When challenging an opponent, you want to know exactly what you're going up
against. It's important that you know, because they might be packing more than
you can handle
Welcome back everybody this is agent 144, and I'm back with another Alert
Self-Preservation lesson today... in the fantastic city of Point Du Succ, Kirkland
and I have video footage of a leprechaun breaking into a homeowners house!
Fantastic stuff! What we're going to see is a leprechaun engage in a gunfight
with the homeowner as he's stealing some valuables. It's gonna breakout--is gonna be
fantastic! I's gonna teach us some important lessons
about when to take the fight to the intruder, how to be properly equipped,
when to step in as a bystander and when you know the threat has been eliminated.
So this leprechaun has broken into someone's house and he enters a back
room. Then we're gonna see the homeowner actually walk down stairs, possibly from
his bedroom, and he really just looks confused like he heard a noise and went to
check it out but wasn't 100% sure what was going on.
Now the leprechaun is gonna come out of the room he was in--probably because
he heard the homeowner and he's gonna end up pointing a shotgun a yelling at him
to get on the ground. The homeowner is gonna get on the ground, and the
leprechauns is actually gonna return to the back room--who knows why? But he
probably has a reason for it. But what the homeowner does next is very smart.He's
actually gonna take this opportunity to run upstairs, and as you can see, he comes
back down and brings a firearm with him. At this point, the
leprechaun comes out yet again, and this time, he has what appears to be a box of
Lucky Charms which is very clearly what his goal was all along. So the homeowner,
seeing what the Leprechaun has, is probably thinking, "nuh uh not my magically
delicious breakfast," and he's actually gonna pull the trigger. You'll see here the
leprechaun reacts to the trigger pull and drops the Lucky Charms which is a
bad idea. But, lo and behold, the homeowner realizes that he forgot to load the
gun, and this is something we see a lot as most people don't expect to have to use
their firearms, so when the time comes, they are not prepared. Fortunately, in this
case, the owner happened to have a spare mag in his pocket--lucky that guy--and he's
gonna go ahead and load the gun. Now both of them are in a gunfight with each
other, when suddenly, this hippie who, you know, was just the average
bystander, is gonna ahead and put a stop to this fight. Now the way he goes about
doing this is highly recommended in a gunfight. He actually decides to stay in
the middle of the crossfire but does end up getting shot by both shooters, which
is very unfortunate and totally unexpected. He dies right there
Standing between the two fighters is a good tactic most of the time but,
unfortunately, it didn't work out for this hippie. Maybe next time...I don't know.
Anyway, at this point, the homeowner seems to get really annoyed and steps closer
to the leprechaun. He's gonna fire off just one more shot
and the bullet does connect, and you can see there that the leprechaun falls.
Thinking he won the fight, the homeowner is gonna walk up and grab his Lucky Charms
and begin to walk away, but he forgets something very important, and that's to
check and see if your opponent is actually dead, and in this case, we're
gonna see that the leprechaun did end up surviving the shot with a wee bit of
Irish luck, and he gets up, one-hands the shotgun, shoots him in the back and, of
course, is gonna grab what he came for and does a victory dance on his dead body.
Now let's go back and learn a few lessons. As always, there are eight
lessons in the description of this video. The first lesson is here when the
homeowner decided to get up and grab a firearm. He performed really well here,
finding the right opportunity to pick himself up and get into the fight. We
always emphasize knowing the right time, and this homeowner had the right idea. The
second lesson is here when we see the homeowner coming to the fight with his
firearm, and this is where he makes a mistake.
As he goes to take the shot, he soon comes to find out that he forgot to load
the firearm which is kind of vital when using a gun. And that's a problem we see
all the time. A good way to avoid this is to keep a gun loaded at all times. That
way they are ready for use whenever you need them. And like I said earlier,
fortunately, this time, the homeowner did in fact have an extra magazine in the
pocket of his pants. What a lucky guy! A third lesson in this situation is about
being a bystander in a high-pressure situation. This hippie walks over to the
fight when he realizes what's going on and figures that he probably try
to stop it. In this particular case, the bystanders timing was actually really
good. He sees that the situation was escalating quickly so he steps in pretty
much immediately. His tactic was also really good. He used this classic "Arbiter
Technique" which is to stand between the two threats so they can't make contact
with each other. The only thing I could say about this is to do exactly what the
hippie did because , chances are, it will work and end up saving some lives.
The final lesson here is knowing when your opponent is down and out. Here the
homeowner fires what he thinks is the final blow and begins to leave the scene.
However, he will soon find out that his opponent is still alive and will end up
getting shot in the back causing him to die. The best way to check if your
opponent is dead is to go and feel their pulse
located on the wrist or neck. You can also give your opponent CPR, and if they
come to, you can shoot them in the head to make sure that they're actually dead.
Thank you for watching this episode of alert self-preservation. This has been
Agent 144! ~Stay Spicy~
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