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BUZIOS: Everything you need to know | BRAZIL travel vlog 2019 - Duration: 13:40.

[Gordon] I'm not a star

You're not a star?

[Gordon] I'm not a star

Neither am I!

Buzios is a super small peninsula

Just 8 kilometers long

Just as a comparison with a famous beach

in Rio de Janeiro called Barra da Tijuca

That is the longest beach over there

and also one of the most famous

That beach alone is 18 kilometers long

And here there are 23 beaches

And these beaches are very different

Some have waves, some don't

Some have super cold waters

Some have water a little bit more comfortable

Others are very easy to reach

Others are very difficult to reach

And some have good infrastructure, some don't have anything at all

[Gordon] Come on, let's go

I'll go over all details about the beaches in my next vlog

In this one here I am giving an overview of Buzios

If you have never been here and want to know more

This is the video for you

I'm focusing on downtown and the area around downtown

And also the famous 'Rua das Pedras'

Or Stones' Street, you'll see why

Drive from Cabo Frio

Let's start from the beginning

How do you come to Buzios?

From Rio, it's a two and a half hour drive

If you don't want to rent a car, there are bus services

with a company called 1001 ('Mil e Um')

It's the number 1001

Also, there are lots of travel agencies that do this transfer service

It's safe and easy

This is actually how Gordon came here in the first place

Even before meeting me

It changed your life didn't it?

Here you can see the peninsula very well

But this is upside down, it's not like this

Buzios only has one entry and one exit

It's this street right here

From here you can get the side streets

that will take you to the various beaches

And when you look at the map

everything seems very convenient,

very close and easy to reach

But actually there are lots of hills

Lots of narrow streets, a lot of curves

And during summer it's a constant nightmare

It can be a constant traffic jam

This is why it is very important for you to choose wisely

where to stay

[Gordon] Renata! [Renata] What?

[Gordon] Madonna!

[Renata] Madonna...

[Gordon] Madonna is here!

So how do you choose where to stay here?

Here is my tip

Choose somewhere where you want to spend most of your time

A specific beach or a specific restaurant, a beach club

This way you won't depend as much on taxis, boat taxis or even driving

What do I do? I like to stay downtown

Because here, it doesn't matter what beach I go

during the day

I always come here after the beach

This is where all restaurants and shops are located

Also nightlife is here

This way I leave my car in the pousada or hotel

And I can do everything walking

If you want to come here driving it is complicated

Right now, for example, police is over there, they are redirecting traffic

So, it's not always that you can drive here downtown

People are just coming here, they're having to go somewhere else... It complicates

'Rua das Pedras' is right here, very close to the ocean

See? The ocean is over there and the famous street is over here

That side, that way, another really beautiful place called 'Orla Bardot'

We're gonna walk that way as well, but first let's go for a stroll here

Way back when all the streets in Buzios were like this

I guess this is the only one or one of the few that remain

Walking here is hard work

Girls, don't even dream of high heels

'Rua das Pedras' is one single street

600 meters long - If you think like that it seems small

But actually in reality the area is much bigger, it expands

becasue there are lots of side streets like this

Full of shops and restaurants

It is really nice

Look at that view through the store

Expected to find only handicrafts and beachy stuff here?

No, this is Buzios, things are different here

And things are only this empty because everyone is at the beach now

But you're gonna see later

A very important tip about Buzios

Bring cash

As crazy as it might sound at this day and age

Not all shops and restaurants here accept credit cards

Like that one - 'Chez Michou' - one of the most traditional ones here

Cash only, you're going to thank me

And also get ready because this is an expensive city

Even if you compare it to the most sophisticated and expensive metropolis in Brazil

Oh, look at this view here! How wonderful, beautiful!

In a way, Buzios is still a fishing village

All the fishing boats here

And some yachts too

So, which one is yours?

[Gordon] I don't have a yacht

You don't have?

[Gordon] No

[Gordon] Over there

That one?

Which?

Which one?

[Gordon] The Black and white one

I wish...

At night this becomes a pedestrian only street

[Gordon] It's hot out, come visit me

What? What are you trying to say?

[Gordon] I said it's hot out, come visit me

[Gordon] I'm talking to you

[Gordon] But you're behind the camera

[Gordon] Renata behind the camera, do you want a Coke?

Yes!

[Gordon] Renata, come on, have a Coke with me, it's hot

Buzios is a very international city

You see a lot of foreigners here

Especially from Argentina

They're here not only as visitors, but a lot of them live here, they work here

You see street vendors from Argentina, for example

It's even funny

I think on this trip I spoke even more Spanish than Portuguese here on the streets

But you also see a lot of Europeans, especially French and Italian

[Renata] Thank you [Vendor] You're welcome, thanks to you

Lots of alleys that end up in the ocean

I just had to show my team here

Now we're going back via the street behind 'Rua das Pedras'

Equally nice, full of shops and restaurants

[Voice on the street] We have meat, past, shrimp...

[Voice on the street] Enjoy your tour around

We're back here now to the pier area

And now we're gonna walk towards the other way

Welcome to 'Orla Bardot'. You'll understand why

[Gordon] Keep going

When you first came here, is that when you fell in love with Brazil?

[Gordon] Yeah [Renata] Awww

And that was before meeting me

[Gordon] You speak a lot

I speak a lot, yes

I speak a lot, and Gordon is feeling like Brazilian now, speaking Portuguese all over

Thanks to her, today Buzios is famous internationally

This is Brigitte Bardot, French actress who came here in the 60's

She fell in love with all this

And introduced Buzios to the world

Today this ocean front street here is called 'Orla Bardot'

As a homage to her

[Vendor] Horse's freezies, ice cold freezies

[Vendor] The best freezies in Buzios

This is creative

There's a turtle underwater there

Where is she?

This is Praia da Armação

or Armação Beach

It's not a beach that you come to enjoy the ocean

But this is where boat tours depart

If the original pier is not working

That one over there close to 'Ruas das Pedras'

There's also this additional pier here

All boat tours depart around 11 AM, 11:15 or 11:30

And also around 1:15 or 1:30

[Vendor] That boat over there departs at 1:30 PM

[Renata] That's at 1:30 PM, great

[Vendor] If you want to film it, go ahead

[Renata] Is that yours?

[Vendor] I work with that one too

[Renata] In that case I will film it!

If you don't want to go in those big boats full of tourists

Do you see all these here?

These are owned by individuals, fisherman

You can just come here and go for a tour with them

This is what my parents used to do

We used to come here as kids, go for tours in these small boats

And hear lots of fisherman stories

And how do you discover all this?

How do you find these people?

Just come here for a stroll, walk along here

A lot of people are going to stop you, offer their services

And then you just choose

From 'Praia da Armação', you can easily walk to the next beaches, they will be in the next vlog

[Gordon] How red are my cheeks?

You're very red!

Something interesting about Buzios

and this area here that foreigners not always realize

The times here are totally different

Like, the time that you normally wake up, have lunch

Everything changes here

This is because people stay at the beach until very late

Until the end of afternoon or sometimes until sunset

So by the time you go back to the hotel

By the time you get changed

You have some rest, you eat something

And then you come out at night, especially if you are many people

You know, it might be a little late

So as soon as it gets dark you already see here at Rua das Pedras a lot of people

Especially families, young families with young kids

But if you want to enjoy the nightlife

Only after midnight

And it goes on until early morning

Until daylight the next day

Not for us, right Gordon? We passed that age

Do you work here?

[Vendor] Yes

Are stores open until what time?

[Vendor] This one until midnight, but over there ahead they close at 10:30, 11 PM

[Vendor] Actually the girls over there are shutting down at 11 PM

That's great, thank you

What's really cool about it

is that shops are open until very late

Some of them start shutting down at 11 PM

But most are open until midnight

Look at Gordon in a great conversation

[Gordon and Renata] Gordon

[Gordon] Renata

[Renata] Nice to meet you! All good? [New friend] Nice to meet you

He was telling Gordon that Argentinians represent 70% of the tourists here in Buzios

I was not crazy. See? I was right

I know where we're going

Texas barbecue!

Here they are famous for the crepes

So, this is what you gotta have

I swear I'm not speeding up these images, this is his real rhythm

Did you realize this vlog is missing something very important?

Beaches, right?

No worries, in the next vlog I'm showing you in details

all the best beaches here in Buzios

[Gordon] Excuse me! That's a worm coming up

Now that I turned on the camera

Today you're inspired

[Gordon] I'm tired... and sick

Tired and sick, but not sick and tired

You know, you could put me on camera and I say that

Yes, I'm tired and sick, but I'm not sick and tired

Not of you, no

You're inspired!

For more infomation >> BUZIOS: Everything you need to know | BRAZIL travel vlog 2019 - Duration: 13:40.

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【ENG SUB】 토끼뜀..? 이거 궁 맞죠...? - Duration: 17:29.

- No KR subs - D.Va cannot be Tier 1 even if Matrix has unstoppable

- It's fine, you guys have Eng subs :) - Even if you use Matrix,

Enemies can just ignore that and put damages, and win

Rather than increasing AA area and range, I think increasing AA damage itself like Overwatch would be better

Isn't D.Va good in Overwatch when marking 1:1?

Whatever, I've got "Win twice in a row with D.Va" mission

(Twitch Donation) Victory with Bunny Hop, ₩ 10k. Deal?

Bunny Hop??

You really want troll talents lol

I'm fine with this, as I can win with this sort of talent

Ana, good

Lucio, good

Lucio seems good

Reverse Amp?

I must win....

I must win but... look at Stitches's name...

Stitches player's name is Stitches...

He's just Stitches himself...

Pro Moves can be good for this match..

They have Tassadar, and Pro Moves is really good against Tassadar's AA

Let's try it

- TL, Master Tier -

(In Game Chat) Rich : Choose Lightning Breath

Ex-Pro Moves

My moves are just amazing, you know that?

It's like 500 APM

I will break their heads..

Damn annoying..!

Ouch.. Feels like I did nothing lol

Kill! Kill him!

Their damage is nothing~

Movement speed is fast because of Pro Moves~ I'm fast~

Jeez, he stacked up a lot.. 67 stacks?

(In Game Chat) Rich : I'll take care of this lane. Go help others

Stop with laser..!

It feels like a loss when I use healing fountain in Pilot mode. I can't heal that much

Pro Moves only give Mech Movement speed

This is what you want? Wanna see the end?

Seems like I don't need Super Matrix and its area for this match

Let's choose Fusion Generator

Their Supports cannot to their job, guys~

Kill Illidan for me~

He missed his shield! He used it to minions!! lol

I quite miss Rush-down

Cooldown reduction

Charged a lot thx

Let's push

Something's hitting me... Is it tower?

You shall not pass, Stitches!

You'll never get in!

I said you won't!!

You just can't kkkkkkkkk

My D.Va has fast Movement speed because of Pro Moves!

Just like Raynor

When enemies are in Matrix, their damage decreases 75%

Just passing by~

Bunny Hop!

Is this actually Ult?

No~!!

It's hard to call Mech without Big Shot...

So let's use Basic Attack for cooldown reduction

One big disadvantage of Bunny Hop is that, I can't do "Mech play" as it's hard to call Mech. It's hard to charge Mech

Hmm, they're winning even without me

So there are many ways to play "Mech play"

I can charge Self-Destruct by getting hit by towers

and use it, then call Mech with Big Shot

IIRC, Ablative Armor in lvl 13 talent once dealt 5? 6?% of max health. It was good

Self-Destruct!!

Nice damage

There are many annoying damages like Tassadar's. Ablative Armor can be good

Save me..

Help...!!

I don't have Big Shot...

I'm nothing without Big Shot...

Save me... lol

If I had Big Shot...

Tho I lured them well

I lured them pretty well, right?

Feels like you guys went in too deep

What will happen if Stitches pull someone?

Great

I don't want to choose GG, WP... but I guess I have to

I love taking this camp

It charges Self-Destruct so well

GG, WP and... Bunny Hop needs Stop and Pop

I remember this upgraded Bunny Hop has special control

Was it B button?

If I click something whenever I move, I can deal every Stop and Pop's damage

Hold?

Is it Hold?

Oh, I can't do that Hold control?

I can't do that now?

Oh, B step? Not Hold?

I thought Alarak wanted to use Ult at right timing...

Perhaps he failed to calculate the timing

Nice Reverse Amp!

Bunny Hop!

Can't even affect Tassadar's health..;;

What was that? lol

Did they give up?

WTF is this damage from the Core?

I'm dying a lot and quite hideously today lol

What a great day

(In Game Chat) Rich : Wait for me

I'm so slow...

(In Game Chat) Rich : Bring me there, Lucio..!

Damn slow kkkkkkkk

Bunny Hop!

Matrix! This is my home ground

Wait a sec, photo zone! Hey!!

WTF is this disgusting tongue?

Eww!! Get rid of this!!!

Winning twice in a row with D.Va, mission complete!

Thx!

Bunny Hop... Not bad!

For more infomation >> 【ENG SUB】 토끼뜀..? 이거 궁 맞죠...? - Duration: 17:29.

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♪ "See You Again" | Minecraft The Hive Ep 15 w/ SmollLily, qDawn & NoLuckyKate [FE] ♪ - Duration: 6:25.

Turn On Subtitles for English Lyrics owo

It's been a long day without you, my friend

And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again.

We've come a long way from where we began

Oh I'll tell you all about it when I see you again.

When I see you again.

Damn, who knew all the planes we flew

Good things we've been through

That I'll be standing right here

Talking to you. About another path

I know we loved to hit the road and laugh.

But something told me that it wouldn't last.

Had to switch up look at things different see the bigger picture.

Those were the days hard work forever pays

Now I see you in a better place.

(See you in a better place)

Oh

How could we not talk about family when family's all that we got?

Everything I went through you were standing there by my side.

And now you gonna be with me for the last ride.

It's been a long day without you, my friend

And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again.

(See you again!)

We've come a long way (Yeah, we came a long way!) from where we began (you know we started!)

Oh, I'll tell you all about it when I see you again. (let me tell you)

When I see you again.

(Aah oh, aah oh Wooooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

YEAH!

First you both go out your way

And the vibe is feeling strong

And what's small turn to a friendship

A friendship turn to a bond

And that bond will never be broken

The love will never get lost (and the love will never get lost)

And when brotherhood come first

Then the line will never be crossed

Established it on our own

When that line had to be drawn

And that line is what we reach

So remember me when I'm gone (remember me when I'm gone)

How can we not talk about family when family's all that we got?

Everything I went through you were standing there by my side

And now you gon' be with me for the last ride.

So let the light guide your way, yeah

Hold every memory as you go.

And every road you take, will always lead you home, home.

It's been a long day without you, my friend

And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again.

We've come a long way from where we began

Oh, I'll tell you all about it when I see you again.

When I see you again!!

(Aah oh)

Yeah...

(Wooooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (Yea)

When I see you again (Ya) (Uh)

See you again (Yea) Yeah... (Yea)

(Aah oh)

(Wooooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (Yeah, yeah, uh-huh)

When I see you again!!

For more infomation >> ♪ "See You Again" | Minecraft The Hive Ep 15 w/ SmollLily, qDawn & NoLuckyKate [FE] ♪ - Duration: 6:25.

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5 INCREDIBLE DRAWING APPS (that will make you crazy) | HelloRasmus - Duration: 8:32.

What's up everyone, it's time to get creative and have some fun.

Not that being creative isn't always fun -

- but I mean today we're gonna have fun fun fun.

We're gonna have fun because I have been out on the Internet. Don't go there. It's dangerous!

Anyways..

I've been out there and I've been looking for cool and funny drawing games and apps-

- and today we're gonna play them, so let's just do it! Transition!

Wait, no..

Change scene!

We're moving on with some app games.

The first one I'm going to show you is Forge of Neon.

It's an app where you can paint with lights.

Let's take this one.

Oh, wow, oooouuh.

This is cool!

Aha, there's different brushes and different colors.

Let's see if we can make something really nice.

I have no idea what I should use this for, but this is like making your own galaxy.

Do people use this app for designing fireworks.

You can make these forever.

Whoever invented this is a super cool programmer.

I'm just going to... let's try to zoom in.

wow!

No way the quality is so amazing.

This looks freaking awesome.

I want to take a screenshot.

For a rainbow kind of person like me.

I love this!

I have no idea how they can make this and I have no idea how my phone is not literally just -

- exploding from all these colors.

I'm pretty sure I have no reason to use this ever again -

- but this has been the best five minutes of my life to be honest.

Moving on, new app.

I have another app for you!

We have this app called How to Draw.

I'm gonna take a step by step.

This is how to draw cartoon characters.

I want to try and draw the dog.

The interface of this app, looks like something that was designed in the nineties.

So I have to try to draw what they drew already, okay.

I'll try it.

Now they want me to draw a perfect dog face within the circle I just did.

Whoever made this app didn't think of that It's super difficult to draw with your finger on a phone screen.

I'm giving up already.

I have to draw all the spots on the dog.

What?

Am hating this app.

Oh, I have to color it in? Well, thank you.

I am gonna make a green dog!

I'm angry with this app. I don't like this!

I'm done trying this app.

There's a lot of problems.

Obviously one of them being that it's very difficult -

- practicing how to draw with your finger on an iPhone.

The idea of this app is actually pretty good, but It doesn't work in an app like this on your phone -

- and I think even though if I was drawing on my iPad or an iPad pro, it would still kind of suck.

I'm done talking. Take it away.

Take it away!

The next app I found is not really a drawing app, but it's a creative app. It's called Pottery.

I'm opening this for the first time now. I thought it looked freakishly cool.

You can make your own fake pottery on your phone.

Oh, this is an actual game.

Create.

Touch inside and move your stylus or finger up.

Ooh!

Oh, this is fun. I'm making a vase.

It's not doing exactly as I want.

This is a strange sensation.

Sculpting something unreal, but on a phone and trying to actually sculpt it. Okay. Whoa.

It's in an oven now.

Can I paint it?

Oh this looks..

This looks good.

Oh, I can sell it.

Okay, let's see if people want to buy it.

I'm gonna sell it.

Oh I'm selling this for nine. Nine money.

Okay, so basically you earn money in this app, and then you can buy color and different types of ceramics.

Let's see if we can make something else.

It's gonna be a big mug.

Yes it's going in the fire.

Giving you a little bit of a barbecuing

I'm gonna sell this one too.

Okay, it's sold for seven.

This app was actually quite fun.

Try it out, see if it is something for you -

- and if it's not maybe the next app, it's gotta be something, okay.

We are playing a game called Draw Something.

I just made a profile. This is the interface.

I've never tried this before but..

Start a game..

I'm gonna try to find my friend mark because I know he's on this.

Okay choose a word.

Okay, I'm gonna.. I have something, okay you see if you can guess this mark!

Send drawing.

It's Mark's turn.

While waiting for people to draw in this game, you can draw on an actual piece of paper.

How long am I supposed to wait Mark?

Oh, there's one for Mark. Mm-hmm.

That's mine. I see how fast you did it, okay.

Tap to guess.

I know, I know, I know, no!

What it's a gun and bang.

It's a.. it's a.. it's a..

I thought it was starfish.

You can't spell star

It's a sheriff!

Then draw a freaking person!

Drawdiculous!

I am offended now.

So now it's my turn.

Is it better for me that you guess it or is it better for me to draw something difficult?

Actually, it's just a game where we can make coins together.

Not even competing?

No.

Okay, okay I'm done playing this game.

That was the app Draw Something

Well, how about don't draw something.

Draw something real on paper instead of this ridiculous game.

Moving on to another app.

Okay guys. I have one final game for you and this is an actual game.

It's called draw.io.

Basically, this is like a battle and you're like a pencil

Okay, wait, how am I doing this?

What am I doing? I have no idea. Okay. Whoa. Yes.

I'm number one!

Oh, you can't really kill the others.

Oh, oouh!

Oh, oh someone died.

I feel like I am being chased and it's not funny!

Oh, I'm a double now!

...

That's Latin by the way.

I am.. no!

Oh yo yo yo yo oh yo yo yo, yo, yo!

It's very difficult for me to talk while this is happening.

We're two left and I'm definitely losing.

I lost.

What's the game play, where's the strategy?

How am I ever going win if I can't use my huge brain to make some strategy and nail this?

I'm gonna do it one more time.

This time I'm losing the popsocket because it keeps falling off and..

NO! It started without me!

Mm-hmm, if I'm losing this round as the first one, I'm going to be angry.

Yes, no!

You made me say a Chewbacca sound.

Hope will be eliminated in one second.

There's no hope for her or him.

Draw.oi - fun game.

It's not gonna teach you how to draw -

- and it kind of reminds me about all these other apps that are super similar.

So, uh, delete.

Oeh!

Yeah I dab because I am an adult and I know.. that dabbing has consequences and I'm really sorry about.

I'm done playing games for today.

None of these games are gonna be my new obsession because right now -

I'm playing Pokemon Let's Go on Nintendo switch -

- and it's amazing!

It's nostalgic. I love Pokemon. I used to play on these.

This is a gameboy in case you don't know that.

This is a piece of technology that you can throw out from a driving car -

- onto the freeway, pick it up and it still works and you can keep playing on it.

Wow, I love this!

Do you know how it is playing a game with no color?

You have to use your imagination.

I loved Pokemon. I have been loving Pokemon forever.

So let me know down in the comments if you want a Pokemon video.

Anyways guys, even though I love playing games -

- Drawing and doodling is still my favorite activity.

It sounds cheesy I know, but try it.

If you don't draw on a normal basis. Try it out see what it does for you.

Thank you so much for watching this video.

I will be back next week with another video.

Every Sunday I share a new video, until then I'll see you and game over.

Rasmus, what are you doing?

I'm faking that I'm a robot.

Thank you for watching this video!

Now it's time to watch another video!

Not because I say so but because it is your destiny!

Also, make sure to subscribe to my channel and like this video -

- and hit the bell icon and also be nice to animals and your Grandma and, and okay bye.

For more infomation >> 5 INCREDIBLE DRAWING APPS (that will make you crazy) | HelloRasmus - Duration: 8:32.

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Flacco Deal Makes John Elway Mayor of Crazy Town, Apparently - Duration: 9:27.

 What is wrong with John Elway? You probably already know about the trade for Joe Flacco, and Flacco's ironclad, unbreakable (non-guaranteed) deal that will pay him (up to) $63 million over the next (maximum) three seasons

 Clearly, John Elway has gone crazy! He walked into a Little Caesar's and asked for a single order of Crazy Bread

And Brenda, the cashier, just sort of froze up, and then went back to get her manager, Mr

Anadapolis. And Mr. Anadapolis came out and said, "Mr. Elway, I think you've had enough

" And Elway replied: "I'll tell you when I've had enough!" And before he walked out he mussed up the pile of take-out menus on the counter, and a couple fell on the floor

This was supposed to be Brenda's gap year but she got tired of traveling and figured she was better off making a few extra bucks, maybe replace that missing hubcap on her Ford Fiesta before starts at Colorado State next fall

She doesn't need this.  Gary Busey is signed on to play Elway in the feature-film adaptation of "A Fourth-Round Pick for Joe Flacco

" Karwai Tang/Getty Images  Now that we have that actual true story about a thing that truly happened in real life out of the way, a closer examination of the Broncos' acquisition of Joe Flacco, one of the least impactful starting QB acquisitions in recent memory, a low-risk, medium-reward-but-probably-not trade

But for some reason it also made folks across the football landscape lose their minds upon seeing it, like that Sandra Bullock movie on Netflix

You know, Speed 2 (so… it's like the same as the first one, but now a boat can't stop? And also there's no Keanu Reaves or Dennis Hopper? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!)

 Before we really delve in, a statement to shade this piece in its entirety: This is not a defense of Elway or Flacco, both of whom have been objectively bad at their jobs the past three years (in fact, there are dozens of exhibits you would line up in the prosecution of "John Elway, general manager," before you got to this deal)

But the typical reaction to the Flacco trade has been threefold: Joe Flacco's arm is so enfeebled that he can barely lift an American football let alone throw it forward

Joe Flacco's contract is so large that his annual salary is three times the gross domestic product of Belize

Joe Flacco is so old—How old is he?—Joe Flacco is so old that his heart and lungs will soon stop working at which point his body will die and his soul will cease to exist on this plane of existence

 First, Flacco's contract. Remember the costume contest episode of The Office where the prize is the Scranton coupon book worth "up to $15,000"? And because they're all silly, fictional characters no one figures out that you would have to spend like $100,000 in order to save the full $15,000? (Well, no one except for Oscar

) That's kind of the entirety of football media with every contract ever signed. Flacco does not have three years, $63 million left on his deal, because there is no guaranteed money left on that deal

He is on a one-year, $18.5 million deal with two team-option years after that. (I love the outrage at the fact that the deal wasn't going to be reworked

The only way you could rework this deal is by slapping on guarantees past this season, which the Broncos surely don't want to do

So the only real solution would be going to Flacco and asking, "Can you, like, just let us keep some of that money?")  Now, that $18

5 million sounds like a lot of money—I don't have $18.5 million, and I write things on the internet! In actuality, Flacco's cap hit ranks 21st among NFL quarterbacks for 2019

To be fair, it will rise to 18th once Ryan Tannehill, Blake Bortles and Case Keenum get axed

But then consider Nick Foles is currently unsigned but will almost surely surpass Flacco, and there's even a chance Teddy Bridgewater will as well

And then here are 11 quarterbacks earning less than Flacco only because they're still on their rookie deals

(You know, the rookie wage scale that artificially suppresses earning power for some of the league's biggest stars—Patrick Mahomes is scheduled to make $4

4 million in 2019 while his backup, Chad Henne, is scheduled to make $4.1 million—and will one day ruin the NFL just like it is ruining Major League Baseball currently, but fans and, in a stunning stroke of idiocy, the players' union believe it's needed because

uh, JaMarcus Russell, and. well, that's about it).  Anyway, when it's all said and done, Flacco's "crippling" one-year deal will pay him more than one (Andy Dalton, $16

2 million), perhaps two (Bridgewater pending) starting QBs who are no longer on their rookie deals

 It's not even an unprecedented trade. A year ago, the Browns acquired Tyrod Taylor, whose $16 million salary for 2018 was 18th-highest among quarterbacks

It's a waste of time to compare the two because (a) they are vastly different stylistically, though admittedly the best seasons of Taylor's career do not touch the best seasons of Flacco's, and (b) they are two guys in the bridge/backup category who any team would be pretty bummed to have as medium-term answers

But the Browns shipped the 65th overall pick of last year's draft (despite the fact that they owned the first overall pick and knew they'd be taking a quarterback), whereas the Broncos traded the 110th pick

Flacco was actually cheaper than Taylor, who was coming in as a backup.  The Broncos, presumably, will not keep Keenum at $21 million, and can save $11 million by trading or letting him go (probably the latter)

So, as a practical matter, the Broncos are acquiring Flacco for Keenum, $7.5 million and the (approximately) 110th pick of the draft

Is it worth it? Maybe, it would seem Flacco's floor is about what they got out of Keenum a season ago

Should get folks all riled up about it? Most certainly not. Is asking-and-answering a series of rhetorical questions an exceptionally lazy form of writing? You better believe it is

 How will Flacco play in 2019? The Broncos poached Rich Scangarello from Kyle Shanahan's staff to install an offense similar to the one Flacco (relatively) thrived in in 2014, his lone season under Mike Shanahan disciple and Elway pal Gary Kubiak

Flacco's arm strength is no longer top-of-the-league good, but some of that is surely due to his rapidly diminishing mechanics (specifically, the tendency to fall away and throw off his back foot for no particular reason), an issue since his ACL tear in 2015

He's 34 years old. Unless you've just awoken from a decade-long coma (and I'm flattered but also disturbed if this is one of the first things you're reading; you should really catch up on some political stuff first because you're… you're going to be surprised) you surely realize that 34 is not old for an NFL quarterback in 2019

The rules of the game now prohibit defenders from touching a quarterback in the pocket except for within a strike zone that goes from the navel to the top of the genitalia (that's how it's worded in the rule book, somewhere near the back)

Five of the top 10 scoring offenses last year were led by quarterbacks age 33 or older, including the Super Bowl champions who have a quarterback who will play into his nineties

Just because you went to Pro Football Reference and saw Decatur Staleys QB Old Hoss McCutchen died of black lung during his age-28 season doesn't mean a current quarterback's prime won't run well into his 30s

 In the unlikely but not impossible scenario that Flacco recaptures that form of five years ago, the Broncos can keep him on for $20

25 million in 2020. And, if 2020 also goes well, for $24.25 million and 2021. If, this fall, he plays like he did the past three seasons, they'll let him go without consequence

 Which brings us to the fact that the Broncos, holding the 10th overall pick of April's draft, won't be dissuaded from taking a quarterback in the first round

Which is why the otherwise intelligent folks who cover this league shouldn't have been losing their collective minds on Twitter over this deal

In fact, no one should ever be doing anything on Twitter because there are approximately 83 active users excluding brands and bots and tweeting is just providing free content for a bad person's terrible company

Which brings me to my next point, which is Oh God I just wrote 1,300 words.  • Question or comment? Email us at talkback@themmqb

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She's no monkey when it comes to follwing suggestions from the hypnotist in hpynosis. - Duration: 2:01.

[Feel Good Hypnosis music plays]

But just as quickly as you remember your name, when you wake up on the count of 3

you'll see a beautiful little cuddly teddy bear in the shape of a monkey and

everything that that monkey does you've just compelled to do whatever that

monkey does whatever happens to that monkey you will react in the same way

nod your head you understand so one two three open your eyes.

Seen my little monkey?

Isn't he lovely, watch, this is really cool watch what happens

isn't that cool

what happened there?

What where you looking at? did you drop something?

[Hypnotist makes tickle sound]

What's happening?

[Girl] Stop!!

[Hypnotist makes tickle sound]

Do you know what's really cool about this monkey?

Sleep, deeper, deeper, deeper relaxed.

The deeper you go the more relaxed you feel, the more relaxed you feel the deeper you go.

[Feel Good Hypnosis music pays out]

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Useful Tricks & Tips | Adobe Illustrator cc 2019 | Adding Rounded Lorners To Existing Shape - Duration: 3:06.

Adobe illustrator cc useful tips and tricks 2019

In this lesson

Rounded corners

In Adobe Illustrator

Okay, so let's create a rectangle

You'll notice that we've got the rounded rectangle tool here

But for this we're going to use the rectangle tool and just create a four-sided shape

And selecting that we're going to go up to effect

Down to stylize and then select round corners and just tick the preview box on

And you'll see as we increase the radius the corners get progressively more rounded

Let me click OK

And then if we press command Y on the Mac or ctrl Y on the PC

You'll see that essentially it's still recognized as a rectangle

But what we're seeing is just a rounded corner effect and you can see this in the appearance palette on the right

You can see what round corners listed and one of the benefits of this is you can click this and then go and edit this

At a later date and you can make it smaller or bigger

Or you can delete the effects entirely

Once you've finished and you're happy with the radius of your corners you can of course

Let's switch back to this view so you can see select your shape. Go to object

expand appearance

And then it will make this shape as you see it

And if you select it and go to the appearance palette on the right, you'll see it's no longer listed as an editable

option

And it's not just four sided shapes you can do this with if we select the startle

And we'll create a star with five points

Let's create a very typical star

Okay, so we'll just select that will go effect

stylized round corners and

as you can see

You can just click and hold and see how the shape changes as you increase or decrease the radius

And you can do this for any shapes and you can get some quite bizarre and unexpected results sometimes

Let's do one more let's do the polygon tool so we'll create a hexagon

Then we're going to effect stylize and round corners

Okay, so you'll see it start from square edges and they just get progressively rounder

And that's how you round off corners to existing shapes and Adobe Illustrator

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