Thứ Tư, 6 tháng 6, 2018

Waching daily Jun 6 2018

Greetings Earthlings! Welcome to the MadQueen show!

I am your host Mr Ruvver

Thank you, Thank you, you are a most lovely audience

on today's menu, as the Mad Queen is on

I don't know where she is but, yeah, she's preparing to go to e3 so

you'll have to do with me for today, but I am fucking hilarious, you already know

I can do as I please, and I promise you it won't be pornographic

yeah, sorry to disappoint

on today's menu I have a letter to Santa

Claus for you because, as you know, we expect

I'm not looking to anyone

we expect Cyberpunk 2077 to be shown on this year's e3 so I wrote a letter to

Adam Kiciński, the CEO of CD Projekt, the polish studio that is developing

this wonderful video game, that I said it's wonderful because I trust them, well

we haven't seen a damn gameplay yet

maybe it's shit

that would be a letdown

let's hope not; being optimistic it's great and, you know, free

let's go for the letter, be back in a second

Dear Santa Projekt RED

This year I've been good girl, I mean probably not totally good, but you

have to admit that regarding last year it's an improvement

I tried to black out less than past year! Yeah, I tried really hard but

I'm not a great drinker so shit happens

so, this is my list of what I'd like to see in Cyberpunk 2077

Point 1:

I'm sure the game is going to have hookers because you and your mates

are pervs and I know because one always recognizes her fellow man

if the game has hookers, man, I'm so tired that they are always women, I mean, that's so sexist!

men also have the right to make money having sex

so, yeah, you know what we need?

You know the kind of hookers we need?

Yeah, wait for it, wait for it

BOYS

Point 2:

the Queen hates driving on games, but hates it with a passion, so I hope you

put lots of cars, you know, everywhere

of all possible types and shapes

make it so so you need a car to even go to the toilet, I will laugh so hard on the Queen

Point 3:

Big weapons are BIG

I know that usually men are a little sensitive

with the expression "I thought it would be bigger"

but if my bones are not crushed under the weight of a 20 mm cannon I'm sorry but, yeah,

not big enough

Point 4:

Since I behaved so well, this year and

I swear the thing with the MadQueen's cat doesn't count

help I want Bozos for my birthday

I love clowns

yeah

except the McDonald's fucker

now, here's the proof that burgers there have coke inside, seriously

Bozos, I want my birthday party to be

DA BOMB

Yeah, come on, laugh

it was decent

Point 5:

I really rub

Point 5:

I really love Rockerboys but I'm so small

Can I have a pebble boy?

Pebble boy

MadQueen! Who the fuck wrote this

MadQueen?

oh she's not here

meaning I wrote it

yeah ha ha it's fucking hilarious yeah

forget it

yeah, I have an assistant you know?

All this is going to Patreon, you know?

And the madQueen is missing this

okay, okay, let's go

BOY

Ok, we can do this

Can we do this? Hey, Evic! Can we do this?

Ok, let's go

Point 6:

if it's not too much to ask, I'd like to body sculpt our companion

Can we have a Ryan Reynolds template? You know strictly for, um

scientific purposes

Point 7:

See? I still know how to count

Point 7:

okay Cut!

Point 7:

I'm going to remove the glasses for point 7, one second

Point 7:

Hello?

Yes, perfect here

Point 7:

WE WANT TO SEE A FUCKING GAMEPLAY ON THE FUCKING E3!!!

I think this one should be point one?

What do you think?

actually go in the first place

And yes, that's all the list we have

You can take it away, thank you

that's all the list I have, I didn't think that's

enough, but I'm sure that you can add a lot of things to this list so, come on, do

my job, leave a comment and add some useful things to this list

let's see if I can email the complete list to MadQueen so she

can give it to Santa Klaus Kiciński in hand

that would be funny to see

Well, folks, thanks for watching!

I hope you found this information

Yeah! OK! I'm not the Queen, okay? I do what I can, thanks for watching!

let's see if by next week we have a trailer and we can celebrate

oh yeah

we love you

For more infomation >> Cyberpunk 2077 - Christmas in E3 - Duration: 8:33.

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rey & kylo ren [i want to you] - Duration: 1:25.

I'm confused

i'm trying to make out everything

i fly among the planets

on broken sails

i see colored dreams

hiding in the mirror

i write poems in blood

in her front door on the walls

i hear her footsteps when no one is around

i feel every breath of her orange lips

i see her hand cut by fate

and if i'm crazy

that's just after you

i'm looking for you everywhere

among thousands of news

among the streets and people

i'm looking for you every day

because i just want to you

i just want to you

i just want to you

For more infomation >> rey & kylo ren [i want to you] - Duration: 1:25.

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KNEEJERK REACTIONS: Taylor Swift - Look What You Made Me Do - Duration: 2:55.

I'm a knee...

I'm a jerk...

Welcome to Kneejerk Reactions

Hey what's up kids! Welcome to Kneejerk Reactions!

I'm your host, Kneejerk!

And today we're reacting to the Taylor Swift video "Look What You Made Me Do!"

Oooh! Look what you made me do!

With me as always is Liam the Leprechaun!

Thank you! Thank you! Let's do this!

Zombie George Washington aka ZGW!

RAAHHH! Hi Kids! Send ZGW your bwains in the mail okay?

Hey stop being weird

Said the knee with a face... tee hee...

and of course our resident in-house nerd, Gideon St. Joy!

Hello Internet! Tis I, Gideon St. Joy!

Yeah I just said that

Oh right, well, Chewbacca didn't hear you, right Chewy?

*Chewbacca Roar

Alright, Let's React!

...and we push in on the tombstone where Taylor Swift's reputation has died

OMG you guys, look how hot she is now that she's dead!

Is she digging for buried treasure? Does that make her a zombie pirate?

Oh look she went from dead to diamonds!

Well I can't blame for bathing in those diamonds

I bathe naked in me gold all the time

you get nake in your gold?

Don't get excited! Your not invited!

Chewy tell me when the naked diamond lady is off screen okay?

Oh look! Cute little venomous worms!

Those are snakes...

ZG-Dubs thinks he knows venomous worms when he sees them

Yeah! They're called snakes!

My Mom won't let me have a pet snake

Oh no! You made her crash Liam!

I didn't do it! Zombie George Washington must've done it!

Nope! ZGW was eating bwains!

Oh that was probably me because I put on this dapper bow tie... Chewy likes it...

*Chewbacca Roar

Way to go, Jerky!

Oh look!

Taylor Swift is in a giant bird cage for an overly dramatic metaphor aimed at the very teenagers who buy her music

My Mom says we have to skip this part!

Fast forward!

I'll be the actress starring in your bad dreams

Nuh uh! ZGW only dreams about bwains!

and I only dream about gold!

and I only dream about myself... ha!

and I only dream of Wonder Woman tying me up in her magical golden lasso

Yes I WILL tell you the truth Wonder Woman!

Wow dude.

Gideon! You seriously are a super duper dork!

Alright guys, final thoughts?

I think Taylor's losing a bit of her musical magic!

ZGW thinks she needs her bwains eaten so she can go back to being a sexy zombie lady

Gross!

Gideon?

Look I'm sorry Wonder Woman but anyone who can lift motorcycles like that

is invariably going to invade my personal dreamland whilst I slumber!

*Chewbacca roars

Look! Chewy gets it! Wait... where are you going? Where are you going? Oh my God!

Ooh! Look what you made me do!

Look what you made me do!

For more infomation >> KNEEJERK REACTIONS: Taylor Swift - Look What You Made Me Do - Duration: 2:55.

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✅ 'You can't ensure anything' - NSW not getting carried away after Origin victory - Duration: 4:00.

"Learn from the past, but don't dwell on it." It's the simple mantra NSW will take into State of Origin II at ANZ Stadium on June 24, as they go in search of just their second series win in 13 years

The Blues' new era kick-started like a dream last night. None of the rookies cracked under pressure while the more experienced players stood up when it mattered most in the 22-12 win

But false dawns have occurred before. NSW led both the 2013 and 2017 series with a game to play at home and still lost them both

"You can't ensure anything," captain Boyd Cordner said. "There are two games to go

Although it's very pleasing to win this game there are some lessons to take out of last year

"There's going to be a bit more hunger, playing at home and knowing we're one win away

But everyone knows how hard Origin is. If you're off by five per cent you'll get beat

" There is, however, a difference with this Blues side and ones of years gone by

They don't carry the same mental scars. Eleven of them entered Wednesday's match as rookies never beaten by Queensland and their record - albeit one game in - still remains

And it showed in everything they did at the MCG in front of more than 87,000 fans

The Blues looked the better side for the majority but trailed 12-8 early in the second half, setting up a comeback scenario that Queensland savour -like most recently in Game II last year in Sydney

"We don't want to speak about last year too much," fullback James Tedesco told AAP

"We came into this game not thinking about the past, we just knew it was a new era and guys coming in

That brought out the best of everyone. "In that last 5-10 you think Queensland will come back and it will be a last- minute win

But these guys didn't have that mentality." Tedesco was easily the Blues' best, scoring NSW's first and breaking the line another time to set up a match-sealing Josh Addo-Carr try

James Maloney was also resilient, bouncing back from an intercept pass that gifted Valentine Holmes' Queensland's first points to have a hand in each of the Blues tries

Fellow hardened players Boyd Cordner and David Klemmer were among the Blues' best forwards, while rookies Tom Trbojevic, Latrell Mitchell and Josh Addo-Carr each bagged tries in a back line that busted through a combined 34 tackles and missed just five

"They were fantastic," Fittler said. "They're the future of our game and they nailed their first big opportunity

Very excited for them."

For more infomation >> ✅ 'You can't ensure anything' - NSW not getting carried away after Origin victory - Duration: 4:00.

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You Don't Know How to Use "売る" Yet./お前はまだ「売る」の使い方を知らない - Duration: 4:29.

For more infomation >> You Don't Know How to Use "売る" Yet./お前はまだ「売る」の使い方を知らない - Duration: 4:29.

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Q&A; Workers Comp Claims History Searches - Duration: 2:08.

For more infomation >> Q&A; Workers Comp Claims History Searches - Duration: 2:08.

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Slim Shelf 4Tier Rolling Storage Cart - Duration: 12:57.

For more infomation >> Slim Shelf 4Tier Rolling Storage Cart - Duration: 12:57.

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十二星座放棄一個人的三大表現! - Duration: 7:52.

For more infomation >> 十二星座放棄一個人的三大表現! - Duration: 7:52.

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7 Signs You Are Calcium Deficient; Muscle Cramps, Insomnia and More! - Duration: 3:59.

7 Signs You Are Calcium Deficient; Muscle Cramps, Insomnia and More!

I remember as a child I was constantly reminded of how drinking a glass of milk would help

in building strong and healthy bones.

No matter how much I hated it, I had to go through this exercise at least two times a

day.

Rightly so, a glassful of milk does provide an abundance of calcium, which is known to

not only improve bone health, but also have an impact on blood pressure, heart health,

body weight and cancer prevention.

Calcium is a necessary mineral that our body cannot produce on its own, which is why it

is generally obtained through dietary sources.

According to National Institutes of Health (NIH- Office of Dietary Supplements), adults

from 19-50 years of age should have 1,000 milligrams of calcium per day and adult men

above 51-70 should have 1,200 milligrams per day.

While this may look like a small amount, we tend to fail in fulfilling the daily requirements

that leads to calcium deficiency.Calcium deficiency is a common problem these days, it may become

serious if not diagnosed and treated on time.

Here are some signs that you should look out for, in case you are calcium deficient.

1.

Weak and brittle nails

One of the most common symptoms of calcium deficiency is weak and brittle nails.

If you are constantly experiencing chipped nails or your nails tend to not grow properly,

it could mean that you are calcium deficient.

Load up on more and more calcium dense foods like dairy products, greens, seeds, salmon,

nuts, tofu, figs, et al.

2.

Muscle cramps

Muscle cramps are also early symptoms of calcium deficiency.

A single muscle cramp may not be alarming, but if you are experiencing quite a few cramps

in a day, there is a chance it may be a calcium related deficiency you are dealing with.

Calcium deficiency leads to muscle tenderness, contraction and overall discomfort as this

mineral helps in moving your muscles.

3.

Dental cavities

Calcium is an important constituent for our teeth.

Therefore, deficiency in the body may affect teeth as well.

You teeth start to decay and become prone to cavities as they become weaker by the day.

In fact, you may also experience bad breath problems.

So start loading up on more dairy products in order to keep your teeth strong and healthy.

4.

High blood pressure

According to studies, calcium intake has been associated with lowering high blood pressure.

Calcium basically helps blood vessels contract and expand; it also aids the transmission

of signals in nerves and cells.

Low calcium levels help maintain sodium balance, further help in regulating blood pressure

levels.

5.

Vitamin D deficiency

Calcium needs vitamin D to absorb into the body, so lacking on one means, you will likely

be low on the other.

So, try and increase your calcium and vitamin D dense foods like cereals, milk, juice, etc.

Soak in sunlight that is a good source of vitamin D.

6.

Insomnia

Calcium causes the release of melatonin, which is needed for a sound sleep.

If you are calcium deficient, the body may not be able to release the required amount,

leaving you restless through the night.

Ensure that your calcium intake every day is on point.

7.

Poor bone density

Calcium deficiency may lead to brittle bones leading to fractures and severe conditions

like rickets and osteoporosis.

99 percent of the calcium is stored in the bones and one percent that remains is carried

in the blood stream.

With the deficiency, bones tend to release the mineral, making them brittle and weak

causing such severe conditions.

Therefore, it is important to load up on enough calcium for the day.

In case of chronic calcium deficiency and severe symptoms, ensure that you consult a

doctor as soon as possible.

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