Greetings Earthlings! Welcome to the MadQueen show!
I am your host Mr Ruvver
Thank you, Thank you, you are a most lovely audience
on today's menu, as the Mad Queen is on
I don't know where she is but, yeah, she's preparing to go to e3 so
you'll have to do with me for today, but I am fucking hilarious, you already know
I can do as I please, and I promise you it won't be pornographic
yeah, sorry to disappoint
on today's menu I have a letter to Santa
Claus for you because, as you know, we expect
I'm not looking to anyone
we expect Cyberpunk 2077 to be shown on this year's e3 so I wrote a letter to
Adam Kiciński, the CEO of CD Projekt, the polish studio that is developing
this wonderful video game, that I said it's wonderful because I trust them, well
we haven't seen a damn gameplay yet
maybe it's shit
that would be a letdown
let's hope not; being optimistic it's great and, you know, free
let's go for the letter, be back in a second
Dear Santa Projekt RED
This year I've been good girl, I mean probably not totally good, but you
have to admit that regarding last year it's an improvement
I tried to black out less than past year! Yeah, I tried really hard but
I'm not a great drinker so shit happens
so, this is my list of what I'd like to see in Cyberpunk 2077
Point 1:
I'm sure the game is going to have hookers because you and your mates
are pervs and I know because one always recognizes her fellow man
if the game has hookers, man, I'm so tired that they are always women, I mean, that's so sexist!
men also have the right to make money having sex
so, yeah, you know what we need?
You know the kind of hookers we need?
Yeah, wait for it, wait for it
BOYS
Point 2:
the Queen hates driving on games, but hates it with a passion, so I hope you
put lots of cars, you know, everywhere
of all possible types and shapes
make it so so you need a car to even go to the toilet, I will laugh so hard on the Queen
Point 3:
Big weapons are BIG
I know that usually men are a little sensitive
with the expression "I thought it would be bigger"
but if my bones are not crushed under the weight of a 20 mm cannon I'm sorry but, yeah,
not big enough
Point 4:
Since I behaved so well, this year and
I swear the thing with the MadQueen's cat doesn't count
help I want Bozos for my birthday
I love clowns
yeah
except the McDonald's fucker
now, here's the proof that burgers there have coke inside, seriously
Bozos, I want my birthday party to be
DA BOMB
Yeah, come on, laugh
it was decent
Point 5:
I really rub
Point 5:
I really love Rockerboys but I'm so small
Can I have a pebble boy?
Pebble boy
MadQueen! Who the fuck wrote this
MadQueen?
oh she's not here
meaning I wrote it
yeah ha ha it's fucking hilarious yeah
forget it
yeah, I have an assistant you know?
All this is going to Patreon, you know?
And the madQueen is missing this
okay, okay, let's go
BOY
Ok, we can do this
Can we do this? Hey, Evic! Can we do this?
Ok, let's go
Point 6:
if it's not too much to ask, I'd like to body sculpt our companion
Can we have a Ryan Reynolds template? You know strictly for, um
scientific purposes
Point 7:
See? I still know how to count
Point 7:
okay Cut!
Point 7:
I'm going to remove the glasses for point 7, one second
Point 7:
Hello?
Yes, perfect here
Point 7:
WE WANT TO SEE A FUCKING GAMEPLAY ON THE FUCKING E3!!!
I think this one should be point one?
What do you think?
actually go in the first place
And yes, that's all the list we have
You can take it away, thank you
that's all the list I have, I didn't think that's
enough, but I'm sure that you can add a lot of things to this list so, come on, do
my job, leave a comment and add some useful things to this list
let's see if I can email the complete list to MadQueen so she
can give it to Santa Klaus Kiciński in hand
that would be funny to see
Well, folks, thanks for watching!
I hope you found this information
Yeah! OK! I'm not the Queen, okay? I do what I can, thanks for watching!
let's see if by next week we have a trailer and we can celebrate
oh yeah
we love you



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