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Don't Ignore These Early Symptoms of Parasites in Your Body - Duration: 15:42.
Just imagining a parasite in the body is a scary thing, but many people have parasites and are not even aware of it
Parasites are microorganisms that live off other organisms
Anyone can get a parasitic infestation it is more common than you may think
Some parasites can cause disease directly while others cause disease by the toxins that they produce
There are several types of parasites that live in and feed off your body
Some survive on the food you consume some feed on red blood cells and some even lay eggs inside your body
Some of the common parasites that can infest your body are pinworms lombija forms tapeworms
Trichinella and die unto me before Djilas
they normally enter the body through the skin or mouth a
Person can get a parasite infestation due to several reasons
Including exposure to areas having parasites traveling to places that have parasite
infestations intake of contaminated water or food poor sanitation poor hygiene and a weak immune system
close contact with pets can also lead to a parasite infestation as
Parasites are of different forms shapes and sizes. They cause a very wide range of signs and symptoms
Here are the top ten warning signs that your body is full of parasites
One chronic digestive issues
intestinal parasite infestation can cause inflammation and destroy the intestinal lining of the gut leading to chronic diarrhea a
2015 study published in the Journal of Biology
agriculture and healthcare emphasizes routine intestinal parasite screening to increase the
diagnostic rate of parasitic diarrhea and improve the treatment and prevention
strategies of diarrhea in children with severe acute malnutrition
Even the toxic waste produced by the parasites can cause chronic constipation
guests bloating nausea and burning sensations in the stomach if
You are eating high-fiber and highly alkaline foods on a daily basis and still experience diarrhea or other digestive issues
consider a parasite cleanse
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Another stomach problem caused by parasites is abdominal pain
parasites residing in the upper small intestinal region cause inflammation and irritation in this area
This leads to a bloated feeling and pain in the abdomen
Plus parasites can even block the passage of waste products exiting the body which can lead to pain in the upper abdominal region
abdominal pain is mainly associated with round worm fluke hookworm or tapeworm intestinal infestations a
1986 study published in a Singapore Medical Journal found that hook worm infestation is a key cause of abdominal discomfort
Especially among adults who recently traveled abroad if you have set an onset of severe abdominal pain from time to time
Get yourself checked by a doctor
3 anal itching itching around the anus is another son of a parasite infection
especially those suffering from kin worms often complain of anal itching or discomfort
Itching around the anus occurs frequently at night when the female pain worms lay their eggs
The itching is caused by the female pain worms that migrate to lay eggs around the anus
Both the migrating female pain worms as well as the clumps of eggs are irritating and cause itching
crawling sensations or even acute pain if the infected person
scratches the area the skin may break down and increase the risk of a secondary bacterial infection as
a Qing usually occurs at night it leads to sleep disturbances and restlessness if
You have itching around the anus during the night for more than two weeks and without any sign of rashes consult your doctor
For fatigue and weakness
Fatigue may also be a symptom of a parasite infestation
This is mainly associated with intestinal worms that deplete the body of vital nutrients by feeding on the food you eat
malabsorption of vitamins minerals sets and
Carbohydrates can make a body weak leaving you exhausted depressed and with a feeling of general apathy
It can lead to exhaustion it mental physical and emotional levels
plus the toxic metabolic wastes overload produced by the
Parasites causes the organs to work even harder to eliminate these waste products
This also leads to fatigue
low-energy
Lethargy and excessive weakness if you have unrelenting fatigue even after eating and sleeping properly
Consult a doctor to find out the cause
Five change in appetite and weight loss if you notice a sudden change in your appetite
Particularly an increase in appetite it may be due to the presence of parasites in your body in
Fact an increased appetite combined with weight loss is often noticed in cases of tapeworm or pinworm
Infestation this happens as the parasites can seem a good amount of the food eaten by the infected person
Thus making the person hungry more often than usual?
Also the infected person may notice a strong early-morning hunger and may never feel satisfied or full after eating a meal
if you experience weight loss with an increase in appetite
consult your doctor
6 mental distress a
parasite infestation can even cause mood swings depression anxiety and also visual
hallucinations
Often these symptoms are paired with digestive issues
the intestine contains both neurons and neurotransmitters
Specifically serotonin which are important for a healthy enteric nervous system?
toxic metabolic waste produced by parasites residing in the intestine can attack neurons and neurotransmitters
causing nervousness restlessness mood swings and even depression
also
scientists believe that inflammation in the intestine can lead to inflammation in the brain and vice versa if
You are suddenly having mood swings or feeling depressed consult your doctor to rule out the possibility of a parasite infestation
Seven teeth grinding if you grind your teeth in your sleep when possible causes a parasite infestation
Teeth grinding also known as bruxism may occur while sleeping due to anxiety and restlessness
caused by waste and toxins released by the parasites in the body a
2010 study published in dental research journal confirmed the correlation between
intestinal parasitic infections and bruxism among small children as
pathogenic parasites serve as a cause of brook schism among children if you notice any such symptoms in your
Children get they're still examined
Eight iron deficiency anemia
infestations by intestinal run worms or pinworm can lead to iron deficiency in the body and ultimately cause anemia
the parasites steal the good vitamins
including iron from the food the person eats leading to an iron deficiency a
2003 study published in Indian pediatrics found the prevalence of intestinal parasitism up to 30 to 50 percent and anemia from 40 to
73 percent among school-going girls 2 to 4 years of age ago, Barda, Karnataka
The study notes that the problem is likely to be more common because of bad hygiene poor awareness illiteracy
poverty and a variety of allied factors
another 2008 study published in a Nigerian journal of clinical practice
reports worm infestation and anemia among preschool children of peasant farmers in Calabar, Nigeria
severe anemia ultimately affects a child's growth and development in
fact slow growth and weight loss are common in children infested with parasites if
You notice signs of slow growth in your child consult your doctor
Nine skin problems
Parasites that invade the intestinal tract cause inflammation in the body which in turn causes several skin problems
such skin problems include rashes hives eczema and other forms of skin allergies
Also the toxins and waste products released by the parasites caused an increase in the s and fills level in your blood
This can lead to source
swellings lesions and ulcers
Not just skin parasites can even lead to dry air brittle hair and hair loss
instead of treating skin irritations or unexplained rashes hives
Rosia or eczema on your own consult your doctor for proper diagnosis of the problem
10 muscle and joint pain
Certain parasites can invade the soft tissue in the joints and muscles where they become enclosed in assists like manner
This results in irritation and pain which is often mistaken for arthritis
Also the toxins released by the parasites can cause an inflammatory response within the body
plus pain can be experienced as a result of the immune systems response to the parasites if
You are not able to zero down the cause behind sudden pain in the muscles
Joints or any other part of the body and the pain is getting worse day by day
consult a doctor
How we get parasites in the first place
First you need to understand that you are not actually eating worms to become infected
you're getting infected from the microscopic parasite eggs that can be virtually anywhere if
after reading this section you're thinking if
Parasite eggs are everywhere and are so easy to obtain then why aren't we ALL infected the answer?
90% of us already are
Here are some examples of how easily you can become a parasite host
one
contaminated water
Water is the primary way parasites infect humans?
For example over 50% of our lakes rivers streams and creeks are infected with the protozoa parasite Giardia lamblia
This parasite is not killed by chlorine and is steadily finding its way into urban areas with treated drinking water
Symptoms of an infestation include diarrhea and cramping that lasts for over a week and is most often misdiagnosed as the stomach flu
Also, when swimmers have parasites and they swim in places with others the water is then contaminated with eggs from their bodies it
Only takes a very small amount of swallowed water to become infected
To other humans you can obtain parasite eggs from other humans very easily
Since most infections come from the anal oral route think about this someone has parasites. They use the restroom
Do not wash their hands afterwards then they sit down and use the salt shaker on the restaurants table
They have just deposited microscopic eggs onto this object
You are the next person to sit at this table and use the salt shaker
You then lick your finger or even put your hand to your face. You are now the new host to parasites
Parasite eggs can live under human fingernails for up to two months
Think of how many common objects you come into contact with on a daily basis
Even more common infections come from kissing holding hands sharing eating utensils and of course
sexual contact
Usually if one family member is a host to parasites the entire family is infected
There are many parasite eggs that can live without a host for weeks for example
Microscopic pinworms eggs become airborne and can travel anywhere, and they can live for two days outside of a host
These microscopic eggs are inhaled where they then hatch inside to your body
three animals
animals
including pets can spread 240 diseases to humans via parasites
By petting or grooming animals you are picking up eggs that pass from them to us via hands nose and mouth
Also parasite infected fleas and ticks and parasite infected animal feces are concerns
This is why walking barefoot where animals have defecated is a major source of parasite
Infections especially when you can sae the actual animal feces you just happen to be walking where they have been before
Think about this when your pet or someone else's lick their anus
They are depositing thousands of eggs onto their tongues, then they lick you and those eggs that has been transmitted to their new host
you
Americans now have the highest rate of
toxoplasmosis parasites in the world
You have probably heard of this one as all pregnant women are warned about toxoplasmosis because they can die from an infestation
Pets and domesticated animals are not the only ones spreading parasites
mosquitoes fleas ticks lice in all other biting insects transmit protozoa one-cell parasites to humans
for meats
undercooked meats are very high source of parasite infections
Commercial pork products are also notorious for infections bacon ham pork chops
Cold cuts hot dogs etc
also cuts of meat such as beef lamb chicken and fish contain parasite eggs
sushi raw fish alone contains eggs and larvae of several species of parasites
We trust the cattle pork and chicken producers to keep their livestock wormed on a regular basis
But over 50% of animals that go to slaughter are parasite-infected
five fruits and vegetables
unwashed fruit and vegetables are also a big source of parasite carriers a
Lot of vegetables are eaten raw and according to the Center for Disease Control
Diseases from fruit and vegetables are on the rise
With a huge demand for fruit and vegetables we Americans import 30 billion tons of food per year
Some of this food comes from countries where animal manure and human feces are used as fertilizer
This practice greatly increases the spread of parasites the practice of eating at is also on the rise
Salad bars infected food handlers and improperly washed fruits, and vegetables are all sources for parasites
6 travel in our modern age world Travel is a way of life for many
These travelers are bringing home parasites that were once almost unknown in America
Airplanes are a great source for parasite transmission
It's very common for a family to go on vacation and bring back uninvited guests with them
We also have a huge influx of refugee and immigrant populations, who are bringing us their countries parasites?
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How to Embrace Failure and Reach Exponential Growth? - Duration: 2:06.
- You make a video,
you post it on your YouTube channel,
and it gets two views.
You send 50 cold emails,
and you get zero responses.
You talk to 10 customers,
and none of them buy.
We've all been here,
that's happened to me so many times.
So how do you embrace that failure,
and how do you keep going?
That's what I wanna talk about in today's video.
I wanna talk about exponential growth.
Most of the wins we see,
especially when they look like very big wins,
are actually a series of small losses
before the huge win.
For instance, if I were to close a million dollar sale,
I might go and brag about that,
if I was more of a braggy person.
I'd say, "hey, I sold a million dollars
"worth of this thing",
and somebody hearing that could say,
"oh wow, what a great sales guy",
but what they don't see is the 49 other sales calls
where people said no to the million dollar sale,
and one way to approach that
is the luck model.
Like "wow, that guy got so lucky.
"One call and he made a million dollars",
but the smarter way to approach it is
if it's 50 calls to get that million dollar sale,
each of those sales calls when somebody said no
actually made $20,000,
all adding up to that million dollar sale,
and that's exponential growth.
If you look at it as a chart,
you could say no sales,
no sales, no sales, one million,
or you could average it out,
and turn it into a knife line $20,000,
$40,000, $60,000, $80,000,
all the way up to that million mark.
So the only way to be certain with that number
is to work it backwards.
So knowing that somebody got a million dollar sale,
and then dividing it by the number
of calls he took to get there,
but if you do that you can get a great projection
of how it'll look going forward.
It's the same with YouTube videos.
So for you, you're working on stuff right now,
it might seem like you're failing at it,
but your future self is going to be able to look back
and say, "oh, that email I sent six months ago?
"That actually made me $20,000.
"I didn't realize it at the time."
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LEGO Speed Champions 1968 Ford Mustang Fastback review! 75884 - Duration: 8:36.
hello everyone this is the lego speed champions 1968 Ford Mustang Fastback Set
been looking forward to showing you this one I first want you to look at the car
with just one sticker on it I felt it was absolutely crucial to put that one
sticker on the front but otherwise leaving everything off helps you to see
the shape and the real build of the car which i think is actually really really
good and very accurate to the source material especially as viewed from the
side and from kind of the quarter angles I think as you get closer to straight on
or straight from the back you see just how narrow the dome is you know the
whole the whole roof section in the windscreen it's all four studs white
which is a major contrast against the six stud wide base but from most angles
I think it looks fantastic actually I could easily see rebuilding this without
the white pieces just replace those with green and black and you look like a
beautiful little slightly slightly modified Street car you know it's got
the little bit of hood bulge on there hood scoop which actually looks great
with that Nexo Knights shield insert piece having
the two openings at the front it almost looks like those are air inlets two
separate ones it's almost as if it was intentional I think that the designer
definitely thought of that and realized that upon trying it I think the shaping
around the front looks good the use of the newer style of fender that turns
under and doesn't go straight down at the widest points is crucial works out
great for this car will probably work out great for many other cars from this
era as well so much of this is done well oh yeah the logo on the back here that's
great that's not a sticker told you I put only one sticker on this that is a
print and they'll give you two of those in the set officially one but you know
it's a one by one piece a plate so they do give you spare that's
a that's a real treat to get that as a as a prince rather than a sticker
because you know they've been doing one by one stickers on a bunch of the cars
in the speed champions line but here they gave a sprint yeah yeah I don't
think Lego these days as a rule will do stickers for one by one round pieces at
least not anymore I've seen them do a lot of interesting one-off or limited
production prints for those but before I put the stickers back on we just open
this up let you see that this has the tan interior and just the brown seat no
console or anything but just a steering wheel it is a little bit open towards
the rear which lets you see inside there a bit I don't mind it I think it's okay
alright I'll put the stickers on so yeah it's it's not entirely transformative
but I felt that the the stripes and the extra graphics kind of distracted a bit
from shape but these are pretty tasteful they went for a an old classic Trans Am
kind of kind of suggestion of of graphics here and I think they did a
pretty good job nice choices of colors through and through for the whole thing
well the plastic pieces and with the stickers you know ideally the number of
plates on the sides would have been set up in you know nice circles also instead
but I much prefer having the actual build there I have no problem with that
and stripes do go across the roof pretty well not too bad there I like what
they've done on the hood as well big ole a Lego logo they will Ford logo as well
I like the the other like the speed champions and the clutch on stickers
there those are nicely vintage of fide yeah not bad like this I just personally
really like having the option to leave the stickers off especially for a
classic car like this and would have been just perfect if they'd
also included parts to replace these three on each side so that you could
take the the white out and leave the stickers off most of the stickers off if
you want and have a different look instead we get this as the side build
and I don't know this one doesn't really do much for me some of the side bills
that they've done even when they're really small if they have if they have
like a start/finish line set up or a little bit of side of the track a little
bit of berm or something you know those are cool
I appreciate the Ford logo there this does look like it could add something to
a scene if you don't think about it much but if you think about it I mean what is
it trying to show you there is it 94 0.53 seconds quarter-mile what's with
the quarter mile this is a road chorus car not a drank car I don't I just don't
see much value in this personally the driver once again gets the tan
vintage racing suit with print only for the torso and for the face that is
printed on the front and the back I think it looks pretty good especially
from a little bit of distance up this close you see the major difference in in
contrast and I think also the sharpness of the black red blue lines versus the
brown that's in there that Browns just a little bit fuzzy relatively looks really
nice and sharp and consistent around the back and there's what that one face
looks like which is pretty cool good little set definitely clearly made with
a lot of love and some some solid teamwork back and forth a lot of
communication between Lego and Ford and or at least one classic car enthusiasts
probably classic Ford Racing enthusiasts because the combinations of things that
were put together here with the colors the style of the striping with the
wheels also the hood bulge that's probably from a different spec of car
just feels like they brought a few different classic
Mustangs into a single car here and they did it very tastefully and that's that's
not easy to do it I'm not sure it's possible to do that without really
knowing what you're doing without at least doing some research if not having
some true experience with the subject matter obviously a lot of people are
going are going to easily make the parallel between this car especially
with the the green it was a Highland green I think they called it and the
Steve McQueen Bullitt car this is just another similar similar car I think just
a customer car but you can't really make it fully dream without doing a lot of
heart replacements and actually beneath the hood bulge they're bulging or
scooped there are some more pieces that need to be replaced so if you want to go
full on that route do expect to spend some money on brick link but as I showed
I think it looks really good just leaving almost all the stickers off
however I do strongly recommend and wish they had included replacements of parts
to to take the rest of the white out of the number of plates on the sides and
then you get a really nice classic like modded Street model and it's still even
even even having to replace those parts if you want or even not replacing them I
still think it's a really really good little set and I appreciate what went
into it so there you go my thoughts on this set you've seen what it looks like
now I'm gonna move on thanks for watching I'll talk to you soon
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Things I Never Thought I'd Say To My Son - Duration: 13:36.
Before I was the mom of a boy, I never had to say half of these things
Hey honey hey trainwreck, how are you today?
I am the glorious train wreck mom this is your first time here welcome aboard train wreck glad to have you here today
We're gonna talk about the things I've never had to say until I actually had a boy
I can't even begin to tell you some of these things
I've worked in daycare for 20 years
And I legitimately did not have to say any of this crazy things and speaking of things
I never thought I would say on my youtube channel I
Got a package from
And I've already cut the corner of it so that you didn't have to see me attempting to open it
So we're gonna open this up right now
And then we'll get into all
the fun goodness
I
Think this is
Always, the goodness is this would have come in handy today because today was up today was sports team
like team spirit for mojo week oh yes children
Look at it in all its wonder and glory fabulous
Philly Philly yo check it out. I love it dad. Oh my god. My dad is awesome. Oh my god
Do you see this this is amazing? I can't even believe it. Oh my god
Do you see the awesome
Do you see do you understand? Why this is such a big deal for me? Do you get this?
52 years 52 years if you haven't been waiting 52 years my dad's been waiting 52 years. I haven't been waiting for 52 years
I've been waiting for 40 years to see this
Oh my gosh
You know what I I am supposed to wear like my favorite decade on Thursday. I think I'm wearing this shirt
You know why BEC?
like
10-15 years ago something like that the the Eagles were in the Super Bowl against the Patriots, and I had to sit and listen
to my in-laws and my now ex
sit and
The whole time in my ear it was so bad my anxiety went through the roof I was in the bathroom
Bawling my eyes out crying because they were so hateful and mean
Redemption I hope he had to watch the Super Bowl
And I hope that every time he hears. It's peoples are the Super Bowl champions
It just wedges a little bit into his heart
I hope he I hope he tastes cheesesteak every time he hears it pathetic. Oh my god dad
I love it. I love it so much. Thank you Dad
You're the best
Oh my god. I cannot wait to wear this at Disney World what you dad. It's gonna be awesome. I
Love it so much. I love it back in the subject at hand
Before I had a son I
Did not have to say certain things and yet through the course of the four and a half years that I've had this child
I've said things that is that would make like sailors blush for real. It's ridiculous
I've had to say things like put your penis away
Hi, why do I need to say that why do I have to tell this child to put his penis away and free day at?
least twice a day at least
with what subsequently after that is
Get your penis away from your sisters
He finds it funny. They're freaking out so he does it more
Oh my god this child. He delights in the fact that his sister's find him weird. I don't get it
I don't get it the other one have a stop for 10 shooting mommy
Yomo, I gave birth to you
I have stretch marks because of you your little booger butt broke one of my ribs from the kicking
And this is how you thank me I fed you from my own body for two-plus years up
And that's how you think me is walk up to me and go bang bang bang. You gotta be kidding me cow
Nananana now yeah the other one. I I get this and there's it's a series no
My son, I do not want to smell your voice
No, oh my god. I don't know what he does when I'm not home
But I think he's soaking it in garlic onions and vinegar
Because I've never smelled a four-year-old's foot smell that way
Seriously, oh my god, and then it goes wrong. Do you want to smell my foot? No?
I don't want to bite your foot have you seen this child's feet?
I don't even know where the dirt comes from it. Just exudes out of him
It's like he produces it in Colonel II and it just oozes out of him
I have never seen anything like this and to top it all off. Then I get to say get your fuck out of my face
Yes, I have had to say this repeatedly. You know why because I co slept. Oh yeah, Co sleeping. It's so great
It's so fun. It's okay
It's not a big deal
Oh my god. Glorious train wreck mom if that's even your real name
What's the deal? I mean, it's just you and the kids sleeping in the bed whatever. Oh my god
Have you ever slept with a four-year-old?
It's like trying to sleep next to a drunk octopus looking for its keys who came up with this idea
I have never in my life had to deal with the fact that I have had a tow up
my nose
fo real
Three o'clock in the morning. I'm trying to dream that Chris Pratt this Fool has his toe up my nose
Why do I have to say this?
Another subsequent one. It usually it goes in order of these saying. Where are your pants? Do you guys ever see The Hangover?
Then have you ever seen the hangover?
Where he has some ass Zach Galifianakis?
Repeatedly to put his hips on
first of all anyone who has to tell Zach Galifianakis to put pants on I am so sorry man I
Feel your pain brother I feel your pain
No, one should have to tell an adult to go find their pants and put them on and
Yet there you were there
You are Bradley Cooper, so they're tones that kept the elephant act is to go find his pants
And you have to say more than once now
Make that every day at least four times a day
And that's my life as a parent that is my life as a parent. I have to tell my son
Where are your pants go find your pants?
Put your pants on get your pants off of your head get the pants off of the cat
I put him in the car seat one time with drugs at Walmart. I took them out. Where you pitch
The boy had lost his pants in the car seat between the house and the Walmart there on the car
There nowhere. What fades go I know I've put this pants on that job
I know he had pants when when he got into the car seat. How did they get lost?
That's the magic and mystery of boys right there clothes just disappear boat. It's like he walks through the door
They're gonna shoes there goes the socks there goes the shirt there goes the pants gone and here he is strutting around in the birthday
suit oh
my god
Nothing, I've had to say slugs are not pets. Oh yes children
That's happened slugs are not pets and that goes with the one beetles are not pets
spiders are not pets
Ladybugs are not pets. I love him
I do, but oh my god his fascination with weird wild wacky creatures is
Ridiculous I get it boys are supposed to be gross boys are supposed to be weird, but this is too much. We have spiders
We don't do the spiders in this house. Nope nope nope nope nope Oh
Spiders may have a contract you guys stay up in your little corners
You don't crawl across me whether I'm asleep or awake if you take care of your things and you I take care of my things
You guys just chill if you're the deathly kind now cuz I already got a hold missing a out of my leg, okay
I got chunk missing from my leg from when I was pregnant with the bunny. Yeah. We don't do those those are killing sites
We don't we don't play that game. Okay another favorite that always gets the boy laughing
What's that smell where's that smell coming from are you making that smell is that smell coming from you?
Why do I ever say that why is there always this weird?
sulfuric
Candy-coated odor that arises from my child. This is my baby. I want to snuggle him. I want to
Sniff his head and smell the shampoo that I used, but instead he sits on my lap
and farts and
Giggles about it. He thinks it's funny
Why is it funny? It's not funny. It's gross
There are some times that I was not sure that he did not poop himself
subsequently sitting on my lap
meaning he pooped on me I
Just don't even understand this noxious
Aroma that comes out of him much like the dirt
it's like it forms deep within the well of his soul and it just
Escapes out of him like the on rhiness that is his inherent nature. I don't even get it
How does this have this child gets a bath? He doesn't eat trash? He doesn't eat garbage. He's not a raccoon
Where does his smell come from and why does he think it's great. Then everything is sticky
Why is it sticky? Why is that sticky? Why is my bag sticky? I'm writing my next book
I have cards that I have like plot ideas written on that. I'm gonna put up and everything and
He there was caramel in my backpack. Why was there a caramel in my backpack? I don't know
But he put it there
And now I have sticky cards and a sticky pen and sticky everything everything is sticky when you have a boys
And I hear it only gets worse when they get older. I said that's sticky
I don't want to deal with I'm gonna make his father deal with that you guys oh
Um oh god that thoughts in my head make it go away any brain bleach
The other the final thing goes with the first thing
Whereas, I usually have to tell him to put his penis away my husband gets to say it's a penis not
a gearshift
I don't know why
They go to town on this thing like it's a an old school Atari video
Controller some of you are too young to get that reference babe. You're gonna have to put a picture of that thing up there I
Just oh my god. It's like doesn't that hurt I mean that thing. It's not so flexible sometimes you need to leave it alone, okay
But now here's my sign. We're gonna go left. We're gonna go right. Well. We're go back
Oh my god, dude if he keeps that up
He is going to completely null and void any chance of me being a grandmother Pharrell. I don't even know what's gonna happen
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Hello YouTubers
Okay
And welcome to Clean Living Clara!
Today... Oh my gosh
Today's great.... Um
Because I'm on... I'm on location
Uh
At a friend's house
Because she asked me to babysit
And I couldn't really get out of it…
I wasn't quick enough
I couldn't say uhhh nooooo
You're child is disgusting
Disgusting little troll....
Sticky, sticky little troll…
Could I?
No... So I had to say yes
Um which is... you know
...but I remembered she had a cat!!!
CAT NOISES
MEOW!
Actually they're quite vicious cats...
I've got a scar from a cat
Couldn't walk through the door without it sort of gnawing at your foot
Actually
um... It had to ... had to go
go... to... Um... a farm
uh Mummy said it went to a farm
where there was more space for it to, sort of run around
um
which is quite strange...because
we lived on a farm
Let's find the cat and film it doing something funny!!!!
Okay...Great!
I'm telling you If there's not a cat and I've come all this way...
won't be happy
I mean I won't tell her that
but I won't be very happy
Pussy cat, pussy, pussy, pussy cat
It's an adventure isn't it
Toby! Toby he's there!
Do something funny for YouTube!
Do something funny
Wait... he'll do something funny soon
Do something funny!
Jump!
jump cat !
Cat do something !
Roll over !
Sit!
Oh no it's sitting
it's already sitting
Um
Err
It's not doing anything Toby
Sarah, it's not doing anything... I-
Oh it's gone... It's gone
Where did it go?
MUSIC
Come on!
Let's play! Let's play!
No, we can do something fun...
Like will people watch if it's not...
If it's just eating ?
Fetch...
Oh no wait I think that's dogs
No... that's dogs
MUSIC
No ?
Um
So my friend said, "show the cat a cucumber okay... And it will just jump!"
...." And then you'll get loads of views"
So, um, I've just um,
I've cut up some cucumber
Ok... So .... Ready ?
Cucumber
Cucumber
Cucumber... You're um... you're supposed to jump
What if I stick it back together like this ?
Oh look, a snake cucumber
Ooooh Ssssssssssssssss
Listen, you're being very rude
I'm asking you to do something...
I've given you some foo-
Hey cat... do something funny
I gave you some food.... You know...
You could help me out here...
Very selfish
You're a very selfish cat
MUSIC
Um...
I just want you to do one thing
Knock something over ...
Or you know....
Chase something, or just you know...
Meow a song or something
Okay... watch...no...come back
I think we'll just have to accept, he's just not really a funny cat
SINGS meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
No?
No... It doesn't like singing
Look... Um it's a clip... Do something with the clip
Pussycat?
MOUSE SOUNDS eeeee,eeee,eeee,eeee,eeee
RABBIT SOUNDS
No?
Um
CLAPS
Oh!
No
Thank you for joining me ... Um
It's been...Oh my god, it's been so hilarious today
We've laughed and we've laughed, all day long...
Cos the cat was soooo,
It was soooo funny the cat
If there was a YouTube video for like
the unfunniest cat
then we would get the most views... cos, um...
I mean that was not a funny cat, you know
It's just jumped on the sofa, you know
We could've filmed that
Why is it doing it now, when we've finished ?
You know ...
Stupid cat
It's a stupid cat !
You're a stupid cat!
It's quite cute though
And, join me next week for...
Ummm,
Errr, I'll be ummmm
I'll be-
paragliding naked....
LAUGHS
for charity!
That might get me some followers...
Toby the cats going through my bag...
Toby!
Get the-
the cat!
Get the cat out of my bag!!
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