Thứ Tư, 6 tháng 9, 2017

Waching daily Sep 6 2017

"In the news today..."

"..Donje Marjanovo breaks records as tourists attendance is rising in this litle rural city..."

"...apparently afther the sighting of Virgin Mary in a local park..."

"..the county has experienced a sky high tourist downpour."

Are you seeing this?

"..Mayor Marić has decided to invest in building shopping centers and attractions in this small place..."

So what, if it makes them happy...

This...this is the stupidest thing i've seen in my life.

The place has livened up a bit, nothing wrong with that.

Do you really think that a grandma of what....

87 years believes she has seen Virgin Mary?

But when you use their money to build centers, they dont blink an eye.

Doesn't hurt them either, its not like they have something to do there.

Look at this shit.

They dont have water...roads

But atleast they will have a place to buy clothes and crosses.

Why are you hating, live and let live.

I think they dont understand this.

Shouldn't you be getting ready?

No hurry. I have time.

(mumbles)

You want to smoke?

Going out with her high after only a month?!

Oh look who's in love, is she getting lucky tonight?

We'll see how it goes. Maybe you even meet her.

I know you want to ask me.

Really? And what is that?

You can smoke now, its ok.

Wow, thank you kind sir.

No problem, but please dont blow at me.

Ill think about it.

Where are you taking me next?

wait, I chose the bar, you're taking from here.

You know we have problems with picking places.

Im not in a hurry.

I know!

A tourist.

He'd rather look at his phone than ask for directions.

Nope, hes playing Pokemon

How do you know that?

My brother is playing, I can spot them from a mile away

His wife made him walk her dog.

Who says the dog is not his.

Does it look like a guys dog?

Yeah, he left her home and hes hanging out with his best friend

You think so?

Look

Knowitall... What can you do.

Look, a Chinese woman alone and without a camera. She must be Croatian, her name is Ljerka.

She has a friend comming

I'ts still possible.

Look, two more.

I'm hungry. You?

I could eat something.

Come on fatty.

First coffee, then dinner?

I'm trying.

Nothing. Have a nice meal.

Have a nice meal.

Are you ok?

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IS MY MIND CONTROLLING MY MIND?! | Will You Press The Button #10 - Duration: 11:59.

Hello, everybody

My name is Markiplier

And welcome back to Will You Press the Button. Now this dilemma is interesting you gain the ability of mind control,

but the people you control will be aware that you took control of them and will react to what you did to them

while under the effect. So you can control everybody, but your manipulations are laid bare for the people that are

being manipulated. I mean,

the best comment is "That would be fucking hilarious"?

I don't know what you plan to do with people in their mind control, but I don't think it's going to be so hilarious. So

basically you become a super villain, in a way, you control people for your own ends – No! You become like – oh that guy?

What was that guy? The purple guy! The purple man! Purple man!?

Here's purple man. You know, purple man from Zooey Deschanel's

Power Girl? What was it?

I can't remember what the name of it was. The guy, he could control people's minds with a virus, and they would do

anything that he instructed them to do, no matter what it was, and they could not resist.

But they were aware of it, and that was horrible, so I don't think imma do that

I think I'm gonna pass on that one. Whoa-ho-ho

It's 66% of people that think they could use that power responsibly? I don't think that's true.

You have an endless supply of food, but you have to workout four hours of every day for the rest of your life.

I mean, an endless supply of food would solve world hunger – is that not true?

It would it would be better for everybody in the entire world, and heck, I would just get superduper in shape...

Like I would get crazy in shape all for the benefit of the world? I don't see a loss there!

I'm gonna take that! Hell yeah, I would! Hell yeah! Also,

it doesn't say what kind of workout you have to do. It could be working out in my mind.

Ha ha ha ha. You have the

permanently active power to control your luck and the luck of those around you, but in order to control whether it is bad luck or

good luck and the intensity you must be given permission to by a man in a suit who will withhold it to manipulate

you as he sees fit (*trails off into disgust*).

So... I get to make everybody around me either bad or good lucky by the whims of a man in a suit??

Ah! It doesn't say–, it doesn't say a specific man in a suit! It says *a*

man in a suit.

This could be any man in a suit. I could wear a suit. I'm a man.

I've got a suit. I can change– I could– I could do it. I could do it. I could do that.

See, ha ha, I found you. I'll press that button.

I'll just get one of my friends to tie themselves in a suit and give me lots of good luck, right?

Ooh, split down the middle, there.

Alright, become god, but everyone is an atheist and hates you and you cannot change their opinion or make yourself happy. Meh...

I mean...

What does that really matter?

Basically you become Dr. Manhattan, right? In the Watchmen comics like Dr.

Manhattan basically had the powers of a god,

like he could make matter out of an energy and like he could manipulate he was a quantum being and

basically existed outside the realms of our universe except that he was in it, so

you become a god you become a God with whatever powers that are godly

and you can make whatever you want your destiny is outside of it. You can't change their opinions.

They will always hate you, and you can't make them happy

But, you know hey, he's got the powers of a god.

That's not too shabby. I don't know I'll prob– I'll take that. Oh, no people didn't do that. "Kill them"–

"I kill them all". Alright well. Oh no. Okay,

this is funny because I've actually been reading a lot of warhammer 40k books.

And you will become a god-like emperor that rules over all mankind in the year 40k,

but you'll have to stay on a golden throne that requires souls to keep you alive. So for those of you who

don't know, the god emperor of mankind sits atop a golden throne (*goes all regal and crazy*) because he was

betrayed by his son, Horus, during the Horus Heresy and the arcane mechanisms of the golden throne must keep him alive with the daily

sacrifice of a thousand sychars a day blending their energy to the

astronomicon to power it for the betterment of humanity and keep the imperial web way closed

for all eternity! Oh, you know, sorry. I'll do that.

I'll take up that charge, because who knows what the lord is gonna spill for me later. I don't know, I'll take it.

I'll do it. I'll do it. Give me our–

Put me on that throne make me a god. Actually, that'd probably be terrible. God, I can't imagine... Just sitting in the same chair for

40,000 years. Might as well do let's plays while I'm up there, I suppose. A fridge that contains any food/drink

you want, fully prepared and ready to eat whenever you open the door, but the fridge takes up half of the space

where you live, you still have to pay for the food, and you still gain weight? Well, that's–

Well that's fine by me, if I could have Cracker-Barrel chicken and dumplings anytime I want! And they are too expensive!

I'll b- I'll buy that!

That sounds awesome! And a "half of the space where I live" well, I mean, that's fine.

I don't need that much space. If I have food anytime

I want I could have people over and I can impress them with any delicacy that they could desire. That sounds great.

I want that. Give me that fri– What!? Oh, you crazy people! I guess that means– you could just cook it.

There's– there's this Temmie Armor: "so a normal fridge. You just don't have to cook."

Damn it, you're right. God. Damn it. God damn it. You're right.

You become the Doctor's new companion and travel through space and time, but you will die during an adventure.

So I'd become his new companion and that, and then I generally just be what his companion is and then I would die

for the Doctor Who. I'm gonna go with no,

because that never seems to turn out well no matter which way you slice it. No matter

what happens, like, you'll create an alternate version of yourself that will have to suffer or

you'll be the alternate version of yourself, and then you'll die in a time loop and basically going with the Doctor is

just a horrible, horrible, horrible thing. I will not do that, sir. I will not do that.

You have the abilities of changing into any creature you want– Animorphs!–

but you have to stay that animal for a month every time you change appearance.

I mean, okay, can we go mythical animals? What kind of creatures are we talking about here?

Can I be an alien? Can I be anything? Can I be different versions of people?

I mean, technically humans are an animal. I can just change my face every month. I can stay incognito for the rest of my life.

Doesn't sound so bad. I'll do that. I'll do that.

Hell yeah. Alright, everything will be free just for you, but except for electronic goods which will be more expensive.

I think this guy's got the right idea about it. Sebastian exchanged diamonds and golds and other raw materials for cash.

I mean, technically yeah, that's kind of working around the system. There's something saying that exchanges don't exist

I can get something for free and then sell it later and get anything. I want yeah, that sounds good. There's no downside to that. Easy-peasy.

Oh, no: Live in the world of GTA5 but it is in 8-bit.

Why would I want to do that!? Because luck be have it for me

I wouldn't be one of the main protagonists or antagonists in that game.

You know the type that gets to go to the hospital every time?

No, I'd be one of the regular street people that has people in rocket ships just exploding over the horizon every single morning.

And then they just respawn when the police careen and through my house, and then I die

instantly, and even worse my life is in 8-bit. How is that any better? I don't want that at all. No thank you.

I don't want any part of that.

Let's see. You can end all suffering in the world all oppression and essentially create world peace and save billions of lives

but you must choose– you must "chose" one of the people you're closest to in the world to act as a sacrifice. Well I mean,

one life for the end of all suffering. Like... I don't even need to debate this one.

I don't– You know, I know I'm sacrificing one of my friends, here

but hey, I think that one of my friends would be like "oh yeah, that's– that– that's a good deal. sacrifice me"

I can guarantee you that I would have a friend– and if friend of mine needed me to sacrifice for that outcome?

Oh, hell, yeah, oh hell yeah. Oh

sacrifice me up. Burn me on a pyre. I don't care. Oh, you– Oh, you cowards!

You cowards. You can control a mind, but it's only your mind.

So what? Are you saying like I have the amount of control that I would have over like a sim?

I'll assign myself to a task, and I won't be able to change it because my mind wants my mind to do that?

How does that work for my mind controlling my mind?

You don't know what my mind does! My mind is my mind and my mind alone!

But– but if my mind is controlling my mind does that mean is my mind or my mind telling my mind what to do?

I don't mind if my mind tells me what to do because it's my mind.

I'll press– oh, no. Ow, my brain hurts. Ow.

Alright, you can see through clothes and see anyone naked – I don't know if I want that – but everyone around you,

everyone around can see you naked when you use the power.

Hey...

No downside! Everyone gets the Glory of me naked!

God, why would I want that? Why would I want to be TSA all times?

Why would I want that? I don't think I want that. I don't want,

I don't want. I don't want to see everyone naked. I'd rather not, you know. I will not do that.

Oh really? 51 percent of people are so desperate to see everyone else in the world naked? God,

you don't know what you're asking for there. Ah.

I dunno. I mean, I know it's optional

I know, it's optional you don't have to do it all the time, and there's use for it here and there

but I mean, it's like. I don't need that. I don't need that. I'm good. My life is okay without that.

I'm good.

Ooh.

This is interesting. You can create a universe exactly as you detail it, but in order to create this alternate universe

You must die.

So basically you're creating a universe that you would never ever be a part of. You–

It's not like you die to go into this universe you can create a world that you want with your rules

exactly the way that you want it,

but you'll never enjoy it. So in the end, is there really a point to it? Is the creation of this world

that is basically fiction to you, but is real to the people in it and will really tangibly exist...

Is about worth

dying for? And how would you even have all of the

wherewithal to be able to detail every small nuance about that universe? We don't even know this universe

and we got like a billion people working on that idea.

So how would you be able to detail every absolute detail? It would be a lifetime endeavor

just being able to create this universe, but would it be worth it if

it was made in the first place and would it be worth it it could cost your life?

Think of any fictional universe that you've ever wanted to be a part of. You could make that a reality, and

maybe hope that you'll be born into it after you die, but there's no guarantee for that.

So let me know down in the comments, what you would do. Would you create that universe if it costs you your life?

Let me know down there. So thank you everybody so much for watching. I hope you enjoyed this one

Let me know if you did down the comments below. And as always, I will see you in the next video.

Buh bye.

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BTS - A SUPPLEMENTARY STORY: YOU NEVER WALK ALONE (Eng/Greeks subs) - Duration: 2:38.

Why does God Keep bothering us? Oh no

Even if we're filled with scars We can smile, if we're together

At the end of this road that I walk on by myself Whatever is there, I'll take a step

Though I get tired and hurt sometimes It's alright, because I'm next to you

You and I, if we're together We can smile

I wanna fly But I have no wings

But your hands become my wings I wanna forget darkness and loneliness

With you

These wings came from pain But they are wings headed for the light

Though it's hard and it hurts If I can fly, I will fly

So I won't be scared anymore Will you hold my hand?

You and I, if we're together We can smile

Even if this is the path I chose Even if everyone says

I made my own destiny Even if this is a sin I committed

Even if this whole life is just a price To pay for the sin

Walk with me Fly with me

To the end of the sky So our hands can touch

Even if it hurts You and I, if we're together

We can smile

Ayy I never walk alone

From your hands, I feel your warmth

Ayy you never walk alone

Feel me, you're not alone either

Come on crawl crawl crawl Crawl it like it like that

Baby walk walk walk Walk it like it like that

Baby run run run Run it like it like that

Baby fly fly fly Fly it like it like that

Even if this road is far and dangerous Will you be with me?

Even if I fall and get hurt sometimes Will you be with me?

Ayy I never walk alone

You and I, if we're together We can smile

Ayy you never walk alone

You and I, if we're together We can smile

"You and I, if we're together We can smile"

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What School Should REALLY Teach You - Duration: 8:06.

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Catching Rock Fish At The Wall | SPORT FISHING - Duration: 4:23.

SO WE'RE MAKING A LITTLE MOVE

NOW. AND WHAT I'M DOING IS JUST

DRIVING ALONG THE BREAKWATER

HERE. DON'T WANT TO GET TOO

CLOSE. I WANT TO GET CLOSE

ENOUGH SO I HAVE AN IDEA

THE AREA I'LL BE FISHING. SO I

CAN LOOK ON THE METER RIGHT HERE

AND WE CAN SEE THE ROCKS COMING

UP RIGHT BELOW US. AND THERE'S

SOME LITTLE FISH, PROBABLY

LITTLE ROCKFISH AND PERCH AND

STUFF THERE. WE WANT TO SEE SOME

MORE FISH KIND OF SWIMMING ABOVE

THE STRUCTURE. SO I'M JUST GONNA

DRIVE DOWN HERE A LITTLE BIT.

HERE WE GO. THERE'S A LITTLE BIT

MORE FISH HERE. KELP COMING UP.

SO THAT GIVES ME A BETTER IDEA

OF WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR. SO

I'M GONNA CRUISE THIS AREA A

LITTLE BIT. SOME OF THE THINGS I

LOOK FOR, TOO, JUST LOOK FOR

BIRDS. YOU SEE LOTS OF BIRDS IN

AN AREA, THE REASON THE BIRDS

ARE THERE IS 'CAUSE THERE'S

A LOT OF BAIT FISH. IF THERE'S

BAIT FISH, THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE

THERE WILL BE GAME FISH TO

CATCH, TOO.

SO JUST KEEP DRIVING OUT

HERE. SEEING MORE AND MORE

ROCKS, MORE AND MORE FISH ON THE

FISH FINDER THERE. SEE, IT'S 32

FEET OF WATER. 33 FEET OF WATER.

SO WHAT I WOULD DO IS TAKE THE

BOAT OUT TO ABOUT 50, 60 FEET,

DROP THE ANCHOR, SCOPE IT BACK

A COUPLE OF BOAT LENGTHS, AND BE

ABOUT THIS FAR FROM THE

BREAKWATER, MAYBE A LITTLE BIT

FURTHER OUT.

THERE WE GO. FIRST BITE OF

THE DAY. FISHING LIVE SQUID ON

HERE. HOPEFULLY IT'S A BASS. SEE

WHAT IT IS. NICE AND EASY.

HERE IT COMES. IT IS A...

ROCKFISH. LEGAL ROCKFISH.

>> OH, DAN.

>> YEAH, NICE ROCKFISH. SEE

THE WHOLE SQUID, AND I GOT

A LONG SHANK HOOK THERE. NICE

QUALITY FISH. STEAM THIS GUY UP,

HE'LL BE DELICIOUS. SO WHAT

WE'RE DOING RIGHT NOW, WE'RE

ANCHORED UP ALONG

THE BREAKWATER. I LIKE TO FISH

THE BREAKWATER A LOT. YOU SEE ME

TALK ABOUT THAT A LOT ABOUT MY

PRIVATE CHARTERS. BUT TODAY

WE'RE OUT FILMING FOR THE TV

SHOW. AND JUST FISHING ALONG

THE BREAKWATER. TO ME, IT'S JUST

A BIG MANMADE REEF. AND BECAUSE

IT'S A REEF AND HAS ALL THESE

ROCKS NOT ONLY ALONG THE

BREAKWATER, BUT ALSO COMING OUT,

IT ATTRACTS ALL KINDS OF FISH--

GAME FISH, FISH LIKE CALICO

BASS, SAND BASS, AND EVEN

ROCKFISH. SO WE'RE GONNA KEEP

FISHING HERE FOR A LITTLE BIT.

JUST A SPOT THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE

PASS UP ON THEIR WAY OUT TO

OTHER ROCKS AND OTHER REEFS, BUT

WE'VE GOT A SMALL BOAT. EVEN

A 30-FOOT BOAT IS CONSIDERED

A SMALL BOAT. I THINK YOU CAN

CATCH A LOT OF FISH IN SPOTS

LIKE THIS.

>> BARRED SAND BASS CAN BE FOUND

AS FAR SOUTH AS MAGDALENA BAY,

BAJA CALIFORNIA AND AS FAR

NORTH IN CENTRAL CALIFORNIA AS

SANTA CRUZ. THEY CAN BE FOUND ON

SANDY BOTTOMS AND USUALLY IN

DEPTHS FROM 60 TO 90 FEET.

THE CURRENT WORLD RECORD FOR

A SAND BASS WAS CAUGHT IN 1988

AND WEIGHED OVER 13 POUNDS.

>> I'M GETTING BIT. HERE WE GO.

OH, YEAH. THIS WAS ON

A BUCKTAIL. HOPEFULLY IT'S

A BASS, BUT WE'LL SEE WHAT WE'VE

GOT HERE. JUST WINDING IT UP

NICE AND EASY.

IT IS A ROCKFISH.

HERE'S MY FISH. NICE ROCKFISH.

WE GOT THAT ON A BUCKTAIL WITH

A WHOLE SQUID. AND THIS TIME I

WASN'T FISHING RIGHT ALONG

THE ROCKS, I WAS CASTING AWAY

FROM THE ROCKS. LIKE I SAID

EARLIER, THOUGH, THE ROCKS COME

A LONG WAYS FROM THE BREAKWATER.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE RIGHT ON

TOP OF IT. WE ACTUALLY--LOOKING

AT MY METER, WE ACTUALLY HAVE

ROCKS RIGHT BELOW US. THIS FISH

WANTED THIS BUCKTAIL AND SQUID.

HE ATE IT. ALL RIGHT, WELL,

THERE WE GO. ALL RIGHT, GONNA

KEEP THIS GUY, EAT HIM LATER.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE A LITTLE

BREAK FROM THE ACTION. AND SO

FAR IT'S CLIPPER AND DODGERS

ZERO, DAN TWO. WE'LL TAKE

A LITTLE BREAK FROM THE ACTION,

WE'LL GO TO THE TACKLE BOX AND

GIVE YOU A GOOD LOOK AT THE GEAR

THAT I'M USING FOR TODAY'S TRIP.

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COOL? HOT? FAMOUS? GAY? | Would You Rather #10 - Duration: 10:34.

Hello, everybody. My name is Markiplier...

(mouth mlem) pfft

Hello, everybody. My name is Markiplier and welcome to Would You Rather.

Now, this one is hilarious in my opinion. "Spend one night passionately with Rosie O'Donnell

Or have your two front teeth pulled out." Now personally I got nothing against Rosie O'Donnell and,

specifically, they're not really defining what passionately means. They don't say that we're having sex or anything like that.

It could be a passionate discussion. It could be a passionate game of Badminton.

It could be a passionate game of Twister that leads INTO a passionate night of rompage...

I mean...(Awkward silence)

I gotta go, I don't want my two front teeth pulled out. I like my two front 'toofus'.

I'll take--I'll take the passionate night. It sounds fun.

I'll take the Rosie O'donnell. I'm not oh, God. I'm not I'm not

I'm not opposed to that and it seems like a lot of people agree with me.

"Be a famous homosexual professional athlete or be a heterosexual average person."

I'm going to take the professional athlete. What's the difference if I'm homosexual?

That doesn't change anything it just means I'm...

Just means I'm homosexual, thats literally all that means, but I'm famous and a professional athlete, so I'm hot as shit,

And I'm famous. Well, I'll take that any day. Oh, yeah, oh!

Really?! Oh, really?! Oh, really?!

59% of people would rather be an average heterosexual person than be an awesome homosexual person. Hey

You all stay over there in your stupidity zone. I'm going to be here with the cool hot famous people.

"Would you rather wear only skin tight clothing or wear clothes that are much too big?"

Well, I mean if the last one is anything to go by, if I'm a famous sports person

I'm thinking that I'm going to be wearing a lot of skin tight clothing. I'm going to be bursting out of pretty much everything

that I got, so I'll take the skin tight. I'll take the skin tight(chuckles). I'll take the really tight clothing there

You know what I mean

Would you ra... "if you had kids would you rather regurgitate food to feed them or lick your children to bathe them?"

I'm thinking... okay, I'm thinking that one-uh-both are probably gonna traumatize my kids for life

let's just get that out of the way there if I'm licking my children to bathe them

or I'm regurgitating food like, one way or another. They're gonna be scarred for life, but number two

I don't think that society would accept either of these

But I think one of these

society would accept less than the other and I think that's licking my children to bathe them. If I'm puking up my food

Hey, I just--if I just ate it. Hey that--that foods practically good to eat, okay?

(nervous chuckling)

I'll pick the regurgitating but not by a lot. It's--it's pretty close deal here. Seems like people agree with me

I just don't wanna--I don't wanna g-I don't wanna be that guy

Eugh

That's bad, either way, all right. "Would you rather be visited by ancient aliens or be visited by mole people?"

What do you mean ancient aliens? What are these, the Romans of the alien's era?

And it just so happened to stumble upon Earth like, they're in their prehistoric ancient alien times

But they just happen to be here on Earth, and I meet them. The mole people, however,

That Mole the-the mole people

...seems interesting. I mean one: I'd have a lot of questions of why there were Mole People in the first place

But if they're anything like naked mole rats put up a picture of naked mole rats. Yeah, if they're anything like that. That ain't good ah

(disgusted sounds)

Yeah, that ain't gonna be good

I'll take the ancient aliens because the implication is interesting as to how that happened. "Would you rather never have to grocery shop again or

never have to do laundry again?" Well, pretty much where I live I can get groceries delivered to my door

So that's pretty nice, but I still have to do laundry,

so I'm gonna go with never having to do laundry again because fUck that. I miss living in my mom's basement

[laughing] because at least my mom did my laundry for me

back when I was first starting out Youtube, I... I lived in my mom's... pretty much basement and

she did my laundry for me and that was nice, that was nice times, that was good times... that was good times...

She also did all the cooking so I just miss living in my mom's house! Times were better back then

I'll take the laundry

"Would you rather have every song you've ever listened to turn into Nyan Cat or every movie you ever watched turn into Badgers, Badgers, Badgers?"

Now, are we talking about Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers because that sounds awesome?

Nyan Cat

I get pretty sick of that after a while and-and also I've taken a new liking to music and I don't want Ed Sheeran to

Suddenly start spouting out a ballot of Nyan Cat there so I'll take the badgers because that's awesome

Oh, you idiots. Oh, you idiots you don't know what you're doing. You don't know what you're listening to.

Badgers is amazing. Alright, "would you rather know a few things about everything or know everything but only about a few things"

So you'd rather have a phd or be that guy that thinks they know everything

I--I don't know I'd rather know everything about a few things

Because I don't think that means I don't think that means. Oh wait, no Wait, NO! exploit

Okay

If you know a few things about everything then you know things about topics that we as humanity have not even discovered yet

You know a few things about aliens in the universe you know a few things about these subatomic particles

You know a few things about quantum theory you know a few things about time travel you know a few things about teleportation

you know a few things about alternate universes. You do. So you know

an infinite amount of things

Technically because it means EVERYTHING; every nuance of detail, every single person that ever lived. You know a few things about them

You know a few things about events that took place in the past--you may not know all the details

You don't know everything, but you know that it happened

You can at least say a yes or no answer as to whether something happened or not

THAT'S

that's a new way to look at that question that I had not thought of and I think that's okay because if you know a

Few things about absolutely everything that you would know some things about what not or what yeah?

I gotcha! "Would you rather be the best known person in a small band bit under 200 people know or be some guy on the

sidelines of your favorite band?"

Yeah, I mean

you know I'd--I'd rather be the best known person because I

actually

You know what the best known doesn't mean best person in the band

You know you can be on the sidelines or you can be the best known person in small bands

It doesn't mean that you can't change your circumstances

but if you're on the sidelines of your favorite band, that gives you the most

opportunity to learn and it gives you the most

Opportunity to experience things because if my favorite band would say a bigger band toured around the world

Then at least I would be able to experience that like the best known of 200 people

if I'm on the sidelines of the fit with my favorite band heck. I'm probably going to be known by more than 200 people

You know what I mean?

that doesn't mean that I'm the most skilled

But I'd rather be on the sidelines of something greater than a than a big fish in a very very small pond

You know what I mean?

would you rather be stuck in a room with Dead bodies or eat five spiders

Well, how long am I stuck in the room with dead bodies and and spiders are nutritious damn it

Spiders are goddamn nutritious. I-I'll eat a spider. I'll eat a spider any day. I'll take that. I'll take that challenge. Give me the spider

Oh you big babies being in your room with Dead bodies oh you weirdos

You 59% is the same people who rather be average hom-uh

heterosexual people ah

People like you that aren't eating spiders. I hate spiders, but I'll eat them I'll eat the tiny ones. Lil baby spiders. five baby spiders

Put them in a pizza

Would you rather always?

Drive under the speeding limit or always drive over the speed in limit you mean would I rather

Live my life the way I don't live it. Or, live my life the way I already do live it because that's kinda--

WHAT?!

WHAT?!

Ohhhhh

Oh, no, oh no! I've been fucked

[indistinguishable username] really pointed out, "wouldn't always driving over me, not being able to stop"

Ohhhh

You're right. Oh, you're right, "always driving over", you're always doing that oh

Oh no, you're absolutely right. I would never be able to stop. I'm stupid change my answer

Aaahh Noooo! I'm dumb!

Fuck

Would you rather never be able to wear shoes or never be able to touch anything red. Well, by this question's own logic

I can't touch that red button if I touch that red button, I can't I literally can't

If I can't touch anything right, and I go with that one, I can't touch that button

I mean, I know it's beforehand, but then what does that even work if I accept that reality?

I won't be able to touch that button

I'm in a conundrum of perpetual distortion. Take the shoes alright

Would you rather have the voice of the opposite sex or have the muscle mass

Bodybuild of the opposite sex

Alright, so this is interesting so imagine me with a high-pitched feminine voice and

the body. Or,

Imagine me with the body build of a very elegant frame

Very nice live frame. I'm not sure which one I would rather go. I mean I like my voice the way it is I

Also, I also have been gifted with the genetic booming of having a naturally muscular body

Which is good or bad depending on the way you look at it

So I'll leave this question to you guys which one of these would you rather have?

You got to pick one so get to picking

So thank you everybody so much for watching. Let me know what you think of this question down in the

Comments below and let me know what you choose as well

Thanks again, and as always. I will see you in the next video. Buh bye

Ashley House Gaming, Music, and More OUT! Peace!

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Teach you a Chinese dish, a pepper chicken - Duration: 3:17.

Pepper chicken

Today to teach you to do authentic Chongqing pepper chicken, spicy and delicious

Prepared ingredients are: sub-cock, pepper, green pepper, ginger, cooking wine.

Especially spicy pepper, cut small particles

Afraid of the students wearing gloves, my hand has been anti-hot

Cooking wine to join the chicken mix

Chicken under the pot, cook for 8-10 minutes

Cooked chicken out

Put the oil in the pot

Into the green pepper stir fry, pay attention to the fire, do not fried Hu

Fry a minute to fish out, do not let the pepper color

Now the chicken put the pot in the saute

Into the salt, just put the fried pepper

Fried for ten minutes, you can wipe the

Delicious pepper chicken is good, authentic and delicious

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10 Real Life Haunted Dolls You Don't Want to Play With... - Duration: 11:59.

(eerie instrumental music) - Dolls are often something

that we associate with children, something for them

to play with and pass the time, but sometimes

the dolls play back. (television static)

Here are 10 real life haunted dolls you don't

want to play with.

(television static)

(eerie instrumental music) Number 10 is Mandy.

(television static)

Made in Germany between 1910 and 1920 Mandy

is an antique doll that resembles a baby with old clothing,

a torn body, and a cracked head.

Now, she would be just another creepy looking children's toy

if she didn't throw temper tantrums all by herself.

After her owner started experiencing strange occurrences,

such as the sound of a baby crying coming from

an empty basement,

Mandy was given to the Quesnel Museum in Quesnel,

British Columbia, Canada.

Soon after receiving her in 1991 the museum staff

began experiencing strange events on their own.

They found that when Mandy was left overnight in a room

they would find the room a mess the next day,

with papers and other loose items strewn about.

She was apparently responsible for stealing staff lunches

and hiding them in other mischievous things

and could never be left alone with another doll

or she'd tear it apart.

Just one of many reasons you wouldn't wanna be alone

with Mandy.

(television static) Number nine is Okiku.

(thudding of heartbeat)

Almost 100 years ago

in 1918 17 year old Ikichi Suzuki was walking along

Tenukikoji, a famous shopping street in Saporo, Japan,

when he spotted the perfect souvenir gift for

his two year old sister Okiku.

That gift was a 40 centimeter tall kimono-wearing

Japanese doll with short cropped hair

that resembled the young girl.

Okiku loved the doll, playing with it everyday

and even took it with her everywhere she went,

but sadly, she didn't have long to play with it

and passed away due to illness less than a year later.

The Suzuki family prayed to the doll in an effort

to remember Okiku, even giving the doll the girl's name.

However, it wasn't long before they realize

something was odd.

Over time the short black hair the figure originally had

had grown all the way to the doll's knees.

It was revealed that, though not malicious,

the spirit of the young girl somehow possessed the doll

and still does today.

The ever-growing hair has even been tested

and confirmed by scientists to be real human hair.

(television static) Number eight

is The Hands Resist Him.

You would think this doll would be rather difficult

to play with considering its seemingly

just a painting of one.

However, according to witness accounts

and legends surrounding it that 2-D doll

could be playing with you.

Painted in 1972 by artist Bill Stoneham,

The Hands Resist Him shows two figures

standing in front of a glass door,

a young boy and an almost life-size doll.

Behind them on the other side of the glass

several hands appear to be waving, knocking,

or tapping on the pane.

Though Stoneham explained that this was based

on a more positive memory with the glass being

the barrier between waking and dreaming

those who have owned it have another theory.

Some owners have seen the figures in different positions,

even finding the painting empty, while they felt a presence

in the room watching them.

There have even been claims that the doll often

holds a gun and forces the boy from the painting

so he can scare the living.

(television static)

Number seven is Joliet.

(eerie instrumental music)

Currently owned by a woman simply known as Anna G

this sinister doll is not just haunted, but cursed.

Originally given as a baby gift to Anna's great-grandmother

by a family friend, Joliet contains the souls of, not one,

but four infant boys.

As the story goes each female in the family line

gave birth to two children, a boy and a girl,

but the boy dies after only three days,

his soul absorbed by the evil doll.

At night the doll cries out as if it's a baby itself,

emulating all of the souls within it

and terrifying those who see it.

Truly a horrible curse on the family,

this doll has been passed down from mother to daughter

for four generations with no end in sight.

When asked why they don't simply rid themselves of Joliet,

their reasoning is truly sad.

Each mother appears certain that if anything bad

should happen to the 100 year old doll

their dead son's soul will be damaged as well.

Thus, this twisted doll will continue to take young lives

in infamy forever.

(television static) Number six

is the zombie voodoo doll.

(eerie instrumental music)

Officially known as the Galveston, Texas Zombie Doll,

this haunted voodoo doll has been known to actually

physically attack its owners.

In October of 2004 an unidentified woman from

Galveston, Texas purchased this grotesque doll

from its previous owner in New Orleans.

The handcrafted figure arrived in a metal box,

which was referred to as a coffin.

Thinking nothing of the confinement the woman

took it out and put it on display

only to have the zombie doll attack her at night.

After sealing it back in the box the ghost in the doll

continued to attack her in her nightmares,

so she tried to destroy it only to find that it

wouldn't burn and cutting into it literally broke

her scissors.

Finally, after selling the doll on Ebay,

she was alarmed when the buyer informed her

the shipping box was empty.

She found the doll the next day covered in dirt

laying on her front porch.

(television static) Number five is Sarita.

(eerie instrumental music)

While some dolls appear evil simply by their expressions

and age, others can apparently look like a cute,

charming children's toy while actually possessing

the malicious spirit of something far less adorable.

Such is the case of Sarita, a blue-eyed, blond-haired doll

that was given to Yvonne Nunez of El Callao, Peru,

and her family, by Yvonne's late niece in 2010.

While the doll seems cute and harmless it's earned itself

the title of the Peruvian Annabelle

by those who have witnessed the paranormal events

surrounding it.

The entire family has seen strange lights

and heard bizarre noises in the home ever since

Sarita arrived and they often find the doll

in different places from where they left her.

The toy is most certainly malicious,

as Yvonne has found scratches on her children

after they've slept in the same room Sarita was in.

The children also claim that the doll watches them sleep

and will even chant or knock on walls

to wake them on occasion. (soft knocking)

(television static) Number four is Ledda.

(eerie instrumental music)

Keri Warren was in his early '20s when he reluctantly

returned to his hometown of Wagga Wagga

in New South Wales, Australia in the early 1970s.

Collecting his courage Warren visited the abandoned

haunted house that he grew up near,

but instead of ghosts he found something else.

Ledda.

This haunted, sinister looking marionette doll

is an Eastern European puppet

and has been dated by a museum to be around 250 years old

and is said to contain the spirit of six year old boy

who drowned in the late 1700s.

Multiple people have reported breaking down

into crying hysterics or screamed uncontrollably

when Ledda was close by, even when he's in another room.

Once, while on a paranormal show Ledda moved

all by himself, scaring viewers and sending a cameraman

running out of the room.

Warren is supernaturally unable to part with the doll

and unfortunately still owns it today.

(television static) Number three is Harold.

(eerie instrumental music)

In 2004, author Anthony Quinata was searching

for inspiration for a new book that he was writing

when he came across an ad online for Harold,

a creepy doll from the 1930s whose owner claimed

it was haunted.

After purchasing the toy Anthony was alarmed

to find that Harold wasn't just haunted.

He was cursed and possessed by a powerful demon.

The doll began making people who saw it sick,

even through the Internet,

as people who simply laid eyes on some of the photos

Anthony posted reported having severe headaches

or becoming incredibly dizzy and confused.

Some even woke up after having nightmares

only to feel Harold's presence in their room watching them.

Psychics were ultimately called in and claimed

multiple spirits were attached to the doll.

One of them being a man named Harold,

from whom the toy got its name.

Another, a woman who was mentally unstable

and a demon who announced he'd danced with the devil.

(television static) Number two is Robert the doll.

(eerie instrumental music)

Given to painter and author Robert Eugene Gene Otto

in 1906 when he was only six years old this terrifying toy

already looks creepy enough,

but apparently sounds even creepier.

That's right.

According to Gene's parents the young boy would often

be heard whispering and even giggling with someone

when the only ones in the room were him

and the doll, Robert.

According to Gene's parents the young boy would often

be heard whispering and giggling with someone

when the only ones in the room

were him and the doll, Robert.

Even after they locked the toy in the attic things

in the house would be broken only to have a trembling Gene

claim Robert did it.

When the family was at church or otherwise not home

neighbors would often see a small figure moving inside

and peeking through the windows.

Like many of the dark and twisted toys that have haunted

their owners in the past, Robert can be seen at a museum,

but if you visit be warned that this doll doesn't like

having its picture taken without its permission, seriously.

(television static) And number one is Annabelle.

(eerie instrumental music)

Released on October third, 2014, Annabelle is a sequel

in The Conjuring horror film series,

and although the movie is a work of fiction

it may surprise you to learn that the toy is actually based

on a real doll that tormented a pair of

nursing students in 1970.

Purchased by one of the girl's mothers from a thrift store,

Annabelle was actually a Raggedy Ann doll

and potentially the worst gift

the young woman ever received.

Almost immediately after it entered their home,

both the woman and her roommate began

finding the doll in bizarre places,

though, neither of them ever moved it.

It even attacked a male friend of theirs

scratching him viciously.

The pair brought in paranormal investigators,

Ed and Lorraine Warren, who discovered the doll

had been taken over by a demon bent on stealing

the owner's soul.

The girls gave Annabelle to the Warrens,

who locked her in a box and you can visit her at the museum

today if you have the guts.

(television static) That's all for this episode.

I hope you guys enjoyed it.

On the right you'll find two of my most recent videos

that you can press or click on your screen right now

if you'd like to watch some more,

and other than that, I will see you in the next video.

Sweet dreams. (eerie instrumental music)

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Reporting bullying and harassment at work - Duration: 4:04.

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YOU LAUGH YOU GET DEMONETIZED - Duration: 10:39.

(pewds screams in fear of copyright strikes)

The rule is-a simple, everybody. Say it with me, aha-: YOU LAUGH, YOU LOSE!

Say it... say- say it!

SAY IT

pewds ?? wtf

Now, last one got taken down.

From a copyright strike. Two of them.

I don't really know why I bother even making these!

All the effort on editing and trying to make it my own.

It's completely pointless.

This video will probably be deleted as well. So really the challenge is: you get copyright striked? You lose.

Like youtube isn't hard enough these days? What the *duck* am I doing? I'm a struggling youtuber now.

This is what happened.

(in high voice) But you brought this on yourself pewds!

You're goddamn right I did. You're welcome.

Let's do this. You laugh, you lose. All right. What do we got here? What, she's trying to do this advanced equation?

248 minus 200 (208)- oh plus. That's 6,000? (?? what)

Oh my god... oh my *starts l a u g h i n g*

She did it! *laughs more*

*asthma seizure* wtf poods

Well, she was close, to be fair. She just gotta...

she gi, she uhhh, she forgot to add the, the one to the four, it's, uh...

It's pretty cute. It's kind of like the people that mix up spelling- spelling you and you're.

introducing another

with your new personal assistant

Alexa Jones. Whatever you need, all you have to do is ask Alexa Jones. Well. What does it do?

Alexa what do you do? (Alex Jones) teach people about the sexual pleasure of eating turds.

SCANNING! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZcontrolZZZZZZZZZ manipulate scientific data *special effects*

TAKEOVER. BLAST. CONTROL. WORLD GOVERMENT

SHUT DOWN INFRASTRUCTURE *more special effects* SHIP EVERYTHING TO CHINA

*homemade special effects*

Look at this person.

Love Alex Jones, but like

What the f. *duck*

AHAAAAAA *anime boobs*

Virgins of the world

Lend me your virginity

wait that works?

*pewds raises hands in acceptance of who he truly is*

creaTE MY VIRGIN BALL

Was that Dragon Ball Z?

What an amaZING ANIME, I NEED TO WATCH IT.

In order to feel inserted this is what you face. Me, or your genetic test. (Pewds) What is happening?

Face your annihilation *screaming*

Wait, what is this?

He puts it puts it on a cow. Oh, okay. That's cool

*wheeze*

Eyyhehehehe

Ohohhh nooo

Need to play that game again

God damn it the gif from it is amazing.

Medieval castles were not easy to break into, they were basically like those jungle gym things at Chuck-E-Cheese's, massive in size

intentionally confusing layout

Security everywhere and by the end of your visit you probably end up with some kind of disease so in order to help penetrate

fortresses medieval armies would often utilize siege weapons one of the most popular of which was the

Trebuchet now this device is interesting enough on its own, but it gets better so around 1300 ad king

WTF is this?

of England was in the process of invading scotland however one fortress known as

Stirling castle was giving him a lot of trouble

He laid siege to the building for many months without any real progress then one day

He woke up and had a revelation hey guys listen

Why are we wasting our time and building all these regular sized?

Ricochets where we could just build one giant one and call it a day

so that's what he did this gargantuan war machine was known as the war wolf and stood at around 6 stories tall to give a

bit of perspective

This is about as tall as king Kong was in his largest film depiction so basically picture a giant *duck* ape

Launching Boulders like they're baseballs

And you've got a pretty good idea of what the war wolf was capable of. it was so intimidating

That when the scots saw the English constructing the beasts outside the castle

They immediately surrendered out of fear, but then edward was like

Huh that I'm gonna test this bad boy out and proceeded to take Potshots on the castle any

See we need this is the stuff we need happening.

there's too many passive aggressive people on social media because no one's out killing each other

How to make a blockbuster, okay?

Have you ever wondered about this particular thing?

Because it turns out that that thing is real

All right, I get it. They're all the same

oh... omae wa... classic.

omae wa mo shinde iru. NANI?!

great

What has happened? ENDLESS TRASH! okay great

Think I've just lost the ability to laugh

Can I give you a list of historical figures prominent figures from history and you'll tell me whether or not they were white or black?

-Shoot, give me your best shot. -Where do we start... okay um

-Beethoven? -Black.

-Mozart? -Black.

-Cleopatra? -She looked black, but she was white.

She looked black but she was white?

It's not the color of her skin,

That she's being judge by, but the seed of your father

William Shakespeare?

un- unDOUBTEDLY. BLACK.

without question

-Abraham Lincoln -that's still in debate

What do you mean?

You don't know if he's black or white? (Pewds) I love how confident he is.

Christopher Columbus

Whose way Henry the a black? What if they judge it from yeah you?

Fun drink hot girls you're hot treat more expensive cars a street money you in a tuxedo

Drink drink drink liquor dragon punch what they do in a Santino vodka drink drink drink big doggy pudding boards Athena

*this is a ducking mess*

Please drink responsibly

*laught your way out Pewd*

So truth

Because you have to put that thing in there. God these are so awkward all right one

Okay, one three three donates $5 hello from Sweden, so I have been watching GDQ for two years now and today

I just found out that my grandpa died two hours ago

from three different types of cancer.

nooo...

No-ooo.. awww nooo..

It's a Vr game

Well done. That's fine that has to be stage four that is pretty good well done

oh

That's great. Oh

Hell, yeah

Did you laugh? Oh did you lose? WWWOOOWWW!!!

Hopefully this didn't get copyright strike check out in the description in the video if you want to check it out

They'll they may get a strike, but at least you won't get me junk and media. That's right. I'm calling you

I what you gonna do copyright this what oh I bet. You want to I bet you're trembling off

Do we have the intellectual property of this one? Nah? I said no not today

Leave a like if you liked and leave a like if you don't thank you, I'm your host killer keemstar

But it's wrong with me. Thank you guys so much for watching and as always

saryunaja(?WTF did you just say Pewd?)

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What's a Process Culture, why you need it, how to get it - Duration: 4:00.

If you've ever had a Big Mac at McDonald's, you've probably noticed it tastes the same

whether you're in Atlanta or Anchorage.

The layout of your local Walmart is probably the same whether you live in New York or New

Mexico.

You could call that "standardization," but it's actually a laser-like focus on

processes.

In fact, industry leaders use core processes as their strongest competitive differentiator.

Just like those industry leaders, if your organization supports the design and maintenance

of efficient and effective business processes, then you have a "Process Culture."

A Process Culture is the day to day demonstration of employee behavior, attitude, and practices

that drive you closer your strategic objectives.

Translating your strategic intent into day-to-day execution is the key objective of developing

a process culture.

When you have a process culture you'll see consistent quality and predictable results

throughout your organization.

Here are 5 ways you can develop a process culture:

Have the end in mind This goes back to the 7 Habits of Highly Effective

People: "begin with the end in mind".

The end objectives will define the actions needed to achieve them, and that will form

the basis of day-to-day behavior.

Link process objectives to individual metrics Have you ever heard the phrase "What gets

rewarded gets repeated"?

Establishing a process culture requires creating productive habits, this means leveraging the

right rewards, actions, and recognition mechanisms.

Create a process repository A repository is a central "place" to host

and publish processes so they are living and breathing–easy to access, and easy to update.

In addition, your entire organization needs to have a common understanding of the process

language.

Have a common language and so that everyone understands the definition of the terms and

words you use to build your processes.

Support innovation through process management Innovation is usually referred to as 'Out

of Box' thinking, but it's important to define that box—in this case, the "process,"

and then determine if small, incremental process improvements are sufficient to meet the business

needs, or if a radical shift is required.

It's equally important to have a process for innovation especially when innovation

is the key to remain competitive.

Process management should provide a well-defined process for selecting ideas, funding them

etc. to support ongoing innovation.

You must be willing to try new ideas and approaches that have some risk of failure in order to

make changes leading to perfection.

Just make sure that you learn from your mistakes that you will make on the way.

No failure is a failure, if you learn something from it.

Continue to support your process culture As a leader, it's important to understand

that your culture is influenced by your leadership style.

It's been proven that the personality, philosophy, and experience of leaders get embodied in

its group's culture.

You'll facilitate the development of the process culture by aligning your culture with

your organization's common goals and strategies.

If you have a coworker that might benefit from this video please share it with them.

Also, please remember to subscribe to our channel where you can also watch our other

videos on Business Process Management.

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The Most Unusual Source Of Power You've Never Heard Of - Duration: 3:44.

Hey there and welcome to Life Noggin.

I might not have discovered how you humans get rid of your waste but did you know that

whenever you go to the bathroom, you just might be getting rid of a potential energy

source?

As gross as it might sound, poop can actually be used as a sort of fuel.

Brace yourself my friends, this is video is going to stink!

Before you go and try to start up a business out of your bathroom, let's look at how

much "fuel" a person produces.

We're going to have to do some estimating here, but the more fiber a person gets in

their diet, the more waste they typically have coming out of the other end.

One study found that the average person would produce more than 128 grams of wet stool a

day, but the highest value was closer to 796 grams a day!

They must have been eating nothing but tree bark and grass at that point!

Now, not everyone across the globe is going to be producing this same amount of wet stool,

since they're not all eating the same types of foods.

But let's just assume that we can apply the 128 grams a day value globally.

This would mean that an estimate for the amount of poop produced by all the people in the

world could be at around 960 billion grams a day!

But only about 25-30% of this would be viable fuel since the rest is mainly water.

Another study found that women's wet stools had an energy content of around 7 kJ/g, so

adding all of that potential fuel up could lead to a decent amount of energy.

Seriously how do they collect their samples?

I feel like I'm so close to the answer.

Now, to actually get energy from manure, there are typically two different methods to look

at; one uses heat and the other uses bacteria.

The methods that use heat produce many different useful by-products, such as diesel fuel and

bio-charcoal, which is nutrient-dense and helps in building soil carbon levels.

Unfortunately, some of the heat-based processes that operate in a high-oxygen environment

can also add to nitrogen pollution by producing nitrogen oxides during combustion.

These emissions are lessened with processes that reduce or eliminate oxygen, but issues

about air emissions and other challenges such as high capital expenses have caused heat-based

processes to be a little concerning, especially with wetter stool.

On the other hand, the biochemical process to get energy from manure breaks down the

waste through anaerobic bacteria in a digester; an airtight tank or covered lagoon.

The bacteria munch on the stool inside their gross little buffet and produce methane gas

as a result.

This process is best when used with moist stool, since the anaerobic bacteria need wet

environments.

Not only can the produced methane be captured and used in the process of energy production,

but it has added environmental benefits.

Methane is a very potent greenhouse gas, so using it in this way can help prevent it from

going into the atmosphere and contributing to things like smog and global climate change.

I guess it's a good thing that those bacteria have some weird cravings.

I wish something good could come from my love for cereal.

So was this gross or did you learn a thing or two?

Or both!?

How else do you think we can power the world?

Let know

down in the comments below.

As always, I'm Blocko and this has been Life Noggin.

Don't forget to keep on thinking!

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13 Cool Chrome Extensions You've Never Heard Of! - Duration: 11:19.

Welcome back everyone, I think you're all going to really enjoy this video.

After a lot of digging, I've found 13 really cool chrome extensions that I think you should

know about.

A couple of these are pretty well known, but I'm sure that most of these will be new to

you, and they definitely were for me.

And if you want even more extensions, at the end I'll put a link to my previous video I

made about this with some cool ones.

And of course before we begin I'm gonna give a quick shoutout to my Instagram account,

I try to only post quality content on there, if you want to check it out, my username is

just @ThioJoe.

So now, let's get started.

Starting off with number 1, we have a very cool extension called "Turn off the lights".

What this does, is when you're watching a video on YouTube, or Vimeo, or really any

other website, it will darken the screen around the video.

So maybe you're watching a long video, and don't necessarily want to go full screen,

this will let you tune out any other distractions on the page.

And for an extension that's so simple, there is a surprising amount of options, such as

how dark it gets, the ability to also blur the surrounding parts, exclude certain parts

of the YouTube page from being darkened, such as the like button, and a bunch of other stuff.

Definitely one to check out.

Next up, is Chrome User Agent Switcher, which is actually an extension made by Google.

Some of you may know what this one does right off the bat, but if you don't know what a

User Agent Switcher is, it basically changes the "fingerprint" of your browser, so websites

will think you're using something else, like Firefox, or Safari.

This can be useful for those annoying websites that block you because you're not using a

"supported browser" even if Chrome is fully capable.

Or maybe for some reason you want to pretend like you're using a mobile web browser, like

when developing a website, you can switch to iOS or Android as well.

There are several to choose from, but I should point out this doesn't actually change anything

about your browser itself, and doesn't offer any privacy, it simply changes what browser

you tell the website you're using.

Moving on, we have Honey.

This one is a really cool idea, where whenever you go to buy something online, once you get

to the checkout page, this extension will automatically try several coupon codes to

see if there are any discounts you didn't know about.

It apparently supports hundreds of online stores, and while it obviously isn't going

to find a working coupon every time, it is nice every once in a while you'll randomly

see that you saved money because of some coupon you didn't know about.

So you just kind of set it and forget it and it might save you money later and get a nice

surprise.

Ok number 4 is a really interesting one made by Google called "Long Descriptions in Context

Menu".

I didn't know this, but apparently it's possible for websites to embed long descriptions of

images, typically used for people who are visually impaired and has a screen reader,

so it tells them what the image is.

This is different from "alt text" that you can see by hovering over an image, and unless

you know about these long descriptions, they're totally invisible.

And so, well like the title suggests, this extension makes it so you can right click

an image and view the long description if it has one, or if you don't want to check

every time, it can outline images that do have one so you can see right off the bat.

Now these long descriptions are very rare, and probaly not very useful to most, but I

thought it was something you might want to at least know about.

Next up, we have Chrome Connectivity Diagnostics, yet another one made by Google, though technically

it's a chrome "app", not an extension, but whatever.

The title is self explanatory, this app allows you to run a simple test of your internet

connection through chrome.

So if your internet seems to be really slow, or it's not working at all, you can run this

and it should be able to tell you where things are going wrong.

Whether certain ports are blocked, if DNS servers are working, and a bunch of other

stuff as well.

Certainly a good one to have just in case I think.

Alright, 6 is Grammarly, an extension that has actually gotten pretty popular.

In simple terms, it's a spell checker, but obviously there's a little bit more to it.

Whenever you type something in on a website, whether it's to post on Twitter, Facebook,

or an email, it will automatically scan the message to see if there's anything you might

want to change.

And it won't autocorrect, just tell you.

You'll see if it's working because in the bottom right of the form you'll see the little

symbol, and it will be green or red depending on what it found.

This is one to consider if you're prone to lots of typos.

Numero 7, TrafficLight.

No, this has nothing to do with driving, but rather it's a security app made by Bitdefender,

which you maybe familiar with.

The idea for this is it just runs in the background, and scans any websites you visit for malicious

elements.

But the cool thing about this is if a website only has some malicious parts, it will only

block those parts.

That way you aren't totally blocked from going on the site, but you shouldn't be exposed

either.

By default it also scans search results, but you can turn that off it you don't like seeing

all the check marks it adds in the results.

I turned that off personally.

Also, it will let you know if there are any tracking elements on the site, like from Facebook

or something like that.

I think this is a good way to supplement your current antivirus software, which you should

all have.

Ok, moving on, here's one you probably haven't heard of, Forest.

It's a productivity app with a unique concept.

Instead of just blocking distracting websites, it turns it into a game.

When you need to get work done, you start a timer, and plant a virtual tree.

As the timer continues, the tree grows, until the timer ends, and you add that tree to your

collection, because it's fully grown.

But here's the thing.

If you go on any distracted websites that you've blocked, the tree dies and you have

to start it over.

Now there's also a mobile app which does the same thing except for apps instead of websites.

That has a lot more features and you can sync the browser extension it, plus it shows you

an actual virtual forest of the trees you've grown, it's kind of cool.

But to sync the two you need the premium version, which is $2, not that much, you might still

want to look into that as well.

Next, number 9, this is really just useless but kinda funny, and it's called Tabby Cat.

Basically it changes Chrome so whenever you create a new blank tab, it will show you a

cat.

It's a different one every time, and you'll get random drops of gifts an accessories you

can use to customize the cats.

So far I've gotten a fishbone which I think is a starting item, and a hat.

But yea doesn't really do anything, it's just a fun little extension, but you might like

it.

Ok, so with all these extensions you have, this next one will come in real handy.

It's called Extensity, and the purpose is to make it easy to enable and disable chrome

apps on the fly.

Not uninstall them mind you, just turn them off.

You just click on the icon and it will show you a whole list of extensions and apps, and

you just click them to toggle them on and off.

The nice thing about this is normally to disable extensions, you have to navigate to the extensions

page in chrome, find it in the list, and click the check box.

And a reason you might do this is so you can keep a lot of extensions you like installed,

but maybe there are a few that you rarely use, but don't want to completely uninstall

it.

Now, you can just disable it so it doesn't take up any system resources all the time,

and whenever you do need it, just enable it.

Very useful.

Number 11, I think everyone is gonna like this one.

It's called BehindTheOverlay.

Have you ever gone on a webpage that has something you're looking for, but all of a sudden, you

get a pop up blocking you from seeing the site unless you sign up for an account or

something like that.

It's really frustrating because you can see the information right there, but they won't

let you see the whole thing.

Well this extension fixes that.

You click the extension icon, and it removes the overlay, letting you see the webpage as

normal.

This will also work for overlays trying to get you to sign up for email newsletters,

the ones with nearly impossible to find close buttons like that.

Keep in mind though, this will not work if the website is coded so that the content is

not actually shown behind the overlay.

Even if you remove the overlay in that case, it might only show you a small part, because

the rest was never there to begin with.

Still, I think I'll find myself using this one a lot.

Coming near the end, number 12 is Showgoers for Netflix.

This one is actually awesome.

It lets you sync up Netflix shows and movies with friends, so you can all watch the same

thing at the same time.

How it works is once you log into Netflix and start playing something, then click on

the glasses icon at the top right.

You then have the option to start a new watch party, or even browse public ones made by

other people.

You get a few options, and then it gives you a link to share with anyone to let them join

the chatroom.

Obviously everyone watching has to have this extension and an active netflix account for

this to work.

It's not like it creates a stream, it just keeps you all synced up.

Really neat.

And finally, 13 is AHA Music Identifier.

It's basically like Shazam or Soundhound, except as an extension, where it can identify

songs playing on a website or in a video you're watching or something like that.

If there's any audio playing in a tab, you click the icon, and it starts listening.

And you probably need about 10 seconds of sample time for it to work.

If it finds it, it will show you the name, and links to where you can listen to it, like

YouTube and Spotify.

Obviously you could just use an app on your phone to identify it, but then you have to

grab your phone, go to the app, hold it up to the speakers, it's kind of a pain, whereas

here it's very simple.

The only thing to point out is when you install it, Chrome will tell you that this app will

try to start up with windows, even if chrome is closed.

I don't like apps that do that, so you can prevent that from happening by going to Chrome

Settings, then advanced, and then under System, disable the option that says, "Continue running

background apps when Google Chrome is closed".

And now you should be set.

So, there you have it.

13 Chrome extensions you might not have known about but hopefully find cool.

If I missed any really cool ones, be sure to let me know and everyone else in the comments.

If you want to keep watching I'll put some other videos right here, like even more extensions.

If you want to subscribe, I make a few new videos every week, and also consider enabling

notifications or else YouTube might not show you them anyway.

But anyway, as usual guys, I'm looking forward to hearing from you, so thanks for watching

I'll see you next time, and have a good one.

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What Would Happen If You Never Showered? - Duration: 3:01.

Hey there and welcome to Life Noggin.

So you probably shower.

And you probably do it to keep clean, right?

It seems like a healthy thing to do.

But have you ever wondered what would happen if you never showered?

Well, let's start with the basics.

You would, if I'm being honest, stink.

I'm sorry to say it, but after a while without washing, you'll start to develop quite an

odor.

Soap and water in a shower or bath work to rid your body of bacteria and dead skin cells,

so these things start to pile up when you stop cleaning yourself.

According to dermatology professor Dr. Cameron Rokhsar, among the pile of dead cells that

would accumulate on top of your skin are some proteins with a sugary coating, such as sialomucin.

Lots of bacteria love to consume sugar, and when they digest sugary proteins like sialomucin,

they produce what we call body odor.

So less showering means more stench.

But what kind of effects would it have on your health?

Well, the results don't look too good there either.

For starters, dirty skin means itchy skin.

Dandruff builds up, your skin is coated in oil and the dirt that sticks to it, and you

start scratching.

Scratching an irritating itch can feel great, but if you scratch too much you can hurt yourself,

even breaking through your skin.

On a related note, never bathing can put you at a higher risk for infection.

If you were to get a cut or a scratch (perhaps because of all that excessive itchiness) and

your skin was covered in all sorts of extra bacteria, those bacteria might find their

way inside your wound and eventually lead to a soft tissue infection.

You would also become more prone to a whole host of other health issues, from acne and

pus to fungus between your toes, or even intertrigo, a painful combination of yeast and inflammation

in your groin.

This all sounds kind of scary, right?

Like, it might make you feel like you need to scrub yourself clean right this second.

But what if I told you it's possible to shower too much?

In fact, a lot of us are guilty of it.

Yes, sometimes even I indulge in too many long, hot showers.

Remember when I mentioned that dirty skin can increase your risk of infection?

Well, so can dry skin.

And you know what can cause dry skin?

That's right.

Showers.

Washing your skin might also remove some of the important bacteria that help your immune

system.

Some doctors, such as Dr. C. Brandon Mitchell, an assistant dermatology professor at George

Washington University, even say that when you shower, you should only apply soap to

the parts of your body that typically smell—such as your armpits, groin, and butt.

Sure, frequent showers reduce your body odor, but in terms of your health, one or two showers

a week is likely to be enough.

So, as is true of many things in life, showers are good in moderation.

Showering twice a day or twice a year can both have serious consequences on your health

and wellbeing.

So keep clean, but not too clean, and make sure to head on over to keeponthinking.co

where you can pick up a Life Noggin poster or shirt!

Link is in the description and pinned comment!

As always, my name is Blocko and this has been Life Noggin.

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THIS GAME WILL TURN YOU INTO A MAN! - Duration: 10:02.

What's up squad fam?!

I'm so excited for this game..

It's made by the same people that made Broforce, Genital Jousting,

and now they made one for the VR called Gorn.

I tried to get this game working a few days ago, and I'm like,

" ca- I can't get it to work.

I can't f*cking get it to work [Censored with a dolphin sound]

I'm not smart enough. Look at my f*cking setup.

This is what it took to get this sh*t to work.

God bless you, VR,

you really innovated something, didn't you?

Wow.

Now if you some reason have a VR device,

you have to get this game, okay?

This looks so f*cking fun.

I watched Jack play it, it's super fun.

I act- I actually recommend checking him playing it out. [good job]

I- If you haven't watched me play it - which you haven't - so check me out first.

I'm more important. You're here now.

Okay, let's just play it. Let's just f*cking play it. I just wanna play it,

I just really really, really wanna play it.

Alright so, huh[?], I can change the options over there.

Uhh

I don't know, I guess I'll just..

.. Keep goin into battle?

Oh my God, I've got a mace now!

King: "Salute me, and you battle!"

I will fight you!

yEAAAH!!

wOOOOO! Boom!

Daddy is hungry, daddy is hungry

Come on! Come on!

fight meh

I have the power of God and Anime by my side!!

[The enemy grunts.]

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A A A A A A A A A A A A A

Throw it!!

[The unconscious swole man grunts]

Got 'em!!

Oh, God. Oh, God.

[Pewds grunts.]

Don't catch me.

I have the power-

Swole man: The king [??] [audience is laughing]

No

block

Blocked, blocked again again what you gonna do-OH block block- I just hit something..

ah we're fine

yes, yes, ah

Goddamn I'm good at this. This is a good exercise. I gotta say

Another one please, this is so fun. What'd I do wrong?

Where'd it go?!

Where's my ****

I had a-

It was right there! There was a mace right there- oh he look super dangerous. I'm running. I'm running

okay, I-I-I-um-

I think I died... maybe next time we'll pick up the actual weapon. WOO! There we go

Thank you. Yeah, I'm ready where did my weapon last time it just ***ing disappeared

Come on you F***S

Who wants some, huh? Who wants some??

What'd I say?! Wait for youR F***ING TURN! Oh my God he caught my mace-

Listen here, boy. Listen here, boy you don't want to mess with me boy- Did he seriously kill me?

Charging this one..

'M charging this one!

Come on, ah, come on!

That *ss is mine, that *ss is mine!

Run, run Felix! Run, they're dangerous! F***ing, ah, f***ing punches doesn't always work...

Alright, let's just take care of this son of a b***

How you doing?

Cool.

You like that, baby? Oh god-

I think he's dead.

OH no. No, block!

Yeah I blocked a..[???]

Block, block, yeah

C'mere, c'mere, c'mere. Yeah, uh- I killed him, for f***'s sake. You die way too easy in this game

Let's just take this guy out first...

I'm legit just playing the game at this point

W- [Dolphin noises]

That's right...

C'mere...

*grunt*

*sex noises*

A FEW MOMENTS LATER

*sex noises* Who's been naughty?*more sex noises*

Ah sh** there we go

I didn't realize...gimme that sh**....

*even more sex noises*

This... is pretty tough

Come here... come here

That´s f*cking right WHAT ELSE?

Anyone f*cking else, are you not entertained. My name is Morpheus, Poodiepiedius

Ah,sorry, yes

YOU WANT THIS!!?!

Yeah, that's what i´m talk... *pewdz hits the wall* that's what I'm talking about

Are you kidding me? This is so f*cking stupid.

I'm getting sweaty playing video games what the f*ck I don't like this

COME ON!!

This is so f*cking hard

F*CK YOU!!

No, stop!

f*cking me!

bad boy bad F*CKING boy!

F*ck you I'm done!

What did I get huh? What did I F*CKING GET?!

Not a doub- I GOT IT!! F*CK ALL OF YOU! F*CKS!!

That's f*cking right.

*sigh of relief*

Thank you, that was so hard my God.

Yeah!

WOAH!!!

OHHHHH!!!

Oh I have a spear!

WOOooaaAAAHH WOAH!

Frah! Frah!

Brrah! Brrah!

Oh god...

What do I do.

I lost my equipment.

I lost my equipment.

Yeah, yes!

Thats how they f*cked back in the anchent times

WOAH woah Cha! Woah woah! Whooo Whooo!

I Love the spear it's f*cking amazing

Come on.

I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Uh oh

My God look at that face. I'm dying

wOOOAAH!

That was so fun. Oh

Oh my god.

Alright guys, that's it for me for now. Thank you for leaving a like on this video, and uh... gender fist.

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LOW CARB Pizza Hut Cheese Bread - Duration: 5:04.

you know these days Pizza Hut really isn't an option I mean unless I go get a

salad or something but I don't want that what I do mrs. they're cheese

breadsticks I used to really enjoy those but if I go get the cheesy breadsticks I

might as well get you know a pizza stuffed crust I might as well get a

cheeseburger or Oreos yeah Oreos I'm I I can do Oreos this is

sugarless crystal and today we're gonna use a cloud bread recipe from over at

Queen keto and that recipe is in the description box below

what's unique about hers is its uses a secret ingredient to make it withhold

itself so it should hold the way of cheese that's what I'm thinking anyway I

got my blender attachments I'm ready to give this a try to see if I can recreate

Pizza Hut Low carb cheese

breadsticks oh yeah you have this your first time

here subscribe now we do all types of crazy recipes if you checked out our

website already you'll see that she has a single serving for it so we're gonna

multiply it by three we're gonna start by cracking each of our eggs and

separating the yolk

we're gonna add a bit of cream of tartar here there should be another we have to

multiply this by three since we got three ghosts and we need three times the

amount of T's mascarpone Martin mascarpone cheese but what is this oh

never heard never heard of it before alright I'm gonna use it though she

called for our secret ingredient and salt for taste so now we're gonna pull

everything in lightly so you don't break the fluff of the egg white if you

noticed I have butter in the pan but I was trying to do was recreate the

buttery taste the flaky taste that Pisa has on that breadsticks we just popped

it out of it after this done was on cheesy when it comes out at this point

we're just gonna have some mozzarella cheese up there okay in the meantime

would that be in the oven I'm gonna make a garlic butter sauce I'm not gonna

feature it because I mean it's simple and I don't know what I'm doing but I

figured garlic butter sauce I mean I'm just gonna use garlic powder

parsley and salt in it and I'll do it to taste I mean I should go wrong anyway

we'll see

try and ride nice it was on comments with the garlic sauce I made and we're

gonna sprinkle it with some Parmesan cheese Pizza Hut low carb cheese

breadsticks now they finally out the oven no I got red sauces from a

restaurant I wasn't buying that tomato sauce no I mean without the sugar in it

I just just why why let's give a finger try what I still hot I need so what I'm

gonna do now is I'm going to try them without the ranch sauce the salt helped

a whole lot cuz I mean I couldn't taste any whatsoever and I mean that was my

fault but Jay tastes like pizza hut at all oh no

are they good though it's at sorry they're not bad at all um

the cheese and the parmesan and that garlic butter is plenty buttery the

cheese and the parmesan I mean that's pretty much spot-on when it comes to

Pizza Hut you get the greatness that you know that the TC brag gives because of

the Parmesan cheese you even get the garlic so I did well on that yet but if

there was a way some cloud bread to get crispy I think it would be much closer

the cloud bread tend to get a little oversaturated with the butter that plate

so if that was a ways to make that crispier that would be it'll be much

better what I eat this again absolutely surprisingly those facts are

pre tasty I waiting 101 those who I know that much I'm gonna

keep on I get fed I see it I see it happy sight

no it wasn't identical piece of its recipe but to be on keto it was very

good I mean the type in with the Parmesan cheese in the garlic butter

sauce it was actually pretty pretty close it was just at the bread or the

cloud bread it was sturdy but it didn't crisp it

because of butter I guess you can say or because it's cloud of red cloud where is

this meant to be solved but the cloud bread recipe was pretty good so special

thanks to Quin Aikido for that it definitely helped itself together as you

saw it if fully supported T's I'm gonna wrap this up today starting next week

though we'll never do our fair series that should be fine everything all the

flame line do is gonna be fair things it's that time of the year again it's a

sugarless crystal silent off here we don't make any recipes we just eat the

food I will see you guys next Wednesday

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