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  it's the Wendy Williams Show.
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  Now,
  here's...
  Wendy!
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  So. (chuckles)
  Happy Halloween!
  Thank you for watching.
  I'll explain.
  (chuckles)
  Say hello to my co-host, my studio audience.
  Uh-huh.
  Mm-hmm.
  How you doin'?
  How you doin'?
  Look, let's just get through the day.
  (audience laughs)
  Let's get started, it's time for Hot Topics,
  come on.  (audience cheers and applauds)
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  (giggles)
  Happy Halloween.
  You know it's not my favorite date,
  it never has been for all of my life,
  it never has been.
  Of course, it's also the one year anniversary
  of my faintation.
  (audience chuckles)
  So, the day doesn't necessarily bring up
  good mood to me.
  But I'm dressed up.
  (audience applauds and cheers)
  'Cause my look...
  Yeah, yeah look, look.
  Look.
  'Cause I tell you I love you for watching,
  and you know I've got my heart necklace and all that,
  and we do this to each other all the time,
  so I'm dressed as the Queen of Hearts.
  (audience cheers and applauds)
  Yeah.
  Right?
  Robin did a great job with the wig.
  Marrell on makeup and Willie got the Blonds over here.
  You know the Blonds?
  The Blonds did this.
  (audience applauds and cheers)
  And literally, only two fittings.
  They weren't here everyday, every other day.
  They weren't even here to get me into the costume.
  They did it, they're professional.
  Thank you Blonds,
  I love my costume.
  (audience applauds)
  (giggles)
  Did you hear that some people want to change
  the date of Halloween?
  (audience members agree)
  Yeah, from the 31st to
  the last Saturday in October.
  (audience members grumble)
  Which...
  I don't mind that.
  I'll tell you why.
  I think it's a great idea, because
  kids can stay up later, there's no school.
  Didn't you used to have like a sleepover
  after Halloween, you know?
  You and all your friends, you'd go back to your house,
  you count your candy, you trade candy and then
  you know,
  you stay up all night on a sugar high
  and then you fall asleep.
  With the sleepover, right?
  And the last, the last Saturday in October it's still,
  we're still doing Daylight Savings Time.
  Like we haven't sprung forward yet.
  Fall, whatever.
  (audience members laugh)
  Believe me, you.
  I will not be opening my door.
  (audience laughs)
  Believe me, you.
  I'm sorry, I'm doing a photoshoot at the same time
  as talking to you.
  (audience applauds and cheers)
  Sorry.
  Can you believe the boob of the situation?
  (audience members exclaim and applaud)
  Look.
  They measured me one time
  and came back with the form.
  Left, and next thing you know, poof, it arrives.
  (audience members laugh)
  I don't want to focus on them, all I'm saying is...
  Wow.
  (audience cheers and applauds)
  And by the way, you know what?
  So they're passing this law, and it apparently is
  very, very big in some towns in Virginia,
  and it's spreading like wildfire across the country.
  It's not in Jersey yet.
  Damn it.
  But if you're over 12 years old,
  you should not be trick-or-treating,
  because you could end up in jail.
  Next to, next to the hookers, the crackheads,
  and everybody, yeah.
  You can end up in jail.
  I think, you know, who trick or treats at 13?
  I did.
  (audience members applaud)
  I did, I did, I did, I did.
  But I shouldn't have, 'cause we were up to things, you know?
  Walking around, like I would grab my father's
  raincoat and a hat,
  and put a little must on my face
  and call myself a hobo.
  (audience members laugh)
  I'd grab a pillowcase and me and my friends,
  we'd walk around the neighborhood.
  It was just...
  Walking around, trying to be cool.
  But, nobody wants to see ding-dong
  from a 13 year old.
  I could barely tolerate a 12 year old.
  As a matter of fact, why can't we stop at 10?
  (audience members chuckles)
  Well, there are several cities across the country
  I'm telling you who have made it illegal
  for teens to trick or treat.
  They could face up to $100 fine
  and up to six months in jail.
  (audience members applaud and exclaim)
  I love this idea.
  (audience laughs)
  It is not enforceable.
  Like, I don't like a pack of teenagers, you know?
  One I can tolerate.
  Two, I get nervous.
  Three or more, mm-nmm.
  I'm crossing to the other side of the street.
  (audience applauds)
  I'm calling the police.
  And it's horrible to say 'cause you know what?
  I have a teenager, but that's what I tell him, too.
  People, like I was telling you, we brought him
  to the police station as soon as we moved him
  into his apartment you know where he's going to school.
  Here he is, he's a good boy, you know so on
  and so forth.
  Just to say hi,
  and here are our telephone numbers.
  Yep, we're the Hunters, the three of us and here we are, but
  I don't like a teenager.
  Mm-nmm.
  Got no use for them.
  (audience members laughs)
  And unfortunately, there are some that are
  really brilliant and really smart and stuff,
  but the blanket statement is,
  a lot of you all are up to no good.
  (audience members applaud)
  And you frighten us.
  They frighten you, don't they frighten you?
  They-they frighten us.
  I like your flower coat.
  I have,
  hey, I could've been that, too!
  Yep.
  Hardy.
  (audience applauds)  Uh-huh, Uh-huh.
  Uh-huh.
  That's, yeah, I have a flower coat, too.
  You do?
  Wow, we could have just eliminated the whole
  Blond process and I can just
  put on the damn coat.
  Wow.
  Damn it, man.
  (audience members laugh)
  I don't know whether this is Halloween
  or just my regular cocktail dress.
  (audience laughs and applauds)
  Quite honestly.
  (audience cheers)
  Hi, boys.
  (audience members laugh)
  Yeah, work it.
  Thank you. (chuckles)
  (audience members cheer)
  So.
  Tamar.
  God, really does the most.
  (audience cheers and applauds)
  Do it!
  Do it!
  I-I can't.
  I can't.
  I can't, I can't.
  So Tamar everyone, says she's getting a reality show.
  (audience members exclaim)
  And it's going to be about
  her by herself, all on her own.
  She broke the news recently on...
  Well, a DJ show with cinder block walls.
  It's a religious-based show.
  I don't believe that this is really happening Tamar,
  I think that,
  I'll explain what I feel, but just take a look.
  What's going on in Tamar Braxton's world?
  Well, I'm definitely still shooting The Braxtons,
  and I have another spin-off show.
  It's not with Vince this time, it's Tamar you know,
  in my life now and where I am now.
  A lot of other great things, and maybe some music,
  who knows.  Ooh.
  So.
  Here's my thought, I would totally watch
  and everybody in Hot Topics, the entire bureau
  said they would totally watch.
  I don't know why they'd watch, but I'd watch because
  I like Tamar.
  You wouldn't watch?
  (audience disagrees)
  Clap if you're over it.
  (audience members applaud)
  Well haters.
  (audience laughs)
  This is what I wanna see.
  I wanna see Tamar dating,
  but I don't want to see her have a boyfriend.
  Like I don't want one man locked into the show
  using her for her fame.
  And I wanna see her driving.
  How does she drive?
  (audience members laugh)
  I want to see her shopping.
  I want Vince to pop in.
  I want to see Logan now and then, not a whole lot
  because Logan is now coming into his looks, and...
  (audience members groan)
  (audience members laugh)
  What I'm saying is, now he's recognizable,
  and you don't want problems with people
  bothering your kid who's on TV, you know?
  (audience applauds)
  I would watch this,
  but I don't think that this is really happening.
  Number one, she was on cinder block praise radio
  to make the announcement, and number two,
  she talked about it very sheepishly.
  You know, she wasn't Tamar.
  She was like, "Well, you know, I got
  "somethin' goin' on."
  I think she's probably hired her own camera crew.
  (audience members laugh)
  Check me out.
  To follow her around as a treatment,
  and then she's gonna take the treatment
  to go to networks and see who wants it.
  Do you understand?
  This is not a show that's happening any time soon.
  And based on the lack of clapping.
  (audience members laugh)
  Well, good luck Tamar.
  (audience applauds)
  Oh, the big fight, to glove or not to glove.
  I am so cold, I'm glad I put the gloves on.
  They did burlesque music for me
  while I was putting them on.
  (audience members laugh)
  Anyway.
  But all my tchotchkes are still underneath.
  Willie's like, "Can you please take them off?"
  I'm like, "No.
  "This is a one-hour show,
  "then we get back to reality
  "and that's that, no."
  I can--
  (audience applauds)
  All my stuff is still on.
  Teresa in Jersey finally spoke out about Joe
  being deported.
  (audience exclaims)
  Yeah, well you know.
  They're saying once he gets out of prison, boom.
  He's going back to Italy.
  She sat down with Entertainment Tonight.
  Take a look.
  Would you ever divorce Joe?
  No, we're gonna be a family, and...
  And we're gonna fight this and get through this.
  Is there a scenario where
  you and the girls pick up
  and you move out of the country with Joe?
  We're not even thinking about that right now.
  Is it more important to keep the whole family
  together in your mind, or to preserve
  your girls' lives here?
  What comes first is our daughters and,
  and we're gonna fight this.
  Fight what?
  Teresa?
  The law is the law and he's going to Italy.
  Now, Radar Online says he doesn't speak Italian,
  but CBS.com says he does,
  so I'm not sure which one he does.
  He's going to Italy,
  and the reality is, is that if you're not
  going to move to Italy with him,
  to uproot your entire family,
  which I wouldn't.
  I mean, it's a beautiful place and all that,
  but a nice place to visit.
  You stay home, I think she's gonna stay married,
  and...
  But I wanna, you know, like...
  Date, have fun.
  What do you think he's gonna be doing in Italy?
  (audience applauds)
  Just sayin'.
  And (clears throat)
  she still hasn't told her oldest, who's nine.
  The youngest I'm sorry, who's nine,
  about the deportation.
  (audience members exclaim)
  But we've talked about it already here on Hot Topics
  and I'm assuming some of the moms at school watch,
  and their daughters overhear stuff,
  and so your daughter does know.
  Beautiful girls though, right?
  (audience applauds)
  Beautiful, beautiful.
  A really good-looking family.
  I feel bad for her.
  She's very, very out of touch.
  You know, the girls can go there for spring break,
  for Christmas break to see their father.
  You all can fly over there, and then fly back.
  That is really expensive.
  Ooh.
  Damn it, Joe.
  Speaking of Jersey.
  (audience members laugh)
  Oh.
  I can't even do me.
  (audience members cheer)  I-I can't.
  I, I...
  (audience members laugh)
  (chuckles)
  These crystals are so heavy, I'm telling you
  this costume might weigh more than me.
  Honest to God, they are so heavy.
  Every one hand laid,
  nothing popping off.
  The Blonds, you just did a beautiful job.
  (audience applauds)  Mm-hmm.
  Yes.
  Jon Bon Jovi, who are you?
  Alright, so I like Bon Jovi also.
  And he's married to Dorothy, they got the kids,
  they're from Jersey all day, like me.
  So, he's 56 years old,
  and he just slammed Housewives and the Kardashians
  in an interview.
  (audience members applaud and groan)
  Oh.
  Oh, oh, oh, oh please.
  Oh, please.
  He's acting all highfalutin.
  (audience members laugh)  Hey.
  Hey, hey.
  (audience applauds)
  He's acting all highfalutin, he says,
  "I've never given 60 seconds of my life
  "to one of those Housewives, blah,
  "Housewives of blah, blah, blah
  "and the Kardashians."
  He goes on to say, "What's going to be
  "in your autobiography?
  "I made a porno,
  "and guess what?
  I got famous, sorry I'll pass."
  you know what?
  (audience members applaud)
  Uh...
  Jealous much?
  Jealous much?
  You're from Jersey, I'm from Jersey.
  When are you so highfalutin?
  You know.
  Jersey Strong.
  I bet your Dorothy-a watches Housewives, your wife.
  And I bet you, yeah and knows them all.
  And I'm sure he's watched Housewives.
  You know what he's mad at?
  He's mad 'cause he's got to roll around with that band.
  (audience members laugh)
  A good band, I'm not saying anything bad.
  A good band, but he's got to roll around with that band.
  (laughs)
  He rolls around with that band though,
  and jumps on the stage with the guitar and plays.
  In the meantime,
  he's worth $410 million.
  (audience applauds and exclaims)
  Kim is worth $350 million.
  See, there are many ways to become
  a multi-millionaire, billionaire these days everyone.
  And you can't hate on Kim, like I...
  I respect her hustle.
  We will never forget how she got down.
  (audience applauds)  No.
  But...
  It's not how you get down.
  It's how you get up.
  (audience cheers and applauds)
  Shout-out to everyone in Jersey.
  I just hate when
  we try to act highfalutin.
  Like, really?
  Are you serious?
  You eat pork roll.
  (audience members laugh)
  We've got all the exits.
  We've got those beaches who are, um...
  (clears throat)
  Some timing.
  Look, man.
  Don't be jealous 'cause Kim got hers.
  Don't be jealous.
  (audience applauds)
  Look, and there's a bow on the back!
  (audience cheers and applauds)
  (laughs)
  Okay.
  I hope history does not repeat itself with the next story.
  The Titanic is setting sail again.
  (audience members groan)
  Well.
  They're calling it the Titanic II.
  It's an exact replica
  of this very elegant ship.
  When you watch it on TV, did you watch this past weekend?
  Three and a half hours.
  Right?
  It's just soothing, right?
  You walk out of the room and then you come back in,
  it's still on.
  And then if you, if you miss something
  they played another one right after.
  Like it was a full Titanic situation
  going on over the weekend.
  Anyway, they say
  outside and inside will look like exact replicas
  of the original.
  Which I love.
  Like, grab your evening gown.
  You know, ones with good material that you can just
  curl up like this.
  (audience members laugh)
  Like matte jersey or something,
  you know what I'm saying.
  Some pearls or whatnot.
  Yes!
  And, uh-huh.
  (audience applauds)
  And look the part.
  I don't know about maids with bonnets, though.
  (audience members laugh)
  Anyway.
  It's gonna follow the same journey
  that the original did, which was
  uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
  From South Hampton, England to New York.
  It was supposed to be seven days.
  But you know what happened on the fourth day?
  So, you know in our morning meeting they were like,
  "Well, what would you do on the fourth--"
  'Cause I'd go.
  I would go only because,
  and I'm not big into cruising or anything like that,
  but I would go and I would
  get a room right up here, real high.
  (audience members laugh)
  They charge by the, by the height, you know.
  You don't want to sleep where Leo did, with the rats.
  (audience members chuckle)
  But you get a room real high, and you go,
  and you bring your cigarette holder,
  and you eat at the captain's table.
  I would go.
  And on the fourth day, what would I do?
  I would go to my room, turn on TV, close the blinds,
  and act like...
  Nothing is going on.
  I don't wanna hear, nope, nope, nope.
  The fourth day nope, nope, nope.
  I would go; plus, the ship would be so clean.
  They're gonna have more boats on the side,
  more life preservers than ever.
  They're gonna have more going on for this
  one particular trip than anything.
  I would go.
  Listen, it's...
  (audience applauds)  It's getting ready
  to set sail
  in 2022.
  For that one luxurious excursion, then after that,
  they're gonna open it up to...
  Germs.  (audience members laugh)
  Anyway.
  You ready for more show?
  (audience cheers and applauds)
  Our wildlife expert friend Dave Mizejewski is here
  with some really creepy animals.
  Plus--
  (audience cheers and applauds)
  Bill and Giuliana Rancic are here as well
  so grab a snack and come on back!
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