelle to the Warrens,

who locked her in a box and you can visit her at the museum

today if you have the guts.

(television static) That's all for this episode.

I hope you guys enjoyed it.

On the right you'll find two of my most recent videos

that you can press or click on your screen right now

if you'd like to watch some more,

and other than that, I will see you in the next video.

Sweet dreams. (eerie instrumental music)

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YOU LAUGH YOU GET DEMONETIZED - Duration: 10:39.

(pewds screams in fear of copyright strikes)

The rule is-a simple, everybody. Say it with me, aha-: YOU LAUGH, YOU LOSE!

Say it... say- say it!

SAY IT

pewds ?? wtf

Now, last one got taken down.

From a copyright strike. Two of them.

I don't really know why I bother even making these!

All the effort on editing and trying to make it my own.

It's completely pointless.

This video will probably be deleted as well. So really the challenge is: you get copyright striked? You lose.

Like youtube isn't hard enough these days? What the *duck* am I doing? I'm a struggling youtuber now.

This is what happened.

(in high voice) But you brought this on yourself pewds!

You're goddamn right I did. You're welcome.

Let's do this. You laugh, you lose. All right. What do we got here? What, she's trying to do this advanced equation?

248 minus 200 (208)- oh plus. That's 6,000? (?? what)

Oh my god... oh my *starts l a u g h i n g*

She did it! *laughs more*

*asthma seizure* wtf poods

Well, she was close, to be fair. She just gotta...

she gi, she uhhh, she forgot to add the, the one to the four, it's, uh...

It's pretty cute. It's kind of like the people that mix up spelling- spelling you and you're.

introducing another

with your new personal assistant

Alexa Jones. Whatever you need, all you have to do is ask Alexa Jones. Well. What does it do?

Alexa what do you do? (Alex Jones) teach people about the sexual pleasure of eating turds.

SCANNING! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZcontrolZZZZZZZZZ manipulate scientific data *special effects*

TAKEOVER. BLAST. CONTROL. WORLD GOVERMENT

SHUT DOWN INFRASTRUCTURE *more special effects* SHIP EVERYTHING TO CHINA

*homemade special effects*

Look at this person.

Love Alex Jones, but like

What the f. *duck*

AHAAAAAA *anime boobs*

Virgins of the world

Lend me your virginity

wait that works?

*pewds raises hands in acceptance of who he truly is*

creaTE MY VIRGIN BALL

Was that Dragon Ball Z?

What an amaZING ANIME, I NEED TO WATCH IT.

In order to feel inserted this is what you face. Me, or your genetic test. (Pewds) What is happening?

Face your annihilation *screaming*

Wait, what is this?

He puts it puts it on a cow. Oh, okay. That's cool

*wheeze*

Eyyhehehehe

Ohohhh nooo

Need to play that game again

God damn it the gif from it is amazing.

Medieval castles were not easy to break into, they were basically like those jungle gym things at Chuck-E-Cheese's, massive in size

intentionally confusing layout

Security everywhere and by the end of your visit you probably end up with some kind of disease so in order to help penetrate

fortresses medieval armies would often utilize siege weapons one of the most popular of which was the

Trebuchet now this device is interesting enough on its own, but it gets better so around 1300 ad king

WTF is this?

of England was in the process of invading scotland however one fortress known as

Stirling castle was giving him a lot of trouble

He laid siege to the building for many months without any real progress then one day

He woke up and had a revelation hey guys listen

Why are we wasting our time and building all these regular sized?

Ricochets where we could just build one giant one and call it a day

so that's what he did this gargantuan war machine was known as the war wolf and stood at around 6 stories tall to give a

bit of perspective

This is about as tall as king Kong was in his largest film depiction so basically picture a giant *duck* ape

Launching Boulders like they're baseballs

And you've got a pretty good idea of what the war wolf was capable of. it was so intimidating

That when the scots saw the English constructing the beasts outside the castle

They immediately surrendered out of fear, but then edward was like

Huh that I'm gonna test this bad boy out and proceeded to take Potshots on the castle any

See we need this is the stuff we need happening.

there's too many passive aggressive people on social media because no one's out killing each other

How to make a blockbuster, okay?

Have you ever wondered about this particular thing?

Because it turns out that that thing is real

All right, I get it. They're all the same

oh... omae wa... classic.

omae wa mo shinde iru. NANI?!

great

What has happened? ENDLESS TRASH! okay great

Think I've just lost the ability to laugh

Can I give you a list of historical figures prominent figures from history and you'll tell me whether or not they were white or black?

-Shoot, give me your best shot. -Where do we start... okay um

-Beethoven? -Black.

-Mozart? -Black.

-Cleopatra? -She looked black, but she was white.

She looked black but she was white?

It's not the color of her skin,

That she's being judge by, but the seed of your father

William Shakespeare?

un- unDOUBTEDLY. BLACK.

without question

-Abraham Lincoln -that's still in debate

What do you mean?

You don't know if he's black or white? (Pewds) I love how confident he is.

Christopher Columbus

Whose way Henry the a black? What if they judge it from yeah you?

Fun drink hot girls you're hot treat more expensive cars a street money you in a tuxedo

Drink drink drink liquor dragon punch what they do in a Santino vodka drink drink drink big doggy pudding boards Athena

*this is a ducking mess*

Please drink responsibly

*laught your way out Pewd*

So truth

Because you have to put that thing in there. God these are so awkward all right one

Okay, one three three donates $5 hello from Sweden, so I have been watching GDQ for two years now and today

I just found out that my grandpa died two hours ago

from three different types of cancer.

nooo...

No-ooo.. awww nooo..

It's a Vr game

Well done. That's fine that has to be stage four that is pretty good well done

oh

That's great. Oh

Hell, yeah

Did you laugh? Oh did you lose? WWWOOOWWW!!!

Hopefully this didn't get copyright strike check out in the description in the video if you want to check it out

They'll they may get a strike, but at least you won't get me junk and media. That's right. I'm calling you

I what you gonna do copyright this what oh I bet. You want to I bet you're trembling off

Do we have the intellectual property of this one? Nah? I said no not today

Leave a like if you liked and leave a like if you don't thank you, I'm your host killer keemstar

But it's wrong with me. Thank you guys so much for watching and as always

saryunaja(?WTF did you just say Pewd?)

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The Most Unusual Source Of Power You've Never Heard Of - Duration: 3:44.

Hey there and welcome to Life Noggin.

I might not have discovered how you humans get rid of your waste but did you know that

whenever you go to the bathroom, you just might be getting rid of a potential energy

source?

As gross as it might sound, poop can actually be used as a sort of fuel.

Brace yourself my friends, this is video is going to stink!

Before you go and try to start up a business out of your bathroom, let's look at how

much "fuel" a person produces.

We're going to have to do some estimating here, but the more fiber a person gets in

their diet, the more waste they typically have coming out of the other end.

One study found that the average person would produce more than 128 grams of wet stool a

day, but the highest value was closer to 796 grams a day!

They must have been eating nothing but tree bark and grass at that point!

Now, not everyone across the globe is going to be producing this same amount of wet stool,

since they're not all eating the same types of foods.

But let's just assume that we can apply the 128 grams a day value globally.

This would mean that an estimate for the amount of poop produced by all the people in the

world could be at around 960 billion grams a day!

But only about 25-30% of this would be viable fuel since the rest is mainly water.

Another study found that women's wet stools had an energy content of around 7 kJ/g, so

adding all of that potential fuel up could lead to a decent amount of energy.

Seriously how do they collect their samples?

I feel like I'm so close to the answer.

Now, to actually get energy from manure, there are typically two different methods to look

at; one uses heat and the other uses bacteria.

The methods that use heat produce many different useful by-products, such as diesel fuel and

bio-charcoal, which is nutrient-dense and helps in building soil carbon levels.

Unfortunately, some of the heat-based processes that operate in a high-oxygen environment

can also add to nitrogen pollution by producing nitrogen oxides during combustion.

These emissions are lessened with processes that reduce or eliminate oxygen, but issues

about air emissions and other challenges such as high capital expenses have caused heat-based

processes to be a little concerning, especially with wetter stool.

On the other hand, the biochemical process to get energy from manure breaks down the

waste through anaerobic bacteria in a digester; an airtight tank or covered lagoon.

The bacteria munch on the stool inside their gross little buffet and produce methane gas

as a result.

This process is best when used with moist stool, since the anaerobic bacteria need wet

environments.

Not only can the produced methane be captured and used in the process of energy production,

but it has added environmental benefits.

Methane is a very potent greenhouse gas, so using it in this way can help prevent it from

going into the atmosphere and contributing to things like smog and global climate change.

I guess it's a good thing that those bacteria have some weird cravings.

I wish something good could come from my love for cereal.

So was this gross or did you learn a thing or two?

Or both!?

How else do you think we can power the world?

Let know

down in the comments below.

As always, I'm Blocko and this has been Life Noggin.

Don't forget to keep on thinking!

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You Are Not What You Earn - Duration: 3:25.

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What Would Happen If You Never Showered? - Duration: 3:01.

Hey there and welcome to Life Noggin.

So you probably shower.

And you probably do it to keep clean, right?

It seems like a healthy thing to do.

But have you ever wondered what would happen if you never showered?

Well, let's start with the basics.

You would, if I'm being honest, stink.

I'm sorry to say it, but after a while without washing, you'll start to develop quite an

odor.

Soap and water in a shower or bath work to rid your body of bacteria and dead skin cells,

so these things start to pile up when you stop cleaning yourself.

According to dermatology professor Dr. Cameron Rokhsar, among the pile of dead cells that

would accumulate on top of your skin are some proteins with a sugary coating, such as sialomucin.

Lots of bacteria love to consume sugar, and when they digest sugary proteins like sialomucin,

they produce what we call body odor.

So less showering means more stench.

But what kind of effects would it have on your health?

Well, the results don't look too good there either.

For starters, dirty skin means itchy skin.

Dandruff builds up, your skin is coated in oil and the dirt that sticks to it, and you

start scratching.

Scratching an irritating itch can feel great, but if you scratch too much you can hurt yourself,

even breaking through your skin.

On a related note, never bathing can put you at a higher risk for infection.

If you were to get a cut or a scratch (perhaps because of all that excessive itchiness) and

your skin was covered in all sorts of extra bacteria, those bacteria might find their

way inside your wound and eventually lead to a soft tissue infection.

You would also become more prone to a whole host of other health issues, from acne and

pus to fungus between your toes, or even intertrigo, a painful combination of yeast and inflammation

in your groin.

This all sounds kind of scary, right?

Like, it might make you feel like you need to scrub yourself clean right this second.

But what if I told you it's possible to shower too much?

In fact, a lot of us are guilty of it.

Yes, sometimes even I indulge in too many long, hot showers.

Remember when I mentioned that dirty skin can increase your risk of infection?

Well, so can dry skin.

And you know what can cause dry skin?

That's right.

Showers.

Washing your skin might also remove some of the important bacteria that help your immune

system.

Some doctors, such as Dr. C. Brandon Mitchell, an assistant dermatology professor at George

Washington University, even say that when you shower, you should only apply soap to

the parts of your body that typically smell—such as your armpits, groin, and butt.

Sure, frequent showers reduce your body odor, but in terms of your health, one or two showers

a week is likely to be enough.

So, as is true of many things in life, showers are good in moderation.

Showering twice a day or twice a year can both have serious consequences on your health

and wellbeing.

So keep clean, but not too clean, and make sure to head on over to keeponthinking.co

where you can pick up a Life Noggin poster or shirt!

Link is in the description and pinned comment!

As always, my name is Blocko and this has been Life Noggin.

Don't forget to keep on thinking!

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THIS GAME WILL TURN YOU INTO A MAN! - Duration: 10:02.

What's up squad fam?!

I'm so excited for this game..

It's made by the same people that made Broforce, Genital Jousting,

and now they made one for the VR called Gorn.

I tried to get this game working a few days ago, and I'm like,

" ca- I can't get it to work.

I can't f*cking get it to work [Censored with a dolphin sound]

I'm not smart enough. Look at my f*cking setup.

This is what it took to get this sh*t to work.

God bless you, VR,

you really innovated something, didn't you?

Wow.

Now if you some reason have a VR device,

you have to get this game, okay?

This looks so f*cking fun.

I watched Jack play it, it's super fun.

I act- I actually recommend checking him playing it out. [good job]

I- If you haven't watched me play it - which you haven't - so check me out first.

I'm more important. You're here now.

Okay, let's just play it. Let's just f*cking play it. I just wanna play it,

I just really really, really wanna play it.

Alright so, huh[?], I can change the options over there.

Uhh

I don't know, I guess I'll just..

.. Keep goin into battle?

Oh my God, I've got a mace now!

King: "Salute me, and you battle!"

I will fight you!

yEAAAH!!

wOOOOO! Boom!

Daddy is hungry, daddy is hungry

Come on! Come on!

fight meh

I have the power of God and Anime by my side!!

[The enemy grunts.]

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A A A A A A A A A A A A A

Throw it!!

[The unconscious swole man grunts]

Got 'em!!

Oh, God. Oh, God.

[Pewds grunts.]

Don't catch me.

I have the power-

Swole man: The king [??] [audience is laughing]

No

block

Blocked, blocked again again what you gonna do-OH block block- I just hit something..

ah we're fine

yes, yes, ah

Goddamn I'm good at this. This is a good exercise. I gotta say

Another one please, this is so fun. What'd I do wrong?

Where'd it go?!

Where's my ****

I had a-

It was right there! There was a mace right there- oh he look super dangerous. I'm running. I'm running

okay, I-I-I-um-

I think I died... maybe next time we'll pick up the actual weapon. WOO! There we go

Thank you. Yeah, I'm ready where did my weapon last time it just ***ing disappeared

Come on you F***S

Who wants some, huh? Who wants some??

What'd I say?! Wait for youR F***ING TURN! Oh my God he caught my mace-

Listen here, boy. Listen here, boy you don't want to mess with me boy- Did he seriously kill me?

Charging this one..

'M charging this one!

Come on, ah, come on!

That *ss is mine, that *ss is mine!

Run, run Felix! Run, they're dangerous! F***ing, ah, f***ing punches doesn't always work...

Alright, let's just take care of this son of a b***

How you doing?

Cool.

You like that, baby? Oh god-

I think he's dead.

OH no. No, block!

Yeah I blocked a..[???]

Block, block, yeah

C'mere, c'mere, c'mere. Yeah, uh- I killed him, for f***'s sake. You die way too easy in this game

Let's just take this guy out first...

I'm legit just playing the game at this point

W- [Dolphin noises]

That's right...

C'mere...

*grunt*

*sex noises*

A FEW MOMENTS LATER

*sex noises* Who's been naughty?*more sex noises*

Ah sh** there we go

I didn't realize...gimme that sh**....

*even more sex noises*

This... is pretty tough

Come here... come here

That´s f*cking right WHAT ELSE?

Anyone f*cking else, are you not entertained. My name is Morpheus, Poodiepiedius

Ah,sorry, yes

YOU WANT THIS!!?!

Yeah, that's what i´m talk... *pewdz hits the wall* that's what I'm talking about

Are you kidding me? This is so f*cking stupid.

I'm getting sweaty playing video games what the f*ck I don't like this

COME ON!!

This is so f*cking hard

F*CK YOU!!

No, stop!

f*cking me!

bad boy bad F*CKING boy!

F*ck you I'm done!

What did I get huh? What did I F*CKING GET?!

Not a doub- I GOT IT!! F*CK ALL OF YOU! F*CKS!!

That's f*cking right.

*sigh of relief*

Thank you, that was so hard my God.

Yeah!

WOAH!!!

OHHHHH!!!

Oh I have a spear!

WOOooaaAAAHH WOAH!

Frah! Frah!

Brrah! Brrah!

Oh god...

What do I do.

I lost my equipment.

I lost my equipment.

Yeah, yes!

Thats how they f*cked back in the anchent times

WOAH woah Cha! Woah woah! Whooo Whooo!

I Love the spear it's f*cking amazing

Come on.

I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Uh oh

My God look at that face. I'm dying

wOOOAAH!

That was so fun. Oh

Oh my god.

Alright guys, that's it for me for now. Thank you for leaving a like on this video, and uh... gender fist.

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The Horror Movies That Will Blow You Away This October - Duration: 3:49.

You might already be planning to go trick or treating or bingeing the new season of

Stranger Things this Halloween, but there will also be a few freaky horror flicks worth

checking out around All Hallows' Eve.

From the return of a few major franchises to creative genre-busters and intriguing indie

scare-fests, here are all the new horror films that will blow you away this Halloween.

Cult of Chucky

You just can't keep a murderous doll down.

Dating back to Chucky's debut in 1988, the Child's Play franchise has spanned six films,

all with the nightmare-haunting toy stalking and murdering without abandon.

Cult of Chucky picks up as a sequel to 2013's Curse of Chucky, with a young woman in a mental

institution being gifted a doll that turns out to be the murderous plaything.

The film will bring back Alex Vincent, Chucky's original victim, as well as Chucky's wife

Tiffany and Nica Pierce from Curse of Chucky, and, of course, the doll that started it all.

"Hi.

I'm Chucky.

Wanna play?"

Count on this one to haunt your childhood all over again when it hits theaters on October

3rd.

"We're friends to the end, remember?"

Better Watch Out

This Christmas-set slasher pic has already proven to be a hit on the festival circuit.

The film might be a bit formulaic, as it features a routine night of babysitting that goes horribly

wrong.

But critics have been especially impressed with this holiday-themed tale of a young woman

fighting off intruders while protecting her pre-teen charge.

So we can probably expect Better Watch Out to give Santa's naughty list a whole new meaning

after this one drops on October 6th.

Happy Death Day

What happens when you mash up Groundhog Day with a horror flick?

Happy Death Day aims to find out by featuring a young woman who basically has to re-live

her birthday over and over again — to find out who's murdering her.

"Sprinklers."

"Car alarm."

It's a teenage slasher with a clever twist, and it could be just the thing to lure horror

fans to the theater again and again when it arrives on October 13th.

Leatherface

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise has been going strong for five decades, so it

shouldn't be too much of a surprise that another installment of the OG slasher classic is coming

this Halloween season.

This time, it's Leatherface, which will focus in on the early days of the namesake killer

years before the events depicted in the original Chainsaw.

The film aims to build an origin story around the title character, revealing the future

murderer was once a troubled youth involved in the mysterious death of the local sheriff's

daughter.

He spends 10 years in a mental hospital before escaping, and then the manhunt begins, with

the "deranged," revenge-seeking sheriff out for Leatherface's, umm, hide.

Prepare for jump scares and gore galore when this pic hits theaters on October 20th.

"What?"

The Snowman

Talk about a cold case.

In this crime thriller, an investigator is reminded of a very old murder case when he

finds a victim's scarf tied around the neck of a snowman and begins thawing out other

unsolved murders that might be related.

But by getting too snowed into the case, our hero might find that icy glare trained on

himself and his loved ones sooner than later.

"You could've saved them.

I gave you all the clues."

Get ready to experience all the chills when The Snowman hits theaters October 20th.

Jigsaw

The seventh installment of the Saw series was supposed to be its last, but with so many

games yet to be played, the filmmakers on Jigsaw turned on their tape recorder for another

round.

This time, the film will follow a new mysterious killer who gathers a group of victims to torture.

But while the title character of Jigsaw has been dead for years, investigators start to

notice some striking similarities between his original work and this new protege's.

"The truth will set you free"

These supposed copycat killings will serve as a reminder of the best and worst of the

prior installments and introduce some new horrors for the trap-happy fanbase.

So, get ready to make your choice on October 27th.

"No, it's not creepy at all"

Thanks for watching!

Click the Looper icon to subscribe to our YouTube channel.

Plus check out all this cool stuff we know you'll love, too!

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Multiple People Put Sunscreen In Their Eyes To View Eclipse - Duration: 2:17.

HOW DID YOU WATCH THE ECLIPSE?

DID YOU WEAR SOME SPECIAL GOGGLES OR DO WHAT I DIDN'T

TAKE EVERY PAIR OF SUNGLASSES AND PUT THEM IN A ROW

HOPING THAT WOULD REDUCE IT ENOUGH BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T

HAVE THE SPECIAL GOGGLES AS YOU STARE AT IT LIKE PRESIDENTIAL?

SOME PEOPLE DID STUFF THAT IS EVEN DUMBER THAN THAT.

ACCORDING TO TRSIH PATTERSON AT PRESTIGE URGENT MEDICAL CARE IN

THE BAY AREA, SHE SAID:

HAS ANYONE EVER EXPERIENCED SUNSCREEN SWEATING INTO

THEIR EYEBALL?

IS ONE OF THE WORST FEELINGS AND IT TAKES FOREVER FOR THAT

BURNING SENSATION TO GO AWAY EVEN AFTER YOU WASH YOUR

FACE WITH COLD WATER.

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID?

IT IS PAINFUL TO KNOW THAT THEIR PEOPLE THAT STUPID.

I'M GOING TO GO WITH SPF 50 IN MY EYEBALLS.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO THAT.

YOU ARE REALLY GOING TO KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN AND PUT THE

SUNSCREEN AND IT?

TO BE FAIR TO THEM, THE NEWS KEPT SAYING MAKE SURE YOU

USE PROTECTION WHEN YOU LOOK AT THE SUN.

I PULLED MY EYEBALLS ON PUT CONDOMS AROUND THEM.

I DEFINITELY TOOK BIRTH CONTROL DROPS.

TO BE FAIR TO THEM, THEY ARE NOT BLIND NOW.

I LOVE IT.

JOEY BAD ASS IS THE RAPPER WHO HAD TO CANCEL SOME OF HIS

SHOWS BECAUSE APPARENTLY HE STARED AT THE SUN TOO LONG.

THAT WAS THE STORY, WHETHER IT IS A RUMOR OR NOT HE

DEFINITELY CANCEL THEM AND EVERYONE WAS SAYING IT WAS

BECAUSE HE STARTED THE SUN TOO MUCH THAT

IT'S TRUE AND HE IS NOW CALLING HIMSELF JOEY BAD EYES.

IS THAT THE WORST WAY TO WATCH THE ECLIPSE?

WE

THINK IT IS.

OH NERD ALERT WENT DOWN TO WATCH THE ECLIPSE.

IF YOU

SUBSCRIBE TO THEM YOU CAN SEE A BUNCH OF CLIPS THAT THEY

PUT TOGETHER OF WHAT THE EXPERIENCE WAS REALLY LIKE

AND I THINK THAT IS REALLY COOL SO LOOK OUT FOR THEM.

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When People Find Out You Can't Swim - Duration: 2:49.

(upbeat instrumental music)

(ambient music)

(group groaning)

- Ha ha suckers!

- Hey, you know we should go to the beach.

- Oh!

I call parasailing.

- Lets scuba, right?

(sighing)

I want to try and find the Ty-tain-ick.

- Oh!

I'll book us a deep-sea dive, pronto.

- Actually guys, I don't know how to swim.

- What? - What?

- What?

(yelling) (whooshing)

(glass breaking)

- Oh, oh!

I could teach you.

(dance music)

- Do you teach? - No.

- Whenever I say I don't know how to swim,

people are always saying the same thing,

"Oh I can teach you.

"Oh have you tried this thing?"

- Come on.

No way that's true.

Have you tried floating?

I can teach you.

- No I don't know how to float.

- But floating's easy.

Does this make it any clearer?

- No.

- Does the pool upset you?

Are you gonna scream?

(dance music)

- No, because I don't know how to swim,

but I'm not afraid of water.

(imitating ghost)

- Well, what would you do

if you we're on the next Ty-tain-ick?

(dance music)

- It's Ty-tan-ick, and most people on the Titanic

died from hypothermia.

(dramatic music)

- Does this freak you out?

- No, 'cause again, I don't know how to swim,

but I'm not afraid of water.

- Have you taken a class?

- Yes. - From me?

- No, Katie, you would know if I'd taken a class from you.

- Oh, smart girl.

- What would you do if the pool

were 100 feet deep and I just pushed you in?

- I would drown.

- What would you do if this pool

were 1,000 feet deep and I just pushed you in?

- I'd drown. - See, right there.

It's a survival thing.

If you were on the next Ty-tain-ick, you would die.

- Most people died on the Ty-tan-ick,

and it would probably just be easier

if you didn't push me into pools.

- What if if gave you a class?

(groaning)

And I put you in the shallow end.

- Okay.

- And then we pushed you in the deep end.

- You'd probably just start swimming like magic.

- No, that's not how anything works.

- It could.

- Are you sure you're trying it right?

Because if you start kicking,

I'm pretty sure you'll just start swimming.

- Guys, this isn't working.

This isn't helpful at all.

Swimming is just a thing my body doesn't know how to do!

- [Group] Whoa.

- How are you doing that?

- What?

You don't know how to fly?

- [Group] No.

- Okay, what are you, like afraid of air?

- No.

I don't think so.

- I mean, if you don't know how to fly,

what do you do in the sky?

- I just stay on the mountainous side.

- Okay, but if we were on a plane

and I pushed you out, what would you even do?

- Let's not do that.

- Guys this is crazy.

Flying is so easy.

All you have to do is just fly.

- Oh no, I think I am afraid of air.

(electronic beeping)

(heart beating)

(electronic whirring)

- Hi, I'm Raika from College Humor.

Click here to subscribe, click here for other fun stuff,

and thank you so much for watching.

I love my job and I'm definitely not trapped in this video.

(percussion music)

(exhaling)

(glass squeaking)

Things are great.

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Trump Brings Up Crowd Size During Hurricane Speech - Duration: 10:30.

DONALD TRUMP DID VISIT TEXAS TODAY AS AN EFFORT TO SHOW HIS

SUPPORT FOR THE GOOD PEOPLE OF TEXAS FOLLOWING THE STORM,

HURRICANE HARVEY.

HE DID NOT GO TO HOUSTON, HE DECIDED TO GO TO

CORPUS CHRISTI, ACCORDING TO THE NEW YORK TIMES --

HIS CAMP IS ALLEGING THAT HE MADE THAT DECISION BECAUSE

HE DIDN'T WANT TO DISTURB THE RECOVERY EFFORTS IN HOUSTON,

THERE'S REALLY NO WAY OF CONFIRMING WHETHER OR NOT THAT'S

THE REAL REASON HE DIDN'T GO TO HOUSTON, I KNOW THAT ANYTIME THE

PRESIDENT TRAVELS SOMEWHERE THERE IS A HUGE SECURITY DETAIL

THAT GOES AROUND WITH IT, IT IS WHAT IT IS.

ALSO THE PRESIDENT ISN'T GOING TO GO TO THE MIDDLE OF -- YOU

CAN'T GET EVERYONE WHO NEEDS TO GO TO THE MIDDLE OF HOUSTON

BECAUSE IT IS FLOODED.

AND YOU DON'T WANT TO SAP THEIR

RESOURCES IN HOUSTON TO PROTECT THE PRESIDENT, WHOEVER THE

PRESIDENT IS, AT ANY TIME.

IT MAKES SENSE THAT HE WENT TO

CORPUS CHRISTI, THE STORM HAS PASSED A THERE, IT DID MAKE

LANDFALL, A LOT OF EFFECTIVE BUSINESSES ARE THERE TOO.

HE IS ABOUT FOUR HOURS AWAY FROM HOUSTON, THE NATION'S

FOURTH MOST POPULOUS CITY.

THERE HAVE BEEN VIDEOS CIRCULATING ON

SOCIAL MEDIA AS WELL AS THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IN REGARD TO

HIS VISIT, AND HE GOT A LITTLE CRITICISM FOR SOME STATEMENTS HE

MADE TO THE RESIDENTS OF CORPUS CHRISTI, I DON'T WANT TO

GIVE TOO MUCH AWAY, LET'S TOSS TO THE VIDEO.

THANK YOU EVERYBODY, WHAT A CROWD, WHAT A TURNOUT.

I WANT TO

THANK OUR GOVERNOR, YOUR GOVERNOR HAS DONE A FANTASTIC

JOB, GOVERNOR ABBOTT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I WILL TELL YOU THIS, THIS IS HISTORIC, IT'S EPIC, IT

HAPPENED, BUT IT HAPPENED IN TEXAS, TEXAS CAN HANDLE

ANYTHING.

THANK YOU ALL, FOLKS.

THANK YOU.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

CHRISTINA WILKE, AN INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER, TWEETED

ABOUT HOW HE SEEMED AMAZED AT THE CROWD SIZE, WHICH IS A

STRANGE THING TO TALK ABOUT, GIVEN THE FACT THAT SO MANY

PEOPLE ARE DEALING WITH SUCH A TRAGIC SITUATION, AND HE'S

OBSESSED WITH CROWD SIZES, WE ALL KNOW THAT.

HE MENTIONS CROWD

SIZE ALL THE TIME.

AND THEN HISTORIC AND EPIC MAKES IT SOUND

LIKE SOMETHING GREAT HAPPENED, WHEN IN REALITY SOMETHING TRAGIC

HAPPENED.

HE'S NOT A CUNNING LINGUIST, HE'S NOT KNOWN FOR

SAYING THE RIGHT THINGS AT THE RIGHT TIME, I'M NOT GIVING HIM A

PASS, BUT I JUST DON'T HAVE HIGH EXPECTATIONS FOR HIM.

JUST THE WAY HE TALKED ABOUT THE TURNOUT -- THE PRESIDENT IS

A DISASTER SCENE.

YOU EXPECT HIM TO SAY BY THE WAY, THAT I ALSO

TELL YOU BY HOW MANY ELECTORAL VOTES WE WON?

WE HAD SURPRISES

IN MICHIGAN AND WISCONSIN AND PENNSYLVANIA -- THAT'S WHAT IT

FELT LIKE.

IT FELT LIKE IT BECAME ABOUT THAT, ABOUT THE

CROWD SIZE.

IT ALWAYS GOES TO THAT.

I'M NOT SAYING HE'S

INSENSITIVE, I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYONE GOING THERE AND

BEING INSENSITIVE.

HE'S INCREDIBLY INSECURE ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE WON THE

ELECTION.

ISN'T THAT STRANGE?

YOU WON, DUDE.

WE GET IT.

LET'S

MOVE ON.

HIS WHITE HOUSE SOCIAL MEDIA DIRECTOR ALSO POSTED A

VIDEO OF THE CROWD ON SOCIAL MEDIA, WHICH MADE SOME PEOPLE

ROLL THEIR EYES, TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.

[CHANTING "USA!"]

IT'S JUXTAPOSED TO WHAT IS GOING ON IN HOUSTON HOURS AWAY,

PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY DYING, AND YOU SEE PEOPLE IN CORPUS

CHRISTI, USA, GOING CRAZY FOR THE PRESIDENT -- I FIND IT

BIZARRE.

THERE IS A SORT OF SOMBER THANKFULNESS YOU SHOW A

PRESIDENT, THAT THEY DID TO BUSH, TO OBAMA WHEN HE WAS

THERE, I REMEMBER BILL CLINTON WENT TO OKLAHOMA CITY AFTER THE

MURRAH BUILDING WAS BOMBED, HE WALKED INTO A COMA CITY, I THINK

IT WAS WHERE HIS PRESIDENCY TOOK A PIVOT, BUT HE WAS TREATED BY

THIS MOST REPUBLICAN STATE IN THE COUNTRY AT THAT TIME, BY

THAT CROWD -- IT WAS JUST, HEY, THANKS FOR BEING HERE.

EVERYTHING SEEMS LIKE A RALLY WITH DONALD TRUMP.

MAYBE I'M TOO

PICKY ABOUT THAT NOW, BUT EVERYTHING SEEMS LIKE A RALLY.

THE NATURE OF THE VIDEO WAS THAT'S THE SOCIAL MEDIA DIRECTOR

FOR THE WHITE HOUSE.

HE WASN'T ON HIS RANDOM PAGE AND GOING

IT'S KIND OF AMAZING, THIS WAS -- THERE WAS A BASIS -- THERE

WAS A MESSAGE BEHIND THIS.

CHECK THIS OUT, I'M GOING TO SPAN THE

ENTIRE CROWD AND BACK AGAIN.

MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THIS, THE

ENTIRE CROWD AND BACK AGAIN.

THE POINT WAS TO SHOW HOW MANY

PEOPLE WERE THERE.

THEY LOVE TURNOUT.

DESPITE WHAT HAPPENED, LOOK HOW MANY PEOPLE STILL LOVE OUR

PRESIDENT.

NOT DESPITE WHAT HAPPENED, LOOK HOW THE PRESIDENT

IS HERE TO SUPPORT AMERICANS.

IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND, BECOMING A PEOPLE SUPPORT ME.

THAT THE BEST WAY OF PUTTING IT IN PERSPECTIVE.

THIS IS A

MOMENT WHERE WE SHOULD SHOW EMPATHY AND CONCERN FOR THE

VICTIMS OF THE STORM, AND THIS DID TURN INTO WHAT APPEARED TO

BE A CELEBRATORY THING, A CELEBRATORY EVENT.

OPTICS

MATTER.

SO WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT OPTICS IT JUST DOESN'T LOOK

GOOD, BUT THOSE ARE APPARENTLY TRUMP SUPPORTERS, THEY WERE

EXCITED HE WAS THERE, I DO COMMEND HIM FOR GOING TO TEXAS,

TO BE FAIR --

HE ALSO MADE A GOOD MOVE TO GO TO CORPUS CHRISTI.

INITIALLY HE

WAS GOING TO SAN ANTONIO, NOWHERE NEAR WHERE THIS

HAPPENED, JUST TO BE IN TEXAS, AND THEY THOUGHT BETTER OF THAT,

THAT THEY SHOULD GO TO A PLACE THAT WAS AFFECTED.

AND AS LONG AS THEY ARE ALLOCATING THE APPROPRIATE

RESOURCES TO MAKE SURE THEY HELP THE VICTIMS OF THE STORM, THAT'S

REALLY ALL THAT MATTERS.

AGAIN, BASED ON WHAT I'VE SEEN, BASED

ON THE RESEARCH I'VE DONE, IT APPEARS THEY ARE TAKING IT

SERIOUSLY, THEY ARE ALLOCATING THE RESOURCES -- FAIR IS FAIR,

THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.

FAIR IS FAIR, BUT AGAIN, AND I'M NOT SAYING YOU ARE NOT RIGHT

ABOUT THAT, THE WORK BEGINS WHEN THE STORM ENDS.

THAT'S WHERE THE

RESOURCES WILL REALLY NEED TO BE SCRUTINIZED.

REBUILDING, GETTING

PEOPLE BACK INTO HOMES, PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T HAVE FOR INSURANCE,

PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T BUY IT BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T THINK THEY WOULD

NEED IT WHERE THEY WERE LIVING, MAKE SURE THEY AREN'T SCREWED

OUT OF GETTING SOME KIND OF SUPPORT TO GET BACK INTO A HOME

OR ALL THE THINGS THAT NEED TO HAPPEN.

REBUILDING ALL THOSE

JOBS NEAR WHERE THE PRESIDENT WAS.

THAT ALL HAS TO HAPPEN

AFTER THE STORM PASSES.

WHAT THEY ARE DOING NOW, THINKING ON

THEIR FEET, HELPING FAMILIES, YOU LIKE TO HEAR THAT, BUT

HIS ADMINISTRATION WILL BE JUDGED AFTER THE STORM PASSES.

A PETTY THOUGHT ON THAT LAST POINT, HE'S PART OF THIS HUGE

GOVERNMENT WE WANT TO LIMIT AND REDUCE AND STOP FROM HELPING

PEOPLE, THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THERE TO HELP PEOPLE, BRAGGING

ABOUT HOW AWESOME AND UNPRECEDENTED THE STORM WAS AND

YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF IT, TAKE CARE OF IT WITH WHAT?

GOVERNMENT FUNDS THAT AMERICAN CITIZENS PAY TAXES FOR?

I SAW

THIS ON TWITTER, THERE IS A DON'T TREAD ON ME FLAG IN THAT

CROWD OF FANS.

THE POINT OF PEOPLE WHO CARRY THAT FLAG,

LIMITED GOVERNMENT, STOP STEPPING ON MY RIGHTS, WITH YOUR

GOVERNMENT FUNDING AND BUREAUCRACY AND RED TAPE, YOU

NEED A LITTLE BIT OF BUREAUCRACY AND RED TAPE AND FUNDS TO

HELP YOU.

AND THESE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT WANT TO SHRINK GOVERNMENT TO THE

SIZE OF WHATEVER IT IS IN GROVER NORQUIST'S BATHTUB -- AND I

THINK TOO WHEN YOU SEE WHAT THESE PEOPLE ARE SAYING, AND I

KNOW WE HAVE TO MOVE ON, BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT -- I SAW A

LIBERTARIAN YESTERDAY, AN AVOWED LIBERTARIAN, COMPLAINING THAT

THE GOVERNMENT, THE MAYOR, DIDN'T TELL US TO EVACUATE

ENOUGH.

THESE ARE PEOPLE WHO HATE GOVERNMENT COMPLAINING

ABOUT GOVERNMENT.

YOU NEED GOVERNMENT, IT'S LIKE A

MALPRACTICE ATTORNEY, UNTIL YOU ARE A VICTIM OF MALPRACTICE YOU

DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PRACTICE ATTORNEYS.

YOU ARE RIGHT, WE WILL SEE HOW IT PLAYS OUT IN THE FUTURE IN

REGARD TO ALLOCATING THE RESOURCES TO HELP PEOPLE WHO

HAVE LOST PROPERTY OR LOVE ONES AS A RESULT OF THE STORM -- IT'S

A LITTLE DIFFERENT BUT IT REMINDS ME OF CAR INSURANCE,

WHICH WE HAVE TO MANDATORILY PURCHASE.

IT SUCKS, EVERY MONTH

YOU PAY THE CAR INSURANCE, YOU HATE IT, BUT ONCE YOU GET INTO

AN ACCIDENT, THANK GOD I HAVE CAR INSURANCE.

THIS IS COOL, THEY GOT ME A NEW CAR.

YES, IT'S CRITICAL FOR US TO HAVE EMPATHY.

ON ANY GIVEN DAY

YOU WILL HEAR MEMBERS OF THE RIGHT, LIBERTARIANS, ARGUING

AGAINST GOVERNMENT PROGRAMS THAT HELP THE POOR -- OH, THEY ARE

MOOCHERS, WHY SHOULD MY MONEY GO TO THEM, THERE IS NO EMPATHY

TOWARD THEM, BUT THE REALITY IS YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU WILL

FALL ON HARD TIMES.

AND IT'S MY BELIEF THAT THE ROLE OF THE

GOVERNMENT IS TO PROTECT US, TO TAKE CARE OF US IN TIMES OF

NEED.

IT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THERE TO REGULATE WHO WE MARRY,

HOW WE HAVE SEX, WHERE WE HAVE SEX -- UNLESS IT'S PUBLIC

PLACES, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE SEX IN PUBLIC SPACES --

IT'S THE ROLE OF THE GOVERNMENT TO MAKE SURE WE ARE SAFE AND

TAKEN CARE OF. AND IN THIS CASE IT APPEARS THE GOVERNMENT IS

STEPPING UP TO THE PLATE, IT APPEARS THOSE ON THE RIGHT ARE

APPLAUDING THAT, JUST MAKE SURE YOU APPLAUD THAT WHEN THOSE IN

NEED IT IN THE FUTURE.

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Want To Attack Protesters? Republicans Have A Bill For That. - Duration: 5:54.

YOU KNOW IN CHARLOTTESVILLE THEY HAD THE SITUATION WHERE A

NEO-NAZI RAN OVER 20 PEOPLE, ACTUALLY RAN OVER A LOT OF

PEOPLE, INJURED 19 AND KILLED HEATHER HEYER, EVERYONE WAS

OUTRAGED BY IT WITH THE POSSIBLE AND NOTABLE EXCEPTION OF DONALD

TRUMP, BUT A LOT OF REPUBLICANS DID THE RIGHT THING, SAID THE

RIGHT WORDS, AND UNLIKE TRUMP THEY CAME OUT AND CALLED OUT THE

FASCISTS FOR WHAT THEY WERE.

BUT IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW, THERE HAVE

BEEN REPUBLICANS ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY WHO HAVE PROPOSED

LEGISLATION TO MAKE IT LEGAL TO RUN OVER PEOPLE IF THEY ARE

PROTESTING.

THEY SAY IT'S UNINTENTIONAL, BUT WITH A

SERIOUS WINK THROWN IN.

LET ME GIVE YOU

A COUPLE OF EXAMPLES --

BY THE WAY, "CLEAT" AS IN WE STEP ON YOU AND LEAVE OUR CLEAT

MARKS, THAT IS REALLY SUBTLE.

WHEN REPRESENTATIVE FALLON IN

TEXAS WAS ASKED ABOUT THIS, THIS BILL WOULD MAKE IT LEGAL TO RUN

OVER PROTESTERS, HE STANDS BY THE BILL AND SAYS NO, IF YOU

UNINTENTIONALLY RUN OVER PROTESTERS.

WINK.

BUT DON'T

WORRY, YOU STILL WON'T BE HELD LIABLE.

THEY AREN'T ALONE --

BY THE WAY, IN CHARLOTTESVILLE THE PEOPLE WHO

WERE PROTESTING, THE COUNTER PROTESTERS OF THE NAZIS, HAD

EVERY RIGHT TO BE THERE, THEY HAD PERMITS, BUT THEY WERE ON A

PLACE WHERE YOU COULD DRIVE A CAR, THAT'S WHY THE NAZI GUY

DROVE A CAR AND HIT THEM.

ACCORDING TO THESE BILLS, IT WAS

KIND OF A ROAD, IT WAS AN ALLEYWAY, I KNOW, THIS IS THE

NAZI EXCUSE, BY THE WAY, THEY SAID THIS, MAYBE HE WAS TRYING

TO GET AWAY FROM THOSE SCARY, VIOLENT COUNTER PROTESTERS.

DONALD TRUMP SAID THE COUNTER PROTESTERS WERE VIOLENT.

IF YOU

RAN INTO THEM THE WAY THEY DID, IF THIS BILL PASSED IN THE LOWER

CHAMBER OF NORTH CAROLINA'S LEGISLATURE AND IT WAS TO BE IN

EFFECT, THEY WOULD SAY NOT GUILTY.

THINK ABOUT THIS.

IF ALL

THEY CARED ABOUT WAS MAKING SURE THAT PEOPLE ARE SAFE ON

HIGHWAYS, WHY WOULDN'T THEY SAY IF YOU GO ON A HIGHWAY AND

SOMEONE RUNS INTO YOU, IT'S PARTIALLY YOUR FAULT?

I WOULD

AGREE WITH THAT EITHER, DON'T RUN OVER ANYBODY, TAKE ALL CARE,

NOT JUST A LITTLE BIT OF CARE -- BUT THEY DIDN'T SAY THAT.

THEY

SPECIFICALLY POINTED OUT PROTESTERS.

IF YOU SEE

PROTESTERS ON A ROAD, WE WILL HOLD YOU -- WE WILL GIVE YOU

IMMUNITY SO YOU AREN'T HELD LIABLE FOR RUNNING THEM OVER.

THESE BILLS ARE MONSTROUS.

HERE IS FLORIDA --

IN ALL OF

THESE INSTANCES THE PEOPLE WHO PROPOSED THESE BILLS

HAVE NOT BACKED AWAY FROM THEM.

AND LOOK, THOSE ARE COPS, AND

22,000 OF THEM, IT'S NOT A FEW BAD APPLES, SAYING IF YOU SEE

PROTESTERS ON THE ROAD, WHY NOT JUST RUN THEM OVER?

SO WE WANT

TO CALL THE PEOPLE IN CHARLOTTESVILLE FASCISTS WHO

KILLED HEATHER HEYER, THAT IS LITERAL, THERE'S NO QUESTION

ABOUT THAT.

BUT WHAT DO YOU CALL THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO MAKE THAT

LEGAL?

THERE'S AN ARGUMENT TO BE MADE THAT THEY COULD BECOME

SOMETHING WORSE.

THESE BILLS DIDN'T PASS, YOU MIGHT THINK

CENK, YOU SAID THEY WERE WINKS -- ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

HERE

SOMETHING DIFFERENT TO GIVE YOU A SENSE OF THINGS --

AND NORTH DAKOTA ALSO CONSIDERED THIS, IN FACT --

IN NORTH DAKOTA IT'S BECAUSE THERE WERE PROTESTERS WHO WERE

SAYING, HEY, DON'T DO DRILLING HERE, IT'S LIKELY TO POLLUTE THE

RIVER IT'S GOING UNDER, IN FACT THERE ARE LEAKS ALL THE TIME,

THERE HAVE BEEN LEAKS SINCE THEN, AND IF IT GETS IN THE

WATERWAYS IT COULD POISON US ALL.

NORTH DAKOTA REPUBLICANS

WERE LIKE, OH GREAT, IF THEY ARE TRYING TO PROTECT THE WATERWAYS,

MAKE SURE YOU RUN THEM OVER.

OH, I'M SORRY, I WILL GIVE YOU

IMMUNITY IF YOU HAPPEN TO RUN THEM OVER ON THE ROAD.

IF WE SEE

IT WITH OUR OWN EYES, IT'S SO UNCOMFORTABLE WE HAVE TO CALL IT

FASCIST, BUT IF WE PASS IT AS A LAW THAN IT'S LEGAL TO BE A

FASCIST.

THESE ARE GROTESQUE.

LUCKILY NONE OF THESE HAVE

PASSED SO FAR, BUT THE REPUBLICANS, AND THEY ARE ALL

REPUBLICANS, WHO PROPOSED THESE BILLS ARE UNREPENTANT AND WANT

TO KEEP ON GOING AND ACTUALLY GET THEM INTO LAW AT SOME POINT.

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You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Be A Black Trump Supporter, But It Helps - Duration: 8:49.

IF YOU NOTICED THE OTHER DAY IN PHOENIX WHEN TRUMP WAS

HOLDING A RALLY THERE WAS A GENTLEMAN BEHIND THEM WITH

AN INTERESTING SIGN.

IT SAID BLACKS SUPPORT TRUMP, AND HE IS AFRICAN-AMERICAN AND

HE HAS MORE THINGS ON HIS SHIRT WHICH I'M GOING TO EXPLAIN

TO YOU IN A SECOND.

EVERYONE IS WONDERING, WHO IS THE BLACK GUY WHO IS FOR TRUMP?

A LOT OF FOLKS IN THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN COMMUNITY

VOTED AGAINST TRUMP, THE OVERWHELMING MAJORITY AND

SOME FOLKS THINK IT MIGHT BE CRAZY IF YOU WERE GOING TO

VOTE FOR OR SUPPORT TRUMP IF YOU ARE BLACK IN AMERICA.

LET'S FIND OUT IF HE IS.

WHO IS THIS GUY?

THIS IS A FUN STORY.

HIS NAME IS MAURICE SYMONETTE.

OR IS IT?

IT'S ALSO MAURICE WOODSIDE.

IT'S ALSO MICHAEL THE BLACK MAN.

WHEN YOU NEED AN ALIAS, THAT IS YOUR FIRST RED FLAG.

THERE IS SOME CHANCE THAT THIS IS NOT GOING TO GO WELL.

AS YOU SAW THERE, HE HELD A BLACKS FOR TRUMP SIGN.

IN FACT, WE HAVE IT ON VIDEO HOW ENTHUSIASTIC HE IS FOR

DONALD TRUMP.

AFTER WE COME BACK FROM THE VIDEO, I'M GOING TO TELL

YOU WHO THIS GUY IS, WHAT HIS WEBSITES SAY, AND WHAT HE

HAS DONE IN THE PAST.

BUCKLE UP.

FIRST LET'S SEE HIS ENTHUSIASTIC SUPPORT FOR THE PRESIDENT.

WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY.

I'LL MAKE A PREDICTION.

I THINK HE IS GOING TO BE JUST FINE, OKAY?

DON'T MENTION ANY NAMES.

SO I WON'T.

I WON'T.

THIS IS ME SPEAKING.

WE CONDEMN IN THE STRONGEST POSSIBLE TERMS THIS

EGREGIOUS DISPLAY OF HATRED, BIGOTRY, AND VIOLENCE.

THAT IS ME SPEAKING ON SATURDAY.

RIGHT AFTER THE EVENT.

WHY DID IT TAKE A DAY?

HE MUST BE A RACIST.

IT TOOK A DAY.

VERY PRESIDENTIAL, ISN'T IT?

I WON'T DO IT TONIGHT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO CAUSE ANY

CONTROVERSY.

IS THAT OKAY?

ALL RIGHT.

STOP IT.

AS YOU CAN PARTLY SEE THERE, HIS SHIRT SAID TRUMP AND

REPUBLICANS ARE NOT RACIST.

THAT IS PRETTY CLEAR.

AND THEN HAVE A COUPLE OF WEBSITES YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE

SEEN.

BLACKSFORTRUMP2020.COM AND THEN HE HAD ANOTHER ONE THAT

SAID GODS2.COM.

I WONDER WHAT THAT IS.

ACTUALLY, WHEN YOU GO TO IT THEY ALL LEAD TO HONESTFACTS.COM

WHICH I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, IS NOT HONEST OR FACTS.

WE'RE GOING TO GET TO WHAT IT SAYS THERE, BUT FIRST I

WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND.

THIS GUY IS NOT SOME RANDOM GUY WHO HAPPENED TO SHOW UP

BEHIND THE PRESIDENT.

HE GOES AND TAKES PICTURES WITH PUBLICANS ALL THE TIME.

THEY'RE HAPPY TO.

THEY ARE LIKE, IT IS A BLACK GUY.

THE MEDIA SAYS BLACKS ARE NOT FOR US.

WE HAVE MICHAEL THE BLACK GUY, WHATEVER HIS NAME IS WITH US.

HERE HE IS WITH MARCO RUBIO AND THEN TED CRUZ AND HERE WE GO ONE

MORE TIME, ANN COULTER, AND THEN, WHO IS THAT?

IS THIS KELLYANNE CONWAY?

I CAN'T TELL.

THAT PERSON.

OKAY.

SO HE'S WITH ALL OF THESE NOTABLE REPUBLICANS, DID

ANY OF THEM GO TO HIS WEBSITE?

THEY ARE SO PROUD THAT THEY HAVE ONE BLACK SUPPORTER.

DID ANYONE CHECK OUT, SHOULD I TAKE A PICTURE WITH THIS GUY?

IS THAT OKAY?

IF YOU GO TO HIS WEBSITE, YOU FIND OUT CLAIMS TO LINK ONE

OF HIS THEORIES.

WHAT?

REPUBLICANS THESE DAYS ARE SO CRAZY THEY MAY ACTUALLY

BELIEVE THAT.

THIS GUY IS A LUNATIC.

ISLAMIC STATE, MS-13?

WHAT DOES SHE HAVE TO DO WITH THAT?

WE ARE NOT DONE YET.

HERE COMES THE FUN ONES.

NICE FREUDIAN SLIP THERE.

I AM NOT SURPRISED BY THE REPUBLICAN TALKING POINT

THAT THEY ARE MY EMANCIPATOR.

REPUBLICANS, I LOVE YOU.

BUT THE CHEROKEES?

WHAT?

ONE OF HIS THEORIES IS THAT THE NATIVE AMERICANS ARE THE

ONES WHO ACTUALLY ENSLAVED AFRICAN AMERICANS.

ALL RIGHT, IT GETS WEIRDER.

OH THANK GOD.

THE CANAANITES.

I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO LEAVE THEM OUT.

HELLO, OBVIOUSLY HILLARY IS WORKING WITH THE CANAANITES

DRIVING CHEROKEES.

DO I HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING MORE?

THE REPUBLICANS ARE SO PROUD THEY FOUND ONE BLACK GUY.

WHO CARES WHAT HE SAYS, YES.

ONE BLACK GUY IS ON OUR SIDE.

YES.

YOU HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO BE BLACK AND SUPPORT DONALD TRUMP?

THIS GUY IS.

WE ARE NOT EVEN ANYWHERE NEAR THE CRAZIEST PART YET

WHICH IS HIS PAST.

ONE MORE CONSPIRACY THEORY.

YES, BECAUSE PRESIDENT OBAMA WAS LIKE WELL, THAT ONE DUDE WHO

BELIEVES IN INSANE STUFF ABOUT THE CHEROKEE AND THE CANAANITES.

I NEED TO GET RID OF HIM.

IT'S WEIRD BECAUSE PRESIDENT OBAMA DID NOT HAVE HIM

ASSASSINATED OR SET UP FEMA CAMPS OR WORK WITH MS-13

OR PUT US IN HOBBIT HOMES.

IT'S ALMOST AS IF THEY ARE CRAZY.

MAURICE WANTS TO DEFEND HIMSELF, SO HE SAYS:

THAT SOUNDS PRETTY WHOLESOME.

WAIT.

WHAT YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN CONVICTED OF ANYTHING?

THAT IS THE KIND OF THING SOMEBODY SAYS IF THEY WERE

CHARGED WITH THINGS AND HAPPENED TO NOT GET CONVICTED.

NO ONE HAS EVER ASKED ME A QUESTION AND I WAS LIKE

WELL I'VE NEVER BEEN CONVICTED OF ANYTHING.

LET'S FIND OUT WHAT HIS SITUATION IS.

HEY, MARCO RUBIO, TED CRUZ, DONALD TRUMP, YOUR ONE

BLACK FRIEND.

FIREBOMBING, GRAND THEFT AUTO, 14 MURDERS, NOT CONVICTED.

WELL TO BE FAIR, I GUESS NOW I SAID THREE DIFFERENT TIMES

THAT HE WAS NOT CONVICTED.

HE APPARENTLY WAS PART OF THE CULT BUT THEY THOUGHT THE

CULT LEADER MAINLY DID IT AND HE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH

CULPABILITY

BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT.

GOOD FOR HIM.

BUT HOW DID HE CONVINCE YOU, THIS YAHWEH BEN YAHWEH, TO JOIN

A CULT WHICH WOUND UP ACTUALLY COMMITTING THESE MURDERS?

WEATHER HE DID OR NOT THE GUY DID DO IT AND GOT CONVICTED FOR

IT.

DID HE HAVE A COMPELLING CASE?

HE SAID HE GOT ME BY JUST WALKING UP AND SAYING ALL

WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE DEVIL.

THIS SOPHISTICATED THINKER IS THE GUY WHO NOW, BY THE WAY, IT

IS NOT JUST TRUMP AND RUBIO, ALL OVER THE INTERNET RIGHT WINGERS

ARE GOING, THEY SAID WE DIDN'T HAVE BLACKS ON OUR SIDE.

THIS GUY USED TO THINK WE WERE THE WHITE DEVIL BUT NOW IS

JOINED A DIFFERENT CULT, THE TRUMP CULT AND NOW HE IS ON

OUR SIDE.

I REST OUR CASE.

BLACK PEOPLE LOVE TRUMP.

WELL, THIS PARTICULAR INSANE DUDE DOES.

JUST BUYER BEWARE.

THAT IS ALL I AM SAYING.

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