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Today Kids TV | Colors for kids | Train Wooden Hammer | Finger Family Song Nursery Rhyme - Duration: 4:54.
Today Kids TV Colors for kids Train Wooden Hammer Finger Family Song Nursery
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Normal Delivery vs Cesarean : Deepti's VBAC Experience - Duration: 0:57.
I'm a mother of twins who are 3 years old, and uh, a new mother of a 3 month old baby.
When I had my twins, I had a cesarean.
There was a stark difference between a normal delivery and a cesarean.
Actually as soon as he was born, within a few hours I felt, I was, you know, started
going through my normal routine.
It was, I was back on my feet.
He was born I think on a Friday and Monday I was there getting my twins ready to go to
school and getting them ready, looking after them.
I would highly recommend all moms to have a normal delivery if they have a choice.
Don't take the cesarean.
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Rick and Morty 2017 THE ABC's BETH - Duration: 8:11.
you have much to learn my Morty summer this is Kiara
she's a COO tabula Warrior Priestess from crew tubulin I know where cabulance
are from dead a chiming tones I'm Antonio younglings hyman show though
your father's mind holds love for you I am humbled to meet in physicality dad
are you tell me I wasn't going to ask if you were in love since you barely know
her summer Chiara and I met on that interstellar dating service Ric was
always suggesting when your mom and I were together and things just kind of
clicked we must move our reservation is at 7:00 but I love to watch your face
shift away I'm sure you noticed which he has three of but guess what she has two
oh yeah this place is the safest best dad ever
can't you just say I admit it I screwed up what would be the point of that you
can't do it can you you can't just apologize okay okay I'm sorry
you think you deserve an apology hey don't look at me you let your kid roll
around on the floor of a target it's gonna get stepped on well here's the
problem right here we got a bunch of fruit peel and procedural carbons all
gummed up and mixed in with real human DNA are you saying Tommy survived here
by having sex with Ruby creatures creating fruit be human hybrid offspring
and then consuming their protein sustaining himself with an endless cycle
of cannibalistic incest it's just a working theory of course if that's the
case I expect he'd be worshipped as a kind of God by a meeting of the level
society of his least delicious children
take us to King Tommy I thought warrior priestesses could only leave her
chaplain on a hunt thank you sweetie I hope it's not human season I'm on
earth hunting no verax I would never hunt a human your father
and I are soul bonded so bonded um does your planet have shorter days because
you guys aren't moving kind of fast now
she's always hunting she probably knew a verax worked here and that's why she
said the Yelp reviewers didn't matter do you understand how serious crew
turbulent soul bonding is gee Marty I don't know it's got such a casual name
if you want to lecture anyone about commitment start with your mom oh my god
dad is that what this is about are you rushing into a new thing to get back at
mom every weekend you two have told me to move on move on leg out of bed like
stop using paper towels between the paper not move on into a sloppy rebound
dad you need to slow down rethink this soul bond why don't you just say what
you really mean you think it's cool that having sex with her gives me telekinesis
and you recognize she's got a hot bod like Cheetara in Thundercats but you're
grossed out by her avocado shaped head and blue skin and you think I want to
put a bag and a wig on her head after all the time and energy I spent teaching
you two about race ended up racist soon your world will be rid of verax tomorrow
we celebrate we could take the kids to the waterpark
we celebrate with a hunt ooh you kids wanna hunt yes I'm not kneeling suck my
dick well hello I am the king of fruity land
but I go by another name too we know it's Tommy
we know I have lived here since I was a mere child we now I suppose you're
wondering how do I sustain myself we aren't I always find the theater is
the best way to clarify things
come on my magic world this is my secret flippy land where I have no role I am
excited I am jealous of commies friends in this
Nintendo and his dad likes him I take it Tommy wasn't class playwright you want
to see the honey sauce yes that's interesting
thickness when we make tough past trapped in a strange land I'm hungry and
all I could do to pass the time is huh I will hurt this rock I will hurt this
tree and put my seed in it I am the first of Tommy's children and of my
flesh so you may survive and so I did okay yeah certified fresh' good good job
perhaps a demonstration is in order no that is the last thing around all right
that's it I'm out of here what are you doing we're in the middle
of an adventure here's some things an adventure needs bastard conflicts takes
away from me to benefit and clearly Morty Tommy still in there raping
Muppets and eating baby yep luckily that's not our problem time to pull the
plug pull the plug we have to get Tommy out
of there okay we need to do the right thing do what you never did as a dad put
in a little effort all right cut the highroad routine we both saw Tommy's
shitty play you pushed him in the honey swamp bet his very happy life is in your
hands you go save him from it you're gonna believe a play over your own
daughter yes I am because you're not my own daughter Oh God yes I'm one of
infinite baths with infinite fathers and infinite universes it's called a hug dad
it won't kill you yeah don't be so sure you know why all Rick's made a fruit
peel and four other little girls same reason I wasn't surprised by Tommy's
overwritten badly structured cheaply produced flashback
you were a scary kid man oh my god I didn't make fruit peel and to get rid of
you Beth I did it to protect the neighborhood not noble sense was just
more practical to sequester you before I had to start you know cloning a
replacement for every less than polite little boy or gullible animal that might
cross your sociopath you would rather believe I'm evil that admit that you
were a bad father oh dude no no bad father all the way to the max over here
I'm a nutcase and the acorn plops straight down baby look at some of the
shit you were asking me to make you as a kid ray guns a whip that forces people
to like you invisibility cuffs a Parent Trap a lightning gun a teddy bear with
anatomically correct innards night-vision googly eye glasses sound
erasing sneakers false fingerprints fall asleep darts a lie detecting doll an
indestructible baseball bats a Taser shaped like a ladybug a fake police
badge location tracking stickers rainbow colored duct tape mind controlled hair
clips poison gum a pink sentient switchblade does it occur to you that I
asked you to make those things because I wanted you to spend time with me has it
occurred to you that if I did try killing Tommy it might be because I was
jealous of his family wait what why wasn't his dad like some kind of
cannibal seems like it must be hereditary oh my god this is your fault
I am NOT a bad person I'm gonna go back in there I'm getting Tommy and I'm
fixing this whatever you say Stone Cold Steve Austin
I don't know why I just said that doesn't make a lot of sense but stand by
it whatever you say Stone Cold Steve Austin
moaning it
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Hey There Delilah GUITAR COVER ( Plain White T's ) - Duration: 4:57.
We are already at Second Episode of "Guitar Cover in 1 Minute", the format that explains itself.
I have to say that first episode was a Huge Success
Multiple requests rained from all over the places
maybe 4 or 5.. and I chose the one from Valentina, that asked
" Hey There Delilah " , but BUT don't be sad if your song had not been chosen
for this episode because maybe it will be picked
for a future episode, if the rythm of requests stays at this level,
anyway, if you are new on this channel or you have any other ideas for future guitar covers
you are invited to leave a comment with your request
I will read them all very carefully
well, let's start!
Plain White T's - Hey There Delilah
Hey There Delilah what's it like in New York City
I'm a Thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes, you do
Time Square can't shine as bright as you
You know it's true
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
Our friends would all make fun of us, but we will laugh along because
we know that none of them have felt this way
Delilah I can promise you, that by the time that we get through
the world would never ever be the same,
and you're to blame
oh, it's what you do to me
oh, it's what you do to me
what you do to me
Well, sooner or later I should make a video collection of the mistakes
yes, at least all these wasted minutes would have a purpose
Did the Hot Girl text?
No, not yet, tonight a girl texted me "hello"
it's friday evening and I have nothing better to do than being here recording
and at 20:55, 5 minutes to 9 p.m.
she texts "hello" without exclamation point or dots or whatever,
just 4 letters: pa pa pa, pa, enter. and I replied
I am not stupid! But..
it ended like this..
Attentiion!! News news news! She replied
I was already editing the video on computer and... bbb she replied
Let me explain the situation, since you are minding at my business, because if you arrived so far in the video..
You wanted to hear a song in the first place and look at you now..
you are listening to this story, amazing, I wonder how many will watch the video this far
If you are watching.. WELL DONE!
it means also that you have not a big social life
ok, this girl, very nice, she is a model,
I never saw her in my life, I found her on Tinder and I believe
we didn't match, but she left in the info her instagram account so I began
to bomb her with messages. not true. in a very polite way! and one evening
she asked me out, but then she pulled back
then tonight she texts, "hello" "bla bla" "how are you", and then she wasn't answering, was she afraid to meet me again?!
then she replied..
mamma mia
bomber
that bitch! :)
ok, well, you shouldn't laugh either because your evening is not better than mine since you are here watching this.. :p
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I'm Not Like You / No Soy Como Tú (ENG SUB) - Duration: 15:13.
"I Am Not Like You" Tr-on : Malinovskiy (the ART of LOVE)
"A potion" What does it do?
How old do you think am I?
-Good Morning!
What a blast we had
last night -Yeah, Yeah...
There
you
have
your clothes and you can put it one here if you
want to.
I'm going to have a shower.
-TV NEWS:
"Before we continue with the rest of the morning news, we have
a very special new.
In Guadalix de la Sierra there has
been an important car crash between a lorry transporting high toxic products and
a van.
The driver has died in the accident.
We
don't know the causes of
this accident but
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