Hey guys, it's me chasey poo
and today I'm doing another review
today I'm gonna be reviewing the joey
a lot of people have been asking for me to review this
for a very long time.
the joey is basically a pouch that you insert in your underwear
and you put your packer in there
so that everything holds together
um, I have previously recorded an intro but
it mysteriously disappeared so that's why
this will look different than the actual video
so please enjoy the review, now!
so they sent me two because they
have two additions. They have the ballsy one
and they have, I think it's called classy, I'm not sure.
So one of them is for bigger, if you're wearing something bigger
and it has bigger balls
and the other one is if you have smaller balls
so I'm just going to show you one, and one, and one and the other.
and then we're gonna see how it goes.
overall, my impression of this is that I really like
the way that it fits in your underwear
my only problem is the pin
so, the reason why I have a problem with this is cause you have to pin it in your underwear.
but I have found a um
a way to stop that from happening I guess
I'm just gonna show you
So, we're gonna do it with the Pierre
So, the Pierre is
pretty ballsy so we might actually have to use the other one
so you put this in
and then you put the shaft of the weiner out
Okay,
because this one has a little bit of balls
you just really have to kind of squish it in there
so, it's not gonna come out all the way.
but it is gonna
there ya go
just trying to put it in
So this is how it's gonna look
So then you fold the pouch over again
and then you're gonna put this in your underwear
like this
and then, with the pouch
you're gonna take the pin that they give you
and you're gonna put the hole in
and then hole out.
and then, I'm gonna say though also,
the safety pins are actually very safe and
and they don't poke you because of this thing here.
so there ya go
fuck it looks so good, damn.
alright
sorry, just I love looking down and looking at a bulge that
just makes me feel good
like right now I'm far away
so I don't really see my entire body but
damn, I feel like I look good! Alright?
So, these are boxers from H&M by the way, just letting you know.
and H&M no longer makes briefs, which scares me
because those are my favourite underwear so now I kinda have to go with like, these underwear
but that's fine because I have the Joey!
So this is what it looks like sideways
I guess it looks like a good bulge but listen toots, okay?
men have big weiners. Cis men have the weens
they have the big weiners so we gotta get used to it
and you can move it around like this and you can jump around
and it doesn't move at all, because it is pinned.
Now I told you that the only issue that I had with this
is that you have to pin it
So you have to literally put a hole in your elastic band
they say that you can put it at the bottom part of your elastic band
but I find it more comfortable just a little bit higher up
Now, how do you combat that?
Is that the first time that you put it in, yes you're making a hole.
But the second time, just put it in the same hole.
Alright, I know that you don't want holes all over your bands
especially for your favourite underwear
but
I've worn the Joey with these underwear before
and I put it in the exact same hole
So when I take it out it's not going to create this huge thing
and that makes me feel super uncomfortable, so
actually these underwear are the perfect size for this packer over here
so i really like the way, I feel like I could be a model. hm.
Alright so, this is the Archer
by the New York Toy Collective which is the same thing as the Pierre except it's cut.
So we're gonna put it in to these boxers
and this is a different, the different, what's it called? Pouch.
This is the ballsy one.
so
there we go
sorry I've never actually used these underwear so
I had to poke a hole to make sure that it actually did go through
ooh, it's wet.
why is it wet?
Oh because there's water down there sorry I was doing an STP review before.
Anyways, so this is what it looks like over here
um, it's, it's low.
It's very low because the ballsy one is longer
so I don't know how I feel about the length of it
if I'm being completely honest though
like, just a comfort thing but this is literally where a cis guy's penis would be
it would literally be exactly where this is right now
So this is just a comfort thing but for me I would need it to be a little bit higher up.
So what you can do is you can actually just flip this and
pin it higher up, that would be, that would work fine for these underwear
but again with this like it's not going anywhere
it's not gonna move
but I do prefer the smaller one, the striped one that I showed you before
Alright, and now I'm wearing these like, big boxers
That I feel like only people who play video games for like days
and don't move out of their uh, out of their beds like wear
Alright so this is gonna be a little bit tricky cause there's nothing like preventing it
from falling. But let's go ahead and- oh that went a lot smoother than the other one.
Jesus Christ, oh maybe I gotta find a seam to put it in so it doesn't really add a hole
Alright , there you go
Perfect! So, um this does add a little heaviness to this but
Oh my God I feel like such a cis girl right now
Like, bro. Aw fuck that looks so good
I've never actually tried them on with these boxers before
I'm doing it for the video because I only wear these boxers around the house but
like if I'm just walking around in them like
like, it feels, it feels good.
I like it
feels good
mmm mmm oh that goes between your- oh where did it go?
*laughs*
Okay so you do really have to um, make sure that when
you pin it you pin it to the whole thing and not just the top
cause that's what i just did
I just pinned it to the top
yeah, so anyway. So it's not too low and it's not too high.
it's like exactly where I would like it to be
Alright, so
My general impression of it is that it is really good for packing
especially if you don't want to go out there and buy packing underwear
um, and have to buy multiple packing underwear
like, five different if you don't do laundry often
because you can't wear packing underwear everyday and that's just the one issue with packing underwear
At least with this, you don't, you can just change it from underwear to underwear
which is a plus. I've never tried this swimming but apparently they say that you can go swimming with it
if you do go swimming with it though I would make sure that you're wearing shorts that have the net
just incase
alright
and when you do pin it make sure you're pinning it to the entire thing
especially this at the bottom because I didn't do that before and it kind of
all like, fell
um, but in total I really, really, really do enjoy this
I really like this one more than the other one
the other one is a lot bigger- the "ballsy" one
it's like ballsy. Like it's too big for me
if you have a really big packer um like the real magic packer
that's 5 inch
you're not supposed to put it through a harness that has a hole
and I really wouldn't recommend doing that
but because it doesn't actually go through the entire thing
you technically could do that
but it's just, it's a little too long for me
and I don't like it when my weiner is that long
I like it when it's just closer to me and I can actually feel it
instead of like where it anatomically should be, I guess
I'm not used to the balls being so low
so low
solo cup
so. low.
anyways, I would recommend just going to the website
getyourjoey.com to take a look at it and see if you think that it's worth it
in my opinion it is a very comfortable um...
accessory
pouch
um, requirement? I don't know how to explain it like
this is something that if you want a packer so bad
and you're like okay but I don't like wearing briefs
especially if you don't like wearing briefs
like, the, the like
what are those called? like the
whitey... whitey tighties
if you don't like wearing whitey tighties
like, I do I love wearing that
then something like this will be able to work for you because you are able to wear any type of boxer
that you want
especially when you're wearing this in your boxers
and then you put your pants on it's
like its, you're good to go.
you're good to go because it does, it does not show that you're
wearing anything, like it just looks
natural as if you were wearing briefs and you were just packing
if that makes any sense
anyways, let me know what you think
take a look at the website I know a lot of of people have been asking for me to do the joey review
so here's the joey review
Have a great day
Love you, bye!
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