famous Delmonico's restaurant will have to approach tables and offer them the
specials of the day the catch is these strange unappetizing
specials have been written by the other guys if you cannot get someone to order
one of your specials you lose here we go Joe Gatto good afternoon ladies how are
you good welcome to Delmonico's so we actually have some additional specials
today part of Restaurant Week so the first is crab cake Newburgh with a
cauliflower crust then we have a well there you go
it's a meatless a pig ass reduced and caramelized cherries am ablest pink
yeah it's meatless pig ass is what it's going yeah but it's a caramelized cherry
okay then we have a gay lentil salad
lentil it's got a little bit of paprika and chopped up celery get lentil salad
the next one is a double rack of ribs from twin sister Lambs so that's nothing
more to share next one I have is a crucified starfish in a bottomless pit
so the starfish is just stretched out okay
biblically style bevel key style though the posse has a little like toothpicks
ish to stretch her out nice so gobble gobble we have holes throat slit whole
turkey so we split the throat there's a turkey it's served for the whole table
gobble gobble on that so do any of those sound interesting to you or you guys
gonna stick with the regular menu stick with the regular menu
so that's the gay lentil salad without bacon thank you
hi everybody welcome to Delmonico's we have a couple specials for Restaurant
Week you mind if I run him by you real quick you're gonna love okay so first we
have a baby iceberg wedge salad delicious seconds we have a Atlantic
milk Lord in a murky poof the next thing we have is a cow a calamari juice cup
for two it's big enough for two to enjoy so you can split that among two of you
or order multiple ones for the whole table next we have an uncut pride of the
bowl wheels have beef innard in a chihuahua shape that is beef actually
cut in the shape of a chihuahua put it a nice nice you can't think of anything to
explain it and then finally we have a pan-fried pan-fried ocean rat with Kevin
smash so again we have the you know there's a salad we have the milk Lord
with murky proof the calamari juice Cup for two the uncut pride of the bull beef
in a chihuahua shape and pan Bryant Ocean right with cabbage smash what can
I get you okay and what will come with it's your wallet the Chihuahua daddy
here in guy Albert won beef cut in the shape of a chihuahua 4 ounces well get
right on that sir come right Oh guys how are you so let me read you
guys some special here we go tell me which ones you guys like the best okay
so we have a baby iceberg wedge salad it's gonna be with Jasper Hill blue
cheese next special is a bone in Spanish daughter and that's in a Manchester
curry okay honey next we have an oversized carafe of warm and brown so
what you're gonna have there is you're not a half Koretz gonna be a full
curette that's four or five servings and that's gonna be loaded to the top with
some piping hot warm and brown next is underfed sheep kickers underfed
yeah underfed sheep kickers in a red cheese fiasco the only really word you
need to know is fiasco yeah yeah and next we have stunned but still alive
wallaby this is made to order so it's gonna 45 minutes advance notice and we
get home we get a wallaby in the back and then they stun it real good and it
sits but it still comes it just comes out not knowing where it is that's the
last one here is eggplant chips
it's basically a grant sort of ten different ways so we fry it we grill it
we have it raw we also coat it in a fondue so we call
eggplant chips cuz it's just a bunch of bunch of shit yeah are you gonna go this
salad every time no specials for you you don't want any of those specials you
want a salad gentlemen hello welcome to Delmonico's is this your first time here
yes oh really okay excellent well you're in for a treat we got some specials
today that are many feek as they say in French France yes here we go for
instance we have a like a chicken tartare so Salmonella on a plate we have
a chicken with the tartar sauce around nice yeah and we boil it in tartar sauce
that's harder tartar no yeah it's that with tartar me sorry it's uncooked
chicken ok we'll skip that one also today we have uh
we got some specials today this is a special this is um we have a we have
lamb killed by fire today lamb completely slaughtered by fire we would
take it we lead in the to chamber and and we burn it as is oh yeah killed by
five this way we taste the fear yes that's why we need a little time because
you'd like to get to all the walls also today we have a manhandle jowls of
curious origins well it's a curious origin we're not quite sure yes this is
a special this is a mercury fortified sturgeon in a Blowfish lasagna we wait
until the Blowfish is expanded before we cut it up and put them in the lasagna
not a big person and then finally the last one that we have today is face
what is face it's just the face of the day can I interest you in something for
the table one of those from the table I'll take the
the lamb killed by fire - it's a matter with you people
okay let me go fire up the lamb fire chamber and I'll be right back to get
the rest of your order this was no piece of cake for salad Joe
so they're first up on the loser board today we're at the prop house propping
spoon teaming up to help tidy up the place and take inventory well working
alongside other cleaners we're gonna have to do and say whatever the other
guys tell us to if you refuse to do or say anything you
lose and me and the missus don't intend on losing you would sell so this is a
giant warehouse of props we've been hired
along with real people to clean the warehouse what's up man how are you I'm
jerk-off Joe I'm jerk-off job Brian Joe just sink behind the bar stop moaning
becomes your goof Joe awesome props and stuff in there hit the top of the bar a
little bit if from underneath you know it's like it's pretty awesome I'm gonna
dust all over this mother he did he did tell us his name was jerk-off jump get
cute now just very nonchalantly start cleaning everything that he's cleaning
that's pretty cool he's very pretty good town and this
cities are gonna become like a the city's just like what the city's like
the city's just gonna become like a man so it's gonna be great you you because
everybody's drunk everybody's out like running around
having a good time you good yeah it's New York City man it's like it's
it looks like your bug to murder him sneak up behind you like you're gonna
strike
it looks like you're about to murder him sneak up behind you like you're gonna
strike
how many candles 60 this is the game Clue trying to kill him with the props
in the program oh here comes Q with the candlestick
all right show you and see her up waste a lead pipe
no isn't a conservatory that was it see you too congratulations on dressing
appropriately for cleaning job boys you got your hair oh you look like you're on
a first date yeah I mark she's gonna want put some stank on it yeah you know
one thing the boss told me earlier I don't even know Singh but when I dust
I've been putting a little stank on it maybe when we stack these we should put
a little stank on it too just a little bit more you know Sal Charmin what have
you stank I sank that I think that I also thanked
this coffee table and I haven't in that 15 yet stank stank Mara start coughing a
little bit cuz I want you to have lost your inhaler dusting as I see my um my
inhaler you run inhale you breathe Marge just go
look for Sally you hit it on him you think it's hysterical it's gotta be here
have you seen it inhaler let me know thank you
I don't know where like cause that's a like awful so I kick up can he do
anything subtly please if you see it it's like it's you he has like a little
something metal so me look around for it
hey Sal his murderer had this a subpoena Cochabamba you guys never go to Coco
bombas yeah young-min do you have any coke Obama's
that's a zippy does that emphasize I mean that's unbelievable
now you got me thinking about zerbies you guys cannot believe she's never had
the Zerby to coke Obama's wait a minute you've never had this as of being a coke
Obama's oh my god how long have you lived in New York New York this is the
first thing I did I can't believe it do you like salty foods do you like sweet
foods yeah yeah it's on the up below it's it's on the upper lower you know
yeah and ask if yeah more del Toro could make it for you cuz he makes a hell of
us out to be asked when you're there if Guillermo del Toro can me yeah you want
to get them you want to get them right now yeah
hey so yeah hey do you guys mind if I play a little black rap music hey you
know be great so you would go great right no no no no no no I prefer working
in silence I didn't say anything yet I know what you're gonna say
Mertz ow couldn't clean up their act making Sal tonight's big loser the
episode so we brought him to the Cresskill Swim Club today what you're
gonna do is empty that pool gonna kick all the kids out for being bullies
boolean I don't like bullying everybody out of the pool so I'm the bully yes
what they say doesn't matter what their parents say get him out this might be
the first day in my life and I don't have fun in the pool everyone at the
pool is now safe Sal Vulcano all right now this is cool I honestly I don't know
here we go I just I just notice the bullying Canton can't bully okay guys
five minutes five minutes I need you to take a seat for five
minutes okay it's five minutes okay thanks guys
moms looking talk to this kid is he's walking excuse me she's gonna who are
you with over here are you with anyone over here okay what'd you name Collin
I'm gonna need you to sit down for five minutes
call me just sit down for five minutes from the bullying okay
did you watch that oh you want ten minutes you want ten minutes okay word
is spreading that this lifeguard is not like Sal the punishment ends when the
pool was empty once a bully yep so this kid on the slides when he comes
through blow the whistle right get him out of that pool well maybe they did
something let's go come out I need you to come out
buddy you showing off trying to make everybody feel bad trying to make
everybody feel bad about themselves classic bully technique oh no no he
wasn't you're out for five minutes you don't talk to someone less they want you
to speak to him that's bullying go sit over there please on a bench for five
bully 5 waiting all right okay five minutes all right you know what
five minutes because people are bullying people when I can't stand bullies out of
pool for a reason so says you this kids throwing somebody on the right right on
the right yeah I mean that best boy right there
see that hey buddy I can't have you bullying people like that and throwing
people I can't have out out now do me a favor just come out of the pool for five
minutes please
appreciate gonna begin oh here we go
somebody get him out of that pool yep just give me one second do me a favor
just come out of the pool for five minutes please
appreciate here we go I just didn't want him to bully anybody so I took him out
of the pool for a few minutes did you ask is that your brother well
he'll be back in five minutes I'll let him back in five why just I can't can't
believe you children that's all all right five minutes we'll
be back in all right so then five minutes and we go I interpreted it as a
bully so I just gotta give at least a five right ma'am I'm feeling bullied I
make it sit for five minutes I'm sort of feeling bullied a little bit
right now I'm gonna have to get yeah for five for five minutes these kids are
here and someone else throws them and they don't want to be thrown I gotta
know you know so I just I take care of your kids only cuz I it's only another
two and a half minutes at this point I mean at this point it's only two and a
half minutes you have time served so yeah I only told me it's for their
protection really what else a lot of
it's the bully whistle I I can't do this anymore guys you gotta let me go you've
gotta let me go city Sal bullies a disease this whole pool apparently has
caught the disease you have to clear the whole pool that's it
no I really I really gotta stop this everything's bullies everybody out of
you gonna bully come on please go freeze come here let's go I can't do it I
cannot do it come here here right here right here I need you I'm here guys I'm
gonna take you I'm up - damn here he sellers ruining summer 5-5-5 right here
any lipids ten he's cleared the whole thing room summer buddy I'm gonna pass
out well done guys well here we go boys let's go swimmin
boys
nobody can rescue Sal from this punishment and now you get a
behind-the-scenes look of how it happened plus bonus footage from
tonight's episode dive in this punishment came from the you guys were
on vacation and you guys were like what if yeah we were touring into one of our
hotel pools we were sitting there and a kid a parent yelled at another kid that
wasn't his kids bullying and were like all god I feel so weird that feel so
weird and I was like what if we had to do that and then Sal lost anybody being
bullied damn right oh those kids look like they're having fun which to me
means their bully ass get him out is anyone being bullied here do you feel
bullied you're all out for five you're all off for five minutes I can't can't
get it we've had a lot of aquatic punishments you've jumped out of a
helicopter into a body of water that's right you went underwater and took
photos with people in there baby you jumped off of a few Falls let's try
the water don't you think boy that wasn't in
punishment immediately immediately not much
so we got you a nice seat up there there you go that's the shit it's like
breathing soup it's so humid in this room right now so we're in the middle of
a heat wave here on the East Coast 102 degrees yeah is this punishment for me
did you guys do this to me I feel like we're trying to sell this little toy
spring shirt that's sweat sweat look at it oh my god if you look like that
imagine what my crotch looks like give me a minute here I got to do this for my
job and I'll let you guys back in in a minute just give me a minute
I had authority and then just some just disappearing from my heart yeah
who's bullying who over here somebody's bullying he's joking so you're not
believe you wouldn't do that and you wouldn't lie to me and he your friend
and is she bullying you just blink if she's bullying Susie you're blinking
she's bullying okay and if you if she's bullying you just blink okay so you just
blinked so she bullying you I'm just letting you know that if she
tries to bully you just like you just blink so she boy she bullying you he
just punishes bully Murr as you're standing there talking try to intertwine
your belts for me discussion and intertwine your belts I did well I have
I've been making a stink log yes she is working so hard yeah and these two
idiots are playing around with their belts in a three stand
Sal you got to give me a belt
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